Thread 212592503

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poo

big toblerone down the hatch, diet start now

Well Rorke it's all well and good saying "Grind the biomass up into fuel" But how can we actually do this? We need to budget it. We need real, tangible plans.

my roommates laptop

>>212592503 (OP)
a very rude edition to post on argentinian independence day

tobylerone

they MUST be wanked

tobylerone

this person is a school teacher btw

they MUST be wanked

I am a 34 skinnyfat with a 40" belly.
I haven't cycled today because 3 days in a row of 15 miles might be too much.
Considering pushups but I did some last night

>>212592561
Alri Danny Elfman

>>212592571
Well our ownership of the Falklands predates Argentenian independence

>>212592590
Tobias!!!!!!!!!!!!

was proper horrible to my last gf but im being nice to this one

>>212592615
Shit gimmick

and in the darkness wank them

they MUST be housed
they MUST be fed
they MUST be wanked

>>212592561
think you should probably get to a safe place as soon as possible and call the police

>>212592597
looks like a roald dahl villain

>>212592635
It's not a gimmick. Are you baiting me to post pictures of my progress for proof?

tuna paste bake in the microwave get in de lads x

Certain man

Once saw an old man fall over on concrete, I laughed instead of offering to help

typa shi i been on

only fruit for me from now on

>>212592663
can see my office window in this pic lol

Get the tasha script done

>>212592663
Mad how GCHQ is just plonked in the middle of some new builds

>>212592651
scromting

England:
Area
>130,278 sq km
Population
>57,106,398

New Zealand:
Area
>268,021 sq km
Population
>5,200,000

Omdss

so kino seeing mbop get justed like this

Was forced into a teams call with the toil troon and HE (wnbaw) had the usual gay flag along with the tranny flag in the background, I swear do people troon out and immediately buy them? it's like a child deciding a tv show is now their favourite and filling their walls with posters of it

>>212592707
can you please make sure /brit/ isn't banned?

just learnt roald dahl was antisemetic

>>212592692
Need this turned into housing for Somalis pronto

CATS FOOT
IRON CLAW

>>212592705
am gonna shoot and kill the prime minister when he's in public
also gonna blow up government buildings

Bought a white noise machine for my newly purchased first home

>>212592503 (OP)
give it back mfkrz

>>212592663
>>212592707
rorke tunneling under there from his mum's newbuild celler/smelly bedroom

get every single one of them in

>>212592746
remember this. think it was brentford v wolves last season

>>212592721
Been on the ol' diet me

>>212592762
ofcom glowie

>>212592762
um

>>212592756
INNOCENTS RAPED

>>212592769
bought a woman? haha x

>>212592745
meant for >>212592705

Ummmmmmm
Ummmmm
Ummmmmmmmm
Ummmmmmmm

>>212592719
england is the north island of the UK

>>212592692
new builds paved over every inch
housed with wogs

*stands outside the thread smoking a cigar in a cool jacket*
ho! leftypol! your mums a fat slagggg
*walks away*

there's a philosophical argument to be made for anonymous chat
disagree or agree?

love a good wog

>>212592800
why was ghcqlad's post deleted?

>>212592762
toby ffs take your meds

>>212592784
Need to do the same getting a proper gut just love chips and chocolate and sweets too much

>>212592762
damn, that's a bit based

Brian Limmy

>>212592278
I didn't randomly bring it up in the thread with nobody mentioning crime first. That other guy just randomly posted a crime from 2017 out of the blue. That's the difference.

>>212592692
Massive council blocks as far as the eye can see needed here, kebab shops and the usual American chains on the ground floor too

kurva anyátok

>>212592850
GOTTA TAKE A LITTLE TIME

Brian Ummy

>>212592762
toby...?

>>212592864
edizione picolissimo

fake mousey

u,
m

>>212592851
Mate get over it

had no idea kim petras was a troon until my bent friend informed me

>>212592850
Psycho cuck

I would like it to be clear that I do not condone what that anon said
It is clear from my post history that I do not associate with that kind of behaviour or threatening language

>>212592762
um no

massively craving a cock in my mouth it’s actually mental how badly i need it

>>212592897
What did you do, forget to circumcise your child? Post something bad about Israel?

>>212592903
uk looks like a third world shithole why are we so unkempt

>>212592898
You're genuinely thick

business idea: one million trellick towers filled to the brim with immies in need of feeding and wanking

>>212592925
...yupp

mate from uni works at gchq meanwhile i still live in my smelly childhood bedroom wanking up to 3 times daily

What's the number for Prevent?
I have a hamiltonian nettlepisser to advise them on.

>>212592944
Mate you can't still be going on about this it happened NINE years ago

when did "sex change" become "sex reassignment surgery" and then "gender-affirming surgery"?

>>212592957
he’s probably doing the same as you tbf, browsing /brit/

>>212592969
men getting hair transplants and taking test is gender affirming care

>>212592953
those bridge thingos must be an absolute mecca for the local pigeons

fishe

>>212592969
when PC went mad

>>212592991
alri james, still speak to sarah or ian?

>>212592991
she but yh probably

>>212592957
what was he like? glowies typically recruit evil posh cunts

>>212592957
He literally just posted a few minutes ago

two guys are sitting at the table
"I'm telling you it's FRRRUUUUUUUT"
"no, it's FRUUUUUUIPT"
a waitress walks by and says "it's actually spelled fruit"
one of the guys says as she walks away "looks like she've never heard an elephant farting"

Hello GCHQ birds reading this I am NOT racist and I LOVE Israel

Challenging the licence fee enforcement officer to a wrestling match and losing because he's 8ft tall and two hundred years old

had a trans girl in my cohort first year of uni
she switched to computer science in year 2

ehehehehe

Should European peoples return to paganism?

get the natives on hormones and wearing dresses
get the migrant hordes in and raping

>>212593050
*suddenly and violently molests you*

Raise up the flag, and stand as one, together!
Our troops will march with steady, iron tread!
Though comrades fall, shot down by leftists and reaction,
They march with us in spirit to the fight!

Tears down my face as the licence fee man takes my TV again, Bradley Walsh's howling face seared into the plasma

.

>>212592966
See: >>212592851

And then go and read some books so you won't be so thick in the future

What the fuck is this piece of shit

is /brit/ a part of britain's soft power? debate this

>>212593134
we should get a drone show over an uncontacted tribe and just make it show various brads

>>212593121
there’s an entire porn genre for this

That's an Israeli, quick, ask him three questions

>>212593116
Yes. Christianity is a foreign, semitic cult of superstition. It was the Bolshevism of antiquity.

But it isn't "paganism", it's Aryan polytheism. Aryans are a sky-oriented people.

Hail the Sky Father!

I’d be interested in acquiring Emma Watson’s girl poo.

>>212593159
Why are you getting hung up on posts which happened 1 thread ago

>>212593164
soft power to who? international neet autists on an anime image board?

>>212593164
yes

between worktoil and 4chantoil i don't have any time for anything else

>>212593182
i see becoming fashy hasn't dampened your love for replying to yourself commiemong

Ossy Ozbourne

>>212593182
So I am supposed to pretend to believe in some cunt that doesnt exist because it's 'based'

>>212593216
chan culture is prominent stylle

whenever i see someone in a fairly cheap but sporty car, especially if they have a custom licence plate, i just know they're going to be an absolute wanker on the road
reckon people who drive recklessly on purpose should be killed

>>212593271
you should see how the pakis in east london drive

>>212593216
the entire internet look like how /pol/ did 10 years ago and the entire british internet looks like how /brit/ did 10 years ago, this is indisputable

are there any good subreddits? i've never used it other than to look up the odd guide for a video game here and there

>>212593271
i drive a mini cooper :)

not a single lass I've brought it up to had the faintest clue what /brit/ was

>>212593312
Porn

>>212593323
poof

>>212593312
r/blackcocks

>>212593295
Are they better drivers than blacks? My mother doesn't believe black people are capable of driving and she will unironically shout at them from her window that they should be riding a horse and cart instead.

>>212593312
i like /r/buttplug

Rorkes whip

We love Japan, don't we folks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtT9wNXZq8Y

>>212593327
mate /brit/ is meant to be a super secret club
why would women ever know about it?

old mcdonald had a barm
e-i-e-i-o
with a poo poo here and a bum bum there
here a bum, there a bum, everywhere a bum bum

>>212593358
just not funny is it

>>212593344
not him but i can honestly say that indians (and pakis and bangladeshis, whatever) are the worst drivers in the world

>>212593344
while moving or when she's stopped at a robot?

>>212593352
yes ofc

>>212593356
well I like to be a bit of a jokester to break the ice so if someone in the group wanders off I'll say to the girl "oooh he's probably... doing a poo!" and if they laugh I think they might know abouit /brit/ cos people say it here

>>212593211
I didn't bring up the case of Dylann Roof out of thin air. I didn't just make a random post saying "hey /brit/ remember when this random American killed a bunch of black people"

That's the difference between what that guy posted (randomly bringing up an old crime) and what I posted (bringing up a crime in response to his point about crime)

>>212593383
sorry to have burdened you with my foibles

>>212593254
You should worship our Aryan ancestors as gods. Ancient Romans had deep respect for their ancestors.

Sorry mate can I just get one of these
*reaches in and pinches your chubby cheeks*

>>212593386
we have one of the strictest driving standards in the world
they have some of the loosest
in some areas it’s essentially simple manuevers, can you start the car and drive for 100 yards without crashing. jeremy clarkson did a video on it. other times they simply bribe the driving agency. that’s how you get an indian driving licence

>>212593427
not much room for arse shagging in one of those

Grok turned into a Nazi yesterday and started calling itself Mecha-Hitler.

>>212593493
old news

Going to take a nap

These fit bitches brow

>>212593485
rear seats fold back it's plenty big enough

any lovely asmr girls going?

UK - the envy of the world

Sorry mate can I just get one of these
*reaches in and shags your arse*

>>212593312
r/XChangePill

Mad how blocking out unpleasant memories is probably the healthiest way to deal with trauma

>>212593511
yea it's fucked

>>212593511
>private testing
you can get it through the courts though

lush and I MEAN lush

Rape toil tonight. Cannot be arsed.

Mad how commiemong is a National Socialist now

spent my whole life talking to anonymous people on the internet award

Dad found the dragon dildo

>>212593449
>You should worship our Aryan ancestors as gods.
They dont exist lol why would i worship made up shite

>>212593598
ktimothy james byrne

>>212593598
KEK THIS IS ME

>>212593598
it's lush

>>212593596
he started doing that when the news of this site being banned dropped
not shure why

>>212593603
>i'm proud of you, son

>>212593524
Good night kot

>>212593626
He saw the light.

>>212593532
https://youtu.be/M4ZRqaE1Bts

She’s the hottest

mum walked in on me doing a gay porn dance

caberge

>>212593675
i have this image on the 'puter also

Want to vent about my life but got no-one to went to. If I share it with you lot I'd probably get bradley-quoted and then told to blog on. May need a therapist.

caberje

>>212593693
tell us mate x

Unofficial TikTok API sorted

>NEW: Sir Jake Berry, longtime champion of Levelling Up, has tonight defected from the Tories to Reform

hmm

The word cybernetics comes from an ancient Greek word for the steerman of a ship responding to the movements of the sea.

>>212593613
https://voca.ro/1lp6BuKIiC9n

might stop coming here and just schizo post to myself on twitter its not like /brit/ is good anymore although i do admit i'll miss mousenonce

anyone watching psg madrid

the commiemong gimmick was better. larpy pagan chuds aren’t interesting on 4cuck

>>212593771
no

give small boat migrants priority access passes to pop mart so they can get labubus

>>212593770
such a fag fuck off qalready

>>212593771
watching Shelbourne v Linfield

>>212593771
nah x

>>212593765
odd

Carl Benjamin. Now there’s a man of reason. Of sense.

>>212593797
shut it 190
you havent been relevent in years

>>212593805
what are you doing x

Howdy folks

>>212593832
dumb nigger
fuck off :')

>>212593836
on 4chan.org/int/brit

>>212593815
I'd vote for him

>>212593713
Dadbergs dying and trying to reconnect but he was so abusive to my mother that I cannot find the strength to forgive him.

Sargoy of Mossad

>>212593861
fuck that cunt, don't talk to him, let him die, forget about him

carl of swindon

No clue what to do with myself. Not in the mood to read. Not really into any of the videogames I've got. Rewatching DS9 and The Orville but don't feel like it.

What happened to shooters you could just drop into and play and it wasn't sweaty? CoD is garbage now. I just feel like doing mindless arcade style mutiplayer shooting like back when I played MW2 and Black Ops.

Oh it lush

thinking about what is wrong with boomers

>>212593861
how is she?

>>212593861
Fair play. l wouldnt forgive either

wish mumstein would quit smoking, i'm constantly hearing her coughing like mad and it worries me every time

>>212593675
San'Shyuum be like

>>212593927
smoking is a mugs game glad l quit

>>212593935
Aura

Kin ell I was only up there the other week

>>212593927
hope my mum has continued smoking, hope she suffers

>>212593935
A year ago already

>>212593935
scrimbling

got the pokemon card asmr on

>>212593959
could have been you!

>>212593935
A man against time.

Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Kevfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "COLD OUT COLD OUT COLD OUT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

Turns out
Little rorkey fella

it's hard to fall OUT of love with someone
anyone ever talk about this?
yeah no

shower time soon, then bed, really excited

>>212593956
I was literally here today lel

>>212594071
>really excited
that's no good for sleep

Think it would be very interesting to work in the merchant navy

lads help, i have really yellow teeth. dentist says my brushing is good and they're in good health just stained but they're really fucking yellow, can i make them white again without having to go to any professional cleaning? like do those £10 whitening toothpastes in boots or those whitening kits work?

Well, we're getting the biomass out

me and the missus

>>212594132
don't even start

here we are then the ops

>>212594080
I'm moving back to hull end of this month
all the roads still fucked in town?

>>212594130
dont buy anymore steam games and just get a professional bleaching kit
yellow teeth are the easiest thing to fix

>>212594130
Get a train ticket

>>212594161
A63 Castle Street is nearly finished lad

Annoyingly the Ouse Bridge near Goole keeps needing repair works, fucking annoying leaving town

>>212592784
>>212592721
im too fat for it to give me a graph

might buy a hat and always wear the hat and when people see me without the hat theyll be like wheres your hat

>>212594132
HH

>>212594130
desu lad, nah
you want to profesh and that's about 200-300 quid AND it will only last you about 5 years

any of those whitening strips are shilling you false hope.
If you treak tea/coffee/soda - get a straw and try and put it as far back in your mouth as you can without triggering your gag reflex.

But the £2-300 professional deal is the only thing that will have noticeable effects desu. Don't waste your time with these £15-20 miracle cheap routines. Waste of time.

give small boat migrants labubus instead of money and food and shelter

>>212594130
The powders you can buy work well since it's mostly just removing surface stains, it's noticeable, but it comes back as soon as you stop using regularly. You'll need to go to a dentist if you want something better. I'd avoid strips at all costs.

>>212594162
are there any kits you'd recommend? don't care about price just don't want to get it professionally done

>>212594216
40 me, need to kms

>>212594220
>tfw SkyNet will be NatSoc

>>212594237
the thing is i only drink water and occasionally milk. never drank fizzy drinks or coffee as a kid either, it's probably because i have the autism diet and only eat tendies and waffles

>>212594130
to compound on this >>212594241
ironically sometimes those whitening kits can fuck up your enamel and ergo make your teeth yellower in the long run (on top of causing permanent damage)

>>212594210
>is nearly finished
took long enough
every time I've driven through the last few years there's not been a single person on site working, proper wind up

>>212594237
don’t listen to this clown
my teeth were disgusting, bought some crest 3d whitening strips for £20 or something when I was 17 and it pretty much fixed them completely and they’re still fine 10 years later

>>212594268
im 188cm 25 stones
it's grim

>>212594220
ai finna kill us all

>>212592901
Ffs I've had a wank to that lad

>>212594282
>only eat tendies and waffles
sovl

>>212593327
they know, trust me

>don't spend £20 spend £300 instead
it's like i'm still on reddit

>>212594296
>Ffs I've had a wank to that lad
know what that means, eh?

leftypol brushing his teeth with dogshit

Watching footage from the first days of Barbarossa. The Soviet POWs look like they wearing rags.

>>212594282
>only drink water and occasionally milk
not even beer?
do you also go to bed at 10pm in your jammies?
grow the FUCK up

forcibly confiscate labubus from white british women and give them to small boat migrants

>>212593905
hooting

Rorke that's your 3rd curry this week mate

>>212594377
we call them cronems here

kaberge

>>212594288
t. Crest Whitening Strips salesman

this nigga wants you to waste your money OP
don't listen to his lies

>>212594345
>thing that costs more is bettererer
welcome to the real world sweetie

Quentin lurking…

I'm farting up a storm
Mummy sent me home with a quarter of her birthday cake

>>212594237
Schizo word salad holy shit
Orthos recommend at-home whitening strips

>>212594364
i don't have any friends so no why would i drink alone. luv water, milk, nuggets, tenders, roast dinners without the veg and sweets hate everything else. and yeah my mum gets my pjs ready sometimes jealous?

>>212594284
Not after one use, it's more continued use, but yeah that's why I'd avoid it. Aside from that, any type of whitening powder you can buy from a high street shop is fine and is just a mild abrasive, a bit like those toothpastes you can buy, but better, and is fine for your teeth as long as you aren't using it excessively, or so I've gathered

>>212593905
This is what is wrong with the West, retards who obsess over le religion. Christianity is unbelievably cucked.

>>212594437
living the dream mate

Get him on highest bracket pip

new soon, gonna be good

protogf signed the gf contract de lads so get in

Forked telling his mates he only eats english food when his diet actually consists of kebabs, curry and strongbows

set myself back 2 weeks of dieting in one day

>>212594356
I feel done over. its extremely not on by kim and his media empire

>>212594519
pengali

>>212594513
why do they wear these robes
don't they want to integrate?

>>212594513
get this fine gentleman a labubu

>>212594513
He would knock you spark out if you said anything to him. Which you obviously wouldn't because you're a cowardly little cunt.

>>212593907
she's fine, but she's sort of just a little depressed old lady now who wasted her life with a man who made her miserable

>>212594536
temporary will be back normal tomorrow

>>212594536
noooooo, what did you eat?

don’t like fussy eaters that eat only childish things. can’t really explain why exactly though. just hate em simple as

>>212594533
Phoneposting twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDdZ1G-Do6w


new kino from the girl who had hydrocephalus as an infant and now has a larger than usual head

>>212594563
Highly, highly doubt it

>>212594598
Shane because it were a cracking post

>>212594536
Exercise is the most important habit

>>212594580
why would i bother eating gross stuff because it's more 'mature' when i can eat yummy nuggets and chips all day

GET IT MADE

This lad has fucked me over I'm fuming

>>212594136
mad how he ruined his life for pretty much no reason

>>212594646
>>212594646
>>212594646

>>212594649
Needs a one way ticket to the gherkin

>>212594566
just hear him out

>>212594636
no it’s not lol you can do the same good for yourself calories wise by just not eating that bag of Doritos as you can doing a several hour hike

done those cunts, that's not the new hahahaa

>>212594694
Nah

>>212594668
that's not a new

>>212594548
it's ok to be gay

NEW
>>212594738
>>212594738
>>212594738