the new as it were edition

poo smells lmao

picking bits of poo out of the toilet and sticking them back up my bum

standing proud, looking to the horizon, bringing that elbow up and savor the victory. you're just poured the perfectly domed guinness pint.

women with hairy tuppences

I SAID any blackpilled man in?

you can hide things up your bumhole you know

Plotting a lemon sorbet

https://jiggie.fun/AFVoqr

doing a jigsaw puzzle

>>212579233
this used to be me. thank god i stopped reading

>>212579240
Not if its full of poo

sipping a carlsberg, highly greng

I've never heard of a hooray henry in my life

>>212579240
I’m hiding something there right now can you guess what it is :)

>>212579235
it's mainstream now mate, even kids are black pilled

>>212577429

Have a strange desire to put objects up my butt

Had lots of beer last night so doing a beer poo right now

Can't wait for moaning bastards to start moaning it's too hot this weekend.

I'm the blue gentleman

rorkes ex looking for forbidden pashtun cock

>>212579317
yer da seeking advice as a beginner paddleboarder following reading the day's weather

>>212579250
could use a few more big strong lads on this one desu x

>>212579317
will be toiling all weekend me

On The Guardian crosswordstoil, no Tashas for a while

>>212579317
Tick
Tock

>alice in borderland season 3
bit weird. the ending of season 2 was very conclusive.

t-minus 6 minus before Medieval 2 toil starts

>>212579376
After the crossword, go outside and air yourself out a bit.

You do make sure that your kale has been "hand massaged", right /brit/?

>>212579369
In x

>13 notes for a salad
lol fuck off

>>212579406
Probably by some jeet who just scratched his asshole

>>212579397
Shogun 2 toil looms for me meanwhile

>>212579378
united poverty isles will never

>>212579406
i certainly wouldn't eat something that some paki has had his grubby mitts all over

>>212579406
Did a trial shift in Pret once and they have pretty good standards to be fair.
But that was before they killed someone.

>>212579406
Isn't a salad though is it
It's a heavy lunch aimed at fatsos who want to think they're being healthy

>>212579406
leftypol clapping his little hands in joy at this

>>212579406
Looks good actually
And you're supposed to massage kale

waxing gibbous today

>>212579433
Kept trying to get into Shogun 2, but always end up on FOTS instead which I have more fun on.

for me the perfect summer day is about 24 degrees with a light breeze, spent in the countryside of the south of England

>>212579406
We really really need to kill officemong treatlerites

>It's a heavy lunch

>>212579453
t. leftypol

>>212579440
How is it not a salad?

>>212579455
the hat from tf2?

need you nonces vaporised

>>212579406
I don't get how it is a salad. A fifth of it is either kidney beans or chickpeas. Cheap shite and filling to the point of being a meal.

>waxing gibbous today

>>212579496
Have some fucking standards and stand up for something once in your life, if those are salads then everything is a salad

>>212579520
those plain dry kidney beans look so tempting don't they

i am so far removed from normie mentality i might as well be another species

>>212579530
Calm down fatty

excited to try prets new £13 meals, how about you guys?

We're all in here lads
https://jiggie.fun/AFVoqr

Ofcom IP grabber DO NOT click

>>212579555
Webstershagging fucking freak canadian freak kill yourself or grow a spine

chappell roan sex arse

>>212579569
Did they have to have her titty out?

straddling the line between chubby and fat

>Webstershagging fucking freak canadian freak kill yourself or grow a spine

you lads ever seen a ham salad? yank invention. not a vegetable to be seen.

Ok I will eat it!!

>>212579598
Never seen this in my life
Probably some white people shit

>>212579573
No

>>212579530
what are your opinions on the humble macaroni salad

straddling the line between human and pig

>>212579356
Suspiciously green looking grass. Sure its fine

Keep it down

>>212579633
That’s macaroni in a sauce with carrots

>>212579612
Tarqs are insane

I've gone fully pig mode

>>212579633
>>212579598
Not a fan of these salads that are half mayonnaise if I'm being honest

>>212579667
Tell them, not us. We don't care about your little incel chat.

actually quite a difficult jigsaw puzzle considering its less than 1000 pieces

https://jiggie.fun/AFVoqr

straddling a pig

For me it's the humble Party Cheese Salad

>>212579233
ktim without the Kindle though

>>212579511
I feel attacked by this

>>212579684
I blame potato salad for normalising it.

>>212579667

>>212579693
trying to do a jigsaw puzzle here mate keep it down

morbidly obese me, can't stop stuffing my fat cunt face me, hate my life me

>>212579233
Diego reads a book a day. Smartest bloke I know.

Oooooo Chavo

Might fully give up and start rolling around in my own muck like the hog I am

what's the point of armour in games like doom or half life where you can still take health damage while you have armour?
yes i understand it may dampen the effects of damage but to me it makes more sense to simplify it so that you don't start taking health damage at all until your armour is gone

>>212579703
I always make potato salad with a vinaigrette like my mother used to
Far superior in taste and nutrition

What happens when you die, lads? I'm scared.

>>212579740
Minecraft got it right

>>212579740
Nigga trying to whiteroom decades old fps games

>>212579733
Diego believes that an invisible wizard created the universe, and he doesn't believe in evolution despite fossil evidence over a period of millions of years.

>>212579764
probably nothing x

>>212579764
you go back from whence you came

>>212579758
Generally not a fan of potato salad because of the mayonnaise so that actually looks like it would be good.

>>212579775
they're still making doom games, and possibly (hopefully) half life games

>>212579781
Yeah he's the smartest bloke you know as well.

>>212579781
also believes that invisible wizard sent his son down to earth to be killed and that son is simultaneously him and some sort of ghost. He also believes some old man collected two of every animal and put them on a big boat to escape a flood.

>>212579406
>£13
Take the piss

>did you buy any fun games in the sale anon?

People are always saying that frogposters bring nothing to 4chan and that they're boring wankers
I don't know if that's true though also they say they're all incels who have no mates so they have to blogpost here all day again not sure about it all

what do you call this

>>212579830
Woah it's 10% off i better heckin buy it now!

>>212579806
No he's probably the dumbest person I'm aware of

>>212579821
True, and he believes all that stuff just because it's written in a book

really could use some more help with the jigsaw puzzle lads dont be intimidated

rorke lamenting the state of england when he can't even identify some of the most common trees or flowers

hate women
stupid bitches

>>212579860
Looks like a video wrapped in an MPEG-4 container

>>212579860
brownest girl in england

>>212579853

what's your favourite unconventional slang term for a penis?

14:15 and at a loss with what to do with myself

yes I'm thinking it's coffee time

>>212579758
whats your standard mix? olive oil? cider vinegar?

LOVE frogposters me

hate this fat gypo looking toothy cunt and his airhead bimbo tag along slapper with a passion

I am hikikomori

maybe she left me on read because she's overwhelmed with emotions

>um, actually

whoever spelled out poo with the jigsaw puzzle pieces, please come back and put them where they were originally, thanks

>>212579954
sometimes see him posted here but I have no idea who he is

I guess it's some twitter thing. I'm out of the loop with normoids and twitter.

>>212579934

>>212579954
proper gyno tits on that bloke sat on the sunbed in the back

>>212579954
whomst?

>>212579972
apparently my graphics card isnt up to the job of joining the room

>>212579918
1 teaspoon of mustard powder
1 tablespoon cider vinegar
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1 teaspoon finely minced shallot
1 teaspoon finely chopped parsley
salt and pepper to taste

shake it all up in a jar and WALLA

>>212579954
not a clue who that is, don't care, blog on, bore off, cunt

mental how much better Australia is than here, would move there in a SECOND if i had a degree makes you wonder why anyone stays here at all

>>212579917
Based. I shall get a coffee myself.

how can i give myself hydroceles to offset the bollock shrinkage from doing steroids?

>>212579976
he's Tom something. came on Apprentice. supposed to represent the typical Englishman

>>212580007
this, need to get educated in something useful so I can jump ship

reckon I'll have a vfefe too

Cheeky little Curd Tart ;)

cant stop thinking about my old mate who trooned out, very very grim

>>212580007
I dont care for it. Love England green and verdant land

>>212580002
what kind of graphics card do you have that it cant do a jigsaw puzzle

>>212580007
at this point i would move to fr*nce if i could speak french

>>212580007
>>212580033
fuck off we're full

>>212580038
is she fit

>>212580004
>3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
alri Jeff Bezos

>>212580045
of my 6 uni friends 4 are in Australia

>>212580007
do you need a degree to go to australia?

Just cannot bring myself to toil
It's all so pointless

>>212579511
I'm 25 and I have a 19 year old girlfriend

>>212579976
thomas skinner aka some knobhead chancer who got famous on one of the seasons of the apprentice and has managed to milk it for the past 10 years by saying 'bosh' while preaching to the gullible working class

>>212580028
you get a stick and smush it into your bollocks
then, when the scrotum is enclosed around the stick, you start rotating the stick so that the scrotum is wrapped around the stick
you keep doing this until you physically cannot rotate any more and the tension in your scrotum becomes to painful to bear

Haha do 35yo women think 35yo men fancying 19yo women should be illegal do they really haha

>>212580109
should be illegal for 35yo women to not fancy me

_ _ _ _ the disabled

>>212579793
I often play around with the dressing but the classic way my mother made it was just boiled white potatoes, peeled and sliced, then tossed with some thinly sliced white onion and a simple vinaigrette of white vinegar and olive oil
It's better to use half extra virgin olive oil and half light olive oil (or whatever has a neutral flavour) because the extra virgin can be too bitter on its own

>>212580109
on some police show they accused a lad of "grooming" women over the age of consent
tbf he did rape them while they unconcious

>Entire life every woman I've been interested in is seeing someone older
>Get to the age where I'm someone older
>"Um actually that makes you a nonce"
Just evil really aren't they lads

>>212580130
Save the disabled from heartless benefit cuts

I thought Australia was supposed to be shit? I have a degree and need to decide if I should move in the next several years

>>212580045
but....
i'm your anglo brother...

>>212579954
>Thomas Henry Skinner
>6 February 1991 (age 34)
blimey

>>212580145
if it's an actual good degree you should leave. everyone young and educated should be fleeing

>>212580145
no matter how bad australia gets, this country will always be worse.

can't have a coffee some CUNT has misplaced the filter part, fucking unreal HATE my life

>>212579918
Sorry didn't see your post
Here's what my mother did >>212580135
I don't have a standard mix, usually my salads are just the best quality olive oil I can afford and white vinegar with salt and freshly ground black pepper
If I'm going for something bolder I'll make a classic French vinaigrette with wine vinegar, dijon mustard, garlic and shallots, but that's often too much effort
You'd be surprised how good a nice green salad with just olive oil and vinegar is in the right proportions
Makes your poos feel good too

>>212580145
Much Higher wages
Much Bigger houses
Nature everywhere
people are much friendlier
much less brown people
better climate

just off the top of my head

>>212580140
mad innit. so much for it gets easier when you get older

>>212580173
Engineering
>>212580214
I thought they have the same housing problem we do?

is there much demand for wfh excel chads in australia

Got Waysis tickets
Going to have to pull a sicky
Take that Toilberg

Get the tashas posted NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>212580066
>>212580150
we're seriously overpopulated right now. even though i'd much rather you were moving here than pajeets, immigration is still putting immense strain on the system regardless of where they're coming from
so again, fuck off we're full

>>212580214
*much fewer brown people

>>212580214
problem with australians is they're too extroverted. sometimes you don't have to have a barbecue

>>212580243
they've got alot of the same problems but at least their economy is somewhat functional

>>212580200
it was me :)

weird how my family all has light hair yet i've got a proper thick curly med looking barnet, cone to think of it my nipples aren't very pink either

reckon my mum was probably taking some south european knob on the low

>>212580263
lol fuck off that's like someone from somerset complaining someone from wiltshire is moving into their county

we fucking MADE you

>>212580257
i wanna see men

>>212580263
you're a continent sized country. you'll be fine

>>212580293
bet you do you big poof

>>212580272
higher wages mean higher costs. you're better off in perth or some of the more rural cities

>>212580278
kahtimers i got reddish hair and i'm the cutest among my family

>>212580287
it's not that you're foreign, it's that we have too many people in general, we need time to catch up
>>212580310
we may have the land but we don't have the infrastructure

>>212580263
>we're seriously overpopulated right now
The only sovereign state which is less densely populated than Australia is Mongolia

>>212579589
how else would you get men to pay attention?

>>212580332
australia cries out for me and a flat bed transit driving around with a loud speaker shouting 'ANYYYYYY OLD IRON, SCRAP METAL SCRAP METAL'

What's a Tasha

feeling really really anxious bordering on panic attack

>>212580332
Both your country and mine need to remove millions of people rather than let the corrupt government and their construction mafia ties build more shitty homes for third worlders

>>212580332
>no more brits please, we need time to properly care for our Indians

>>212580353
MATE i'm talking about how we don't have the infrastructure to support all this population growth right now, how many fucking times do i have to say it?

>>212580257
Doing the puzzle lad x

>>212580363
you'll regret asking

>>212580353
lost my v plates to a mongolian girl, would recommend

>>212580376
i'd swap them out if i could but bringing more people over from britain isn't going to help the problem

>>212580360
Good point

So where do I go with a mechanical degree? To the mines like the 1000s of other runts? Sounds hellish

>>212580388
Are these AI, most of these honestly look too good to be true, 10/10 after 10/10

>>212580401
did she do any throat singing?

>>212580401
She just had Down's mate

>>212580388
>44
>open to the idea of more kids
is this why pakis make so many spastics?

>>212580388
mummy

reckon new Zealands the one for me, hoping my working class runt job >"(qualification)" will get me in

>>212580384
make immigrants build the infrastructure

>>212580421
Yes it would actually

>>212580371
Go for a walk

>>212580421
Get us settled here lad, Australia is crying out for a transcontinetal city

>>212580434
Are you retarded? Obviously they are

>>212580447
she did plenty of throat slinging
>>212580448
nah she worked at a bar in sheffield and was a solid 6

Toil in a heavily Pakified area, there's loads of them walking around in the beekeeper outfits
Could be some peng tings underneath but you never find out

>>212580475

my bum's gone pooey

Never seen the appeal in Australia

>>212580485
How can you tell?

The incumbent authorities in Ukraine like to refer to Western experience, seeing it as a model to follow. Just have a look at how Austria and Germany, the USA and Canada live next to each other. Close in ethnic composition, culture, in fact sharing one language, they remain sovereign states with their own interests, with their own foreign policy. But this does not prevent them from the closest integration or allied relations. They have very conditional, transparent borders. And when crossing them the citizens feel at home. They create families, study, work, do business. Incidentally, so do millions of those born in Ukraine who now live in Russia. We see them as our own close people.

Russia is open to dialogue with Ukraine and ready to discuss the most complex issues. But it is important for us to understand that our partner is defending its national interests but not serving someone else's, and is not a tool in someone else's hands to fight against us.

We respect the Ukrainian language and traditions. We respect Ukrainians' desire to see their country free, safe and prosperous.

I am confident that true sovereignty of Ukraine is possible only in partnership with Russia. Our spiritual, human and civilizational ties formed for centuries and have their origins in the same sources, they have been hardened by common trials, achievements and victories. Our kinship has been transmitted from generation to generation. It is in the hearts and the memory of people living in modern Russia and Ukraine, in the blood ties that unite millions of our families. Together we have always been and will be many times stronger and more successful. For we are one people.

Today, these words may be perceived by some people with hostility. They can be interpreted in many possible ways. Yet, many people will hear me. And I will say one thing – Russia has never been and will never be ”anti-Ukraine“. And what Ukraine will be – it is up to its citizens to decide.

building a dam to keep them out

What's the most exotic nationality you've shagged then? For me it's:
>American (unpaid)
>Bulgarian (paid)

>>212580526
anglo-state built from scratch without all the enlightenment ideas of the americans

this country is run by people who hate (You)

>>212580560
lost my virginity to an english girl, only foreigner i've ever shagged

>>212580535
Having eyes? Look at the grass? Look at all the faces of these pictures they're all ai. I dont know if youre trolling but its scary you cant see

Just received a snap from the 19 year old gf

why did we stop saying The Ukraine, and The Yemen, and The Sudan?

>>212580560
probably a saudi

>>212580584
? It looks very real, most AI is quite obvious but this could easily just be lighting/camera

>>212580560
Welsh

>>212580564
Australians are very americanised though

>>212580594
Respecting their pronouns

the lads

nth for the baddiedem

>>212580560
Turk probably
Never been with anyone from Britain.

>>212580592
sharing is caring

why does it seem like catholic priests can't help themselves when it comes to molesting little boys?

>>212580602
Ok youre trolling. Fair

>>212580584
Mad how over it is for women

got the young sheldon on

>>212580629
because they cant help themselves

>fit pakis? noooo must be AI!!
rorke in shambles

>>212580628
Not it isn't
Shut up

welcum tae limmys show

>>212580621
Keir slowly morphing into Drew Carey

>>212580665
don't be stingy, send them over

Not a fan of blacks but they do integrate better than the Purple Akis
In 20 years there'll be lads called Daniel Agyobongo from tiny villages in Shropshire, mental

love our special relationship with the US
hope it lasts forever, love them so much

you can't afford four muslim wives
you can't afford three muslim wives
you can't afford two muslim wives
you can't even afford one muslim wife
or a house

>>212579356
>>212580664

>>212580711
It's them putting their willy in us over and over again isnt it

Witnessing a psychological operation

@rorke neek

The lion of Britain

>>212579643
It's astroturf. Like most gardens in this country.
Thick cunt

performing a poo operation
an opooration if you will

>>212580770
Is this ai? He looks 10/10 cant tell

love itlaian women so ufucjing much

would you live in a pod with your asian gf (included)?

>>212580781
>Like most gardens in this country
Kill yourself paki freak

>>212579356
>open to reverts/muslim
>>>>>>"christian"

Got the aircon ON
What's your next move poorfag?

>>212580818
well i already live in a static caravan smaller than that so yeh i would

>>212580832
just opened a window for free

What's it all for? All your struggles and your strife, for what?

>>212580842
To let more warm air in? LMAO
You are poor!

>>212580816
same bird innit

>>212579356
>no children
>garden full of kids toys
>all unidentifiable

>>212580842
sent that bean counter flying

>>212580788
heh

Rasheed's bird

>>212580818
A extra large gypsy caravan

AI woman pasted onto a lifelike synthetic skin wrapped around an aluminium skeleton

>>212579764
judgement

>>212579427
>13 notes
individual pounds are not measured in notes you yankified twat

>>212580788
she looks 38

no way adam actually thinks these images are real

>>212580893
yeah? suck me fucking dick m8

>>212580856
dno but iw ant to cum inside her with my cock in hernpussy

>>212580790
in your own words, describe where exactly he is sitting in the plane

:)

>>212580818
looks a bit young

lord spermer

>>212579764
did you know most dying men get an erection? i just hope i'm wearing boxers when it happens

KWAB

dinner for tonight you didn't ask? well let me tell you, will be a tesco pizza with some garlic mayo

Regularly flirted with a Muzzer lass at my old toil, probably could've made a move but where was that going? Imagine having to go around to her cousins' smelly houses while they all jabber away about you

>>212580945
need a chubby slampig

>>212580923
Hes the engine, he runs the plane just like he runs the country

>>212580945
Whoa, ass ahoy.

meltdown

Room too cold now the aircon is on lads fuggg

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1752061196649187.mp4

it was over before it began

>>212580788
didn't know they made drama films about women's periods

making good progress lads

https://jiggie.fun/AFVoqr

The EU but led by the iron fist of Sir Nigel Farage

>>212580957
what am I having you ask? I've already finished eating for the day so that no food is digesting when I go to bed and I get a good night's sleep

>>212580992
would love to join in but i can't be arsed sorry x

the EU never recover from mousenonces slander all over /brit/

>>212580990
they also make period films about women drama

>>212580992
Anon is a nigger he banned me for shaking the puzzle around

Right well air con needs turning off lads it's freezing haha might stick the heating on!

>>212580989
Insanely grim

might get myself a fancy dress costume on credit

Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over

>>212581036
describe it pls

>>212581000
corr jealous

>>212580992
Lots of griefing potential here

>>212581019
i thought periods were the cause of women drama

rorke's drip

>>212581088

>>212581088
ashamed to say I chuckled irl

>>212580945

this is getting to be a bit of a joke

>>212581159
>>212581159
>>212581159

>>212581088
some lil chinky fella actually dressed up like this for money