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Anonymous United Kingdom No.212635918 [Report]
/brit/: R TONE
A NEW DAWN HAS BROKEN, HAS IT NOT?!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212635931 [Report]
shit thread
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212635937 [Report]
can hear a child screaming in the distance
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212635957 [Report] >>212636025
stopped watching porn and my cumshots have been bigger and whiter.
coated a twink in my baby batter.

maybe porn do be bad doe fr.
Anonymous United States No.212635961 [Report]
this might be the one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212635962 [Report] >>212639472
>norskefashgirl.home
>.blog/2023/02/13/important-message/

Look all I'm saying is, if you see a woman posting this kind of shit, she probably has an IR / cuck fetish. Run far in the other direction. Speaking from indirect experience.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212635969 [Report]
This chicken halal, bossman?
Anonymous Australia No.212635971 [Report]
toilberg ent paid me the dosh he owes me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212635980 [Report]
My tiny todger stiffens in the moonlight. A dutty naughty tart has seduced me.
Anonymous Australia No.212635992 [Report]
might log on to reddit and look at heckin wholesome pupperinos
Anonymous United States No.212635997 [Report]
Beating a fly to death with a book on environmental ethics
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636002 [Report]
Tiny pink pussied pale Papist maidens being rogered bloody well good by the dark todger of a sudanese tribesman.


It proper gets me going it does.
Anonymous United States No.212636011 [Report]
Grim this.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636025 [Report] >>212636695
>>212635957
deh!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636026 [Report] >>212636100
I work from Monday to Thursday, 10 till 3, with a 90 minute lunchbreak.

My life’s the life of Riley! Truly blessed guvna. Now all I need is my missus to pork a big black todger!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636039 [Report]
Spaki on a madness
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636056 [Report] >>212636060
Go on then. Whip it out
Anonymous United States No.212636060 [Report] >>212636081 >>212636098 >>212636110
>>212636056
Anonymous United States No.212636081 [Report]
>>212636060
omds that is peng
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636083 [Report]
well that's a bloke whipping it out isn't it
Anonymous Australia No.212636085 [Report] >>212636157 >>212636172 >>212637384 >>212637496
whenever I feel sad or depressed about being lonely and having no gf or kids, I turn to the one thing that makes me feel a lil bit better about myself, gore. nothing cheers me up like watching 3rd worlders getting murdered, committing suicide, being eaten by lions, etc.
blissful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636098 [Report]
>>212636060
um
Anonymous United States No.212636099 [Report]
menthol lov that birbs got a ding dong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636100 [Report]
>>212636026
you don't have a job heathermong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636110 [Report]
>>212636060
name?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636132 [Report]
heathernonce when the cronem step into his suite at the gherkin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636157 [Report]
>>212636085
summat wrong with you mate
Anonymous Australia No.212636169 [Report] >>212636189
just called my gf a chud because she was expressing rorkeish sentiment
Anonymous United States No.212636172 [Report] >>212636213
>>212636085
Sometimes I feel sad about that about being alone but mostly its just fear that someday in the future ill regret being alone
Like the times I tried being with people like with an actual connection rather than just being acquaintances I didn't like it, and being around people in any capacity makes me incredibly anxious and on edge.
Honestly I kinda don't think existence was a good idea at all tbqh :/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636189 [Report] >>212636262
>>212636169
She try saying that maybe not all white people are evil lad?
Anonymous Australia No.212636213 [Report]
>>212636172
I feel ya. It's not like we asked for it. seeing other people in agony is relief though
Anonymous Australia No.212636262 [Report]
>>212636189
aye something like that
also gaslighting me about my lived experience and not respecting my truth, generally just arguing in bad faith and refusing to unpack any of it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636292 [Report] >>212636350
STOP THE BOATS /BRIT/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636294 [Report] >>212636505 >>212636513
you gents hype or what
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636296 [Report]
desperate to connect and be close with nature but all these wretched isles have are sterile farmers fields and one acre "forests"

need australian citizenship pronto
Anonymous Australia No.212636335 [Report]
where's the fucking horse i ordered? should've been here on wednesday at the very latest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636339 [Report]
>In 2014, an infamous incident known as the "Rainbow Dash Cum Jar" gained notoriety when images of a Rainbow Dash figurine submerged in semen left to boil near a radiator were shared on 4chan. The images spread across various social media platforms and became an Internet meme.[22]
screaming this is an actual sentence on wikipedia
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636350 [Report]
>>212636292
based based based
listened to some fat mong saying this is hate speech
lmao
Anonymous United States No.212636400 [Report]
you've sullied /brit/ again
shame on you all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636493 [Report]
Janny, go fuck yourself. Ban this IP, I'll be back on a new one within 2 minutes.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636496 [Report]
Janny, you are a fucking nigger.
Banning me for telling a known paedophile to slit his throat.
Kill yourself.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636505 [Report] >>212636540
>>212636294
>let's put out a movie decades after we had a good thing going
yeah no
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636513 [Report]
>>212636294
i'm pessimistic but hoping to be pleasantly surprised
Anonymous United States No.212636515 [Report]
Just so you know, janny, I'm hopping IP's. You're a nigger.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636536 [Report]
absolutely love wanking cannot get enough of it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636540 [Report] >>212636600
>>212636505
TIS not a movie
TIS a series of 10 eps
All released on Aug 4th
Anonymous Canada No.212636543 [Report]
Shit on a nigger
Anonymous United States No.212636561 [Report]
Niggers tongue my anus
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636570 [Report] >>212636589
was just having a smoke by the back door and heard someone else outside and messing with bins.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636580 [Report] >>212636595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmTLEeM8A4Y

These few tunes are enough to bring tears to my eyes.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636589 [Report] >>212636650
>>212636570
foxberg at it again
Anonymous United States No.212636595 [Report] >>212636614
>>212636580
ur trans lid. crying to video game music is not normal.
Anonymous United States No.212636597 [Report]
yeah so basically I'm shitting up the thread
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636600 [Report]
>>212636540
>10 eps
that's 10x worse
Anonymous Canada No.212636601 [Report]
rorke doing gangnam style in 2025
Anonymous Canada No.212636609 [Report]
niggers tongue my anus
Anonymous United States No.212636610 [Report]
>quentin nowhere to be seen
love to see it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636614 [Report] >>212636638 >>212636646
>>212636595
How am I trans? I am 110% comfortable as a man. I wouldn't pass as a woman even if you shaved off my beard, wacked a wig on my head, and dressed me in the finest dresses. You are genuinely delusional if you think I am a woman.
Anonymous United States No.212636615 [Report] >>212636715
dangerously horny and anally fixated
Anonymous United States No.212636638 [Report] >>212636699
>>212636614
I didn't say you're a woman. Let me see your arse mate
Anonymous United States No.212636646 [Report]
>>212636614
aap poon larp, men don't post on 4chan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636650 [Report] >>212636698 >>212636729
>>212636589
I thought about that but ive never seen foxes where I live. The only place ive seen foxes was actually London, when I was in Hackney for 2 weeks in the winter of 17/18. I think I saw 4-5. But I never see them in my small town in the North.
And I heard a person grumble under their breath.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636695 [Report]
>>212636025
based deh! poster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636698 [Report] >>212636734
>>212636650
must be an alkie then i suppose. no other reason to be messing with bins at this hour unless you're hiding the bottles
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636699 [Report] >>212636740
>>212636638
I am not ever gonna post my arse.

I do not want to be doxxed.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636715 [Report]
>>212636615
mad how yanks cant shag prostitutes
i rather brass than weed
Anonymous Canada No.212636728 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636729 [Report] >>212636790
>>212636650
theyre pretty stealthy creatures if you live near any parks, graveyards etc theyre probably about
back when i lived near a nature reserve you'd hear them screaming at each other all the time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636734 [Report]
>>212636698
good call, ill ignore it.
Anonymous United States No.212636740 [Report]
>>212636699
Lol there's no arse recognition program afaik. Are you alright? You seem emotional at the moment. What's going on?
Anonymous United States No.212636742 [Report] >>212636754
No Nikocados!
Anonymous Canada No.212636754 [Report] >>212636772
>>212636742
I will be posting the 'cados all night long
Anonymous United States No.212636766 [Report]
Man... it's so easy being fly... if I see...
Anonymous United States No.212636767 [Report]
fit tarquin paki tennis birds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636771 [Report]
There's a whole bunch of people out there who knew me, and yet abandoned me.

I want to know where those people are are.

Today is 2025, but the legacy of 2022, and 2020, and 2018, still lives on....

There's a bunch of people who didn't offer a single message towards me, despite years of friendship, and yet they just cast me aside.

It's not fair. I want them to answer for this.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636772 [Report]
>>212636754
nooo i'm horny enough as it is
Anonymous Canada No.212636787 [Report] >>212636822
bwc demon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636790 [Report]
>>212636729
there is a river and some woods. the nearest woods are very popular with dog walkers so i doubt they go there but there is another up the river where the paths are broken or blocked off and hardly anyone goes there. when i was younger i had a cheeky outdoors wank there once.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636811 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdShuEkQvY

This is the song that plays when I stand upon the tallest building in Croydon and think about my friends, and how they betrayed me.
Anonymous United States No.212636822 [Report]
>>212636787
Mad how bad my wang wants to penetrate that, in spite of my brain knowing it doesn't want offspring with her
Anonymous United States No.212636827 [Report]
You know what probably sucked, not being allowed to learn how to read. Also not having paper. You had sandy dirt and a stick and that was all. Maybe a knife and some sticks. But you had to keep the knife sharp because the sharpener only came by every couple months. That was the racket really, being a traveling sharpener. There's a last name for you: Sharpener. What do you think?
Anonymous Belgium No.212636884 [Report] >>212636919
>>212636864
>>212636864
>>212636864
>>212636864
>>212636864
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212636888 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1t34Nppi4

None of you will ever know how emotional this song is for me...
Anonymous United States No.212636919 [Report] >>212637158 >>212637171
>>212636884
Peng
Anonymous United States No.212637046 [Report] >>212637161
poo willy bollocks
not ziedbelg Belgium No.212637069 [Report]
damn has /brit/ ever been this slow? feels like 4chan might be dying tbf..
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637158 [Report]
>>212636919
that's jade from mtfg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637161 [Report]
>>212637046
terrible post
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637171 [Report] >>212638539
>>212636919
is that you medic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637254 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EBQ3ITvn-s
Anonymous Slovenia No.212637276 [Report]
SO TAKE MY HAND
AND DISSAPEAR TO A PUB
THAT'S NOT
TOO FAR FROM HERE
Anonymous Canada No.212637280 [Report] >>212637304
Yeah so janny banning me doesn't work mate
Anonymous Australia No.212637295 [Report]
poo and wee
for my tea
Anonymous Australia No.212637304 [Report] >>212638522
>>212637280
wonder if poofters actually unironically wanked their little gay cocks to this image
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637305 [Report] >>212637313 >>212637329
just coomed to angela white
Anonymous Australia No.212637313 [Report] >>212637354
>>212637305
thank you for supporting the australian pornstar industry
Anonymous Australia No.212637329 [Report] >>212637354
>>212637305
she has a degree in gender studies
Anonymous United States No.212637344 [Report]
what do you do when youre in a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvLdRDxUhPg mood?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637354 [Report] >>212637369
>>212637313
my pleasure
>>212637329
why?
Anonymous Australia No.212637369 [Report]
>>212637354
dunno
she'd already been doing porn for 7 years by the time she graduated, weird sitch all around
Anonymous South Africa No.212637384 [Report]
>>212636085
Thought you were going to say heroin
Anonymous United States No.212637389 [Report]
the ‘scord notifs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637488 [Report] >>212637563
i just love her so much bros
Anonymous Australia No.212637496 [Report]
>>212636085
not very surprising that you're alone then
Anonymous Australia No.212637563 [Report] >>212637639
>>212637488
https://media.redgifs.com/UltimateAnimatedPooch.mp4
check it out, age 26 on the left, age 39 on the right
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637572 [Report] >>212637584 >>212637632
okay so in Angela: Volume 3 there’s this scene with manuel ferrara and angela white where after they’re done banging, angela just starts crying outta nowhere
like legit tears, no fake shit
manuel just holds her and says “you’re so fucking special” and it’s honestly kinda touching
porn usually feels so fake but this was different, real emotion and all that
angela’s said it’s one of her favorite scenes because it shows porn can be more than just sex, it can be real connection too
crazy to see that level of vulnerability in porn
Anonymous Australia No.212637584 [Report]
>>212637572
only known scene of her getting creampied as well
Anonymous Australia No.212637611 [Report] >>212637631
i only wank to porn where i know the performers are married to each other in real life
Anonymous Slovenia No.212637631 [Report]
>>212637611
then you disrespect the universal dionyisian virility of Rocco Siffredi, I'm sorry
Anonymous United States No.212637632 [Report]
>>212637572
Poo comes from that bum.
Anonymous Australia No.212637633 [Report] >>212637722
have you ever edited wikipedia before lads?
despite my extensive use of it over the past 15 or so years, i've never edited it at all, seems like an extremely reddit thing to do
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637639 [Report] >>212637669
>>212637563
she gets better with age
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637653 [Report]
catberg just caught a bird but i wrapped it in a towel and took it outside then it flew off
Anonymous Australia No.212637669 [Report]
>>212637639
wish she'd grow some nice plumage around her tuppence rather than just shaving/waxing it all off, bald fannies look grim, especially on a lady who's a bit on the heftier side like she is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637707 [Report] >>212637863
just blew another load to miss white
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637722 [Report]
>>212637633
i've corrected spelling/punctuation mistakes because they annoy me
Anonymous Australia No.212637730 [Report] >>212637853
texted toilberg that i have a cold and can't make it tonight, time to arse around in my evil incel lair playing old school runescape
Anonymous Australia No.212637756 [Report] >>212637860 >>212637890
i remember once the wikipedia page for bane (from batman comics) had extended protection on it because baneposters from /tv/ kept vandalising the page
Anonymous United States No.212637853 [Report]
>>212637730
Did you ever... eat... from... someone's pizza box and... closed the box back up... like you never did... and then... years later... remember in a wave of ANGUISH that you did that?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637860 [Report] >>212637866
>>212637756
it's a big page
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637863 [Report] >>212637888
>>212637707
Anonymous United States No.212637866 [Report]
>>212637860
for poo
Anonymous Australia No.212637870 [Report]
need a subservient gf
would not allow her to wear any kind of trousers, only skirts, MAYBE shorts if she's going to the gym but not those tight ones that are designed to ride up girls' bum cracks (who on earth would find that appealing?)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212637888 [Report]
>>212637863
toby!
Anonymous Poland No.212637890 [Report] >>212637916
>>212637756
remember the time a plane crashed near a town called aix les bains and at the time if you went there on google maps there was a pizza restaurant with a sign saying "le for you"
Anonymous Australia No.212637916 [Report]
>>212637890
vaguely
Anonymous Australia No.212637956 [Report] >>212637994 >>212638005 >>212638344
mad how women have to sit down every time they piss as well as wipe their fannies
that would drive me mental as i piss at least 10 times a day
Anonymous Australia No.212637966 [Report]
i sit to piss
just comfortable innit as the british youf say
Anonymous Australia No.212637986 [Report]
do the majority of my pisses outside on a tree, or in the sink if i can't go outside for whatever reason
Anonymous United States No.212637994 [Report] >>212638013 >>212638025 >>212638031 >>212638058
>>212637956
????
Bro if you don't wipe your dick thats gross.
Standing up when you piss is vile. You're literally getting piss-scented febreeze all over your lower half.
Sit down to pee, and when you're done wipe the tip. Put a little bit of tp in your underwear so if it dribbles it doesn't soak your underwear.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638005 [Report] >>212638043
>>212637956
>mad how women have to sit down every time they piss
>According to a recent YouGov survey, on sitting and standing, it turns out there’s massive variance between countries. Of the 13 countries polled, Germany came out on top for sitting down. Forty percent of men say they sit down to pee “every time”, and 22 percent sit “most times”. Only 10 percent say they never sit. Sweden comes second in Europe, with 50 percent of men saying they sit down all or most of the time.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638013 [Report]
>>212637994
weird neurotic freak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638025 [Report] >>212638070
>>212637994
>Standing up when you piss is vile. You're literally getting piss-scented febreeze all over your lower half.
Urinals exist for a reason.
You shake your penis to remove the excess piss dribbling retard.
I can't believe I'm telling a fully grown man this.
Anonymous Australia No.212638031 [Report] >>212638070
>>212637994
a few drops of piss never hurt anyone
Anonymous Australia No.212638043 [Report]
>>212638005
so was there no option for sitting down to piss but only occasionally?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638048 [Report] >>212638135
Anonymous United States No.212638049 [Report]
I piss and shit in my pants like a real man
Anonymous United States No.212638058 [Report]
>>212637994
Women dig the scent of dude piss splatter, Jack. You ever wonder why they call them buttons a "fly"?
Anonymous Australia No.212638065 [Report]
me on the left
Anonymous United States No.212638070 [Report] >>212638097 >>212638136
>>212638025
Urinals are exactly the problem. The pee splashes back all over you. You get little aerosolized piss droplets all over the floor, your shoes, and your pants.
Shaking it isn't enough a lot of the time. Even sitting I always tried to get the last bit out but then I'd stand up and a couple more droplets would come out.
>>212638031
It's gross.
Anonymous Australia No.212638097 [Report] >>212638130
>>212638070
hate to break it you mate but there's biological waste on everything you can imagine, dipping your hand in a piss puddle is probably more hygienic than holding onto the railing for the stairs that go down into the subway station
Anonymous United States No.212638123 [Report]
gn lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638126 [Report]
Gotta sit for my morning piss because it sometimes go's a little wayward
Anonymous United States No.212638130 [Report]
>>212638097
1 question: do you wash your hands?
Anonymous Canada No.212638135 [Report]
>>212638048
is that sara
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638136 [Report]
>>212638070
your jeb end isn't a aerosol mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638145 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638167 [Report]
Have you noticed that there are no scare stories about doctors leaving the country, even though we need doctors and don't need billionaires.
Anonymous United States No.212638171 [Report] >>212638291
prostate is feeling quite enlarged i need one of you to milk it any way you can
Anonymous United States No.212638229 [Report]
Business idea: a restaurant similar to Hooters called Pooters where the sexy waitresses in short shorts fart in your face.
Anonymous Australia No.212638269 [Report]
gfberg says i look like a victorian-era aristocrat with tuberculosis
Anonymous United States No.212638281 [Report] >>212638304 >>212638317
>I watched my uncle's marriage go to shit because of this. 13 years with his wife, he wanted kids, but she didn't. He waited, grew resentment, and ended the marriage. The interesting part, after their divorce, she ended up years later having a daughter, while my uncle never had children. When one person wants something that's eons apart from their partner, may it be children, a threesome, open relationship, major career change, etc. If both parties are not fully on board, 1 person will continue to grow their disdain for the new dynamic, and it'll implode.
redditors really are sick in the head comparing a "threesome" or "open relationship" to having children
fucking sick freaks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638291 [Report] >>212638310
>>212638171
think that's a sign of cancer not milk
Anonymous United States No.212638293 [Report]
Need a gassy Emma Watson gf to sit on my face and fart.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638303 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.212638304 [Report] >>212638356
>>212638281
Reproduction is the single most evil and vile thing anyone could ever do. I don't blame anyone who does it because its their nature and how fate has led them but its the most pure act of selfishness and cruelty.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638310 [Report]
>>212638291
thank fuck, maybe he'll be gone soon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638317 [Report] >>212638356 >>212638387
>>212638281
struggling with reading comprehension don't you
they're not comparing them they're using them as examples of "something that's eons apart from their partner"
Anonymous Australia No.212638328 [Report]
the so-called gf is such a noob at runescape
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638344 [Report]
>>212637956
I do enjoy a sit down piss tbf
Anonymous Australia No.212638346 [Report]
off to go pk noobs in the wildy, later friends
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638351 [Report] >>212638373
Cropped the name out of this banner I have.

Can you imagine meeting someone to date from here?
Anonymous United States No.212638356 [Report] >>212638369 >>212638414
>>212638317
are you retarded
>>212638304
die then
Anonymous Slovenia No.212638358 [Report]
THERE'LL COME A TIME
NOW DON'T FORGET IT
THERE'LL COME A COME
WHEN YOU'LL REGRET IT

OH BABE, THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'
YOU KNOW MY LOVE FOR YOU
WILL DRIVE ME TO RUIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOx0aF3MxGw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638369 [Report]
>>212638356
>die then
I wish antinatalists were all that logical
Anonymous Australia No.212638373 [Report] >>212638394
>>212638351
must be like 200 evil incels to every 1 girl (and even then she's probably deranged or hideous or both)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638387 [Report]
>>212638317
Lmao, done him
Anonymous United States No.212638393 [Report]
degeneracy is in no way a legitimate desire in a marriage and having children is literally what marriage is for
men are retards
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638394 [Report] >>212638421
>>212638373
Can multiply both of those if we're on about /brit/ too
Anonymous United States No.212638414 [Report] >>212638470
>>212638356
I'm gonna, and so are you. Isn't that horrifying? Is it okay to bring someone into the world knowing they will face that? That they'll have to spend most of their life suffering with the only distractions being brief moments of pleasure? That they'll have to watch the people they love grow old and die and wait for that to happen to them too? It's literally horrifying beyond comprehension.
Anonymous Poland No.212638421 [Report] >>212638436 >>212638442
>>212638394
Do you mean 400 evil incels for every 2 girls?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638436 [Report]
>>212638421
No, 400 incels for a girl of twice the derangement and hideousness
Anonymous Australia No.212638442 [Report]
>>212638421
that would be redundant, i'm not quite sure what he's on about either
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638465 [Report] >>212638491
Waiting impatiently for death myself.

Thinking of provoking some CIA fellas into getting rid of me early.
Anonymous United States No.212638470 [Report] >>212638510
>>212638414
do it sooner
Anonymous Australia No.212638476 [Report]
think my favourite recent gimmick is saying "gay porn" out of context
Anonymous United States No.212638491 [Report] >>212638514
>>212638465
So no gay porn suicide then?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638498 [Report]
I need a gf (legal age) to not have sex with right away but for her to lay in bed with me and in the morning go to work at a reasonable time and I can get up at the same time and go home or if its my house I clean up all day, but I need to do that to get a gf so its a bit like making my own cake
Anonymous Poland No.212638508 [Report]
my alarm to wake up is going off in a minute
poor bugger doesn't know im already up
Anonymous United States No.212638510 [Report]
>>212638470
I dont want to die, im biologically wired to fear death more than anything else. I'm still gonna die regardless, and nothing can change that. :(
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638514 [Report]
>>212638491
Alas
Anonymous Australia No.212638520 [Report]
apparently in OSRS they've patched out the requirement to get turned into a woman to complete the quest "recruitment drive"
that kinda sucks, i was looking forward to an excuse to take a brief working holiday as a tranny
Anonymous United States No.212638522 [Report] >>212638531
>>212637304
nobody has ever seriously jerked off to that pic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638531 [Report]
>>212638522
you ever done it as a joke?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638532 [Report] >>212638544 >>212638548
post the best RSPS online now and play it in like 5 months
OSRS is fucking gay and a shit game
Anonymous United States No.212638539 [Report]
>>212637171
https://voca.ro/1euW0kfOlSA5
Anonymous Canada No.212638544 [Report]
>>212638532
any pokemon GO updates?
Anonymous Australia No.212638548 [Report] >>212638568
>>212638532
private servers are for psychopathic virgins
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638549 [Report]
I want to play a game with tax in it and where the game developers are literally 1984 (the movie) with rsmalls but lost to gamble bots and btw there is dicing in lots of RSPS
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638568 [Report] >>212638582 >>212638586
>>212638548
I have been banned on every RSPS I ever played on
a few of them (more lately) have had one psychopath obsess over me. they HATE me
Anonymous United States No.212638582 [Report]
>>212638568
Toby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638585 [Report]
>no answer
oh he def has
Anonymous Australia No.212638586 [Report] >>212638603
>>212638568
is that you heatherlad? mouselad? honestly can't tell any of you schizos apart anymore
Anonymous United States No.212638603 [Report] >>212638623
>>212638586
Mousenonce is the one that plays RuneScape.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638614 [Report]
I dont play OSRS since they added pride shit
Anonymous Australia No.212638623 [Report]
>>212638603
what a virgin
i only play it because my gf plays it
Anonymous Australia No.212638648 [Report] >>212638675
my original runescape account is almost 20 years old now, shame how they pissed the main game up the wall and now no one plays it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638651 [Report] >>212638671
going to post the Pokemon GO sceenshot I have later
Anonymous Canada No.212638660 [Report]
based!
Anonymous Australia No.212638671 [Report]
>>212638651
how about you post yourself to antarctica and get raped by aliens and then eaten by penguins
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638675 [Report] >>212638692
>>212638648
wow 20 years I have the 20 year cape too probably because my account is about just a bit older than 20 years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638680 [Report] >>212638724
>Children queuing for supplements killed in Israeli strike in Gaza, hospital says
Anonymous Poland No.212638691 [Report]
chinese pal in primary school gave me his almost maxxed account back in 2006 and then he changed the password back to take control again
thought he was a good hacker for managing to do that
Anonymous Australia No.212638692 [Report] >>212638709
>>212638675
i don't have any of those capes, can't be arsed going back to my original account because i have no idea where everything is or how the game functions anymore and can't be arsed to learn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638699 [Report]
swear there wasn't always so many osrs and mlp fans in this shithole
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638702 [Report]
not touched a video game in like a decade

don't hate em, just stopped caring
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638709 [Report] >>212638737
>>212638692
RS3 is shit anyway and they did piss the game up the wall. probably around the SOF
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638721 [Report]
actually i did play darkscape while it was a thing

pisser they shut it down
Anonymous United States No.212638724 [Report] >>212638840
>>212638680
https://voca.ro/12HYiAtAtCPQ
Anonymous Australia No.212638737 [Report] >>212638744
>>212638709
what's SOF?
Anonymous Slovenia No.212638742 [Report]
HEAR ME WHEN I CRY, LISTEN THRU MY SONG
JAY, MY LOVELY LADY TO THE AIR SHE DID BELONG
I, A COUNTRY SIR, LOVED HER FOR MY LIFE
BUT THE MANOR LADY'S BRIGHT YOUNG SON COULD TAKE HER...FOR HIS WIFE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7mwx9J5z3E
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638744 [Report] >>212638822
>>212638737
squeal of fortune. actually that and the solomons store
Anonymous United States No.212638750 [Report]
Trying to imagine Emma Watson taking a shit in my mouth.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638755 [Report] >>212638869 >>212638895
Church Street, 1940s(?) and 2025

Not too sure on the decade... It would be easier if we could see past the building on the left to see if the buildings there were still standing or not, having been destroyed in the blitz
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638779 [Report] >>212638801 >>212638845 >>212638891
if I played HOI4 then I would play as Britan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638794 [Report]
and we would go back in time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638801 [Report] >>212638824
>>212638779
*rapes you*
Anonymous Australia No.212638822 [Report]
>>212638744
never heard of it, ain't played runescape properly since before rs3, briefly stuck my beak in a few years later and noped the fuck out because it was too different and soulless
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638824 [Report]
>>212638801
Britan did OK in the war
obviously you would have to play as other countries eventually but yeah
Anonymous Slovenia No.212638829 [Report]
UNDER FOREST BRANCHES SHE CAME TO ME
UNTIL THE DAY SHE CRIED ALOUD A FATHER I SHOULD BE!
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THAT WE MET,
I NEVER SAW HER AGAIN
FOR SHE TOOK HER LIFE ON PRINCETOWN MOOR TO SAVE MY WORTHY NAME!
Anonymous United States No.212638840 [Report] >>212638899
>>212638724
You always have good takes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638845 [Report] >>212638890
>>212638779
Britain is boring because navy management is the worst part of the game
Anonymous Canada No.212638861 [Report]
The Unted Kindom of Grat Britan and Nothern Reland
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638862 [Report]
im quite bad at chemistry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638869 [Report] >>212638933
>>212638755
I always assumed you were just getting these off a facebook group or something
I know lots of people say modern streets look uglier these days but one thing that's definitely improved is that there are usually more trees nowadays
Anonymous Australia No.212638878 [Report] >>212638917 >>212638920 >>212638953 >>212638955 >>212638979
been texting with a girl whose favourite ways to begin a conversation are "hiiii" (with 4 i's) or "hey you", and her default response to any joke i make is "LMAO", sometimes even "LMFAO"
i'm in there aren't i? aren't i lads?
Anonymous Canada No.212638887 [Report]
>>212636923
Who is 'you' in this point of view

A nonspecific third party?...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638890 [Report]
>>212638845
faustian problem
I guess Japan is a country that is related to navy in HOI4 I feel
Anonymous United States No.212638891 [Report]
>>212638779
Hate this game. Its an actual grand strategy game. So many different necessary things to remember when playing.
Anonymous Poland No.212638895 [Report]
>>212638755
>sale
now on is it
Anonymous United States No.212638899 [Report]
>>212638840
https://voca.ro/1bWekJZXQBa7
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638908 [Report]
I would nuke Japan at least three times
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638917 [Report] >>212638965
>>212638878
girl I've been chatting to leaves me on read for 2-5 days
Anonymous Canada No.212638920 [Report]
>>212638878
get her pumped
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638933 [Report] >>212638988
>>212638869
they come from this excellent twitter account

https://x.com/keithjones84
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638934 [Report]
Rorke watching "how to" video for living in rural China
leftypol backing a chocolate raisin cake with a hammer and sickle on it
Anonymous Poland No.212638943 [Report] >>212638971
mental how common trams were everywhere in britain back then
seeing old pictures from my hometown of about 7k people and there were tram lines even there before big stagecoach came along
Anonymous United States No.212638953 [Report] >>212638987
>>212638878
reckon her iq is in the single digits if she unironically does that
or shes in highschool
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638955 [Report] >>212638987
>>212638878
no LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638963 [Report]
boggles the mind how we all die

utterly mental

like literal beggars belief imma hairfta be finkin'
Anonymous Australia No.212638965 [Report] >>212638998
>>212638917
horrible slag is practically BEGGING to be raped
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638971 [Report]
>>212638943
build HS2 across the ocean and get to other countries that way in 1940. then people wouldnt need boats but they used boats so now fast trains are wasting money
Anonymous United States No.212638978 [Report]
desperately need to cut to get shredded but ive just been doing a lazy man's recomp and kept a lot of the stomach fat i got last bulk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638979 [Report] >>212638997
>>212638878
christ

giving me ptsd from my msn and facebook chat days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638986 [Report]
Anonymous Australia No.212638987 [Report] >>212639014
>>212638953
she's in her third year of studying medicine and doing very well
>>212638955
yeah well, what do you know anyway you scrawny nigger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638988 [Report]
>>212638933
cool thanks
Anonymous United States No.212638997 [Report]
>>212638979
yeah i had convos like that when i was like 12 bro lmao
oh right sorry, LMFAO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212638998 [Report] >>212639100
>>212638965
fuggin ell

calm down wiv dem der kittingtonshires pal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639002 [Report] >>212639009
Rorke asking the African Carribean store "erm is this Kosher"
leftypol asking the African Carribean store "ERM IS THIS KOSHER? WHAT THE FUCK"
Anonymous Canada No.212639009 [Report] >>212639023 >>212639038
>>212639002
i don't get it
Anonymous United States No.212639014 [Report] >>212639068 >>212639109
>>212638987
so an awkward girl that texts like a preteen since she has no experience talking to men
get in then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639023 [Report] >>212639033
>>212639009
Rorke is only eating Kosher food (based) until they dont put bugs in it
Anonymous Canada No.212639033 [Report] >>212639066
>>212639023
rorke represents you in this story doesn't he
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639038 [Report]
>>212639009
in the normal food
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639066 [Report]
>>212639033
when Mexicans get a lot of money they stop eating fruits and vegetables (and spend all their money on Coca Cola - based)
while food for rich people like at organic food stores are expensive. Mexicans could afford those but they dont eat it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639068 [Report]
>>212639014
dubious post
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639080 [Report] >>212639101
the Mexicans do the opposite thing to others when they get money
Anonymous Australia No.212639100 [Report] >>212639179
>>212638998
NEVER!
Anonymous Israel No.212639101 [Report]
>>212639080
buy why
Anonymous Australia No.212639109 [Report]
>>212639014
she's normal, just very feminine and cutesy
Anonymous United States No.212639110 [Report]
Thinking about Emma Watson’s excrement.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639119 [Report]
the Jews like Coca Cola too - I saw over time
Anonymous Australia No.212639125 [Report]
been hanging the fuck out for a pig pull of my vape for like 2 hours but just plum forgot about it, a situation which i shall be rectifying anon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639143 [Report]
going back to sleep
Anonymous Australia No.212639150 [Report]
do jews learn to speak hebrew in kike school?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639167 [Report]
twist niggers heads off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639173 [Report] >>212639190 >>212639228
>>212622643
apparently these are men
Anonymous Canada No.212639175 [Report]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaceful_nuclear_explosion
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639179 [Report]
>>212639100
phwoar

propa good wun diss
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639190 [Report]
>>212639173
would
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639202 [Report]
not being able to report posts while you're banned makes no sense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639213 [Report]
zangoose still the BEST! THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Anonymous Canada No.212639224 [Report]
heatherzangoose lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639225 [Report]
I'm the most attractive person posting in this thread and it's not even close
Anonymous Slovenia No.212639228 [Report] >>212639249
>>212639173
Swayt Jaysus, Seamus
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639235 [Report]
protesting outside of the breast reduction clinic like it's planned parenthood
Anonymous Canada No.212639237 [Report] >>212639257 >>212639275
Isreal, or as I prefer to call it, Isntrael
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639249 [Report] >>212639273
>>212639228
do russian women like pickles? can I flirt with a Russian woman by talking about pickles?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639257 [Report]
>>212639237
Their tune will come
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639262 [Report]
Rorke (me) joining 1945RP on gmod
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639273 [Report]
>>212639249
They like beets
Anonymous Australia No.212639275 [Report]
>>212639237
finna turn it into wasrael
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639279 [Report] >>212639316 >>212639337
Might convert to Islam for coping reasons

Their belief that god is the final disposer of affairs must help deal all the injustice in the world.
Anonymous Canada No.212639286 [Report]
The employee at the pawn shop was a girl with dyed red hair and a cute voice, also in the bookstore there was a cute girl in the comic/manga section with her dad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639287 [Report]
Rorke getting converted into Islam and playing Germany in HOI4
Anonymous France No.212639302 [Report]
Wallace and Gromit new movie fucking SUCKS
Anonymous Canada No.212639316 [Report] >>212639339
>>212639279
>god is the final disposer of affairs
Isn't this true for the gods of every religion
Anonymous United States No.212639337 [Report]
>>212639279
lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639339 [Report] >>212639451
>>212639316
Probably but Islam is the easiest to convert to plus there's a large, active community in the UK
Anonymous Poland No.212639373 [Report]
History

The quilboar were abundant before the Great Sundering.[11]

Ten thousand years ago, during the War of the Ancients, the mighty demigod Agamaggan came forth to battle the Burning Legion. Though the colossal boar fell in combat, his actions helped save Azeroth from ruin. Yet over time, in the areas where his blood fell, massive thorn-ridden vines sprouted from the earth. The quilboar, believed to be the mortal offspring of the mighty god, came to occupy these regions and hold them sacred. The heart of these thorn-colonies was known as the "Razorfen".

After the Great Sundering as the centuries passed the quilboar reappeared and flourished in the land.[11]
Anonymous Poland No.212639388 [Report]
The quilboar would eventually settle within the Barrens and wage war against the other races living within the region, like the tauren. This way of life would move forward without incident until the beginning of the Third War. Under the guidance of a mysterious prophet, the Horde left Lordaeron for Kalimdor.[12] Soon after landing on Kalimdor the Horde would quickly befriend the tauren and make enemies of the quilboar who attacked them on sight.[13] Generally treating the quilboar as a nuisance, the Horde fought them when provoked but striking against the quilboar was not a top priority. However, circumstances did force Rexxar and his companions to seemingly wipe out a tribe in the Beast Den some time after the Battle of Mount Hyjal.[14]
Anonymous Canada No.212639412 [Report]
*Yawn* yeah that's crazy
Anonymous United States No.212639443 [Report]
Poo moon of Kentucky keep on shitting
Shit on the one who’s gone and done a poo
Anonymous United States No.212639451 [Report] >>212639481
>>212639339
your ancestors are rolling in their grave
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639472 [Report] >>212639506 >>212639582
>>212635962
This is not a woman.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639481 [Report] >>212639519 >>212639542 >>212639643
>>212639451
You mean the ones that converted to a brown religion from the middle east brought by foreign invaders
Anonymous Australia No.212639504 [Report]
falafel for tea x
Anonymous Canada No.212639506 [Report]
>>212639472
This is not meth.
Anonymous United States No.212639517 [Report]
I’m in a haunted house atm and there’s a ghost going pooOoooOoo pooOOoooOoOOoo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639519 [Report] >>212639565
>>212639481
Which invaders would those be
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639542 [Report]
>>212639481
go to bed spaki
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639565 [Report] >>212639601
>>212639519
Romans
Anonymous Poland No.212639573 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639582 [Report]
>>212639472
Other pictures look better and the Reddit account claims to be F, but my point holds regardless.

Women look good on propaganda posters. Asking for a '1488 wife' or even letting one of these harpies into your chat rooms is asking for trouble.
Anonymous Australia No.212639584 [Report]
pure got a fuckin cold and all
hate having to call in sick to toil, makes me feel weak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639601 [Report]
>>212639565
The white man took Christianity and made it his own with the protestant revolution
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639604 [Report] >>212639626
rorke laying his sweet head down for sleep (I am rorke)
Anonymous United States No.212639626 [Report]
>>212639604
leftypol making sure his prayer to the lord for his soul to keep goes unanswered
Anonymous Canada No.212639627 [Report]
Nieceberg needs me to sing Imogen Heap.

Have a good one.
Anonymous United States No.212639643 [Report] >>212639656 >>212639693
>>212639481
christians atleast still celebrate christmas and have some european morality
muslims are literally just worshippers of a pedophile warlord
Anonymous United States No.212639656 [Report]
>>212639643
Christians are horrible. Look at our country. They have no morals or empathy.
Anonymous Poland No.212639658 [Report]
islam
Anonymous Poland No.212639678 [Report]
Used to talk with this girl for a while and she turned out to be writing letters to one of the hammer men serial killers in Russia. So that's your fash girls for you.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639687 [Report] >>212639713
My IQ is in the thousands
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639693 [Report] >>212639821
>>212639643
I bet your knowledge of Islam and Christianity are each so superficial that you'd fail to write 1000 words on the topic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639702 [Report]
it's so hot already and it's not even 7am yet aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639713 [Report]
>>212639687
prove it
Anonymous Poland No.212639722 [Report]
islam iraq syria
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639754 [Report]
build a giant blender
put all the wogs in it
turn on the blender
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639784 [Report] >>212639886
um, hewwo
Anonymous United States No.212639821 [Report]
>>212639693
yeah?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639842 [Report] >>212639870
>>>/pol/510062410
>>>/pol/510062410

new
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639870 [Report]
>>212639842
It's not though is it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639886 [Report]
>>212639784
um..hi
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639891 [Report]
Someone make the new in the name of god
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639896 [Report]
Speculating a new
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639919 [Report] >>212639928
Back in my day runts used to rush to make the new
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212639928 [Report]
>>212639919
i'm busy cunt
Anonymous United States No.212639964 [Report]
>>212639957
>>212639957
>>212639957