Thread 212581159

World museum Liverpool edition

The new

>>212581159 (OP)
needs to be turned into a hindu temple pronto

666 sub dish

bartbecue beef huyla hoops in my gob

>>212581057
it's SFW, archive footage of a very young lass telling a specky bam a joke, he clearly has autism and she gets a visible ick. Basically he never stood a chance in life

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1752061196649187.mp4

saw a webm of a lady with huge knockers in the previous thread, don't know what kind of point she was trying to make but she had some massive milkers

>>212581190
Good album

>>212581195
im sure this is a very productive and generative mentality to have about life

Hello chaps.

Christ

ginger pokies

Closing in on four calendar years since I last shagged, not on is it

>>212581223
20 for me

>>212581212
not sure how you could interpret the video any other way

>>212581221
bit on the grim side ent she?

>>212581221
Is that the lass from Six Feet Under

>>212581188
MAMMA MIA!

>>212581223
summer 2013 was my last shag I'll bounce back any day though

>>212581195
>Children being children
Gain a clue

>>212581215
yoooo

Screeching

to shag once, know what it's like, and never shag again or
never shag in the first place
that is the question

>>212581223
A cheeky 5 year dry spell for me

can hear catberg going on a mad one out in the living room through the door of my smelly evil incel lair

this is a kirby free zone

>>212581214
Hello Catyank. Having a good day?

>>212581268
>it's just kids being kids!

He's clearly a sperg and she's clearly neurotypical. His parents were like autists as well, setting him on the path to being a loser very early in life. It really does happen that early. By the time he started nursery / school he was already behind in terms of socialisation, his only experiences having been at home with his autistic mother and father.

>>212581223
32 here

>>212581314
shut up

>>212581251
could just be an awkward child no need to condemn him to a life of misery plenty of people were awkward as children then grew up to be normal

Mad when I think about being at primary school, even though we were too young to fancy anyone it was already clear which girls were pretty and which weren't and they were treated accordingly
Humans are just grim really

>>212581314
people who never shagged in the first place seem to be more hysterical and mindbroken about it if 4chan is anything to go by

If you don't like tom skinner I know you're a virgoid runt

>>212581223
pretty sure it'll be my 5-year anniversary in exactly a week

mad how I arsed up my life so bad

>>212581223
about 17 for me. Hours that is haha

There have been three new Prime Ministers since I last had sex

yeah not funny though is it.

>>212581373
same

superman on a hotdog lol

My aircon unit is great lads

>>212581331
yeah and you?
Do you like this song?
https://youtu.be/kquMuaCvdrc

>>212581308
>Jessica McLaughlin, 24, was working at a Los Angeles 7-Eleven on June 24 when her unidentified female manager — who remains at large — “violently and senselessly attacked” her after the pair got into an argument shortly after 2 p.m

>>212581475
>who remains at large
bradders.webp

'Taken off air' at the end of the scheduled programme time and the announcement is it won't be on all week due to the horse racing

i wonder what's it like having a gf

>>212581475
>unidentified
>LA
It was a wog, wasn't it?

>>212581518
Bad trip..

>>212581441
Yeah my day's alright thanks. Song sounds alright, drum and bass can be pretty good

Did the weeb have no history of going out with a woman?

off out to the local pube

steroid wanker loves his fucking steroids

>>212581475
You'd think the employee or indeed her employer would know who the manager was. But no, neither of them knew and thus the perpatrator of this attack is unidentified (except we know it was her manager, we just don't know who that is; no one does).

betrayal

>>212581570
fell for it

>>212581570
Ok, Russian.

>>212581570
drumpf has always been in the pocket of the jews, that's been obvious since day one

>>212581570
Hilarious that you can basically just get away with anything if you're rich and powerful enough
Makes you wonder how many conspiracies are true

This is the last straw.

>>212581348
yeah emma haines all the lads in year 3 fancied her. she was well fit.

Leftypol be like:
>Um DAE think Alex Jones makes some good points actually?

>>212581561
They know who she is, she's unidentified publicly because she's a suspect, dipshit

reckon i'm under investigation by government agencies from at least 8 different countries
i know too much you see

doing my puzzler book with my Crayola super tips felt tip pens

>>212581570
Alex Jones, who has made a living off government intervention and deception since Ruby Ridge and Bohemian Grove, is now crying because the government deceived him.

>>212581641
too much about poo

Sir Thomas Partey

My faith in President Donald J. Trump is unwavering. MAGA.

O'Rorke on a mad one

>>212581641
This is why I shan't be getting a clue.

>>212581674
why do they take boats over to england from france anyway? can't they just stay in france? surely it's just as good as england there?

just made America great again ama

They LIED to me, Jerry
THEY lied to me, Jerry
They lied to ME, Jerry

>>212581651
Alex Jones is a good guy and also he is friends with Jay Dyer. Jay is on his show sometimes.

The only reason this website is allowed to exist is because it keeps angry young men arguing about whose Western country is worse

pony on the /brat/

>>212581723
Yeah pretty much

>>212581674
LOVE these lads

the scrandemic

hello catyank

poo

>>212581774
true

>>212581709
No mate you don't understand Britain is a third-world country and institutionally racist but Abdul needs to come here and claim bennies because living with his cousin in France is oppression or something

>>212581758
Hello how do you do
Do you like this song?
https://youtu.be/jqQqpDiepvw

where is he

>>212581709
the french don't give them anything. in the uk they get money, a hotel and a white girl to rape

>>212581755
ktim i get the weak ones though

Concerned that I've seen a few incelish posts in this thread that would be better suited for /britfeel/ on /r9k/.
Please try to keep it strictly shaggers only in this general.

>>212581830
well maybe you lads should stop offering them bennies, just a polite suggestion x

>>212581709
they dont speak french. this is the problem with everyone is the world speaking english. its not even that nice here compared to other euro countries they just speak the language

>>212581755
>fucks your gums up and peels off the insides of them

My farts fucking reek

>>212581818
watching gary eats

>>212581848
Do your part by directly bullying them (frogposters), they do not view posts like yours as being aimed at them due to their autism.

>>212581882
They don't speak much English either haha

>>212581874
that's racist. sir keir will be coming after you now

>>212581258
nah she's the lass from Sixty Pounds Oyer

da tobestah!

>>212581848
someone should have sex with me then eh?

>>212581889
50mg would blow my head off who the fuck is using those

still ant processed liam paynes death

>>212581924
a picture speaks a thousand words

Sir Synagogue Attender

sir jew banker

>>212581920
you get used to them really quickly. 17.5 used to make me sick now can just chuck them in all day. There's people in Scandinavia who use 100mg plus ones.

>>212581924
DO NOT look up his wife

i miss the days when australia was only flooded with chinks, the recent waves of indians have devastated this country, possibly beyond repair

>>212581949
all the other ants moving by him, working towards the shared goals of the colony

but not still ant, he remains rooted in place reeling from the news

going to order alcohol off uber eats

they want sex too
peter tatchell told me so

>>212581985
sad init

Je suis fatty gay

>>212581373
me too lad. me too.

>>212581989
kys paki lover

Britain is more akin to the Soviet Union that to pre world wars Britain

belly's feeling a bit bloated because i haven't shat in 3 days on account of the opioids

young keir

Je sens poo

>>212581920
Tried my first one in Norway and it was about that. I didn't understand how strong they could be though.
Some 50mg are alright, those ones are horrible. They must but some kind of salt on them that increases the effect.

just became redpilled lads

Sir Communist Wanker

sundae service with clutchy bear ...

Genuinely if they have to import immies can we at least have some cute ones to solve the incel crisis

umm

>>212582031
Bro looks like the lead singer of a second-rate Scottish band from the 80s

scottish schoolgirls corrr

>25
>meme degree
>minimum wage warehouse wagie

tonight he dies

>>212582104
could be worse
>no degree
>dead end 31k data entry job

>18
>trust fund
>aristocratic /brit/ poster

>>212582070
truth is we are fucked no matter what. starmer knows this but is convinced he can manage our way out of it

>>212582104
>28
>no degree
>no mates
>no gf
>call centre phonemonkey job

>>212582104
could be worse
>32
>meme degree
>long-term unemployed

sir no plan

might go and catch some sunlight straight up the arsehole

>>212582145
kek tim

Quick puzzle break for the new 'asha

>>212582146
>no matter what
not true though is it he just isn't willing to do what must be done

Sir Keir Starmer

>>212581989
do they ask for ID when they deliver it? seems like a loophole that wayward children could exploit

>>212582104
>27
>no degree
>professional 4channer/inel

>>212582130
>>212582151
>>212582155
you lads ever thought about going an getting a degree/more useful degree? i see no future as an uneducated mong

>>212582191
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sir Kemi Bundanoch

I can't handle another humiliation ritual.

>>212582200
it's too late for me

>>212582183
hes not.....
strong enough.....

Decided I'm going to become a MLB umpire.

>>212582104
>30
>no degree
>toil for an insurance company
>wife is a doctor
i think i did ok

>>212582200
nah. i'm almost 32, there's no point since it's not going to get me a gf

>>212582194
yeah but not sure if you're hinting towards anything other than an adult showing their ID and then selling the booze to the wayward'ers

>>212582174
you're killing the planet for your little shitty gimmick

>>212582245
>wife
fuck off

I spend every day of my life /brit/posting and wanking to porn

smelling poo

>>212582263
The future is brown

mlp UMpire

I know a lot of 7 year olds and let me tell you this kid is making that up to try and sound cool.

>>212582249
>spend a year or two getting ripped before university (enter uni at 34yo)
>work hard at your area of study while smashing prime 19yo first time away from home pussy

>>212582292
alri vietmong how've you been mate

not really allowed to leave my current job without massive financial penalties

>>212582317
been well, how are you

there's a Blink-182 song where the singer goes on a meltie and then says "it not right" aha

Don't bite

>>212582336
mind your own business

>>212582311
>I know a lot of 7 year olds
'

I can't believe this shit anymore.

Room on a broom

I said DON'T bite

I am a girl !!

>>212582191
>>212582205
>Kier Starmer "booed" upon his state visit to /brit/
>"This is the greatest crisis of my political career" the PM reportedly said to an aide following the visit

>>212582300
kill yourself now then

got two nieces and they're both fat. sisterberg is an incompetent mother

>>212582312
not going to happen. i can't even talk to women

>>212582051
why can't I chat?

Scotland… still the only country in history to vote NO to their own independence! Embarrassing!

Was about to post something EXTREMELY virginous before coming to my senses and deleting my tome

>>212582400
buy them a couple surfboards

>>212582420
not true

>>212582426
Just post it you coward

*enters thread*

Clean shaven. Always.

>>212582420
Genuinely blame Alex Salmond for this. His white paper just didn't go far enough to explain how the country would be run post independence. He couldn't even say what currency we'd be using.

Incel is a state of mind
I've shagged but still feel like an incel and get treated as such

>>212582420
remember when catalonia voted for independence and then their first minister suspended it after 8 seconds

>>212582444
ok. in short it was a /brit/ hotel idea, except instead of booking a 'room with a view' you book a 'room with a poo' aha

>>212582453
my arse hole

>>212582420
Probably for the best. They'd just open their borders and flood in infinite wogs which they'd house by flattening the highlands and building flats

Any of you lads got really long foreskin that covers the head even when you're erect?

just get them housed

>>212582499
…yh

Are they planning on arresting this convicted paedophile?

>>212582461
no it's not. you're like those trannies that say they're women because they feel like one

Andreeva Sex Arse!!

>>212582458
Euro, obviously

>>212582499
prefer not to say

>>212582516
deboonked. the epstein list doesn't exist

>>212582458
It was vague but he said in interviews that Scotland would use the pound as a de facto currency while the SNP browbeat the Scotch over the years into switching to the Euro
What was left unexplained was why the EU would accept this when new entrants are forced to take the Euro from day one

watching the bill

>>212582480
It happened anyway. Send help.

>>212582544
Honestly every time I've been there I've never noticed them

Drunk at 4pm on a Wednesday. Need to sort it out.

>>212582578
get in lad

>>212582578
giwtwm

TARMAC THE HIGHLANDS
BUILD ENDLESS TOWER BLOCKS
FILL THEM WITH AFRICANS

there was a black one in balamory to be fair

we need to send them all back NOW

>>212582470
screaming

might upgrade from incelwalking to incelcycling

>>212582567
Trust me, as someone who lives here they are everywhere. I'm 38 (not bait, I'm just pathetic) and honestly hadn't seen a single person of coloured until I started high school which was one black child and I live in the central belt. The past 15 years things have just exploded

They were three wise men just tryna have some fun

>>212582594
Yeah and his daughter is doing well.

PIP coming in tomorrow

>>212582605
wtf... no way....

>>212582624
i'm going to start inceljogging

>>212582480
They'd just wave them down to England then scream RACIST at anyone who complains.

neighbours are either having a domestic or some really aggressive sex, the noises are muffled so i can't tell

1am mcdonalds order coming now lads

Remember when Leftypol suddenly believed that Tory lord fella was a bastion of honesty because he said Cameron put his cock in a pig's mouth

>>212582636
Helping frodo get the ring to mount doom is he?

>>212582652
ask them

>>212582389
tories didnt get this level of hate after 5 years of chaos i dont get it

>>212582635
What's the story in Balamory
Wouldn't you like a go

>>212582655
oh my days
sort it tf out

>>212582499
My foreskin unironically looks like the end of a balloon after you've tied the knot.

>>212582663
scromiting

we've had one yes, but what about second benefits?

alcohol order on its way de lads

I'll tell you one thing bros. I am never voting again. Ever. Fuck this.

>>212582499
no my cock looks cut when it's totally erect
looks teeny tiny when it's soft though like hilariously small but grows over three times longer when I get a stiffy

Used to live above a couple who were always fucking or fighting
She was quite a fit chav desu, he was genuinely mental
She had a kid that wasn't his and one day he found her in bed with someone else
Delightful stuff

>>212582499
yeah but i think that's just phimosis

imagine having such a small one that you foreskin covers it all up
i'd unironically kms

>>212582655
Did somebody say.. Menulog?

>>212582697
screaming at this

wonder what the poowong menulog scene is like

Sky Sportstein having a whole transfer team to report on Chelsea buying some no-name Ngubu because literally nothing else is happening lmao

>>212582695
havent eaten all day mate alright

wait no i did actually, youre bloody right

just found out harry enfield is a tory, im devastated

Really sad when someone's mum dies isn't it lads? Thinking back to when you were a child and knowing you had that safety with her but now it's not there anymore :(

Who the hell wants maccas at 3am

>>212582781
Contact his agent about it you boring twat. YOU WON'T

hate stupid meme burgers like this if you cant eat it with one hand easily while walking about its a shit burger/sandwich

>>212582716
how do you fall for the exact same jewish scam twice

is trump a nonce then?

love when i have the house to myself and i can walk around and disassociate without being bothered

>>212582812
and white people go apeshit over an indian eating rice with his hands

>>212582824
Radical lefties faked a list with his name on it

>>212582812
good post I use a knife and fork to eat a burger though so makes no difference to me really

>>212582731
oh my days why is it called that

>>212582824
>degenerate new york cokehead
hmm

>>212582812
Waddle over to Meat Castles and tell them to their face. You won't because you're a shut-in coward and they would knock you spark out.

If I don't like someone that means they're a paedophile

they want you gone

>>212582731
nah ubereats mate

>>212582847
watch he’ll probably just make a fake list, put every single democrat in congress on it, release it, then arrest them all

>>212582878
They would spark me out for saying their burgers are impractical and unwieldy? Seems a bit deranged

lemme slime u out twin <3

don't like it?
don't buy it
simple as

fat bastard here, quite proud of myself cos I haven't ordered takeaway once yet this month

Once read a scathing attack on DT in a review of the Wetherspoons menu

>>212582933
Srill didn't make any mates though clearly, boring fat cunt.

How did they build them pyramids then?

>>212582933
ordered takeaway twice today me

got the autism haven't I

>>212582940
hope we leave nato and putin just curbstomps shitrope

Rorke's new creps just dropped

>>212582933
ate a whole tub of ben and jerry's with some pear cider in the morning. might do it again later

>>212583004
Love B&J, get all my information on systemic racism from their website

>>212582972
Seems we both have autism, haven't we?

this weekend is gonna be fucking nice man, got the pizzas in, got the pepsis in, got the weed in. Let’s gooo

>>212583059
dude

>>212582942
Blogspot's broken

>>212582985
you're monitoring me aren't you
you're following me
aren't you
you are

>>212583035
LOL!
I am actually laughing here in my smelly incel childhood bedroom

>>212583059
Can you name up so we can filter out the drab blogs of a friendless shut-in for the next week, cheers!

>>212583059
I envy people who have private outside spaces to lounge in on days like the ones coming up

>>212583071
WEEEEEEED

Smash burgers are fucking shit.

>>212582985
mmhmm they be squeaking x

>>212583085
don't buy them mate
they are heinous

>>212583091
Hmmm let me think ah no I’m okay thanks you will just have to continue seething, cheers!

just transitioned lads

>>212583139
like in a PowerPoint slide? the ol' fade in routine? congrats x

Just got my knighthood lads

Fucking HATE my neighbours

um

>>212583095
Well he is not one of them so don't envy him for one second. He will be in his fetid bedroom spamming 4chan.

NEW

>>212583208
>>212583208
>>212583208

Just got my bum out lads

Fucking my neighbours

got diagnozed with schizophrenia last monday