Thread 212580697

haha edition

OLD: >>212555517

I'm trying to generate a funny meme but I must waste time baking new because the shrubs posting here can't even manage to make a thread properly

mods, ban this delinquent pederast

vgh

He makes memes about himself but I'm narcissistic.

Someone stop me. I ate so much lamb that I got heatburn and the acid comes up.

>>212580980
You're drug addict and schizophrenic

>>212581017
That was rat meat you ate, poooooooooorfag

ej aj seems to know how a timmy looks like without any instructions
how curious!

https://youtu.be/BRvOUw7OQjU

New video debunking our shitty economy has dropped, it's over unironically

>>212580697 (OP)
based yaoi shotas

>>212581074
I doubt you can afford it.

>>212581506
True Greek chads know that eating 'heavy' greasy meats like that in the summer is no go

But since you're a weak, impoverished turk, you probably need it.

In Greece, a life of non-suffering await me

why didnt you buy

>>212581074
Lying roach uber driver go kys.
>>212581377
Criminal homosexual pedo uber driver go kys.

>>212580697 (OP)
I miss when you posted real cunnies instead of drawings of male children

>>212581377
And if that's a timmy then I'm not a timmy because I don't look like this idiot.

>>212581978
Yourself, kill asap
>>212581998
>betting money on GPUs

>>212582163
most of my lolis are nsfw tho, jannies get upset too easily

>>212582163
boy on boy love is the only real love

Went to a sport store to buy running shoes
All models literally 15 euros more expensive than what I saw online for no reason

This is why I never buy without researching

Whole city smells of pechenica because of the wildfires, alhamdulillah

гoлeм ќјyњѓjyc

bros, they will finally kick americans out
tiktok is saved, the second great firewall is coming

>he buys new shoes
Bro I just wait for my parish to do a charity event

>>212582278
I meant real as in real life

>>212583076
I don't post 3dpd tho
also that would be illegal

Lying.

>yesterday 40c
>today 20c
loony ahh borderline weather

Lachbie

>albania over pakistan
lel and lmao

>>212583117
yes you did don't make go through the 'chive

timmpedo

>>212583207
>hungary
how do they contain it

>>212583256
pretty sure I didn't doe
I get all of my 3d pics from gif and int bait threads

>Spiropali, official visit to Sofia with Prime Minister Jeliazkov: Bulgaria supports the acceleration of Albania's membership in the European Union
why are they so comically evil

y'all niggas got'sa be paying attention to my nigga speed, he is in bosnia being targeted by serbian extremists.

>>212583370
we don't wanna be the poorest EU memba no mo

>>212583207
No swiss and no french only subhumans.

>>212583488
imagine if they unironically join in 2027
wtf, I barely had time to gather some money

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CwOkZbJMiaY

20-sommin unmarried white guy, 183cm tall, makes 60k/year
1%
and das without taking into account facial attractiveness, build, dick size, sex skill, neurotypicalness / social status
baruuutal baro

>>212583656
that's a want tho, incels also want a 10/10 virgin 18 year old pejl ejnjel robot that does all the housework
doesn't mean they'll get it

>>212583398
I'm usually not very racist but that lip-smacking knuckle-dragging anthropopithecus should be hanged by people in white pointy hats

>>212583370
no albanian ever called me a tatar

>>212583701
50% of these princesses who can't get the want would rather stay single and childless
and half of timmies will stay unsexed
absolute barut

>>212583762
you say that but y'all niggas was wildin' when my nigga speed visited your bum ah country.

>>212583785
just like incels refusing to have sex

>>212583897
she just gotta spread her legs and lay back and do nothin
if my dick don't get hard for ugly how is it my fault

>>212583762
Are you talking about the albanian?

timisunderstanding

>>212584013
timmsessed

>>212583937
just don't be lowt bro

If i had a pistol with 10 bullets and I had to shoot shitgal or that drug addicted Swiss flag, I'll honestly drop all the 10 bullets on that retarded piece of shit drug addicted Incel cringelord Swiss Timmy

He is the most stupid poster in the entire history of Int, there's no competition there

bro still donno he'd be shooting shitgal

timypervoles

>>212584023
>t. I choose to jerk off rather than fuck bro trust me

Somebody gave the roach uber driver 2 stars.

>>212584121
da

>>212584181
Go take a video of the market, schizooooooo

>>212584446
my junkie ass mooching off my lawyer gf's money without giving anything of value back HEEMING this nerdy "law"

>>212584407
What I don't understand.

>>212584538
no ummm, that doesnt count umm, because uhhh, BBC!

reminder mangal came here and all he did was to get his bum fucked

https://youtu.be/8QMFZHjZReM?t=135

the fate of every stabby shizo

what did he mean by this?

>>212585642
>dis is fo my homie sashkough n that ngo slutwhore die anna muttsevska

>bugaria enters eurozone and schengen
>mountainniggers and albaboons into eu by 2027
nothing ever happens bros...

>>212586267
I personally wonder what interest will BG banks give when they enter Euro

It'll be more than the laughably low one the Greek banking cartel currently gives I'd reckon

>>212584837
>spontaneous mangal thoughts syndrome

>>212586473
sorry, but as a crippled old man I can only stay in house arrest with a complementary gaming PC and 1GBps internet connection

>>212583398
speed is a real blackpill, in eastern europe it's the locals following him around, in western europe is niggers and sandniggers.
he's a hero for all the second rate citizens of this world

>>212586473
He's too weak so no real danger for normal men but dangerous for children.

>>212586849
Quiet, drug addict.

inbred selyak yuropoors btfo

>>212587012
Go kys, roach uber driver.
>>212587082
He doesn't look like this.

>>212587111
People like this remind me of industrially farmed chickens.

>>212587309
if you live in a city with less than 40 million people you are literally a provincial

what's chickpea are like

>>212587127
Quiet, bane of your family

>>212587382
>Constantinople is a village

>>212587111
>I don't need nature, I hate it, it's boring and wants to kill me
>DE, ex-RU

>>212587382
It's funny to me how he lists extra costs as a benefits rather than a downside. Complete and utter brainlet.

>>212587457
Finally some based people

>>212587389
I eat leblebiii every day

>>212587457
Divo tursko pleme gnidi

>>212587405
Even if I were the black sheep of my family which I'm not I would still be better than you and your entire lineage roach uber driver go kys.

>>212587453
I'd rather go to war than go to germ many truth be told

>>212587457
uga buga dance

>>212587527
>a snack made from roasted chickpeas, common and popular in Iran, Palestine, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Greece, Turkey and Bulgaria
what a beautiful list
you buy them alraedy cooked I assume?

>>212587453
russoids are so surrounded by nature that they fear it, niggas can't tame the siberian wilderness

>>212587389
buy hummus to find out
roasted chickpeas as a snack tho are best

>>212587389
Pretty dry and they have a specific taste which I can't really describe. Neutral for me, don't really like or dislike it but I hate how dry they are.

>>212587546
>even if I were
But you are :)

>>212587570
>>212587588
k I'll be sticking to lentils and oats when it comes to cheap fiber slop then

>>212587457
didn't know iki's mom was bulgarian

The older I get, the more vlachpilled I get.

>>212587562
Bro we call chickpeas leblebija

it will take an hour to download the full google takeout backup, then I'll need to compress it and upload it again

>>212587678
makkkedonian baby...

>>212587608
You don't know me or my family and I'm not roach uber driver.

>>212587669
ugabuga is full of turkjeets

>>212587457

>you are a soldier in the army of the Basileos crossing a Balkan mountain pass
>suddenly you see this banner over the ridge
>wat do?

>subdanubians eat chickpea which is unheard here
>>212587788
why don't you start another demangalisation?

>literally more than 20 gigs in python and npm cache
death to js
death to python

>>212587900
i eat chick pee

Bros Skopje is full of schizos and pyromans that plant fire for fun and keks, whole city is burning

>>212588307
I wonder what enormous amount of minerals do to your brain

>>212588307
Based Ushkupians.

>>212588380
>he doesn't feel the need to set shit on fire

50 gigs of crap purged

I'm sorry Monkeyniggerdonians but the EU just said that you're all a bunch of lying trashbags about everything about your "country"

I'm hungry for kebab.

>>212588679
Over 9000 hours in MS Paint.

>>212588679
makkkes tried to bribe EU rapporteurs to push forth their revisionist agenda
they need to be bombed into ruble

>>212588701
Or should I order pizza because I don't want to go out again.

>>212580697 (OP)
> BREAKING: ALBANIA is no longer a Muslim-majority country, for the FIRST TIME since the 17th century.
thoughts on albania?

>>212589295
Someone should visit them and check the situation on the ground.

If you make 50 million and the government takes away 25 million it's not a big deal, if you make 50k and the government takes away 10k it's a massive issue.

>>212590031
You can live some years with 25m but you can't even live for three months with 10k thats why.

>>212590031
Poorios would be content by the government taking 30k off them as long as it took 31 million from the rich guy

>>212590031
>If you make 50 million and the government takes away 25 million it's not a big deal
I literally started shaking and almost fainted from this extreme anti-semitism that can only be expressed from people doomed to be part of the 95%

Just woke up from a nap

>>212590354
What youtube video did you watch?

>>212590720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYFbyZBvnlU

>>212590774
sigma gridset video for night stalking?

>>212590313
It's not about the money, it's about staying on top.

>>212590839
I believe that you should be given the death sentence for even writing these words out

>>212590914
>It's not about the money
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>vlach nigro doesn't understand how the hierarchy works
Kek.

hierarchy is me ON TOP. on top of a child, to be exact

>>212590925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEQKf8yZQF0&ab_channel=SigmaMemes

Your locus of control is so much smaller than what the average normgroid is stressing over.

Kill all pedos.

>>212591284
>shkibidi dibidi lines
this kina nigro music cracks me up

>>212591284
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kHGTjJqTji4
Lil done catchin strays

workout complete
78.5
it was a cool day today
time for pizza and a coke

excuse me, is this the /gay/ general?

>>212591703
Yes, habibi.

>17C
>window open
>feels like 30
My room is cursed

Spat on the girlboss today and Timmy got in trouble for it.

>>212591452
is top shit nigga
>>212591491
oh hell naw he can't let em to dat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RtWqERh9UA&ab_channel=Real_Hackfleisch_Enjoyer

Something is bothering but i cant figure it out

https://youtu.be/P3oaRQOjc2I?t=212

anotha stabby shizo attack

>>212592398
What is bothering you?

How do i cope with the world being slopped against me?

asymmetric upload is so retarded

>>212591137
reported to shishkebab

>>212592739
>how do I cope with [random inane thing]

>think about buying a thing
>ummm... not yet
>it gets 12 barbadian rubles (0.15usd) cheaper 3 days later
if you sit by the river long enough, you will see the bodies of your enemies float by.

At night I enjoy incelwalking to the kind of places niggas die in horror movies

>>212592739
You can buy stocks from these companies.

>>212593081
Comfy trek.

>>212593081
that bumhole is probably less dangerous than streets of athens during the day

Gypsies have been here, he thought, I've never been in these woods before.

>>212593081
>>212593150
Walking / cycling on such roads at night doesn't bother me but these pictures make me anxious.

>>212593227
so much dry grass
imagine if someone were to start a fire there by mistake

>>212593081
>>212593150
>>212593227
All it takes is one (1) racing gypsy and you're history

>>212593395
classic bumgarian first thought is an evil thing

>>212593457
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lA401IpD3Qs

yootoob now exclusively recommends me bibeos of stabby shizos getting shot by trigger happy mutt cops
comfy nighttime kino

>>212593411
You can hear a wet fart from 5km away but I won't hide I've thought about it and considered counter-measures to this scenario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iwFKHdx2rw
Smokin' some meats.

>>212593684
New paranoia unlocked

My general rule is to avoid social interaction. When i break that rule i usually regret it.

>>212593684
laughed

>>212593684
based

Bros, kindle scribe 2024 is out in fyromia

New soy purchase just dropped???

>>212594064
Just buy a Yacht and park it on the Vardar.

>>212593684
This is funny.

it's over

Women exist to propagate the species and in this they succeed.

>>212593411
He is 193, blonde and 100kg

XAXHahxa izmreha tupite narkomani i sq ima samo 2 weekenda bupc bupc bupc ahahahha fecal beach pulen pozor

>>212594064
>400€
a notebook costs 40 cents

>>212595697
Literally half that price on Amazon currently because of prime week
Ended up just asking my diaspora family member to order it for me

Also, I won't ever end up using the pen, I just want the scribe because the screen is big

https://youtu.be/qbNNDRgYCWI

what a wacky ahh life, did this dude just hallucinate half of it

>>212596305
You have schizophrenia

>>212596445
innumerable such cases

>>212596445
i wish
i'd get on that disabilitybux tooth sweet

>>212596522
There's no disability bux in 7thcircleofhelldanteinfernogaria

>>212596567
EU will fix this
quadruple taxes, and then increase welfare

>>212596567
paranoid shizos get 70-80% disabilitybux equivalent to 250 EUR/mo
rip
i'd rather larp as a bartender again

>>212596721
just move to norway and then go insane

jej dont you just love this timeline?
hahahahah

>>212596721
A high iq bartender can earn a lot, that being said rip lil bro.

>>212596888
gotta be good-looking too, and in contact with customers to get tips, like at a beach bar or community pub where you get regulars (yuck)

back in the day i'd double my salary in tips but the workload was insane

>>212597079
okay okay holy shit

https://youtu.be/uE54ptnpRQY?t=13

bipiri bipiri lines

>>212584837
Wrong.

I sold drugs to highschoolers too.

Beep

https://youtu.be/X7c0KjPyIkU

let woman with toxic hair color into life
she ruin it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM8zdby8sGA

righteous nigro resisted all the taze

There are really only two jobs that a man can consider working in this day and age. To be a trucker or a programmer. There is nothing else that's quite as worthwhile and stable.

>>212599601
wow you're evil

>>212603071
of course he is, he is BUMMMMMMMMGARIAN

>>212594064
Its kinda expensive tho. Do you read? If you read often then a kindle is worth it, doesnt have to be the scribe one exactly

crack-aaaaackkk

kvazimodo kaza che na shisho bakshisho ne mu izlezli smetkite ama na men ne mi se vqrva da ne e vzel milioni

aй дa биeм мaнгaл кaтo дoйдe ceптeмвpи

>Sub 20C after 2 months
>my throat is sore, nose is stuffy and feel like I am dying

Dobroi utro piqnici

>lifts
>oatmaxxess
>can't sleep
>can't handle maymoonic heat
>is sick
Bro...

>>212605401
I'm beginning to understand baboeb

just opened a beer btw

Second day of waking like a penguin award

Slept fantastic though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tnsvq0Gip0
Based.

>>212605407
Not me bro

>>212605578
>waking
Walking

The whole point of surplus and efficiency is... leisure.

21C outside

Feels like I've died and entered heaven

me at any hour of the day

>>212606043
Read anything good lately?

>>212605452
Where is he? Did he get mobilized?

>>212606052
this guy dusting

hot piggies brapping

Story on time.mk about how VMRO says that the wildfires are all lit on purpose by SDSM

This is the level of political discourse in this clown country

actually surprised they don't blame troongaria

>>212605401
>carpet in kitchen
unhinged whore

>>212603374
notice how I get three letters and everyone else only two
this is because I'm more important

bbs is the correct short form of barbados

>>212606434
Why did you choose Barbados anyway
Identify with island blapeepo

>>212606459
it sounds funnee bro

>>212606043
>>212606073
>>212606107
fuc you watching

>>212606709
le introvert le witch is le super turbo op le no joke le frfr no cap

>>212606274
Both parties do the same shit
>OOOO BROO THE OPPOSITE PARTY IS DOING THIS
No evidence too or say I will provide it but never does.

I don't know what it means to be flirted with. I don't speak for men but myself. I don't know what it means to be admired. Not saying I haven't been. Maybe it's my autism or adhd but that's my personal reason why I learn months later a woman was flirting with me and I facepalm in pure cringe at myself. I never know until I logically analyze it later on.

you will not leave germany
and you will not be happy

haha

>>212607666
The thing about capitalism is... that it only works if you keep people in.

>>212608175
>65% taxes
>capitalism

>want to eat pashteta
>ran out of bread(and pashteta)
bulgarians did this

>>212608274
Correct.

ABE NAD VSI4KO SI E B1LGARIQ I GOTOVO ME ME ZAMARAY VEKE

nad severno makedon e 100 procenta

crazy how widespread the blackpill has become,
no wonder most sub5 males turn fags.

>>212608829
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EMxIPvCddQI

>assmongoloid
didnt open

>>212608954
think i even saw a title "tall girls for tall guys, short girls for tall, and short men can have eachother"
broootal

>>212609106
zahmns, look how happy the fat betabux is, and she almost pushes him out of instinct in the start, two fatties looksmatch, yet you can see she's more interested in looking at the camera.

broootal

>>212609106
Man if troons didn't stink like men and could get pregnant I'd rather settle with that because I know I won't have to put up with female retardation then. Alas, I'm a genuine straight lad.

>>212609208
>not even being a fag but having to turn into one because of that much rejection
oooof, jesus that's broootal, the plight of the sub5.

I really see a distinctive lack of fag/gypsy/jeet content on The Tok though. my feed is pretty much only blond girls and dunking contests and bp edits.

glad they fixed they issue.

anyhow, any news from the king? been a while

is it still possible to experience prejeetified balkans or is it over already?

>>212609453
jeets are literally balkan locals bro

joever for google

>>212594764
So what is this about? What's the current hot take in Macedonia? Also what did I miss about - something Europe said about Macedonian language or culture or something?

>>212609645
europe said macedonians are bulgarians and they need to write that down in the constitution otherwise they aint joining the big boys club

>>212609602
chrome doesn't even have this menu
why use it

>>212609602
Is there anyone that doesn't use firefox?

>>212609677
lol, they must be fuming

>>212609715
I use Brave. No complaints so far.

>>212609714
>>212609715
non-chromium using incels need to touch grass

>>212609752
Grave is literally chrome and it throtthles your pc with spyware and bloatware just as much

țapțarap țapțarap someone?

>>212609602
>AI browser
No.

>>212609722
They are literally fuming. The host goes:
>I arrive at home, I can't find parking because everything is chaos
>I go inside, there is no water
>I open the window, garbage dumps are burning around the city, smoke everywhere
>I turn on the TV, the European Parliament has negated IDENTITETOT
>wat do?

time to season the steaks

>>212609817
That means steal shit, right?

>>212609886
>parking
Demolish some styrofoam statues, lot's of space will open
>no water
drink rakia
>burning, smoke
The Bulgarian firefighters and ambulances will come to fix shit... again...
>IDENTITETOT
Just make up another one, can't be that hard. Also you have experience.

Problem solved, they should calm their tits.

>>212609899
with what

>>212609954
Yoghurt

I also want to be nad vsi4ko

https://www.theindependentpharmacy.co.uk/hair-loss/guides/post-finasteride-syndrome
>takes drugs to cure baldness
>tanks his test levels and destroys his libido
Kek.

>>212610057
if only haircels knew about turkey and weren't proto-trannies

>>212610046
YWNBNDVS4K

what if SNS gets into Slovenian parliament?

this guy bought in for 36k

>>212610679
When you really think about it stonks are just an UBI for merchants.

>>212610679
He's gonna be sorry in a week, when he could have made 5M, he will buy in again, and will lose all of it, when he sells low.

still cant find this comedy gold with sound

https://www.youtube.com/live/hCI6sAfOTl4

O speed einai sthn Ellada ft Giannis Atetokounpo, maybe if Boon is indeed in Greece he can go and beg some money from them Lmaoooooooooo

>>212611223
negroi albanoi kai pakides einai?

>>212611293
oxi re

>>212611306
ah, sinithws apo ti exw dei otan kanei stream se "western" xwres einai oloi allodapoi/ypantrhwpoi, anatolikh einai klasika slavoi.

>>212611349
Kek unironically even in his last year's streams in the Balkans he was surrounded by locals while in the western europoor streams he did ganked by those you said

>>212611156
>believing it's real
kellyfat's iq must've dropped by 50 points after all the "milking" interactions

>>212611429
e logiko, exei appeal se olou tous "katapiesmenous" , oi lefkoi ton vlepoun san enan aplo negro pou tsirizei.

>>212611477
agreed, where's the sound?

>>212611521
idk
google lens it

>>212611565
why are you wasting our time if you dont have it with sound? jesus, its like im the only one in here thinking like a white man

>>212611502
les na paei na ton dei o boon, tha valei to hugo boss tou, tha brei kana paki kanan albano na kanei blend in hahaha

eida xthes enan gifto forouse hugo boss me tsadaki gyrw tou kai padofla, prepei na htan 130 kg 1.70? eskasa sta gelia

>>212611654
Hahahhahah Idk, boon is too weak and shy for that, as for the gypp yes that's the typical gypp Huge Boss we all know and love

>>212611565
I did it for him, no results maybe indeed that clip is fake

Kek Giannis said on stream he loves android phones... Yet another defeat for boon

Never seen a good greek post in my life.

>>212611974
>tomorrow Greek identity gets voted out of EU Parliament
You caused this

>>212609453
just send me your big titty sister and I'll help you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPKVDRq8jAE&t=3h4m

>>212612017
?

Let me rephrase that
Every single greek post in this thread is stinking pile of shit made by an incredibly retarded homosexual faggot

>>212612017
greek identity is the origin of modern civilization

>>212609715
there are people who use trannyfox?

homobsessed

>>212612054
No, Thracian identity is the origin of modern civilization. Which is Bulgarian.

>>212612126
*greek

The newest euro slaves of turkic origin are getting increasingly angsty itt

greeks mad they browner than us

krakkkers getting uppity

>>212612089
You get your pipe inspected by fikzis

the only way I know how to get attention is to dismiss and insult

They will deem you the villain for their own short comings.

Bro copying the botspam comments from instabots

>another green day
recession: CANCELLED

zoomers truly have no culture
listening to the trendy cool kids music on soundcloud produced by sub 27 year olds and it's just what was popular in the 00s slightly modernized
they are only capable of copying us milliennialshits

Its crazy how they bring up men having "Peter Pan" syndrome in their 30's and 40's but never say anything about women having "Tinker Bell" syndrome all the way up until they hit the wall.....

>>212612462
>"Tinker Bell" syndrome
as in stuck in a door with her bottom being exposed?

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