comedy

todger squashing

got a summer cold

if madueke is £50m then luis diaz goes for no less than £80m surely

gf wholeheartedly believes you can't be racist against white people and is fully for unlimited immigration and the like
its tiring at time but i still think i'd prefer this over an uncouth femrorke gf

shitting on Mihai's grave

Might get hello fresh lads

Oh look. A Dog Shit Yank edition. What a shame.

‘ate racists me. Bash em I do. Get them crying once I get stuck in

>>212643481
Just want rid of Luis Diaz for whatever money. Cunt was dancing around celebrating the day of Jota’s funeral.

>>212643492
he'd love that x

The sounds of construction are no longer considered ambience

the lads

>>212643481
its 2025 mate why the fuck are you still following football

>>212643489
I see a future cucking here

the caretaker of the gimp musuem

>>212643502
Ranjeet Rangi cunt

>>212643481
Diaz is 28, he won’t be worth that much

>>212643517
mad how jack isn't even natty for that body

much preferred when kiwilad just posted pictures of animals

We did it lads!

We stopped the boats

>>212643492
trying to summon his ghost?

Stephen (Stephen)
Why won't you call me? (Call me)
I'm sitting here waitin' (Waitin')
Why won't you call me?
Stephen (Stephen)
I'm feelin' pathetic (Feelin')
I can't take rejection (Stephen)
Why won't you call me?

I have a fantasy about meeting a small British guy on one of my walks, and pulling his trousers down and fucking his warm little pink arsehole as a goodwill gesture.

>>212643542
Don’t really give a fuck what you prefer if I’m being honest

congenital gimpism

He actually fucking did it the madman
He dropped the biggest bosh of all time

https://x.com/Johnfis08605918/status/1943384940395241526

>>212643578
You do though, you do

How do ye of uncouth race dare to demand aught of me

>>212643577
bit gay

>spend hours autistically researching recipes
>spend ages tracking down ingredients, usually in quantities too big for the recipe you're going to make so they sit in your cupboard for years wasted
>spend hours sweating cooking it (where you could make one mistake and ruin the whole dish)
>by the time you're eating it you've lost your appetite
>break your back washing up all the pots, knives, chopping boards, graters, bowls, plates, cutlery, glasses etc you've used

OR...

>buy a very high quality PREMIUM ready meal like Bigham's or Waitrose 1 or M&S (not Asda or Tesco own brand slop)
>pop it in the oven
>tastes MILES better than what you can make yourself as an amateur cook because it has been created by professional chefs like Bigham, Tom Kerridge or Heston Blumenthal
>cheaper overall because of no ingredient wastage
>easier
>just sit down and enjoy it with a nice expensive bottle of wine and your partner
>no washing up to be done after so you can spend more time with them (perhaps in bed…)

Yep, I know what I prefer.

eating crisps and farting

>>212643489
>you can't be racist against white people

You can't. Reverse racism used to be a fringe neonazi argument. Racism is a social relation, it implies hierarchy and is the superstructure of, oftentimes in history legal, discrimination. Racial or national bias devoid of hierarchical social structures isn't racism.

was bored at work and tried posting here on my phone, just got endless 2 min captcha cooldowns
not sure how people manage to become filthy phone posters

a chronic affliction of gimp

>>212643542
>>212643589
at least he's easy to filter without losing anything

>>212643556
name of this delightful semen demon?

Eating farts and crisping

>>212643562
based

>name of this delightful semen demon?
Imagine typing like this much of a faggot

>>212643620
Love me Bighams x

>>212643578
This is a rendition of Manilla Road's The Courts of Chaos

>>212643620
Well said. And much more conducive to a nice dossing lifestyle.

Second poo of the day

>>212643620
Well put. I’ll take a Bigham’s any day over a shite home cooked meal. Bighams is restaurant quality at home, amazing how he does it

>>212643620
This you?

yandex is as useless as google image search now

>>212643625
>Reverse racism used to be a fringe neonazi argument.
Irrelevant statement
>Racism is a social relation, it implies hierarchy and is the superstructure of, oftentimes in history legal, discrimination.
Incorrect
>Racial or national bias devoid of hierarchical social structures isn't racism.
Incorrect

>>212643620
Anybody who tells me they can cook a better fish pie or lasagne than Bighams for cheaper than he manages it is a fucking lair. Both of those are so peng it’s unbelievable.

it used to be called Charles Binghams but they changed it due to the mandingo effect

>Well said.
>Well put.

>>212643652
It’s from symphony of the night, could be an homage I guess but I doubt it. Based album though and based Manilla road enjoyer

big up bighams nation

wanking poo simple as

Fucking roasting out. This is no way to live

would you eat american pasta?

tarquin chilling in his air conditioned 100sqm flat all day. no work, no job centre phone calls. then he goes out at night and opens himself up to the world. that's where his opportunities come from. i kneel.

no truer sign of an incel runt than buying ready meals.

That’s it I’m getting some Charlie Binghams stuff for my next food shop

>>212643620
Some of the M&S expensive ready meals are even better than Charlie B’s imo, although both are amazing

>>212643705
yeh

>>212643712
>opens himself up

I'll bet he does x

my brain automatically filters links to x formerly twitter

>>212643728
good lad

the closest waitrose to me is 3 hours away by car

>>212643705
yeh that looks lush

>>212643712
*kills him with one punch*

the closest waitrose to me is 3 hours away by car

>>212643626
Buy my e-book on how to phone post like a pro on 4chan

>>212643705
All that fake cheese would over power the flavours. Cheese and chicken isn’t a good flavour too. I prefer a light sprinkling of aged cheese on pasta

>>212643714
Too busy out shagging and with my mates to cook. It’s incel behaviour to obsess over cooking a meal for yourself alone, genuinely quite sad desu. For a woman yeah I’d make an effort but we all know you’re cooking it for yourself alone

Love big pasta. Love putting it in my mouth.

>>212643625
>1800 white girls get systematically raped in Rotherham
>Local authorities don't care/cover it up
ah good to see racism wasn't involved though x

>>212643705
if it's at a cookout then for sure. if timmy cooked it then no.

>>212643756
yeh ok incel whatever you say lol

30 second stroll from a waitrose at all times me

>>212643742
Elton on a mad one

>>212643705
>>212643742

Both these are AI. Admittedly I didn't notice until the 2nd image.

nearly unlocked the "FOY a yank 100 times" achievement

>>212643620
well said lad

>>212643698
>It’s from symphony of the night, could be an homage I guess but I doubt it

What is that???? I am curious now

Yeah, Into The Courts of Chaos is my favourite Manilla song. Even though I don't have the album I have listened to it fully on youtube. Into The Courts... though I know since I was a teenager and listened to it on the sample cd players sometimes found in record stores. Still trying to get down the chords of the intro on guitar.

I have some questions about Christianity

>>212643768
I accept your concession

Be it man or beast
What ever should I devote myself to

>>212643651
Love big hams too iykwim

>>212643705
i have tried to eat american macaroni cheese before and it was inedible (and orange) that looks alright though

Are Charlie Bingham meals halal. asking for a friend

>>212643812
the only thing you're accepting is dick into your arse

you cannot suffer in the UK
here you have to ask for an extra sosij and hope the mexicans remember it

the ultimate walking and pooing experience

>>212643766
That's different, that is obviously a jewish plot to replace the white race through humiliation rituals so that Moloch can arrive on Earth with the help of the Marshmellow People.

>>212643620
Spot on

>>212643743
blud lives on scottish island

did you have lads at your school who were tall as kids but then never grew in puberty and ended up short?

>>212643803
hai

>>212643824
yeh but you also pay about $3 as opposed to £7

>>212643803
say that 3 times in front of a mirror, turn the light off and on, and diego will be standing behind you to tell you to blog on

>>212643788
It’s a castlevania game for ps1
I loved Manilla road a kid, found them when I was 11 or 12 through a book at the library. I listened to crystal logic and open the gates a lot back then but mystification has been my go to by them for a while for some reason

>>212643819
GET HER OFF THE TREADMILL, STAT

>>212643823
>brings up gay sex unprompted
oh dear, on your mind a lot is it?

>>212643837
haha couldn't be me haha x

>>212643824
I'm shocked we actually have something the yank maccies don't

The so called /brit/ meetup

The problem with Charlie Bigham's is they're made for pensioners. Much too small portions for a working Englishman.

>>212643856
lol x

pooing, wanking, farting and screaming

>>212643819

>>212643824
Can't get them at all, here. Discontinued the hash brown as well.

>>212643876
do a tim and buy two x

>>212643837
had an arab lad (think he was from iraq) who had full beard growth in year 8, he never grew past like maximum 5ft 7

>>212643864
they sold this for a while but stopped because they're fucking assholes

>>212643860
wasn't unprompted. clearly you're a homosexual incel.

shaking the bars of my runt cage and throwing my poo about the place

>>212643876
I just eat an entire Bighams for myself. I pay no attention to the “serves 2” message

Perfectly fills me up that way x

>>212643837
not really
I hit puberty early so was one of the taller kids for a while but then most caught up or overtook me

>>212643870
The amount of ironic graphic t-shirts at the /brit/ meetup would be an awesome sight to see

i like a woman you can grab onto something

>>212643915
ok bumboy keep daydreaming about cocks going in men’s arses LOL

>>212643913
*drools*

Charlie Bigham for PM

3 day fb split or 4 day upper/lower?

>>212643945
rattled poofter

>>212643932
some of them have a willy you can grab

>>212643884
Howling saved

One of those rare interesting Wikipedia articles about something I'd never heard of

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_market

>>212643922
same x

>>212643925
were you the first lad whose voice broke?

>>212643962
4 day upper lower

>>212643967
not women then

blacktowhite wank toil soon

What’s it you say again?

luv getting the family together to watch a bit of the dog house

https://tcf.org/content/commentary/separate-but-unequal-in-college-greek-life/

Could just shag one of Charlie Bigham’s chicken kyivs right now, might nip to Waitrose at lunch and pick one up for my tea with a bit of mash x

>>212643983
Why?

>>212644007
kievs*

>>212643855
>crystal logic and open the gates

Of course, these are the go-to albums. I grew up with them. Mystification is a killer song, it is a great album too, although a bit thrashier. Dragon Star, Isle of the Dead (which, when I saw them live and didn't know them, when somebody screamed the name of the song I thought it was "I love the Dead" hahaha), Manilla is epic and heavy as hell

it's charlie bingham

like chief wingham from the simpsons

>>212643974
I reckon the shit that happens in the film Hostel happens regularly with the psychotic elites

>>212644024
No, it's Kyivs

>>212644024
sorry mate, /brit/ stands with Ukraine

chicken putinigrad, formerly kiev

Chief Kiev

>>212643829
>>212643786
>>212643720
>>212643682
Cannot believe my eyes, these lads going "well said" to a fucking parody post.

>>212643837
was always a lanky fuck me. grew up to be 2m. eat your veggies lads :D

>>212643620
well said mate

>>212643870

for me, it's the humble frozen pizza

I'm sorry but he won. He fucking won.

Rorke has been unmasked, at long last

>>212644068
no, it's true
did you make the post? I didn't think so

>>212644068
>>212644082
Well said lads

>>212644036
I think the elites are fairly boring unimaginative uninspiring people and any popular imagination of them as depraved psychopaths is a kind of wishful thinking

>>212644068
and we know they are in fact legitimate replies from separate posters because pure satire and or tongue-in-cheek commenting / replying isn't allowed in this thread

For me? The Paki Pizza.

>>212644068

>>212644105
nice headcannon

>>212644105
Yeah probs x

>>212644093
James may won nothing

:O)

Well said.

>>212644093
The only man universally loved by all of /brit/

>>212644143
you love your slop images dont you

>>212644090
Nigga looks like a Skyrim character

>>212644121
need the atheists on this stat

kicked the niccy pouches lads. heart rate 20% lower than it usually is. feel calm

>>212644167
poof

Might move to China.

>>212644157
that's not a picture of toby though

>>212644093
lush x

always have a cheeky internal scream when i see an tall lanky cunt in his 60s struggling to shuffle around sainsbury's with a walker due to his malformed skeleton

Might move to China.

/Brit/? More like /Bigham/

>>212644105
Not the lad you're replying to but I suspect positions at the very top self-select for a degree of psychopathy. Climbing the ladder, backstabbing, the relentless pursuit of more money and power etc.

People who aren't psychopaths sell up for £10million and retire to a quiet life of doing nothing amidst pursuing other personal goals. The psychopaths keep going as it's never enough.

>>212644167
nordic spirit was genuinely the most disgusting thing i've ever tried. made me fucking ill

Brick kicking sand in Diego's face

Bigham nation

>>212644183
you scream and he just hears a wee cockroach sound

injecting poo into my bellend

>>212644198
fleeked

https://durgajobs.com/category/it-jobs/

>>212644198
bully looks central Asian

>>212644195
by the end I was popping one in every hour out of habit and it wasn't even doing anything for me just hurt my gums and made me feel a bit ill

Just made some shit music in ableton x

cronem waking up rn
yawning outside the five star hotel chiefing clickum

>>212644198
Chips has monster calves

>>212644198
>girls in the back giggling with glee over the bully asserting his dominance

even back in ninteen canteen they knew how it was

>>212644238
what do the cronem think of Bigham's ready meals?

>>212644165
Number of gods proven by you: zero

Looks like you're the moronic one actually

>>212644198
Prefer Viz's copy, Biffa Bacon
Though Walter the Softy was taken from Dennis the Menace

Charlie Bigham's Goat Curry

Feel like getting on the cans

Charlie bighams jellied eels

>>212644264
provide evidence that the existence of god needs to be proven for theism to be valid

Irish > Scottish > welsh > English >>>>££ those fake Irish in Northern Ireland

>>212644268
honestly in awe that boomers and grandboomers had the attention span to read all that

>Charlie Bigham's

Moussaka's basically shit lasagne isn't it

Not worse than having one of those big creamy poos when it's a warm day like this. The shit clinging to your arse hair which guarantees skids unless you have a shower afterwards and the smell lingering in the heavy air.

Not on really.

>>212644268
big fan of that panel of the poofs getting twatted

>>212644253
not good

>>212644324
>almost 10 years ago
oh no no no

>>212644332
use wet wipes

>>212644325
thought he was liverpool's new signing no?

Sir Fat Berg

Melton mowbray rorke pie

>>212644298
Theism is a belief in God; if God is unproven then theism is just a random, ungrounded, speculative belief

You might as well believe that leprechauns are real, or Santa Claus is real, etc

>>212644341
they don't even like Charlie Bigham's Small Boat Special?

>>212644347
yeah just spread the poo around nice idea mate

flushable wet wipes drying out nicely in the air fryer

quick rinse under the tap, dry them out, good to go again

cronem: we gon sip luh soda
rorke: well it's called pop and you can't just sip it you've got to guzzle it
cronem: we sip luh soda

>>212644359
> if God is unproven then theism is just a random, ungrounded, speculative belief
what is your argument for that?
do you not see there is a grey area between proven beliefs and likely beliefs and so on until disproven beliefs
>You might as well believe that leprechauns are real, or Santa Claus is real, etc
hs?

Sit Nat Figger

I copped a luh first on my degree and the cronem didn't congratulate me

>>212644388
Ghoulish

>>212644388
Is that Candice?

>>212644421
…oui

Bit mental how men yearn over getting vagina when they know that vaginas discharge gross gunk and bleed and smell bad. Vaginas a yuck, penis is so simple and oh so moreish

>>212644391
No credible evidence for God = no rational reason to believe in God
No credible evidence for leprechauns = no rational reason to believe in leprechauns

Etc

>>212644444
yeah?

>>212644438
yeah

>>212644451
yeah?

>>212644463
>yeah?
yeah?

Side hustle culture is so grim. It's basically just encouraging employers to not bother paying a fair salary that rises with the cost of living, and instead encourages employees to spend their free time maximising their income rather than doing stuff they enjoy.

>>212644316
You a right eejit aren't you?

>>212644435
you've shifted the goalposts you've gone from "proof" like 1+1 = 2 to "credible evidence" these are not the same thing
every theist believes there is credible evidence to believe in god
also your example does not make sense
"existence" is not a predicate, as is well known after Kant, to compare two things that otherwise have nothing in common by their (in)existence is literally contentless

>Rorke, 42, still a kissless virgin
>lives alone and spends most days raging online about “brownoids” and meal preppers
>goes to Tesco at 2am to avoid “normies” and buy ingredients for the tasteless slop he will cook tomorrow
>he sees a handsome older gentleman restocking shelves, smiling like he owns the place
>“Hello there! Have you tried my new Chicken Tikka Masala?”
>it’s CHARLIE FUCKING BIGHAM
>Rorke’s sweaty pink hands clench into fists, he’s ready to throw down
>Charlie hands him a ready meal like it’s holy communion
>rage intensifies
>“I don’t eat ready meal slop, mongboy”
>Charlie just laughs good naturedly and says, “It’s handmade in small batches, my friend!”
>it actually smells amazing, the perfume of the spices overwhelms him and he snatches it from Charlie’s hands and sweatily waddles out of the shop
>he eats it alone in the car park and cries
>tfw Charlie Bigham’s tikka is the closest thing he’s had to human love and affection in years but he can never admit it to the lads on /brit/

>>212644469
yeah

>>212644438
>>212644451
>>212644463
>>212644469
this exchange would have done numbers on /r/4chan back in the day

>>212644463
no actually, I missed the quints

>>212644492
sybau

>>212644481
Bigham changes lives. This is proof.

>>212644474
IT'S ALL ABOUT THAT GRINDSET, GANGSTA

Charlie Bigham
For you

>>212644481
well said lad

The scran

Adam spending yet another 16 hours on 4chan.
tomorrow? same again
sunday? same again

he's in his mid-30s btw

>>212644525
literaly no one knows who this is

>>212644525
who is that mate?

>spainnonce boogeyman posting in big july 2025

>>212644478
>you've shifted the goalposts you've gone from "proof" like 1+1 = 2 to "credible evidence"
Proof would be the best thing, but credible evidence would be something. Can you at least show credible evidence of God? No you can't.
>to compare two things that otherwise have nothing in common by their (in)existence is literally contentless
Wrong. In both cases, why should I believe they exist? What are the reasons to think they exist? There are no credible reasons to think that either exists. Most likely, both gods and leprechauns are simply figments of human imaginations.

>>212644481
excellently put mate

>>212644481
SCREMAIJG

>>212644556
screaming

>>212644534
>>212644547
spainlard

>>212644579
He hasn’t posted here in years mate unfortunately :/

honestly never heard of charlie bigham until today

>>212644567
>Can you at least show credible evidence of God? No you can't.
yes you can?
is this a serious question?
what do you think of philosophy of religion for the past 2,000+ years
the testimony of scripture
the lived experience of countless people
lol lmao even what a ridiculous comment
>Wrong
yet you provide no reason for why you think my comment is wrong you just repeated your claim

On a rainy day in stoke?

Proper nutter hours these

>>212644579
The man who raped your mind.

right going to sit out the back to get some sun, see you later you ghouls

>>212644524
this nigga eatin' beans

>>212644626
could bring your laptop?

rorke's big day out (in the back garden)

>>212644481
Couldn't have said it better myself pal

>>212644623
Isn't that a Bowie tune?

My boss keeps using the phrase ‘nut it out’ and I always keep a straight face but she said ‘put it on your lap and nut it out’ in regards to my laptop and I broke

>>212644599
actually despite being in his mid 30s he spends his entire life here vying for (You)s from anonymous strangers.

just heard gfberg giggling while she's working from home this can't be good

>>212644649
Lmfao it’s an event for him

What I find funny about these "intellectual Christians" is that they think some relatively vague argument that suggests the existence of some sort of higher power automatically proves everything else in the Bible.

>>212644669
>>212644649
stop bullying rorke

>>212644634
I don't have one

>>212644481
Bigham nation

>>212644649
>>212644669
KTIM

>>212644677
oh well then, see you later

>>212644675
do they? news to christians

>>212643451 (OP)
Don’t know wtf it is about British comedy. The fucking island has consistently produced the best fucking comedians and comedic tv shows on the planet for most of a century, and yet when I lived there the culture was a fucking surly mass of humorless dicks that hate each other. It’s like they allow 3 of you miserable bastards per year to be funny, but then all the humor of the whole country gets channeled into those three and the rest of you jeer and ridicule them for it, and that somehow feeds them and makes them even more powerful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBVQYL4Q51U

Big up the Bigham

>>212644704
ktim me when I wake up

lad making a packed lunch to take with him 6 feet out the back door onto his mum's patio

>>212644701
seeing yanks make us miserable

>>212644481
big up Bigham, he's a good man
can't believe he hand delivers all his meals to Tesco in the middle of the night
very hard worker!

>Don’t know wtf it is about British comedy. The fucking island has consistently produced the best fucking comedians and comedic tv shows on the planet
Most of them these days are ‘I’m a wimpy mess of a man, everyone laugh’

just off to sacrifice my son because a voice told me to

>>212643620
>>212644481
well said

>>212643562
Really enjoying leftypols performative outrage over this one

>>212644434
This is more like you x

>>212644751
thats they rorkeypops mentality

>>212644611
>what do you think of philosophy of religion for the past 2,000+ years
I think it's 100% bullshit
>the testimony of scripture
It's just a book that contains unverified claims. Again, it's bullshit
>the lived experience of countless people
Once again, bullshit. Oh some people thought they saw an apparition of the virgin Mary? The plausible explanation is that they're mistaken. They saw something that looked like a person, but it's not a person. They could also be hallucinating, or just very confused (from heatstroke or something like that).

>>212644740
there isn't a single good british comedian who rose to prominence in the last 20 years

leftypol chopping his cock off because discord told him to

>>212644481
spot on, my exact experience

sean lock spinning in his grave

>>212644725
Well I wasn’t a yank yet genius.

>>212644701
No, the english are good with humour, it's one of their few qualities. You can see it in /brit/

>>212644675
yeh because they're retarded presuppositionalists. they have reached a conclusion then just crowbar subsequent evidence to somehow support that conclusion.
that is obviously an incredibly stupid way to operate

>>212644772
>I think it's 100% bullshit
and that is your belief, that is not evidence and certainly not proof
>It's just a book that contains unverified claims. Again, it's bullshit
how does it contain unverified claims
why are only "verified" whatever that means claims true
>Oh some people thought they saw an apparition of the virgin Mary? The plausible explanation is that they're mistaken
this is circular reasoning
you have assumed your conclusion in the premise, you have not argued for your premise or conclusion

charlie bigman

/brit/ is the 21st century footlights

same arguemnts as every friday then lads?

>>212640755
Yes exactly.

>blonde
>blue eyes
>intelligent
>feminine

Women like Ruby Granger need to birth ten to fifteen children with Aryan men so we have the future genetic material to improve the White race and conquer Africa and India for Lebensraum.

have to wash my backpack but it has no washing label on it so I dunno what to do with it

>arguemnts

>>212644871
Is Mumsnet broken?

>>212644861

opened a new chick-fil-a near me
there goes my weight loss

>>212644871
Get a bucket, fill it 10% with vinegar, the rest use warm water, let it soak for 2 minutes, then rinse and air dry

>>212644780
I'm still scarred by the webm posted here of a lad sawing their dick off with a circular saw

>>212644804
>how does it contain unverified claims
The Bible is full of unverified crap. God created the Earth in a few days? I doubt it. Jesus rose from the dead? If he did then he probably wasn't properly dead in the first place. There have been cases even in recent times where a person was thought to be dead, but they weren't actually dead. Here is one such case:
>Man 'comes back to life' at his own wake as he starts moving inside coffin
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-comes-back-life-wake-35254952
Here's another:
>Women wakes up inside her own coffin after coroner declared her dead
https://metro.co.uk/2025/06/03/women-wakes-inside-coffin-coroner-declared-dead-23315497/

>you have assumed your conclusion in the premise
I'm saying it's most likely that a person "seeing" the virgin Mary is mistaken. We know that people can be mistaken regarding what they think they see.

>>212645014
>The Bible is full of unverified crap.
how does it contain unverified claims
why are only "verified" whatever that means claims true
your comments on jesus are the same circular reasoning you employed about the virgin mary.
all you are doing is ironically sharing your dogmatic beliefs without any evidence and certainly without proof
why should anyone believe anything you have to say?

>>212644804
>i thought I saw the image of a vaguely humanoid face.
>lemme ignore that the human mind evolved to identify human and animal threats shapes in the darkness and still interprets just about any pattern as such in fruit loops, clouds, burn marks in toast, grains of sand, etc, it’s been well understood for thousands of years.
>but when I see a vaguely humanoid face, obviously it’s a real human being, and there must be a whole imaginary invisible universe full of people that can interact with our universe except not, and I know the identity of that face as none of the trillion or so other human beings who ever existed, it must be this one woman from an old story from cave dwelling savages on the ass end of the earth that one powered-mad roman happened to elevate to prominence for his own ambition, and through slaughtering everyone who opposed it for 1100 years means it must be the secret away in wehiich the universe really works even though every fucking reliable, repeatable testable method we have of accurately understanding how the universe works says it does not work that way and if it ever did it would leave massive telltale traces, artifacts and damage all over this one. It’s that woman, who I recognize based on zero images of her existence & absolutely nothing at all but my own desire for it to be her + utter lack of imagination bc I have been relieved of it by a fucking zombie cult.

>>212645067
>why should anyone believe anything you have to say?
Confirmed instances where a human was thought to be dead but wasn't really medically dead: many (I showed just two examples - there are many more).

Confirmed instances where a human was completely medically dead, including brain death, and yet they came back to life without any plausible physical explanation: I don't think there are any confirmed instances of this.

So why should anybody believe that Jesus came back from the dead in a supernatural fashion?

>>212644068
Parody or not he's bang on
Cooking is purely performative

>>212645453
>Confirmed instances where a human was thought to be dead but wasn't really medically dead
and what bearing does this have on jesus?
>Confirmed instances where a human was completely medically dead, including brain death, and yet they came back to life without any plausible physical explanation: I don't think there are any confirmed instances of this.
except jesus?
>So why should anybody believe that Jesus came back from the dead in a supernatural fashion
why should anyone believe he didnt because you said he didnt
you werent even there lmao

we gon be talking bout jesus all day

its friday - its diego day baybeeee

>>212645900
frfr

>>212645865
>>Confirmed instances where a human was completely medically dead, including brain death, and yet they came back to life without any plausible physical explanation: I don't think there are any confirmed instances of this.
>except jesus?
That's not confirmed. Nobody has proven that Jesus supernaturally came back from the dead. Really you'd need to prove it scientifically. You'd have to scientifically investigate his death and prove that there is no possible physical explanation for how he came back from the dead. You'd have to prove that his resurrection was supernatural.

>>212646060
>Nobody has proven that Jesus supernaturally came back from the dead. Really you'd need to prove it scientifically.
"use science to prove something that isn't scientific" this makes 0 logical sense
and even if it somehow did make sense why is your criteria for "proof" the only valid one? where is your proof for your proof

>>212646150
>"use science to prove something that isn't scientific"
Science investigates the universe which we appear to inhabit. Jesus's "resurrection" apparently took place within this universe. Therefore Jesus's "resurrection" could theoretically be examined by science. Practically you'd have to find Jesus's body first though, in order to start investigating his death.

>>212646214
>which we appear to inhabit
proof?
>Jesus's "resurrection" apparently took place within this universe
doesn't mean it happened through this features of this universe
>Practically you'd have to find Jesus's body first though, in order to start investigating his death.
well he ascended with his body lmao
so good luck on that front

>>212646248
>doesn't mean it happened through this features of this universe
>well he ascended with his body lmao
If Jesus really did live in this universe (historians believe he probably did) then the remains of his body will still be in this universe, somewhere. Maybe his skeleton will one day be discovered. Or maybe his remains were cremated so discovering them would be very difficult, or perhaps practically impossible.

We have no reliable evidence at all to suggest that the body of any human (such as Jesus) can "ascend" out of the universe.

>>212646752
>If Jesus really did live in this universe (historians believe he probably did) then the remains of his body will still be in this universe
how does the former entail the latter?
>We have no reliable evidence at all to suggest that the body of any human (such as Jesus) can "ascend" out of the universe.
why are the gospels not reliable?

>>212646857
>how does the former entail the latter?
Well I think matter will always exist unless it is somehow converted into energy.
>conservation of mass, principle that the mass of an object or collection of objects never changes, no matter how the constituent parts rearrange themselves
https://www.britannica.com/science/conservation-of-mass
>matter (as mass) and energy can be converted into each other... for instance, during nuclear fission, in which the nucleus of a heavy element such as uranium splits into two fragments of smaller total mass, with the mass difference released as energy
https://www.britannica.com/science/matter

>>212647413
>Well I think matter will always exist unless it is somehow converted into energy.
what does this have to do with jesus?