baxtorian falls edition

buying gf

moo deng

told my gf that if she ever farts or takes a shit around me then it's over, 2 years in and she hasn't slipped up once so far

trimming armour

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212623120 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-rLFtiS1JA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-rLFtiS1JA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-rLFtiS1JA

need a gf to buy strawberry flavour shampoo for me to put on and then I can feed her my hair in food

who’s the government to say a free, tax paying working man can’t own slaves?

>>212623162
why do you pretend to smoke weed

Rorke buying a new gaming chair

join merch_dx clanchat to get rich

did someone say.. -2 are out?

>>212623175
he is a closeted homosexual

reminder to repost his dogshit posts

>>212623199
why do you pretend to smoke weed

Face is sunburnt off yesterday. It not right .

hate games that have customisable characters and you can give them a beard but none of the beards you can choose from line up probably with your guy's sideburns
it's ridiculous and has to stop

My feet are smelly af tonight wtf

Genuinely don't know what I'll do if 4chan is banned lads :(

This place has been my main method of socialising online for over a decade.

Can't someone make a backup?

>>212623215
>>212623175
i do smoke weed

>>212623244
no you don't

Miss You is a banging choon too

ziedy will kill himself when /brit/ dies lol

>>212623232
If it helps I'm going to try convince Ofcom to ban all the other IBs too

>buying gf
ktim

vibrating buttplug anal training set might be on the cards

P.S. at least I am not a pedophile

>>212623259
he'll just move to /cum/

I get all my news from Politics Joe and Lad Bible

neighbours shouting at his kids again

>>212623247
ziedbelg EXPOSED

I should be allowed "british ip" on the "nonce botnet"

Business idea: sticking L plates onto cars at motorway services

>>212623281
leftypol playing poker with his mates

>>212623304
kys

allotment is dying, cant lug enough water down to keep it going

>>212623295
Creps

umm bwack pweepol pwease wike me I witterawy smoke weed you guys pwease I want bwack pweoopul to like me so bwad

2026 fast approaching

>>212623303
btw imagine that fella trying to pick up weed lol

Cornish people look a bit weird

>>212623247
this nigga got marfan syndrome? might be even more auschwitz mode than eugenia cooney

you can tell he's autistic as fuck cuz he gets mad whenever you interrupt his little routine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71pRvLtXKAU
ziedy

>>212623317
mulch it or fit a drip irrigation system

rorke turning a blind eye to the genocide in gaza

>>212623317
farmers solved this problem like 8,000 years ago mate

rorke with top down blasting out the vaughan williams

woah not cool bro

>>212623263
Freak

>>212623369
pair of them are
explains why they always look like they're about to just troon out any day now

>drip irrigation

>>212623317
Bro discovers why we need immigrants

>>212623291
when schizos move over to /cum/ from /brit/ it leads to yank refugees coming over to /brit/ to escape them, it's always a lose-lose situation. perhaps 4chan getting banned in the UK is the best possible outcome for everyone

Mad how inspiring and uplifting the Horst Wessel Lied is.

Really speaks to the Aryan soul, much the same way as the sun cross does.

Rorke bumping tf outta No Flex Zone in 2025

>>212623441
All part of the plan bruv

need the sun to fuck off

Migration

Brings more genetic material to evolve from
Brings more skills
Brings more language to take from and make the perfect one

>>212623473
FOY

addicted to my mates feet

need strawberry shampoo to put on my pubes, then FUCK her face

>>212623355
subhuman inbred celtic genetics
the rest of england is french/saxon mix

genuine question what if 4chan gets banned in the uk how do we access it again, most vpns dont work

Gets up to all sorts does rorke

Trying to convince Rorkes wee lass to go on PremiumBukake

>>212623506
2 weeks

really wide ovals are wagging for -2 uninitiated facetime

*starts sparking cunts out left and right*

>>212623530
French genes are a rarity and they didn’t leave their mark. Remember Normans only bred with the upper class.

>>212623560
why do you pretend to smoke weed

oh, the life of a 4 inches-endowed pasty round belgian man

leftypol booking his gf a drillogram

>>212623317
Mines doing fine. What you growing

cronem making a big mess

>>212623570
you couldn't spark a match
sit down

>>212623649
why do you pretend to smoke weed

weed got me looking chinky sayonarrraaa arrrrigato

licking and sucking mouseys horrible cheesy gangrenous toes under his desk while he plays runescape or whatever the fuck

>>212623642
farting loading...

Rorke's gurl gaun oan DickDrainers fir mair cash

ziedy taking a peek

>>212623687
mousey plays league of legends all day

>>212623506
Wow thats why life has been improved by every metric

need to wash my penis

>>212623694

eloi woman sex arse

cronem mumbling patois -2

so this is rorke

>>212623744
the so-called gay porn

>>212623570

>>212623749
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212623724
Black genes means your grandson cannot be sunburnt
He also now knows how to prepare a yam
And he has words to describe the half-hidden sun

Bought some fresh Next jeans but cant wear them in this heat

Fan on. Wepsi on tap. Could be worse I suppose.

No you see Tom Cruise isnt 'The Last Samurai' the title refers to a group of Japanese samurai that Tom Cruise joins and is the last surviving member of

>>212623770
could take her easily

*pretends to smoke weed*

looked at myself in the self checkout camera and completely destroyed my self-esteem

*petends to be a maid*

>>212623822
what do you get out of it

bet the leaky pg tips are getting achy

mental he’s been at this every day for like a year and a half. for hours at a time

the brown mind truly is a dark abyss

51 year old virgin. Ironically my mates call me the ladies man due to my good looks.

>>212623806
Thats lin xiaoyu from tekken mate shed kill you

>>212623844
why do you pretend to smoke weed

so I see heathergimp has a new fixation

(posting his fantasies about little black boys being sexually tortured)

>>212623506
brings what is happening to this thread
third world "genetics" of people who made that country diluting the genes of the country they wanted to go to, built by those people
unquestioning goyim cattle who will just get controlled by the government once the afformentioned retarded genes fucking pollute the good country (their country is the bad country)

>>212623851
Sure its not an ironic nickname like little john?

>51
fucking hell

jerking off to a 17 year old anime hentai girl with big booba

>>212623848
there was (I think) some pics of him on /pol/ once, and he is as pasty as they come

but he is definitely The Raped

(notice how he is literally never banned for his spam btw)

windrush: mmhmm yeh, yeh, tek di grandfadda onyx, tek it, yeh
timmy sr: googling thai plane tickets

bumming my gf in the vagina

Bought sweet and sour chicken ready-meal in Tesco and put it in my bag. Moments later, sweet and sour sauce leaking out of my bag. That's me hung, drawn and quartered then

>>212623916
uh their genetics wouldn’t pollute native english genetics if people just didn’t racemix, it’s that shrimple

>>212623956
>(notice how he is literally never banned for his spam btw)
what does it mean

>brings genetic diversity

right well thats the new 2 tiktok viral ultra bright USB rechargeable LED flashlights just got here isnt it? over the absolute moon with them. bright as fuck and you can use them as a powerbank as well. only 4four quid for the both of them. no complaints

>France will lend Bayeux tapestry to UK
don't want it mate
keep it

Too tired and dehydrated to spaff

>>212623984
jannies purposely keep him here (regardless of whether he is one of them)

>>212623506
tikkum olam

>>212623120 (OP)
corrr those first 5 quests on a fresh pure fuckin BOSH CUNT

need therapist gf to go listen to at night. to just nod along while she talks :)

>>212623916
>diluting the genes of the country they wanted to go to, built by those people
Improve

>>212624010
Rather large forehead

Getting the beers in

https://youtu.be/Lr8GCGxb8XI&t=517

Get the biomass in

>>212623805
Yes its not that hard to understand

It's JTRIG stuff, basically. Keeping the spammers and freaks around.

Don't let them convince you that one of the most active underground British discussion forums is not relevant or important enough to be targeted.

diversity is bad

>>212624049
And then 'rone comes and blacktises you

getting just a little bit drunk tonight on the vodka
just a little teensy bit
not a lot

>>212624042
>getting 1 shot by the moss giant at 10hp
REEEEE

shitskins can’t feed themselves or build anything without whites. if we went extinct or were reduced to like 20% of the population the welfare state, electrical grid and food imports would just collapse and they would end up cannibalising each other in the ruins of cities. Global population would go back to medieval levels.

>>212624088
right off to the big house with you mate
*releases a brown rapist to make room for you*

anyone know how to delete pics on here

>>212624092
2 weeks

>>212624096
(:

>>212624104
fuckin pick up the fuckin cheese from draynor and send the fuckin witchs house cunt get that 25hp mate fuckin bosh

>>212623964
why do you pretend to smoke weed

mental how foreign the concept of love is to them. kill yourself! lol!

>>212624155
you ok mate?

imagine pulling your cock out of a girl and then towelling off all the fanny juices in her pubes

>>212624125
You can't from the archive
You've lost

>>212624179
piss*

>>212624142
Kino

I did my civic duty - did you??
going for a walk. remember to report his dogshit posts even if you do just a little bit. do your part a little bit :)

I used to pretend to smoke weed to seem cool and was terrified when someone invited me to actually smoke some

never done drugs because i never got invited out or knew anyone who sold em

>>212624179
I drank water (and sugar-free energy drink) and now my cum has no white in it and is pretty gooey I hope I didnt become infertile

>>212624195
didn't say anything about squirting mate (even though squirt is not piss)

>>212624138
:D

My no porn/no wanking commitment is going well lads
3 days strong

BMWF

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752172709428375.webm

uncovering the secret labubu codes

>>212624214
First time I smoked weed I had a panic and thought I'd triggered dormant schizophrenia. Was fine after that though. Best thing about weed is the wanks. Fucking hell are they good.

>>212624233
my housemates at uni asked me if i wanted to smoke some weed and i said no i'm alright thanks and went to bed

>>212624233
ive done a fuckload of drugs, all off the internet
weed, benzos, coke, lsd, eccies
surprised im still alive
drug-free now, of course

really having to push these farts out, worried i'm going to overexert and follow through

>>212624244
This is a squirt is piss general mate. Do one if you don't like it.

having a stable job and gf is alright but cant compete with drugs tbqh

>>212624302
oh yeah? well how come i'm repulsed by piss but not squirting then?
yeah that's what i thought mate *flicks your nose and walks off*

not had my tea yet
burritos it'll be

Weird how in all the soaps there's a pub as the central hangout spot but you never see anyone drunk. Never does some rando drunkard start doing drunk things around the characters. There's never some pisshead who can barely stand shouting through the pub. Nothing

thinking about paul hunter this evening

thread cloud

>>212624200
fuckin love the scape so i do
even though i got smited for my ags the other day

remember dead rising lads? i think it got more hate than it deserved, and all because of a trailer that was tonally different than the actual game, like who gives a rat's arse?

Sunberg absolutely done me today

Final Fantasy IX OST Music World Map Theme

>>212624387
you're supposed to wait until the thread is finished before generating one of these and then you post it in the new

>>212624387
mousey, sexually

>>212624277
Good decision. You would've had a panic attack (everyone does when they first smoke weed) that they wanted to laugh at you for.

Got the Relaxing 2 Hours of Old School 2007 RuneScape Music on but it's not really relaxing unless it's a cold day

not against drug use but i reckon weed is among the least dignified, just such a runty thing to do, i have more respect for smackheads frankly

*watches you*

might get an achievement in hoi4

>>212624488
Same and I agree. Go hard or go home, that's my motto

>>212624489
have this exact device to fry beige things in air to later scran

bought some cheap fruit fly trap shit from Amazon. Sick of the little bastards every summer coming into my flat like it's a hotel. DIE CUNTS

>>212624496
hate when sitcoms have celebrity guest appearances
only exception to this was when they had that baseball team on the simpsons

>>212624445
>you're supposed to do [thing]
i don't think I am, "mate"

>>212624462
no they wouldn't have done that, they were nice

why isnt the age of consent higher

>>212624392
You on about Dead Island?

>>212624488
You never sparked up with some friends? Really?

mental how like poo

>>212624385
:(

got a tub of ben and jerrys cookie dough want to scran it all but lots of calories and sugar in that

>>212624559
variable age of consent based on the age of the oldest person. could be the move

>>212624532
just clean your flat you dirty bugger

back, and to the left

you can't fry air

>>212624559
because teenage girls are fit and the only people who object to this are childless middle-aged harridans who are seething that men no longer find them desirable

>>212624496
:)

age of consent porn

>>212624568
i didn't say that. yes i have, that doesn't make it any less runty

>>212622745
probably only around 5k. most deals would be 20 here and 50 there. sometimes id get on a good run doing deals and scams and it would be 400 here and a grand there. sometimes i might have a dozen drug stashes worth in the hundreds or thousands.
its funny even if i had more drugs than i could take, money stashed, and a pocket full of bank notes, id still pursue a quick 20 quid deal.
sometimes you need to because you might be flush but the other addicts are skint and if they get wind you have anything it will quickly disappear to their scams and thievery. so you need to keep up the pretence by doing daft stuff for small returns.
i once spent a day breaking into a house. it was the house of the parents of the ex-girlfriend of a guy i knew, Brent. he was an absolute scumbag. his family were minted but hated him and he used to shoplift all the time. anyway we had to get a car, then went in with a hidden spare key, but he didn't know the alarm code so i brought tin snips and bashed it open and cut all the wires. i dont remember what he was really there for, he probably knew about a specific valuable but he told me they had all sorts of good shit. i got a few unopened bottles of liquor, a box of tramadol, and the tv.
it was a rubbish score. it took me all day to sell that shit. the booze i traded for weed. tramadol is an opioid but i dont like it, it doesn't mix well with heroin so i traded it for ritalin. i got 25 quid from my brother for the telly and he was not impressed. the rit i gave to my gf in exchange for a hit of h. then finally i get to a friends house well after midnight to sell the weed. i think i got 50 quid. then ditch the car. back to Brents house...
the entire time i had half an ounce of brown stashed in the garden shed at my mums house worth £600 that could last me a week, or longer if i supplemented with pills.
what i'm saying is its difficult to calculate a total. but the best one off score came from a scrap metal that made me 4 grand.

>>212623338
>>212624457
You lot slagged off lmfao you'll say fuck all as per usual

why do you pretend to fry air?

>>212624655
yep fuck off then yank

seeing l have the energy to get more cans

>>212624639
I think weed is fine as long as it doesn't take over your life

Made spam fritters in the air fryer not knowing it's actually just a little oven

someone made this picture of me and i thought it was really funny

I don't own an air fryer

off toil for a number of weeks now

The man. The myth. The legend.

>>212624738
why not?

>>212624602
i have done. The whole building i live in is fucked. Got them laying eggs in the cracks in the walls and ceiling

I think this could work

f(x) = 16 - (16 - x + |16 - x|) / 2

>>212624645
Drug addicts living the sigma grindset before it was popular. lol

>scrap metal that made me 4 grand.
What you get a load of copper tubing?

>>212624766
got an oven

>>212624762
hmm who's this handsome chap?

adolf shitler

>>212624762
not a fan of him, his policies, or what he did in life 2bh. That's just me though

>>212624694
goes beyond the pale and wraps back round to a would

Me? Want to slide my cock in and out of a girls fanny until I ejaculate.

adolb binler

please like me white people hate me all my life please like me look at this

Mad how we have air fryers but no air cons

rorke subscribing to gentleman's gazette and following its style advice to the letter

>>212624615
invented this gimmick me

>>212624645
>anyway we had to get a car, then went in with a hidden spare key, but he didn't know the alarm code so i brought tin snips and bashed it open and cut all the wires.
>anyway we had to get a car, then went in with a hidden spare key, but he didn't know the alarm code so i brought tin snips and bashed it open and cut all the wires.
LARP, there is a tamper circuit on almost every alarm that won't disable by doing that

grow up

A penny for my thoughts....and I'd be a millionaire......

Damn

>>212624799
You like a man with a horse and cart after the model T came out

>they never like him

>>212624799
so a shit air fryer then

>>212624845
and is 'rorke' in the thread with us now

raping a cock with my arse

>>212624817
heard your mum's available

>>212624762
we need him back now more than ever
thanks,
roy trent, wiltshire

>>212624845
yeah well rorke's trying to better himself and you probably look like a slob in athleisure

>>212624845
ktim and permanent style blog
>>212624869
hi x

>>212624870
just aren't though, are you

>>212624869
does it matter?

roof of my mouth is ticklish

>>212624817
The ol' in n out

>>212623120 (OP)
>forgot the rope in bank again

>>212624903
*lick*

fucking rain never stops

rorke cutting his own hair because the browns took over the last barbers

Just had cottage pie for dinner. A proud, no nonsense, Rorke meal.

leftypol loitering in the gents

>>212624937
prepared by poles in the Tesco Finest factory

leftypol getting his neghole pozzed

>>212624889
i wear a black t-shirt with a pocket on the front and black jeans every day

Rorke hurriedly pouring more milk into his coffee as he mutters something about browns

air fryer baskets are all coated in pfas enjoy your food cooked in toxic chemicals you mongs

might get some rice steaming

the same 5-10 losers saying the word rorke over and over again yeah? and they did that yesterday too? and they'll do it tomorrow as well?

>>212624952
>prepared by poles in the Tesco findus factory
ftfy

Sir Moo Deng just turned 1 lads

leftypol working as a bloke in HR

>>212624969
ovens are made from arsenic

yeah in my house we actually call uncle bens rice, uncle.......nah i cant say it lol its out of order x

Leftypol telling the story about the time his nose ring got infected for the 50th time to the same people

rorke sitting... he's like ... he's doing something really mental that a normal person wouldn't do

Rorke's mum cleaning the sex arse for him

rorke cooking his frozen meals for one in the aga

>>212624969
>pfas
More woke bollocks. Enjoy cooking your chicken nuggets in your cast iron pan faggot

leftypol feeling more comfortable around women

might incel trot to the pub for an incel solo drink

rorke's mum crying herself to sleep again

>>212624991
howling

leftypol cutting off contact with his mum

>>212625059
keep it light please

Leftypol cleaning his black transgender small boat sex arse

where the fuck is my fucking payslip toilberg you cocksucking cunt

rorke writing c because it's bvsed
leftypol writing rust because it's memory safe

rorke fucking a chicken

rorke just killing all the fucking niggers

>>212625093
leftypol's origin story

>>212624937
Cottaging pie more like

might do a gay porn order of some chinky takeaway

leftypol going home on his lunch break to poo

Rorke memorising every page of The C Porgramming Language

Leftypol ranting about trump and racists to his all-white friend group at the all-white pub in his all-white community

Rorke reading an article titled "Vienna: A menswear shopping guide"

leftypol watching blacked
rorke watching blacked raw

Rorke familiarising himself with selenium

>>212625136
got a link?

rorke posting chebs

rorke chairing the latest meeting of his discord phrenology group

Rorke wrapping a tea towel around his heat and pulling his eyes apart pretending he's at Iwo Jima

leftypol putting bog roll in the toilet before shitting. even when home alone.

rorje ironing creases down the sleeves of his football shirts

right that's a fat bird with her knockers out

rorke asking grok to fact check tweets

old school runescape has 5-10 times more players at any given time than nuscape
makes one wonder why they even bother maintaining the servers for the new one, let alone update it regularly

rorke solving crosswords in the evening sun

>>212623120 (OP)
*falls and gets hit from it*

rorke down the pub with his mates

leftypol sat in his bedroom donating to twitch streamers

leftypol's true love buying him 12 rorke's a-rorking

rorke posting boring shite about some 30 year old game

>>212625142
rather engorged bosom that

edging a poo

>>212625142
fucking hell

8PM and it's already pitch black outside

summer is well and truly over

Rorke writing a racist manifesto because he saw an interracial couple at the supermarket

rorke taking 35 minutes to cook chips cos he thinks air fryers are woke

rorje practicing his nae nae in the living room

>>212625189
old school has literally nothing but bots and alts
even the devs know this

Every fucking post is the same

leftypol down the gay bar with his mates

rorke sat in his bedroom posting on /brit/

Every fucking post is the same

>>212625228
still broad daylight in glorious scotland

Rorke gnome gliding into the new
>>212625246
>>212625246
>>212625246

rorke posting Every fucking post is the same

>>212625228
alri blindlad

>>212625240
missing the point

I may have gone too far in a few places

>>212625118
It's 5 in the morning you mad cunt

>>212624790
Yeah mostly copper. We stole the better part of two 20ft shipping containers full of copper from an old folks home that had been demolished. It was probably 20k-30k worth. by the time the money was divided my cut ended up being 4k which wasn't bad for a nights work.

>>212624856
i didn't say it disabled the alarm. we went in the back with the spare key and rooted around for 5-10 minutes stealing things and the alarm never went off.
then Brent smashed in the front door to unlock it, the alarm went off and i bashed it and cut the wires, then we left. the intention wasnt to disable the alarm it was to cover up the breaking in so the police wouldn't know it was a person known to the household and would think it were randoms.
probably pointless in hindsight. i later heard from other junkies that Brent was a grass and he engineered the whole thing to pin it on me. for weeks people were telling me the police robbery squad were asking about me and looking for me to have a chat, but that was probably all shite as well. no cops took me in over it.

>>212624489
I've got one of those Hans