Prev >>212594547
Philosocat edition

clussy thread

I had literally just made a new

fuck

Nth for miku

>>212600468
Achievable natty?

>>212600491
It is time

>>212600497
Nth+X for pooping on all 2d girls

Jason haters
>ale
>goshpedo
>dalitleaf
>clownpedo
>4/76 trannies
Jason supporters
>Texass
>spinny
>Avery
>the silent majority
>New Vegas CHADS

Women who have done nothing wrong
>Sharon Osbourne
>Courtney Love
>Yoko Ono

>>212600502
youre gonna need a lot more chef boyardee

>>212600517
i'd bet my house that you're darker and shorter than me

>>212600469
Didn't watch the game but placed a few bets on it.
Most ballsports are just to worship niggers.

Say the P word one more time dalit

>mfw waiting on Jason to post a real AK

>>212600532
White and tall chad.
Brb while I pop a squat on your waifu.

Threads about the new Superman movie since yesterday
/co/: 4
/tv/: 327

I live in Surrey BC and some of these gurkha ass niggas are gigantic. I worked at a store that had items at an 8ft high shelf and one just picked up something off of it as it was barely above his head. Dude had to be 7'8".

Forgot to wash out the conditioner in my hair today and it was there all day

>>212600582
/tv/ has more south asian posters than /co/

>>212600582
Not surprising. /co/ is woke as fuck, and /tv/ is mostly anti-woke.

>>212600586
that was actually cum

I don't like Superman because he's a journaloid

Canadians can't own a "real" or "fake" AK or any gun with more than 3 round magazine.

>>212600635
can't help but notice you haven't posted your real AK yet. it's cool if you don't have one, I know money is tight on your end.

>>212600635
you STILL do not own a learners permit

That VEPR costs more than your car.

why the FUCK is youtube pushing sunday ticket for NFL games in fucking july

successfully upset Jason again award

reminder that homosexuals like jason are highly overrepresented among child molesters

don't believe me? well look at all the statistics and research confirming it...

>>212600635
It's 5 for the ARs, but the way the laws are, some guns can be unlimited. Canadian gun laws make no fucking sense.

My car was $7000.

>>212600727
youre literally a pedophile

>>212600727
the front of the firetruck

Look at that, a dalit and an indio pedophile.

whats something i can eat that will cure my constipation

just finished my beer and burger. feeling slightly drunk but a beer and burger is very american and I love our culture :)

>>212600704
Preseason starts in 3 weeks

>>212600764
prunes

>>212600739
I own 4 cars and the cheapest one was $30,000. Jason is fuming because he rides the bus lmao.

>>212600764
poop

>>212600472 (OP)
good OP and prev

>>212600769
>preseason

>>212600736
it's actually 10 for LAR mags and any other pistol mags, rimfires are unlimited as are semi autos

>>212600764
Take magnesium!

god help me I hate summer so much

>>212600764
Colloidal silver.

>>212600778
I'm gonna build a factory five once I get my American citizenship

got charged full price for something that was supposed to be on sale but didn't say anything award

>>212600818
beta shit.

i know the grand total before the cashier rings it up and if it doesn't match up i call her out on her shit.

>>212600809
Still better than being 15 or below

>>212600604
Is it woke?

>>212600832
based

>>212600809
rookie numbers
i live in arizona it's horrible

is it possible Jason doesn't own any guns, they just belong to his stepdad? i wonder...

>>212600809
>>212600861

if people aren't literally dying it's not THAT hot.

made mango habanero sauce award

cringe

>>212600899
Holy shit

>>212600861
yah but you get monsoon moisture. it hasn't rained here in 3 months

>>212600899
Wow I forgot all about the Epstein client list now!

The cutest cat doesn't even come close to the cutest dog. Dogs are just plain superior.

>>212600953
*pees on your couch*

>>212600863
Have we ever seen him using them? My bet they're plastic.

>>212600953

>>212600899
This is just embarrassing

>>212600899
Remember when they said that they had Epstein's list and then like a day later said there was no list?
I FUCKING REMEMBER

Ummmmmmmmm Manbros? Our response????

What are some faux pas in the Americas that would get me branded as zesty or a fag? Asking here because I am a sperg and also because I don't think our model or masculinity isn't neutered or norwooded. Trying to fix that shortcoming.

>>212600899
fk on suicide watch

>>212600953
Trvke also my dogberg mogs

>>212600963
it's funny and cute if a dog does it. it's disgusting and costs you an entire couch if a cat does it.

>>212600968
ca-ute doggo

>>212600985
stop being antisemitic.

>>212600968
el perro stretchy

>>212600985
Epstein and Trump were already self-declared friends, Trump already totally shut down releasing Epstein files during his candidacy and the entire suicide/murder/whatever happened during his first presidency. Not to mention all the #MeToo allegations hes had with literal children including at least one Epstein kid.
Nobody but nobody REALLY expected him to release any Epstein files.
Educational polarization is bad but not THAT bad.

>>212601014
based dogberg, is he a collie? he has a mischievous collie face.

>>212600996
Prolonged touching on other men, to be safe don't touch other men period, if he initiates then keep it brief.

>>212601034
It's a German Shephard

>>212600989
Go swimming with dolphins, 100% chance of rape.

>>212601053
yeah, for the dolphin.

get me summadat Dussy.

>>212600989
women control the world and recognising this fact makes one an outcast and a sexual terrorist

>>212600996
I see your flag and I gotta tell you man if you're under 6' tall I just assume you're gay

i won't stand for any misogyny or incel bullsh*t in this general. we respect women here. period.

>>212601053
Disagree I know people who gone swimming with dolphins nad NOT been raped, you really think swimming with dolphins (including men and little kids etc) would be a thing if every single person got raped from it?

But yes, dolphins are one of the very few species that has sex for pleasure. Along with humans/bonobos/etc and lions. Nobody goes swimming with lions or bonobos but if they did they'd have the same bad rap as dolphins aka pervert.

Chicken is in the oven.

>>212600809
wear sunscreen so you don't look 50 in your 30s

I'm racist and sexist online for fun but I respect all peoples.

>>212600996
Philipinos are some of the most well-adjusted and outgoing immigrants I know. Just speak English well and you’ll fit in anywhere

>>212601107
that will change if you leave your house and interact with people IRL.

>>212601049
German Sheppard's are very based.

>>212601066
saar, NO!
>>212601091
Your friends are ugly af

>>212601135
>>212601049

>>212601123
I leave the house everyday for college and work thoughbeit

but my lord there is no such force

>>212601152
then you should be extremely racist and sexist, you're doing something wrong.

thinking of changing all the lightbulbs in my house to red bulbs so i have ultimate nightvision 24/7

>>212601180
I interact with Chinese people on a daily basis at work and at college. My secret is quite simple, I accept each individual as their own unique personage. Just like I accept that you're retarded but not representative of all leafs.

>>212601217
This would turn you schizo

text the girl at noon and she hasnt responded yet. should I start looking for someone else anons? no one's fucking busy for 9hrs straight

>>212601250
Ughhh women amirite

12 minutes still my chicken and potatos are done.

Out of bacon bits.

>>212601220
This is a mistake, you will surely pay the price for it at some point. Generalizing is the thinking man's mode of survival. Bein empathetic and and tolerant is how your country is taken over from within and a good boy manages to break a brick over your head.

>>212601263
obv she responds within a minute mostly but every now and then she just doesnt. this drives me up the fucking wall

>>212601250
ngl you sound like the woman in this situation. i barely look at my phone and people routinely try to chastise me for it. i literally told a girl she's lucky if i see my phone between friday night and monday morning. eventually she just accepted it and would call me so it would ring and we'd just talk on the phone like normal people.

stop texting that's faggot shit.

>>212601267
Based on our conversation I would never want to meet you. That doesn't mean I would swear off meeting Canadians because I had the misfortune of communicating with you.

damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J71Mbql5xA

>>212601287
sometimes I just get lonely anon. today was one of those days :(
But you are right, I'll stop looking at my phone that much. but her texts kinda make my day...

>>212601328
You would be captured by my steely gaze; unable to escape it's tractor-beam like power. I would steadily draw you in with just a look, before blowing your mind with incredibly facts that would change your life forever - for the better.

>>212601217
>>212601224

I had a classmate named AJ and the joke was it stood for ass jammer

>>212601348
texting someone every minute back and forth is exhausting. eventually someone needs to stop and do other shit. the idea that everyone is constantly available, on demand, within a minute, is insane.

if you like her that much, you should want to talk to her and hear her voice and her laugh. pick up the phone and call her. texting is soy boy shit.

why does panda only open if I come in from one of the my old urls? the extension is working because it has all my saved doujins but I cant fucking access the front page

MURDER

>>212601353
I'm from the deep chud. There's not a single thing you could say that I haven't heard before.

>>212601376
we exchange like 5-10 texts a day, mostly just before sleeping. sometimes I send her random texts when something happens and she does the same.

> pick up the phone and call her.
her friend is at her place. i dont wanna disturb her tbf, but I will def start doing it

>>212600522
How about Courtney Loaf and she’s a cat

>>212600736
Canadian gun rules are an utterly insane Byzantine nightmare that basically makes it legal for high IQ white people to own guns but no one else. Would be based if they would stop tightening the noose

>>212601420
If this were true, you'd be the most racist man alive.

boom bye bye in a batty boy head

When did everyone in commercials get so average looking?

>>212601432
>why isn't she replying to me constantly
>her friend is over

maybe she's busy hanging with chad and swallowing his load?

>>212601468
You became racist from looking at posts online and it's very obvious and embarassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB0h2lbHtPg

Baking franks chicken socks, but momberg complains if I fry it because it makes spicy smoke or something.

>>212601462
>that basically makes it legal for high IQ white people to own guns but no one else. Would be based if they would stop tightening the noose
Hello, foreign agent. Canadians are able to own guns just by following the steps listed here https://www.howtogetagun.ca/
Merely telling you: you are ignorant. Not saying I’m happy with the handgun/rifle bans in Canada.

>>212601515
sucks*

>>212601515
Just put the franks on after you fry

>>212601515
Rape correction is required
Give her the franks pink sock

The board fucking died after the hack, I feel like I’m walking through a severely depopulated city

any canadian twink boys ITT? I have some questions

You ever feel like you're becoming a gross old creepy freak bastard

>>212601471
RUDE BOY NO PROMOTE NO NASTY MAN DEM HAFFI DEAD

>>212601491
Spoken like a man who has never had to deal with +1,000 jeets IRL.

I've seen (and smelled) things you wouldn't believe.

I AM THE ONE DON'T NEED THE ONE
DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT

>>212601542
Good riddance fuck outer /int/

>>212601556
>no longer gross young creepy freak bastard
mfw

>>212601483
its a she tho and she made me meet her two days back

>>212601525
That'd be better than baked, but still worse than frying in franks.

I could have been an amazing twink but I pissed my prime twink years away

>>212601621
Twink is a slur

>>212601617
what is franks

>>212601629
Not for a fat gay young virgin or an ogre. For some it is aspirational

>>212601604
This will be me soon minus the six pack

Sometimes I think about just how many people 8 billion truly is.
I can barely think about one thousand individual people, let alone 8 billion

>>212601643
Nice, i like the tonsure look

>>212601650
calling indians people is quite generous of you

>>212601629
it's a psyop. The idea that any young man who is slender and dresses decent is a twink is homo propaganda
some people just naturally have a different frame it doesn't have anything to do with sexual orientation

>>212601617
Reduce the franks on the stove to thicken it and don’t burn it, should be similar result of thicker sauce on the fried chicken
>>212601638
Franks red hot.

>>212601638

>>212601462
>makes it legal for high IQ white people to own guns but no one else
Based.

All I ask for is a nice set of toes to suck on

>>212601673
It only tastes good if you blacken the pan.

>>212601638
Tabasco sauce for poor people

Regular Frank's is so inferior to the extra hot version, they should just take it off the shelf honestly

and i think to myself
what a wonderful world

anyone want to vc

Getting one word texts back from girls is worse than outright rejection
basically trying to passivelly tell you to fuck off and stop texting them

>>212601712
satchmo was a national treasure

>>212601699
regular Franks is specifically formulated and marketed for midwits who enjoy NASCAR and Wheel of Fortune. it tastes like vinegar and bloody piss, pure shit taste.

How do we solve overpopulation without nukes

>>212601722
That one Stonetoss comic about this was pretty funny

>>212601650
Most of those 8 billion are NPCs that can't form images in their head and don't have an inner monolog

>>212601729
We already have. Birth rates are collapsing, abortions are happening, hundreds of contraceptive options are used.

>>212601742

>That one Stonetoss comic about this was pretty funny

>>212601729
A global plague like covid but real, maybe engineered to target Indians specifically but an indiscriminate killer is fine too.

Fish sauce is fucking goated

>>212601715
yeah add me on discord, spinster420

>>212601722
Better than ghosting... marginally...

>>212601772
>not realizing that indians are actually the plague

>>212601729
Education
Educated people don't have children nearly as much as brainless plebs

>>212601772
Well sense trump is president, and Covid happened during his last term. That means the next pandemic will be in a few years

The earth is full, we need a bunch of people to die... not me though

>>212601790
added

Christopher Reeve was the last good Superman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBzzdlpISFg

I'm in bed(10pm)

Gonna read isekai I guess.

>>212601769
Some of his stuff is good

>>212601809
Henry Cavill*

>>212601823
read this one https://vymanga.com/manga/tsuyokute-new-saga_

>>212601803
Same, I want to experience the empty cities

>>212601809
Tim Daly

kinda want to play FF9 even though I havent finished 5
or 7
or 8
or X
or 12

>>212601799
>Educated people don't have children nearly as much as brainless plebs
Which means the future will be dominated by brainless plebs
arguably for the good of long term civilization we actually should reverse that and hardcore discourage poor and unedcuated from breeding, and shower high IQs with tons of rewards for breeding

Just bought a 24 karat gold la bew bew

>>212601888
You'd have to rule over a dystopian dictatorship to enforce this

>>212601841
That's not isekai and I don't like manga.

>>212601888
>Which means the future will be dominated by brainless plebs
Only until society collapses, then the problem corrects itself, when they're too stupid to survive.

Jasonberg needs a step father and I’m the father that will step up

>the white house IG page reposted this
lmao

any chudcels wanna play helldivers 2 sometime

I think America would be less volatile if there more political parties and the powers of the executive branch were largely shifted to congress

>>212601925
I do

except I have to tuck in early for toil tomorrow

>>212601901
Just tax the cretons for each extra kid they have
and give high IQ a bunch of extra tax breaks for each kid

>>212601922
Based

gonna try an extra small shirt or ill have to start getting my shirts professionally hemmed being a manlet is tough

>>212601939
the same congress that gave a 25 minute standing ovation to bibi when he came to demand more money for drone striking red cross stations?

>>212601945
Just remove the social safety net for dumbs and poors.

Having someone like jason as a son must be a nightmare. The levels of disappointment must be a world record.

I'm gonna pick this back up. I soft dropped it when the MC fought street thugs at 8 years old, but it was kinda incest coded and I want to see where that goes.

>>212601955
There is a whole world of large kids clothes now duder.

>>212601966
thats why his daddy left him as soon as he saw that little shit fly out of his moms coochie he knew had a fuck up on his hands

Not hungry but didn't really have dinner

>>212601966
He has no father his mom's a whore

Holy shit I need to get a gf NOW

>>212601974
The coding in question

>>212601964
Like the Victorians tried?

>it was kinda incest coded and I want to see where that goes.

>>212601978
point to me where i can find them and most kids clothes looks obviously childish

>>212602017
target
tj maxx
ross

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsjayesco/video/7524892997494885646

i have 2 bumps on my forehead from falling so much as a child i have to grow out my bangs to hide them

>>212602041
I have a horizontal cut on the top of my nose coz my retard dad's motorcycle fell on my face when I was 1

>>212602049
cute

>>212602041
Oh so that's why you're such a retard

>>212602027
I dont know i feel like im close to solving my clothing issues now i just need to get the money to get these bitches hemmed the nightmare is almost over

>>212602061
I will get a rhinoplasty one day

>Oh so that's why you're such a retard

Pro tip buy extra large clothes and then just get fatter to fit the size
Seems to work well for me

>>212602097
not cute i like your schnoz bro

also the cut is like an inch long. i had to get stitches

Seems like all the Brazilian /cum/-posters are gone since Trump imposed the new tariffs on their country.

>>212602079
done him

>>212602122
good fuck them

tryin to get down but i'm movin up

>>212602103
did you get winded typing this out, fatty fat fatty?

>>212602123
no he didnt

>*sob* n-no he didnt

hello

gayson is going incognito mode not posting his shitty anime images what a bitch

>>212602159
me 6th row 10th one on the left

>>212602143
He did.

>>212602122
but he was just here
him and spinster are chatting on discord now

>>212602159
Canada, if we were turned into penguins.

>>212602169
Spinster blocked me on Discord because I kept asking for feet pics.

fat guys in chat

>>212602157
hahaha get his ass

A rude post in another thread hurt my feelings today

guess im not getting force unleashed or dead space

>>212602189
they should lose some pounds!!!!

>>212602194
one time i bullied jason so hard he started crying and ran to another board to cry about but they just bullied him there as well

>>212602194

Discord users gtfo
/cum/ is for unhinged chuds like myself that use no social media
leave NOW

>>212602195
refer to >>212602211

>>212602194
/cum/ has been rude lately

remember when jason ran away when godtthew came back for 1 night? what a pussy

I suspect one of my former classmates browses /int/ or at least 4chan

>>212602194
I would upperdeck your toilet, with the nastiest diarrhea dump possible.

>>212602226
/cum/ has been coaching my dating

>>212602230
we should invite him back

>>212602238
I know a guy at work that browses /k/ at his desk

>>212602240
I posted this like 2 or 3 days ago, the least you could've done was give it a (you)

>>212602248
hell no

they linked up

need it, or keep it?

>>212602266
Yjk...

>>212602252
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

>>212602266
nick looks like a gay rat

>>212602266
yawn
hit me up when destiny starts dunking on these chuds (again)

>>212602284
hit me up when destiny starts sucking on these chuds (again)

imitation is the least sincerest form of flattery

>>212602278
more like insecere

i want to die

>>212602238
upperdecker diarrhea would jut come through the flapper valve. you wanna drop a big moist LOG in there so it gums up the works all sticky like

>>212602305
Is that what's supposed to happen? I didn't know.

>>212602281
well he is gay

>>212602299
i dunno what to tell you, you've now gotten twice the (You)s. quite the return on the initial investment

As a Latino US citizen, should I walk around with my passport in case I encounter ICE?

>>212602301
i want to kill you

>>212602278
literally the opposite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM89Cx3GQJg

>>212602337
you think a passport will stop their 5.56 rounds?

Where's the anon who posts comic pages?

>>212602337
>Yo es Americano holmes dis is por mi familia you dig ese! Dis es por mi raza holmes!
Say this with a bandana on while wearing jorts
he'll respect your street cred

>>212602337
Self deport before they start going after fraudulent birthright citizens

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!

>>212602378

if you are going to be deporting any hot black kweenz pls lmk i still need a hot bratty black gf

>>212602429
You need to visit the Dominican republic

whats your 'vice', /cum/mies? for me, its sour gummy worms

grab your cock and squeeze it as hard as you can

>>212602429
yaaass queen slaaaay

>>212602401
I had that toy car when I was a kid. It had a piece of plastic web on the hood that moved forward when you pressed spidy's head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zC-QYFK7Ro

>>212602446
I'll give your cock a Indian burn

>>212602266
He looks so old

I wish I had an older sister so I could talk to her about shit

>>212602471
He's 84

>>212602392
heck no dude im american

>>212602475
This but for fondling her breasts and sexxing her

>>212602475
Why an older sister in particular

I'm extremely good at customer service because I'm not a psychopathic normie. I constantly get high praises at all my jobs for being the nicest/most helpful/etc. I'm in a call center now and an absolutely massive number of people request to only work with me going forward because I'm the first person who actually helped them.

The funny thing is I fucking hate customer service. A lot. It's not even difficult literally just being patient and having basic empathy is all it takes but I've noticed over the years most people's egos are way too huge.

I wanna die

Should I make some maruchan ramen with an egg and Doritos or go to jack in the box?

>>212602525
being good at being a wagie is probably the worst thing ever. it's not something in which you should take pride.

>>212602533
>an egg and Doritos

>>212602508
a sister would be better to talk to obv. I have an incel brother and I dont get along with him at all. Older because she'll be more mature. I am the oldest

>>212602475
I have an older sister she's really cool and has awesome hobbies. She's the best. For example she won a ps4 from getting 1st place in a smash bros tournament and gave it to us. She got me a Nintendo switch for one birthday and a 3D printer for my next one. She's also made all these awesome redstone contraptions in minecraft and she's into astronomy and programming.

I feel bad for people with lame sisters or sisters that are really basic.

>>212602534
This is cope

>>212602534
>it's not something in which you should take pride.
I don't. At all. Every day I dream of jumping off a tall building or in front of a train or driving my car as fast as possible into a concrete barrier.

>>212602546
Why not an older, non incel brother

>>212602525
You just have low self worth so you take all of the shit customers give without pushing back

>>212602546
What if she were a femcel or Stacy
>>212602545
Answer me fuck boy

my older sister used to make me rub her feet

>>212602590
You don't have a sister.

>>212602579
you wont get hired for customer service if you cant a) absorb vocal abuse and b) do nothing in retaliation

>>212602558
ok faggot
>>212602572
based. this is the right attitude to have. not like the guy above you that is a wageslave cuckold bitch.

>>212602598
that's why i stick to the back of house

>>212602590
What do you think she would have done if you started sucking her toes

>>212602589
I think you shouldnt be allowed within 500 ft of food or a kitchen

>>212602590
Hot

>>212602556
ikr older sisters are def cool

>>212602576
i feel like that's impossible given my retarded dad and mental mom

>>212602589
i dont mind femcel, but stacy sister would be much worse imo

>>212600489
>>212600489
recycle>>212600489

>>212602599
>being able to move up in the world and provide for your family makes you a cuckold!!!
The modern canadian man is buck broken beyond belief

>>212602558
No he's right. Especially since I'm in fucking customer service. It's one thing to be proud of an actual skill like welding or plumbing or creating code or whatever. There's absolutely no pride in just talking at people all day.

>>212602579
>so you take all of the shit customers give without pushing back
I don't really get any shit from customers because I'm not an asshole. Seriously even the angriest people will yell and curse then when they talk to me they calm down. I see coworkers try arguing and getting all combative all the time but it's literally pointless. Why would I care? I literally get paid the same wage no matter what. I hate the company just as much if not more than whatever angry customer I'm talking to does. You're right, it was fucked up that they charged you xyz for this. Have a refund and a nice day.

I will never understand people getting all defensive of a fucking corporation yet I see it constantly. Basically the majority of people in these jobs have a sort of "us versus the customer" attitude which colors every interaction they have and tends towards friction and hostility on both sides.

I am just here to get a paycheck and I know how to not be a miserable drain on others. You don't even have to be pleasant, just don't be actively unpleasant to deal with. Somehow this simple principle filters like 75% of people.