gooning for influencers edition

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

frist

just finished squid game s3 and got confused because i thought the masked officer was the detectives brother because i cant tell asian people apart

Bryanair are doing flights directly to Poowong

Zoomers will save the planet

deadset was playing OSRS just now and someone had dropped 1mil on the ground and i swiftly picked it up a split second before some other runt got to it, and then he started spamming trade offers begging me to give it to him
sorry pal you snooze you lose hahaha

pengali sub-edition

On 31 May 2004, he made his first appearance in Coronation Street as factory boss Danny Baldwin, a nephew of the long-running character Mike Baldwin. It was originally envisaged that Walsh's character would be called Vic; however, Walsh asked for the character's name to be changed to Danny after his late father.[14] In December 2006, Walsh was written out of Coronation Street at his own request.[15]

>>212621106
Sounds like an interesting life

>>212621153
timmy's crush

>>212621132
didn't know s3 was out already, hasn't it been only like 6 months since the last season?

Lush one tha

>>212621132
That's the trouble with K-Drama's
All rook same

>>212619900
chiefing clickum x

>>212621106
Shoplifting steaks from Tesco and flogging them down the pub isnt that sophisticated m8

>>212621143
Offer it to him for 1m +1 in return

the ass was fat

>>212621106
wrong yin

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

>>212621174
yep. if you thought s2 was shit sorry to tell you but s3 is more of the same it was filmed back to back

six o clock

mmhmm yes the cronem are out and about

>>212621266
95

tired of being a swagless white boy

>>212621257
Wait until dtfic sees this

>>212621265
shagged him up the arse for a packet of skips once but he never mentioned that

>>212621287
don't even remember much about s2, hard to keep track of the characters and their motivations when they're all slanty eyeses who look the same

>>212621266
13 and immediately made paraphimosis by own hand

*iggers mineral turpentine

Nigger

>>212621257
Would scran her arse

>>212621207
no you aren't

https://cdni.pornpics.com/1280/7/776/52886514/52886514_109_d4a5.jpg
what the fuck is going on with this lads knobule

>>212621257
>dress like a whore
>want a salafi husband

just do not get it desu

Panda Pops

considering a wnak

>>212621387

mental watching pointless and the prize money is like £1500 and then two sad cunts go mental for £750 each (pre-tax)

how impoverished is this nation

>>212621294
thanks clocklad

leftypol posting a 90 min youtube video about the historical inaccuracies of Gladiator 2

>>212621367
looks like a stretch armstrong

>>212621397
um

Talking to an indian with an absolutely massive arse on bumble

>>212621334
yeah i also found it hard to keep track of because i was fucking drunk tbf

>>212621418
or maybe they're just happy to win a quiz show they like watching you fucking autistic freak
I bet facial expressions are still difficult for you

why does this depress me so much

reckon they need to add that feature where you can get your character to sit down for a bit to recover energy faster, i know it's not authentic classic runescape, but goodness me it's a pain the knackers having to wait like 2 minutes to be able to run a decent distance again

nobody:

>>212621488
t. countdown teapot owner
hapax legomenon ass nigga

>>212621503
simply don't get these types anymore
blud looks antediluvian

>>212621169
yeah it was pretty wild.
i didn't walk away unscathed. i got hep c from injecting heroin. i think my gf at the time gave it me but i cant be certain.
and ive got regrets, especially for personal shit i did
like a friend of mine got one of our former colleagues at a building site to go out drinking so i could break into his house and steal his cash. we got a few grand and it kept me high for a few days but ive regretted that for 10 years now.
another was when a rock band i had a grudge against. the band all lived in this shared house and they were flying to another city for a gig and posted about it online. i waited till they would be on stage then kicked in their door and stole a load of stuff from them, mostly instruments. its bad karma to steal a tradesmans tools or a muscians instrument and ive carried that bad luck ever since.
going into old peoples houses under a pretence and stealing their pain meds was very scummy and regrettable too
i never got caught for those things but i do regret doing them

Sunburnt today

>>212621503
spent a lot of time with the grunts on the frontlines did he?

the abrascran lincoln

>Superman woke because he's an immigrant-
Get over it Rorke. He's an alien. It's what he always was.

>>212621230
ive not done that sort of thing for 10 years now and never claimed shoplifting was sophisticated.

scattering my semen to the wind

1860s niggas looked goofy

rorke m8 just let people take over your country ffs

well that's neighbourberg's dog going off at nowt in particular at 3am, setting off a chain reaction of barking up and down the street
can't wait to move into a flat complex that doesn't allow pets so i never have to deal with this shite

>>212621552
Drug addicts fascinate me because if you guys had the drive to get money like when you were drugs you would all be millionaires with a year or two

Superman punching medicare to death

>>212621600
He just needs a low taper fade

rorke exclaiming "what's that smell" whenever a person of colour walks into the room
leftypol farting profusely to protect rorke from getting beat up

When leftypol bangs on about beating Nazis and fascists who exactly does he mean? He does he still think every right wing person is a Nazi?

>>212621589
I just teasing ya m8

>>212621503
and this nigga wrote fight club afterwards zamn

Superman slowly cooking mexicans with his heat vision

sucking a poo

rorke loudly correcting something he hears on the TV while his parents are trying to watch the news, embarrassing his centrist parents

Hot as fuck lads

>>212621418
the bbc has strict rules on gameshow prize money because it's publicly funded and seen as wasteful

rorke blogging with rorkeposts

Superman hurling gay marriage into the sun

rorke redpilling his mum

eating small cheesy biscuits

toilberg is late on paying my wages the dozy cunt

The pints gf

>>212621418
Prize money is not taxed you mongoloid frogspamming cunt.

>>212621105
lmao

leftypol living vicariously through rorkeposts

looking at pictures of my ex, miss her so much lads

You're on the Thames. London’s burning behind you. Smoke in your lungs. Fog in your face. The river’s crawling with shadows. You're crammed in the back of a speeding inflatable boat, soaked in blood, some of it yours. Your patch reads Flying Bradleys. Elite. Disposable. First in, last out. Then the howls come. From the bridges. The banks. The water. They're everywhere. Running. Climbing. Jumping. Babbling. You swing the LMG around. Open fire. The recoil kicks like a mule. Muzzle flash lights the fog. Bodies drop. More keep coming. The biomass doesn't stop. One claws onto the side, gone with a boot to the face. The radio’s dead. Then, “Gimme Shelter” hits, warping through destroyed speakers. It fits. The city’s in collapse. The camera pulls back, high above the river. London burns on both sides.

would have rearranged malfoy's face if I was Harry

rorke posting post-rorke rorkeposts

Rough af me. Keeping off the wooze for a while after today. Need to give me body a break and get on that recoverygrind.

>>212621782
ever shag her up the arse?

rorke doing something suspicious

>Tomorrow
Superman (2025)
>July 25
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (first movie of Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase 6)
>August 1
The Naked Gun (2025)
>September 5
The Conjuring: Last Rites
>September 12
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale
>November 21
Wicked: For Good
>December 19
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants

lot of bloody excellent films to look forward to in the 2nd half of the year

>>212621782
when did she pass?

>>212621796
WHY are you here

>>212621796
Sensible. Gotta look after yourself. Stay womfy!

who the fuck is this new tripcunt

>>212621796
mateys lost, back to /r9k/

>>212621796
comfy wuppa

>>212621788
the battle of rorke's bridge (london bridge's new name following the war)

>>212621743
that gut has seen some pints

>>212621782
She doesnt think about you at all

>>212621732
ktim

>>212621788
ktim

rorkette, your refutation?

imagine if /brit/ /britfeel/ and /britpol/ were all merged for the day corrr imagine the bants

being forced against my will to cooperate with a government agency (the DVLA)

>>212621877
timmy instantly falling for this and buying a house in her name

>>212621878
Would literally be hell on earth

y’all brit niggas wilin’

>>212621877
she makes good points w2c?

>>212621832
just filter and move on

>>212621878
the other two generals are the worst aspects of /brit/ with no redeeming qualities
there's a reason they're utterly despised

>>212621878
We're too intelligent for /britfeel/ but not intelligent enough for /britpol/

>>212621877
sorry, I only like white asians

rorke being noncehunted purely because he looks a bit weird and he was near a children's playground on a council estate but he gets put on the sex offender's registry anyway

>>212556398

Heard our Chairman has been posting here today

>>212621877
all of these things will only happen at first, once you get married and have a kid she'll divorce you and take everything. it's how they operate

>>212621936
what the fuck is a white asian
you mean russians?

leftypol calling the dvla fascist elites (they want £7.50 to change his title to Mrs)

212556398

rorkebot malfunctioning when a deliveroo driver mistakes him for a western union transfer kisok

>>212621999
Vrigin freak

>>212621956

Oh aye x

remember that girl prince andrew allegedly nonced
committed suicide in april, poor lass

the kiosk in rorkes temporal lobe is shaped like Oswald mosley

>>212621877
filipinos i work with always suggest a filipina wife when they know i'm single. i always make an excuse to avoid saying they're just ugly :/

Leftypol berating rorke for using the air conditioner muttering something about "aerosols" and "climate catastrophes"

>>212621848
i know she does because we still chat every now and then, i just don't get to shag her anymore

Is “Karl Pilkington” just an act?

>>212621929
>not intelligent enough for /britpol/
Evidently not as it's brit/pol/ you MONG

>>212622010
nonced a 17 year old did he yeah

Feel like pure shit just want the brit puzzle back x

>>212622039
yeah?

>>212622010
any other news from 3 months ago lad?

>>212621796
your family would be relieved if you died

off to brit/feel/, you lads want anything?

go on then rorke

say it

>>212622061
Still very possible in the eyes of old bill
Only if you're white though

>>212622030
>we still chat every now and then, i just don't get to shag her anymore
Brutal. Stop doing this letting her have power over you.

>>212622031
yes because real runt will avoid cameras

You lads actually been on britpol? They're fucking retards, they are just a normie britfeel. There is no humor or wit. Just seethe and losers arguing all day every day for years. Literally years! There was a scandal where they joined a discord and some lad got nonced and got herpes lmfao.

Britpol is a fucking cesspit

rorke is back in town
rorke is back in tooOOooOooOown~

>>212622031
yes and the mongs I used to toil with couldn't accept it

>>212622111
Shippy

>>212622128
t. Jamal Ginsburg the hasidic homeboy

>>212621895
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212621929
>not intelligent enough for /britpol/

>>212621788
*It Ain't Me starts playing*

leftypol reinventing the wheel

>>212622128
Well there was a lad from here who joined a discord, went to a gay sauna, got gangbanged and then got kicked out of his mums house cause he got paranoid he caught HIV, got a test and his mum saw the results in the bin

mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong gay porn

>>212622164
You mean Fortunate Son, right?

>>212622157
i don't

>>212621788
>Your patch reads Flying Bradleys. Elite. Disposable. First in, last out.
Roaring

>>212622184
I've heard others say the same.

>>212622200
you do though

leftypol perusing the free-from section because he's a gluten-intolerant runt

>>212622184
many are saying this

>>212622194
It's called It Ain't Me

im not boozing tonight so fuck off

>>212622184
yep good post this

sinuses are a bit clogged at the minute lads, hope i'm not getting the flu, nearly fucking did me in last time

>>212621085 (OP)
Remember this bint from a few years ago. Apparently shes 18 now which makes everything ok

>>212622239
>What do you mean it ain't you then tell me who the fuck is it then

she sells sea shells on the gay porn

you're telling me a gay porn fried this air?

>>212622269

>>212622241
why dont we fuck on

is it NSFW to post an image where a woman is wearing very tiny knickers that just barely cover the slit of her tuppence but you can still see the outline of it and her pubic hair is visible?

fucking wrecked feel like a lorry has run me over

>>212622302
>>212622303
the gay borg

nothing quite like that big pull of a vape when you've just woken up, why can't they all be like that?

>>212622320
Rorke farted again?

>>212622342
resistance is pootile

Ruby Tuesday is ok, sounds like some Beathles knock off. It certainly isnt as good as Under My Thumb

leftypol getting hay fever

10,000 students are expelled in Uk schools every year is that a lot

mmhmm

>>212622367
let, state

>>212622319
only one way to find out mate

you will be inseminated

>>212622241
off the muck me. would love to get steaming tomorrow but that's the old me I've changed

Um

got the gentle giant on

on that gay porn grind

you watching the world cup final on Sunday night lads?

im not well

>>212622381
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212622399
>5'1
>that tall at the counter
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE AS FUCK

>>212622376
kids now are the worst behaved i've ever known in my lifetime, absolutely niggerfied so they are

>>212622428
he wants to be a crodie

>>212622419
no sunday night finals are soulless
that cup is soulless
those clubs are soulless

>>212622399
how many times are you planning to post this you obsessed little spastic?

>>212622432
screma

>>212621634
some people clean up and can focus that drive into making money. for me i just like a comfortable life. when i was a junkie thousands would pass through my hands any given day but i was lucky to have one home cooked meal a week or get to sleep in a bed in a caravan. i lived in such squalor during that time that since i cleaned up having a nice comfy life as an indoors cat is better than being feral. but i do miss it sometimes.

>>212622428
bizarre thing to lie about

>>212622399
>doesnt work
KTIM

>>212622410
rorke's gran whipping out the harpoon gun and blasting a hole in their hull

>>212622376
yank and w*g culture has ruined children

/brit/ Part V: Mousey Strikes Back

>>212622425

>>212622468
I know so why do you lie about it

>>212622419
>Club World Cup
Now I'm not much of a football fan, but I have literally never heard of this in my life, never heard any football fans I know mention it either.

>>212622488
he hasnt had a mega-melty for ages

>>212621743
women act like literal monkeys around 6'4+ men

there was more banter at the /britfeel/ 2017 meetup than any /brit/ meetup

>>212622468
t. full time career in pretending to be a black man on a thread on 4chan

>>212622445
Consider logging off and gaining a clue instead of monitoring every post made online

>>212622516
Went to that

Absolutely mad how the Boriswave has completely broken Britain lol

>>212622521
how ironic
get a life faggot

>>212622399
>serious men only
KTINM

>>212622502
New ballslop to keep the runts occupied

>>212622269
qrd?

>>212622516
/brit/ has never had a meet up which is shocking really.

One of the fastest generals on the site. Most other /int/ generals do it.

>ballslop
the current state of my bollocks in this heat

>>212622554
post her bum, find more shots of her bum
NOW

>>212622547
We don't sign our posts here

on dat Kierwave ya feel me

how long till Royal Mail goes out of business

>>212622586
only 2 weeks to go before your life is over heathernonce

>>212622376
kids don't respect leftypol woman teachers

>>212622502
it's a brand new thing because FIFA believes fans aren't getting exploited enough
2 week international break when the season ends, this shit lasts a month, and pre-season friendlies for english teams has already begun
players get literally no break lmao

been quite an odd experience having the best players in the world in a tournament and me not watching the games
has made me not want to bother with the start of the new season desu
like I've been knocked out of some trance

The competition's conceit is the World Cup but naturally with clubs instead of countries (12 from Europe, 6 from South America, 4 from Asia, etc).
Naturally Europe dominates a-la a London-Paris final.

got a fan aimed right at my bollocks to cool them rn

ktim

>>212622586
screeeeeeeeeeeam

>>212622608
He has done you up like a kipper son

>>212622419
Perhaps

>>212622638
You bought your rope yet buddy?

heathermong is so desperate to fit in it's obvious he's literally never had a friend ever

>>212622593
When Royal Mail goes bankrupt then Keir will nationalise.

need to see ruby's marriage cv

>>212622656
Seethe on fella

>>212622614
a clue gained

>/britfeel/ 2017 meetup

>>212622586
Done him

>>212622662
Couldn't pay me enough to be that cunt's therapist

genuinely just became gay just now

didn't really do me did you

black willies look like a big poo

>>212622399
>father is not in the picture due to culture and family issues
bet i could guess his race

>>212622582
Because they're not all constantly at odds with each other and posting incredibly descriptive fantasies about how they'd skin each other alive every thread

good evening
im boiwiifing :3
also second day of 600g of sausages ate (getting a little chubby but its OK)
>>212621085 (OP)
sexo

my arse reeketh

ruby granger prolapse

deary me

>>212622685
Not long now :)

>>212622459
Good to hear m8. I guess also the risk of going inside isnt worth it if you are content and happy in life.

What's the most you reckon you "made" in a day?

Kinda glad I didn't over to my smackhead mates gaff now. Feel rough but at least I should be alright for tomorrow. Would have gone rignf off the rails if I went over. Life's better without the wrugs and wooze x

>experiencing.... interruptions?

>>212622690
this is what happens when you can't afford a midlife crisis car

>>212622731
you are NOT mousey!!! >_<
you will STOP pretending to be mousey!!!

>>212622731
no mice

I am mousey :3 #
picrel is LITERALLY me

Fuming
Boiling
Steaming
Malding
Assblasted
Butthurt
Rustled

nigerians getting dey luh passports stamped x

day no. 2 of 75g of protein haha yeah
also boiwiifing :3 being a maid UwU

'hour a day' lmao

>>212622742
Would be cheaper to just charter jumbo jets every hour for them and give the work visas instead of the current system

schizo'clock then is it?

arse wank on the cards

>>212622586
oh my days

I'm not good at making posts

>>212622814
must have monster shits

>>212622742
literally wouldnt be a problem if we didnt have governments not interested in controlling our borders

he actually hasn't been here for like 3 days
worried about the tobester

>>212622812
LQ spambot post
this post is separate from the rest of the thread and the posts/replies it would bring (if it werent) are off-topic and belong elsewhere (you do not belong here and the place will benefit without you)

>>212622814
>75g of protein
Not gonna make it

forgot to eat again today

>>212622812
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212621257
>29
>Marriage

best race (other than humans) in mass effect? turians
worst race (other than batarians)? asari

>>212622856
was it you who called suicide watch on me
cor the policewomen that showed up were well fit. thats if they were even police officers though that would make it hotter anways. I guess I do not care

>>212622715

toby :)

>>212622849
>not interested
You're implying our situation is some kind of accident
Like Starmer didn't just go to France and negotiate to bring more of them in

>>212622812
>>212622887
>>212622899
I get to decide whether you stay or not, youre my bitch
im your daddy
(I am talking to one person and probably tagged a random but theyre not related uwu)

melty imminent

>accounts assistant at a logistics company
might be the most boring job title i've ever heard in my life

>>212621257
Corrrrr

>>212622896
>cor
>were well fit
at least try to imitate him decently

Not much of a shagger me

fake mouseposter is infuriating me that i might have a meltdown because i am not happy

>>212622356
New gimmique?

raping my arse with a loofah

>>212622968 !!

>>212622581
She has big boobs

need a sexy lady in my life who will enthusiastically let me play with her boobs and penetrate her vagina with my willy

>no posts in 37 seconds
dead thread

making sausages but I didnt freeze them overnight. at least I got to see what happens
the water in them (and way that they defrost being uneven) makes me think that they have freeezer temps wrong. like another one was frost-bitten. I have seen a couple of veins in the sausage meat
the amount of water that came into the sausage that was not frozen makes me think they would make some good gravy, if the sausage water was used for gravy. but at the same time, they are only 35% meat so it is just making gravy out of pig hooves and such (they count that as meat!)
I got another type of sausage from them and I think they were 70% meat

>>212623027
you're a silly sausage

>No colours anymore
>I want them to turn black
What did he mean by this?

>>212623027
fake mousey. he doesnt eat pork

mark put his hand in dog shit de lads

need a sexy therapist psychologist gf to be a maid and cook for her and lay on my back and get belly rubs

>>212623024
Pathetic mongos saving their posts for the new. Not me though I do my best work at the tail end of the thread.

>>212623059
hates his life init

get it made

currently pooing ama

>>212623059
sex with black women

let it die

need to clean for hot gf with a constantl semi-on

>>212623075
a poster among posters

Doing a cheeky brit post from the function

>>212623066
didnt know humans could physically touch your posts

New
>>212623120
>>212623120
>>212623120

>>212623066
kys

>>212622031
The same people who think Karl Pilkinton is real are the same mongs who thought Derren Brown was real

Miss You is a banging choon too

>>212621257
built for mexican catholics