Thread 212574403

Pitcairn Island edition

Poo

>>212574380
….you will not get away with this….

>>212574440
Thread's off to a flyer.

>>212574425
It's like throwing away a winning lottery ticket. What a retard.

literally eden

>jewish name
He's one of them Mossad's init brots

>Dr Patel will see you now...

https://www.practo.com/consult/testicle-pain-if-no-ejaculation-i-am-27-old-married-male-i-feel-mild-testicle-pain-if-did-not-have-sex-or-musterbate/q

This is an interesting News from Britain.

How would RNHS cope without them

>>212574466
We can’t have you in our social club no more

>>212574524
based dont knows

>>212574524
>The people would support....
That means it's dead in water init Yamamoto

>>212574527
ah yes, the NHS recruiting forum

WHITE LIGHT GOIN MESSIN UP MY MIND
OHHHH WHITE HEAT TICKLE ME DOWN TO MY TOES

>>212574403 (OP)
'

Your response, Rorke?

Morning all, I’ll be back to brown slag and muslim marriage posting soon

>>212574532
simmer down bobby

>>212574582
Your eyes are 50% of your face and you don't have a nose freak

Rorke's sister was made for BBC

>jury-free trials
Utterly dystopian

I think I got a tiny blind spot in my filed of view or maybe it's just my anxious imagination, I can't tell and it's really scary

might get some weed in

We in /brit/ take great pleasure in the sacking of Chr*stian H*rner, former Chief of Sexual Harassment at R*d B*ll Racing.

Mental how Vito sucked 1 (ONE) cock and he got killed over it

stupida fucking thread

>>212574645
why l'll never join the mafia

>>212574645
if he'd said 'no homo' afterwards he would've been ok. phil would've understood

Justice for Wallace

not much toiling to be done today lads, spent half the time browsing 'ddit

Too sad about
Creator Clash 3
being cancelled to think straight

William Wallace

>>212574603
I’m just telling you how you’re being fucking perceived

need the footy back, sick of this club world cup shite

Appointment with psychiatrist today ffs can't stand it lads going to pretend I'm well to stop them maybe don't want more anti psychotics

>>212574732
and whats your plan regarding your mental health for the rest of your life?

>>212574728
corrr some proper good games there

>Passengers flying from Heathrow this summer will be subjected to a non-stop soundtrack of roaring aircraft engines, tannoy announcements and beeping security scanners.
>The four-minute loop, created entirely from more than 50 sounds sampled from the airport’s terminals and runways, began playing on Tuesday and is due to run until the end of August.
That sounds amazing

>>212574754
Is it an art piece or some kind of psychological thing?

What if public restrooms played fart sounds and water splash sounds on speakers? Would it be good or bad

>>212574717
Women’s Euros is on

>>212574689
The Sir Keir haircut

any rorkes in the chat able to tell me aussies are so much better at banter than brits are? I assume a lot of the settlers were scottish and irish that must play a part

>>212574846
aye? that'll be a right laugh

woke will be back in 2027

>>212574754
Listening to it now, it’s unironically a banger and makes me want to fly

l am once again asking the spirits in my bedroom to return my lost tv remote

>>212574865
Aussies itt are on heroin screeching about mundane things. I don't like Aussies.

>>212574891
aussies are the backbone of /brit/

the one lad with internet in uezbekistan has graced the british general on 4chan.org with his presence

I can't pee at urinals. I have pee shyness. When I take my willy out I just... can't pee. Even if there is no one else there.

>>212574903
Just not true

Still going at it using his pedo tool

>>212574709
watched Braveheart for the first time a couple days ago and it was one of the dumbest films I've ever seen

>>212574903
These aussies have had a bone in their backs, let me tell you

>>212574891
show us one single aussie post ITT containing screeching or heroin

>>212574812
Art piece
https://soundcloud.com/jordan-rakei/music-for-heathrow is it
It's obviously influenced by Eno's Music for Airports but becomes ambient techno garbage

>>212574865
Aussies are so sad and pathetic that they come into the British thread instead of making their own thread. Maybe they're just too embarrassed about Australia to have their own thread.

>>212574891
Good post. Americans in /brit/ are better than Aussies. Americans don't pretend to be British, but Aussies do.

>>212574949
>Aussies are so sad and pathetic that they come into the British thread instead of making their own thread
be careful what you wish for

just bought £150 running shoes. will never use em

>>212574945
>*SCREECH*
and there it is

>>212574949
you have every right not to like us but literally none of this is true

for me it's Music For Real Airports by Black Dog

I remember kids at school would say new trainers would make you run faster

>>212574966
why i oughta...

just preordered £40 worth of nuts

Bennies went in thank god

>>212574979
I still believe this

walking around a shopping centre mentally scanning peoples faces for fetal alcohol syndrome like the terminator

>>212574979
used to make my mum buy me the most expensive trainers in JJB sports whenever I needed a new pair. All they were used for was running about during breaktime at school as well

she didn't have a lot of money either. I was really a horrible child, and remain horrible to this day.

>>212575026
ffs rorke

>>212575026
bet you stink

An old school /brit/ guy (you've heard of him) just pulled me aside in the Discord and told me he's seen what I'm doing with my gimmicks, he's a fan and to keep up the good work. I've honestly never felt as proud as I do right now. I'm shaking with joy.

how come aussies on int are funny but aussie media produces shit like dads google history or I was roiped or office au

That couple who went on a motorbike tour from Spain to Australia and got arrested after crossing into Iran, what utter mongs

>>212575064
I don't smell I'm just a thoroughly unpleasant person.

>>212575026
mumberg never bought me branded stuff growing up I remember the first time she agreed to get me a pair of £20 reeboks I was buzzing then everyone at school took the piss out of me for them

Jury free trials!

>>212575065
You got the nod from Zachy
Fair play mate you've obviously earnt it

>>212574998
you're nuts

Sir Cumcised

don't like danny from rate my takeaway he's proper sleezy

>>212575127
The wife issue again, or something else? He married a bimbo that's true

>>212575127
The word is sleazy and the only sleazy one was Food Review Club who emailed places for free food and also told them to pay him for good reviews

>>212575077
how many terrorists and spies will we have to exchange now

>>212575159
FRC did a better job at researching good restaurants in America. Danny came here and literally ate at fast food and ihop, 3/10 places

the future for all NEETs when their parents cark it

if you have siblings who have moved out and have normal lives they will be throwing you straight under the bus when mumsy dies. The value of that house sale is worth more to them than their failure to launch NEET sibling ever will be.

can smell my arse when I uncross my legs really need to give these joggers a wash

>>212575203
NEETs are worthless to society and won't be doing any 'rising up', too busy spamming images about how le bvsed their B.O. is, so who cares

>>212575203
Old people are retarded

>>212575203
why is she using a suitcase as a walking stick?

leftypol doing tiktok dances with his bird

Had a talk with the bergs to remind me how much of a failure I have become

>>212575203
we don't have a house. proper povvos we are

What's gotten into Fong these days then hm? These animes and kpops have him going batty.

>>212575203
yes, and? You're speaking as if this was some kind of great injustice

>>212575234
blame them

any /normal/ lad in? got 2 siblings and we all moved out for uni and didn't move back, all employed and get along with the bergs. couldn't imagine being one of you failures

love the instant image filter button someone shared a while back. great for posts like that

>>212575284
>any /normal/ lad in
ktim

These images don't even bother me or anything I just have to spam each and every time about how they upset me so much I need to hide them

>>212575296
What now?

bellend smells like piss

>>212575284
Nah, I'm in the /fucked-up-my-life/ boat

rattled

>>212575296
how do you do that then?

Sometimes I smell the crotch of my underwear whilst fapping off. Rate my takeaway boys :3

/^Uzbekistan$/

>>212575333
please don't sign off posts with your mental state it is a form of personalityfagging

was it something i said?

disgusting thread

>>212575389
This. I can't believe some of what gets posted in this thread oh my DAYS

>>212575359
kek yep did it almost immediately

>>212575284
i have a job and savings but can't take out a mortgage cause i'm an oppressed incel

>a soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

What did he mean by this?

How do I start getting my life together? Making a list of everything I need to do?

>>212575432
Idk but I need a fix cuz I'm going down, down to the bits that I left up, town

>>212575446
ask some other freaks who don't have their life together sounds like a good plan

>>212575446
you don't. if you didn't make it by 19 then it's ova

i drive a rolls royce
cos its good for my voice

>>212575127
don't like how he speaks to the cameraman not one bit

The grindr profile pic

>Police have released CCTV imagery of 12 males they would like to identify following the beach brawl between topless youths last week which saw five officers injured
Guess what race they all are lads

Having a read

>>212575533
Scrimbling

>>212575525
>mates
>youths

>>212574403 (OP)
90% of every 9yo was already been raped there
google it

>>212575446
Speaking for myself, even if such a list were made for me I know I wouldn't even begin to do the things on it. You have to have actual hope for the future and to WANT to have goals, to then set about achieving them.

As to how you begin to have hope for the future? I don't know. On some level I suspect receiving validation and romantic / sexual attention from women, or indeed one woman in the form of a girlfriend, activates this drive within men. And without this validation, a lot of men (me) feel no drive to do anything, having been bogged down in the belief that even if they do strive for a better future their life will still be meaningless and empty without women.

I started to pretend I'm young but look older due to drug addiction on my early teen years to hit on young girls. It's so over.

>>212575525
Cant be white people we always behave on holiday

Food Review UK won. He f*cking won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-7GqUZ-fNc

fuck me used to be a proper little hairless gimp until i turned 30 and now im covered like an ape

>>212575542
There's nothing better than this bongerino . Old British guys are hilarious

it's not for me to say

>>212575555
I guess the one kid managed to subvert molestation

No stress

>>212575598
it might be for you but it's not for me

Hate coming back from being out and looking in the mirror and seeing how disheveled and shit I looked

>>212575704
for me my face is always greasy

I'm not even fat either, just evidently producing a vast amount of grease to the extent it has to come out my pores

>>212575704
Shower and dress up early in the morning.

>>212575738
Doesn't help, in fact if I wash my hair the day it dries it blows up into a big frizzy mess. It's only after accumulating a bit of grease that it starts to look normal.

shaggers

So gang, what are we up to today?

Always think '2moro l'll be sober' but 2moro comes and l want to get wasted again

I’ve done almost fuck all for the last six years since graduating, hardly worked and have just wasted my life away but far too much time has passed to make something useful of myself. A horrible feeling because everything seems so out of reach now

>>212575744
disgusting vomit

>>212575789
finished toil, currently exercising, then lunch, then watch the tennis

ay tone

>>212575789
went up town for a couple hours, might work on my puzzle book in a bit

summer loving had me a blast

>>212575802
such has been the way of man for millennia. we carry the weight of the world on our shoulders lad that's why alcohol was invented by god to help us cope

leftypol unmasked

she's gagging for it lads

garyeating poo

>>212575986
mental the dissonance your brain can make in how you think you appear and how you actually appear. the certainty of the body is a cruel thing

all you nonces better behave yourselves

Randomly remembering one of those cat torture videos that got spammed here and feeling bad for the entire week

>>212575869
He's no fugin gud

https://youtube.com/shorts/ygQ_gevvTRQ?si=K8tyHRck5R7Bkzxa

I'm so hung they call me BBC Noose

It not right

>>212576028
timmy's crush

>>212576063
>>212575869
find mafia shit so cringe

>>212576104
why?

>>212576089
>two brothers
>both women born in men's bodies
>neither realised until later in life, at the same time
>both saw the same dominatrix who specialised in forced feminisation and public humiliation
incredible story really, brings a tear to the eye

Curious...

feel like pure shit. 36 hours since I had opiates. now I enter the hardest part of withdrawals.

>>212576153
so wholesome

>>212576153
>both saw the same dominatrix who specialised in forced feminisation and public humiliation
l keep hearing this but after they orgasmed and spent 25 years as women you'd think the erotic shame would wear off

>>212576104
Not my problem

sad because I have the personality of a fish

>>212576205
doing nothing about it and moping is really interesting though

Catberg on a wet one

>>212576089
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.
There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.
Human beings cannot change their sex.

Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.

there should be flags for britain's different nations
this should be implemented on whatever next site we go to after the ofcom ban

needing to poo

>>212576263
Get tay coding

>>212576263
Didn't they used to have them on /sp/?

been watching porn for 20 years and it's never done me any harm

been smoking crack for 20 years and it's never done me any harm

>>212576263
Sharty does this. Plugins for 4chan to do it too. Even to the county level.

>>212576179
wishing you well mate

>>212576328
anti-crack hysteria is just propaganda basically. it’s fine if you don’t do it everyday

>>212576292
only during the WC

>>212576229
katzenberg

>>212576244
You mean this isn't a woman? Pshaw

Will we really not be able to access this website or is it the same mong spamming his gimmick?

>>212576342
fucking woke

>>212576292
i think they only have it during the world cup or euros

>>212576229
he is soaking

mental how its only wednesday

kebab from last night doing a number on my poos

So stick him in a dress and
He's the only boy I'd shag
The only boy I'd anything is
Leftypol in drag

>>212576229
Probably a nightmare to dry

downloading mp3s

I'm hurt real bad

>site is too dangerous for brits to see
>Germans still allowed in
lol

can see the fucking mint sauce in it when i wipe and everything

>>212576474
What's wrong bong

/brit/ osrs cc

>>212576342
If she means teaching indians not to in their own homes she’s right but I doubt it

>>212576342
She has a point. Some people come from parts of the world where eating with your hands is common. Also people in the UK have used their hands to eat things for a long time. Sandwiches, pizza, chips, stuff like that.

Green eyes, white thighs, I could bust a load on you
Late night, Gherkin time, Katy on the stove, yeah (Oh)
You're sweet ice cream, but you could use a Flake or two
White cronem cum twisted 'round your tongue

pakis probably like the hot weather because they're from the desert aren't they

>>212576352
thanks pal. ill be ok. i've done it before, unfortunately after a few weeks/months i forget how this part feels and start using again.

>>212576342
colonisation is asking "british" people in britain to follow british culture and customs

my neighbours such a fucking weird cunt 40 year old fat bald bloke with no job leeching off his elderly mum

>>212576591
nobody's perfect mate. we all have our lapses and flaws

>>212576585
Shut up you shit fingers baboon uncivilized whiny cunt

>>212576614
I'm not fat

>>212576590
why do they come here then

guilty feet have no rhythm

>>212576626
Well you’re not him are you

I just leave this here

sad

workmen outside my smelly incel flat going "OO OO UH AH AH AH"

I have pretty good teeth but I wish they were better, might have to go to one of the 'aki cosmetic clinics but it feels embarrassing

>>212576647
bad idea lad lots of alchie dosser NEETs in this thread

>>212576622
bodied that smelly paki

>>212576631
money

>>212576671
fanx lid x

>>212576647
wahey bevyy on the balcy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

Any slug man in

>>212576658
why? they're always full of fit paki birds who love white cock

>>212576647
alcoholic lips covered in saliva upon observing this post

>>212576636
why white people can’t dance

any midtard man in?

>>212576703
I think it would remind me of what a dysgenic freak I am, I don't deserve to look good. I was genetically fated to be a runt

>>212576700
he's my favourite, got a parasol up the arse last time, came back for more. indomitable britness

salmon and cream cheese croissants for lunch x

>>212576656
go tim on them

you're telling me a gay porn made this burger?

>>212576782
scramblfgjing

Tired of having to manually put the MD5 hash of spam images into your filter list?
Try this:
1. Open 4chanX settings (wrench in top right corner)
2. Go to the "Advanced" tab
3. Scroll down to find the "File info formatting" section
4. Add "%f" to the file info formatting field
5. Reload the page
Now every image will have a little "x" button next to the name that will instantly hide the post and add the image's MD5 hash to your filters!

>>212576798
Great post

>>212576622
People should obviously wash their hands you stupid cunt, that's a completely different issue

>>212576437
not pleased with the italians laughing at our demised completely unprovoked

why do people go to generals in languages they can’t read

eating with your hands is gross. like i get it when it's an apple but fucking rice or curry?

wish i had a gf with great big chebs
my gf is gorgeous but she's got kinda small and deflated-looking booba

>>212576905
Remembering when Amer ate coleslaw with his hands

>>212576904
why do people travel to countries in languages they can't speak?

>>212576900
how many political parties has this cunt been the leader of?

>>212576914
>i suffer in australia

>>212576900
alri Jezzer?

>>212576932
ah yea a 4chan thread is the same as travel. lmfao mug

>>212576914
knock her up

>>212576934
2
>>212576945
He was shaking his head in a performative manner
He knows leftypol social media will love it

>>212576905
it's the one thing I will never accept as being simply cultural
these are the same people who eat off the fucking floor with their unwashed hands and im supposed to just accept that?
hate this demonic clown word we are forced to live in

fate smiles again

>>212576905
Wash your hands you grubby wanker.

>>212576948
if anything it's more ridiculous because you have to spend lots of money and time to go there
or you can accept it's natural curiosity to seek out other cultures and people especially when the barrier is so low (clicking a link and using machine translation)
my point was your question was moronic

>>212576905
>RESPECT OTHER PEOPLES CULTCHA

>>212576914
Time for implants is it

>>212576977
Everything is fate

sophia vergara nude

Mumstein whittering on about trannies yet again

ello ello ello

might go out raping soon not really in the mood for it tho

>28 years old
>Receding hairline
>Missed out on normal teenage/twenties experience
>Skinnyfat wageslave
That's it. No more dossing around. The comeback begins today.

>>212576914
nice tum small boobs is best

>>212577068
ktim

>>212577068
start with that hair transplant in turkey

>>212577068
good lad. lock in

>>212577020
nah, natural beats fake every time

>>212577068
Start by making your first ever friend. Then you can bore them to death with your dull blogs.

>>212577068
A clue gained

>>212577068
kahteem but 38 instead

>>212576798
OK but I change the image hash every time a post an image SO THERE

>>212576997
travelling you can see and eat and do interesting things. 4chan is words and pictures. if you can’t understand what’s going on (translation would miss most gimmicks and humour) seems pointless. lol at going to a thread on 4chan being called “seeking other cultures”, got laugh out of that

always felt a bit weird trying to explain to people that my biggest hobby are crosswords. no one gets it.

have heard that there are ways for women to increase their booba size naturally but it's deliberately kept out of common knowledge because it's an industry secret among models

eating a satsuma with a knife and fork

>>212577114
youre like the joker but for crosswords

stepdadberg used to eat hot dogs and burgers with a knife and fork
freaked out at me once as a kid because i took a bite off whatever was on my fork instead of putting the whole lot in my mouth
>IT'S NOT A FUCKING KEBAB REEEEE
uptight prick so he was

>>212577127
https://youtu.be/jFm3P6cM3Zc

Got two 6'6 lads and a 6'5 lad wanting to shag

>>212577124
fenugreek
regular massages
breast pumps

ive got a very high tennis IQ

>>212577154
i mean i guess... just wish more people enjoyed crosswords, spend maybe 2 hours a day doing crosswords me

>>212577114
you're doing real crosswords on paper with a little coffee in the sun aren't you? not just hunched over the gaming laptop spamming out 500 crosswords a day?

>>212577162
serves you right

>>212577188
nah on the pc cant really afford the crossword magazines anymore just go through them a bit too quickly

>>212577124
evil people

>>212577114
alri dad, do you play solitaire at the office as well?

>>212577056
Bet that was a good gig

>>212577181
it's just unfortunate that you're not a tennis player

in my smelly evil incel dungeon eating a jar of pickles

>>212577248
mate im bloody 22 alright definitely not a father a virgin infact

being a dickheads coooooooooool

>>212577274
fair enough, i've never even attempted a crossword so i suppose it's not my place to knock it until i've tried it

just simultaneously sneezed and farted

>>212577250
yh black sabbath were one of the worst bands there tbqh insane lineup

>>212577304
theyre pretty good i find them addictive but if you could manage to just enjoy them and not get like... a serotonin rush from them and get kind of addicted like i am theyre really really good

New
>>212577379
>>212577379
>>212577379

>>212577378
>>212577378
>>212577378
the new as it were

any wordle man in?
got today's in 4

>i find them addictive
>a serotonin rush from them and get kind of addicted like i am

for fucks SAKE

>>212577398
I said the same thing

>>212577388
you have to try them to understand i guess