>>212644861 (OP)British number 1
prefer ALDI's range of Chester Largeman's premium ready meals
IF YOU WANT TO GET A TAPE WORM EAT SOME PORK
>>212644861 (OP)spaki's new autistic obsession just dropped
Charlie Bigham's Beans On Toast
The United Kingdom of Great Bigham and Northern Ireland
>>212644861 (OP)big up to bigham
>>212644923orange lads on a mad one!
>>212644907God forbid someone make a post and others riff on it for a bit.
No instead we need 12 hours of laboured breathing and lads hunched over typing "it's Zoidberg!", "no it's heather I know it's him!" or "no no it's Spainzilla this time he's behind it all, and also you're definitely him too!".
i thought charlie bingham was that bloke off the Fast Show
>>212644946Glad you're suffering you waste of space.
>>212644957Charlie Bigham hand delivering meals to the Gherkin for the cronem
He made a new luh goat curry meal just for them xx
>>212644987yeah that's him, same bloke
>God forbid someone make a post and others riff on it for a bit.
>No instead we need 12 hours of laboured breathing and lads hunched over typing "it's Zoidberg!", "no it's heather I know it's him!" or "no no it's Spainzilla this time he's behind it all, and also you're definitely him too!".
i got ops at mcdonalds btw
rorke has ops at farmfoods
>>212644987no that's the other Charlie Bingham you're thinking of, the snooker player
>>212644976god forbid you have sex
I don't do anything at work. Am I supposed to say something or do I just continue as normal until someone notices and I get sacked?
>>212645058yellowtop mogs and it's not even close
nigga live in โdouglasโ
>>212645070Britain's Last Bastion
Isle of Man but I prefer two (one at either end)
>>212645070For me it's Chicken Rock
um lads... why are there already 38 posts in the new?
we're all still in the old
charlie bigham's chicken rock
fucking leafleters ringing doorbells now cunt making me get up and go downstairs to give me a plastic card about garden services fuck off mate you are interrupting me AAAAHHH
need one of those doorbell cameras maybe fucking hell
>>212645127We see Bigham edish, we post in Bigham edish. Itโs really thay simple mate. #BighamNation
>>212645127why are you in the old
>>212645154Why don't you get a job?
Iโd rather eat a dookieburger.
>Rorke, 42, still a kissless virgin
>lives alone and spends most days raging online about โbrownoidsโ and meal preppers
>goes to Tesco at 2am to avoid โnormiesโ and buy ingredients for the tasteless slop he will cook tomorrow
>he sees a handsome older gentleman restocking shelves, smiling like he owns the place
>โHello there! Have you tried my new Chicken Tikka Masala?โ
>itโs CHARLIE FUCKING BIGHAM
>Rorkeโs sweaty pink hands clench into fists, heโs ready to throw down
>Charlie hands him a ready meal like itโs holy communion
>rage intensifies
>โI donโt eat ready meal slop, mongboyโ
>Charlie just laughs good naturedly and says, โItโs handmade in small batches, my friend!โ
>it actually smells amazing, the perfume of the spices overwhelms him and he snatches it from Charlieโs hands and sweatily waddles out of the shop
>he eats it alone in the car park and cries
>tfw Charlie Bighamโs tikka is the closest thing heโs had to human love and affection in years but he can never admit it to the lads on /brit/
>>212645172I work from home mate
>>212645156Based. Get the roads blocked.
>>212645156god i wish that were me
Fucking FREAK you are an absolute fucking FREAK incel fucking CUNT I hate you so much UGLY SEXLESS loser, fuck off fuck off fuck off USELESS FUCKING CUNT, DIE!!!!
*camera pans out and the viewer sees Rorke is talking to himself in the mirror*
>>212645183>>goes to Tesco at 2am to avoid โnormiesโ and buy ingredients for the tasteless slop he will cook tomorrowNa nibba rorke be eating those bingham ready meals
>>212645154lad at work has one and it goes off every five minutes, all it's done is make him paranoid that he's got polite burglars
>>212645156The sensible thing here would be for the police car to overtake, disregarding the double line and thus indicating to the other drivers that he's not sat there waiting to arrest anyone who tries the same manoeuvre.
>>212645184Why don't you get a real job?
>spend hours autistically researching recipes
>spend ages tracking down ingredients, usually in quantities too big for the recipe you're going to make so they sit in your cupboard for years wasted
>spend hours sweating cooking it (where you could make one mistake and ruin the whole dish)
>by the time you're eating it you've lost your appetite
>break your back washing up all the pots, knives, chopping boards, graters, bowls, plates, cutlery, glasses etc you've used
OR...
>buy a very high quality PREMIUM ready meal like Bigham's or Waitrose 1 or M&S (not Asda or Tesco own brand slop)
>pop it in the oven
>tastes MILES better than what you can make yourself as an amateur cook because it has been created by professional chefs like Bigham, Tom Kerridge or Heston Blumenthal
>cheaper overall because of no ingredient wastage
>easier
>just sit down and enjoy it with a nice expensive bottle of wine and your partner
>no washing up to be done after so you can spend more time with them (perhaps in bedโฆ)
Yep, I know what I prefer.
>>212645183Well said there from Charlie
>>2126452091. didn't actually happen, men don't "mansplain" how hard they work
2. it's not mutually exclusive, man can work hard without implying she doesn't
3. she doesn't work hard, she's just doing regular mechanic work and getting grease on her face
4. she spends half of the "hard work" time doing her hair and posing for tiktok
5. i hate women so goddamn much it's unreal
>>212645209good jawline and a nice bum
I'd devour her dirty dunghole tbqh
I'd munch her musty meatflaps
I'd tongue-tease her tangy tuppence
know what I mean lad?
>>212645234Because I quite like getting paid ยฃ55k to chill out at home during the day x
>>212645209>Men shouldn't seek attention for working >I'll show my 1 million incel followers scenes of me working as proof
early wank before it gets too hot
>>212645291what did he mean by this
>>212645291aha I think I might get what your hinting at
>>212645289>5. i hate women so goddamn much it's unreal
Do you lads put suncream on when you go out or just raw-diog the radiation
>>212645331The real $ comes from tiktok not pretending to be a farmer. You're a dullard
Sir Negress Enjoyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKJz7AV2GfU
>>212645349Only if I'm going to be out in direct sunlight for 30 mins+
>>212645349I'm not out for long enough to bother and I have a tan anyway
>>212645349i care about my skin so sun cream always
>>212645349I wear the highest SPF suncream every time I go out. I have incredibly smooth and youthful skin and Iโm very pale and I want to keep my skin looking great
>>212645409sun cream causes cancer and stops the goodness of the sun getting to you
>i care about my skin so sun cream always
>>212645421post those chebberoos
oh, me? I like to have a suntan but I also use retinoids to counteract the fine lines/wrinkles that you can get from the sun.
Rorke be like
>sun cream causes cancer and stops the goodness of the sun getting to you
>>212645441this lad is going to off himself isn't he
God declared Sarai's new name: "Sarah", blessed her, and told Abraham, "I will give thee a son also of her".[41] Abraham laughed, and "said in his heart, 'Shall a child be born unto him that is a hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear [a child]?'"[42] Immediately after Abraham's encounter with God, he had his entire household of men, including himself (age 99) and Ishmael (age 13), circumcised.[43]
Catberg on the maddest one
>>212645479lmfao rorke is such a retard
get more fucking immigrants in! the line must go up
>>212645435Yeah yeah and the Earth is flat and global warming is fake and everyone who took the vax has turbo aids cancer yeah yeah yeah rorke
>>212645490>God declared Sarai's new name: "Sarah", blessed her, and told Abraham, "I will give thee a son also of her".[41] Abraham laughed, and "said in his heart, 'Shall a child be born unto him that is a hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear [a child]?'"[42] Immediately after Abraham's encounter with God, he had his entire household of men, including himself (age 99) and Ishmael (age 13), circumcised.[43]
>>212645490diego sprinting down the street to get a circumcision booked in
mental how most of that epstein stuff was conspiracy theories
>>212645540Epstein never existed
eating breakfast i am. wouldn't call it lush but it's alright x
>>212645540if Trump says case closed then l trust him
>>212645540hysterical leftypol mongs love their conspiracies when its focused on trying to discredit people and ruin their lives. very spiteful people
Rorke went on and on about the Epstein list for years and now suddenly itโs a leftypol conspiracy theory and it never existed. I wonder what could have POSSIBLY made him change his mind hmm
>>212645540free my girl ghislaine
>>212645591rorke lives in your head rent free lol
Pot noodle butty for lunch methinks, might even have a slice of cheese with it x
its crazy how trump was on the top of that list but still used MAD tactics on america's oligarchs to get himself elected
Stray catberg is crying out in the rain but wonโt come in when I call her. Breaking my fucking heart that this stupid bitch wonโt come in and get dry.
leftypol smothering himself head to toe in sun cream to walk across the road and buy his ยฃ20 jungle cum latte
>>212645628Animals are fine in the rain
suicidal incel smothering himself in sun cream
>>212645628bitches are dogs
I wonder who the Epstein of the UK was, supplying cunny for the British pedo freaks
>>212645633Alcaraz and Sinner will win, then Alcaraz wins the final
Screenshot this
>>212645677screenshot? im putting my life savings on it
>>212645628Cats do not cry
>>212645677this is my thoughts exactly
>>212645645not cats, they hate the rain. she usually comes inside right about now and i share the meat of my dinner with her and give her some treats and she rubs up on my and purrs at my feet but she seems distressed.
>>212645638oofโฆ leave the jokes to us next time rorke mate lmfao
>>212645667Not an individual, we have the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) to serve that role
the scraniel dubois vs olekscrandr uysk
>>212645715bigham utterly mogs it
>>212645633not watching it on tele. been there in person, you see
>>212644957>>212645000last thread you said the cronem didn't like bigham
>>212645706Embarrassed that incel
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loving this bingham gimmick. playing along for the laugh but it's utter shite. vile muck.
>>212645653juicy british arses
Lying naked on my bed with my cock out
>>212645769you're a coomer that's why it recommends coomer material
>>212645772fatmong acting like heโs in on the joke lmfao
>In 2013, it was reported that Bigham had insured his senses of sight, smell, taste and touch for ยฃ12 million. Under the terms of the insurance policy, he was required to avoid dangers such as tasting hot chillies, piercing his tongue or looking directly at bright light.
>>212645772>>212645814bro thinks he's part of the team :skull:
>oofโฆ leave the jokes to us next time rorke mate lmfao
>>212644923Why are the Irish, north and republic of, so much more based than us
>>212645814Well said, the words of a man dying of heart attack aged 42
holy shit is dtfic here literally 24/7? i just logged in and this nigga already schizoing out
Rorke on left
Leftypol on right after getting his 10 inch cut off by the surgeon
>>212645772I've never been drawn to this brand โ it seemed like a mix of low-rent ready meal and aspirational boujie, invented by someone a bit posh and, um, chinless.
>>212645826ยฃ12m seems low as fuck, his sense of taste alone should be worth at least ยฃ500m imo
>Unite has suspended Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner from union membership over Birmingham bins dispute and could split from Labour
Diego can you explain this to us dumb-dumbs
>>212645872This website is his entire life it must be like 7am in Canada rn
Prefer M&S meals myself because they're always top-notch quality, not unlike their shirts now that I think about it
>>212645886It's for runts and mongs who can't cook but need to cope so they pretend the slop is actually decent because of the price and branding
>>212645906dont rly follow this nonsense but sounds like unite the trade union doesnt wnat anything to do with angela rayner anymore because she isnt supporting their bin strike
nooooo aha i spilled my M&S spaghetti bolognese on my M&S shirt x
>>212645906Well you see mate, Unite has suspended Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner from union membership over Birmingham bins dispute and could split from Labour
>>212645918For me? Charlie Bighamโs and Charles Tyrwhitt, theyโre just a cut above the rest x
>>212645919brain dead crippy nigger
>>212645772this one rattled the runts lol
>buying readymade meals
Just going to get hello fresh lmao
mealprepmong on the ropes
Mr. Schue wants me to join the glee club
remember when spaino had his tripcode banned for posting cp?
somehow dexter has returned
Love those few days after you quit smoking where you're just coughing up all the crap in your chest
Feels therapeutic
Don't really see the point in cooking when you have high-quality ready meals available
>researching recipe online
>buying all ingredients and hoping they have everything you need in stock
>all ingredients come in random amounts that aren't suitable for your recipe - you might have not quite enough cheese in a packet of like 100g of meat you have to find some other use for before it starts stinking in your fridge
>you're an amateur so your food prep skills will never be great
>have to hope the recipe turns out ok
>it's usually shit
Vs
>pick out a Charlie Brigham's or Waitrose ready meal
>prepared with high quality ingredients already
>highly skilled chefs selected the ingredients and prepared the dish
>easy to cook, just heat it
>not wasting a whole day being autistic to get something that tastes shut
>no washing up
Every time someone has made a home cooked lasagne or curry or steak or whatever it's always meh. If you are an amateur chef you're food is almost certainly shit and not as good as restaurant quality or an expensive ready meal. Simple as.
The 3 Chucks
Charlie Bighams before the sesh
Charlie Tyrwhitt for the garms
Charlie for the venue
>>212645183Nice one, Chaz.
>>212645058unironically looks like my cousin who keeps flirting with me
Mr. Poo wants me to join the wee club
>>212646077>Every time someone has made a home cooked lasagne or curry or steak or whatever it's always mehsounds like your family are all mongs
State of this country lads, it's depressing
>>212646109what's wrong with it?
>>212646077i love knives and cooking is the only chance in polite society one has to use them
>pretend then bad thing is good
>win
You guys are retards
I had a dream I was a crab running across a wide shallow beach, up onto the sand scuttling really smoothly clacking my claws together in bliss
>>212646109it's a lovely friday, you are loved, you are valued, you keep this country going and that's a beautiful thing. keep ya head up.
>>212646077The meal you posted costs ยฃ10, for the same price you could make pasta and meatballs to feed 5 people
Might post the bighams pasta on Reddit... reckon it'll cause a decent seethe
>>212646125such is life in the dollhouse
>>212646131don't live in bradford, birmingham, or london so can't relate
>>212646131luv the yookay me
>>212646137Thatโs complete bullshit but ok. Iโm talking about cooking a GOOD quality meal here not slop
>>212646131Think you need to have some sort of brain damage to live in london
>>212646137>for the same price you could make pasta and meatballs to feed 5 peopleTime is money x
>>212646131Kek I was literally walking down this street as this happened
Some paki ran up to me phone in hand filming and excitedly said "what do you think about everything you see here??"
Presumably looking for some liberal omg it's so cultural and interesting response but I just told him to fuck off
>>212646131leftypols utopia
Esta indecisiรณn me molesta
Si no me quieres, librarme
Dรญgame que tengo ser
Sabes que ropa me "quedrรก"?
Me tienes que decir
Me debo ir o quedarme?
mmhmm the crabs be scuttling chiefing clackums x
can't go outside, the intense heat would immediately turn my fragile porcelain frame to dust
>>212646161No it fucking isn't you mong and if you're making slop then that's your problem, you could even buy pasta, meatballs, and a jar of sauce and it'd still be cheaper and make more food and be decent quality.
>>212646153You're about 20 years out of date with this post lad
Long gone are the days where you could move to a town or small city to avoid this
>>212646130sounds nice :)
>>212646170dont think you're making any money hunched over your laptop spending 15 hours on 4chan
>>212646175I've discovered being slim and in shape helps with the heat as I finished my cut for the summer and the heat doesn't bother me. Fat cunts are probably dying right now though.
>>212646191Again, complete bullshit
>thinks buying jarred sauce is โdecentโTells me all I need to know about your taste, mongboy
>>212646191>you could even buy pasta, meatballs, and a jar of sauce and it'd still be cheaper and make more food and be decent qualityIt would be shit quality actually
>u-um no it w-wouldn'tOkay post an inexpensive sauce of good quality.
>>212646219mate you think a fucking ready meal is good food so we all know what your taste is like king mong
>>212645479It doesn't, but overuse is equivalent to staying inside and getting no exposure and that DOES raise the risk of getting skin cancer
>>212646219drop the reddit spacing megamong
leftypol sitting down to poo
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diego and brick are still arguing in the old
>>212646195This
Formerly "safe", blokeish, implicitly rightwing things from 20 years ago have now fallen to woke.
The police, the monarchy, the churches, the military, car companies, village markets, football
Pubs, snooker, bookies, hiking, boxing are safe for now but they're in the woke crosshairs
So the home cooked meals fatmong is bragging about are literally just supermarket ready made meatballs with Dolmio sauce slopped on top lmfao
And he says thatโs better than a Bighams omds
rorke wearing his trousers back to front and shitting through the fly standing up
>>212646272Another swing, another miss, mealprepmong
leftypol shitting into a colostomy bag because of his gluten intolerance
>>212646277it was revealed to me in a dream
>>212646271>boxingoh my days have you been to a boxing gym lad? it's 99% pakis
leftypol pealing his grapes
Leftypol singing happy birthday to himself as he washes his hands.
>that one quiet kid at the back of /brit/ who never posts but reads everythings
This ones for you
>>212646271Few women at my boxing gym
Little bit woke if you ask me
leftypol wanking to porn for women
fatmong heating up his sainsburys own brand 49p tomato sauce (rated 2 stars) to slop over his ready made own brand meatballs. this is a high quality meal, the kind of thing you can ONLY get by cooking from scratch every night!
only use shampoo on my hair 3 times a week now
no more dry scalp
>>212646131Noting Hill and its consequences...
>>212646359video game arse protagonist over here
>>212646360take a day off adam. you have an unhealthy obsession with this place
Love magnesium before bed me, love dreaming
>>212646391fatmong raging
I want to play video games but there are too many video games and I don't know which ones will be fun for me so I never play video games though I wish I did.
rorke hiding his zombie knife under his bed
leftypol hanging his rounders bat adorned and rainbow sickers proudly in his room
>>212646418Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 first video game I've enjoyed in about 5 years
>>212646418Life in new zealand
mealpremong is STILL swething because he cannot fathom spending 20 minutes each evening cooking a fresh, healthy, delicious meal
>>212646424>tattoono thanks
>>212646411last time i tried the old 'gnesium it made me feel like i was dying when i tried to go to sleep
>>212646434>Kingdom Come Deliverance 2can i play this on a lenovo thinkpad with intel i7 core graphic processing or whatever its called?
>>212646434play chivalry 2 for fun multiplayer melee combat
I think OCE actually has a decent community
walked in the party
sporting armani
half of the crowd is snorting my charlie
british police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fLRzp_OKA
Sorry to say lads but i've just had a premonition that Paul McCartney will die on the 23rd of August 2027
i dont think my thinkpad will handle these games
>>212646446vegetarian, me. feel great and have no health problems. benched 95kg yesterday. rorke will seethe but i don't care.
Love video games me, I'm 32 and love them more than ever. Currently playing MSFS 2024 and Total War: Warhammer 3.
I want to have consensual sexual intercourse with Asia Kate Dillon
>>212646447have a day off mate. your wife is worried about you
>>212646446Meat is worth it
>>212646449That's a strange reaction, it should make you feel calmer and helps you sleep along with giving you vivid dreams.
>>212645812>coomer materialm8
I didn't realise how realistic video games have gotten. I dont want to spend 2000 dollaredoos on a new laptop to play them
>>212646466It's like I'm Bigham
24/7 dealing, man I ship 'em
>>212646477do you use the keys like a chessboard
do you set your pawns up on the caps and shift
Spent over a grand on a gaming PC and now I don't even play video games anymore.
love videos with 90% of the screen blurred out, bleeped out swear words so you don't hear anything, and text all over the screen
>>212646482Want to have a gerbil living comfortably in my asshole
>>212646482same
love a bit of the they/themdem
>>212646446very dishonest image. wont be taking any advice from it
>>212646424Prefer smaller bums without cellulite to fat ones with it.
>>212646470"paul mccartney"
>>212646480>Total War: Warhammer 3.play pharaoh dynasties, I took the pharaoh pill and the game is actually fantastic
>>212646522you on the gere again lad?
>>212646446In 100 years time, humans will look back at eating meat in the same way we look back at slavery now.
>>212646315Pakis absolutely love training martial arts but none of them can fight
I've sparred loads and I know exactly one who actually has decent technique and kept composed throughout the round
happy birth day to you
happy birthday to you
you look like a pedo
and you smell like one too
Jannies literally have no power anymore
You don't even need a VPN to evade bans anymore
IT IS OVER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=127lt4i6k4M&t=3s
Ruby being a complete utter bitch to her friend on her birthday
>>212646538I bought it in the sale, I've heard it's good so I'll play it once I get bored of Warhammer.
>>212646508yh it was helping for a bit but i think my spastic brain spacked out a bit
>>212646550stfu you stupid cunt
fucking impossible to make a sandwich with bread of this shape
been wearing my glasses the last few days and its a lot more comfortable for my eyes than contacts
but ive hardly left the house
i'm considering wearing them more often
unfortunately i'm very vain
>>212646552I only go to the wrestling classes you see, mostly whites. The MMA gym I go to does have boxing ones but it's full of wanna be Amir Khan types.
>>212646520bet she went home and strummed herself silly to the brown bvll who dished out some discipline
>>212646468>said she had never experienced such violence towards heri bet she discovered a fetish
>>212646582ive actually played this one. got stuck on a boss though but I enjoyed it and liked the music
sff
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>>212646468this is feminism's fault
>>212646550I doubt it. Most humans are utterly evil.
>>212646607why arent they naked
>>212646550I hope so but I'm not optimistic about the future desu
>>212646625youre evil you steal off other peoples labour
Just saw Deegs in /cric/!!!
>>212646583the superior scandinavian open sandwich
>>212646605beat it
this is why you don't want to play games because you give up and the slightest bit of challenge
>>212646594>I only go to the wrestling classes you seeOooo like getting up close and personal with sweaty blokes do ya? x
>>212646607as a wank expret, stefania ferrario on the right
>>212646643We all do. Every single person in western countries living standards are subsidized by the exploitation of less wealthy countries.
>>212646607quite the err hips on the girl on the right
>>212646607Never understood why no matter what cause, female activists use it as an excuse to take their clothes off
The French ones are particularly annoying at it
>>212646732It defies societies patriarchal norms. Society constantly objectifies and hypersexualizes women but only on its own terms, where men decide its okay in the bedroom in porn in businesses where men control the women. Women aren't allowed to do it on their own terms, that makes it obscene and something they should be punished for. What if children see it, they're disturbing the peace, causing a commotion. It's harder for men to ignore that kind of demonstration.
>>212645906Unions expect solidarity from members. Angela Rayner talked a big game from her big mouth in opposition. In government she has been quiet as a mouse and done nothing to show solidarity. The Unite Union has suspended her membership to try and prod her into taking action to intervene on their behalf. Failing her obligations will result in expulsion from union membership.
>>212646305Lol fucking hell, that is the type of thing I would do.
>>212646446*lights cigarette*
*swigs lucozade*
*eats bacon sarnie*
Cancer is nothing but a star sign to me, and i'm a Capricorn.
I decided years ago if some freak incident doesn't get me then i'll kill myself using my favourite drugs.
>>212646470Shit, well I better get tickets for his world tour.
>>212646550They'll wish they had it back?