Euro hours are the worst

>>212603978 (OP)
I krautpologize

>>212603978 (OP)
europeans don't look like that

>>212604033
I krautpologize

>>212603978 (OP)
We're barely up yet. It's 6 in the morning

>>212604033
This. That's way too white.

>>212604031
>>212604052
i krautcept your krautpology on behalf of both the US and Israel
be free

>>212604071
>both the US and Israel
Imagine forming an alliance
Germany, USA, Israel
Maybe even becoming one country
>Burgerisraelmany

>>212604098
Imagine the kino weapons we'd make

>>212604098
plap plap plap
become a state
plap plap plap
get statehood
>>212604132
Der Plutoniumwerfer

>>212604132
weapons scare me so much
why can't they shoot cheesecake instead of bullets

>>212604194
>shoot deer with cheesecake
>now have TWO less food
German engineering has lost the plot

Redditor thread

>>212604213
>shoot deer with cheesecake
>deer eats cake and fattens up
>now feeds 10 people instead of 5
germany has just solved world hunger

>>212604248
>gets fatter and needs more maintenance calories
>dies of starvation in winter
it's OVER

>>212604320
i'm out of arguments but i still believe i won
flawless victory

>>212604419
i krautkneel

>>212604419
ain’t nothing gon happen if you don’t believe in it first and thats the truth

>>212603978 (OP)
Euro hours aren't for another 4 hours, newfag.

>>212604098
No. You're stuck with us forever. Fuck you by the way.

>>212604458
>>212604497
sex

>>212604682
>Croissantburgerisraelmany
FIXED

>>212604701
Wtf, did I just get annexed...

>>212604764
plap plap plap
get statehood, get statehood
i don't know why she still has the german eagle

>>212604873
Noooo i don't want to be turned into aislop :(

>>212604764
annexed is such an ugly word
you got kraut'd
i'm so happy for you

>>212604971
feels oddly familiar