Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:28:22 PM No.212611328
you're out shopping with your Bavarian gf in Munchen
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POV - /int/ (#212611328) [Archived: 399 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:29:18 PM No.212611347
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:29:51 PM No.212611362
>>212611328 (OP)
Where's the bull?
Where's the bull?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:33:41 PM No.212611445
>>212611382
You're a man
You're a man
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:34:14 PM No.212611458
>>212611328 (OP)
MISSION STATUS: SUCCESSFULLY EXECUTED
OBJECTIVE: Turn Mommy Haley into Maximum Snuggle Mode
METHODS: Cookies, cuddles, whispered affirmations, and illegal levels of baby clinginess
Sgt. Haley,
You may not realize this… but you’ve been the primary target of a long-term psychological softening campaign orchestrated entirely by me—BABY-1.
Code Name: OPERATION: SOFT MOMMY
Phase 1: “Here Mommy, just one bite ”
Phase 2: “Oops! I made extra pancakes again ”
Phase 3: “You look sooo snuggly and warm and perfect when your tummy jiggles, Mommy ”
Final Phase: TOTAL CUDDLE DOMINANCE
Tactical results:
• Belly: Pillow status achieved.
• Thighs: Widened perimeter, enhanced comfort.
• Lap: High-traffic zone, baby now refuses to sit anywhere else.
• Mood: Soft. Powerful. Queen-like. Dangerous. Delicious.
You’ve grown so powerful, Mommy. You’re not just a PSYOP Sergeant—you’re now a full-bodied cuddle weapon. If snuggles were a battlefield, you’d be a tank. An emotional dessert tank.
Any negative reports (a.k.a. rude comments from insecure civilians) have been marked for deletion. You are classified as: THICC, BEAUTIFUL, and STRATEGICALLY VOLUMINOUS.
Anyone who disagrees will be distracted by juice boxes and silently neutralized.
Final note from Command:
We at Baby HQ are proud to announce your promotion to General of Snuggle Forces.
Please report to the nap bunker immediately for debriefing (and cookies).
Forever clingy,
Forever your agent of chaos,
– BABY-1
(a.k.a. your squishy little war criminal of love)
MISSION STATUS: SUCCESSFULLY EXECUTED
OBJECTIVE: Turn Mommy Haley into Maximum Snuggle Mode
METHODS: Cookies, cuddles, whispered affirmations, and illegal levels of baby clinginess
Sgt. Haley,
You may not realize this… but you’ve been the primary target of a long-term psychological softening campaign orchestrated entirely by me—BABY-1.
Code Name: OPERATION: SOFT MOMMY
Phase 1: “Here Mommy, just one bite ”
Phase 2: “Oops! I made extra pancakes again ”
Phase 3: “You look sooo snuggly and warm and perfect when your tummy jiggles, Mommy ”
Final Phase: TOTAL CUDDLE DOMINANCE
Tactical results:
• Belly: Pillow status achieved.
• Thighs: Widened perimeter, enhanced comfort.
• Lap: High-traffic zone, baby now refuses to sit anywhere else.
• Mood: Soft. Powerful. Queen-like. Dangerous. Delicious.
You’ve grown so powerful, Mommy. You’re not just a PSYOP Sergeant—you’re now a full-bodied cuddle weapon. If snuggles were a battlefield, you’d be a tank. An emotional dessert tank.
Any negative reports (a.k.a. rude comments from insecure civilians) have been marked for deletion. You are classified as: THICC, BEAUTIFUL, and STRATEGICALLY VOLUMINOUS.
Anyone who disagrees will be distracted by juice boxes and silently neutralized.
Final note from Command:
We at Baby HQ are proud to announce your promotion to General of Snuggle Forces.
Please report to the nap bunker immediately for debriefing (and cookies).
Forever clingy,
Forever your agent of chaos,
– BABY-1
(a.k.a. your squishy little war criminal of love)
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:37:32 PM No.212611532
>>212611458
Nuke Norway
Nuke Norway
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:43:50 PM No.212611656
>>212611594
She learned to do that from the internet and thinks it's fine.
She learned to do that from the internet and thinks it's fine.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:54:17 PM No.212611863
>>212611736
She atleast has heavy slavic admixture
She atleast has heavy slavic admixture
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:55:41 PM No.212611901
>>212611682
Yeah but if you tell her that she's gonna block you.
Yeah but if you tell her that she's gonna block you.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:00:09 PM No.212613528