Thread 212619296

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>>212619293
sccreaniggerniggerngiger

>>212619296 (OP)
little monkey fella

bungers and mush

scranning some wotsits
got the kettle on the boil
indomie chicken noodles
life is good

My hymen is yours

Just got belled by a child on a bicycle trying to get past me on the footpath
Deliberately slowed down in the middle of the path to make his life difficult
Not a cycle path is it you little shit
Don't care if you're eight years old get on the fucking road with the other wheeled cretins

Mum said she was putting bolognese on for the tea and she still hasn’t fucking made it yet. This is taking the fucking piss

>>212619345
seasoned to timmy's standards

what does corr actually mean?

>>212619225
>that's you sacked
Screaming because this happened to me after I kept refusing the work nights out

>>212619345
looks like it was made from a kids playdough set

no peartos

I'm just a cock machine
Give me a spaff, or three

yhe binble
yhe binble
yhe binble
yhe binble

>>212619345
where the fookin gravy?!

>>212619369
>sacked for not going on a night out
Bizarre

Might be too hot for my scheduled 6pm-8pm wank sesh this evening

the boys is such a disgusting distasteful show

>>212619306
heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

Had a fantastic soup of the day at lunch earlier.
Going back tomorrow to get it again I loved it so much.

>>212619355
its only 5 o clock lad

>>212619320
Japan has almost 3 times more Michelin stars than the UK does

Dunno how to blaze in this heat. Everyone and their nan is outside. too bait

>>212619408
You'll be one of the first to go whenever they are downsizing if you don't join in with the social activities outside of work

>>212619433
michelin is a tyre company, dumb yank cunt

>>212619428
This joke's older than my hymen

>>212619421
dont be daft. close the curtains, crack a window, and wank on top of the covers instead of underneath.

If I was a toiler I'd find the group after-pub/nights out the hardest. Always end up saying and doing horrible shite to people when I get drunk and can't keep up the happy-happy fake social mask. No way I'd last. Don't know how normies do it.

Get them the fuck in

tonight's kino sorted
Satellite movie channels are so much better than streaming catalogs. Nice to be surprised

>>212619296 (OP)
need this lil monke fella in pocketpussy form so I can facefuck

Got some replacements on the AirPods
All the people walking past probably have no idea how cool and interesting I am

mad how it's all part of god's plan and it'll work out in the end

raping my arse with a grapefruit

There'll still be poos to poo...

>>212619462
I wank on my settee

>>212619306
heard you want your hairline back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard your hairline back
nuh uh you can't have that

the scrandemic

war on drugs can suck my cock

Did a good amount of schizo posting on Twitter last night quit liked it

might post some gay porn so I can take a mental health break from this general x

>>212619353
Keeping it

just ate 4 pieces of chicken

>>212619509
That sausage looks like my willy after a long bath

You see some right freaks with good bodies
Like all glasses and shit hair
And here I am normal looking with mint hair and 20/20 vision but skinnyfat

Just a waste isn't it

>Labour responded by claiming that Badenoch has “put pensioners on notice: the Tories want to slash the state pension for 11 million people”.
wtf i love tories now

The ruling regime of the "United Kingdom" and its ruling class is a hostile, occupying force intent on ethnically replacing the Celto-Germanic British people with racially inferior biomass.

Employees need to realise the whole i keep my work life and social life separate and i will only work the hours i am paid to do so is not acceptable in todays competitive jobs market.

Bosses wanna see dedication and you going above and beyond. Otherwise enjoy never getting a pay rise and being the first on the chopping block

>>212619540
same if it was 2 inches long

computer doesn't understand that if I click shut down it means shut down not restart

>>212619509
>2 pickled onions
Well at least youre eating some veg

no one on /brit/ knows this but I'm ethnically Polish

>>212619553
Very jewish post

got the 'yberpunk installing

>>212619547
Unironically get the pensioners starved, frozen and evicted

Chinese food is here

Literally the best British video games company ever with Rare in a close 2nd. No one else even comes close

Slaves need to realise the whole i keep my work life and social life separate and i will only work the hours i am whipped to do so is not acceptable in todays competitive forced labour market.

>>212619548
Norman Occupational Government

>>212619540
>>212619581

>>212619582
Kirkcaldy lad?

um, why did my labubu parcel come with this .webp?

>>212619590
the cp 2077?

>>212619594
Agreed

>>212619582
We can fucking smell it.

>>212619627
nope
as I said, no one knows this here

I would like to leave this city
This old town don't smell too pretty
And I can feel the warnin' signs
Runnin' around my mind

mad how it's only 15 days until heathermong ends his pointless life

>>212619553
I don't mind staying an extra 30 to get something done but if your business model relies on people regularly working unpaid OT then your business model doesn't work

>>212619535
Lips too

>>212619609
Rockstar?

>>212619424
never seen it

>>212619498
bed wank > settee wank

>>212619624
l'm well aware it isn't his image
I was quoting on the fact that it does look like a wrinkly cock

>>212619630
screaming

>>212619645
>tf

>>212619590
Who you gonna romance?

fucksake i put farting loading
actually need to kms

>>212619631
cp is genuinely fucking great, dont know why it gets such a bad rep

the rape of scranking

Lucky fuckers

They have eyes on me
No one post anything sus

lifted weights today
my transformation from incel to sex haver is underway

The parallels between the late Roman Empire and the "West" since 1945 are illuminating.

Constantine legalising Christianity (a semitic cult of slave morality) was the harbinger of doom for Rome, much as the beginning of mass immigration was in 1948.

Large scale racial mixing of former ruling peoples with their subjects also happened in Rome. The late empire was swamped by Levantines, Jews and Arabs.

We are basically where the Romans were around the year 350.

>>212619669
ktim this is why I keep it long

>>212619646
tfw no polska gf

>>212619659
What if i order some food on the expense account anon? You gonna stay longer? Id really appreciate!

that's bradleybait

>>212619669
Yeah he definitely isn't mad at all

>>212619692
Cos it was broken on launch

>>212619701
Should be legal to kill anyone who tests on animals like this, dont know how they live with themselves.

>>212619718
will never happen for me, I'm too culturally british

any sam in? noah? perhaps even an oliver?

>>212619701
Smoked nine 'til seven

>>212619627
Just heard Rorke's going to be at Kitty's tonight.

>>212619692
um

>>212619710
Rome also had a couple hundred years where they couldnt get a hold of inflation and to got out of control.

Unfortunately you are just born in the time you are. Unfortunately for most of us we were able to witness/live in the good time (pre 2008) which are never going to return

Got the lil bathroom setup going on x

>>212619735
let the rats have a fag

what's a good and not cringe fantasy game?

>>212619747
im sam :3

Seeing more teslas about the place
Not sure why you'd bother here when you don't even have their charging network and they're not even very cheap here

>>212619800
Runescape

>>212619766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xjwBLLHItc

>>212619800
Karryns prison

>>212619425
sup crodie

>>212619807
chinese EVs are better

>>212619805
sam the man!

Never heard this Rolling Stones song before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ85mvX4ntg

Really fucking like it

>>212619660
And the rest

>>212619824
all chinese tech is dogshit, you get what you pay for

>>212619800
skyrim
divinity original sin 2

>>212619827
*blushes*
asg

>>212619808
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gkna8TlBKS0

the after work tipple

>>212619846
shut the fuck up

>>212619833
Fuck off literal child

>>212619864
Jameson chaser?

>>212619842
>all chinese tech is dogshit
just wrong

Got some CLASSIC akon on

>>212619840
Interesting.

>>212619822
got the bob vylan on x
you?

>>212619867
why mate

I actually quite like Keir Starmer. I didn't vote for Labour and didn't think much of him in opposition. Early on he made some bad mistakes. I voted Reform in the council elections the other month. But he has surprised me with how effective he is in leadership and I reckon Labour are starting to come into their own. I'm happy we don't have any elections coming up but to be fair i'll probably vote Labour next time.

>>212619864
this image looks very stock

>>212619858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMsGnLljv-0

>>212619873
Rude

>>212619886
is that the kojima postman game
not played it x

>>212619925
haha good one

>>212619864
Couldn't imagine going to the pub and having only 1 pint. Need 2 at the least

>>212619948
prefer not to say

>>212619800
Legend of Grimrock 2

I cracked and got £72 of slop from steam sales. That could've got a weeks worth of maccas for that price

>>212619800
Rorkesquest

get the fluffy haired little zoomers boys shagged x

Actually can't wait to get home and take my buttplug out I feel utterly rancid

>>212619880
It's a fact mate, you can spend £15,000 on a chinker car that will last 2 years then become impossible to salvage or get an extra £10,000 ontop and buy a Tesla and be set for the next decade.

It's a simple choice

it not right

adventure quest ballyhoo sex arse

fancy a fab ice lolly

>>212619990
Anyone got the picture of the lad who went as him for Halloween?

>>212620015
bodied that bitch

>>212619989
>a weeks worth of maccas
lol you must be a skinny fat mong who eats happy meals and the savers menu

>>212619873
Its on repeat i love it :p

>>212620011
thats cap

nothing against pekora but we should keep vtubers out of video games

The scrandemic

>>212620015
Why are we letting 5"3 heavily pregnant women guard airports

genuinely grim just the state of everything, common sense has been lost

I'm thinkin' about my bumhole
when you gonna shag it, when you gonna shag it

>>212620029
Love nibbling off the white bit

>>212620057
why

>>212620015
women shouldnt be police

>>212620015
Has she considered not being so racist?

>>212619661
Not a fan desu... San Andreas was okay but it's been the only GTA I've been able to finish. Red Dead seemed shite as well, what can you do

>>212620076
:)

>>212620061
ktim
they do the best cola ones

>>212620076
screaming

>>212620068
um they're as strong as any man rorke

get the pure satire posted

>>212620076
Howl

>>212620015
Lass tried to split up a fight and caught a stray

>>212620112
They really do. Only ones that actually have good taste apart from Zyn

>>212620084
i bet you do lad

fucked it

>>212620139
Can nibble off your white bits if you like ;)

>>212620061
>>212620112
for me it’s the humble orange spark

>>212620105
>San Andreas
Fuck off literal child

So Sir Keir Starmer's plan to stop illegal small boat immigration is to spend even more money just swapping them for other "asylum seekers" who will be housed, fed, and wanked in perpetuity?

That's really his solution to the problem?

>>212619893
Thank you :)

>>212620135
Have you tried Cuba? If not, don't they're awful and will make you want to be sick.

>>212620164
4 dot is far too weak
You're a Swede
It's your bread and butter

>>212620047
Big mac large is just over £10 on just eat. I usually have either nuggets or smarties mcflurry. Could do with a mcflurry now actually

>>212620015
These lads would've killed the cops were tazers not involved

wanking up my arse

>>212620172
Can't have any illegal migration if you make it all legal

Checkmate, rorke

>>212620068
they probably thought the airport would be a safe and easy job for her. who would be thick enough to be violent to police at a fucking airport? like even the worst scouser chav coming back from spain with a suitcase full of tax free fags and booze isn't going to hit a little pregnant bird.
but as ever they didnt consider the subhuman invaders

>>212620164
zesty position

>>212620184
Look like lovely lads x

>>212620178
Nah I've not tried Cuba and probably won't. Kept seeing TikTok lives a while back where this bloke would make people do like 10 of them at once and they would ALWAYS projectile vomit
Guy had them under his foreskin once

>>212620172
it's genius

>>212620184
Wogs and cops truly deserve one another

>>212620179
10,9mg is alri for me lad, got me off the smokes

why do men get treated badly for not wearing underpants?

>Under my thumb
>The girl who once had me down
>Under my thumb
>The girl who once pushed me around

>>212620184
>flattened with one tiny punch
lmao what a dumb bitch

>>212620184
kek the mum trying to stop the one lad and falling over

>>212620184
Should be deployed with anti tank rifles to blow the biomass away

>>212620236
it was a tactical retreat to the floor

>>212620184
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>212620235
Enjoy this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAyj9q2quYc

>>212620184
ideally everyone involved should be killed

>>212619792
>Unfortunately for most of us we were able to witness/live in the good time (pre 2008) which are never going to return

Pre-2008 was hardly a good time.

The West has been heading for catastrophe ever since National Socialist Germany was defeated by the unholy alliance of jewish liberal plutocracy and Bolshevism in 1945.

>>212620184
yjk she fingered her fanny silly thinking about him for hours as soon as she got home

>>212620236
She's a small woman. Imagine the mental state necessary to do this.

>>212620313
um

>>212620306
she's a cop she should be able to defend herself

>>212620176
<3

>>212620231
penises and ball areas get very smelly and shit youd need to wash your trousers every time you wore them which im pretty sure most people dont do

>>212620313
phwoar

>>212620313
rorke's mum

>>212619990
>>212620076
KEK

>>212620306
reckon she's a DEI hire

back in my day rozzers had to be blokes and at least 6ft tall

>>212620313
zamn

>>212620280
Thanks. Listening to forty licks and thats on in a few tracks

Just going to enjoy Under My Thumb a few more times before moving on ;)

>>212620313
sex

right I'm going into the garden to scream at the sun for a bit

>>212620249
>first thing they do is come to rorke's house after he tweeted about the race of the attackers

>>212620371
she would look way better without the makeup, piercings, and tattoos.

>>212620371
also sex?

raping my arse with a poo-willy

>>212620184
Cleared them pigs right out

second shower of the day might be on the cards

>The unnatural alliance between exploiting capitalism and destructive bolshevism that threatens to strangle the entire world today has been the enemy to which we threw down the gauntlet on Feb. 24, 1920, in order to safeguard the existence of our nation. The same as in these years, the apparently contradictory factor in the cooperation of such extreme forces was only the expression of a unique desire of a common instigator and profiteer. International Jewry has long used both forms for the annihilation of the liberty and social welfare of nations.

AH, speech on the 25th anniversary of the NSDAP, in 1945.

get the fucking niggers raped

>>212620355
They also used to play rugby and have their own drinking clubs.

Society unironically doesnt exist anymore and we just have chaos in the pursuit of GDP goes up

>>212620429
might see if the bloke cleaning his car outside fancies hosing me down

Sir Bed Wetter

nth for the gyaldem

>>212620322
Female cops imply that the government trusts you enough to comply.

oven on, pizza ready to go in

>>212620457
bit gay

i'm too hot to poo

>>212620467
mental how women have effectively voted to undo women rights

>Female
cringing my ovaries off

Might do a cheeky 10k run

>>212620445
By nazi cosplaying thick milfs

Might move from lying in bed to lying in the other room on the lounger

Mad how a year ago I was a communist and now I'm a convinced National Socialist who admires Heydrich, Mosley, Pierce, and Rosenberg.

a fly just flew into my Leffe

>>212620544
shut up heathermong nobody cares

>>212620531
in this heat

>>212620539
Swear you're not even trying anymore Adam

>>212620544
commiemong had the thread by the ropes now you're just a borelord

High as fuxk

got the heating on

>>212620467
as a white criminal id never hurt a woman or child and im respectful to police. ive done a runner a couple of times but when your nicked your nicked, you dont punch a wpc.

>>212620571
Isn't that bad

>>212620561
Blueonthebottle

>>212620597
No you haven't stop lying

A fly Flew into My Life

>>212620609
paradise

might post a post

>>212620592
me? im on the pregabs. had 600mg and will steady increase to 1200

>>212620597
Same
Put it on at 18c and it's 25 outside so it should cool the place down

>>212620609
Where the fuck do you live Shetland?

Genuinely struggling to poo and I can't only blame the heat and perhaps my diet

>>212620666
Near Glasgow

I will pass

Woke up to a man stood over me spunking all over my face, he realized I woke up and jumped out the window
Wonder what that was all about

>>212620597
dangerous and downright stupid

>>212620679
Shetland then

>>212620676
if you can't poo then get off the toilet

>>212620688
Was it Tom Cruise?

>>212620658
you opening them up and sniffing the powder?

>>212620717
my favourite ancient chinese proverb

>>212620184
Kek what happened to that grifter paki lawyer they had?

>>212620575
I'm not spaino

>>212620745
got arrested i think

>>212620598
What kinda crime?

that's downright indefensible Rorke

>>212620745
scremjeongtong

>>212620739
na im not destroying my nasal passage for pregabs lad i just pop 300mg pills

Not really pubic hair weather is it

puba beard

>>212620768
my favourite korean city

>>212620817
scrxiamxiang

puba gooning junior

is terraria a good game
seems like one of those games that there are a lot of autists who sink 1000s of hours into it

>>212620679
Edinburgh?

arse stinks of cock pong

Congolese nigger cock cum nigger BBC BBC nigger cock

Sorted out an extension cable so I've got a fan blowing on me (cable just about wedged under the closed door) as I take a shite
Feel like royalty doing this

>>212620852
not sure

>>212620852
not sure

>>212620679
Ruchazie?

>>212620868
leftypols pornhub search

>>212620688
Spaff Fairy. Look under your cumsock

Expelling pengness in all directions I'm erection

>>212620660
that's not how it works, it'll be 43c in your runt stye

>>212620873
>>212620898
not good enough these responses

>>212620760
You just know these lads had some sort of criminal enterprise going on. Which the police have discovered and are about to get royally fucked over once this trial is over and they are in prison. No normal person would react the way they did in the airport.

help! help! a poo is raping my arse!!

>>212620950
played it for about 2 hours and got bored but those survival camping minecrafty games never hold my attention

>>212620862
I'd have said Edinburgh if I was from Edinburgh

this is the only place i feel like i belong

>>212616562
>>212616562

suck me floppa choppa

>>212621052
fuck OFF

>>212620950
its good better with friends tho

the new as it were
>>212621085
>>212621085