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>>212600489
Opium dens were probably chill af
incels are not welcome in /cum/
yikes
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uhh.. why is america so trans?
I like reading Kafka cause he was a sexually frustrated loser freak just like me
How come the immigrants arenโt being deported like lhomme orange promised
Starting a minecraft world at 1:15am on a Thursday while drinking milk.
>>212604650do you have a fur fetish like he did?
ayo this nigga ahhhhh
readin a book
should I crack open a brewski? canadians decide.
>>212604654Nothing ever happens
>>212604656who bought the milk
>>212604664yes
spiritually i am canadian
Short anon are you still here
How did you used to be worse
I'm drunk and Momberg got me McDonald's GOD BLESS MOMBERG
>>212604702>MombergStop talking like a retarded limey
>>212604654but redditors have been telling me that there is a literal GENOCIDE going on right now
>>212604702damn thats dope
she ordered it to your house?
Rule of law is freaking dumb
Police should be able to walk up to me and just have my hands chopped off on a whim
That shit is so good
>>212604728No she got it on her way home from work.
>>21260465470k people have been deported though
>>212604735Iran has deported a million people this year
I'm posting from bed crazy innit?
>>212604733crazy she would stop by and deliver you mcdonalds
bless her heart
this maho fights for justice
>>212604733how old are you?
what's annoying about /int/ is that you can't have a nuanced discussion about history, politics, or culture because everyone here is so obsessed with race and ethnicity that it becomes the focal point of any conversation
>>212604735That's.... Really low
some poor canadian mother is getting her drunk son macdonalds while sudheer down the street is fucking linda roy, age 22, from windsor.
>>212604760This is something niggers say to distract from their niggerness
Nice try
>>212604760everything goes back to the fact that race is the issue and nearly all the problems stem from their being nons in White countries.
>>212604760and god forbid you try making a thread on /his/ that isnt about hitler, WW2 or god
heh, with manga you actually start with the last page and read to the front.
>>212604760shut up spinny
>>212604729yep that sounds pretty cool
>>212604790what the heck chat is this true
>>212604777>Come to brown continent >Be frustrated that there's brown people
reminder anime is for faggots
Elementary my dear Watson
anime is based and YOURE a faggot
>>212604799Imagine getting paid to be the royal beheader in Saudi Arabia
Dream job
>>212604835no cool person has been into japanese cartoons
The only reason why the system snapped down on racism so hard within a few decades was because it needed to in order to keep things running smoothly. With more and more industrialization different people of different ethnicities, religions, etc interact with each other regularly. Racism, xenophobia, and general religious intolerance would only hinder the system at the point.
uhh I mean it's the jews plot to destroy all white pipo for some reason
Anime is subject to Sturgeon's law like anything else
>>212604840ye likes akira and robin williams liked evangelion
>>212604654I knew something was up when Ted Cruz was wailing about the twenty something thousand felons that got in during Biden's reign. they're only going after the worst violent offenders
Karl Marx invented capitalism
>>212604847law? I just want to fish, for god's sake!
literally every tranny likes anime and has manga and figurines and shit
I have been cucked multiple times but every time it was a white guy (Im white as well)
>>212604835trvke
met my gf because we both like yuri anime (we're lesbians btw)
Race is the single most important aspect of human existence.
>>212604867Trannies like bad anime
>>212604882What is she doing and why is she doing it in public
>>212604882you would think that seeing as your only achievement in life is being born white
Just gooned to gay interracial porn
>>212604909still straighter than anime watchers
>>212604902She's a musician, she's posing for a magazine photoshoot.
>>212604888Actually trannies like good anime sometimes but for the wrong reasons
Like they're grown ass men self inserting as the princesses and sheeit
>>212604923calling jason a grown man is quite the stretch
Bros
Nothing is entertaining to me anymore
>>212604654They just passed a bill to double ICE agent personnel to 20000, increase support resources and staffing, build more detention facilities, and complete the border wall. Give it a little time. There's literally going to be a small army who's sole purpose is to hit the 3000/day deportation number.
>>212604939am currently stoned watching moistcritikal play resident evil
i saw a jeet today. he smelled pretty bad.
>>212604960shoulda told him to fuck off back home
I'm drunk and couldn't finish the massive amount of McDonald's momberg bought for me
Might order a dozen donuts
>>212604978you let momberg down
Intelligence and personality are both upward of 80% heritable.
>>212604953Should be 15k/day at least
>>212604960Want to hear something crazy? If the entire population of our North American countries were replaced with jeets, there'd still be about 1 billion Indians still left in India.
>>212604994unfortunately youre retarded and have the personality of a gay degenerate manchild
Made a really funny joke last thread that should've set the whole general laughing but I got nary a single (you)
>>212604998Google it, I'm not your mom.
>>212605034Deepseek said you're wrong and it's actually about 30-60%, and it diminishes with age
>>212605006There'd need to be even more staffing for that. 3000/day will net about 1 million deportations per year, add in self-deportations of which there have already been 1 million, then you are hitting 2 million per year. With the cut to benefits for illegals, and their families, you'll get even more self-deportations. I think we're going to hit 10-15 million gone by the end of this term. If we can keep the policies going into a few more Presidential terms, then we can easily hit a 50 million non-White removal number. If we change our immigration policies to take in Whites from around the world primarily, then we can replace that number with Whites, and hit 78%+ White again within a decade or two.
>>212604656Give me your Minecraft seed and version, and give me your first spawn coords or where you build your first base or the village you first go to.
I will play along with you.
taking my mid-goon break
nice to spend an evening goon sesh with my /cum/ bros
>>212604994you should try a hard reroll then
>>212605041Deepseek is wrong. IQ is 80% heritable by late teens.
>>212604871why do they do it?
>>212605047yeah thanks for joining us
>>212605031It was a reply to a post about the state of the world and it involved asking your sister for a kiss and PMS
>>212605047If I send you pics to goon to, are you contractually forced to goon to them
I don't know how gooners work
>>212605044I'm playing heavily modded 1.20.1 fabric
>>212605047you are welcome
What is the difference between gooning and just regular masturbation
I really don't care what "gooning" means or what the etymology is. I fap.
>>212605055You're stupid and/or lying
don't be mean to jason, i'm worried he may kill himself
>>212605097That's the plan
>>212605073gooning is spending hours edging in an attempt to reach the purported state of ecstasy known as the goonstate
>>212605097Aw
You're sweet
you look like you could use a good tug
>>212605103Epstein was part of the goonstate
>>212605097spinster were you really talking to the brazilian on discord earlier and if so will you add me
>>212605097I wouldn't, especially not because some dalit on 4chan "bullied" me.
posting online gives you a warped perception of reality. However, now most people are addicted to social media and everyone acts according to these warped perceptions, making them reality
been awake for nearly 7 hours
I have to lay down now and phonepost until I pass out
>>212605143pass out with me
>>212605173then make it interesting and murder someone
>>212605157okay :)
im the big spoon btw
>>212605187I will find you
>>212605195Iโm the big cheese
alexa is human blood a good fertilizer
>>212605181i do not know where this happened but my guess is vancouver
>>212605198i wish i had the confidence to dress like that
>>212605173Do this but make it someone high profile in Minecraft
>>212605187
what am i doing you may ask
downloading tony hawk pro skater 3 + 4 from fitgirl
Regenerating the same minecraft world for the 5th time trying to tone down the generation of a mod structure.
>>212604619 (OP)I post this a lot but I work in a call center. I used to work mornings, then switched to afternoon shifts, and finally I do the overnight graveyard shift.
Overnight is 100x better. Went from getting calls literally one after another for the entire shift to getting like maybe 1 or 2 an hour or even less.
But the best part is the absolutely massive number of schizos and weirdos who call in during these hours. The funniest thing is you can see the notes other people who talked to them left. It's an absolute riot.
There's like a sizeable group of different absolute lunatics who just call in regularly. I have no clue why but they're all unique flavors of crazy.
Reading through the notes and logs, some of them have been calling and just spewing random word salad on a daily basis for over a year. It's so fun reading through the several hundred different notes left by different workers detailing their particular interaction with each schizo.
There's even a few who call several times a night every night for like 2yrs straight.
My favorite one he calls and starts to ask these extremely personal intimate questions and offensive questions. I post here so obviously this didn't bother me and I actually answered all his questions about my nonexistent love life etc. He said "no one loves you" which I agreed with and he got all sad and started trying to console me. Then he told me everyone else is going to burn in hell except him and me, then hung up.
>>212605212you're sexy af bro you could rock that
>>212605231bro stop no i couldn't... you really think so?
>>212605225>Then he told me everyone else is going to burn in hell except him and me, then hung up.You got hit on by a schizo
>>212605211Richmond. I've been in this library many times.
>>212605225Shcizos are fun and I think certain things they actually see more perceptively somehow it's just that the perceptiveness becomes garbled and mixed with too many inter-penetrating static noise
Though it's mostly nonsense
>>212605097dont worry hes much less of an asshole nowadays so he doesnt get the real vitriol. he even avoids le politicks now like a good boi
>>212605225What a sweetie
>>212605236yeah bro you'd look so hot
Tranny Discord Groomer hours
>>212605198I would crucify 13 million jews to get a bf like this
No one ever wants to groom me ;-;
anyone wanna take estrogen with me and goon on discord
>>212605242Nice. I'll take the compliments anywhere I can get them.
>>212605254>Shcizos are fun and I think certain things they actually see more perceptively somehow it's just that the perceptiveness becomes garbled and mixed with too many inter-penetrating static noiseThis is very astute of you to say anon. I think there's actually existing evidence that what you described here is exactly what happens with schizos. Like pattern recognition part of their brains are way too overactive and so they end up seeing them everywhere in everything including in random noise. But that suggest they would also have much higher ability to see patterns that are meaningful but almost no sane person would ever detect.
>>212605267Yeah he was really nice in his own weird way. Apparently the person he talked to before me he told her "you are fat and have a bad attitude and that's why you'll never find a man". Which made me laugh so much because he's spot on about her being overweight and mean when I dealt with her irl. I wonder how he knew she was fat though. Her voice doesn't give it away at all imo, I only know because I've physically seen her in person.
why is cum so full of AGP pervs?
>>212605339Maybe his schizo senses allow him to notice fat person voice patterns that no sane person would ever detect
Thinking about these countries again
>>212605339A homeless schizo once told me Putin is a closeted homo or something like that
my income is not enough to support my daily expenses
Might slobmax until I turn into Kingassripper
>>212605364Lmao maybe. Now there's an idea for a study. Like a double blind involving schizos and non schizos trying to predict what a person looks like based only on audio recordings of their voices and see which group is has more accurate assessments.
It might sound out there but they did a study similar to this and it turns out normies can detect autism from basically a glance.
They used video footage of people speaking, then they did just the audio, and then they did literally just a single still image and asked participants whether or not they'd want to hang out with that person. In all cases autists got rated as "wouldn't want to spend time with" compared to non autists. Kind of a brutal black pill actually.
>>212605426this chart is ancient
>>212605422You could always consider MAID
A man approached me once and said he might be my brother and then left
I do I know if I have a femenine penis
>>212605429Pic related lol
Except not just women but neurotypicals in general can apparently tell from a single still black and white photograph that someone isn't a normie
>>212605429>normies can detect autism from basically a glance.Tbf that's not too hard: wide staring eyes without emotion, jerky movement, lack of expression in the face, stilted voice too loud or monotone
>In all cases autists got rated as "wouldn't want to spend time with" compared to non autists I think I might be an autist, and I've realized that pretty quickly, I just unnerve people. So I don't even really try anymore cause I know no one will ever accept or like me
>>212605358Wanting to be a woman isn't AGP.
There's gotta be a woman somewhere who likes men who are as disgusting as possible
>>212605476Same way you know if you have a distended torolis.
>>212605445I once approached a man at the self checkout in Target and told him he looked just liked me, because he did, he was like a doppelganger. He seemed awkward and didn't know how to respond, I don't think he said anything. Meanwhile this THIRD guy chimes in and validates me completely saying "hey yeah! He does look like you!"
And that's my story
>>212605499>I just unnerve peopleYeah simular experience here. Just self aware enough to notice I make people uncomfortable. Unnerve is the perfect description. I learned to not make eye contact. Americans dislike someone avoiding eye contact but in my experience it's better still than meeting eyes with normal people if you're on the spectrum. I've been told I "stare" by a girl once in high school and she wasn't saying it to be mean at all. She seemed really nervous when telling me this.
Im drunk and high (on life) and stupid
People seem to react positively to me but never want to be around me when it's not mandatory
>>212605520Kek that's a funny story. Kinda interesting how pretty much no one looks unique actually. Eventually you almost never meet someone that doesn't match a phenotype that you've encountered before in life. What's more interesting is how similar looking people also generally have kind of similar personalities. Of course you could argue it's because of nurture, which is if you look a certain way people expect you to behave in a certain way and a lifetime of interactions sort of pigeonholed you into fulfilling that role. But that's just kicking the can down the road a bit because then we still are confronted with the question of why certain appearance is already expected to behave in certain manner.
>>212605573>I learned to not make eye contact. Americans dislike someone avoiding eye contact but in my experience it's better still than meeting eyes with normal people if you're on the spectrum.That's cause we stare too unblinkingly, too widely, and too fixedly. You're supposed to stare briefly then stare around then return back to the eyes
But normies can do that unconsciously whereas everything people like us do is conscious even eye movements. Autists have this mile long intense stare which comes across as aggressive or too intense.
I usually try to stare past people like at the wall in the background because when I do meet people's eyes it is way too intense feeling
It's crazy that the universe exists
Sometimes I feel almost overwhelmed by the astonishing beauty of the world, the richness of reality. And sometimes too I have felt despair so heavy that I truly desired my existence to be annihilated. It is just staggering, the dynamic range between the highs and lows of this life.
>>212605476I posted mine online and people told me it was feminine
>>212605603People like excitement. My experience on this phenomenon is that being agreeable to interact with does not lead people to actively want to spend time with you. They might not mind that you are somewhere with them, but they wouldn't ever say "I wish anon was here, let's invite him."
What drives that is actually a lot more materialistic I think. People will want to spend time with you if they subconsciously expect to gain something out of it. Being an unlikable prick with high social status probably better than being a very likeable person with low social status in this regard. I think this is especially true for males.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15491274/
>>212605502in your case it's a classic case of pornography addiction
Gonna be hungover tomorrow I just know it. Ahhh, this is what girls do to me.
>>212605618I agree anon, there are only so many different combination of human features
>>212605750that's a bad 4chan monster
>>212605798nooooooo they made me do it
>>212605651i just want you to know you're strong and beautiful and if anyone on here ever says anything mean to you i'll knock them out and send them packing
>>212605814thank you king
A reminder for the mentally ill: you will NEVER be a woman
Dear Vladimir Putin,
I am not your father. But I could be. You would have room to grow and learn to love.
>>212605809>I posted mine online>I posted>I whore whore whore, and i bet you enjoyed it too
>>212605751I don't watch (((porn)))
Took dogbert to the forest yesterday.
hentai is more deranged and unhealthy than porn
>>212605924I prefer the support of boxer briefs.
That's simply a retarded statement.
only ecchi for me, nothing more
>>212605908Thatโs a beautiful shot. Hope you had a nice day out there. I love going out to Kananaskis or somewhere else towards the mountains. I really think Southern Alberta, through the foothills and into the mountains, is one of the most beautiful places in the world.
>>212605895no he bullied me into it it wasn't my fault when you have a feminine penis you don't have any cock confidence so you do whatever people tell u I swear!
>>212605738It does that a lot these days I learned to instinctively copy my post before clicking post in case it does that
>>212605660I wish I lived in an Asian country apparently they don't expect constant eye contact like westerners do. It's even considered rude and aggressive to do that or so I've been told. Westerners are like borderline psychos or something I swear
>>212605426>>212605438I was going to say. Is this from the 90s? I do remember some pockets of flips from my childhood in Saskatchewan but that was when the province was almost all white + the chugs.
>>212605969It is quite pretty. Alberta is quite underrated in terms of overall beauty. But thatโs probably for the best.
>>212605944Thatโs fair. I do that when I want to be respectable. But sometimes I gotta let them big dawgs hunt, ya feel me?
>>212606002Yeah haha I donโt mind it. Banff is already insanely busy. Thatโs good enough.
>>212605944I like the short boxer briefs they're nice and cooler too, don't need pointless fabric on my thighs
>>212605973>people told me >peopleso he bullied you to post your cock for everyone online to see? that means showing it to one guy wasnt enough....
WHOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRE
yoooo I understand ki
,,,,now Iโm gonna be the dragonball
>>212606117Donโt cry, green fella. Weโre all gonna be okay tonight :)
i don't have any friend so when i'm homeless i'm going to have a hard time
>parallel park
>random car attempts to park in the opposite direction
>nearly hits me from the front
>stops and drives away because I was yelling at him
>driver is a jeet
I hate jeets so much it's unreal.
So one time I was very sick and in lots of pain, I ordered a soup and sandwich or something and it was cream of mushroom house made from a cafe, skip rang the bell I went to the door and he dropped my soup right on my front door step and it was a disaster. I said do you need some paper towel and bags? (As in do you need supplies to clean this up) he said I have some in my car I said okay and the guy goes to his car looks at me and drives off.
>someone tries to park next to him
>spazzes out
>upstairs neighbor fucking loudly again
Give me a break
>>212606270What could go wrong
>>212606079>one guy wasnt enough....he was too mean he made me post it in a thread and I did it and anyone could have seen it but that doesn't mean anything ok jeez
>>212606225lmaooooo nigga lost his soup
At Saskatchewan liquor stores they sell a big plastic jug of pre-mix Caesar (which is like a Bloody Mary), but for some reason it has an alcohol content of 14%. And you can get one for basically any cocktail. Theyโre cheap too - itโs a ridiculous amount of alcohol. These people in the badlands of Canada have revolutionized drinking.
I finally got rid of those garbage apps: Hinge, Bumble, OkCupid from my phone. Not like I'd ever get a legit match.
>>212606366I paused my profiles a few days ago.
I'm so over dating
>>212606297Post cock, whore
Why is "Ts" short for "this" now? Are zoomzooms really that lazy?
Fellas Iโm so fucking drunk. I need to operate an aircoraft. Thatโs would be tight.
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frens please know that i feel no animosity towards the cumbums. i just need a break from this place
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>>212606297post cute cock babe
I love my stupid-ass country. What a beautiful place.
just found out that americans have to use lotion to masterbate because their parents mutilate their baby penises... oh my days
Portrait of a Lebanese Shia man during Ashura in Lebanon
>>212607064i bought weed from him the other day
At last, the time has come for the gods to bestow young Alsrod Nayvil with his official profession. As a minor feudal lord, Alsrod hopes heโll get a job impressive enough to let him step out of his older brotherโs shadow. However, he ends up with an unheard-of job calledโฆโOda Nobunagaโ?! Itโs not long before Alsrod learns the Oda Nobunaga entity involved is a famous conqueror from another world who will forever change his destiny! Now the young ruler has his sights set on greater endeavors?-namely, taking over the entire kingdom!
>>212607079no u didn't u live in mehico
>>212606923>>212606547no I jacked off now I'm going to bed!
death is so crazyyyyy wtfff
>>212607112little faggot whore
>>212607141You mean the band? Cause I totally agree.
>>212607161unf keep it up and I might get horny and fall asleep
yeah boi wea wumbo
yโknow?
that be the level of language at this point for you, laddies.
Drinking root beer at 1:45 am
>>212604619 (OP)Ya'll heading down to the box social?
>>212606967I love BRITISH COLUMBIA. The only province worth anything at all.
It's crazy to think that the world could be a happy collaborative place but we can't because people have been making the same mistakes for literally thousands of years
Whoa I donโt feel goood
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great job canada!
>>212607742Come on down to the ice cream social later! Ya'll its a good time!
fucked up how the world can't be one big gay sex party because of capitalism
>>212607777Show the cute brown woman. Show me their pussies I want to fuck for sex. I live in a brutalist university my dick is gigantic I live inside a dreeeeeeeaaamm
>>212607777Surely there are enough homes for all of them. Oh? What's that? No? Oh.
Leftist lunatics call facts "hate speech."
>>212607837It's not about communism or capitalism. It's about the experiences and ambitions people have that drive them against each other. And the most interesting part is that a lot of it is begins in simple misunderstandings
I have awoken, I was dreaming about running through a subway system while security was looking for me
>>212607979I'd really love to have a gordon freeman type dream where im the hero, but all I dream about anymore is either having sex or getting fired from work
>>212608105I guess I lost it at some point
I'm 31 and I still dream about being in high school.
My theory is that the Epstein list was shredded because there were so many important officials and ceos of massive corporations on it that it would have caused worldwide economic and social collapse
janny please
i must be free
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I've been trying to watch sgdq but I can't fucking take that shit anymore
I don't if it's more obnoxious this year or am I just done with that shit
>>212608303You're about to get banned again. You can get banned for criticizing the mods and it happened to me before
all my grandparents are dead
>>212608367why'd you kill them
>>212608330isn't this like year 6 of GDQ being pozzapalooza and orctranny incorporated?
have you gotten especially radicalized recently?
In my opinion speedrunning ONLY became interesting once it became full of cringe trannies to laugh at
>>212608367got one 90 year old grandma left whose got massive stinking gobs of cash and will probably live to 130
>>212608506i hope you get none of it for wishing she would die
>>212608506and before you call me a greedy bastard, she's been a massive cunt to my mom my whole life, she'd needle mom to tears whenever we visited
>>212608535you beat me to it, i was sitting there waiting for the 1 minute timer to countdown so i could clarify
i'm the tony hinchcliff of /cum/
why do good people seem to die younger? maybe it's because people actually remember those that were good to them, so they're just not thinking about the people who died young and were jerks
>>212608453yeah it's been like this for a while now
>have you gotten especially radicalized recently?I don't think so
but after 4chan went offline and then when it eventually came back like nothing ever happened I just got really uninterested with identity politics
and at SGDQ they just keep yelling trans rights, the host keeps talking over the speedruns like his the main character, and the same chants HYYYOPE and so on... man, it's just not my thing anymore
gonna eat that cheese cake
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have you ever been outplayed and outsmarted so hard that a pussy grew out of your forehead from your brain
I have trained an ai to guess a dogs breed by a picture of the knot and it is over 50% accurate
Just need more training samples...
>>212608811training ai is like training a dog if u think about it
iโm in your area
iโm in
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>>212608629>HYYYOPEthis still makes me laugh
i spend more time buying video games than i do playing them
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BABY RUN OUTRUN MY GUN
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BABY RUN FASTER THAN MY BULLET
buckshot roulette is raping me and i cant stand it
Itโs like all the dead are hovering, I can see them.