Great Nigel Alliance edition

incel rape sub-edition

neoliberal bull logging in

What's goin' on, on the floor?
I love this record, baby, but I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool, what's the name of this club?
I can't remember, but it's alright, a-alright
JUST DANCE

Too hot out

Genuinely am just sick of it all. Same old jokes, same old memes, same old arguments. Give me anything else to do.

Get them all in

>>212616589

>>212616686
Vile vapid Jewish whore

In that order

got a cock like a fucking chupa chups lollipop

nth for the holodem

>>212616706
>um, ackshully im not jewish

>>212616719
>24
>3 kids
>religious and serious men only
mad how thigh their standards are just cos she is fit af

>>212616719
Imagine her fat brown arse bouncing up and down on BWC

>Comfy WFH toil
>6/10 gf
>Couple of mates to go to the pub with
>A nice hobby like collecting something
Don't have any of these things but reckon that's all I'd need really

>>212616635
what are you, a schoolchild waiting for homework? go fucking do something then

>>212616740
It's literally not real thoughevershallbeit

>>212616740
End of times akhi

>>212616747
ktim

>>212616719
so this shit is just for slags then
why's she wearing a wedding ring

Sat on a teams call, camera off, in my pants just fondling my sweaty bollocks

Might go back to Vikingmaxxing

>>212616795
based and deenpilled

>>212616528
>>212616551
wtf. Why isnt 20 spelt twonty or 30 spelt threety?

https://youtu.be/TAYmv_zn7Jc?si=PkPMr5ZoNgqfwY1z

>>212616635
Your uma musume playthroughs??

>>212616706
She's Lebanese Christian Brazilian albeit

there has never been an instance when conversative were on the right side of history

>>212616829
why is it eleven and twelve and not oneteen and twoteen? dont ask questions

>>212616842
She wears a star of david in loads of tiktoks however

>>212616843

anyone else noticed its a bit warm?

All my trainers are worn out, might get a pair of Tories

>>212616872
no got the blinds shut

>>212616843
in the 70s leftypol was unironically trying to normalise noncery along side gayness so they were right about that at least.

>>212616858
Wtf why isnt it?

errrm

LOVE an exotic (not black) Christian type
Coptic Christian GF 2025

I’m having a nap. Wake me up in 4 hours

Started playing hearthstone. Deleted it after 1 game, what a load of shite.

>>212616920
dunno summat to do with german and base 12. zwolf

For me it's being completely checked out and doing the bare minimum to make it to the next day

>>212616719
This looks like an AI made image

>>212616957
do this with every game me

just done the garden now im covered in BITS

leftypol loitering in the gents

>>212616985
Give it a rest sheed

>>212616843
cambodia

>>212616803
people tend to apply for a new job before quitting their current one

>>212616719
>5'1
>that tall at the counter
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE AS FUCK

Have games I bought for the PS3 and never got around to playing, mad really

>>212616719
Don't think this is real but if it is I guarantee once you get all the figure hugging clothing and makeup off her she's not half as fit

Dr House has officially ended his tenancy at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

(The show has finished now and so the Houseposting gimmick has come to an end)

>>212617030
which ones

If terminally online 4channers are getting taken in by AI now it's literally over for boomers

pip came in anyone want anything

>>212617042
Gonna miss you Houseposter x

>>212617073
get us a big can

>>212617042
Would love to watch it again but the final year or so it really fizzled out

>>212617023
How tall do you think a counter is?

bummed the bf and got a bit of poo on my willy

>>212617042
whats next? may i suggest kingdom hospital

>>212617042
House as well as the cult of NHS has done irreparable damage to the egos of GPs in this country
Despite being glorified search engines they all have this smug, know it all demeanour about them

Remember when America just made good shows and it wasn't all about blacks and gays and that

>>212617136
Does he suck his own poo back off your willy?

House, GP.

>>212616747
Yeah. All a man needs really

>>212616747
Defeatist pathetic worm mindset. This is why the indians and blacks are taking over.

Mad how I used to go on high-effort nights out and go to clubs where 15 lads were all sniffing around one mediocre girl just absolutely could not be arsed now

thought no money was my problem but it turns out I have no idea how to turn money into happiness

>>A nice hobby like collecting something

>>212617073
how much do you get and why do you get it

man's gotta eat

>>212617042
Diagnosis Murder

What's wrong with collecting things

>>212617337
like 500 a month and because I'm bipolar

>>212617313
Weird when you're older and see spotty 18-22 year olds and know exactly what their mindset is

where's your labubu, ronke?

>>212616803
Almost like its not real

>>212617320
what's wrong with collecting things

I collect yous

>>212617073
200 quid ta

>>212617353
bipolar doesn't stop you working, lazy cunt

Mad how it's going to get a little bit darker every day for literally five months

anyone want to do a jigsaw puzzle?

>>212617073
bag of bacon fries and a double decker

>>212617401
honestly im fed up with being woken up at 5.30am by the sun
or going on an ightout and it being light before i get home

hopefully this will be my last summer if you know what i mean

>>212617445
as a virgin?

>>212617398
Can't work sorry I've got mental elf

Mad how in just five months you'll be getting ready for Christmas

>>212617401
only really notice it when the clocks change myself

the sigma sigma spider climbed up the skibidi spout

>>212617445
are you emigrating? if so, good luck and all the best in your new home
are you offing yourself? if so, please don't do it lad. we at /brit/ value everyone's contributions to our little community and I'm sure your family love you

>>212617454
Perhaps I judged them too harshly

shhh

that's englards done

SO FUCKING HOT

We should just stay on British Summer Time permanently

>>212617467
it's time to get him booked

>>212617454
good idea for a music video

Some of the Purple Akis you see walking around now could be quite white-passing but somehow that makes it worse, can't explain

fed up of little dickheads in society thinking it’s their job to police everything some little mug who works in petrol station giving me grief over a £50 note which he’s already scanned and seen is legitimate just give my change you fucking freak

>>212617535
Good post

>>212617567
spoiler that hog

>>212617571
Are you not also policing him?

shaking my shit to Yusuke Yamauchi - Anchorhead Raid in my smelly evil incel lair

>Are you not also policing him?

>>212616747
Got 3/4 of these but let me tell you it's all worthless without the gf

>>212617637
*pulls out electrifying mantis blades*

right then

If you're the police, who will police the police?

>>212617108
yeah i agree the last season was not the best. Never a good sign when 2 new main characters come in on the last season. Just a clear sign that they did all they could to push one more season out
>>212617167
I have the next show in mind but im not gonna gimmick it. Just going to get the thing watched. Also keeping it a secret because i feel spoilers may be a bigger factor with it compared to House

>>212617571
Zoomers getting panic attacks whenever they have to handle cash, literally shitting themselves if its a £50 note

Normies love to proclaim how environmentally friendly and anti consumerist they are until the latest shite fad pops up

They'll sneer at kids going mental for prime then pay £20 for Dubai chocolate or a labubu because some ethical ambiguous social media personality told them it's the in thing

How do I cope with my small penis? When it's soft it's as big as a shrimp aand even when erect it's definitely unimpressive. I don't even have the courage to measure it...

>>212617757
Absolute shitloads of Dubai chocolate in the reduced section of the local Tescohen, still £7.50 though. I'll buy when it goes under £5

>Scottish banknotes are unusual, first because they are issued by retail banks, not government central banks, and second, because they are not legal tender anywhere in the United Kingdom. Scottish bank notes are not legal tender even in Scotland

>>212617619
explain how
>>212617720
pathetic, he started going on saying “Tesco will probably start monitoring the situation because we’ve had a surge in £50 notes” then the other women who was like 60 told me this was the second they’d had today. Hardly a fucking surge then is it

a cuddle with Jack

I have an above-average penis that never sees use

>>212617809
Funny how we have fake money too but you can actually use it

>>212617637
i still don't understand how they do this

>>212617804
Lol you're such a good little goy aren't you

>>212617864
tuppence is tuppence

raping my own arse

>>212617804
contaminated with heavy metals, pajeet faeces and banned weedkiller

Women at toil go mad over whatever the latest scam call is but the 'ki shop over the road gets raided for selling illegal fags to kids once a month and they just roll their eyes

australia should use the euro

in scotland £1 = £0

!!

>>212617898
auro or ozro?

>>212617864
>>212617892
Just want to try it once so I can pretend I'm Reviewbrah

>>212617757
What the fuck is a labubu

>>212617897
Shop next door to me does Marlboro touch for £9
Hate pakis and criminality obviously but I do prefer cheaper fags

genuinely hilarious

>>212617936
youll find out when youre older

>>212617809
they regularly freak out about English people not accepting them too lmao

gimmick nation

Don't understand how the pound is still relatively so strong

>>212617944
in what way?

>>212617898
better than using the dollar
entire country of FOYs

>>212617926
dont understand this post

mad how shit this country is

>>212617815
If parliament and the bank of england had kept up with inflation, we’d have £200 notes by now.

>>212617982
Million quid there isn’t even half a mil here

Currencies are .... le worth different amounts!?!

>>212617936
Just signed for Chelsea for £67m

>>212617809
>they are issued by retail banks, not government central banks,
it's amazing the utter nonsense central governments allows the scots to do and they still complain they are oppressed

>>212618009
are you thick or summat

>>212617906

The only thing Sir Poo Barmer ever said that was interesting was his Federal UK idea but he seems to have completely dropped it

>>212618062
he's Sir Status Quo

Sir Gang Smasher

>>212618011
Yh but I expect that from like a third world country
>>212618031
How

Sir Dad Rocker

who wants to be a millionaire has been cheating brits for 20 years
clarkson should be ashamed

rorkes dar

Mental how chavs regularly do shit they’d rinse normal people for doing
They have no social filter and don’t give a singular fuck about societal norms. Biomass which must be ground up.

spaffed in me pants again, not changing them though

Radio stations regularly used to do competitions where you could call in and win £50k or something, don't know where they got the cash

>>212618155
they still do that you muppet

imagine pumping your seed deep into the love of your life's snatch while she wraps her legs around you and begs you to get her pregnant

*surreptitiously adds warwick davis to the biomass list*

>>212618173
Not worth as much now though is it

>>212618178
the love of my life is an animated cartoon pony

>>212618192
ok

all the best art is in museums and not art galleries
makes you think

>>212618192

Hard Rorke Hallelujah

>>212618192
which

>>212618190
greatest hits radio were doing a 500k giveaway this week. i regularly have to listen to at toil and its often 6 figures

intro/verse: A-2, D-4 to A-5, D-7, to A-10, D-12, to A-7, D-9. These are the power chords that make up the body of the song. In chord notation they are B, D, G, E.


picky bit at chorus (B-E-H-A... part)
D-12-12-12-9
G-------------------9(x3)
then
D-12-12--------12
G------------12--------11

Then go back to playing the power chords mentioned earlier

>>212618227
the last eurovision i watched

gearoid

The love of my life is engaged. Not to me however

>>212618227
it's the a-RORKE-alypse

rokre on a mad one

gerald cooper sex arse

>>212618229
rarity — or rapeity as I'm sometimes known to call her

rorke's shot going out for a throw

Timmy doin an accidentspaff with his labubu dih mm x

Just seen a mixed race couple in Tesco

how can i get a british gf like this?

https://x.com/Wolfe_Tone1798
bizarro o'rounke

>>212618281
yeah i reckon she probably wouldnt like you too much but perhaps thats part of it

>>212618212
just not true though, is it mate

funny how leftypol so opposed to genocide but doesn't say a word about white genocide

Toil's over lads, see you tomorrow

the oriental fanny

>>212618368
where

>imagine (...)

No. No I won't.

what is quentin doing now

got called an ugly faggot virgin rapecel in farmfoods

>>212618350
don't actually know, never been in an art gallery
but I strongly suspect I'm right

I will never have a love of my life

>>212618364
l8r

*stands up and kicks chair back*
I'm rorke

It hot out
It not right

>>212618398
tell us what happened lad

get in just found my fridge is infested with fruit flies. Left some meat int he back and forgot about it havent i? yeah

the Beatles about to break up
>>212618396

>>212618428
*starts pissing in your open mouth*

>>212618332
ik most of you have never experienced this but women can get hella handsy when you're attractive
they just help themselves
so this poster isn't as nonsensical as you might think

>>212618447
*it was a hologram*

>>212618405
oh that's understandable then, you should go to one because you are very much wrong
I recommend the national portrait gallery

I'm a gay poofter

>>212618387
in our hearts and minds

>>212618489
same
and i like old men to boot

>>212618462

bald anime girls

can't wait til tomorrow night I'll be back home in my smelly bedroom

>>212618526
done that freak

anime girls with hair

just slamming black cocks into rorke's bussy

Should be forced to cover all your skin if you’re an underage girl. Not right what they wear these days.

>>212618459
the girl who sat next to me in psychology used to rub my leg under the table. i just ignored it because i assumed she was taking the piss.

>>212618571
every woman should, everything below the neck at least

>>212618593

turns out, little monkey fella

>>212618599
Sort of true
But it’s vastly more grim when it’s a scantily dressed teenager. Just don’t want to see it.

the scran

imagnie if the crust to pizza ratio was reversed

asking for pizza crust as a topping on my pizza

Asking for poo as a topping on pizza

>>212617821
a cuddle with Winston

urgh disgusting teenage girls with their tits and legs out I feel sick

asking for pizza as a topping on poo

Lads who smoke what's the cheapest illegal cigs you can get that are still nice to smoke?

Marlboro for £9 is better but still spennyish, do places sell Kent? Always enjoyed a Kent silver

>Imagine (pizza-related image)...

No. No I won't.

*montage of attractive clean people walking in the sun, playing about with each other, big smiles on their faces*
*cuts to a /brit/cel sitting in his smelly bedroom hunched over his computer*

why are 8 of the top 10 boat people home countries muslim?

yes

Hella wogspeak

get the sugar syrup inverted

>>212618738
ktom

>>212618738
I'm in an Airbnb with my family rn

stuffed crust but it's stuffed with poo

Are you sure you want to cuddle with Winston? Have you seen his undies in that one episode where he crashes at the flat above Boabby's
They looked rank them

>>212618782
meant for >>212618705

>>212618738
me lol

Tonight's kino

don't be a child porn chocolate ice cream?

>>212618782
Why do you want to cuddle with Jack? I

in a coma rn

>>212618845
It’s got pepperoni on it you moron

Bit of an odd question really, but could any of you argue that the infimum a non-empty, bounded set of reals is the negative supremum of the set of the negations of its elements?
Just a daft thought.

ate haribo and feeling ill now

>>212618893
*instantly breaks down into tears at being called a moron*

>>212618899
*rapes you*

>>212618845
don't be a pepperoni pizza poo

>>212618743
Probably because we keep bombing and sanctioning their countries disabling them from ever growing or living normal lives

drink tonight yes oder no

>>212618926
screaming

full moon right now
best not be around me when i unleash the beast

>>212618738
>hunched over
Ill have you know im lounging on my bed

>>212618942
Grow up

After days of talks the Prime Minister confirmed a new trial swap scheme would come into effect within weeks, at a press conference alongside his 'friend' Emmanuel Macron.
However, he is facing concerns about the scale of the exchange, which would see the UK take migrants in France who have links to the country and have never tried to enter Britain illegally.
According to details leaked to French media just 50 Channel migrants per week are expected to be swapped.
That would be just one in 17 of the current level of arrivals, which stands at 44,000 for the year so far.

>>212618642
Jennifer lawrence got nudes leaked revealed to be yank trailer trash
ellen cancelled over being a mean dyke cunt
Kevin spacey revealed to be a super rapist
Brad Angelina divorced can't see any of his kids real or adopted
Bradley Cooper, very successful now a director too
Julia Roberts now worth $250 million, transitioned to executive producing/some acting
Lupita Nyong'o mid level career became a US citizen
Meryl Streep still Meryl Streep

got a question for diego

>>212618880
because hes cute and cuddly

>>212618942
I'd say no since you seem to have brain damage

>>212618840
Its shite

rorke having a panic attack when he finds out Chinese food isn't British

We are pleased to announce that from today, we will begin the process of grinding up the black and brown biomass to make fuel, which will be free for all. - Prime Minister, Keir Starmer.

>>212618926
*dissolves shadow clone*
"Ha, you were just raping my shadow clone!"

>>212618972
and you? still a smelly virgin

>>212619006
*rapes you*

>>212618971
would love to hear the thought of the "It's only illegal immigration which is the problem!" gang on this

spent the last hour lost in a daydream...
it was so beautiful
now im back in grim reality

>>212618972
Keep me updated

>>212619001
Mad how that would literally save Britain but he's too cowardly to do it

>>212618743
why is #1 Vietnam

>>212618971
this will surely smash the gangs

>>212619024
*sighs and gives in*

5pm
Off home

>>212618971
Adeoluwadamilareoluwaoluwafeyisayomi now gets to come here legally :)

>>212619034
Seems like he’s just announced it to us privately? Must let the press know about this…

Bradley Walsh, very successful career on ITV

Fucking FREAK you are an absolute fucking FREAK incel fucking CUNT I hate you so much UGLY SEXLESS loser, fuck off fuck off fuck off USELESS FUCKING CUNT, DIE!!!!

*camera pans out and the viewer sees Rorke is talking to himself in the mirror*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVSp8KYEfaw

>>212619089
SCREAMING ktim ktim ktim

>>212619080
His son too

>>212618987
I'd cuddle his daughter

>>212619089
screaming ktim

hope scotland gets independence desu, scenes when they become on the most densely wogged places on the planet

rorke's
too sexy for his shirt
too sexy for his shirt
so sexy it hurts

I can't believe it's not friday

Can't wait to get home and do a big SHIT

world leaders calling each other friend is weird

why are they friends
how are they friends

>>212619148
they participate in the same hobbies and activities (raping children)

>>212619089
ktim every day

rorkes mam getting pumped and dumped aged 52

>>212619089
Lynchian

toilberg wants me to work tomorrow. said no. enjoying my time off. not worked since the 2nd and not back till Sunday

https://vocaroo.com/15Ajx9jilQzG

Genuinely cannot handle the state of the world, its killing me mentally

>>212619190
Probably flagged you as a trouble maker

>>212619118
Interesting.

>>212619192
https://voca.ro/1wv8prEEzb6Q

>>212619190
that's you sacked

>>212619190
You cant just say no to toilberg without consequences lad, he wont forget this

>>212609272
>>212609272
>>212609272

>>212619190
Based, I've just had 2 days sick because I realised I hadn't had any yet in 2025 and I'm owed some

>>212619206
Pot Noodle and a wank will sort you out

There's a few rosy cheeks about

make it

>>212619192
https://voca.ro/15EfJdXxQ6Or

>>212619210
he wouldnt be wrong. but im getting off the drugs so if the random testing happens when i get back it would be fortunate timing

>>212619225
>>212619231
dont care, ill find a new job.

>>212619236
good lad. fuck em, were not slaves

>>212619296
>>212619296
>>212619296

>>212617979
Allow it