>>212634896 (OP)
Stop whoring our women to gringos ffs

creep edition

Uh oh spaghetti-O

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752181546686650.webm

>>212634922
Of course a pedophile did it.

>>212634937
I expected so much more out of The Studio after episode 1. I thought it was gonna be Robert Altman's The Player in serial form, as Bryan Cranston plays Tim Robbins' character from The Player, but it was just this cheap slapstick. Even Kathlyn Hahn couldn't save it.

Kathryn, whatever. I even watched most of that Marvel witch series cause of her, she's a fine actress.

took a nap

>>212634896 (OP)
you need to attach the previous general you stupid beaner.

>>212634909
goshcel is a cuck amongst other creepy things

>>212634909
if you lived in mexico you wouldn't have to worry about White Chads fucking every latina around.

People actually talk to their roommates wtf
That's not what they're for
As long as I pay rent and pick up after myself I have no obligation to talk. That wasn't in my lease agreement

Hahn means cock in German.

>>212635026
be a human being

>>212635028
Do people named Hans get bullied for that
Sounds like naming your kid Dick in English

>>212635028
So Han Chinese means Cock Chinese

How do you find a compatible roommate if you're an autist
Imagine you choose someone who seems nice but then they have friends over all the time and they tease you whenever you walk past them

>>212635028
>Hahn means cock in German.
i'm a big fan of hilary hahn

>>212635028
have you ever gone on a Moorhahnjagd?

>>212635065
lmfao

>>212635040
If they agree to take on more of the rent, I might give them "how bout that weather huh"
Until then I have no incentive
>>212635065
All three of my roommates just stay in their room. They've never once had people over

>>212635081
If they take on more rent, will you give them that bussy?

>>212635019
"look at this chad of my race doing X" is a form of cuckoldom, you realize this, right?

>>212635065
my roommate was banging chicks all the time. that was pretty miserable

>>212635093
Fuck off disgusting faggot

lol

Outta pocket

>>212635099
You didn't jerk off to her moaning?

>>212634909
Why not it’s a sexual and promiscuous culture, polar opposite of Indian/muslim culture
Latin culture is western culture on steroids
Africans and Asians are in the middle

Plus latinos are all mutts with no real roots so who cares

>>212635134
no i went to the library

>>212635042
Hans is just regular old-fashiod name. Nobody would get bullied for it.

>>212635053
No, the pronunciation is very different.

>>212635074
I played the Moorhuhn shooter video game a lot when I was a kid.

>>212635129
Old miserable boomer needs some jeeta poontang on his dick. That'll set him right.

>>212635028
So handcock is cockcock?
Or a guy named Hans is cocks?

>>212634922

>>212635152
Looooool only miller grove niggas

>>212635154
I was unsure of whether anyone would pick up on that boomer reference lol

fuck

Woe upon you

>>212635217
>not woe be upon you
hey, you're not Yahweh!

>>212634896 (OP)
I want to settle with a latrina like that in the future

>>212634972
stu-stu-studio

you shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

Cut my fingernails award.

>>212635159
No, we don't build the plural with s in German. Also, Hahn just means male chicken and is not used for the penis.

>koth reboot
seems soulless

>>212635238
here's to getting dubs x

Second time I see my IP getting rangebanned from /v/ this week. What the hell are my fellow leafs doing over there?
>>212635026
I like being friends with people I see often, don't you?

>>212635129
>yeah that will teach him a lesson!

I met a girl and had been talking to/hanging out with her for over a year and the instant she met my best friend they fell in love. KILL ME PLEASE.

>>212635262
Only because it FUCKING IS! FUCK A FUCKING DUCK

>>212635262
I love the characters aging in real time gimmick, I think it looks promising

>>212635262
LITERALLY GOT A TARGETED AD FOR IT AND IT WAS LIKE "HURR HOW DO I SCHEDULE A ZOOM MEETING TO BEAT YOUR ASS" like holy shit

We've turned grok into an elderly Chinese man

>>212635277
NO AAAAAHHHHHHHH DUNWANNA FALL IN LOVE (CAUSE LOVE IS ONLY GONNA BREAK YOUR HEAT)...WITH YOU!

>>212634909
You can have the white women. It's a fair trade.

>>212635272
>I like being friends with people I see often
I don't see them often. They're mostly ij their rooms. They mind their business I mind mine
A perfect arrangement. I can't imagine how exhausting it would be to have to make conversation everytime I pass by them

do you faggots seriously use twitter? fucking normie website

>>212635292
>Socialism is PIG! You want to set up farm and pig eats up all you puroduce! No good!

The most tender and refined woman among you will eat the afterbirth between her legs

>>212635312
Yes it's where the breaking news is

>>212635312
if you have a better way to watch CFB and baseball clips I'm lal ears

respect the environment

owari da...

>>212635324
>Google it
>It's true
>White women are doing it
I'm fucking going to throw up

>>212635324
you are definitely no Yahweh

>>212635350
I recycle for she

>>212635355
The only grok screenshot that's ever made me laugh out loud

>Trump announces 35% tariffs on Canada starting Aug. 1
Here we go again.

>>212635370
I am though

You're an ant in the afterbirth.

>>212635355
OMG!! that is sooooooo edgy brooo!!!!
Super EPIC!!!! How will lefties deal with this?!?!?! Elon os my GODD!!!!

>>212635375
Reddit
>>212635394
4chan

>>212635358
Plenty of men eat their cum. This is no different you sexist chud

>>212635387
Yahweh is like a German junker from the 19th century, militaristic and a stickler for rules. What he is not is carnal or sensuous.

>Yahweh is like a German junker from the 19th century, militaristic and a stickler for rules.

>>212635065
I live alone.

>>212635434
My mother brought a 19th century leatherbound King James Version bible with her from a student exchange trip to Wales in the 70s, and so I read the Old Testament when I was 12 or 13. Still haven't finished the new one, but I am indeed a firm atheist, probably cause of all the sci-fi I read in my teens.

>>212635434
You are brown

>I am indeed a firm atheist, probably cause of all the sci-fi I read in my teens.

I look good in the mirror but whenever I take a picture of myself I want to die

>>212635423
then why did he say that

>>212635485
Im quite huwhite, ackshually

Made one
>>212634696

>S&P 500 at ATH
>Nasdaq Composite at ATH
>Bitcoin at ATH
>Trump decides to crash the market again with his tariff threats
Why is he like that?

>>212635510
good idea

Measles cases are at an all-time high

>>212634896 (OP)
I have a Syrian coworker who looks just like that
150cm 70kg dumptruck phenotype

>>212635510
Thanks. Posted an old Slovenian drinking rhyme

>>212635438
Lucky

Tonight the birds are watching me. Don't they have more important things to do?

to drink tonight and go to a meetup tomorrow, or to not go out to the meetup because itll probably be nothing but geezers

>>212635542
You should make mongrel babies with her

N

>>212635277
wtf kek

Who here wants to be slapped by me?

>>212635609
Only on my ass

>>212635277
damn that's rough

>>212635609
*kicks you in the nuts*

Guys I just got this weather report
https://voca.ro/1eFNVhn6e0ul
I’m gonna to die, it was good knowing you

I'm gonna go on an evening inceldrive. What music should I listen to?

>>212635613
Spinny.....

fuming impotently at how barberberg massacred me

>>212635595
I don't think it's gonna last long anyways but I'm still kind of hurt lol.

>>212635625
Negative XP

>>212635625
Cage the Elephant

>>212635565
meetups are crappy, just filled with jeets here

>>212635609
hey, you're not Rick James!

>>212635525
So he can buy the dip obviously

>>212635625
soundtrack to digimon the movie

>>212635635
Jeetas?

largemouth bass

>>212635615
>>212635632
She's a homeless alcoholic from Alberta and she's just all around nuts. She's crazy sexy tho.

>>212635625
Selected Ambient Works 85–92

big fan of Rick James btw, not just repeating le boomer meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1LGBg9ysd4

>>212635650
I want my babybackbabybackbabyback
I want my babybackbabybackbabyback
I want my CHILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

I heard someone mention the Digimon movie
Today I will remind them

>>212635625
Metamorphosis by Philip Glass

>>212635625
I'm blasting summer incel kino, here.

https://youtu.be/KVYup3Qwh8Q

>>212635625
Hex by Bark Psychosis but only if it's evening or night

>>212635667
dont care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sugCINCXJrE

>>212635661
Heck yeah

>>212635680
Is the lead singer still in jail?

i havent left my room since april

>>212634783
Americans seem to do that a lot. It actually kind of reminds me of German lol

>>212635717
not sure

>>212635706
he was like Prince if Prince weren't in love with gay synth pop

>>212635644
no just jeets

>>212635655
>She's crazy sexy tho.
that's all that matters. your friend has sex and you dont

The Costco guys are on AEW right meow

>>212635551
I move heaven and hell to make sure I can afford to rent my iwn place regardless of market conditions. This is extremely important to me.

>>212635726
In German ALL nouns are capitalized and not just random nouns.

>>212635753
>we’re costco guys of course we metzitzah b'peh

Tonight's bachelor chow.
White jasmine rice with fish sauce and peanut sauce

My 4th grade teacher was a mean mean woman

>>212635777
I can't believe they're chosennites but I guess it makes sense how they got so famous

>>212635752
She wouldn't have sex with me, she said I was too innocent ;_;

https://www.reddit.com/r/montreal/comments/1lwtcmq/prn_dans_le_m%C3%A9tro_on_fait_quoi_avec_%C3%A7a/

>>212635796
what ethnicity are you?

>>212635303
how did he do it? does he own a successful construction company or something?

why does anti-commie propaganda make commies look bad ass

>>212635814
Life is a PHASE!

>>212635814
>incel computer neck skeleton
>badass
???

They say the satanic panic was a big scare, but there are many documented satanic murders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9DmdAwUbxc
WHAT YOU WON'T DO! DO FOR LOVE! YOU'VE TRIED ERRYTHING BUT YOU WON'T GIVE UP!

>>212635814
your mind is jewed and you worship death o algo asi

>>212635266

>>212635855
It’s official according to the U.S. government. There is no client list or blackmail, chud.

>burger place charged me $1.50 for cheddar on my burger
guess whos never getting MY business again

>>212635855
that's just the excuse, it's like how the far right are always security and military types

>>212635877
>>212635266

>>212635878
the ol 2 gunshots to the back of the head suicide

seen it a million times

>>212635871
sent that freak flying

>>212635877
Ahhh, Le Ambassadeur. Zee ovation chez Cannes was ow zoo you say...well deseurved!

>>212635895
also, I didn't even check my own post to see if I got dubs until >>212635877 (checked) replied to me

>>212635805
I'm composed of the purest Anglo stock. Also yeah the thought of them having sex makes me anxious lol...neither of them are responding right now and I know she is at his house right now so they probably are fucking.

baba booey

>I'm composed of the purest Anglo stock

>If the US Government says something, it must be true!

>>212635922
So you'd throw a fit if you saw a Slav like me defiling the sanctity of ancient New England ports where the shadows lie unnaturaly and eldritch incest cults are whispered of in back alleys?

>>212635922
you are kinda a cuck tbf. why would you be friends with a woman if you were interested in her? also, you should be happy that he's having sex. there's a girl my """friend""" likes and I'm fucking her. He took me home from her place and texted her that he doesnt feel comfortable leaving me alone with her. i went to her place the same night to fuck.

>>212635944
Yes I mean they usually admit it eventually anyways

>>212635900
Christ smiles upon you

>>212635898
The most reasonable take I’ve heard is that the “There is no client list or blackmail” nonsense is that it isn’t messaging meant for the public; it’s directed at the parties responsable in CIA and Mossad, telling them that the government will protect them and bullshit the public no matter what, even when everyone recognizes the obvious lies. In some respects, it may also be a “Yeah, we know that you know that we’re lying. What the fuck are you going to do about it?” humiliation ritual as well.

greek yogurt has been giving me really nice shits lately, gonna keep fibremaxxxing and shitmaxxxing

>>212635977
How about Geek Yoghurt

I had this haircut for 2 years

canadian niggas be like
"this yogurt too spicy"

let me touch your gf

literally 1984

>>212636004

>>212636005
they can catch these people but not looters?

frampton sucks

the way british people say yogurt is funny

>>212635791
Where's the beef?

>>212636017
oy vey, cool it with the racist inquiries

>>212636005
Palantir tech probably

>>212636019
Baby I Love Your Way is the best Jamaican song written by a white non-Jamaican though

>>212636027
Idk how to cook meat

>>212636046

Beef is the easiest thing to cook

>>212636017
They can clearly see where they live nigga

>>212635954
Yes no non-WASPS allowed. No catholic scum allowed. No swarthy southern and eastern euros
Simple as

It's insane how much better life is for the middle class in the Middle East. I spent a semester in Jordan and everyone had a maid, chauffeur, etc.
We used to have that here in the U.S. until around 100 years ago. Why the fuck do we have so many illegals and they're still too expensive to hire!!!!

>>212636073
*gets beheaded for criticizing the government on Twitter*

>>212636073
no way that's middle class

>>212636005
>go out on the street
>walk down 3 doors
>set off fireworks in front of random house

>then use your 2A to shoot down suspicious enemy drones hovering above your neighbourhood

Oh shit, I totally forgot about Informer. Sorry, Canucks. I mean, that's one of the greatest songs of all time. Peter Frampton doesn't come near the greatness that is Daddy Snow.

>>212636097
There has never a worse time in American history to criticize the authoritarian governments of other nations

uh HERRO PREASE

what the hell

>>212636106
That is in fact middle class in the ME. It cost ~$360 dollars a month to have a servant. Most households have two.

>>212636046
Cavemen were able to cook meat I think you can too.

BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M GONNA LEAVE YA

>>212636046
How to cook ground meat on easy mode:
>add a little oil to the pan
>preheat the pan on medium heat until the oil starts to get a little shimmery when you move it around, and you can feel the heat coming off of it when you hover your hand above; should be hot enough that the meat sizzles when it goes in
>add ground meat to the pan, and add a bit of salt and pepper such that there’s a thin, even layer over what you’ve put in the pan
>use a spatula to break it up into smaller pieces and stir it around
>most IMPORTANT tip: once the meat has cooked a little bit, it will go from raw to grey, and at that point it will release some of its water into the pan; if you pull it at this point, the meat will be rubbery and bland; what you have to do is keep simmering down the released liquid until it has all evaporated, and then continue browning it a little bit once it’s frying in its own fat, and not simmering in its own water
>don’t take it too far though or it’ll burn
This ‘guide’ doesn’t get into relatively more advanced stuff like frying some onions, garlic, or other aromatics before adding the meat, but that’s also worth figuring out once you’ve got the basic techniques down.

Leeloo Dallas multi-pass

Canadians is this true?

>>212636153
Wtf I’m moving to Maine

>>212636207
I thought is that Milla Jovovich's character from The Fifth Element at first but then the reality that that's a porn star sank in

>>212636097
that's cool tho as long as it ain't me

>>212636202
I learned this on geetar

I don't belong on the same phase of existence as other humans

>>212636144
what if Japanese Clark and Black Lois had a baby?

>>212636235
It is

I mean, I watch porn all the time, but I don't like porn stars, they've got implants or are runts like Sasha Grey

Why would anyone want to live in such a bleak, depressing place as the west coast of South America? Might as well be living on the Skeleton Coast.

>>212636218
This is a politically partisan and generational issue. Libtards and MSM-consooming boomers have been whipped up into a frenzy about muh orange man, along with extreme anti-American sentiments in general.

Personally, I oppose Canada’s annexation and whatnot, but I still see the American people as a brotherly nation.

>its a "go to take a shit but you end up just farting into the bowl" episode

>>212636263
they're very dumb people. i follow a few on twitter

>>212636218
On one hand I really don't like the idea of giving into the mainstream hate everybody has for America now (a symptom of modernity as I see it), but on the other it's a pretty established fact that Americans are among the stupidest people on Earth. Only chinks and jeets are stupider but that line is quickly becoming blurred.

>>212636240
Canada could learn a few lessons from the Gulf on how to keep the migrant jeets nice and docile.

>>212636256
*gets pimped out*

>>212636249
The folk songs were the only ones where Robert Plant's overacting was tolerable. Stairway, where he particulary holds back, is the best folk song of all time, and I listen to a lot of folk and generally dislike the Zep.

im back

>>212636256
How about Lois Lame and she’s disabled

>>212636291
I once read the autobiography of a 1960s black pimp called Iceberg Slim. It was alright.

>>212636293
>Stairway, where he particulary holds back, is the best folk song of all time
possibly the worst take I have ever heard

>>212636204
video game journalist mode is to spread it out on a sheet pan and cook it in the oven at 450F

you're in a booth in the midwest

Reading, not a book, but a short story.

>>212634922
New favorite divide in the GOP:
>Trump doesn't want people talking about Epstein anymore? Actually pedophilia is epic and based now! It's not wrong to want a fourteen-year-old trad wife to replenish the white race with.
>Trump doesn't want people talking about Epstein anymore? Actually pedophilia's still bad, but Trump needs to pretend like he's panicking and trying to hide being on Epstein's list of fellow pedophiles so that he can go undercover and bring the REAL pedophiles to justice!

ayo this nigga aaaaaaaaaahhhh
readin a book

>>212636204
Ground beef already has enough fat/oil in it to cook with, even extra lean ground beef has more than enough oil to cook with as long as you're using a non-stick pan.

>>212636344
That quote is taken out of context

cum cum
bum bum
sex sex

more like made out of desperation

>>212636344
I'd like that but I don't have much hope anymore. His supporters will stick by him no matter what. They straight up don't have morals its just whatever he says because its a literal cult.

>>212636374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKhrQhdxjI8

>>212636355
The premise is that I’m trying to make idiotproof instructions for an absolute beginner THOUGH

get out of my life

>>212636374
you cut that out mister or you'll be going home in an ambulance

How my life is going rn

never underestimate a kind gesture. It might be exactly what someone needed.

>>212636410
Melfi?!

anyone wanna start a wmaf porn studio with me

>2025
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?

>Y-You get addicted to them!
No you don't, except if you are underage or incapable of smoking in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

>>212636424
damn what a stupid ass bitch ever heard of a funnel you gay nigga

All any religion has to do to get me to convert is offer me fresh nubile young women. But they don't why is that?

>>212636424
Funnels were invented for a reason
This just illustrates that you're choosing a hard life

antisemites BTFO

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752181359578354.webm

>>212636455
*Tucker Carlson voice*
What is that? What is going on??

>>212636424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk

>>212636446
Japanese women make this horrible noise when getting fucked, it's unbearable and just a cultural thing

>>212636448
Nothing of value has ever been stated by an iphone poster

I like watching russian porn

Big funnel doesn’t want you to know you can just roll a piece of paper into a cone and then put it into the top of the bottle

>>212636473
i'm not even into japanese girls, canada has tons of hot asian girls who grew up or moved here from basically every asian background who don't make horrible noises during sex
source: i have sex with them

>>212636475
The government had to do DEI for green bubble underclass fags LMAO

i look like that anglerfish

It’s pouring outside right now
https://voca.ro/1gCTMqVLDlEY

>>212636483
DELETE THIS.

>>212636482
American porn is great cause American women tend to be these great big corn-fed voluptuous beasts, but it does have its pitfalls like when they get too vocal OH YEAH YEAH YOU LIKE THIS COCK HUH? YOU LIKE MY BIG COCK IN YOUR PUSSY HUH?

>>212636455
Because the misogyny that traditional religion offers is one that dehumanizes women and reduces them to property, men who subscribe to those religions are narcissists who only care about themselves. Their goal when it comes to their daughters is to give them to a man in exchange for something, often including the father wanting to develop his relationship with the other man to get access to his resources.
That kind of perverted mentality would categorize you as worthless and a low-status man, most of these "people" do not see you as being worth that.

>>212636518
would've been funny if you farted in the middle of that

with 1# or 500g of ground beef you can't go wrong with the classic canadian hot hamburger sandwich

look at the big brain on brad

>>212636523
Damn. Really makes a bitch want to become a slave behind a desk at an insurance company throwing CVs in the garbage

This image speaks to me on multiple levels

>>212636518
god I wish it would rain here

i don't like george clooney

>>212636553
How about George Cooney and he’s black

>>212636539
bud, I'd scarf that down before you could say William H. Macy, eh?

>>212636547
Listen all I'm saying is that men are the house niggers of gender

Woman is the nigger of the world
think about it

>>212636483
>destroys you
what now bitch?

>>212636553
I really liked George Clooney in that Coen Brothers movie where he feuds with C.Z. Jones. Everyone hated that movie but I've always liked it. Ditto The Ladykillers. Disliked Llewyn Davis though, possibly due to my admiration of folk music which caused me to have high expectations of it

I've downloaded 1terabyte of kinos this year so far and watched about half of em
I download 4k remuxes so they're like 70gig each
So I've really only watched about 10 movies
So far my recommendations
>Big trouble in little China
>Deep red
>Primer
>Lawrence of Arabia

>>212636583
John was a woman beater

Just smashed this mosquito in mid-air with the palm of my hand

>the Burger King Foot Lettuce guy is dead
It’s so over

>>212636613
I've got a 70 gb copy of Akira sitting on my hard drive ready to watch on my buddy's 80" TV.

>>212636637
I did so on my leg yesterday and the entire joint of a finger was smeared with my own blood

>>212636637
that's not your blood.

looks like you've just contracted AIDS. sorry bout that.

>>212636637
You are brown

>>212636624
If I was married to Yoko I would do the same

>>212636667
He beat his other wife, not yoko. And verbally abused his son.

>>212636640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Ij06dNy98

>>212636667
How about 4Loko Ono

>>212636637
**cums on your hand**

>>212636637
That is an absolute unit of a hand

I don't really care one way or the other, but I was recently thinking about people who say Jesus Christ couldn't have been pale with blue eyes because he lived in the middle east and the fact that Bashar-al-Assad is pale with blue eyes and from the middle east

Should I order 6 giant crumbl cookies for the second time this week?
Each contains between 600-900 calories.

>>212636706
He was an Alawite from the coast, they interbred with the French Crusaders afaik

>>212636711
fat

>>212636732
I've lost control of my life outside of work

I was once friends with an Alawite from Latakia, but his dad was actually Shia Iraqi so he was this stereotypical short, hairy Arab. Great guy, musician by trade, sharp as a knife, if somewhat duplicitous. Just your average Arab.

>>212636711
If you want to go ahead. Remember though a calorie saved is a calorie lost. And look in the mirror and imagine social interaction before you order. Also, here's my thinspo buddha that helps me when that stuff weighs on me.

>>212636745
take that control back
kill someone

>>212636706
Are you stupid? You're acting like there's been zero population migrations in the Middle East in the last 2,000 years and everyone is exactly the same as they were back then

I went to supercuts
Everyone treated me like I was a piece of garbage

>>212636764
You probably smelled bad

I'm watching these expert gamers play Elden Ring, and these guys are beating gods and demigods the size of small houses with a knife and a shield that looks like a salad bowl

>>212636753
Will i get diabetes?
I'm not fat

i need to be committed to a psychiatric facility however i’m too proud to admit this to anyone so i will continue to live my bastard life until i eventually crash out and shoot my head off

>>212636782
There's plenty of thin people with diabetes. If you eat crap, you're gonna get healthy problems, that's just the way it is

>>212636782
Probably not. Type 2 diabetes happens when your body starts to develop a resistance to insulin because of constant overuse, which is why its almost always seen in morbidly obese people.
Type 1 is genetic so you cant catch it.

Are you more of a schlemeiel or a Schlimazel

>>212636808
I surely ain't a rich man YABADABADABA DABADABADUM

>>212636794
>>212636802
What if I stop now after this one last binge (2 cookies per day in addition to my normal food)

>>212636808
Schlimazel tov

>>212636826
Now you're asking questions that we can't reasonably answer. We don't know your medical profile. That said, an extra 1000-2000 calories won't cause you to get spontaneous diabetes, but making it a common habit could cause weight gain and make you develop it over time.

>>212636826
If you must have something sweet, consider having a reasonable quantity of fresh fruit instead of candy or baked goods

>>212636523
Idk seems a bit harsh to the countless generations that lived that way
It was just how people survived

I’m currently eating some perfectly ripe local strawberries btw

>>212636808
I’m a poor nebbish

chicken jockey

very tired

>>212636876
I asked thanks for sharing

>>212636896
Get some rest champ

accidentally clicked on /hm/ and saw a lot of cock and balls

>>212636915
>accidentally
Sure pal

Sci fi really loves having naked people, usually women, submerged in some kind of milky fluid connected into some kind of hive mind
Off the top of my head both minority report and Battlestar Gallectica

gonna stroke my cock and re-measure it to see if it's actually 7 inches

>>212636876
>>212636901
do you appreciate how brits say strohb'r'y? I love that shit.

>>212636927
>>212636927
New

>>212636875
I'm portraying their beliefs in the most empathetic light I can. Those "traditional values" are a worthless con.