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>>212639965 (OP)
kys

>>212639965 (OP)
Finally a real baddie

N

>>212640333
i have no idea dude. i'm about to confess my love next week and full disclosure i have a 0% success rate of this working

>>212640372
scheduled.confessions do not work.

>>212640372
you know those "scaring the hoes" memes where its like "you had her and then you started talking about warhammer 40k" or some shit? I cant even get a conversation going with a girl TO scare them off

>>212640389
it's not scheduled, it's actually inconvenient and if there isn't an opportune time i'm just gonna ask over text

>>212640398
as far as i'm aware having girls interested in you is a numbers game and you can sometimes increase the odds by bettering yourself in a few ways

been having concerning thoughts lately

Anyone women here wants to provide me sexual relief?

>>212640443
lost your moms phone number?

>>212640443
women???

>>212640424
>it's actually inconvenient
for you, or for her? it is scheduled, though. you're mentally planning it, aren't you?

>>212640442
Do tell

>>212640442
like what

>>212640443
sure, if you dont mind the fact mine is bigger than yours

>>212640459
>>212640463
just the normal stuff

>>212640457
for everyone. there's a third party, a friend of us both, who i'm kinda hoping is not present when i ask her out. also don't unwrap my inner machinations. they're wrapped as tightly as a retarded blind deaf kid's shoelaces.

>>212640398
Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I think if you keep meeting people in life consistently, you'll eventually meet a girl who vibes with whatever your weirdness is. I'm just saying, because I know lots of weird or ugly guys who found wives. The only real requirement is to be presentable and have a job and whatnot

>>212640504
Left: ego
Right: soul

>>212640514
women dont even ask me if I have a job

>>212640530
Do you self groom and dress well?

>>212640398
>>212640424
The numbers game is a Pareto distribution. You need to get into the top 20% in an important aspect (or better yet, a few of them) and then it becomes much easier. That sounds like a big ask, but the average person is pretty fucked, so it’s really not that hard.

>>212640504
i bet they are. probably tied as poorly, too.

>>212640550
I wear the jacket I've had a female friend compliment and Im always shaven

How old is this general now?

>>212640573
You sound aloof.

>>212640583
at least 11 or 12 years

>>212640594
>>212640583
Definitely longer than that
At least 15 years

>>212640496
My aunt had a shih tzu when I was growing up who was the most unpleasant dog I’ve ever interacted with. She’d bite 100% of the time anyone interacted with her, including her owner

why is their so many sea Asians shilling black men for free on site?
did i miss something?

>>212640653
we are black

>>212640587
not him, but i don't think i want to be aloof anymore. what i want to be is, aloft.

youre bitching got me reaching for zoloft

>>212639965 (OP)
She's a dime piece

>>212640692
Ok anon that was cute

what should i make tomorrow or today or whatever, what should i make to eat

>>212640692
wouldn't it be wonderful to be swept off your feet?

>>212640759
spaghetti

>>212640759
vegetable lasagna, like seinfeld.

>>212640759
Chili

>>212640773
thats exactly what i had in mind if no one answered. fish roe spaghetti. but i want new idea, tired of the same stuff i make.

Innocent Chinese man in a YouTube comment section does not understand Western lawlessness and deliberate anarcho-tyranny

*shoves you against the wall and starts punching you in the ribs*

>>212640632
Weird dog breeds I have encountered:
>dachshunds
wiener dogs have bizarre personalities. it's not like any other dog. if you try to throw a ball for them to play fetch, many of them will go fetch it but then not bring the ball back. they run somewhere else, place the ball down, run around in a circle, return to the ball, pick it up and move it to a new location, drop it and bound around some more. that is wiener dog 'fetch'. they only do it properly if they were specifically trained to.
>chinese crested
most ugly dog in the world. like chihuahua but with random tufts of hair. insane personalities. painfully stupid. i suspect the chinese bred these as a joke. will bark uncontrollably unless very well trained from the beginning. yappy rat motherfuckers.

>>212640496
COONhound….low aggressiveness….interesting….

>>212640842
fried chicken

>>212640884
*starts laughing like the gamer clown*

>>212640884
*cums and shits*

*tips hat*
m'lady

thread got me actin up on my penis fr ong on foenem

>>212640986
boy am I glad that he's in there and we're out there and HE'S THE SHERIFf

I want to suck on a woman's legs

amazing things happening on the ol' recommended feed

i'm the dick obsessed cock worshiping giga-twink you've always dreamt about :3

>>212641293
but ur not a twink just a fat old man :(

>>212641293
You're redditjeet

>>212641319
erm, no i actually have a tiny waist and a tight but still soft tummy (im not muscular)
and my arms are spindly

>>212641293
i do not recall dreaming about that

>>212641462
bad anime
but I do love breast moggings(both best girls, btw)

turkey has had a low-level war happening in it's kurdish region since 1921
just part of being a middle-eastern country i guess

i don't like anime posters.
>it's an anime website
i know, i know. it's yours, and you can have it. i just don't like you.

I will gladly suck on your dick well beyond climax still giving your sensitive frenulum little licks all the way up and down
then lay my head down on your lap sucking your soft flacid cock like a pacifier as I gently fall asleep..

blow it out your ass

>>212641588
i can barely even tell this is anime, must be from the 70s

>>212641607
early 80's ackshually

yuri anime helped me realize i'm trans

yuri anime helped me realize Im based

>>212641748
me on the right

>>212639965 (OP)
Wish I was a mushroom shaman

who's winning the western sahara war

>>212642219
It’s like Ukraine. Algeria is using the Western Sahara people as a proxy without actually committing to a fight. Given that Morocco has failed to fully conquer the backwater, Algeria is probably winning.

>>212639965 (OP)
TUMMY TUMMY TUMMY
LICK LICK LICK

it's grilling time

>>212641539
Lol you sound so sassy

tranime website

some amount of anime website

i was worried my old headphones would have spider eggs or something at this point, been so long since i've wanted them. man, they look perfect. it's almost like things just sort of align. dusty ass closet i never go in. and there they are, right on top. i run over them with a wet paper towel, picks up nothing. they really were just sitting there waiting for me for tonight.

>>212642219
I wasn't aware there was one.

>>212642374
i wanna know how this comes out

VGH....

>betterhelp ad
>"you can't escape.work"
starting to feel like a very effective fugitive...

>>212643582
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
an effective fugitive

>seeing any type of ads or commercials
Do zoomies really

Birds chirping outside my window as the sun rises.

I curse the world! Be quiet! Some of us are trying to sleep!

>>212644544
the sunrise betrays you, because it belongs to me

wonderful day, wonderful morning, been up all night, no better time for some ibuprofen and xanax and wine. toodle-oo x

Another morning

This is not statesman like

>>212646198
what's your hurry? that all sounds nice

Ate too much for dinner yesterday and now the rest I had for lunch today was too little and unsatisfying…

Going to the beach also getting a mcflurry when I'm riding back home whoop whoop

>>212647317
what did u eat

>>212647591
Pizzabrötchen :D
(Bread rolls cut in half and then a mixture of diced up salami, ham, bell pepper, onion, cheese, sour cream and spices is put on top and baked in an oven)
It’s my go to cheat meal when the GF isn’t home…

>>212647849
you cheat on your gf?

>>212648112
Yes I try not to cook fat fuck stuff like that when she’s home
But I’m a fat fuck what can I do!

>>212648219
more

hi

I'm 97lbs

>>212648994
post a pic please

Friday I'm in love

almost fucking fainted from this pouch
guess it's not for me

I really hate how 4chan is almost exclusively comprised of porn addicts anymore
even the jannies are porn addicts which is why they tolerate so much porn spam on blue boards
online community is dead

MY PHOTOS WERE SHOWN OFF DURING THE ART WALK AND THEY'RE GOING TO SHOW THEM DURING THE NEXT ONE TOO

How about, Holy Love?

Im a bitch ass nigger

Breaming my fast

Not gonna start proofreading my posts

what's wrong with me

Saw an absolutely delusional facebook post recently
>ISO rental for single mom friend she needs 3 bedrooms $1200-$1500
oh my lol

>>212649480
Of all the things to hate about this cloaca, that's the hill you choose to die on?

>>212649749
and I wanna be free
hell to the enn bee ayy cee pee
i wanna be where the chadfolx be
i'm a bitch ass nigger and i wanna be free

>>212649892
The cheapest two (2) bedroom apartment is $1700 for everyone wondering.

>>212649899
Yes, it's the biggest problem on 4chan.
>go to any blue board during the day
>half the threads on the catalog are softcore porn
>of those threads, half of them are littered with blacked and bbc posts
>go to any topical board
>9/10 threads are off-topic and typically with one of aforementioned porn images
>go into an actual on-topic thread
>inevitably some porn addict has to attach softcore porn to every post he makes
It's tiresome.

>>212649935
Cloaca is a bird/lizard/fish butt/vagina/peehole (they have one hole that does all 3).

>>212649927
The cheapest rent I could find on no notice via craigslist was $700 because the $450/month got back to me saying they had turned it into a "women only apartment share" thing but not updated the post.
Two bedrooms. I store my boxes in the other room. It's been four years, still haven't unpacked them.

>>212649946
Actually the problem is pedophiles. And that socialists weren't banned back in 2006 or so despite being the biggest normalfags on the site.

>>212649946
Ngl I personally make a lot of bbc/bnwo/blacked and racebaiting posts here, but only because it's funny and the jannies allow it. It's really up to jannies to fix this problem

I have to start coming here at this time more often, before all those Discord groupie weirdos start incessantly talking about their Discord idols "Jason" and "Brian" etc.

It's so fucking bizarre and crinngy, I always leave when they show up, shit is stupid as fuck

>>212650012
Untrue, back in the day pedos usually kept to their designated loli threads. The only exception was the occasional 'P dumper but they were always banned and scrubbed quickly.

>>212649946
I've been here since 2008 and it's pretty much always been like that. It's never been a purely topical discussion place, pictures of sexy broads have always been posted
The real problem is the faggots that won't stay on their containment board

Do you ever see someone and think "damn, I'd kill myself if I looked like him"

>>212650082
Every time I look in the mirror

>>212650078
I've been here since 2010 and I simply disagree. Comparing something like 2012 /fit/ to 2025 /fit/ is night and day. It used to be fun and made up of people that actually lifted weights, now 60% of the threads are off-topic, 20% are coombait, 15% is clearly dyel retards without an inkling of a clue of anything lifting related making bait posts, and the last 5% is actually something /fit/ related.

>>212650078
also
>pictures of sexy broads have always been posted
Back in the day on /fit/ there were generally designated high test threads for that, even coomers had a containment thread and actually adhered to it.

>>212650082
that's what people think when they see me

>>212650045
We're not back in the day though

>>212650078
This simply isn't true.

>>212650227
Yes, which is my point. Pedos used to not be able to spam their loli shit and niece threads everywhere, now they go entirely unchecked, presumably because the jannoids like the content.

>go on a roadtrip with some buddies
>they cant listen to an entire album

>>212650149
>>212650179
you're wrong because you regularly browse /fit/
and have gay nostalgia for when it was a purely homosexual board
shouldn't you be watching old scooby videos and crying or something
also every single aspect of fitness and weight training has been discussed to death all over the internet by now
>>212650253
he's telling the truth, you guys are just either newfags pretending or have selective memory
the only real difference now is the lack of shitting dicknipples spam

>>212650287
this post was written by a fat incel and newfag in disguise

>>212650082
no
that's more a low iq narcissist thing
>>212650256
but you were complaining about coomers in general which have always been a thing
>>212650311
they hated jesus because he told the truth

>>212650149
I've never been to /fit/ in my life, so I wouldn't know.

>>212650311
>incel
newfag (female) tell

>>212650321
>oomers in general which have always been a thing
I never said otherwise, the point is that it used to be contained and didn't clutter up the rest of a board -- now that is all they do.

>>212650311
He knows about shitting dick nopples, he's definitely not a newfag

>>212650287
Shitting dicknipples was never coomerbait, only for shock.

Court date was better than expected

>>212650363
That's utterly meaningless, there are plenty of newfags that look up old 4chan stuff to act like they knew about it.
That was common even in the old days.

>>212650373
are you now a convicted DUI'er

>>212650368
just like cp right

Just saw an epic meemee

HE WAS THE BEST GUY AROOOOOUND

Just let out a fart and it fucking reeks bros
It's the Taco Bell

I hate summer so much
blackest gorrila nigger of all seasons

Foreigners shouldn’t be allowed in positions of power

what happens here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordova,_Alaska

i am so f-word lazy

>>212650877
her scope of authority doesn't supersede that of ICE so this is a nothingburger

besides a private corporation isn't going to want to be designated as a place for lawbreakers to congregate, Home Depot will sue the fuck out of her if she tried this.

bought a bra just to practice unhooking it
one of the more virginal things ive done

>>212650895
Stop taking your schizo meds and get meth instead!

Blueberry pie Oreos are back in stores for the first time in years right as I start my diet and they will say the deep state isn’t tracking me

>>212647849
The momberg always made them when I had friends over as a kid.

>doing my nyt connections on the shitter
>lost
>one of the categories was "homophones of synonyms for despicable"

4chanx is kill. It’s crazy how much shittier this website is without it.

>>212641539
Unironically

>>212651074
use 4chanxt

hello

>>212651073
why would you waste your time with something so obviously stupid and designed to be a pure waste of time? even shitposting on 4chan is more productive.

>>212651177
lo

I hate a "hello" head ass motherfucker
Nigga FUCK. YOU.

>>212651182
because I was taking a shit retard
what the fuck do you want me to do? study physics on the toilet?

I'm going to make a dating profile this weekend. Which site should i try?

>>212651202
gaydr

>>212651202
Jdate

>>212651219
I'm not gay
>>212651233
I'm not J

posting from the shower >.<

Posted the n-word on /p-dub/. If I get banned, just know that I hate you all and will see you in 3 days.

>>212651199
i was literally reading about throwout bearings for clutch systems while i took a shit. expand your horizons nigga.

>>212651327
Yet we're both here wasting time on the same website... curious.....

I am a woman

>>212651356
post tits

>>212651327
My new OEM release bearing or pressure plate is starting to make noise after only 6k miles ):

i want to own an ar15

I said "shit" when talking to my coworker and some random white woman was like "shoot..."

I made a horrendous post in the schizo hours of the morning and I want to apologize

>>212650406
No. It was just a conference to confirm scheduling. Basically everyone I've asked said that a conviction is unlikely - even if there's enough evidence, if it's a first offense, there was no kid in the car, you weren't blackout drunk, and nobody was hurt or killed, the state usually offers a plea deal. Usually that means that instead of being convicted of DUI you're convicted of "reckless driving" with alcohol involved, or you're placed on probation and charges are dropped if you complete it successfully. I saw one guy got a month in jail but he had like 6 prior incidents in the past 5 years and kept getting them even after losing his license.

>>212651384
I meant to say man

>>212651401
Looks like a CERN particle accelerator

>>212650877
fucking hate those pieces of shit who hire illegals for their car washes, that's such a perfect job for people just starting out in this car addicted country. business owners are pieces of fucking worthless garbage who should have regulators breathing down their fucking necks at every turn.

jerked off again after so long. i coomed a lot. ig all the zinc and jerking off twice a week is working

fapping anything less than once a day is low test behavior

>>212651498
It is a Honda wheel accelerator

Me irl

>>212651530
I wish I learned about cars as a kid instead of playing nintendo

>>212651525
i used to do twice a day, but two weeks back I stopped watching porn (still havent watched) and reduced jerking off since I have a girl now

>niggas here really take zinc without copper
>they take copper without magnesium
>they take magnesium without thiamine
>they take thiamine without a b complex
>they take a b complex without t3
ngmi

>>212651556
I only started at 25. It is super easy.

I take no supplements
if I die I die

>>212651509
I remember going to one of those car washes where skimpily dressed women act like whores all over your car. Are they still a thing?

i take multivitamins, zinc, and some test booster. i am the kikes' best golem

>>212651401
That's always fun. I've come to the conclusion OEM parts aren't always the best bet anymore, and with some products there's just no really "good" version of them at all. Everything is just mediocre at best. Been trying to source a new intermediate steering shaft and everything non-OEM is chinesium dogshit, or I can pay $600 for the OEM one that has a gay non-serviceable U-joint.

some drunk zoomer crashed into my parents cars while they were parked outside, nigga went to jail, but got out and neither of the insurance companies want to pay for the damages.

>>212651660
I was pissed. I ordered a made in japan bearing but they were out and sent me a new made in india bearing
Still honda branded but it is shit

neck and abs done
will now have a cheeky shower and a cheeky wank

why yes I do blindly believe everything google's ai tells me how could you tell

>>212651699
I would be furious and refuse the part, but I get that you've gotta use something. I've compared OEM Japanese Toyota stuff to the OEM GM and Ford stuff and there's just no comparison. The Jap stuff is like perfect, I measured it with a caliper and the specs were exactly what they said. The GM shock mount was made of some weird chinese composite that looked like recycled coke cans and it ended up breaking after less than a year of driving around town.

I can't imagine how bad Indian parts must be jfc.

>>212651709
That wasn't my contention you hue monkey
The 2 last sentences are the relevant ones

I take magnesium because my therapist told me it would help me sleep

Sister and her friend are talking about getting more tattoos
Absolute waste

Niggas actually driving japmobiles lmao

>>212651858
Jap cars are good. Jap bikes are great

any ugly retards itt?

>>212651839
meanwhile your sister has friends while your companionship is strangers on an indonesian incel forum
curious

>>212651926
I wouldn't have it any other way

let the rain wash away
the goonstink from yesterday

>>212651839
Do you think they ever did lesbian stuff together?

>>212651839
How old are they?

>>212651919
Jason is always here, you know that.

>>212651963
No, they're both protty nu-christians, but they still don't like gays

Introduce me to your sister and her friend

>>212651968
20

>>212651926
ngl, conversations here are usually more honest and fulfilling

>>212651973
im uglier and more retarded than jason

>>212652026
Anon let me buy your sister some dinner

Ok that's my cue, I'm out

Checked /b/ for the first time in 10 years and that place is a cesspit

>>212652058
Impossible, Jason is the benchmark by which all ugly retards are measured. He is patient zero.

>>212652089
I wouldn't mind having a /cum/pie for a brother in law, but you'd have to compete with a very eligible young bachelor she's been talking to

>>212651795
>I can't imagine how bad Indian parts must be jfc.
It actually looked good and felt fine, but it isn't what i ordered and it may be slowly failing
I'm just wondering if all the type r civics out there have these same indian bearings which would be lulzy

>>212652028
totally, this thread is just rife with quality conversation innit

>>212652147
Lots of companies are doing shifty stuff like that. Even gun companies like Sig have started using jeet parts in their guns. It's fine if they change a place of manufacture to something equally good or at least decent, but to go from Japan to India is absurd. Part is probably failing because of shit jeet QC standards or some subpar alloy that was offloaded with a bribe. Chinese stainless steel is like that now, they just bribe inspectors and then sell "stainless" stuff that rusts within months.

I like the humor here. You just gotta put up with the trolling and racebaiting. That's just how it is

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

>>212652215
i was alluding to their unfettered not qualitative nature. people on the normie internet need to pretend to be normal otherwise they risk being banned.

>>212652147
Indian parts are roughly hewn and poorly finished in my experience. I've had to replace most of the hardware on my jeet bike because the coating rubbed off almost right away and the fasteners started to rust. They also galled like you wouldn't believe, which is pretty impressive for some mild steel coarse threads

How do you do?
You like me, and I like you.
Come and take me by the hand 'cause I wanna be your friend.

Someone I know just posted a pic that would make the perfect soyjak
Like cobson on steroids
But I just can't do that to him. I respect him too much

>>212652269
Sikh Saar is experiencing the fastest fall from grace of any gun company before it I feel

Damn if only there were some kind of sterilizing or preservative substance in it

respect your boss

>>212652486
The adoption of all that Sigshit over the past few years always reeked of corruption anyways. The 19x was clearly a better gun, even the M9A3 was superior but they still chose the Siggershit sidearm. Goofball robo rifles with CoD scopes are getting bad feedback too, soldiers complaining about the bulk and weight of the gun with no real advantages over their existing compliment of M4s and M14s/DMRs. Just another giant money laundering scheme as usual.

It has been fun watching Sig publicly crash out tho, their Twitter responses are unhinged cope.

>got an email that had a new message on linkedin
>open linkedin
>no messages

penis

>>212652625
tsmt

>>212652599
Microsoft's jeet code is working as intended.

>>212652640
benis :DDDDD

>>212652599
they just want you to visit Linkedin. social media sites do this regularly to get more engagement and it helps boost stock prices when they're lying to investors about daily users.

>>212652582
>corruption
They undercut everyone bigly to get contracts, which you see china and india doing a lot. Basically sell at a loss at first to secure the contract, then cheap out as much as possible to salvage a profit

A friend of mine had an Sig, which we’d occasionally take out to the range before Justin Faggot banned all handguns (so now it’s illegal for him to take them to ranges). I liked the feel of it; the ergonomics or something in the hand. It’s disappointing that they’ve gone down the tubes, but lots of major firearms companies seem to go into that sort of death spiral whenever they go into the slightest financial distress, so I can’t say it’s a big surprise.

>>212652683
They do but they also bribe people. They'll come in 12% lower than Beretta but they'll pay 8% of that to people in procurement through bribes or gifts. That's how they ended up with the atrocious AUC BDUs.

Sometimes it is the cheaper option tho, the original M9s were selected because they were less expensive than the S&W even though the S&W was far more reliable.

>>212652723
The P210 is pretty great. Their pocket pistols are also some of the most comfortable subcompacts to carry and shoot as well

Treatment plan says possible alcohol dependence, though I'm pretty sure that term is used for more serious cases of alcohol use disorder. According to the criteria mine seems mild at most

im shleepy

>>212651422
Funny way of saying AK. Maybe it is different not being flooded with ARs, I dunno. Also this image is from /cangen/ on /k/.

FUCKIN CRY ABOAT IT
*BANG BANG BANG*

>>212651530
How does the wheel fly if it is trapped in there?

waiting for a credible excuse to stab someone in the heart with my 95 dollar spring assisted tier one operator navy seal zombie knife

AKs are for homosexual incels and negroes

>>212653076
Do you have a car? Find a negro in a Nissan and don’t let him cut you off. He’ll tell you to pull over, then you can stab him when he does and claim you feared for your life.

Ts trip me tf out

>>212647849
>pic
sex

>>212652599
sometimes it's a literal ad with a message skin

every day it's something else

should I get an iphone? I need a new phone

>>212653247
yea but send me your old one

business idea: cumphone

>>212653257
my current one is a broken samsung galaxy. I don't have any phone rn

>>212653247
Yes
Despite how dumb it is, what type of phone you have is a basic filter used by a lot of women because it shows a lot about your personality

>>212653081
I am bi, so I guess you are half right.

>>212653305
>buying something because a woman wants you to
lol(lmao)

>>212653347
This is one of the parts of your personality I was talking about
Androids reveal your power level

Trynna figure out what this thing called life is in the streets of Bakersfield o algo

>>212653312
ah yes the classic prison-bi
>can't get a gf so "happen" to suddenly turn bi and crave cock

I'm recording this while drinking a baja blast so bear with me

>>212653312
You’re not attracted to women, you’re jealous of women because you want to be a woman
>>212653397
You need to find a beautiful girl made in Japan

>>212653305
you should try living your life with your own interests in mind instead of existing to appeal to women
very cringe behavior

Yeah, that's what I said. There's me putting my bag up in the cupboard next thing ya know, I feel hands on me. Someone's touched me, touched my front... my front bottom. I can't believe it, I've gone all cold. I look around, he standing there isn't he? That steward with the guilty look on his face. I was shocked, I didn't know what to say. I had to sit down, I was that perturbed. Then his mate, the other one who was giving us all lessons on what we do if we land in the sea. How to wear your life jacket etc; He starts off, he starts looking at my all funny... suggestive. Now I don't know if they're wanting me for a twosome or something, I don't know how they work it. But I'll tell you what, it scared me. I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a cigarette to calm me nerves. I was trembling, I was very emotional and that when all the rest of it happened. It's very regrettable. Now, I don't want to kick up a fuss, right, press charges... contact the British embassy. I'd rather not pursue those chanells, that's not my style. I'm not that sort of a bloke. I don't want to lose the man his job. Man's got to eat. And I'm sure he's not representive of all you Spanish people. But I would appreciate it if you had a word with him, let him know he's been rumbled. The one with the ginger hair.

>>212653305
do women like men with iphones?

>>212653405
he used to claim to be straight and deny being a homosexual
now he claims he’s bi when he’s actually a troon

I say nigger a nig a nog a niggy to the nig a nigger nigger nig niggy niggy nog nig nigger to the nig nog nigger nigger the nig nig nigga niggy nog nig nigger!

>>212653467
Yes but not because it’s an iPhone but because it shows you’re a normie
The associate Androids with their absent fathers (this is based on personal experience with many women)

Watching Independence Day at work

>>212653518
t. incel

>>212653468
The more things change, the more things stay the same

>>212653555
I haven’t been an incel since 2014 thoughbeit

>>212653586
I totally believe you man

motherfucker's tryna play the velvet underground at the barbeque

>>212653628
Can’t say I care what you think friendo I’ve been married for almost 2 years too

Fuddruckers

>>212653738
For me? It’s Buttfuckers

>>212653731
I still totally believe you man, keep posting

>>212653674
I always kill Vivec (a literal Jeet) as early as I can

Adam Friedland interviewed NBA superstar Black Griffin in the latest episode of The Adam Friedland Show

>>212653764
Seething
I was married on October 7th 2023

>>212653738
dude what if our restaurant name sounded like a bad word

>>212653829
sure man I still believe you

Business Idea: brand new burger and shake chain named Boopy Huttpole’s

you're gonna ride your bicycle today right anon?

>>212653888
Why does it make you so upset that I’m married?

jock itch has cleared up nicely
gonna keep applying the ointment for a while anyways to make sure it's really gone

>>212653958
you caught me, I am just so angry right now AHHHHH

>>212653998
How about nerd itch

wish i knew how to play guitar

>>212654032
First step to recovery is acceptance, bud

>>212654059
and the first step to not caring what other people think is trying to justify yourself to them for 20 minutes straight

>>212654073
New

>>212654033
now THAT would be something!

>>212653898
I don't have a bicycle