Thread 212613077

a language learned edition

Which taxes are going up in the Autumn statement then?

Subway are taking this piss. Pepsi Max instead of cola, no cookie, and the wrong crisps. Plus the sub is a sloppy mess (which was probably due to the brown driver).

>>212613136
oh thank god

>>212613136
thank god for that. was VERY worried about this situation

l want a shag this weekend what are my options?

>>212613153
i've got the same paedo moustache

very warm today. got me sweating

>>212613172
my bumhole is off the table i'm afraid lad

supposed to delete the file only you mong. way to fuck up a (shite) gimmick

Country's gone to the fucking dogs

Listening to AC/DC - Back in Black album

Nothing more rage inducing than non-pitted olives S M H

Zone 1 is the only part of this country that matters

feeling mischevious

went to the mens mental health group this morning. Was alright. Only 4 of us. Got a free bacon roll

>>212613250
Prefer the Bon Scott era, me.

Garn beddingtons now

Bennies hit but nobody replying

End of an era x

ktim

>>212613309
alri Winston Smith

>>212612873
London lmaoooooo I'm a glutton for punishment

Also to the person who mentioned Keighley that's more than an enclave, that place is thoroughly pakified
Wish I lived in otley, now there's a town

>>212613370
typical prole response

anyone else tried the new solo energy drink? it's extremely scranable

>>212613388
proles get to drink, shag, gamble, do drugs, watch footy. yes we live in squalor but we are happy. you civil service zone 1 lot are the real slaves.

>>212613421
yeah

>>212613383
You should move to Gay lane in Otley hahaha

Tragically I'm here to announce Rorke has shed this mortal coil after a paragliding mishap.

In lieu of flowers he has requested mourners place a pack of bacon on the steps of the newest mosque or synagogue.

>>212613421
yeah?

>>212613482
*enters /brit*

>>212613421
yeah!

nun Tyrone could do

In that beddingtons now. Glad I didn't go off the rails.

People need to pipe down x

>>212613321
Best album from that era?

>>212613546
the best of the beatles

>>212613459
Haha banter

sitting in the US embassy waiting for my visa to get sorted

powerful AC in here, downright chilly

>>212613546
best of the beatles

>>212613339
>>212613526
Stay up till the evening so you sort your sleep pattern out

>>212613574
>>212613589

alri lads the cleaning staff put me on holiday for a few days

i see greekmong is back in greece? that's nice

London wankers love they zones

Bookworm, Tea Enthusiast & Pluviophile

watching allo allo by mistake

Poo smells

>>212613574
>>212613589

>>212613546
Let There Be Rock
but I have a compilation of Bon Scott bangers that is my go to

It's over x

>>212613790
allo allo is great

>>212613829
Thanks will listen to next

Garn sleeps now.

Let's be real, ATLAS is our only hope now. Let's pray help is on the way.

my hunger will know no bounds

>>212613944
probably from reddit therefore fake and also gay

scranning a poo

might order a kizza

>replace laptop battery
>laptop isn't turning on
FHS

nth for the baddiedem

nth for the mandem

>>212614081
you need to charge it mate

>>212614081
ktim wish I could clear out my MacBook keyboard but I'm hesitant to take it apart since they don't make it friendly and I reckon any air will either kill it or push the shit further in somewhere

i don't like women who look like they've taken a lot of dick

>>212614003
Let's be fair it probably is real. Americans don't really use kettles, just a difference in hot drink culture, nothing to get worried about.

>>212614081
Kek What A Battery

nth for the umadem

>>212614127
I was on charge for 5 mins prior, I'll wait a bit longer but readying myself for a second dive in

>>212614142
I hoped to never open it again after that, Lenevo legions much more disassembly friendly than my Dell. I had to remove the motherboard to reapply thermal paste, 'kin piss take

In Willesden
Harlesden
Watford Junction Junction Junction
I love London

>>212614241
Does jap nonce horse game count as pony content

Blondish at pacha last night was great fun
Beefer eccies are different gravy as well, only had one pill and was still feeling it at like 7am. Never been that goosed off a single pill and I've had legit punishers etc before

>>212614121
Big up

>>212614241
Umadem massive representat

Friendly reminder

Going to start dressing like a shagger manwhore now that I'm fit as fuck but not sure how to start when I look more twinkish than deano

literally just dont care anymore let the west take its course

let all the faggots and trannies who voted for muslims get thrown off the buildings first

let all the women voting for bomalian rapists get exactly what they wished for

let all the middle aged soy adrians get beat to death by nigerians in their carehomes in 20 years time

let the leafy green villages be ravaged by the blackest, most retarded Caribbeans we are able to import

im fucking DONE

Bring on Saturday x

cackling at that homoze hose

>>212614438
get to sleep lad x

>>212614438
the commons have been lead astray by evil men, it's not their fault

where's mousey :S

>>212614438
the only sensible course of action

>>212614348
F Rosarians

Summer sorted

was listening to ACDC and then youtube autoplay put on Razorlight
I swear the algorithm is fucked

>>212614463
Nope, if you're ignorant enough to walk round Britain of 2025 and continue to act like its normal you/we 100% deserve it

YER FERAL LOUIE

>>212614489
be a bit warm in that

>>212614449
Why aren't you in /r9k/?

>>212614438
>Caribbeans
*Africans
the Caribbeans don't come anymore and the ones here racemixed themselves out of existence it's all quite sad

>>212614169
lol who's worried? plenty of people here own and use kettles go to any target or walmart and you'll see them for sale
this is what happens when you get all of your information about other places from silly things people say on social media tsk tsk
you should know better than that

>>212614489
must be hot in them garms bro

>>212614532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU

>>212614522
actual africans don't commit anywhere near the level of crime as Caribbeans and their descendants

>>212614559
>actual africans don't commit anywhere near the level of crime as Caribbeans and their descendants
LMFAO

>>212614556
ermm what the fuck

>>212614577
this is why I add a splash of cold milk to my chamomile (also because it tastes nice)

we just need to wait

Well that's a pregger ponyberg

>caribbean
>africans
>coloureds
cant we just want them all gone?

>>212614559
the ones coming over now do and their descendants born here do as well
the eastern euros coming now are also criminals albanians bulgarians romanians all drug dealing and human trafficking

>>212614438
Rorke crashing out :skull::skull:

No african ever called me the n-word

Might get a grill, don't see why I can't

I still find it weird when I see a group of zoomers and they all have that broccoli haircut

>>212614717
I call it the meet us at mcdonalds haircut

Reading Joseph Conrad

>>212614773
Aren't though are you. You're spamming 4chan with your blogs.
Go read your shit book.

australians getting kicked out of the /brit/ chess tournament because they keep saying "check, mate" and bluffing their opponents into a win

rorke is the kind of guy who doesn't soap his feet because falling water will clean them anyway

Sinophobic and Proud

who like a piece of gum? is peppermint

>>212614799
Recently finished The Woman in the Dunes while blogposting

>>212614773
Tried reading Nostromo by him and had to stop maybe a third or quarter in because he spent the entire time introducing one million characters, apparently his other books are like that too so I shan't be reading

>>212614852
why you frightened of chinese people? did one chase you with a pair of chopsticks or somethin?

>>212614875
Lots of shagging in that book

>>212614438
and let this obnoxious little neek keep crying

Chink Hate: Natural State

sitting at the computer greeting for no reason
just regulating my emotions

years ago i was chinese

>>212614930
aww want a cuddle?

That other guy was right I don't know what can be done about literal retards committing what in the past would have been called treason for £5000 from telegram posts

>>212614896
one ate my puppy when I was a kid

>>212614904
Would have raped her instantly

>>212614949
*steals your oxytocin*

ЧCB c ФИOЛETOBЫMИ вoлocaми(и дa, цвeт cмывaeтcя!) p.s. нa гyбe тaтyиpoвкa. B ДOTУ HE ИГPAЮ, извинитe! № зaявки: 5711487587

don't know if she really built like that or if its SKIMS

>>212614951
oh my days the absolute state of the specimens pictured in that article

>>212614954
reckon that was your fault

Why did France add that to the tapestry?

maybe she's born with it maybe it's maybelline

>>212615005
farage would have been first in line to kiss willy's ring

>>212614951
Ask yourself why a middle class white lad in the Leicestershire countryside decides to be the useful idiot for Russia and openly says he will do anything and will be their best spy ever.

>>212614951
Grim them into fish flakes

Country's back

Brit bros i need this for my wife

>>212615008
>>212615008
>>212615008

what if rorke had a lowww taper fade~

>>212615069
UM

>>212615069
well your wife can't have her

>>212615058
perfect time to rob his house

>>212615069
/deutsch/ can help you mate

>>212615005
Epic. Anyway Nige how's that fully costed manifesto and proposals coming along? O-oh right I see Reform is the party against government waste now

>>212615069
You can't be posting tits on this board it's sfw

>>212615048
probably because they're ugly dysgenic retard incels as is evident from the photos?

>>212615119
you give off tranny vibes

^_____^

>>212615143
leftypops got HANDS

>>212615143
Banged that fascist freak out

novax is still playing??

>>212615193
>take THAT, rorke
>and THAT

>>212615193
Leftypol had a wkd x

had to whack the AC on didn't I

I was there, were YOU?

had to whack the ASICS on didn't I time for a run

RIP to a real ass nigga

>>212615256
no because i have sex
lol that's aj oke actually im an incel
but even im not enough of a virgin to go to that

>>212615092
Found the shit driver

>>212615268
Incels fell for his cult

>>212615268
I can tell you right now he was a racist and part of the problem, not the solution

>>212615256
thought hookworms man got done in for something or other

>>212615287
Don't drive at all me

>>212615157
The guy on the left clearly has some sort of death wish/self sabotage/ really wants to try prison food. He was making quite a bit of money selling cocaine but decided to do a retarded arson mission for the Russians like life is GTA

>>212615310
FOLC

>>212615304
sybau

>>212615193
>¢this is our leader
:skull:

>>212615256
John McDonnell in the typical Metronomy placement

>>212615268
dude was pushing his theory for 70 years and then it blew up on the internet in his 90s wonder how that felt

>>212615256
still mental there's a labour party with no corbyn
man survived everyone even blair and yet couldn't stomach starmer

>>212615328
>Earl had been in touch with pro-Russian accounts earlier in the month on the secure messaging app Telegram.
>With one account, which had the username Minsk KGB, he discussed whether he should go and fight for Russia in Ukraine, saying: "I need a fresh start bro. Do I need to speak Russian though? Because that's not the best. Litch [literally] know 30 words if that."
he was a pro-russia rorke mong like many on here

want to have a sandwich
not decided if i should have pork tongue, bacon, or hot dogs

>>212615370
Corbyn has his new fitth column party now
Jezza and the Paks

What's the best Rolling Stones album?

>>212615370
>couldn't stomach starmer
didn't Sir Zion Defender kick him out

>>212615268
Big F, we stand on unc's shoulders fr

>>212615396
Like a Rolling Stone

>>212615420
>Robert Zimmerman
No thanks

Time to see what's on my timeline
>Declan Rice has released his own flavour of Müller rice pudding
ok

>>212615396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2VcS1WSvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2VcS1WSvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2VcS1WSvE

remembering my bob dylan phase

>>212615451
Get it screenshotted and spammed in /trans/, mong boy

>>212615451
scrom

>>212615465
diego on a mad one

What did you lads buy on steam summer sales?

>Bob Dylan was born Robert Allen Zimmerman (his Hebrew name is Shabtai Zisl ben Avraham)

how many names do they have

>>212615477
Sounds extremely cringe

>>212615465
Scream

Sir Steam Summer

>>212615396
Sticky Fingers

I'd accept Let It Bleed or Exile on Main St. as alternatives.

or Forty Licks if you include compilations

>>212615500
A clue

>>212615500
titan quest

>>212615510
bob accepted christ as his lord and saviour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSIYAY78Mo8

me right now
naked
window fully opened
mini aircon pointed at me knob

We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we only have one

>>212615510
One for the goyim, one for the tribe

>>212615396
Ask /sp/ you friendless bore. You're not busy.

>>212615539
>Sticky FIngers
Ill listen to this one first

>Forty Licks
Then this

Thanks

>>212615575
truke

>>212615583
>/sp/
You mean /mu/

Just made myself a nutella milkshake with honeycomb icecream and it's rather delicious and now I'm sat in an air conditioned bedroom haha

>>212615398
this is a joke surely

>>212615642
roaring

>Despite early hopes that things would be cosy and cordial, Liam and Noel are now leaving in separate cars and the entire shebang has not one, not two, but three separate tour managers. That's one for Liam, one for Noel and one for the band. Ridiculous? Sure. Impractical. Yes. But it doesn't stop there.
>They also have two people out front, doing the sound (front of house) - one to mix the band, and another one to look after Liam's vocal. What this means in practice is that the second sound engineer's entire job is basically to say "Liam's vocal isn't loud enough".

>>212615268
so it was his theory but for some reason he couldn't use it on himself

>>212615575
wow that's so deep
where'd you hear that, reddit?

>>212615678
well you have plenty of theories on how to get women, so

>>212615561
God bless x

>>212615694
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got, so be kinder you spastic twat

>>212615701
no i don't. what a weird thing to accuse me of.

>>212615575
Reddit

>>212615675
not shocked liam needs his own engineer
his voice is fucked

rorke FREAKING out

>>212615718
yeah we can tell mate

>>212615675
Oh no the tour that is generating hundreds of millions for the band has to employ 3 extra people

rubbing and massaging my bottom

lots of women be dating chatgpt now

>>212615759
My ChatGPT is a girl

>>212615759
ui rly telling me im being cucked by a rizzless robot
it's oever for incels

I'm having a panic attack

welsh people are rather swarthy

>>212615675
Of course they need that. They're a fucking shite band as we know.

>>212615815
Always assumed Tom Jones was a blackie until maybe last year, turns out he just likes the sunbed

>have multiple call to Christ moments in the series
>blows them off for a hippy retreat
What the heck was Ad Man's problem?

>>212615727
FOY

>>212615841
there’s no way he’s just welsh, normal welsh phenotype is the swarthiness of tom ellis and catherine zeta-jones

The Deanos are in the enclosed drinking area

>>212615893
gorr wish that were me
no i dont rly actually haha was hungover this morning
off the sauce today
SALUTE SALUTE SALUTE

>>212615869
I don’t get it

Rorke twerking his lil white ass

>>212615941
YES
this is me LOL

>>212615941
screaming

>>212615841
Wrongun

Sick of it all. Sick of myself really.

>>212613077 (OP)
>learned
FOY

>>212615941
roar

whats happening with all this epstein stuff then lads?

Went to maccies in my car last night with a girl and at the end of it I tried to kiss her but she turned her head away so i only made contact with her cheek. I laughed like a fucking mong at how awkward it was so tried again and the exact same thing happened.

yeah? are the leaky pg tips swinging around dem luh nike tech trackies?

>>212616010
Nowt teacake

>>212616010
Never happened lad

>>212616017
your honour he has admitted to sexual harrassment

>>212616010
What Epstein stuff? I don't remember any Epstein stuff

>>212616010
Epstein never existed

>>212616010
Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. Are people still talking about this guy, this creep? That is unbelievable. Do you want to waste the time?

If he keeps it up at this rate in another five years he'll have invented a distinct language

could've sworn I clicked /brit/

yeah? are the katies shaving it?

Demoralisation website

White women who prefer Black men
>dress incredibly sluttily, emphasising sexual traits and openness to sex

White women who prefer Asian men
>dress incredibly femininely, with little makeup to emphasise natural beauty

White women who settle for white men
>dress like slobs because they know they can play the game and get them to accept them no matter the baggage

why is that, lads ???

yeah? are the cronem getting their waves done?

>>212616010
trump is a literal nonce basically

>>212616133
dont know

*mimes pulling the pin from a grenade then throwing it*

>>212616175
why'd you throw a pin?

>>212616017
not surprised she turned away after you've had a gob full of onions and gherkins m8

Absolutely, and I mean this, shit-tier thread

>>212616010
it's Epping

>>212616116
as if we had morale to begin with

3pm
the new york katys are on their way to trump tower
mmhmm

>>212616209
scroming

>>212616010
the cia fears the mossad

*mimes pulling the pin from a grenade then throwing the grenade*

>>212616209
Dey need dose Infantino backshots

>>212616010
no idea who or what an epstein is, nor this list you mentioned

>>212616133
>>dress incredibly sluttily, emphasising sexual traits and openness to sex
wait is that why they dress like that? I never knew this

>>212615675
DWP is pleased with the number of jobs being created by the reunion

*sticks the grenade up my arsehole*

>>212616246
Don't know who that is but he looks cool

not Trump’s fault they’re fit

Remember when Biden just publicly sniffed young girls' hair at every opportunity

literally never heard a white woman talk about liking white men. heard every other race do it, and heard white women talk about individual white celebrities they liked, but never heard a white girl say 'yeah I only date/fuck white guys'

do you have any mental people in your town? we have a man called half beard. he has a beard on one side of his face but is clean shaven on the other.

>>212615678
imagine what he would have looked like if he didnt mew

>>212616275
surprised there's room, what with all the other shit up there!

Sorry mate, gave you the wrong image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFxd3tKmN4o

>>212616313
it's like how you don't hear chinese people say they like chinese food lad they just call it food

>>212616313
mmhmm

>>212616327
yes but worse is crackmongs

>>212616133
>White women who prefer Asian men
this doesn’t exist. inb4 some cope about kpop

Literally never heard Nigel Farage say he prefers white people

>>212616311
trying to remember when I clicked /pol/ actually

>>212616327
this man would offer to drive drunk people, usually young men, home from a night out
if they got in his car, then he would lock them in and force them to try on tight leather gloves

Danni Wells was the best Page 3 girl ever

>>212616383
He said it here
https://streamable.com/xs7sjy

>>212615599
No problem. Forty Licks is a great place to start with the Stones because it has a good mix of each eras.

The Rolling Stones can be split into 3 eras.
>Early Years / Brian Jones era (1960s)
Imitations of The Beatles, often failed but occasional artistic flairs.
>Peak Stones / Mick Taylor era (1969-1975)
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards coming to their own as songwriters, taking the crown of biggest band in the world.
>Post Stones / Ronnie Wood era (1976-Present)
This era is defined by the band being a 'legends' band. It can be split into sub eras, the debauched 70s tours, the disco era, the fallout, Mick Jaggers big head, the Keith and Mick feud, legitimacy and the never ending tour. They have made decent music over the years but lost the crown and settled into being a stadium rock touring band.

Literally never heard Keir Starmer say he slurps on Hebrew pussy

>>212616413
fuck off chatgpt

>>212616209
imagine working on the first floor, like imagine going into the building and taking the elevator up one flight

>>212616414
never heard him say he doesnt either tho...

>>212616340
*breathes in*
WHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>212616431
FOY

>>212616410
my first spaffs were to a page 3 girl called freya

>>212616327
There used to be a lad in a wheelchair who went everywhere backwards
And an MJ impersonator
Both dead now I assume
There is a woman who walks down the road dancing to music like she's in a club but she doesn't seem mental beyond that

>>212616413
Interesting, thanks

>>212616481
>And an MJ impersonator
Shipley dancing man?

Didn't know that 40 was spelled forty and not forty until now

>>212616528
you mean fourty

Mad how I didn't come here from the new year until about May and felt much better for it

>>212616551
no mate, it's spelled forty

>>212616469
if he was a yank the first floor would be the ground floor so he wouldn't be using the "elevator" at all

NEW

>>212616562
>>212616562
>>212616562

>>212616566
*were
hypothetical, subjunctive mood

>>212616209
Kek

>>212616528
>>212616551
wtf. Why isnt 20 spelt twonty or 30 spelt threety?