Thread 212590628

Great Britain edition

>>212590628 (OP)
get it fucking nuked sub edish

alri

I have all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie

>>212590568
no. i havent played multiplayer minecraft since 2011. i was well-loved on that server and that server was well-loved by me for the 6 months or so i spent on it.

>>212590612
unlucky mate.

Endermen in oak boats sieging my base
Setting the dogs on them

Love France tbqh

rorke getting stuck in a lift in the belly of a whale at the bottom of the ocean

oh stop it I’m gonna cum

inheritance tax is wrong unless the threshold for it is higher than what i'm going to inherit when my mum dies, in which case tax away

Lots of american slags would nosh you off at the the mere mention you are British

and you stay in Europe to holiday?

been feeling so bored recently

>>212590692
looks like some uk towns tbqhwy

used to play on /int/craft back in the day

>>212590628 (OP)
Reckon the entire world should be allowed to move to that one small island

>>212590695
stop posting finster on here fs

>>212590674
Seen her JOI where she makes you cum looking at cocks

>>212590695
anyone got any particularly egregious examples of this?

>>212590692
yeah, it's peng, don't tell /fr/

i know you'd like to think your shit don't stain

>>212590721
They should send a government official to your house to duel with you so they can claim it
If they win, you pay
If they lose you can make them huff your farts AND don't pay

>>212590724
I just go to continental europe where they nosh me off at the mere mention of me being irish. you have to fly all the way to america to be attractive?

feel like most of englands ugliness could be solved if we just made uniform white houses/buildings, even better with latticed windows and brown windowframes

>>212590692
looks like disneyland this
don't they have an actual disneyland in france?

how do I become a less nervous driver? scares the shit out of me, especially trying to get through a gap with cars parked on the road. feel like I'd perform better on massive American lanes

>>212590739
as islands go its not that small

>>212590716
Almost envy you poorfag wankers idolising Aldi slop like this
You could eat swill from a trough and be happy

>>212590766
It’s stank not stain

>>212590792
just practice

Poo

there was an RD BJ pic in the last thread that is still up

Saw a balding woman in Maccas the other day
Thought she was a troon at first but she was just a short fat woman that was going bald
As if things weren't hard enough now everyone assumes she's a fella

right that's DTFIC putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

>>212590814
um, that's porn

>>212590716
>share
LOL! As if, matey!

>>212590766
>>212590806
lmfao

pratice makes perfekt

>>212590814
commit suicide immediately

Proper laugh at how deeply The Simpsons episode shagged Australia up the arse

>>212590780
Yeah doesn't happen sorry bud

You're chatting pure shite

>>212590788
Can think of other things that should be uniformly white

post the ponies
do not post the trannies

>>212590814
right...

>>212590814
love her facial expressions in this one and the little dribble of cum at the end

>>212590874
haha youre fuming about it

>>212590814
do these people really feel physical pleasure from a dildo in their arse, or is it they just get off to the idea of being a sub that they are able to get pleasure just from that

I HAVE AUTISM
I HAVE AUTISM
I HAVE AUTISM
I HAVE AUTISM

>>212590845
And of course you, a fat coward bragging about going to McDonalds, said absolutely nothing at the time.
Her life is better than yours END OF.

>>212590814
LET'S GOOOO LAD


>>212590845
There's something wrong up here, I've never seen so many balding women in my life until I moved to Ireland

>>212590797
Funny how you recognised it was Aldi even though it doesn’t say it anywhere in the image. Funny that.

any book recommendations lads?

>>212590900
"nonce botnet" doesn't let me "delete" posts

>>212590890
look like brother and sister

The Kintyre peninsula is mad when you think about it, you almost forget it's actually part of the mainland

>>212590904
About irish people being inferior to brits? no i'm not

>>212590845
often think about how trannies ruined being a less conventionally attractive or unattractive woman. now everyone thinks you're a man playing pretend, rather than just thinking youre a bit ugly or have slightly exaggerated features

another example. god i hate ugly brick everywhere it looks so shit unless its the nice kind from the cotswolds.
>>212590897
yep yep based

>>212590792
just drive a lot and you'll naturally become more confident. no other way. but you have to force yourself to do it, or you'll become like those women that basically cant drive anymore because they hate it so much and never shed their anxiety
also, it's healthy to maintain a certain level of caution on the road. always remember that it doesnt matter how good you normally are at driving, a drop in focus for even a second or two can make you, everyone in your car and potentially innocent people dead

just seen a bloke dildo his turd cutter

>>212590915
What would you like me to have said?

I AM A STURGEON
I....AM....A STURGEON

What did Britons think of the last Black Sabbath concert ?

>>212590968
haha youre so fuming about it. really loved when you confessed the only chance you have at a blowy is a 12 hour flight away looool

Bit mental how British people took the north of Ireland and act like they’re Irish. Y’all deserve the immigration for what you did to Ireland

fuck the fuck off

>>212590998
>you'll become like those women that basically cant drive anymore because they hate it so much and never shed their anxiety
ktim

>>212590897
The tapestry of your room? Would you like to switch back to all-white Rorke?

>>212591023
let's be honest
being british has more clout than irish abroad
quantifiably
some history guy should confirm this

>>212591013
as good as a performance as a 100 yr old with parkisons can give

BIG MUFF
GET AWAY WITH YOUR POWDER PUFF

Who invited Big Ange

>>212591042
Why are you living on stolen land? You stole that from the Aboriginals who need that land to drink petrol without getting told off and fall asleep on the road.

never seen the proto-gf's genitals, hope she has a nice neat fanny and not one of those beef flaps ones

Mental how I've just been in bed all day today aha x

In towns in the south we have old houses that kind of look like those old fashioned British houses with cobblestone or whatever you call it.

I don't give a Fusq bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq1g3SO32iY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq1g3SO32iY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq1g3SO32iY

>>212591080
haha you are fuming about it

>>212591118
>cobblestone
bro playing minecraft

>>212591097
smoke it ange

Arrived in beefer for my 30th with the mrs
Going to Pacha tonight and the lazy cow doesn't want to have any eccies tonight
Who goes to Pacha and doesn't get on the garies

hope the proto gf doesnt have a bigger cock than me but statistically it's a near certainty

Tear it

Music make me lose control
Music make me lose control

caberge

bored of wasting my time on the internet

Remember when Biden said the definition of America was travelling 17,000 miles through the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping and the Democrats said he was sharp as a tack

Right

DREAD

Ex hates me :/

gotten to the point now that my willer just becomes hard whenever I see a woman

>>212590628 (OP)
it's pretty fucking small, though

Might buy a 20 year old Nissan navara

>>212591191
>That's where you're wrong haha

>>212591191
do girls really genuinely think they look good with orange skin and dyed blonde hair

18 minute drum solo on my fat belly

>>212591191
She's done you there rorke

>>212591191
Done him

the lads

Vocaroolad
Remember him?

>>212591214
David was greater than Goliath

once had an abo girl offer to blow me for a cigarette when i was like 15-16 (i said no but might've said yes if she wasn't a hideous abo)

>>212591266
David didn't call himself "great"!

Why do British girls look so strange? Girls in nz barely wear make up and if they do it’s very light and tasteful

>>212591156
Tearing

rorkette sisters wtf

>>212591255
THE LADS

giblets

the night they shagged rorke's arse to ground

>>212591292
It is strange how they have a different phenotype to aussie and kiwi women

hi guys draganon here

>>212591293
Aggressively

if i ever have a daughter i might buy her one of those baby dolls that little girls like, except it would be a black one to see how she reacts to it and see if she's a potential mudshark so i can put a stop to it before it takes root in her psyche

When Europeans discovered Australia some Aboriginal groups had yet to discover how to light a fire

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkQuMfIPZVw

banger for my 90's emo punk lads

>>212590797
I’ve done you haven’t I

rorke's scuby snax

>>212591360
Yeah well it's hard without a lighter

>>212591352
Good effort racismlad

>>212591333
no dragons

>>212591360
they didn't wear clothes either so they couldn't tell if the white settlers were male or female bc they couldn't see if they had a willy or a fanny

rorke live in mexico city

l'd light my farts on fire so the natives think l'm a god

>>212591360
Racist rhetoric, damn shame. Let’s see you start a fire in the bush then aye, yeah mate thought so, stick to the monster munch

>>212591292
aussie and nz girls look american unlike the gentle european beauty of an english rose

>>212591450
kek this is me

>>212591360
How did they make bread then?

What did people even do with their time back in the day?
Did they just wank to memories all the time?
Genuine question.

>>212591255
have unironically chinned one of the lads in this photo lol can you guess which one?

Why is Trump swearing so much now? I don't like this. First he said f*ck and yesterday he said bullsh*t.
I don't like this at all. Getting some bad vibes.

>>212591300
blairites when there's a nonce that needs defending

Queensland won state of origin

what do modern abos do all day?

>>212591462
they had sex. that's why everyone used to have like 8 siblings.

>>212591475
he first said bullshit months ago when he blamed DEI on that plane crash

>>212591366
Liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHc3hWjfI6I

>>212591475
He's rattled by the Elon stuff and Epstein stuff

>>212591509
Crazy how foreign this is to the average incel

I’m sick of the racism, it upsets me as I have a strong sense of justice.

>>212591495
mental that we love football but all our gay little colonies (canausnzusa) hate it
meanwhile our non-white colonies that we didn't even settle in like fotoball like they ought to
bizarre behaviour

>>212591462
Read yhe binble

>>212591415
**I move away from the fire to breathe in

and the latest on quentin?

remember this incident lads?

>>212591344
With tears

>>212591550
Must have been repetetive after a while

>>212591310
He's just ripping off that German guy

Watching 1993 WCW

>>212591566
blacks seem to genuinely hate white people in a way no other race hates any other race

>>212591521
rorke music

Right. I'm off.
*phases out of existence*

who’s eating prawn cocktail crisps in here?
My bad just pulled my foreskin back

>>212591570
Interesting.

Wanking to memories of summertimes at the beach spent laughing away with me childhood dog and enjoying an ice cream

>>212591624
they've been led astray by the jews. they don't make their own decisions, they're just attack dogs who serve a more sinister master

ACTIVEEEE

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
rorke: hell yeah I got that aura!

feeling manic lads literally like being on drugs but better
like smoking a load of week and taking coke but no tiredness or jitters

>>212591663
tesco clubcard

>>212591663
hmm

i can't kiss you baby you smell like piss

heard you want your hymen back

>>212591624
>in a way no other race hates any other race
sorry mate but the dominican hatred for haitians has won the global racism award 150 years in a row now

feel like my whole family is gaslighting me

>>212591699
Ts so tough Unc

>>212591624
id be mad and jealous too if i werent white

>>212591724
*hands back katys torn hymen*

the international 'erb

>>212591736
shieeet nigga

mad how tiny my cock is
no visible bulge whatsoever

tomorrow I will wake up feeling like p diddy

>>212591760
arse wide open from prison rape?

Feel like pure shit just need it back

>>212591760
you want your cheeks clapping?

typa shi

they're talking about us in the frog thread

>>212591760
alri, ke$ha

>>212591818
what are they saying

>>212591818
I assumed that's all they ever did

rorke on a mad one

girlfriends sex drive is too much and now I can't get properly hard anymore

Guts are bubbling, but I need to go to the shop.

>>212591877
ever shag her up the arse?

>>212591877
Tag me in for back up

>>212591886
cor

any schizoid man in?

>>212591877
ever shag her up the arse?

Sir Daily Mix 2

>>212591877
ever shag her up the arse?

does pooeybumlad still post here?

Normies
>Works 50+ hours a week to still be poor
>Two kids so no free time
>Partner always moaning to them
>All expendable income goes on the kids or mortgage
>Always tired

Me
>Works hours that suit me
>10k+ in savings
>Time for multiple hobbies
>Free spirit

Why do we normalise having a shit life?

>>212591292
watched an auckland walk video to confirm and I had a hard time finding any white people
mental

love chaturbate me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2klLy8r8Ro
this was way better than that incel lad from hollyoaks

>>212591877
does she ever shag you up the arse?

>>212591877
Ever get shagged up the arse?

>>212591953
Died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWbiFkg3z7s
rorke's jaw dropping

charging the shaver

>>212591953
pooeybumholelad got bantered too hard and had to leave due to his deteriorating mental health

>>212591877
ever shag her up the arse?

>>212591877
ever put a funnel up her arse and piss in it?

Thoughts?

>>212591566
>2017
Why are you getting hung up on crimes which happened over 8 years ago

>>212591624
Oh yeah because there aren't any white people on 4chan who hate blacks are there? Look at Dylann Roof, the American who killed a bunch of black people due to racial hatred. And there was another American who killed black people in a supermarket in New York state.

I have a mate yeah

>>212591976
PHWOOOOOOOOOOAR

>>212591957
Auckland is like our London, it’s a hub for immigrants and tourists.

>>212592019
she's fit

>>212592019
her heads flat from the side

>>212592026
>hung up
was just asking if anyone remembered, sheesh

>>212592019
mad how the entire burden of the awkward interaction is on matey on the right when the lass on the left told a joke that made no sense what so ever

shagoid gang yeah yeah!

>>212592066
chad would have made her laugh

>>212592041
in the future it will be renamed rorkeland and will be a shining beacon of anglo-saxon society in the pacific

>>212592019
john carmack in his youth

>>212592026
>Dylann Roof
Why are you getting hung up on crimes which happened over 9 years ago

>>212591869
she got bogged and ruined her tits. tragic

my arm hurts and i don't know why

sick of every ad using black music, why does airbnb need a bame singing over an ad about renting a small cottage

back from the shop with a san pello and a pack of wine gums

>>212592106
wanking elbow

>>212592019
>>212592066
Concerned that I've seen a few incelish posts in this thread that would be better suited for /britfeel/ on /r9k/.
Please try to keep it strictly shaggers only in this general.

>>212592116
I swear that Bradley just blinked at me in this photograph

>>212592019
she got bogged and ruined her tits. tragic

>>212592138
have a permanently damaged tricep and shoulder from wanking so much and so aggressively for hours and hours on end

>>212592127
to appeal to the yoofs

>>212592127
To prove they're not racist. Same reason every car insurance ad has to have some fella dancing around like a spacker

>>212592095
I didn't randomly mention it out of the blue, I'm mentioning it in response to someone who is claiming that no race hates any other race as much as blacks hate whites. I think Dylann Roof is a relevant counterexample to that theory.

>up to 50 a week
>when 800 arrive in a day
bravo starmer. bravo

About to initiate the goonsesh

two words: sir kier starmer

get the boats stopped leftypol

Potatoes are such a peng food

>>212592175
the white yoofs are becoming more right wing because theyre sick of this

Bit mental how people can just turn up in boats and you lot let them in.

>>212592188
Wonder if macrons old hag wife is going to force him to lick her decrepit old fanny while they're here

>>212592188
How about none in, all out

>>212592236
innit

So, lads, where did it all go wrong? What misfortunes befell you such that you landed here?

I can only imagine how overcrowded England is. I am very glad I do not live there

>>212592187
Mate it happened 9 years ago get over it

>>212592127
for me, it's the borderline illegality of seeing a white couple with white children in adverts. it's so painfully overt.

>>212592236
it would be against human rights to turn them away

>>212592127
>>212592279
What will you do about it, FUCK ALL OTHER THAN WAIL ON 4CHAN yeah?

>>212592270
got told about 4chan in 2006 at the innocent young age of 14
i never stood a chance

alri lads

flip

>>212592236
mental that even if you suggest a completely moderate change to this system you'll be branded a far right neo nazi

>>212592236
I wonder if a boat filled with Afrikaners fleeing an actual genocide would be welcomed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B83bbDO9Qs&t=687s
mental begging poses in nz
(although I've seen this in London too)

we have to provide poo and shelter for the boats and oppose racial discrimination

>>212592280
I don’t think so but I’m not British so I respect your values

The only small boats I'm interested in are the ones that brought our boys back from Dunkirk

>>212592305
'dam

>>212592302
did you play world of warcraft perchance?

>>212592236
yeah, especially when we spend £54bn a year on defence which is suppose to stop any old cunt from waltzing in

>>212592270
when i was 10, a girl on holiday told me she loved me. i avoided her for the last 6 days of the holiday. then when i was 15, a girl begged me to be her first everything. i did not, because she wore glasses (i did too). then when i was in uni, a girl there told me she had been dreaming of kissing, shagging and marrying me for the entirety of first year ever since we met. i did not marry her either. root cause: autism and anxiety, i reckon.

If you ever open snapchat maps and click a random location, at ANY point in the day there will be a story from the brown biomass listening to their foreign music loudly in public. Get them ground up

>>212592320
>I’m not British
>tf
course you are mate!

>>212592300
How's the weather in Cheltenham

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M A DINOSAUR

>>212592270
dadberg use to abuse me relentlessly as a kid and I've never got over it

>>212592155
you saw NOTHING

>>212592340
>i did not, because she wore glasses (i did too)
you just sound unpleasant not anxious

Im laughing at the countries that dont have people turning up in boats because theyre not going to have the economic boom that we will have thanks to hardworking refugees and migrants doing the jobs that we dont want to do and introducing new foods

Get him ______
Get him ___
Get him ______

>i did not, because she wore glasses (i did too).
Howl

>>212592332
no, didn't even get into runescape that much

I’d sniff up Emma Watson’s farts.

>>212592279
been seen more recently but theyre still a minority in ads. it's mental though, airbnb ads where a multiracial friend group of middle aged women (this does not happen) rent a small hamlet in the cotswolds and start throwing their arms up and dancing like they're having seizures while trap plays in the back
>>212592300
like talking about it gives me hope itll be stopped

>>212592311
There was a Yank church that had been helping refugees move their for years
Recently they were made to help some Afrikaners and instead just shut down the whole programme
They genuinely preferred to blow the whole thing up than help like a dozen white people

>>212592387
idk how you even spent ur time now honestly

wow addicts represent that era now ngl

>>212592378
Speccy twat, are you?

>>212592380
Wanked
Wanked
Wanked

>>212592380
>muh colonialism
if they don't want to live under british rule then why are they moving to britain?

what if a boat but under water

>>212592375
…

>>212592424
i tried to get into wow twice with two separate physical copies of the game (one bought, one borrowed) and both gave me that one .dll error that happened sometimes and so i never got into it. i cannot even imagine the state of me if i'd managed to get it working.

get the trannies wanked and sucked

>>212592311
arent the antipodes absolutely stuffed full of white africans

>>212592458
it would sink though

>>212592424
i had a gamecube and my friends would come around to play

Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants wanked

>>212592428
if i wear glasses, i'm not going to reject someone because they wear glasses too

>>212592487
makes sense

>>212592503
>>212592503
>>212592503

are brave dragonesses are battering the french and serving them with chips lads

might move to New Zealand and get on the ice

Talked the mrs into getting on the bits, got 3 pills under me bollocks yes lads

Just found out you can use biomass for fuel