pengali edition

>>212577379 (OP)
timmy's crush

when my gran was in hospital following her stroke I brought her a book of crosswords, a pen and some grapes

she didn't do the crosswords or eat the grapes. When I came each day to visit I saw them at the side, untouched. Not because of the stroke either, she was fine, she just didn't use the things I brought her.

bwc fryup sub edition

>>212577379 (OP)
Wouldn’t mind shagging her pussy

>>212577405
what a nothing anecdote

>>212577379 (OP)
Get the tashas posted

>>212577420
fryups will be outlawed within 20 years

>>212577420
that’s what yank cocks look like

>>212577405
>>212577434
actually it is quite a sad anecdote
it represents his gran's rejection of himself, even has she was dying
thanks for sharing

>>212577405
what an illuminating anecdote

every /brit/poster's worst nightmare is getting impatient enough to take the initiative and make the new themselves only to get beaten to it by mere seconds

When did they stop calling them junior doctors

>>212577405
Reminds me when I got my dad a book for his birthday, he just looked at it put it down on the chest of drawers, and it just remained there for years, untouched, until my mum threw it away
Don't know what I was thinking, man's never read a book in his life (it was about football though, he likes that)

>>212577470
timmy's crush

>>212577469
I gave up playing that game because freaks just make them at 300 now and put no effort in when you've got a cracker lined up for 310 on the dot

Eton twat at work pissing me off

>>212577470
>open to all
BWC demon

going to watch some regular show

>>212577481
got my mum a framed picture of john wayne from the car boot once and she just left it in her car

>>212577499
povvo

back from my 'za delivery toil
one order just told me to leave the food outside for them to collect, must be a real fat bastard living there like the bloke from the whale (2022)

>>212577469
You beat mine by a second tbf

>>212577470
Helo miss

>>212577517
yeah but yours was linked first
if i hadn't felt the need to be all fancy and write "the new as it were" we'd be operating under an entirely different regime as we speak
ah well

https://www.yourlifechoices.com.au/games-and-puzzles/aussie-crosswords/

give it a shot lads, really good one today

just farted and dogberg ran out of the room

>>212577419
Who?
>>212577420
Great sub

>>212577512
or from hitman contracts (2004)

>>212577537
not clicking that virus

>>212577111
how is it not?
obviously it's not representative of the actual culture (nothing is) but it's completely free and effortless to go see what they're talking about or learn a new word or see pics they're posting
same thing as spending a week somewhere not speaking to anyone in their native language and eating at restaurants, it's just a facsimile of their culture that you can never actually participate in

Remember when we laughed at yanks for this kind of thing

>>212577556
Kek

>>212577543
old dogberg used to wake himself up with his own farts and bark at the noise it made

>>212577556
Yes, if you're wondering, he is.

>>212577499
your fault for becoming a golf caddy

>>212577420
timmy scran

>>212577546
freaky level that

>>212577469
grow up mate

>>212577550
its a crossword website what do you mean

>>212577532
Impatience forced me to do it too

>>212577574
jej

>>212577567
well who's laughing now?

not me with my burnt retina I can tell you

>>212577578
wasn't wondering actually

going to a wedding tomorrow afternoon and won't be back until friday night

>>212577537
Always start my morning off with one.

cronem woke up, yawing outside the 5 star migrant hotel chiefing clickum

let's get pissed and watch porn

>>212577610
ok borat

NOOOOOO. The product I wanted was in the Prime Day Flash Deal yesterday but I missed it due to sloth and negligence.

need a vtuber gf

>>212577537
make a custom /brit/ crossword since you love them so much
sounds like a good bit of fun that

listening to kanyhe west

>>212577620
aussies dont say arse?

>>212577634
those nips are as black as her soul

>>212577546
For me its Basement Killing in Hitman 2 (2002)

Love crosswords too, especially the cryptic kind, makes me feel like an intellectual god when mongs can't even understand the clue

>>212577649
looks like the kind of bird who farts like a trumpet and is completely unapologetic about it

>>212577643
done me there

.

>>212577681
she pisses on stream instead

>>212577649
>tattoos
automatic 0/10

>>212577620
thats not a crossword, this is a crossword

>>212577652
thats a good idea actually might be fun but i got a feeling one person will do it and the rest will cheat off of them, or if i provide an answer key people will just cheat

speaking of cheating please do not "help" me with this just showing that polak what a crossword is

>>212577658
It's the NYT mini one

>>212577689
.

>>212577689
concerning post

>>212577689
baby murderer

leftypol bending over backwards to praise trump when he supports demonic pedos in government and celebdom
why is he like this

Any ideas for 18 across?

>>212577610
hopefully you get your end away lad x

>>212577705
nah if it's /brit/ related people would want to have a pop
I would

>>212577606
Kek

>>212577705
rag doll

>>212577705
I know what a real crossword is, just like to bash one out in 5 minutes with a coffee before toil.Gets the brain working.

>>212577689
ah finally, a comprehensive list of crimes lucy letby is guilty of!

>>212577768
should do real crosswords instead, theyre better for your brain

>>212577749
myarse

>>212577749
rorke's next jeans

>>212577749
its reeks

>>212577749
LOL!

>>212577785
I do at other times of day.

>>212577699
she regrets them ok

>>212577847
i just dont understand why does the small ones that wont improve your vocabulary or really challenge you at all

>>212577833
too soon

>>212577705
13 across is cravat

I just my plastic bin with the front of my car will it be damaged?

>>212577900
I KNOW I SAID DO NOT HELP

youre probably using cheat websites too just stop

Love crosswords me, shall be doing them while /brit/posting since I forgot about them

meltdown

>>212577923
everyone needs help from time to time lad, it ain't weak to speak

Why do all just eat drivers have mercs and BMW's? I saw one once with a Tesla.

>>212577917
baffling. why would any woman abandon life on easy mode and try to become a man

Elijah Wood's accent actually sounds a bit off in The Hobbit, especially when compared to LOTR

>>212577950
they're undocumented so don't pay any tax

>>212577951
women are fragile and easily raped

>>212577940
because it ruins the fun you dont get it why dont you just do a crossword yourself if youre so eager to do them for others when they SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR NO HELP

not sure if i should confess to the gf that i'm on steroids now
i'll tell her by shagging her rotten like never before

>>212577974
sorry mate i didn't read your entire post

>>212577864
Because it's fun to try and do it within a very short amount of time early in the morning before I start my day. Why is choosing to complete a smaller task during a period where I have less time to do tasks such a problem for you?

>>212577976
no benefit in that I shan't be telling mine I've started TRT

>>212577976
why would you need steroids if you already have a gf

>new law, penalty, fine, etc, is proposed or introduced to specifically try and stop something done by non-white non-british people
>news article covering it shows a completely out of place sinister looking white british man
tired of if

>>212578027
been spinning my wheels at the gym for years and i'm not getting any younger, i just want to be properly mighty for once in my life before my flame burns out

>>212578002
i mean it would be more challenging to do a real crossword wouldnt it? on the reputable websites too you can always just half complete it and have the day to ponder on it too.

>>212578029
on the lookout for small boats

i only know one tranny, it's my friend's sister who turned into a brother

Are you lads actually on steroids? What are your stats?

>>212577951
Don't get any of the physical benefits of being a man and can't even have a proper wank. What an awful existence

>>212578046
I bet your lovely gf would say you're already mighty enough for her <3

>>212578047
I don't want to half complete it and come back to it later at lunch though. I want to do it with my coffee and have it be done before it kicks in and I need to poo.

>>212578074
34 years old
earn £52k
4.75" willy

>>212578037
The British state is an illegitimate occupying force that is currently facilitating the total ethnic replacement of the indigenous population.

>>212578074
32 years old
£0k per month
5.5 inch willy

>>212578074
too much effort, all the cycling and pct business. keep it natty me.

corrr, deliveroo man just been

>>212578074
19 years old
£100k a week
14 inch willy

>>212578142
Help me then..

>>212578074
I'm not and I think I look OK. Nothing against people who do, what they do with their own bodies is their business.

t. eggmong

>>212578087
it's more for me than her, call it body dysmorphia if you like
having taken steroids in the past is actually an advantage because your muscles develop more nuclei so it becomes easier to make gains when you return to natty status

>>212578157
post body

>>212578071
She didn't turn into anything btw
Human beings can't change sex

>>212578102
can do it while you poo if you have a tablet or something i do sometimes

Rage quit.

>>212578167
If you insist.

>>212578157
got your gay little macbook on your gay little coffee table, eggmong? x

Hi

life was supposed to be better than this

>>212578181
sexooooo

>>212578206
Natural, healthy skin tone

>>212578201
life is better than this, for those who did the work.

>>212578181
are you earthworm gym

I am Russian..

>>212578201
no it wasn't

>>212578173
I do my jigsaws on the toilet.

why is he spamming ftm tranners

>>212578206
nörge pussy hit different

>>212578270
pure satire

>>212578157
'let people do what they do as long as they don't hurt anyone else' is a viewpoint you start rapidly turning on as you get older. basically just the trusim that you're more liberal as you're younger and more conservative as you're older playing out. in short they make society worse because society is literally made up of all the people in it so actually yes, I do mind that they do steroids, take drugs, smoke, are alcoholic, jerk off to pictures of chimneys, play video games all day long, anything that you wouldn't want of your child you shouldn't be okay with in anyone in your community

>>212578201
fr fr

Intellectually mogged here

>>212578267
I do poos on my toilet

Sir Gary Cooper

>>212578290
I toil all day and contribute to the economy so if I want to spend my free time playing video games, smoking, boozing and wanking in my smelly bedroom who are you to say I can't

Mad how men and women both have the same anatomy and can grow facial hair and tits. All that's different is a few bone dimensions and a cock and balls.

>>212578315
7 across: Scandalised

>>212578206
why do they do it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXZqaTLzCGo

Never did figure out what this is. There's nothing in there, never has been

>>212578315
told you it was a good one mate, youll get there. think on it if you need to.

>>212578315
Aren't any crosswords that not cryptic crosswords basically for mongs

>>212578315
7 scandalised?

>>212578336
nobody in myself but when I call out an unhealthy behaviour I am on the voice of the potential better community

>>212578116
We need Heydrichist National Socialism.

surprised digital display ammo counters (like in halo) aren't commonplace on firearms yet, doesn't seem like it would be that hard to do

>>212578315
17 down cheekiness?

>>212578315
7 is scandalised mate
hope this helps x

>>212578267
i do pornographic jigsaw puzzles online sometimes

>>212578290
Yeah I can respect that, especially if one has a view to the future and plans to have children, raise a family etc.

Personally I am not particularly invested in the future. I don't care what happens, whether it trends down or up. Stopped caring about things a long time ago.

>>212578385
meant 13

German leaders had the Axis won WW2
1933-1951: Adolf Hitler
1951-1954: Hermann Goering
1954-1966: Joseph Goebbels
1966-1980: Reinhard Heydrich
1980-1986: Otto Ernst Remer
Late 1980s onwards: Too late to predict, entirely new generation would exist

We were on the verge of kino

>>212578350
press the windows button + L

i think 7 might be scandalised

>>212578390
My mum does that but not online or pornographic x

>>212578398
ktim

>>212578382
>like in halo

>>212574988
mad thread this

>>212578398
>we're happy to report the humpty dumpty head transplant was a complete success

>>212578315
I think 13 down might be cheekiness

>>212578424
jigsaw puzzles are good fun

>>212578432
got something against halo my froggy friend?

>>212578382
This pistol doesn't have a thermal clip.

>>212578414
Aint no way himmler wasnt outmanoeuvring a opioid addict like goring

>>212578382
>>212578432
Halo is a great series, one of the best game series of all time

>>212578422
my machine just crashed

>>212578474
himmler's appendix exploded in '48 :/

>>212578478
just doesn't need posting though does it

>>212578452
>>212578483
i'm a mass effect man
and I HATE BATARIANS

>>212578474
himmler got bullied by hitler and the rest of the lads

>>212578514

mass effect Greg is in the thread

batarians did nothing wrong

>>212578478
Never fails to me me laugh

Thanks lads, completed it now, feeling the neurons firing. A clue gained. These Australian crosswords are far easier than the NYT kind

more aussies
less french
keep /brit/ pure
simple as

>>212578486
IT'S OVER

>>212578414
Kiloshe bend down select bayi

>>212578478
:/

>>212578557
yh cos it's designed for low IQ impulsive prison stock

>>212578520
i like both x

you are now aware principle and principal are two different words

>>212578564
mass effect frenchman is alri. the one who occasionally comes in spamming racebait can fuck off though

>>212578574
Would wring this freak’s neck

That's Quentin desperately trying to wriggle his way into the NYC literary scene then.

>>212578585
already knew that x

>>212578543
that dlc was vindication

>>212578574
What the hell is going on

>>212578606
have you completed the trilogy on insanity difficulty?
also, have you played andromeda? i own it but haven't played it yet

hope tobes comes online today so I can offer my drawing to him

>>212578586

>>212578585
I’m not a fucking retard so I’ve always been aware
Sorry for being aggressive

>>212578631
>have you played andromeda?
it doesn't exist

you are now aware effect and affect are two different words

>>212578585
Wasnt a wear of that

>>212578586
Lads
Imagine fucking an FtM
Feeling his fat plump meaty ass jiggling underneath you with every thrust into his pussy
Making him mewl out girly moans
Cumming deeply inside him and knocking him up

nobody:

rorke: i need my dick suuuuucked

>>212578688
already knew that x

any living in hell man in?

you are now a were

>>212578688
Can never really remember this one so i just say affect all the time

what's the point of taking steroids if they take weeks to start fully taking effect? might as well go back on SSRIs

>>212578688
Always google to make sure I’m using affect correctly desu

>>212578735
in yorkshire me x

>>212578754
Mate it’s been TWO DAYS

>>212578740
>Were and wer are archaic terms for adult male humans and were often used for alliteration with wife as "were and wife"
>It is likely that wer forms part of a compound word in werewolf (man-wolf)
>In folklore and fantasy fiction, were- is often prefixed to an animal name to indicate a therianthropic figure or shapeshifter

>>212578735
I live in Yorkshire

>>212578741
hope trumplestiltskin deports you for this

>>212578741
doesn't affect you no matter witch one you say, so no worries

i need my cock serviced

>>212577420
Home made beans? That's fancy...

just two more toil days then im off for a number of weeks
my life gonna be a movie

>>212578774
I’m white so I get due process

>>212578767
>>212578772
brothers

>>212578772
>>212578767
can't be that bad

>>212578797
yeah the 40 year old virgin

>>212578772
>>212578767
Now kiss

>>212578813
im 32

>>212578772
The nice bit? Or the post industrial biomass hellscape

less than a month until the footy is back

had a yorkshire terrier me

What biscuits do you usually get at the shops?

For me I've been on the plain Rocky biscuits for long while now. Milk chocolate with digestive inside, that's all that's needed for me.

Wonder how shaggable I’d look in drag

get the frickin /york/ made now

hole
whole

day 2 of nofap and I'm already on #rapemode

>>212578831
Don't get any biscuits cos I'm not a child nor 30 stone

>>212578851
It waxes and wanes

Hi

typing furiously from my smelly childhood bedroom in Emmerdale

Cheeky late lunch for me
Quite nice really cos you only have a couple of hours left in the aft

>>212578735
We all are

>>212578741
Effect is a noun while affect is a verb. But effect can sometimes be a verb and affect can sometimes be a noun. Hope that helps.

>>212578831
not had these for years

>>212578859
You are a miserable bastard thoughbeit

>>212578871
https://voca.ro/1wv8prEEzb6Q

>>212578875
not that late is it?

Inam Fares..

Heard some kids say "chat come on lets go"
Is this how zoomers speak

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yqmmI_NXxEI
like this guy

>>212578924
zoomers are fucked in the head

>>212578916
No but I normally go at 1 rather than half one

I'm 28 years old. Dressing like a dosser. Need to get myself together and get a move on. It begins today.

>>212578924
ts ironic unc

An underrated biscuit, but not as good as a Rocky, or even a Club.

>>212578905
Nice

The cronem are activatinggggg

>>212578953
kin ell not seen these in donkeys
do they even sell them anymore

Pleasant out
Warm but not stifling
A slight breeze too

https://jiggie.fun/AFVoqr

jigsaw puzzle for us lads

>>212578970
Last saw one at my grans among blue ribbands but who knows when she bought them

got a little toy rorke in my kinder egg

>>212578961
inside your irish diaspora mum

>>212578972
i know where this is

>>212578991
>blue ribbands
now THATS a chocolate

I am good..

>>212579005
When you get those and a viscount you're living the life of luxury

>>212578972
Rosebay Willowherb, it was known as 'bombweed' during and after WW2 due to the way it rapidly colonised bomb craters.

>>212578972
Alaye chop rice leave stone

>>212578972
nice

for me you know summer is truly over once all the foxgloves have shed their purple bits and the ends have all turned into those fibrous cotton things after having released their spores (or whatever they do)

so we can tell from your image that summer is still in full swing

>>212578942
Saw a white bloke in a flashy purple suit and mahogany coloured shoes earlier when I was out.

out for lunch with the bf

missed my universal credit appointment one too many times, not gonna be able to avoid sanctions this time

>>212579034
>foxgloves
Stupid urbanite bastard

>>212579066
wagie bait

>>212579049
It not bottom friendly

>>212579072
I thought they were too desu but then thought it was too late in the year

>>212578981
got started on the yellow pieces me anyone want to help out?

when you're stuck like glue
vaseline

>>212579034
Got a few floofers over here

>>212579034
It's called digitalis you wretched little rodent

Ass..

can't wait to have my next testosterone shot tomorrow

>>212579143
Alri Linnaeus foxglove is fine

>>212578972
East Yorkshire.

>>212579143
How many digitalis have you ever stuck up a woman?

>>212579066
remember the days when i was on jobseeker's allowance

>>212579143
>It's called digitalis
Except it's a completely different plant called Epilobium angustifolium you THICK CUNT

got my arsehole out

>>212579179
Usually just two

>>212579177
remember watching that episode when it was new and thinking it was proper shite

Can't imagine what kind of grim freaks post on /brit/ outside of the house on a lovely day

Any blackpilled man in

>>212577378
>>212577378
>>212577378
the new as it were

>>212577378
>>212577378
>>212577378

I am Russian.

>>212579049
>and a diet coke
that'll keep your weight down