Thread 212648652

lumbridge swamp edition

sometimes i forget brit atheists are so utterly retarded that even the idea of an alibi is beyond their measly reasoning abilities

destroyed by facts and logic

Two more hours of freedom before childberg comes back from school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KREdhLcDVe8

Italian girls NEED English men

the chad atheist shagger
the incel christian virgin

>>212648652 (OP)
home

is cobweb spider poo or spider cum?

femboy milking stations

our king has spoken
The verdict is AVOID
I repeat AVOID

poo

just had a wee meet-cute date there in the park. i think that's the term. she was lovely. hope to go on another date on sunday (cant do it tomorrow because it's the 12th and the snouts are out ruining things)

anyway, been a good day so far. love the lovely weather (but the heat is a bit stifling)

>>212648675
would freak my nut if there were a race of 1m tall people scurrying about

why is it that atheists who are most obsessed with "logic" and "reason" are the ones who know and exhibit it the least. when was the last time you met an atheist who even knew what modus tollens is

>>212648709
let me guess, it's woke and goes against traditional abrahamic values.

>>212648709
already know this film is like a 7.3 out of 10 but there's some messaging in there about superman being an "alian" in the political sense. know this purely from see this image you posted.

>>212648709
Does he watch anything at all that isn't a blockbuster slopfest

>>212648747
turns out superman saves a bunch of notarabs from notjews

If God were real he would have gifted Diego some tasteful punani

Please watch Gay Porn.

some bitches so hot i can't even imaginationwank to them

>>212648763
he watched Barbie and was incredulous that it didn't interest him as a 40 year old man

odd fellow

What can I do to make myself have a good productive day?

>>212648798
need to sink my teeth into her flesh

>>212648744
you can learn what modus tollens is in 20 seconds but i've never seen a person actually apply it
people eat something, get sick, and assume they have an allergy or something
or my favourite, they take a drug, get "cured", and think it was the drug

>>212648798
pic unrelated yeah?

>>212648817
missus always complains when i do this to her bubble butt haha but then gets annoyed when i dont do it too. fascinating creatures, women.

>>212648824
er neither of those examples are examples of modus tollens
but i agree people are illogical (and usually those who claim to be logical are the most illogical) if that's your point

>>212648824
everyone on earth applies this shit every day mate lol

>>212648813
Prostitute yourself

>>212648865
>needs chatgpt to explain concepts to him
mong

modus tollens was a norwegian winger who played six games for spurs in the 94/95 season
everyone knows that

>>212648847
They are you just don't see it, because you're dim.

>>212648897
got any evidence of that?

Reform will give us 100 Bank Holidays per year. Rachel Reeves is tinkering with scrapping Bank Holidays altogether.

>when was the last time you met an atheist who even knew what modus tollens is
wonder how many christians know what it is.

>>212648884
not chatgpt and i didnt know what modus tollens is. turns out its the most basic logic known to humans. even other animals use that logic. its basically inherent to sentient beings.

Would love to put black American basketball players in a gladiatorial arena and just unleash waves of Indian and Pakistani men at them in increasingly larger numbers until eventually the pajeets can defeat them. Pure hand to hand combat, no weapons

>>212648910
Reform will increase gdp by cutting the fat like companies being required to give you vacation time or the "nhs".

>>212648917
christians are rarely going on about how "logically" god doesn't exist or "you can't prove a negative" or other 50 iq retardations

>>212648864
sosij?

are there less zoomer men than women? I don't see many zoomer men compared to women outside

>>212648961
All in their smelly bedrooms

>christians are rarely going on about how "logically" god doesn't exist
yeh no shit mate lmao

you lads notice that muslim girls hate muslim lads despite still being muslim

I bet if they found a casual liberal white guy who "converted" to Islam they'd be over the moon.
They're getting a bit aggrieved at the whole honour killing culture though. At least from where I'm standing.

>>212648951
DJT47 wouldn't allow it. He's a British Patriot.

>>212648961
Fewer, not less

>>212648961
The women get insane social approval merely for existing so love being outside. The men are at home on their computers shunned by society

>>212636762
Thoughts?

>>212648983
least autistic atheist

why doesn't god punish me when i say he doesn't exist?

>>212648652 (OP)
Lumbridge wells

chinese girls coming over to fuck bwc and study...

>>212648986
The point of this TikTok was to brag. Nothing else.

>>212648991
Zoomers are largely brown mutt biomass and not a countable noun

>>212649012
>implying your life as it is isnt punishment
lol lmao even

>>212648991
Well said

>>212648709
best movie review I ever saw was some yank seething about that Noah movie with Emma Watson. Called the movie NOT NOAH the entire time and then went on a rant about evolution, evidently that movie said God made evolution

>>212648709
why? did he see a woman or a black guy? lmao

is it true that brits are going to be banned? Its just a threat right, you wont leave me all alone with the rest of them will you? I'll be lonely :(

>>212648813
Start day with a walk and a cold shower and a coffee, commit to avoiding the usual distractions (eg 4chan) until you've got everything done.

>>212648991
you forgetted the full stop lad

>>212648935
exactly. you don't need to know the name. it's common sense.

>>212649056
sorry matey, but sir poo barmer says no more 4chan

Sat in 30 degree sun eating ice cream proper warm init

>>212649080
What flavour?

>>212649059
trust a fartsniffer like diego to treat it as esoteric

>>212649056
Brits, uh, find a way

>>212649036
was expecting a lightning bolt or something

Absolutely creasing about the retarded argentinian-polish-jew that can't even program a working fizzbuzz in C

>>212649092
Choclit

>>212649080
ktim in 30 mins

ate something with a dirty spoon that's been sitting for a month and whatever was on it was flaking off and I feel ill now

picturing myself diving tongue first into her sandy arsehole

>>212649096
no i didn't lmao
i think it's very basic
my point is that the average atheist is so utterly retarded that even the most basic logical ideas like "proving a negative" are beyond them

it’s hot outside
thirdie weather

I haven't had junk food all week but I know if I leave my house today I'm going to come back with crisps, chocolate biscuits, and shitloads more junk food please advise

>>212649119
why would you do that

Hot off the press

>>212649123
Prove your mum didn't have anal sex with a giant squid in the steaming hot summer of 1992

Mental that 8GB GPUs are still a thing

>>212649173
>37
>children 0
what's the catch?
>divorced twice
oh there it is

>>212649171
because to wash it I'd have to leave my desk

>>212649180
>mum did you have anal sex with a giant squid in the hot summer of 1992
>no
job done
spazmoid

mad how when i was growing up all the old people kept their teeth in jars

>>212649142
What do you eat? Eggs and salad?

>>212649204
you fucking mong. its AI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M8drMd1tzs

KERMODE REVIEWS SUPERMAN

melty

cherishing every single brit post before you all get banned by your boat loving overlord

You'd think there'd be more people called Gunderson since it's such a cool name, like a portmanteau of gun and thunder and a viking name like Eriksson. But the only Gundersons I can think of are the woman cop off Fargo (the film) and the cattle rancher in Fallout New Vegas.

>>212649227
We didn't have the tooth fairy when we lost a tooth our mom would put it into the soup pot and it would be lucky soup whoever got the tooth in their bowl was lucky

>>212649173
>religious pracitising man
Rorke fist pumping the air

>>212649214
I put it to you that shes lying. Prove she's not lying.

>>212649227
i still have a little pot of my milk teeth

>>212649230
Impossible

Imagine how ugly Diego's mother is LOL

hinge-based proto gf just done me up like a kipper and sent me flying

>>212649258
>ree you have to prove my claim
state of you, moron.

>>212649230
That's the latest cope then, yeah?

>>212649269
ok boomer

>>212649299
PHWOARRRRR

>>212649299
sylheti
never heard of that

>>212649290
Right well your defence is bollocks so we'll assume your mum did shag a giant squid

>>212649321
how is my defence bollocks?

>>212649299
How many hours a day do you spend making these fake dating pics to spam here for a crumb of attention?

>>212649299
box top left is fucked

>>212649321
how else do you think diego was born

>>212649246
it probably comes from gunther son and gunther is a wacky name

>>212649029
yeah?

i'd like to shag an elf

>>212649237
This films sounds like a mess

PARB (phat assed rorke boy)

>>212649346
omds he actually is making these himself. fucking hell what a sad act

>>212649346
It's only around 30 seconds to do each manually, a low investment high return gimmick

I'm a Capricorn so I don't like talking about myself, you see our attributes are humility and discipline.

right that's deegs filtered can't be doing with the same old shit and the same mongs entertaining him

>>212649394
Heathermong is a creature beyond disrepute
He is probably the most mentally ill freak on this website

>>212649394
how are you so thick as to reverse image search which is shite instead of going on the @ in the image lmao

>>212649394
no mate, go on the tiktok

They're normal images passed through an attractiveness filter (which uses AI). This is how you avoid typical AI spacial inconsistencies like lines not matching up in the background / textures getting fucked up etc. The rooms exist, the gardens exist, actual people did at one time stand in those rooms and gardens but the people in the images don't exist insofar as what you are seeing regarding their face + body isn't them and doesn't exist in reality.

>>212648954
MINCE

>>212649410
>>212649417

>>212649410
atheists cant handle the truth

Any /sylheti/ man in?

>>212649418
Screaming

>>212649418
dont care enough to do more than do 2 clicks on my mouse. seems like you do though, gimpboy

>>212649437
but women use all those ai filters anyway

>>212649462
no i didnt go to the @ i just used a thing you struggle with called reason

>>212649346
>>212649394
Why do you think they are fake?

>>212649492
'sure'

/BRIT/ BROS

CAN YOU COME TO THIS THREAD AND SAY HELLO AND SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT MÉXICO?

>>212649424

>>212649424

>>212649424

THANKS IN ADVANCE

>>212649359
Gunther is even better. Gun panther.

>>212649505
dont post in ai threads sorry loserboi

carry fucking diego

>>212649500
he's posted others that are obviously AI (fucked up body parts and illegible writing)

>>212649445
Heathermong has you on the ropes, I'm not him

diego has to sit on a booster seat when driving

>>212649550
poo roaring

>>212649540
You're going to kill yourself in two weeks lmfao

Is this marriage app just for muslims then?
or can a white shagger join?

>>212649563
only muslims are dumb enough to pay for it

>>212649563
They're just matchmakers rather than an app. They occasionally pop up on my social media.

>>212649505
there's new panty and stocking?

hmm this fat ugly lady on bumble has written the word cute all over her face in tiny letters she must actually be cute then i suppose

The photos are AI to preserve the anonymity of the matchmakers client. It's just representative. The profiles are real though.

feel like fucking SHIT with this summer cold
supposed to be playing squash tonight but think it might kill me

screaming and pooing

getting all hot and sweaty in my incelflat and this is NOT okay

>>212649635
have a wank x

raping my arse with a fruit pastille lolly

so it's gone from it's all ai to the profiles are real the photos are real but they are in a filter to make them look better f

>>212649230
I knew that lawn was too good to be true.

Uh, me and my niggas tryna get it, ya bish (Ya bish, ya bish)
Hit the house lick, tell me, is you with it, ya bish? (Ya bish, ya bish)
Home invasion was persuasive (Was persuasive, was persuasive)
From nine to five, I know it's vacant, ya bish (Ya bish, ya bish)

always have good convos on bumble and tinder but when it comes to actually asking her out I get anxious and end up ghosting her
doesn't help that the few times I actually have managed it they just kept rebooking and we ended up ghosting anyway
how do normies do it

>>212648652 (OP)
Is that Runescape? Never got very far in that game, I mainly remember learning how to cook over a fire in the starting zone.

got the late 90s ambient drum and bass on

>>212649173
Another totally real woman

>>212649605
i think thats a filter they use
not been on dating apps for a year or two but it was inundated with pictures of daft bints covered in cute
a colleague (male) showed me his dating profile and he had one of those stupid photos with his daft face through a heavy filter that left him almost unrecognisable and covered in "cute"

had a lewd peach earlier

>>212649643
already did that a couple hours ago made no difference to my plight if anything made it worse

www.figgie.com
anyone want to play?

>>212649299
Well said

A haircut paid.
A breeze enjoyed.
A clue gained.

Have it on good authority those pics the Belgian posts of black goblins with identical-looking blonde women outside the Gherkin are 100% real

>>212649739
Fancy a 2-3 hour long puzzle instead?

>>212649739
I'll play just post this again in an hour

>>212649758
yeah my cousin lives in London and he swears he's seen them

French doors

>>212649758
Well what else could they be but real? We don't have pure satire in this thread, all posts are 100% serious and are to be interpreted as stated.

>>212649299
>Never married/Never had a relationship/Dropped out of high school
will she want a man that's the same

>>212649780
they look quite womfy

>>212649752
French Crop?

>>212649790
Thanks x

>>212649790
not really in the mood right now, but we can another time

>>212649827
short back and sides trim on top

bizarre gimmick
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22french%20doors%22/country/gb/

>>212649780
Rorke's creps

GOALS

wew

The photos are AI to preserve the anonymity of the Gherkin Club members. It's just representative. The scenarios are real though.

>>212649841
the incel special

>>212649849
it takes me 31 minutes to do a 5k...

>>212649833
I'm 5'7 though but recently recplacing the hatred with love

>>212649852
And definitely 18? Corr

>>212649852
Gingers often have them faces where you can't tell if they're 13 or 30

>>212649852
How old is this slag

>>212649893
15 or 30 would have been a more aesthetic wording, considering the tennis context and indeed the score as displayed

something for you to reflect on

I haven't paid for a haircut ever. I always do it myself and enjoy giving myself weird hair cuts from time to time. Makes no sense to pay money for such a quick and simple task

no idea what im going to do when 4chans banned
take up reading i suppose

anyone want to do a jigsaw puzzle?

>>212649929
I was going for alliteration obviously

Think I'm going to microwave some leftover pizza. But what to put on it?
Odds melted garlic butter
Evens chilli oil
Dubs both
Trips no pizza
Quads chutney

>>212649929
done him

met police releasing a lot of videos catching phone snatchers

>>212649937
you live in backwater bushland where nobody cares what you look like
we live in hyper classist society where you're judged on every facet of how you look and how you speak

>>212649956
We used to be a real country

>>212649939
you'll just go to the replacement website that everyone else will also go to

>>212649780
when i had an office IT job all the blokes would wear creps like these, and fleeces, and some of them had goatees

>>212649963
Why do they wear blue surgical gloves?

>>212649994
whats the replacement website?

Is there a 5chan

>>212649983
I have the heart of a punk, I couldn't give less of a shit if some fanny thinks my hair cut is minging. My body, my rules

>>212649929
13 going on 30 is a famous movie

>>212650015
kino as it were

again, cringey new zealander posts
probably the same poster from the other day

>>212649929
Quite a big difference between peak breeding age and hitting the wall, no?

>>212650020
case they have to search up his bum for stolen phones

>>212650024
yeah
5ch.net
hope you know japanese

>>212650022
4chan.org/int

>>212648892
Excellent post

>>212650049
yes its me. again, dont care what you think and its pointless for you to voice your objections to my contributions. I live to be cringey, a free spirit as it were

>>212648953
You can't though, simple as
Won't be replying to you any further as it's not up for debate

>>212650020
Probably because someone could mug them off and put some dog shit in their pocket before they get searched

>movie

foy

>>212650094
sincerely hope you're being ironic

>>212650025
Good lad. I'm the same. Takes me ages though and last time the clippers stopped working properly after I'd done half my head, cutting it from shoulder length down to like a number 3. Panic stations lol
Thought I was going to have to wear a hat to the barbers but I persevered and got it done.

>>212650117
I'm not, I am free of the fears that chain you

>>212650031
they were the cringiest men i've ever met and would sit around doing impressions of family guy characters but they seemed happy and many of them were married so who am i to criticise

blud is 65!

Kiwilad is very sensitive to criticism
Could probably mould him into any type of poster that pleases you

>>212650065
Any cop tries to stick his fingers up my bum for drugs I'll do time for a real crime.

literally how is that legal

Twerking my fat arse for BBC

>>212649173
>want a religious muslim spouse
>cleavage

what are these bhenchods thinking

>>212649963
Link?

no one wants to do a jigsaw puzzle? could always make it a sexy woman lads

>>212650219
its AI you thick boomer lol

>>212650217
??

>>212650126
i've had this happen too, just wore a hat to the shops and brought another shaver. It's really good to have a smaller one and a bigger one, smaller ones are great around the ears and what not

>>212649707
If you just banter on tinder you still aren't a real person, just a tinder match. It's fine to ghost a tinder match and its rare women will meet up from that. Normal women anyway. It's actually considered a red flag to agree to meet from tinder convos, like only sluts and psychos might do that.

You need to humanise the process. The aim of convos with a match is to get to the next level, which is talk on the phone or do a video call. That takes it off the app. If there is chemistry when you talk then you agree to meet in person. Now you are on whatsapp and message to agree a time and place to meet up. Because you have had convos to get to know them, you have spoken to each other and had enough chemistry to talk, and are messaging on whatsapp (or maybe snapchat if you are a zoom) then you are a real person to each other.
You would now feel bad to cancel or rebook, and so would she. Ghosting would now be rude and break social convention.

>>212650251
>>212650176
Would

hungover at work, is there any worse feeling

>>212650207
>burn the rulebook
>b-but that's against the rules!!
>what rules?
Checkmate law dog

>>212650220
https://youtu.be/JSiSfZIx92k

>>212650268
get a line up you

>>212650251
mad how this is cringier than anything david brent did lol

>>212649849
>raise money for charity
Only animal related ones

>>212650251
How big is his nob? There’s no way that bulge is real

>>212650265
??

pure satire

*dives into /brit/*

gf thought it was weird that i described my friend as having “big dick energy”, she’s now expressing genuine concern that i may be gay, what the fuck is wrong with women?

>>212650147
the devil has given him superhuman gifts

rorke's da taken unwell at wimbledon

>>212650413
Quiet, yank.

>>212650413
Should be more concerned about you being a twat

do any of you runts actually find ruby granger fit

>>212650413
>i described my friend as having “big dick energy”
that is very gay

zoomers are doomed

>>212650517
She's clearly quite fit mate come on

>>212650527
no hammer
fist use fist

夕食はゲイポーンバーガーです

>>212650527
He's not faking that for the video at all, no possible way could that be happening.

>>212650543
Sent the continentals packing

>>212650575
he looks pretty drunk

>>212650527
you are low IQ. Its obviously a street scam where they gave him a hammer that has been tampered with. Sod off

>>212650527
definitely fake you can see he's highly intelligent

Love how /gif/ has constant WMAF, WMBF and WMIF threads

>>212650527
Is he Asian

going to stop using 4chan (and the internet in general) and start pretending it's the 1910s (pre WW1)

>>212650606
race obsessed rorke freaks

The next age is doomed. It's all going to be fake chinese Tiktok shite and AI being faked with gullible third worlders thinking it's real. That's all the world is dissolving into, the legacy of mankind.

>>212650612
It's a long way to Tipperary, lad.

going to spend £800 on japanese comic books

>>212650628
humans have always been gullible.

mad the empire we spent 500 years slowly building piece by piece blew up in like 30 years. now we have nothing

>>212650527
he's hot tho

>>212650599
nah the person operating the challenge or whatever has just done it thousands of times, look how many nail holes are in that piece of wood

need to start getting out more but idk what to do

>>212650668
peculiar looking woman is r ella

>>212650668
too many weirdo ugly women are famous now this is what happens when all the whores go straight to porn and big Harv is locked up in a dungeon for "raping" the willing

Remember sitting in the living room three weeks ago telling myself I need to get my life sorted and I'm here weeks later without any progress at all, it feels like time didn't even pass

might get steaming again tonight

woke up in an absolutely devastating soulcrushing mood then slept for some more and woke up in a tolerable mood

>>212650527
The block keeps moving at the last second that's why he's not landing it's a common trick

>>212650668
Bender

>>212650713
that's just a buccal fat removal / fillers compilation, most of them were fit before they bogged themselves
can't fucking believe how much miley has messed her face up

watching ruby granger and having a pity party about how I didn't get into Oxford
she was also rejected but she got to reapply whereas my parents said I couldn't take a gap year without getting a job and paying them £250 per week in rent

might rape my arse again tonight

>>212650713
Trying to make them look more Jewish

>>212650687
no, the hammer is literally slipping off, i'd put money on the hammer head being convex. Easy scam

>>212650731
When'd you last get steaming lad?

omdz rorke get off the roof

>>212650777
1997

Get the buccal fat removed

spanish tennis players

>>212650759
>>212650713
not bloody right

I managed to lose my hammer in my own home

>>212650795
Ktim on starvetoil leaner every day

>>212649881
midge

Get the vegan diet adopted

>>212650731
Had 3 pints last night and tempted to drink again today

>>212650777
yesterday night

>>212648652 (OP)
>>212648652 (OP)
VERY based thread

>>212650770
youre giving that cunt that looks drunk or fucked up on something far too much credit, they do it in parts of south east asia too. most people need practice to hit the nail on the head good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3iuHNfo39U

>>212650713
it's because what passes for experts in the modelling and fashion spheres are almost exclusively gay men. you're looking at a gay man's idea of what an attracive woman is. it's like a song contest with a panel of deaf judges.

have you ever been this obsessed with a woman lads
My friend (a semi gigachad) once said a girl loved him so much she always kissed his feet and rimmed him and all sorts of depraved nonsense.
Oh to be a semi gigachad.

>>212650924
She got some big ass fucking man feet

BIG fan of Austrians in the 1930s

sir semi gigachad

>>212650924
meanwhile she tek quicktap at hyde park

Two poologs deposited into toiletberg

>>212650110
wut?

>>212650924
thats not a woman that loves her man, thats a woman that hates herself. kissing someones feet and licking their arsehole isnt an expression of love or admiration, its wanting to degrade yourself, or put yourself below someone else. the silly slag just told your friend she loved him so much because she was too ashamed to say what she really wanted.

>>212650980
name ONE

>>212650924
my only interaction with women has been having crushes on them without knowing anything about their actual personalities, thoughts or opinions because I'm too afraid to speak to them

whenever I see someone I'm jealous of they always seem to be taking some kind of anxiety meds. are the meds that powerful? do they really turn you into a semi gigachad?

>>212648665
>>212648665

>>212650995
oh mr agony aunt over here
she loved him you bhenchod
get over it

>>212650984
why do you pretend to smoke weed