Thread 212646662

John Vanbrugh edition

neoliberal bull logging in

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>>212644861
>>212644861
>>212644861

Mimi Slinger's musky tuppence

>>212646656
Nah, i mainly liked the music. I dont like the fighting parts much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xretuG05rug

it's that easy
even easier since you're an island

>>212646708
we should start doing this
other genersl do this

do not eat meat. it's poisonous

get more 5'3 female police officers

forgot to put the poo shield towel down and have been sweating like a pedo so there is now a brown stain on sofastein

going to play cyberpunk while sitting in my filth

ALTERNATE

>>212646671
>>212646671
>>212646671

walked in the party
sporting armani
half of the crowd is snorting my charlie
like I'm Bigham
I nonstop ship 'em
get your ready meal next day pick up

scranning a wank

>>212646708
can't argue

>>212646739
what the fuck

Got a 3 day last night for saying nonces need their throat slit on r9k
Apparently that's a troll post

>>212646739
have you considered sufficiently cleaning your battyhole?

>>212646773
He said "forgot to put the poo shield towel down and have been sweating like a pedo so there is now a brown stain on sofastein

going to play cyberpunk while sitting in my filth"

Feening my chocolate
Lean in my cockpit
Have a threesome,
Peas in the pod shit

*enters thread and immediately snaps fingers at waiter*

can we get me pissed on NOW, please.

>>212646794
Everyone on /r9k/ should be euthanized.

Why call them fingers if they dont fing?

sup crodie x

>>212646823
Highly agree

fuck sake all this talk of charlie bighams has me craving one of chaz's peng lasagnes

has to be said

>>212646802
shaking my head like an indian to this song. nasty

Reminder this is a shagger's general

If you don't have sex, then you don't belong here

fancy a curry

Don't like boozing anymore
Just isn't fun

rorke: get back, give me space, I said get BACK!

we love to boogie
on a saturday night

went blind from only eating crisps for years so now I've got text to speech reading out all your posts to keep me company

>>212646888
imagine burning to death and just as you await the relief then you go to hell and burn more

>>212646896
very low qi post

Starving, any ideas what I should eat for lunch?

>>212646888
Mad how the government won't address the cheadle wildfires

get black
get black
get black to where you once belonged (the jungle)

>>212646888
Ahhhh. Cheadle... Earlier today...

>>212646907
aeiou john madden

>>212646944
soisoisoisoisoi

>>212646888
why not do this to those boats

can just one of you give me a song rec to listen to in the form of a youtube link?
once you've seen the bloke has sent it, dont send me more of them ok?

>>212646978
boats float on water

>>212646983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM-y5wMwOTk

>>212646983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Foq67pt1Z94

>>212646944
Poo barm

>>212646983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>>212646998
yea but the you-know-whats in them can't swim
so they either burn or drown
would make quite the spectacle

>>212646797
did an incredibly sticky poo that needed nearly a full roll to clean when i stood up to wipe
honestly should have showered but couldn't be fecked and here we are

Too warm already lads

>>212646983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM-y5wMwOTk

>>212647019
thank you. enjoying this.

>>212647034
>stood up to wipe
this is where you fucked up you fat mong
your smeared it between your cheeks

Dunno how Ron and Harry did it
If Hermione was being a bitch to me I'd have put her in her place ages ago

>>212646994
pretty bad is that tbf

>>212647081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM-y5wMwOTk

>>212646983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVu3YLD5T9c

Hey brother what are you up to?

If you tried to ban foreign takeaways the white british would riot

>>212647098
oooh youre well hard fuckin moose aboot the hoose

i don't dream since i quit sleeping and i haven't slept since i met you

>>212647122
just off for a wank

apparently sydney harwin's mum sucked her husband off for a vid when they were pissed, so I might watch that

>>212647122
genuinely no perversions
but how can u be around a girl lying like that
dressed like that
and not in any way touch her in a pleasent consensual manner? like u rly telling me no guy is touchin gher arm her thigh her tum whilke she lying like that?
madness

>>212647114
>>212647023
>>212647029
deary me, do try and read the full post next time xX

washed my clothes and cor I love the smell, make sure to buy Bold Spring Awakening laundry tablets next time you're out lads x

>>212647098
JK Rowling delusionally believes two hormonal teenage boys could be mates with a teenage girl for seven years before one of them started shagging her
Realistically one would have tried to get with her by age 13 at least

>>212647032
how would they burn water

sat on the toilet sweating and farting

Jonathan Rhys Meyers sex arse

>>212647152
state of you

>>212647152
>sydney harwin's mum sucked her husband
whose husband? and who is sydney harwin?

>>212647185
ktim

>>212647122
browsing /brit/, vaping, meal prepping some baked beans on toast, sipping me brew. What are you up to sis?

>>212647159
please man I'm fucking BEGGING you to have sex already holy shit PLEASR

>>212647202
Sydney Harwin is Sydney Harwin
Sydney Harwin's mum sucked off Sydney Harwin's husband

>>212647159
it's called self-restraint mate, try reading the bible yeah

>>212647202
a pornstar that makes incest roleplays
a natural favourite of the mongs on this site

>>212647166
They said "once you have seen the bloke has sent it". I posted mine before I saw anyone else sent a link. It had replies sure but I didn't see any of them at that point.

>>212647152
>sydney harwin
more of a xev bellringer man when i want a filthy incest wankeroo

>>212646892
Kek this that revolting fat Welsh couple?

>>212647231
>not in any way touch her in a pleasent consensual manner

Lust is a bit like that craving for a takeaway you shouldn't have and can't afford
Love is looking forward to that home cooked meal. Not the most exciting but it does warm the heart and make you feel cosy

>>212647098
she could filet you with a spell

>>212647232
ktim

>>212647122
just starting on a new Shogun 2 campaign at the Otomi, they have guns available at the start you see x

>>212647098
she was shaggable for the longest time

>>212647270
take the pharaoh dynasties pill

Warm out
Arguably too warm for a trip to the Asda when all my shorts are in the wash

You look up the definition of Love in the dictionary and there's a picture of charlie bigham

>>212647265
I'd rape her far before that

whayt does ktim mean

touching rorke's thigh in a pleasent consensual manner

>>212647159
>and not in any way touch her in a pleasent consensual manner?
There is no conceivable way in which you could touch her in a consensual manner you ugly goblinesque freak

>>212647299
>two layers
autist detected

>>212647311
Sir Keir looking zesty

>>212647299
FUCK ME
PLEASE DONT SAY THIS IS YOu
>>212647332
...wow

You did it with inside knowledge from Ron Zellman.

>>212647299
Rorke showing off his new outfit from Next

>>212647299
Oh dear rorke... oh dear...

>>212647311
call me queer more like am I right lads? x

sir better Call Saul

People, especially strangers forgive you far more, if you're attractive. Same people who call catcalling, starring, touching diarespectful would have fun and be flattered, if they were approached by someone they consider attractive- same exact words, same exact behaviour, same level of knowing a person, different looks, you're not against the actions, you're against the person which perpetuates them.

Just realised Saul Goodman is a play on words

>>212647299
show us your creps, rorke

>>212647299
Leeds

>>212647394
yyp

>>212647299
Oh fucking hell rorke

>>212647400
really?

get the fake boats burned

>50 minute long video essay by leftypol about consumerism in harry potter
Joke ting

>>212647299
At least make your undershirt a different colour to your overshirt

sir cut penis

>>212647394
nah bro get your head out of your ass.
Yeah pretty privilege is real, but that kinda stuff is awful even if the person is attractive

Computer, pull up the image of Rorke's creps.

>>212647425
good afternoon colourblindlad

>>212647422
Me in the sunglasses

>>212647299
Thanks for the geoguessr round mate lol

>>212647438
So this is rorke

>>212647465
SCRANNING

>>212647446
They're barely different you retard

>>212647424
Most kino leftypol video essay: https://youtube.com/watch?v=x2NMj92elEg

Sir Baby Aborter

>>212647477
Oh my dayyyyyssssss

>>212647299
so this is rorke

willard can't get hard with girls

>>212647495
one is white the other is light blue

>>212647495
Quite literally different colours, you have a visual deficiency

There are hour-long analyses of SpongeBob episodes on YouTube

>>212647299
rorke...its 30 degrees outside, yeah?

>>212647496
This is extremely basic shit. Watched a few minutes here and there and he's basically explaining Marxism. It's not really an analysis, too shallow.

imagine if you had a wife and then she cheated on you with a larger more dominant man

>>212647513
>>212647515
They're both blue/lavender

>kino
>video essay

>>212647561
why

>>212647561
ok

>>212647561
impossible considering I am by far the largest and most dominant man in my community

Why is this mong in the unironed shirt offended by my post of all the ones replying. I just attract you retards like moths to a flame

Sir Kebab Squirter

>>212647561
imagine being that footballer who had a ronaldo themed party for his son and it turned out ronaldo used to fuck his wife

>>212647561
mad how this would cause great psychological pain but you couldn't respond with dealing physical pain to your cheating wife. double standards

>>212647465
If I was in charge I would have put a few in labor and sinn fein shirts and jumpers

what's wrong with a button up shirt over a white t shirt then

30C? That’s the homegymtoil skipped until tomorrow morning then

sir small boat welcomer

>>212647655
i have air conditioning in the gym

>>212647664
we didnt ask rorke

Sir Keireplytothispostoryourmotherwilldieinher Sleeper

>>212647655
>30C
my gf's bra haha

Skinny, flipflop wearing, small boat cronem arriving at the beach and tapping Katy

>>212647664
I have everything in a shed and it’s almost 40C in there

>>212647653
nothing it's just bants

>>212647684
HOWL

Want to wank but can't get a boner

>>212647630
>couldnt
Why not?

>>212647671
some /brit/ boys are going to start blogging about how their mums are totally insane now

>>212647653
nothing really, just obviously copped from Next or george

>>212647707
ok what's wrong with next then where should I be shopping

Want to wank but im in my underwear in the back garden and there's neighbours all around

Sir Keir Starmer

>>212647686
ktim I’d just go to a gym if I wasn’t such a runt

what does ktim mean

>>212647702
think about tobys crusty unwashed glasweigan arsehole

Sir Paki Pizza

Tim Fortescue served as a whip in Edward Heath's government from 1970 to 1973
>He claimed he hushed up MPs' scandals to store up 'brownie points'
>He said: 'It might be debt, it might be... a scandal involving small boys'

>>212647741
Kek this is me

>>212647741
(o)ktim(othy)

>>212647741
knackers twisted internally mangled

Waking up at 6am to wash the cars tomorrow before the hosepipe ban inevitably kicks in

>>212647565
No.

>>212647563
>what does this have to do with jesus?
Jesus was a living human right? Made of matter, like all humans. Therefore his body had to obey the laws of physics just like every human body has to.

>>212647766
screaming that you english freaks are banned from using hose pipes when it gets warm

>>212647779
except when he did miracles which is the whole point of a miracle...

having a type 6 mushy poo it horrible lads its like cow pats

mad that /britfeel/ still exists when /brit/ is itself a den of social recluses, degenerates, failures and incels. what's the point of the other generals at this point

>>212647791
Pretty safe in the midlands x

deegs debating religion, classic friday /birt/

>>212647741
Kristos Tengo Intestinos Mecos
it's a catholic saying like ishnallah

>>212647758
thank you
>>212647816
ktim

>>212647816
/brit/ used to be students talking about shagging and drugs but /pol/ mongs and /r9k/ virgins cannot stand themselves so they're here now talking about smelly bedrooms and politics

>>212647816
We've been invaded by those freaks

They should go back to where they came from and stay there

Rorke?

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1752235412250017.webm

>>212647816
/britfeel/ is evil and is full of evil cretins

what does dtfic mean and how do you pronounce it

>>212647816
Too many terminally online depressed british people for just one general. You know what your country's like

just fried some spamberg
going to do a dippy dip in some mustardstein mixed with mayowitz

>>212647845
God it was shit when everyone was a student wasn't it
Some of the unfunniest shite imaginable

Love wearing shorts but hate showing my pale bedroom shut-in incel legs

>>212647861
It's actually so bloody mental how badly I mindraped you

What will you do when 4chan is blocked by Ofcom?

>>212647845
Massive contender for the biggest 190cm post of the year

This Scouse guys walking around my estate saying how rough it is. so I’m actually hard yeah? Don’t fuck with me

>>212647880
and your big pale incel arse

>>212647857
rorke watching this all the way through

>>212647888
you seem upset by something

>>212647922
Do I?

>>212647888
you realise spaino hasn't posted here in months?
why are you still seething with anger at his mere mention? are you okay? are you actually mindraped?

There was a time in the mid 2010s when there were at least 5 threads made by me on /r9k/ at all times

whats your go to number one pick in a tesco meal deal?

>>212647796
Credible evidence of miracles: none.
Likelihood that "miracles" aren't possible: high.

Uh oh stinky

>>212647911
Rorke 'mirin that cage

>>212647895
looks nice from that pic

>>212647936
I frequently run around 2 at a time on int

>>212647299
that shirt has more creases than your obese mother

>>212647936
ok

>>212647906
Saw a bald bloke with a massive arse wearing tight trousers the other day. Was bizarre.

>>212647951
where is your proof there is no credible evidence of miracles
where is your evidence that the likehood of miracles isnt high
i see a lot of beliefs but no proofs. ironic for someone complaining about the lack of proof of god

>>212647816
/brit/ is for failed normies who are at least trying to be normal. /brit/ also attracts trolls unfortunately.

/britfeel/ is for people who don't even want to try to be normal. People on there post humiliation fetish stuff.

if the other disinfectant lover lad is here: I just poured bleach into my toilet, cor

You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

>>212647963
Well it’s not it’s rough and I’m hard so fuck off yeah?

the inevitable canadian "i'm not upset! why do you think i'm upset? i'm not upset i am laughing. you are the one who is upset" melty

>>212647992
Diegs asking anons to prove a negative again

need my black dick sucked

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/86023146/#86023355

Cheeky little 7 years ago.

>>212648043
bizarre post
both by assuming it's me
but also by assuming "proving a negative" is in any way an incorrect thing to do

>>212647987
If there is no credible evidence for a phenomenon then I don't think there is any reason to believe that such a phenomenon can happen.

E.g. leprechauns. Any evidence of leprechauns? No. So it's likely they're just fictional. Any evidence of fire-breathing dragons? No. So they're also likely just fictional.

look at him go lol

only been here 2 years. no clue what you old boomers are harping on about

christian incelism

>>212648049
>31 years old
i was a literal child back then
>>212648069
how is there no ecredible evidence for a phenomenon? where is your evidence for your beliefs?
>E.g. leprechauns. Any evidence of leprechauns? No. So it's likely they're just fictional. Any evidence of fire-breathing dragons? No. So they're also likely just fictional.
what does this have to do with the discussion?

>>212648049
I figure diego is like banksy. Anyone can make a post and claim to be him, and it boosts both the post and the persona.

what was god's plan when he made me wank to trannies last night then

>>212648049
nigga pushing 40

>>212648084
why would you stick around when you've only ever seen it be shit?

>>212648020
>You're in a desert,
No im not
>walking along
No I'm not
>when you look down and see a tortoise.
No i didn't
>It's crawling toward you.
No it isn't
>You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over.
I absolutely did not
But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
Stop lying on the internet

212648095
genuinely 10/10 post
congratulations possibly best post of the day

tek it

Thirty one, he was a fuckin' kid.

>>212647791
it's not an actual ban you tard

>>212648064
Quote was by accident
And it's not possible what you're asking

>>212648142
Yes it is

>>212648148
what isnt possible?

>>212648162
WRONG

had the washing machine on 3 times today

>>212648111
it's completely hypothetical

>>212648099
seconding this

>>212648176
The restrictions mean watering plants, gardens and filling up swimming pools is a no-go - anyone flouting the restrictions can be fined up to £1,000.

The summer selection as it were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAMZzNPXPlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTOJTMm0c_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSzJgMy92L8

>>212648102
Characters from /brit/'s past like Alan, Thailad, Craven, Delumo, Fatcam etc must be getting close to their 50s

>>212648187
Just twice myself

>>212648106
same reason you're here despite it going to shit

>>212648164
Proving that there is no credible evidence of something. That's why we rule not guilty instead of innocent.
You're a shit WUM and always have been.

>>212648207
dont know any of these oldtroon freaks

>>212648207
was delumo the weird tranny one from birmingham or am I getting multiple characters mixed up

>>212648202
not happening though is it
original comment made no sense anyway given that these '''bans''' are imposed everywhere in the UK

picking my nose

>nobody here knows im significantly older than most of them
good feel piggle riggers

>>212648099
It means he wants you to actively fight against your governments oppression of trans people irl. Protesting and sending letters and stuff like that.
Not what I'm saying, just what his plan was.

>>212648187
Get them in
Get them washed
Get them hung
Get them dried
Get them pressed
In that order

>can't prove a negative
How can you know that statement is true?

>>212648252
utterly perplexing post
what do you think the defence is doing in your trial context other than demonstrating an absense of credible evidence? lol

>>212648272
>Trannycase posting when you're nearly at retirement age
Grow up

>>212648207
thought thailad was alan

>>212648091
Credible evidence of miracles: none
Credible evidence of leprechauns: none
Credible evidence of fire-breathing dragons: none

has poley had sex yet

>>212648301
no i seen a leprechaun

You lot are being right freaks today. Where are the toilers to put some sense of normality into /brit/?

business idea: we move the sun to africa

>>212648301
Amount of unevidenced or argued beliefs presented by anonymous: all of them

>>212648301
t. miraculous firebreathing leprechaun dragon

spakis calmed down from his adhd sperg out earlier then

wouldn't mind living in the dwarven realm of moria

For me? It's the correct case. Even though I post on /brit/, it doesn't mean that I have to lose respect for myself and communicate like the rest of the lesser dole scum.

>>212648299
Thailad was an Englishman, Alan was an Algerian rapist

the supposed oldfags never remember /porridge/

>>212648335
Wouldn't mind being and orc and running you through.

>>212648338
I change it up randomly for no reason


Why not?

>>212648340
i do
i remember the grim hovel he lived in and the rank glens voddy he quaffed

i'm one month clean from vtubers
haven't watched a single stream

Not had any all-caps posters in a while.
There used to be a Mexican poster who did that.

>>212648301
>Credible evidence of leprechauns: none
You're literally arguing with one right now

>>212647299
oh for goodness sake rorke

the burden of proof lies with the party making the claim. except with religion because uhh

>>212648370
Bffr there's no way you haven't seen anything the new stuff is so good

Been here since 2018 and cant remember any interesting characters i think if you missed the start of /brit/ you missed the good stuff

>>212648340
Norman Stanley Fletcher

>>212648362
damn.
alri ancient freak

>>212648370
LOL

>>212648393
absolutely
so when someone says "there is no credible evidence of miracles" the burden of proof is on the person making that claim

i understand deegs popping up every friday to do his routine, but i don't understand the lads who try to seriously argue with him every time

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s

>>212648431
mogs me

>>212648319
False

>>212648324
Maybe human knowledge is based on inductive reasoning. I'm not saying leprechauns 100% don't exist. Maybe they do somewhere in the universe. But I don't see a reason to believe they exist unless I see some credible evidence of leprechauns. Same goes for miracles.

>>212648328
Unfortunately not

>>212648380
Perhaps true

>>212648431
it's heathermong samefagging
real dollhouse shit

why would you use ai to make this omds

>>212648448
>Maybe human knowledge is based on inductive reasoning. I'm not saying leprechauns 100% don't exist. Maybe they do somewhere in the universe. But I don't see a reason to believe they exist unless I see some credible evidence of leprechauns. Same goes for miracles.
1. why is all the evidence of miracles presented not credible
2. what is the simlarity in content between leprachauns and miracles
3. what is your argument (as opposed to pure belief) for any of this

>>212648398
zoomers wont even post pictures for fear of being doxxed millenials didnt give a fuck

Desklad, cokemong, cansmong, fentanyl bender, oxford bender, danekike

>>212648462
ifif this was an ai fantasy she would have eaten him whole

my arse cries out for a raping

>>212648493
3 of those are me

>>212648187
still chilling on my bed, only got up for a drink and to use the toilet

who remembers ralpho and juicemong

But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day.

>>212648521
*crawls inside your asshole to eat and replace whatever cock is shoved in there*

>>212648462
>fetish unlocked
Whoohohohohoooooo that’s a whole lotta something I like a lot.

you can tell it's not the real diego because he doesn't have leafs filtered

shagging a bbw arse

feel like a raped bitch

>>212648558
a day is like a thousand years whenever i have to read the shite you post here

>>212648288
They're not doing that though you dullard. They can't reasonably prove that it's impossible to have committed the crime. Their job is to demonstrate that the prosecution's claim lacks weight.

>>212648617
>They can't reasonably prove that it's impossible to have committed the crime.
yes they can and they do lol
>Their job is to demonstrate that the prosecution's claim lacks weight.
you mean that they demonstrate the prosecution lacks credible evidence like i said tou illiterate retard

twerking my PAWB

New
>>212648652
>>212648652
>>212648652

boring boring boring just fuck off you sad that's post something interesting

NEW

>>212648665
>>212648665
>>212648665

>>212648654
>>212648669
both good editions

>>212648471
>1. why is all the evidence of miracles presented not credible
Claims in a book aren't credible evidence. L Ron Hubbard wrote books about Scientology, but let's be honest, those claims are bullshit.
>2. what is the simlarity in content between leprachauns and miracles
They're both potential phenomena in the universe.
>3. what is your argument (as opposed to pure belief) for any of this
I'm not aware of any credible evidence of leprechauns or miracles. Like I said, maybe human knowledge is just based on inductive reasoning. Europeans probably thought all swans were white until they found black swans in Australia. These days we might believe that no swans are naturally bright green in colour, but maybe one day we'll find a population of bright green swans in a remote part of the planet. I think this is probably unlikely (humans have now explored essentially the whole of Earth) but perhaps possible. Maybe we will find them on another planet one day.

>>212648731
>Claims in a book aren't credible evidence
lol so how do you get your knowledge only through your own sense experiences? how does that relate to what you have already said
>They're both potential phenomena in the universe.
how is a miracle a phonmena in the universe
>I'm not aware of any credible evidence of leprechauns or miracles
do you have an argument for this or is it just your belief? and again circular reasoning is not an argument

>>212648651
>demonstrate the prosecution lacks credible evidence
Yeah and that rests entirely on what the prosecution's claim is. Not that that it's impossible to have committed the crime in the first place, thats irrelevant. If you have an alibi of course you can knock the case over but that is not a requirement.
The default position is didn't happen.

>>212648788
yes the default position is on the person making the claim, in the criminal court setting it is the cps putting a person on trial in this thread it is "there is no credible evidence of miracles"

>>212648823
But that's a negative you dickhead. There's no such crime as didn't not kill someone. You can't prosecute someone by saying there's no evidence they didn't kill the victim.

>>212648862
wait a second are you really so retarded as not to realise you can make negative as well as positive claims about things?