Thread 212588807

half the world away edition

>>212588708
>>212588712
What?

This is not by design and I am the leaf poster

Sir Bum Raper

konnie

>>212588842
sub dish

playing the 'craft and listening to the garyeats

Imagine making your whole personality about books lmao

>>212588845
For me it was Ulster's own Zoe Salmon

>>212588855
>>212588859
um

>ill be 30 soon
haha yeah imagine being 30...

>>212588879
Ktim

>>212588855
post the base lad

>>212588738
Yes, the vast majority of them have been purposely built to regurgitate left-wing talking points after their initial releases had them being too white supremacist. Even the ones that generate art had "AMBIGUOUS ETHNICITY" force-fed into every prompt and that kept accidentally showing in images that had text as the focus.

So my question remains, why did those AIs need to be lobotomised to avoid espousing right-wing talking points?

Mario Odyssey is good

>>212588871
I tried getting into books for a few years and just stopped. Boring shit hobby

>>212588845
This reminds me of that one webm of the girls being smeared with oil as part of a radio competition in Australia. The girls were NOT of age and I don't understand how that was legal for them to do.

became a fat cunt over the last year but the gf still insists that I look good

got the yes fragile (1971) on

>>212588904
don’t think i will

>>212588935
just bought this but not playing it yet cos donkey kong is out next week and they look quite similar xoxo

>>212588955
ever shag her up the arse?

Y'all not gonna talk about that post

The brit replied to a post that did not exist or got immediately deleted in the span of 1 second and I happened to post on /int/ within the exact unix timestamp

This concludes my list of theories about what just happened

Dont really listen to music or read books any more. Just fading away

>>212588955
she's making you fat, leave that bitch

>>212588845
they used to get the female presenters in their swimming costumes suspiciously often

>>212588955
she's shaggering your sister on the side methinks

>>212588945
Sounds terrible but what if I wanted to judge for myself

>>212588855
lets see your house lad

>>212588955
It's always grim when you look back on old photos and realise what a fat cunt you became

>>212588989
you can type in a future post number mate
>>212589111

Not a sports page
Not a magazine

>>648973215
Hope there are still white people in the future

>>212588903
:)

>>212589029
it will be me

got the weyes blood on
she is so fit

Sir Kier Starmer

>>212589029
Okay so he just chose a random number to reply to and the post immediately following it happened to be it.

>>212589029
it me

>>212589015
Right that's IT I'm learning how shaders work

>>212589095
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212588989
told you about my trips
>>212589029

111

>>212589108
Ruins the experience, just stick with the original because that's where the charm is

Kevin Nash
1992

what's that one song that gets ronke doing this in his gay porn bedsit?

>>212589141
big fan of memes involving gay black men

Don’t know when I’m gonna see you boy
Oh I’ve been waiting for the time
When I see the light shining across
The freeway late at night
Start to drift over the light and
It hits me for the first time
Now we’re just two cars passing by
On the grapevine

I do nothing with my life

>>212589186
kek this is me

>>212589153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68OPLkdn9Yc]

>>212589180
analvids gangbang when

I am waiting for my real life to begin

>>212589108
It's literally like 3 clicks mate. It's incredibly simple.

>>212589127
disagree personally. find the original charming, but find minecraft with shaders to be very comfy. they're very good at evoking atmosphere in a way the original graphics can't. different experiences, but both great in their own way.

pooing

>>212589180
>>212588931

>>>/gif/29098455
>>>/gif/29098455

>>212589153
ronke hehe

>>212589183
ktim, also ktim
>>212589239

This Thriller album to pretty fucking good

Have become very "money-minded" as of late and, have to say, with the finances in check my baseline level of the stress has been the lowest in years. Cheers to budgeting lads, cheers to being sensible.

>>212589224
corr this looks nice

>>212589227
incredible tummy
shame about the voice

>>212589224
Woke shite

>>212589238
better luck next time x

Tried reading the Bible and it all just felt silly, like an archaic children's story book. But I do think Earth was manually created. It all just feels TOO perfect. Like how the Moon is perfectly sized and distanced away to eclipse the Sun

poo make me feel like dancin' (gonna poo the shite away)

>>212589224
Based modernist house

>>212589264
stella mogs f1nn, olivia robin and nebulae3 mog f1nn too

>>212589248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZZQuj6htF4

>>212589224
nice terrace that

>>212589227
um.

>>212589301
don't know what any of this means
not bent you see x

>>212589289
You think they did it with diggers and such? Like Bob the Builder?

Reckon if I was born American I'd kill myself at birth. Niggas are the default country and have to cope with having no local culture LOL

Am I a dom or a sub? I don't know what that means, I don't really follow any religions

>>212589227
crazy to think how many thousands of kids will be influenced by this guy

>>212589312
Im 2 songs away from it

>>212589336
We're clearly the default country

some fucking gyppos getting evicted down my way
neighbourhood reckons they're coming for the large field around us
should be legal to shoot these pests

>>212589379
ktim

>>212589394
way off fuck me

literally nothing on it's all shite

looking forward to tonights shower

>>212589259
was a nice wee desert house. first one i've done. had a tower nearby that was a farm where you pushed a button and it sent a cascade of water running around it in a neat design that harvested all the food (not very much food, but it looked cool). might get back into the minecraft with all this chatter about it.

>>212589294
cheers la

>>212589320
need a place to sunbav.

>>212589412
They know you're subscribed to Charlie so they assume you like boring shite

>>212589416
What should I order?

>>212589443
ktim

>>212589412
Based fellow Nelly Furtado fan

iggy azalea is fuckin fit wow

>>212589333
No but maybe this is all a simulation or something

£72 in energy charges for June but pay £132 in difect debit

reckon the dd rates being updated in April basdd on use from the heating season immediately rior is a racket and I'd be better off with pay as you go

Mad how we're grown adults building houses in Minecraft and watching YouTube
Not complaining, just a bit mad

>>212589493
So this is Rorke

>>212589498
rorke onamadone

>>212589416
Fucking hell McDonalds is so expensive now. Everything used to be like 2 quid when the minimum wage was £6p/h

Powerful wank earlier. Wish I could find weed so I can make it even better

>>212589301
post stellas social

>>212589490
you write english like you're from the miffle agef

>>212589492
mad and sad

not a fan of this new gimmick

>>212589556
Leftypol

the dizzying heights of gay porn

>>212589312
Its a choon

>>212589514
her reddit

https://www.reddit.com/user/fossoriashotsf28/

>>212589555
Close one there, Rorke

>>212589517
Yeah I'm thinking based so

>>212589615
poo

they are building a fancy new housing estate which will be connected to our council estate feel bad for all those rich people who will buy them not knowing about the riff raff down the street

>>212589592
Leftypol wanking furiously

>>212589616
>1 off
unlucky mate

The evening snackage

>>212589517
why are unionists so much worse at murals than nationalists?

>>212589652
Alri heronlad

right that's a woman wanking her penis

>>212589652
oh yeah gorging on deli meats won't make you fat mate

>>212589692
:)

>>212589670
Because unionists are massive gay faggots and therefore ruin everything

so this is christmas
and what have you done

>>212589652
rank desu

>>212589721
Sent that freak flying

>>212589637
Wanking breaks wudhu unless it’s done over the clothes or with the back of the hand and they stop before anything comes out

The gay porn
The 'ki 'za
The lads on /brit/

>>212589692
It’s just ham isn’t it? Ham doesn’t have a lot of calories but it does have a lot of salt

>>212589634
i live in a 300k house on a nice estate, but you go across the nearest main road and its where all the chavs live (and two people have been stabbed)
the country's planning is weird

>>212589652
bro straight up eating salami

>>212589652
Fucking hell.

>>212589652
*dies from a heart attack aged 42*

Alright I've been around a while and even got an A in R.E but what the FUCK is Wudhu
Isn't that where Wii Sports was set

>>212589701
uh i think youll find we're based anyway nice flag you fenian nigger

>>212589473
want to see her in a blacked raw scene with professional porn blacks just going at her fat arse

>>212589652
How seafood sticks are still legal when turkey twizzlers got banned over a decade a go is bonkers

>>212589772
spaincuck

mum & partner going away this weekend
will be home alone
dildowank on the cards

Me mum went to Northern Ireland with my dad and on one hand, used the Irish tricolour flag in her post lel

But on the other hand she used a picture of a UDA wall haha

>>212589768
>now go and do that wudhu that you do so well!

>>212589652
youve been in sainsburys havent you

>>212588871
Harry Trotter

Just finished Thriller and im giving it a 9/10

>>212589813
Eshuta?

>>212589838
mj did a load of great songs

>>212589806
>mum & partner
Is your Mum a lesbo?

Got the aircon on lads WAHEY hope you all SUFFFFFFER

Went to do a shit in the toilet adn was sweating like fuck haha

>>212589874
yh

Booking a flight to Brazil

>>212589859
did a load of kids up the arse too

ashes to ashes
fun to funky
we know major toms a junkie

>>212589813
what's going on here then

>>212589898
Irish diaspora

>>212589902
ktim

>>212589902
uhm he was acquitted on that actually so

>>212589806
Never got any pleasure from my prostate. Don’t see the appeal

>>212589859
Im going to listen to alanis morissette - jagged little pill now

>>212589898
would drill a hole in her head and fuck her brains out

he was a good singer so he's allowed to have kids sleep in this bed

>>212589936
skill issue

https://www.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/

>>212589929
absolutely desperate for the rorkette gf

>>212589888
Is that why you like doing bum stuff?

>>212589936
must be doing it wrong

in retrospect what the FUCK was this all about

>>212589898
why? there's loads of them in dublin and galway. a good mix of the ones in the photo, some absolute freak of nature stunners and then fat latinas who are probably only 22 but look 49

>>212589902
at least the kids didn't get raped by an old priest
kids can consent too peter tatchell told me

great pic of some random kids

>>212589980
um

>>212589972
Would prefer an upper middle class rorkette if it’s all the same.

>>212589907
unionists dont really know what to think they fly swastikas and israel flags beside each other

>>212589490
I just pay every 3 months mate, monthly direct debit is a scam.

Remember when the police shot that basically white Brazilian fella and Leftypol went on for years about how racist it was
Mental in retrospect

>>212589994
don't worry

>>212589980
um

This alanis morissette album is starting strong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZz04e6gqE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZz04e6gqE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZz04e6gqE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZz04e6gqE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QZz04e6gqE

get the upbeat anime choons on!!!!

kino

Counting down the minutes until the next official /brit/ puzzle begins

Get so nervous when homealone is here so thanks for bullying him on behalf of us thread cowards

>>212590029
but I'm working class myself lad, if I had an upper middle class rorkette gf she'd probably just treat me as a pet to be looked after with her 6 figure salary

Leftypol eating pie and mash whereas Rorke eating a kebab

>>212590047
alri mum

>>212589822
That's corner shop food lad

>>212590052
PSG and Real Madrid are playing

>>212590044
It was unironically racist though despite leftypol being wrong about 99% of other things. They thought he looked a bit foreign so they followed him and shot him

Which Europe would be for me? >I hate the United Kingdom
>I hate Putin
>I hate Russia
>I hate Hungary
>Anti-United Kingdom country
>Anti-Russia country
>LGBTQIA+ friendly country
>I hate Germany
>Anti-Trump and anti-USA country
>Pro-Ukraine and pro-Israel country

>>212590044
Bloke got shot in the head about a dozen times because the copper on surveillance went for a piss and then panicked thinking he was a suicide bomber because he jumped the gates. When he was a electrician late for work who had no money

ummy

>>212590050
unconditional love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212590077
She is adding nothing to this

>>212590034
>they fly swastikas and israel flags
both flags rattle irishmen so it makes perfect sense

>>212590091
We're full mate

>>212590085
he just dried up every pumpum in the office

This nigga’s wife be called Fruitcake

>>212590091
think you should stay in israel buddy

>>212590077
lol mong

>>212590050
do you like project diva

anyone for a /brit/ jigsaw puzzle?
https://jiggie.fun/brit

>>212590091
Congratulations! You are France

>>212590091
zionist vermin

>>212590109
wrong, attractive women drawing attention to a political view makes it higher status and thus more fashionable, it's like you know nothing about politics

>>212590091
>Anti-Trump and anti-USA country
>pro-Israel country
um

another day another bloke with his dick out pretending to be a woman shoved in my face

This man was considered dangerously swarthy and foreign looking in 2000s London

>The firearms officers boarded the train, and it was initially claimed that they challenged the suspect, though later reports indicate that he was not challenged. According to Hotel 3, Menezes then stood up and moved towards the officers and Hotel 3, at which point Hotel 3 grabbed him, pinned his arms against his torso, and pushed him back into the seat. Although Menezes was being restrained, his body was straight and not in a natural sitting position. Hotel 3 heard a shot close to his ear and was dragged away onto the floor of the carriage. He shouted "Police!" and, with hands raised, was dragged out of the carriage by one of the armed officers who had boarded the train. Hotel 3 then heard several gunshots while being dragged out.

>Two officers fired a total of eleven shots, according to the number of empty cartridge casings found on the floor of the train afterwards. Menezes was shot seven times in the head and once in the shoulder at close range and died at the scene. An eyewitness later said that the eleven shots were fired over a thirty seconds, at three-second intervals. A separate witness reported hearing five shots, followed at an interval by several more shots.

>>212590128
That's not her real name and the media is oddly afraid of publishing her real name

>>212590154
Reasons why france is the european country I'm looking for?

>>212590128
You can't be Sirieix

>>212590148
Never heard of them x Just like Fusq desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK1fsTQFtoM

Young Cate Blanchett

I don't trust Benjamin Franklin. He tried to categorize who is white and who isn't, but come on, the guy's name is FRANKlin. He had French ancestry somewhere. Who is he to tell us who's white

>>212590167
where?

>>212590214
PENGERS

BULLDOZE THE LAKE DISTRICT AND PEAK DISTRICT
TARMAC OVER IT ALL
BUILD MASSIVE TOWER BLOCKS TO HOUSE THE BIOMASS
GET IT DONE

>>212590125
:)

>>212590217
hahahahahahahaha le small picture hahahahahahahahahaha roflkek it's like le picture but le small aha

>>212589015
really dont understand the purpose of these "ultra realistic" resource packs, especially when you just have a goofy vanilla boat there

just found out there's a whole subset of autists that are really, really into elevators

finna roflkek

Literally perfect

>>212590225
the franks were a germanic tribe

>>212590185
imagine getting the train to work in the morning and some bloke next to you gets his head turned to paste with seven hollow point rounds

well done
we solved the badrely

rorke type shi

>>212590214
looks like are hunty <3

Police shot the man on the left and were condemned for being towards brown people

Why did every bossman shop decide they want these lights all of a sudden

>>212590307
Much easier than the earlier puzzle

Weird how boths gays and straights are both atttracted to feminine traites

>>212590202
here >>212590091

reckon instead of forcing the british taxpayer to pay for migrants to be housed and fed, they should instead pay the french government to execute migrants before they get a chance to attempt the crossing, and patrol the coastline and sink any small boats they see

Ruby attending a book conference at the gherkin

I want to scran Emma Watson’s poo.

>>212590289
my little ummy

>>212590169
>eleven shots were fired over a thirty seconds, at three-second intervals.
wtf is wrong with the Met?

smoking evil dark incel lair pack
the evil dark incel lair pack in question:

ronke's fonke and sonke

in 100 years the question what does the average brit/irish/french/german/spanish man look like will all be the same answer

a mixed race beige man with brown eyes and black hair

>>212590340
government bugmen want the small boatmen, plus they let in way more "legally"

Inheritance tax is genuinely hilarious
You buy something while you're alive, pay tax on purchase and then you die and pass it on to your family
Then they have to pay even more tax than you paid for the land originally
We are a country of spastics

>>212590319
the biomass love horrible lighting

caberge

>>212590362 !!

>>212590169
>>212590185
They never mention what happened to the bloke they were actually following who they confused him for.

>>212590306
Part and parcel of Sadiq khan’s London innit

>>212590340
i'll say it again: illegal migration accounts for less than 3% of incoming migrants. it is a complete smokescreen to distract from politicians bringing in unending tides of biomass "legally"

JoB

>>212590370
For me it was

>>212590416
You can say that again pal

>>212590410
katy's weakness

>>212590322
i didnt want to make it too autistic
(but i might do that for the next one)

ronke is rorke's leftypol brother

>>212590214
>>212590294
/tv/ says these are photoshopped

>>212590392
what's this cunt looking at then

blitzed and absolutely blasting belinda carlisle and bonnie tyler at 4:50 am

they were fucking choon factories in their day lads

>having an alright day
>browse a bit of Instagram
>video pops up of a woman grimacing with the caption
>"you'll never find anyone better than me" me
>me when I remember him
>ex has liked it
Well that's my evening ruined

>>212590378
wouldn't mind getting a brownoid pregnant

such a sick artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1UCR6k0x3U

>>212590278
that's not an ultra realistic resource pack and that's not a vanilla boat lol. that pack is designed for vibrant colourful graphics. pic related is what ultra realistic minecraft shaders look like.

though now that im thinking about it, you're probably confusing the water physics mod for a graphics thing.

>>212590430
The last one took us 3.5 hours

got the prostate massager set up to send a pulse every time you post 'biomass'

fart and farcel

I want to be a girl so fucking bad

horse

>>212590395
post the sexy yellow one

wonder if you could build a laser powerful enough that you could wait prone on the cliffs of dover like a sniper, and point it at any small boats coming over to pop and deflate them, sinking the boat from miles away

>>212590471
what a lovely pair of norks

>>212590417
>Holocaust
AI hallucinating again is it

if it's hip it's here

>>212590454
nigger, i don't give a fuck

Arse scratched. Fingers sniffed. Shit smelt.

meltdown incoming

>>212590417
>teehee im nazi guys
>please let me import millions of Indians into america
Is anyone actually falling for this nonsense from Elon

>>212590528
yeah you do. you made 2 posts about it.

>>212590544
Yes. People are cattle, this known.

>>212590454
gonna start a server lad?

>>212590482
you're not one and never will be

>>212590439
Link?

>>212590492
I only have lewd ummershys saved sorry

Get the fucking biomass used as railgun ammo

got the king crimson vrooom vrooom on

Making Minecraft ultra-realistic by having Endermen show up everywhere

huh, a very obvious phishing email managed to bypass my spam filter somehow

>>212590553
false

>>212590573
Make a thread /tv/ and you'll get the response within 5 posts.

>>212590602
yeah?

actually love music ngl

>>212590381
inheritance tax is necessary for the common good and state and most importantly the system. big government is unironically the future

>>212590628
>>212590628
>>212590628

>>212590416
>whataboutism
doesn't mean they shouldn't be stopped, but yeah kick all the jeets out too

>>212590596
Show up everywhere? They didn't just appear out of thin air, they live here