Thread 212642092

katzen ausgabe

poo smells lmao

deliriously tired at the mo

Sophie Hopkins sex arse

>>212642111
god i wish i were that stool

I throw my hand up in the air sometimes
Saying "Ayo, gotta let go"

Never used to see black in Bradford, it was all pakis
Now I see black and pakis
So that's great isn't it

>>212642111
Way better than the bitch that is ruby granger

>>212642111
timmy's crush

>>212642079 #
Fucking hell, indeed. You found her you absolute commando didn't you? Who is she? By Lucifer, I want to FUCK. HER.

>>212642144
quentin's fantasy

windy

I asked my Japanese gf if I could drink her piss and she smiled without a hint of shock or concern and just said バーカ

>>212642111
why is she holding a mini fleshlight

>>212642153
Sammy Thighs

>>212641916
Scotland is part of Britain

But I'm just saying, if you're going to say Axel Rudakubana's name isn't typically Welsh, then guess what - the founding fathers weren't typically American. The original Americans were Native Americans. The founding fathers were immigrants.

>pay $1100/month for a 2 bedroom apartment
>minimum mortgage for a 1 bedroom shack is $3k/month or $5k/month in a good location
I will never own a home. I need to move to the UK where housing is more reasonable.

the quote on quote new an improved 'vetting process' for all migrants being sent over from france

I want ruby tied and bound, delivered to me on my next birthday

>>212642182
May you have good things happen to you anon. I need to renew my passport and visit england. Where is she living?

Emma Watson and Ruby Granger having a fart off and me judging who did the smelliest.

>>212642186
Immigration iz making us rich

Fuck sake
Woke up still drunk
This isnt good

>>212642173
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.
There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.
Human beings cannot change their sex.

Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.

>>212642186
>rhode island
based retard

>>212642164
i remember this the bin flew away

been seeing loads of foreign looking types park in disabled spots despite being perfectly abled and in those family spaces despite driving the car alone

>>212642164
screaming

any plans today then lads or just dossing about in your smelly bedroom all day?

>>212642185
George Washington was born in America rorke

Might go to australia lads

>>212642263
bbq and beer toil with matebergs later

>>212642234
It was the immigrants' fault. Because if the increase of their numbers, the air is getting warmer. Warmer air rises and has to be replaced. Thus, more wind and more extreme weather phenomena. The only way to combat it is white supremacy and western dominance over land and bodies. It's all science you see.

get them on the bennies now

Greek's back and he's as unfunny as ever

>>212642280
you remind me of that nassim douche fella that used to post here

>>212642257
Oh do you, yeah?

>>212642224
Billion dollar industry with it's roots in Israel.

>>212642296
Hhaha, no way!

>>212642221
why not? drunk at toil? much did you have?

>>212642301
yeah

i have a non-visible disability and you're not allowed to ask me about it
its a stoma btw and i will be showing it off constantly on instagram

>>212642268
And Axel Rudakubana was born in Wales. The point is that there was a time when a name like George Washington wasn't typically American, because the majority of Americans at that time were Native Americans. European-Americans were immigrants.

>>212642296
>>212642295
Thought he'd finally got a clue, have barely seen him since 4chan died

>>212642257
What gets me is there's traffic calming measures near me, you know where the pavement sticks out into the road so one side has to give way to the other (not sure what the point of these is but anyway) and the browns and blacks completely ignore the etiquette of waiting to let the other side pass when it's on your side. They'll simply pull out into your side of the road and make us both break.

>>212642286
why are they all so large? what is the diet of the average yank negress?

>>212642227
whats wrong with that

>>212642304
with it is roots in israel huh

>>212642341
>European-Americans were immigrants.

Uh, sorry, they were settler colonialists which is worlds apart from immigrating. You are talking about the founding of the colonies era, right?

Mikey in?

>>212642355
only the strong survive

hmmm

>>212642357
>why is housing unaffordable in this tiny dot state in new england

>>212642372
mikeys out building bonfires for the twelfth

>>212642353
It's mad how the blacks and the browns CONSTANTLY ignore all these regulations. What's next? Having tea with four spoonfuls of sugar?

>>212642186
here's what you get for the same price here lad

>>212642390
Ah, how do my northern irish brother?

>>212642390
loving the seethe about that effigy on top

>>212642355
Always at least one who's managed to get half naked as well

greekmong shitting and pissing himself

Enrages me when watching TV game shows and someone talks over a question

>film is called JOHN wick
>other character refers to him as JONATHAN

two different names you clowns

TWO
DIFFERENT
NAMES

rorke leaving the breakfast function and immediately running back to his airbnb to have diahrrea

>>212642428
Why is ok to burn Irish shit but not refugee shit?

>>212642428
utterly bonkers that those two statements are controversial

>>212642367
Settlers are immigrants, you're struggling with English

>>212642367
>immigrant
>noun
>a person who comes to live permanently in a foreign country.
I guess America wasn't a single country when Europeans arrived so maybe I should just say migrants:
>migrant
>noun
>a person who moves from one place to another, especially in order to find work or better living conditions.

Leftypol's bizarre disingenuous argument would work if we change some facts.
If about 200 years ago a group of Rwandan colonists landed on the South Wales coastline and set up a working state and civilisation on on otherwise savage untamed lawless Welsh frontier made up of Welsh tribes, and over the centuries more and more Rwandans built governments, industries, economic areas, established trade, explored the frontier and expanded Rwandan settlements into the Welsh wilderness- then yes, if all this were true, saying "Axel Rudakubana isn't a Welsh name" is exactly like saying "George Washington isn't an American name"

>>212642455
And you are struggling with english, life and thought, because you call immigrants invaders

>been up 2 hours
>already spent half of that time on the phone talking to people trying to sort out nonsense problems
sigh the woes of a property owner

>>212642164
it was a terrible time

>>212642164
looks almost fun, I would like to be in a storm like this at least once in my life. it seems like you could just hold an umbrella and fly away with it

>>212642428
leftypol will NOT like this

>>212642496
and there goes mr rivera
the monster of the heath
h's ready to go out tonight
and fuck them all to death

>>212642437
The main character in Anora is called Ani throughout and she hates being called Anora

leftypol conflating immigration with colonisation and invasion when it suits his argument but calling rorke racist for doing the same when it doesn't

>>212642486
Arguing with the little rorkes in your head again

>>212642496
And what of good blogonius?

>>212642408
London is a bit unfair since it's like comparing to NYC. it's cheaper elsewhere in the UK
>>212642389
it's not like the US has hard borders. and it's an example of a good location. here's a less good location that is still expensive as fuck

>>212642510
>OI YA DUMB GIT OIM STIL A WIZ AT THE FOOTY

>>212642186
>UK where housing is more reasonable
We have one of the most broken house markets in the world, mate.

>>212642535
>monster of the heath
bit uncalled for im a goblin of it at worst
>go out tonight
i'm homealone every fridaynight so no
>fuck them all to death
i'm a virgin and would never cause the death of anyone

Had diarrhoea for a week, it’s over for me lads

i like the katzen ausgabes

>>212642546
wow Ma another expensive new england state you've done me

>>212642562
I've had diarrhea for about 15 years

>>212642542
love a good blogonius on my pasta

>>212642472
You're a moron, shown by the fact that you can't understand the point

>>212642559
hi deeginton x

Mental how good AirPods Pros are

>>212642587
hi anoniboo x

Anyone else here like the SALEM remix of better off alone?

>>212642581
You have no point

>>212642546
id move to america tomorrow live somewhere like this with a shotgun and a pickup truck

>>212642608
:33

>>212642579
rorke seething because it's not served with spaghetti and the sauce just piled on top

diego is being cute af today

>>212642615
You’d be begging to move back in a couple of days when you realised you couldn’t get benefits, no Just Eat slop on demand, takes 5 hours to drive anywhere, terrible broadband.

>>212642622
If Italians are going to make a famous British dish they'd better do it right

Utterly peng. This is what London's about

>>212642614
The point is very easy to understand for people with an IQ above 20

>>212642649
Yanks love their doordash thoughbeit

>>212642496
At least you have put your feet up now knowing a hard day's work is done

Stomach rather bloated, but have no fear I am farting so much it's going down.

Licking Ruby Granger’s balloon knot

>>212642622
>and the sauce just piled on top
thats how i eat my pasta. whats wrong with that?

>>212642664
Again, you have no point

katzen ausgabe

>>212642674
if only mate

swapped to firefox and man is it fucking ugly compared to chrome
I know I'll probably get used to it soon but fuck why is there so much empty space

>>212642615
>memphis
hope you enjoy blackies

>>212642694
My arse is nicer

Go on then, post the catbergs

>>212642649
i dont get benefits and i dont eat slop stop projecting your own council estate terraced house bennies and uber eats fuelled parasitic existence on everyone else

>>212642654
Mental how Britain today is both culturally and technologically incapable of producing anything like this.

>>212642694
men
are
THE PROBLEM

>>212642694
Timmy practically tearing off his SWC wanking over this

>>212642703
i made the switch a while ago and hardly noticed a difference

>>212642704
>>212642615
>memphis
61% black and one of the highest murder rates in the country

Eating pussy doesn't seem to impact oral health. Sucking dick does.

this goes hard

>>212642716
yes they are

mental how this made 1930s niggas piss and poo over their tweed jackets

no katzen ausgabes

>>212642715
It's actually an opera house in Paris. But British style architecture is more peng imo. More masculine

>>212642730
hpv causes oral cancers so make sure you're not eating out sluts with large body counts

>>212642686
See: >>212642664

>>212642713
then you should easily be able to emigrate to america and live out your dream of living in a smelly wog city in a wooden house then, right rorke?

>>212642734
ill go hard into your boyhole

>>212642715
you can't make beautiful things when surrounded by ugly culture and people (non natives and fats)

rorke standing outside a broken phone booth with money in his hand

getting on the property ladder as it were

>>212642654
Looks a bit tacky

millenials have had ENOUGH of zoomers

>>212642751
Thought it was the Natural History Museum, but anyway my point still stands.

>>212642753
What is hpv?

It's fucking roasting

>>212642664
Your point is "we were all immigrants once" and then used the example of George Washington, someone who was part of an ethnic majority in the Thirteen Colonies that had already existed in a state of civilisation for centuries, and then tried to equivalate it to Rudakubana whose parents landed here less than 30 years ago

You want to live in an open border world of smarmy Reddit quips and want to mock the idiot rorkes and chuds who would like to reverse these trends after Abdul decapitates and rapes a child with silly little replies like "uhhhm did you know that white Americans are the same as boat refugees? Better let them in hehe"

Your entire worldview is nonsensical cancer and I wish death upon you

>>212642777
Do you think he trained at all for that fight?

>>212642777
mad how they threw away all their success to suck up to a billionaire's nepo baby larping as a commie

>>212642736
They must have all shouted NIGGER at him as he walked past. Your fault for not being kinder!

leftypol doing all the mental gymnastics he can to justify his own genocide
rorke just wanting the best for his family, community, and nation

>>212642758
See >>212642614

>>212642798
Meltdown

Too many Superman threads on /tv/. Fuck capeshit.

He hates when people bring it up but Diego's first major gimmick was to beg people to kill him in return for payment

>>212642762
>smelly wog city
>rorke
youve got your fictional dollhouse characters confused again

>>212642792
Human Papilona Virus. Women get it from sex with an infected penis. Causes cervical cancer in women and oral cancer in men. It's an STD.

>>212642843
How much was he offering

>>212642822
Rorke’s employment history revealed

>>212642798
basiert

>>212642818
You're just unable to understand the point, because you're stupid

rorke serving the poo on top of his pasta
leftypol mixing the poo in before serving

>>212642863
Again, you have no point

>>212642853
Bloody woke new VD, bring back herpes and gonorrhoea I say.

>>212642852
you’ve never been the cleverest rorke, you probably thought memphis was a white paradise since you’ve never traveled outside your grotty little home town never mind to america

making some teryaki almonds for snacks

>>212642751
french architecture looks nicer, more elegant and uniform. some places in big cities like london york and bath look alright but go to the average town and france mogs us.

still not actually sure why sydney sweeney is famous excewpt she has giant tits
actress? music? who knows

>>212642854
£50k
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%C2%A350%2C000/username/homealoneeveryfridaynight/order/asc/

>>212642883
Emma Watson’s had a go on those almonds.

>>212642876
Lol it's been around a long time actually. Isn't talked about much I think because it makes women uncomfortable acknowledging their slutty behavior can result in cancer for her husband.

>>212642894
ktim she's sexy though

>>212642889
>average town and france
Such as?

>>212642876
They've been giving the vaccine out in schools for ages now. Remember a boy in high school getting laughed at for asking why he wasn't getting one, and now they give it out to boys and girls.

>>212642871
The point is extremely simple to understand

>>212642883
Looks like Elton Patel farted on it

>>212642798
>uhhhm did you know that white Americans are the same as boat refugees?

This is literally your argument

>>212642893
i know it's an odd combo but once you mix it together it's really good!

>>212642899
very medcoded

>>212642897
cheap bastid

Sir Whitney Houston

>>212642883
Absolutely dire

>>212642853
>oral cancer in men

A doctor told me that this is not true.

sir lord mountbatten

>>212642920
ESL retard moment!

>>212642920
Think you've gotten confused along the way but I won't hold that against you

For me it's r/kitchencels

>>212642734
is he a troll account?

Been offered some contract work at £500/day
Only two days but not gonna sniff at a cheeky grand so get in

>>212642883
GOODBYEEE
ENGLAND'S ROSE

>>212642928
correct that cat resides on the island of ibiza

>>212642949
Must have been one of those small boat doctors cos he's simply wrong

problem is some men appear to have an inadequate semen religionius

>>212642882
more dollhouse projection get a new hobby
in the meantime i accept your concession

>>212642822
not relevant to the job is it

>>212642968
50k and 5 day weekends that's the dream mate

^_~

Is leftypol saying Axel kiddy killer is Welsh?

>>212642906
just think their style is nicer. we're a lot more hodgepodge with mismatched buildings and for fucks sake nobody thinks red brick looks nice. get rid of it. shutters on windows looks nice and whatever material these houses are made of looks lovely.

>>212642981
excuse me

>>212642949
Look it up

>>212642989
Leftypol wants to rehabilitate him and get him released back into the general population

>>212642993
youre excused

>>212642989
Yes he is

>>212642954
>>212642955

Rorkes literally say that. " You know what happened to the indians when they allowed the europeans uncontrolled migration?"
And you do compare immigrants and refugees to invaders.
A bit disingenuous from you if you ask me.

>>212642990
Is this literally inferno?

>>212642990
Red brick is lovely thoughbeit

>>212642982
don’t even know what that means rorke you get less coherent by the day

>>212642977
That's a bit of me that

fuck sake my ubereats bloke absolutely fucked it, I'll never get my scran now
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751385997366915.webm

>>212642959
I appreciate you're autistic but you do realise it's tongue in cheek right?

>>212642974
Oh yeah you would know, wouldn't you? By the way, have you looked into the history of the hpv vaccines?

>>212643010
ESL retardation continues!

I can't be trusted with secrets

this greek lad is thick as mince really isn't he

>>212642990
I like red brick.
Those in your pic look lovely when maintained and terrible when they're not.

>>212642989
he's a welsh freedon fighter who has stuck a blow to the anglos

every straight white man likes red brick... just sayin

>>212643026
screammaxxing

>>212642986
Oh no it's 2 days total not per week
Might open up opportunities for more work though which would be a good supplement to my income

>>212642959
ktim

Marcia Cross got her ass eaten by her husband and she got asshole cancer and he got throat cancer. That’s what HPV does.

Eventually came around to the death penalty when I realised the fact that without it, rabid activist lefties will always try for decades to get unstable violent raping murdering niggies released from prison and sometimes succeed at it when public interest goes away. Having a death penalty prevents them from getting their pet causes released

>BREAKING: Police believe they have found missing backpacker Carolina Wilga but are now working to confirm her identity.

great news I thought she was dead

Pleased to hear about Israel building an encampment with armed guards to distribute aid to needy Palestinians in a convenient concentrated location.

>>212643066
scmrwingi

>>212643014
it can look nice when there's a lot of greenery growing on/around the house and some flourishes but i think for a basic house like this it would look better in white or whatever that concrete(?) is in the other image. also window exterior shutters look great and its only getting hotter need more of em.

>>212643066
screaming

>>212643034
>>212643039
Concessions accepted

>>212643079
is this a big story in australia
easy mode country

>>212643066
the key is to mass produce about 3 different meals and intersperse them

find meal prepping absolutely bizarre only people who treat cooking like a worthless chore seem to do it

>>212643066
how do you fuck up mince in tomato sauce with spices these people are insufferable

>>212643070
Humorous Predicaments Virus

>>212643079
Have they tried asking her?

>>212643093
Rorke’s house

>>212643110
That would take about 10 hours to do

>>212643121
she dead

>>212643070
Yeah, and so many people died of covid!

>>212643111
Cooking is a bit of a ballache really
Then you have the shopping, and the washing up

>>212643106
This would have been this biggest disaster in Australia since Federation

>>212643130
A Glaswegian board, then.

>>212643134
>Cooking is a bit of a ballache really
And that attitude is why British home cooking is globally derided

Need to eat Emma Watson’s shit.

>>212643141
sickening
how lucky can one country be

>>212643111
Some meals work very well reheated so you may as well cook extra and have them again another time. Not exactly difficult to understand is it, monglord?

black women are obnoxious, loud, rude, aggressive and have no personality beyond sex. and that's on top of their incredibly punchable faces. I don't blame black guys for being deadbeats honestly

>>212643121
Yeah but she keeps saying Ja so they need to get in a translator

>>212643066
Why did I lol at this

>>212643177
no wonder black men are shagging white women now

>>212643111
well you're wrong there im afraid

>>212643152
What do you mean? Every culture has its shite easy meals
Thais don't eat delicious pork belly stir fries for lunch, they eat soy sauce and rice
The French eat ham and cheese sandwiches, same as us
Fuck knows what the Germans are eating but it can't be good

>>212643185
asf

rorke and leftypol both being reincarnated as low caste children in India
leftypol embracing his POC oppressed lifestyle
rorke dying of dysentery at an early age

I meal prep all my meals on a sunday. for breakfast I boil a load of eggs to have on toast. lunch is chicken and rice and tea is chilli con carne. pretty much the same every week, tastes peng and I don't get bored of it. I am autistic though

>>212643070
According to wikipedia her husband died of a brain tumour. And you don't know that it was ass-eating that caused it. Also look up the history of hpv vaccines.

>>212643125
no it wouldn't
e.g. make a large amount of bolognese, korma and stew all in less than two hours. don't bother with the pasta/rice because that's better fresh and takes no time anyway

>>212643152
Foreigners also don’t enjoy washing up. Foreigners also meal prep. Fridges, microwaves and freezers are useful appliances that exist outside of England.

>>212643168
No because I don't want to eat the same meal 5 days a week and I'm perfectly happy to spend 30-40 minutes of an evening making something fresh and different each day

>>212643066
Why didn't he make good food then instead of "dogshit" food. What an idiot.

>>212643210
>Also look up the history of hpv vaccines.
Why

love cooking me. i also batch cook virtually all my weekday meals. the weekend is for the gourmet shit

>>212643211
>don't bother with half the meal
Defeats the point of meal prepping doesn't it
Am I just going to pull our a box of pasta at work and start boiling it?

Compare the size of the ready meal section in Italian supermarkets compared with this country

rorkes da getting remarried at 52 to a school dinner lady

>>212643216
Mad how they invented this thing called a freezer and you can pop your left over ragu or stew or sauce into it so there’s no need to eat it all in one week.

>>212643070
Monogamy bros eating HPV free arseholes

>>212643249
Lmfao

>>212643216
in reality you probably do eat the same meals 2-3 times a week

>>212643248
The ready meal section is only about half an aisle total at sains

>>212643249
mega win

>>212643247
this is for food you store at home THOUGH

rorkes uncel spending 3 years in prison for aggravated assault

>>212643270
Bizarre thing to say

Used to lick my mates arses when i was young, 7 or 8. Think that was normal or nah?

>>212643298
LMAO

rorke's sister having a son, making rorke an uncel

>>212643301
thats a confirmation then lol

>ready meals
have some self-respect you runts

>>212643325
Nope

We’re all very proud of you for cooking fresh things every night good lad

>>212643325
That’s fatmong bodied yet again

>>212643210
Her second husband not her first.

Just got done bashing some racists. Light work really, the cunts were crying by the end of it.

>>212643358
bikey are you

Fatmong cooking nasty slop every night and for some reason being proud of it

>>212643358
What's a stereotypical Maori name?

>>212643358
Paki cunt.

a pikey called mikey? come off it

>>212643358
Hmm didn’t happen tho did it?

not sure how mealprepmong has attached cooking fresh food with being fat in his seething mind but he may be projecting methinks

Do you have hobos and train art in Bongerland?

*starts hitting the griddy*

rorke freezing his leftover cheese on toast for tomorrow

>>212643416
>live your myth

>>212643402
>>212643380
>>212643374
>>212643370
Looking for a round two are we? Cor I’m a little knackered but come on then, I’d sort the lot of you out

the poo gimp

>>212643358
mental how based leftypol is these days

fatmong can’t meal prep because he’d scoff it all in one night, lad has no self control you see

>>212643428
the bakerloo, home....

Just bashed up some anti-racists, little scrawny lefty types they were, wasn’t hard

>>212643416
we have homeless but I don't think ours are insane enough to try riding trains

gapey the gimp

>>212643430
>>212643358
Not sure about this weird shift in your gimmique; singularkiwiposter
Go back to being a depressed warehouse worker or whatever you were, okay?

>>212643451
>>212643451
>>212643451

>>212643374
I’ve met a lot called rangi, wiremu, ari, aroha

>>212643430
Bet you smell like curry and sheep's fanny Muhammad

bm

>>212643437
Poor fatmong, he has to control his urges somehow

>>212643428
/r/accidentalrenaissance

>>212643446
I've done it. It's not scary if you get on before the train is speeding at a fast pace. The problem is with the rides, they've made some of the best cars smaller in some areas and you can't find a comfortable place to sit or lay.