Thread 212607726

eiditon

doing a poo and a wee

>>212607740
don't have a cow man

been off the booze for a couple of weeks and my morning wood has returned lads

>>212607726 (OP)
eid edition?
really leftypol?
we've gone too fucking woke.

might buy a second t-shirt

Buying a card for the cronem

rorke's ethnic gf's grandmother turning pale white and screaming the name of an evil beast from her native folklore when she sees him for the first time

>>212607779
those seem patronising and thus racist

>>212607726 (OP)
ghost chup?

Bros actually gonna die and Dana couldn’t even chip in a fiver for his gofundme

>>212607785
Dog shit zinger

>>212607779
LOL!
are you going to have them fuck you in arse afterwards?

>>212607800
this really happened to me

[good news]

>>212607785
LOL

>>212607816
Imagine shooting lawn darts at them

Too many wogs, poos, pakis, and troons itt. I request a thread of white males only, not wearing crossdress

rorke fainting after finding out his great grandfather was Lithuanian

so not a single british politician supports stoping the boats?

australia are faggots but at least they sorted out the boat problem. Tony Abbots got elected off of a stop the boat campaign

took her clothes off and walked into the ocean

might use a small boat to cross the channel to calais
see how THEY like it

>>212607827
They look alarmingly similar

>>212607834
bloons tower defense game but its set at the white cliffs of dover and you have to pop nigger dinghys instead of balloons

if i had kids i'd hate to send them to school in this day and age where they'd be brainwashed into thinking that multiculturalism and trannies are a good thing, but then i'd also like to think that any child of mine wouldn't be gullible enough to fall for it
can't rely on heavily enforcing your worldview on your children because then they're more likely to take the opposite stance just to rebel against you

>>212607816
RNLI are arranging the distribution of labubus as we speak

Rorke having conniptions after getting his 23andme results back and seeing he’s 3% Ashkenazi Jewish

>>212607843
KIRK IS GAY, ROBERTS GAY, LARS IS GAY, BUT THE GAYEST IS A JAAAAAAAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=724lETBkhBA

>>212607843
tryhard yank gimp

>>212607860
Boat migrants are a tiny percentage of migration, even nige doesn't oppose mass migration

>>212607862
aura way to unalive

>>212607873
remember being brainwashed at school about multiculturalism during the blair era

Here comes the BOOM

>>212607860
every time a politician has promised to stop the boats they do the exact opposite

I don't know if it's because the problem has got so bad it's unstoppable, or because they think stopping the boats would make them seem racist

>>212607873
desu mate after covid insanity it showed up pliable and incoherent the average persons view is
it's not even a question of just intelligence the vast majority of people just do not have the capacity to think for themselves or question things

>>212607816
mainstream media trying to divert attention away from legal immigration with these boat wogs

finally, kier is getting it done!

>>212607888
>even nige doesn't oppose mass migration
how so?

threadly reminder that /brit/ is for the girls and the gays x

>>212607862
Look at the jaw on him probably put a dent in the ocean floor when it landed

>>212607902
Come on bro, you are at kindergarden level of awareness. They don't care about racism, they care about profits, they want the cheap labor

HHL loyalists have taken control of /brit/

DISPERSE OR BE FIRED UPON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3WythosU_E

>>212607902
because it is genuinely impossible to stop under the jurisdiction of human rights laws. only way to stop them is to have someone with the balls to disregard all that bollocks

>>212607896
yeah they tried to do it to us too with basic messages like "multiculturalism good, tolerance good, racism bad", but that was a fairly light touch, i'd imagine these days they go about enforcing the woke agenda with a sledgehammer

>>212607922
woooooooo!

>>212607937
serving

>>212607936
remember learning about how the english are a mix of celts and africans and saxons stuff when i was very young

>>212607906
asked my GP about it when it was first starting and he said it would probably be much worse than the spanish flu outbreak, kek what a dolt

>>212607912
They're both an issue, we're past the point where we can ignore the small boats as a distraction they're up to 40,000 a year ffs

>>212607895
Only if you’re a woman. If you’re a man they’d find you there with little shrivelled up nub dick

>>212607926
are you still a homosexual paedophile who downloads and watches child abuse material?

You did get the vaxx didn't you lads?

>>212607986
had more boosters than hot dinners at this point

Worrying about immigration and globalism is valid but caring about trans and gays is stupid and is part of why its so hard to be publicly honest about immigration, people assume you are part of a group rather than an individual thinker since identity politics has become the thing. You think you are cool by opposing the 'left' but it just means you dont think for yourself and need other men to tell you how to think

my wife would lose vital services

>>212607986
Nah me and my brother didn’t but mum did

>>212607986
double pfizer'd

>>212608017
"people" strong word

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

>>212608032
faggot

>>212607986
0 vaxed and 0 boosted

>>212607986
vaxxed and proud. still waiting to die from that blood clot

>>212607986
yeah where did covid go though they said we'd have outbreaks every year

>>212608051
he's not wrong tbf
you probably have more in common with a tranny than the average right wing politician
DarkWoke is the way forward

i thought they were cronem but when i saw a video most of them were brown

>>212607986
yessir
'bout a hundred doses

>poison vax
>Jewish Jew of the Jew Year Award
>Holocaust
This article has it all!

>>212608017
Sorry but this small boat shit is such a fucking scam designed to distract the low IQ mongs in society. That’s like 140k over the past 4 years which is a drop in the ocean compared to the fucking 1,000,000 Indians,Pakistanis,Nigerians we get every single year “legally”.
The media, reform, farage the faggot rarely talk about this but they won’t shut up about le small boats it’s all a distraction

>>212608114
until those 140k start bringing their families in

i have... the one and only... twenty four karat gold... labewbew

>>212607986
Yeah, triple vaxxed me. Same as everyone around me. Diego told me we would all be dead like two years ago at this point or suffering from turbo cancer with tumours bulging out of every orifice.

Funny how he memory holed that one isn’t it

>>212608090
yes i can tell that from your flag

>>212607962
they told us that there were 40 billion abos here in australia at some point in history, even though the boongs have no recorded history at all
40 billion. with a b. that was bizarre. trying to paint them as some kind of fallen atlantis-like civilisation or summat

>>212608130
And how do they do that exactly

Necking that VK now then crashing out classic HHL style x

kek fucked it

>>212608155
source, I did schooling in aussie and was never told anything remotely like that

i'm back from your latest abuse of power

soiling a poo

>>212608153
go on then keep your head in the sand
you're dooming us to live in eternal zogworld just like brainless liberals are

>>212607986
i did not despite immense social pressure. i deserve a medal

yank coworker is quite nice but i hate having to listen to her yank voice all day

>>212608183
there is no source, they just told us that

>>212608183
Ausrorke making it up because he knows Brits won’t call out his bullshit

>>212608159
RAF airdrop

>>212608212
who is 'they'? was in the curriculum?

fucks sake when is Bowden reincarnating

sweaty twink taints

Have you come to destroy me, brit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPahqVkNFA

>>212608228
they brought in some abo tribal elder to come and talk to us about noonga history

must be sick being a dj, clubs in Ibiza pay for your travel and accommodation and pay you to perform, you just go up there and press a few buttons and bob your head plus all the birds wanna shag u cuz they think you’re famous

>>212608192
in all seriousness the kiwis post was nonsense. who the fuck starts thinking “grrr this person must hate gays therefore i’ll discount his views on immigration”? only wokes care that much about gays and they will always support immigration anyway

>>212608159
marriage, "disabled" parents need help, family members facing "persecution", right to a family life and so on or they simply hop on a boat and come over here since they already have someone here

>>212608260
god YES

just did myself the disservice of imagining "fucks sake" said in a yank accent

my school brought a celt in from some island to talk to us about celtic history
was amazed that they're still around
they don't have computers or anything like

Bought some new patio furniture, got some picky bits in for tea, gonna sit out there allllll night tonight drinking Aperol Spritz and listening to music

>>212608270
I think you are telling porky pies, why did you first say 'they' told us, implying it was a problem with the school system, leaving out the 'fact' it was a tribal elder who said these things.

>>212608286
i do an RP accent when i say it aloud to myself in my neat shagger man cave just to be clear

>>212608273
i think his point about people blindly hating gays/transes/etc usually being victims to the endless onslaught of bullshit identity politics was rather poignant

>>212608270
>noonga
perth?

«cпeцoпepaция» звyчит cкopee кaк, эммм, «cпeциaльнaя вeчepинкa для гeeв и бoтaнoв»....

>>212608281
You know when they reach our shore they don’t just hop off the boat and catch a taxi right? They are detained and taken to the facility where they hold them

>>212608310
carry on then x

>>212608305
there were teachers there and they didn't object to it, i'm not trying to mislead you m8 i'm just telling you about some bullshit they told us that i can't provide any proof for since the proof doesn't exist, which is why i'm saying it's bullshit

Need ofcom to get a move on and shut this place down

>>212608344
and then they apply for asylum and get it, if they don't get it they don't get deported anyway and are eventually let go

>>212608272
my gf told me a story about her and her mate in a normal club here somewhere and she said there were two DJs and they got them up in the booth to dance. then when the set ended they went into a back room to have a drink and her mate ended up shagging one of them but she claims she just left at that point but I find it extremely unlikely that that was all that happened

HHL is gone, I am what remains x

>>212608316
LOL so in the last 7 years 145,000 have came here and only 56,000 have been allowed to stay.
56,000 over 7 fucking years compared to 1,000,000 a year every year. And this is what they’ve got all the fucking stupid gammon retards worked up about

if i was a migrant I'd go somewhere else not this crap hole country

any gamers in

Wooze and wrugs didn't kill Welper

I did x

>>212608321
nah just like the term "noonga" and i use it for all abos

>>212608398
hurry up with it then, you boring twat

get the FUCKING artillery cannons set up on the white cliffs of dover
get the FUCKING nigger dinghys barraged

>>212608398
why did you end up like this

Slow night Mr Allan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM

Hold on playa you can’t be talking like that about my boy donnie

>>212608382
allowed means fuck all in this case. you think those people who were rejected got deported? lmao

they sayin phineas touch ferb thats why he quiet

>>212607963
gps are among the biggest idiots i've ever encountered
at least 50% of the time they are obviously wrong and just deny it when i say are you sure i dont have other xyz symptoms

>>212608427
I don't know how this happened. How the fuck did I end up here. It's a shitshow if I'm being honest.

Maybe we just do things and we end up being here? There's no simple explanation for it all.

>>212608032
0 iq post

€220000 salary but I live in exile in Luxembourg and have no mates

Need are Emma to fart on me.

>>212608145
link want to bring this up tomorrow

smack i ordered is taking an awfully long time to arrive

just recorded a vocaroo of myself saying fuck's sake in a big john wayne voice then I jerked myself off all over the carpet

I feel the suffering in the world. It's like I'm a fucking antenna. I feel it all.

>>212607773
Hoping this will be me soon. 5 days in atm

Sean "Homosexual Pedophile" Allan

>>212608455
You can’t just deport tens of thousands of people at once. It’s not easy for starmer or any government. NGO groups delay it for as long as they can in the courts, then you have the do gooder citizens who try and block it but protesting at the airport and then you’ve got people on the plane who can kick up a fuss

>>212608519
>Homosexual Pedophile
bit tautological that

Countering the boats by planning my own small boat crossing from Sicily to Syria

Bonafide cure all x

>>212608531
pass a new law to bypass courts
use military planes

industrial size brown biomass blenders

need shot with a ballista pronto

>>212608531
It’s all just smoking mirrors at this point

need a brasileira gf

>smoking mirrors
broadley bait

>>212608595
That’s against their human rights

All kicking off 2018 style x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

walking into an interview for a 200k white collar job with spaghetti sauce stains on the corners of my mouth

>>212608676
not my problem

Crosswords and puzzles to begin in tea minus 30 minutes

>>212608735
Well I’m being realistic you aren’t

>>212608712
€220k over here

Is helperlad actually a nonce? Feels like we say that about every tripfag

getting £999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 in PIP

>>212608749
Yes he is, bragged about watching CP then demanded others watched it

might black myself up and get on a small boat for a laugh

every day is exactly the same

What are your pronouns?

>>212608795
Tried leaving your bedroom? Obviously not.

>>212608790
they'd see you were a timmy from the penis inspection

/brit/... you don't get it

There is nobody in charge x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boDgkH7Yw-0

you could.. you know... filter the trip

Dreaming about forceful sex with a brown bird

>>212608749
>>212607981

>>212608886
That's perfect weather unironically

>>212608790
LOL!
great idea x

>>212608801
I left my bedroom to sit at my office desk and I will be sat here toiling until around 4pm then I will sit here /brit/posting until around 10pm then I'll get the sweet respite of sleep

>>212608846
For me, it's passionate lovemaking with a curvy Asian woman.

>>212608790
we're all laughing at the idea you'll step one foot outside

harrumph

>>212608886
You love to see it. Saturday and Sunday are going to be glorious.

It unironically gets 37C sometimes here in the Midwest during summer

Only fat cunts find 30c uncomfortable when they aren’t even doing a thing

>>212608940
/cum/ would love this

Music For a Sushi Restaurant is actually not very good music for a sushi restaurant

fizzy coconut limeade

>>212608947
Stop talking about semen you utter pervert

>>212608940
highest i've had is 46C
you're a little baby

>>212608940
I love this

31 degrees in the north tomorrow
utterly grim

>>212608937
>tfw warehouse toil this weekend

>>212608940
>>212608964
most facts I've learnt about the USA have been against my will
just fuck off, really

mogged by a fish

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>212608967
Mind you the midwest is on the border with Canada. Just as it gets hot in the summer it can also get -30c here in the winter

Not really fair that Ron got to marry Hermione and I didn't

For those who like him or need spiritual advice, Diego will be posting in /cric/ today.

cracking my erect cock like a glowstick to light my way through a dark tunnel

>>212608980
Listen a majority of the world had to deal with your shit culture being imposed on them by force for decades you can hear one fact about America okay

>>212608967
>go from air-conditioned house to air-conditioned car
>go from air-conditioned car to air-conditioned office
>go from air-conditioned office to air-conditioned car
>go from air-conditioned car to air-conditioned "bottle-o"
>go from air-conditioned "bottle-o" to air-conditioned car
>go from air-conditioned car to air-conditioned house
>YER THESE FACKIN POM CUNTS DON'T KNOW WHAT HOT WEATHER IS MATE

>>212608981
maybe it's wordplay because zako has the kanji for fish in it

cleg bag
or
claggy

Can barely clean the house in 22C heat, no wonder thirdies have been like that for thousands of years

Evil always loses in the end x

Cheers x

>>212609029
not on /brit/
it's just not on, is it?

>>212608981
shes got two right hands

clegg

The roaches in Mexico and Puerto Rico can fly

>>212609055
Go do something you Brits are good at like poorly assembling a car or something

>>212608992
Why be friendly about it

>>212609030
>let me tell you about your country
my house has no AC, my work has no AC
aussies still hang around outside during 40+ weather despite it being downright hazardous
i think you're just bitter about the fact you have no air conditioning at all

>>212609029
>majority of the world had to deal with your shit culture being imposed on them by force
And yet here you are by choice

imagine being a hedgehog or a rodent of some kind and you just live in a hedge

that's right go build my bentley
but don't do it poorly though ok

>>212609090
I mean 4chan was made by an American

Giz a sniff Emma.

>>212609112
yet somehow I don't think /brit/ was

Rorke telling himself there’s still a couple of years left until he’s 30 and that’s plenty of time to turn his life around and be successful

rorke at the club

>>212609088
they're all cranky because they refuse to go outside and sit on the grass under a nice shady tree
instead they insist on staying inside where the heat is trapped

retarded fella who lives on my street making his weird noises outside

mental how nobody can give a single good reason as to why we should be letting all these illegal pakis keep flooding into the country despite the irreversible damage its already caused

why can't leftypol just admit enough is enough?

>>212609127
I suggest you go host it on a British site like Hovis.co.uk or something

>>212609127
yes it was made by americans so we could discuss british culture now get out

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country
um lads... BBC is real

>>212609153
have you even considered the line? it simply has to go up you see

man I fucking suck at bench press

>>212609155
>>212609157
septic tank yanks

>>212608971
which part of the North? im not working but looking at the weather map i cant find anywhere 31C

>>212609155
>>212609157
the internet was created by an englishman you uppity cunts
by that logic you should fuck off from the world wide web entirely

>>212609155
>>212609157
the whole world wide web is english

>>212609158
>Self reported
In that case my cock is about 11 inches

>>212609153
diversity is strength

>>212609170
Just takes time, prefer overhead press and dips myself

>>212609165
there are no paki billionaires or inventors or physicists or any of that rot.

the line go uppers are still psychotic jutting-jawed aryan anglos, but for some reason everyone keeps mum about it

*spontaneously combusts*

what a strange recipe

>>212609184
Jesus they send your rapist ancestors to a death island and now because you have a little money you think you can talk down to people

When are people going to stop with the "trans in sports" or "trans in women spaces" arguments and simply just focus on the fact all trans people are absolute freaks.

It's so glaringly a massive mental health crisis yet we pretend like a large portion of trans people are "normal people trying to get by" My partner works for a charity that did a project with a trans group and they are all freaks with or without women's clothes

>>212609236
you're brown

>>212609173
although the hourly temperature peaks at 30 for some reason

>>212609236
you? done
concession? accepted

>>212609165
what line? the line where they all rinse the fuck out of the benefit system and doss about doing fuck all except destroying our towns

>>212609171
>>212609184
>>212609187
NO U

going to log off for a bit, can't deal with all the yanks

feel like fucking SHIT

>>212609251
You done?*

I wholeheartedly blame the CEX freak work culture for the current trans movement, absolute state of the "people" who worked there

Sheffield is barely North
Poofter wog city, basically just North Midlands
and it's nowhere near the seaside
so FUCK OFF

>>212609158
corr

>>212609286
the ideal time for you to stop posting was about three replies ago lad

Why is there such a strong correlation between int jannies and transgenderism?

>>212609286
You've properly been done by that strayan lad, just take it on the chin and move on we have all been there

You just aren't on the level of the big dogs on here like the strayans

>>212609286
retard

>>212609302
>Poofter wog city
so just like the most major northern cities

Burn everything xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgO-262oWzg

The cronem are activating

>>212609313
>Tranny reply
Ok and?

>>212609316
See
>>212609237

scremiang

do not panic the hot anglo boys
let them rest

>>212609336
>>212609158
the Sudanese cronem are activating

>Yonas Girma who has just been charged with Stephen Morrison murder in 2020 had left behind the gang life and became a wildlife expert even working for Sky

ah excellent, literal somalian murderers on your televisions

>>212609340
christ you're actually angry now aren't you KEK
just log off lil nigga

>>212609328
Not Newcastle, Sunderland, Middlesborough, or Carlisle. Not even Southern Northern cities like Lancaster or York.

>>212609321
It's not over till the fat lady(your mother) sings

don't understand the cooldown before you can delete a post

>>212609321
Done xer

>>212609390
humiliation ritual

>>212609370
Kek imagine

Why are the Americans always so uppity and aggressive. You lot just dont know how to do layed back bants. Just plod off and jog on you plonkers

>>212609370
this one doth protest too much when it comes to the "yanks" methinks
look at the language he always uses in his posts
silly cunt

imagine going down in one of those old metal diving suit, and a giant octupus grabs you
those were brave men

>>212609406
literally no other reason

>>212609426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_in_the_woodpile

this is you

>>212607389
>you made me curious why you posted a burrito.
I came up with a pun with /brit/ and /buritto/.
That's why I posted the pic of buritto.

>>212609390
Nothing worse than posting a cracking early new thread just to forget the subject and watch it slide out of existence

>>212609428
I refuse to imagine that

>>212609359
looks like a tree

>>212609425
its embarrassing isnt it. ventured out into wider 4chan yesterday and everyone seems to argue back

>>212609426
lol shut up nigga

>>212609425
plink plonk tinkity tonk

seriously, jog on. Nobody likes you

Ok ok but I agree with Aussies on the fact that New Zealand posters need to be sent to Auschwitz

Sick to bastard death of friendlyjordies making fun of how our Labour party spell the word labour, which is correct, while Australians spell it Labor while is YANKIFIED shite.
Fuck Jordan Shanks and FUCK YOU Australia.

Rorkestead

They’re singing RnB classics in the Gherkin showers aren’t they?

They’re getting their batons nice and clean aren’t they?

They’re drying off and getting they luh waves done aren’t they?

Non-Whites are biologically inferior beasts.

>>212609443
I think there are some things worse than that actually

>>212609425
it's mad isn't it
its like they think they're in an action movie, they constantly feel the need to perform the whole billy big bollocks "WHAT'D YOU SAY MOTHERFUCKER?" routine at even the slightest ribbing

>>212608531
>You can’t just deport tens of thousands of people at once
Why? Heathrow alone area over 200,000 people pass through it a day

>>212609475
I have many loved ones here
we love each other very much

>>212609455
That thing unironically looks at home in London

>>212609501
Swings on roundabouts really

>>212609359
Concerned about the green portion. What are they!?

>>212609512
One Lububu Matcha Kit Kat Finger Bang Surprise please

>>212609369
Lebensunwertes Leben.

>>212609359
what the fuck

brown biomass bread

clenching a kettlebell between the arsecheeks for my squats

>>212609526
South Americans and Arabs

I bet half of you try hard gimps do shit like this when talking to women LOL

Yanks singlehandedly ruin the banter on here

>>212609558
idk how people can be so cringe
i just say i dont know or cool do you recomend etc
who cares lmao
how do people even exist when every conversation is a competition

>>212609558
mad how unfunny foids are
love them with all my heart, don't get me wrong, but they just don't get it

>>212609552
Just more browns then. I was hoping for something more exciting

right who is making the new. Dont make me do it again

>>212609558
Never, I’m very honest about it, I have no need to act like I know it all because I know I don’t, despite the fact that I’m a music autist and listen to more music than most people could ever get close to. Like those freaks with 30,000 vinyls

>>212609577
bro is the exact kind of numale she’s talking about :skull:

>>212609562
British banter is just shit 90% of the time desu

>>212609616
>>212609616
>>212609616

>>212609605
I bet I listen to more music than you

>>212609605
>I don’t need to brag about my music taste
>*immediately brags about music taste*

loool they seriously can’t help it

>>212609577
yeah?
>>212609544
>>212609455
>>212609150
>>212609023
>>212608422

>>212609650
all me

>>212609558
>get asked a perfectly reasonable question
>chimp out over it
foids...

>>212609535
The big jump around the age of 18 - 20 is university students, of course.