Thread 212605466

rubybeige edish

parachute labubus in to palestine

>Sir Keir Starmer and Emmanuel Macron and are discussing a deal for the UK to send some migrants who cross the Channel on small boats back to France

>For every migrant sent back, France would send an asylum seeker to the UK - possibly one with a family connection to Britain

What a sweet, sweet deal!

>>212605489
So... sending asylum seekers to another safe country is fine now?

made my coffee
steamed my shirt
brushed my teeth
done my hair

rorke on holiday

>>212605513
it was fine already doesn'tunderstandasylumlad

>>212605482
Alri Quentin

Absolutely nothing more cringe Welsh and Scots and Irish language and nationalism and language
100% woke drivel and they speak English again when the camera is off

your pollen levels
stay safe out there

I posted in wrong thread x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NSAZoDzKa8

proto-gf says he favourite colour is green, she's an aries, i saw her at a pool party wearing a black bikini once, and she wears a lot of oversized graphic t-shirts. also her mum is dying from end-stage liver disease but she doesn't care because she doesn't like her mum
are these red flags lads?

Dinner

sunberg is bang out of order

>>212605541
how the fuck should I know nigga

>>212605489
aren't most of the cunts on boats already migrants and not legit fleeing war or anything

>>212605523
How so?

hate when chatgpt starts using yank spelling, yank measurements, and yank idioms. i consider it a microaggression

>>212605543
looks like something that'd come out of me arse

>>212605545
long weekend ahead for me can't wait
gonna get so sunburned at headingley on sunday

>>212605562
Is that a good thing

>>212605545
not really on is it

he is waiting for his labubu

laboobies

It's over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMQRSJDpUfs

>>212605543
why is it.... green? Did you sneeze on it?

>>212605587
why do they wear those robes

>>212605528
Incomprehensible post

i'm at my wits end

There's only so much a bloke can take

>>212605605
Guacamole on top of the cheese

>>212605587
Why are you doing this Quentin?

The Queen is Dead do be coming out in like 1982 or something fucking gambled wrong on that one.

There is no one in charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0

Having a filthy wank with a British guy

think I've started to go a bit mental

>>212605528
That’s not true.

off to toil then
35 minutes walk in this heat with a heavy heavy bag big old lappy litre of water half a litre of coffee

rewatching dexter, deb looks hot in that rozzer uniform

>>212605674
Personally I will be driving, windows down and air con on (I can afford it)

>>212605528
crazy how insecure anglos are lmfao
seething little nigel

>>212605509
Is that a Ruby VPL?

>>212605684
Wait till you see Rita

me? NEET chad so shall be going to bed soon

last job I had was in 2017 sorting letters at a royal mail warehouse

Ruby Granger creampied by the one and only Seasidemark

timmy’s mum insisting his lafufu is “made in the same factory”

>>212605707
how can you afford it

>>212605695
yes

>>212605728
sponsored by the tax payer

Look how hot this poor dog is

I was up £600ish on roulette then I ended £200 down. life comes at you fast

>>212605706
rita is a mousey pathetic little tart

>>212605707
Sounds comfy
Sorting letters not being on bennies

>>212605733
Makes sense that’s she’s a traditional briefs kind of girl.

>>212605749
I always put my chips on red because red is a nicer colour than black

getting pooed on by a willy

>>212605776
no you aren’t
be quiet

Is sorting letters like that Wind waker mini game?

harvey price makes me sad

Knocked over me last beer.

End of an era for me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXsWn9DhF5g

Feeling and looking fat
Need to stop boozing
Need to stop scranning cheese all the time

>>212605805
Did he bully you?

>>212605509
>>212605733
need to bury my face in her arse cheeks desu

ruby's boyish bum is made for my modest willoid

get the dogs dehydrated and overheated

Nobody can knock me down

Garn out me

This era is mine

I want to scream. This country is so profoundly inhuman.

We need National Socialism.

>>212605820
no it’s just a sad life and he doesn’t even know it

On a safari

millions of englishers must die

>>212605812
Just start exercising mate
I lost two stone in 8 months just by lifting and running, didn't watch what I ate too much although I don't booze as much as I used to

>>212605808
go to bed you thaveless virgin

Had a dream where in the dream I got no sleep. In reality I also got no sleep. Now I'm getting up to go lay down a hardwood floor for someone as a favour. I fucking hate today.

>>212605752
She’s a booyah hottie

I won x

>>212605850
mad how you could've saved yourself all that bother by just not being a greedy fatty.
literally could have just sat on your arse and done nothing and lost all that weight in a fraction of the time by not putting the food in your mouth and doing... nothing

>>212605747
why do british do the silly walk

has helpermong been up all night? do any mackems work?

>>212605881
>gif
fuck off

>>212605897
He's walking artificially slowly so his dog can keep up

I want to count the wrinkles on Emma Watson’s stink star.

>>212605914
dog owners are so grotty.
>Yes I will walk down the street swinging a bag of dog shit
kudos to him for picking it up though, I see so many dog poo bags tossed aside whenever I go for a walk. FUCK I hate dogs and dog own*ers

Our tooney

>>212605950
I don't think this is really a thing in Britain any more people pretty much always pick up their dog poo
A solved societal problem

>>212605950
does it put you off to see a hot girl picking up poo in a bag

mental how any of us could have cancer starting to grow in us right now and we won't now until months from now

>>212605905
>do any mackems work?

Nope x

How it should be x

Tomorrow we live.

>>212605972
I wouldn't date a girl who owns a dog, I get to be picky you see as I am a hot item within my community

I want to hear every viewpoint x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nz8YrCC9X8

do you believe this fella?

'Twas o'er 'fore it e'en began

>>212605998
Don't know
Not gonna read it you see

>7pm which is my bedtime
>look for a good ASMR video to fall asleep to
>can't find any good ones since all the ASMR girls nowadays are ESLs from eastern europe, latinx america or asia
how did we let things get this bad

Sweaty back
Need a backpack with better ventilation

>>212605992
cant join, got work :/

Rarely see a horse box these days
They all have those posh Mercedes vans with HORSES painted on them

I'm tired, boss...

never seen a horse driving a merc personally

>7pm bedtime
either 7 years old or 70

Garn for a trekkie brekkie x

>>212606042
trekkie brekkie all the way
trekkie brekkie all the way

I may look normal but i have a lot of hate in my heart for women and minorities

>>212606048
Can guarantee you don't look normal

>>212605998
no. mumberg went to new york this year the visa process took 10 minutes online and she had a lovely time. i assume this fellow is some sort of freak

>>212605996
why didnt they eat the chillean sea bass

>>212606042
it lush

General Election Now

>>212605509
>>212605733
Would suck her cheeks completely dry.

>>212606014
corr wouldn't mind her sticking that stump up my arris

Am garn post office me just got me bennies so garn withdraw some money

Oh aye x

hahaha wahey

*curls up in the middle of the thread to sleep*

Imagine having to go to the post office to have access to money
Neetfreaks live such bewildering lives

nth for the holodem

don't think the shirt I ordered is going to arrive in time for the bbq

*starts singing "rock you like a hurricane" by the scorpions but with the word "hurricane" pronounced weird*
HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICUN

>>212606122
what shirt lad?

g'day y'all what's the craic eh?

*gets underfoot*

test to see if ive gotten myself banned

>>212605466 (OP)
>lindybeige edition
based

>>212606130
remember vice city stories
remember that pamela anderson show where she worked in a bookstore
remember australian big brother 2008

ban him

>>212606142
went for a run but it's hot and sunny so it was horrible then I got home and had a coffee and a niccy pouch and my heart feels like it's going to explode. wbu?

What’s Seasidemark up to these days?

>>212605489
>replace illegal migrants we can deport (in theory) with legal ones we can't
Wow! Very cool!

>>212606154
aye
no
no but i remember pamela anderson appearing on australian big brother at some point

jfc he's huge.

Do your thing and stay there for 14 hours just don't be crawling on my face at 1 o'clock in the morning

>>212606165
Proving the point that literal alcoholics who smell of fish and shit live longer better lives than 4chan incels

>>212606162
just arsing around my smelly evil incel lair doing nowt as usual x

>>212606165
boring now, he has cut it right down and nowt happens

send the migrants to antarctica

>>212606165
bought another ps5 with his bennies for £450 then sold it to cex for £197 so he could have a few jars and a kebab

>>212606180
looks like youve stuck a cornflake on the ceiling

catberg on a mad one doing those low-pitched meows cats do when they've cornered a mouse or something but can't quite reach it

>HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
That's a strange way of spelling makaveli420outlaw

got the 'pranos on

What's that one dubstep equivalent of a Wilhelm scream?

Sounds like a Half Life 2 zombie

You don’t see white dogshit anymore

>>212606226
Got the 'Ad Men on

>>212605541
keep her at arm's length until her mumberg dies

i want LABUBU

>>212606272
why is that then?

A girl smiled at me today and it made me heart skip a beat, I want ROMANCE but I may have to wait for summertime. It WILL be a summer of love.

I’m so alone, I haven’t kissed a bird in a year. Not even holding hands walking down the street. Not even a romantic walk in the park. Not a single night being a little spoon. Not EVEN a long drive singing to music together…

>>212606267
I scranned the lot

>>212606271
woah the MAD men are AD men....

barely a sniff of the coffee and pootoil loometh already

Washing my arse in the kitchen sink with imperial leather soap

forgot it was friday today

got tainted love stuck in my head but keep singing painted love instead and its driving me mad

>>212606323
I painted my love with my cum haha

^_^

>>212606330
too sexual for my wholesome musical moment

paint that taint

smash that gash

lick that dick

punt that cunt

rock that cock

>>212606271
haha i get it, they're advertising men lol

croc leg bldg

>>212606293
coffeeberg never misses

we need a covid 2
the lockdowns must return

mad how us all catching covid was the solution in the end anyway

>>212606295
I'll scrub your arse for you cutey...

>>212606388
He looks like how I imagine all of you guys to look

finished toil and now back home where I belong, in my runt hovel with my internet pals

glad to be in and glad to be sitting down

big pharma really fell off.

words like Comirnaty and Wegovy are truly abysmal attempts at branding new drugs

Lloyds Pharmacy

>>212606443
they also dont even try to market things in the uk because they're only selling to the nhs and that's it so it requires very little effort except attending medical conferences and sleeping with drunk doctors

>50 migrants a week could be sent back to France in pilot of 'one in, one out' deal
YES! GET IN! STARMERS ONLY GONE AND DONE IT

>>212606454
(she needs her chemist)

LOOYDS FARMASY ONEWORD

>>212606466
That's fuck all

got a cenno appointment at 9:30 tomorrow morn
fucks sake why do they keep scheduling them so fucking ealt?

>>212606466
How about 10,000 a week

I've got the poos

But I don't mind

Al I have to do

Is get to poo

And I'll feel just fine

>>212606454
Comirnatyoneword

>>212606495
HOT!

La-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu
La-bu, bu-la, bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu, bu-bu-bu
La-bu-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu, bu-la, bu-la, bu-lu-bu
La-bu, bu-la, bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu, bu-bu-bu
La-bu-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu, bu-bu-bu
La-bu, bu-la, bu-bu
La-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu
La-bu, la-bu, la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu,la-bu-bu
La-bu-bu,la-bu-bu
La-bu,la-bu, la-bu
Bu-la, la-bu,la-bu, la-bu, la-bu

>>212606489
have you been meeting your job-seeking obligations?

>>212606466
>Under the scheme, the French would accept the returns in exchange for the UK accepting the same number of asylum seekers with a family connection in the UK.
>The deal could see roughly 800 migrants returned to France by Christmas - but over 21,000 have already arrived this year alone.
It's fucking nothing

>>212606481
It’s just a pilot

>>212606526
yes, i have a job

>>212606561
why you having to go to centrelink then?

thought they were your dole centre

>>212605513
>>212605523
Inside the EU, the Dublin protocol or whatever it is already theoretically mandates that asylum seekers are supposed to seek asylum in the first safe country they reach if they can—so if Germany wants to send Syrians back to Italy or France or wherever they technically have the legal right to do so. It doesn’t seem to work in practice, or to happen, but there’s legal precedent.

I know that we refused to give what we call “S status” to a lot of Ukrainians who had already put their names into one of our neighbors’ official systems.

David Cronenberg's Closet Picks

David Cronemberg

>>212606567
cronem's crush

Got a lot to do today. But also feel a mighty poo a-brewing. Gonna end up having a big shit in the middle of my doing things and the person I'm doing things with is going to smell it and make fun of me. This is how it always goes and I hate it.

>>212606573
i'm only required to toil 15 hours a week because i'm an autist, however that doesn't leave me much money so cenno gives me an extra $300 or so every fortnight, they've also lined me up with an employment agency to see about getting me into a proper full time job

visiting my gran later for tea

>>212606574
Switzerland should send migrants to Israel, since they're behind all the wars that displaced the refugees.

got so many feelings and emotions inside that my heart might burst

Had a dream that Keir Starmer stepped down as PM and Liz Truss, having switched sides to Labor, became PM again. On Wikipedia pages listing the PMs her name comes up once next to a blue bar then a second time next to a red bar

fuck sake look at the time

>>212606614
roast from a roastie

>>212606607
Eerily similar to my own situation except I don't bother signing on, despite only working 20 hours a week. I just can't be arsed with the job centre and I don't want them pressuring me into getting a normal person job.

The result is that I'm extremely poor and have essentially zero money left at the end of each month. I break even but don't end up any better off financially for having worked. I think I might just top myself to end all this nonsense.

>>212606674
morning, lad

>>212606640
Lizz Huss the cronem chaser? Sket that

I had a dream
I got everything I wanted
not what you think
and if I'm being honest
it might have been a nightmare

lil 'ki fella spinning the decks

>>212606537
A pilot for what?

>One in, one out
What does 1 minus 1 plus 1 equal

I'm friends with the MONSTER that's under my bed
Get along with the VOICES inside of my head

sir labubu

wahey

we at /brit/ wish Moo Deng a happy birthday

la
boo
boo

>>212606807
would quite like to cum inside her

>>212606814
um

hate it when i watch one video about guns and then suddenly my recommended feed is full of bearmode bearded yanks wearing sponsored t-shirts and baseball caps showing off their gun with a ridiculously long barrel or some other equally as trite gimmick

>>212606809
that is barely covering your tuppence maam!

>>212606837
corr

Doing a poo. Been thinking lately about how often I poo and that I strain most of the time. Never really empty out of poo in one go either. Might be constipated in the chronic sense. Gotta up my fibre, up my exercise, up my water intake. How's your poo doing lads?

>>212606837
Kek

>>212606814
Moo Deng is NOT for that sicko

>>212606809
don't like it when it's obviously their boyfriend taking the photo

>>212606837
don't like it when it's obviously their boyfriend taking the photo

poo -- the other shite meat

anyone else sometimes shit themselves when they ejaculate

Withdrew 150 me

Put 120 in me savings kept 30 squid on me for daft shite. Got a few AU wodkas because why not x

>>212606849
seen this documentary about a mental hospital in england and there was this young lad with such severe OCD he would spend up to 7 hours on the toilet at a time making absolutely sure all the poo was out before he could leave

>>212606640
fascinating person arent ya

juuuump on booooaaard take a shiiiiiite yeeaahh

>>212606915
dare say you've posted in the wrong threaddington sean

>>212606756
Um a pilot for sending many more people back in the future

did 8 'za deliveries on tuesday, 10 on wednesday, today's me day off, wonder how many i'll do tomoz

>>212606970
so a pilot for a policy that literally no one wants and doesn't address the public's concerns about migrations
brill

>>212606982
is it OK money?

>trans lesbians
just a couple of gay blokes innit. you're kidding no-one mate

>>212606961

Banned from r9k for 24 hours so I'm here x

>>212606991
he'll quit that within 10 mins guaranteed

>>212607027
$32 an hour plus $2 for every delivery i make (AUD is approximately half the value of the GBP)

why's the wee r9k fella posting here

>>212606991
wtf hes live right now

>>212607052
Lesbians fucking each other in the arse init, because apparently lesbians are big fans of cock and bumming?

got called ashen one at firelink shrine earlier lads

>>212607061
Fair enough, crack on.

HHL era in full swing now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MgXraCB4js

>>212607069
Pretty good. Suppose you get the occasional tip as well.

And perhaps sometimes a milfy woman answers the door in her dressing gown and invites you in etc. Perks of the job.

>>212607104
Yamashita do you have taco bell in your land?

>>212607062
He has

>>212607062
>6 minutes in-game and he's quit

>>212607114
do you have a girlfriend Sean Allan aka Marmiteman4 aka Helperlad?

Listen man I would have worked all me life if it wasn't for me autism x

overslept
might as well sleep forever at this point

>>212607134
>>212607135
kek straight down to CEX

>>212607146
went from a sleep score of 100 to 83. it's not fucking right

>>212607140
how was breakkie mate

cheeky bit of brekky x

Been pushed suicides all me life x

>>212607125
i've only been tipped twice, had half a mind to decline because i don't want any more yank cultural norms taking hold in australia but i accept them to be polite
no lonely milfs yet, but i'd be in a world of shit with toilberg if i ducked off my shift for even a quick shag

>>212607177
Wdym

>>212607132
It seems 10 Taco Bell restaurants are there in Tokyo. I've never visited them.

But kebab restaurants are increasing and getting popular.

I am just under 6'3 and 15 stone exactly

I fell in love with a british rose, can someone give me her phone number?

Anyone in the greater Cambridge area know where I can get myself a set of these paki pyjamas? Will be wearing these if the temperature goes over 27C

lots of people pretending to be girls on /r9k/, perhaps even more so than crystal cafe

/burrito/

>>212607229
He played bus simulator for about 4 minutes didn't even make it on the bus ran his little character into a forest and said he's going to swanage

parcel from Mississauga, ON lost in transit RIP

Plenty of jobs for autistic lads. I'm quite autismo and work in a warehouse. I barely have to speak with anyone

>>212607231
*jiggles your belly*

2k a week to put my grandad in a care home despite him being 90 and paying taxes all his life still to this day, yet abdul and his rapist mates can come over and get put up in free accomodation with free gym memberships and money thrown at them in every direction

fucking sick of it

>>212607231
big lad bet you could overpower and do what you want with a little skinny 5'7 lad like myself

off to one of those mens mental health groups

>>212607257
at least make your made up scenarios believable rorke

You just wanted to make fun of me x

You're just like the west of em x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14

>>212607283
look up care prices yourself then mong boy

there are hardly any white people left in britain at all, and the ones that are are mostly inbred genetic rubbish

>>212605543
Ominous

>>212607237
020 7219 3000

WW2 veteran granddad been told his care home will be bulldozered to make way for a refugee performative arts centre

get the boomers homed and arses wiped

does the incel namefag know this is a shaggers general?

Mark’s bird looking like Steve Merchant

>>212607330
She looks like Tim

bout a week into my holiday and all i’ve done is watch family guy compilations on youtube

Fuck the lot x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uP7MbA8xY8

>>212607342
Can't be trusted on days off me I get smashed for about 2 or 3 days then spend the rest of it sick as a dog

>>212607356
fuck off

>>212607311
get their wrinkly balls ironed

>send all the blacks and browns back
>absolutely no free bennies or housing for immigrants, force them to either get a job or fuck off home
>treat transgenderism as the mental delusion it is
big bong baggedy boom, england is fixed
*dusts off hands*

>>212607213
Ty. Taco Bell is not very good but you made me curious why you posted a burrito.

>>212607342
ktim

On that AU juicy peach me x

Never had this one befores x

>>212607387
you can't say that

>>212607368

I'm going going nowhere kemosabe.

This is my general nows x

>>212607387
Racismlad you've gone too far this time

>>212607387
that's racist, actually
also fails to spot that the problem with the country is the working class

>>212607301
thanks man

>>212607387
that's a bit racist of you mate
(outside of /b/)

buttocks and faeces and wipes

>>212607387
reported to my MP

>>212607424
britfeel nonce

>>212607470
the image in the scope should be reversed since it's a reflection

On that Kelly Clarkson grind me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMQRSJDpUfs

>>212607424
>kemosabe
don't even know what this means
at least speak to me in english mate

>>212607496

Sweden is a Muslim country

Cheers x

was going to make the new but i can't be arsed, someone will beat me to it by mere seconds i just know it, hate being left pissing in the wind like that

A reminder that Helperlad is an actual nonce

>>212607529
if you know who he is then you use /r9k/ which makes you also a nonce

>>212607541
I was 18
This was 7 years ago

>>212607522
pot calling the kettle black mate

>>212607541
Hate what these beasts have done to this site.

>>212607541
he comes here intermittently to shit up this general too

>>212607549
zoom zoom

need some immigrants to make a new general. Evidentially the british are too lazy

>>212607633
Get it sorted kiwi

HAMAS TUNNELS UNDER POOWONG

new general must be strictly shaggers only

*takes a peek at /r9k*
fuck me man that’s depressing

so are we not making the new then?

>>212607654
nah yeah
/brit/ is over for today

>>212607654
bystander effect

hello?

>>212607654
why bother

>>212607654
no point mate

>>212607654
This is the last /brit/ by royal decree

Humans are....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULtwHuRBLx8

sorting the new out lads. with you in a minute x

>>212607678
ah good analogy that

get it made rorke

Queer Bummer, Prime Censorer of 10 Downie Street announces Nonce-Com will do a woofter ting

>>212607731
not until this one goes to the archive

>>212607735
vocaroo yourself saying this

bowflex wanking machines

>>212607733
nice linkjob retard
>>212607726
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>>212607733
lol u wot m8
>>212607751
Fraid I'll be bullied for my voice :/