Thread 212579346

Eurosissy vs americhad.

>>212579346 (OP)
I know for a fact that left is American actually.

Based

>>212579346 (OP)
I don't actually eat like that but I always FEEL like I'm eating like that when I'm eating, and when I'm not eating I always FEEL like eating like that.
I am a mix of a bunch of different european country's blood and I inherited the hunger genes from all of them. Unfortunately I am also sickly/physical defects and can't actually eat half a beef and then go pull a plow through a 200 acre field while bellowing folk songs as is my natural inclination.
I do like picking up boxes though, it's a good job.

>>212579423
LMAO what is that thing even supposed to store?

>>212579423
No but really what is with the short shorts on adult men

>>212579346 (OP)
both american and both staged

>>212579518
And I also recover from physical illnesses really quick despite being sickly. I wish I were healthy and physically perfect and lived in the middle ages and could just be a simple brute punching down trees and harvesting crops without knowing how to read where everyone around me worshiped the local lord or whatever. It would be much more kino than the constant bleating of envyfags and the burden of being literate and sapient and surrounded by absolute raging tards all the time.
Peaceful, happy, chronically exhausted tards who don't delusionally consider themselves intelligent social critics would be such good neighbors. I might pretend to like beer just to go drinking with them. We could all eat turnip soup and rough ground sawdust flavored peasant bread and tiny portions of beef and cheese together, so as not to spend all 3 of our coins that had to last each of us and our wives and nine children each through the rest of the week.
VGH

>>212579518
Did ya know there's some meme where women try to eat as fast as their man? The guys are just eating normally but somehow the women manage to make it look like they're going to die

>>212579661
I've seen a few things like that but I assume both are sort of acting for the camera
Women do be eating slow though, some of it I'm sure is to not "seem fat" but they do only need like 1800 calories a day on average and some of them really don't like eating, they act like it's like getting water in their nose or something.
If I had a gf, I would give her a half beef o algo

european won't use plastic cutlery

>>212579774
scared of microplastics inside itself, the environment, or both?
or just too fancy for them?

>>212579541
Bubi

>>212579346 (OP)
both american tho

>>212579774
I use it all the time. I even reuse them. I have half a dozen plastic forks/spoons in my bag.

>>212579816
>go neterweb
>see bubi ad
>click
>pay money and give house name for bubi to ship to
>waiting
>waiting so long...
>finally, bubi arrive
>open up ready to finally touch bubi
>some gay bike (assembly required) with bubi written on it
life hard...

>>212579801
europeans are above this bydlo behavior

>>212579541
that's not a storage basket lol, it's there to protect the battery in the case of a crash. it's one of those early e-bikes with front mounted external batteries

>>212579346 (OP)
>the virgin brunch vs the chad feast

>>212579423
How do you even get legs that devoid of any muscle as an adult male?

>>212579346 (OP)
Am I crazy or is the americhad pouring soda on his food?

>>212582185
There's nothing wrong with dipping your food in soda or pouring soda on your food

>>212582394
Yes there is, and you know it.
You might as well stuff it all in a blender and serve it as literal slop. What are you, cattle?

>>212579346 (OP)
Right looks like he just got out of prison or something

>>212583028
That's like saying just blend your pastry with coffee if you dip it in coffee. It's an extreme.

>>212583097
you dip pastry in coffee?
what's wrong with you people? Just keep them separate.

>>212583224
Litterally 1984

>>212581946
cycling hinders blood flow to the testicles

>>212582394
Disgusting

>>212583224
go drive to the store in your EV and pay $15 for a bottle of water, Anders.

>>212579423
no one looks like this

>>212584971
I look like that.

>>212579591
He's a notorious cum-slurping, attention whore, homo. That should explain.

>>212579346 (OP)
>plastic fork and knife vs. a pizza
bwahahaha

>>212582394
I love the pained reactions of everyone around when someone does that

>>212582185
its a milkshake, many people do it at innout

>>212579423
hahaha, what a pansy

>>212579423
He's a total Chad.

>>212579346 (OP)
I'm a eurosissy and I do the signature pizza fold technique of New York Citaaay

>>212587530
wouldn't he get beat to within an inch of his life for just stepping foot in Russia?

>>212587801
Why? I don't think so.

>>212587919
Because that level of faggotry is literally against the law there, his mere existence is gay propaganda

>>212588251
But he doesn't look gay.

>>212579346 (OP)
The one on the left is 100% American, gay and also super cute.

>>212579346 (OP)
lol

Born to be right, forced to be left.

>>212579423
The king of /int/

>>212579346 (OP)
both are delicious
boy wish I could get a pizza rn

>>212579346 (OP)
BMI of 21 vs BMI of 30