William the Conqueror edition

there is a theory that rorke has had sex

https://jiggie.fun/AmQckJ

time for a jigsaw puzzle methinks lads, get in here

Remember fancying girls when I was younger and thinking they were all cool and sophisticated and then stalking them on Facebook and discovering they were probably 90IQ

>>212651057
lawd have mercy

>>212651070
Halo Effect.Classic

>>212651051
More plausible than the shit Diego believes in

>>212651050
if she bloody loved him, she wouldnt be kissing his feet and licking his arsehole mate, she would've done something nice, wouldnt have been fulfilling her own bloody disgusting fantasies now would she? did she kiss his feet and lick his arsehole because it was something she knew he wanted? or was it a way for her to put herself before him, beneath him infact, and feel inferior? that's something women like to do mate

>>212651057
mobile baton relieving unit

>>212651108
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212651067
more like jigWOKE

>>212651138
what on earth did you do to get banned from a jigsaw website mate

The lads

>>212651138
um more like jignonce

thingken about sea cucumbers

>>212651162
prefer not to say!

>>212651191
do you want to see mine

>>212649963
Rorke unmasked

>>212651211
..yh

>>212651211
yes lad show us your arse and balls its 27 degrees and im horny as fuck id fuck an ants nest

was that a ponyberg outside of /mlp/srael

>>212651168
>55p
They'd be a fiver now because of woke

Just seen a willy

literally impossible to browse 4chan with 4chanx, how the fuck are you lot doing it

>>212651168
Grow up

the only time my foreskin is fully retracted is when I'm washing it

NOT gay but come on cocks can be quite nice can't they

>>212651168
haven't seen a chomp in ages. world's gone to the dogs

Rorke telling his mum he can't pause it it's an online match

>>212651283
same got semi phimosis

>>212651268
???
how can you browse WITHOUT it?

Sir Semi Phimosis

>>212651268
With or without? Can't imagine browsing without it's a fucking shambles

>>212651268
Are you retarded?

have full phimosis me

>>212651410
you the one with the weird hair sticking out?

going for a curry and ordering a meat phimosa as a starter, ruining the evening for everyone

Still screeching at rorkes drip

>>212651478
frfr
undershirts are questionable at the best of time
to wear it in 30 degress
man is shook lmao

>>212651478
why

This is actually based

>>212651494
Heathermong is lonely and needs attention

>>212651323
>>212651339
I meant WITHOUT it x, chrome has removed it from the store now so it doesnt work

this is the first belgian post i've seen in 4 months and im not liking it

The Swan and Racist

you lads reckon blokes with phimosis feel more pleasure in bed

is there anything on planet earth more beautiful than black people twerking

>>212651168
Picnic for me
The thinking mans choc

Je suis Rorque

/brit/ hella zesty rn

Je suis Charlie Bigham's

>>212651057
if she's my Uber driver, why is she in the passenger seat?

>>212651555
sybau 190

>>212651520
>chrome
There's your problem

>>212651505
indian bloke i work with is extremely right wing and racist

going to do a big old clear out i reckon. Like that little Asian lass who had that TV show. Go proper minimalist

might die of heat stroke

>>212651520
Use Firefox you utter spack

>>212651168
RIP topic.
and yet they kept double deckers. world's gone to hell in a handbasket.

>>212651637
just drink water

mental we're getting our own version of this

Just realised all the early Pokemon series episodes are on the official youtube channel

https://youtu.be/z3hMX65Khtg

Comfy, might relive my childhood

>>212651637
smother yourself in shit
it blocks out the heat

>>212651653
>>212651580
Don't think so, I'm of the opinion firefox is the linux of the browser world, literally no point for a home user to use it unless he's a computer incel who enjoys making things as complicated as possible for no logical reason

>>212651678
Grow up

>>212651561
When they came out they were like £7.50 and I'd pick them up in the reduced bit
Now they're so dear they're more than that in reduced
Thanks Keir

>>212651678
incel alarm going mental at this post

life starts at 33

>>212651711
*smashes your rorke fucking head in*
how that's of a cost of living crisis RUNT

>>212651697
Mate I switched from Firefox to Chrome and there's barely a difference to your average user

>>212651672
large swathes of America are rightful Mexican clay tbqh

won a regional pokemon championship in 2022 ama

just sent some old war footage i had digitized to a beebs reporter that was there and he replied :)

>>212651741
Still can't really fathom how he was so bad at this or why they thought it would be a good idea

>>212651619
corrrr I'd dip my naan in her curry if you know wor I mean

>>212651766
alri werster

>>212651741
sent that freaking punching bug flying

>>212651619
honestly probably one of the fittest women i've ever seen

Galaxies sometimes collide (pic related). Our own galaxy is predicted to collide with another galaxy (Andromeda), about 4.5 billion years from now. When that collision happens, our solar system could be flung out of both galaxies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda%E2%80%93Milky_Way_collision

haven't watched this show in ages

>>212651785
so utterly cringe

>>212651721
you're literally an incel lad your incel alarm must be buzzing non stop

>>212651800
More like Doctor Where hahahaha

Protestants are going to give themselves lung cancer tonight just to own the Catholics over a battle that happened 335 years ago

Yeah mate no one who's ever shagged has ever watched Pokemon
Hate this cunt

>>212651818
pipe down

>>212651743
Ill give it a go x

>>212651833
Pokemon was mainstream af if anything it is THE shagger's anime

>>212651478
>the unironed shirt
>the undershirt in 30 degrees
>those trousers
>the gimpy little tote bag
>brown leather watch strap (deffo not a rolex)
Honestly I'm glad the creps aren't in frame... for his own good

>Light cool bonfires all the time, nobody cares
>Light one with immies on it
>"Um no because asbestos or something"
Would genuinely respect leftypol freaks a lot more if they were just honest

>>212651831
God is unironically protestant and will carry the absestos wind to the nearest catholic neighbourhood

>>212651818
album recommendations?

>30 degrees
Where do you lads live, Gibraltar?

>>212651864
Post what you're wearing then

bollocks are giving me grief

>>212651893
it's called the south east you northern ape

still dizzy from that indian punani being spammed on twitter rn, goddamn what a fittie x

Genuinely the fit ones do make me temporarily less racist

>>212651168

>>212651925
then stop being racist x

>>212651940
There just aren't that many fit ones sadly

>>212651927
>not liking Flake
You're not human

hi my names spencer and im gay as fuck i take big cocks up my arse for breakfast lunch and dinner and for dessert i go to soho in my hot air balloon and suck off every chinaman i can find

>>212651884
julia casabalancas julia goes to heaven

the gay bf panics at everything but is instantly neutralised when I kiss his temple
wish the girl gfs were like this

Rorke not even plating up his microwave curry. Just eating it straight from the plastic slop bucket

>>212651961
Yes we know diego you don't have to tell us

>>212651961
bvlog on

>>212651764
not really

>>212651961
Alright spence

>>212651960
tbf I should've made an allowance for flake as they are a necessity on an ice cream
but as a regular chocolate for a snack or a treat after din dins? no chance

>>212652001
he’s right though

Next UK election isn't til 2029, honestly not sure I see Reform maintaining momentum til then.

Spencer /brit/poster sex arse

>>212652023
not really

>>212648665 (OP)
>Rejected by all 3 positions I applied for
>Yet they have someone in the store who is a alcoholic and stoner

I am truly worthless

>Honestly I'm glad the creps aren't in frame... for his own good
Howling

got 28 flies on my flie catching strip

>>212652041
Imagine how wogged we'll be by then though

>>212651895
I'm sat in my smeggy bedroom in my pants

birmingham nightlife

>>212652041
Not unusual for elections to happen early

>Rorke's drip

really want angela rayner to make me eat her musky unwashed arsehole before brutally pegging me while I’m in chastity then pissing down my throat desu

>>212651799
Massive news for my bollocks

>>212652122
Name one time in the last 5 years that’s happened

bbq and beer toil with matebergs later tonight

mad how this view is from one of america's worst towns and it still absolutely mogs anything you'll find in england
god I wish I were a yank so much lads

>>212651697
Okay enjoy being a retard lmfao

>>212652144
September 15th, 2023

>>212652165
What's good about that view, exactly?

>>212652122
Only time that happens is when the governing party is still slightly in the lead and wants to get in before they fall further.
Obviously Keir's not calling it now.

>>212652130
based tuppencemuncher

ngl im in good shape for my age but still feel fucking fat sometimes

>>212652159
tempted to go to the nice pub near me that's half a restaurant and get some pints and something nice to eat but it'll be packed

>>212652185
Doesn’t count

>>212652203
if a /brit/poster had stage 4 cancer and his make a wish was to see a picture of you would you accept?

There is almost no point to applying for jobs

>>212652203
Put down the Bigham's

>>212652159
>>212652207
oh wow neurotypicals congratulations u have reaosns to leave the house
wow well done

>>212652207
going to a pub by yourself on a weekend evening is beyond pathetic

angela rayner looks like chucky the killer doll

>>212652069

>>212652199
That is not the only reason that an election may be called early

Always thought it was Charlie Bingham's haha one of them Malteaser effects innit

>>212652186
It has a kino waterfall

>>212652165
People on both sides of the Atlantic are absolutely in denial about how hard they mog us now

>>212652228
no

Bridget Phillipson is the beautifulest empee by far

alri

>>212652256
What's kino about that?

>>212651927
God you're actually such a bender lmao
Imagine liking fruit and nut (no prizes for guessing why you're attracted to that) but not liking chomp or fudge

>>212652247
Yes, it is.

Diego is well on his way to a 10/10 today

Absolutely love eating fannard, me
Got to make that happen again one of these days

Sven GORAN Ericsson

>>212652282
Chomp is mediocre, not bad, just average
Fudge is grim

>>212651927
Not sure how you can like fruit & nut but not picnic

3 zyns up the arse

fucking mechanics hate em

>Diego is well on his way to a 10/10 today

just wanked to my character when i made her on the cyberpunk creation screen

>>212651067
Are you alive? Never seen such poor progress in my life

>>212652297
bless you

>>212652234
not everyone is a friendless incel like you mate, stop assuming things

my temp sensors are showing 35C outside
FUAAARKKKK

>>212652320
...bruh

>>212652281
Looks nice

>>212652240
I am seriously contemplating just giving up and being a neet all my life

>>212652288
Nope, feel free to use your brain x

>>212652319
looks like that scottish comedian

>>212652312
Fruit & Nut is a pretty chilled out bar. Simple and indifferent as to whether you want it or not.
Picnics are too try-hard. Neither as laidback as regular F&N nor as cool as the superior Starbar

>>212652310
Battyboy.......

>>212652325
oh christ i got distracted let me get back to the peas yeah

>>212652320
almost done this as well

Will be seeing the exgfstein in November
Got until then to sort out my squalid appearance

deigo this, rorke that. You cunts are really this starved for a new lolcow

honestly from these videos i'd def try birmingham's nightlife if i ever visited there

>>212652334
yeh obviously. im not - but you definitely are. Absolutely correct assumption

>>212652354
Hardeep E. coli

What's the matter, Heatherchad?

You've barely posted your pure satire...

>>212652341
Does it? Looks a mess really, cramped
Especially with that ugly bridge over it

>>212652379
Nah we’ve got you

>>212652393
posted it again award

https://youtu.be/DK0WDolJ6vc?si=e4-q9yfeeU_tRSjB

>>212652388
Why are you so angry at me?

For me it’s the Reese’s Nutrageous bar (king size, naturally)

Pure satire

>>212652399
FOY

>>212652407
i hate incels

>>212652165
Genuinely looks like dogshit

>>212652404

I play Minecraft as the default girl

>>212652422
Fucking freak with impotent rage

>>212652418
Would not mind a go on those halal baps CORRRRRR

>>212652263
What makes you say that? And I'm pretty sure that Americans know they live in a better country these days. Even the quares who talk about moving to Europe for a better life baulk at the idea of living in the UK

>fruit and nut
um

>>212652418
>practicing + strict

>>212652440
t. your doctor writing his assessment form about you

>>212652430
you spend hours every day larping as some gay investigator on this general its just sad

spacker on a work placement thing got friendly with the poof in work and they got nicknamed fruit and nut
hrberg were not amused

went back on Minecraft a year ago out of curiosity and my character was brown

Corr, Dairy Milk King Size, now THAT was a chocolate bar
Of course the woke mob cancelled it for being too unhealthy

@>>212652432

You can be the 2nd coming of Christ walk on water and turn water into wine but they won't hire you because they only have the position open so they can avoid taxes

>>212652462
Keep seething you fucking freak

>>212652468

>>212652468
shit like this makes me so glad I tried hard in school lmfao

Vivaldi on the hi-fi
Diego and the /brit/ gang on the 180 inch telly
Duvel on the go
Can life get any better can it huh can it get any better

>>212652469
Brown girl with yellow clothes? That happened to me. Don't mind them adding new skins but literally changing you into a blackie is not on

tried those tony's chocolonely bars and they taste like ass in a bad way

>>212652467
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

right after searching for games to play for ages I played this. Bit of a weird one, idk

>>212652493
thank you i will

>>212652496
Utterly bizarre comment
Can only conclude it came from a larping neet

>>212652468
bloke at my work got binned because every time his manager's name, Seema, was mentioned he'd reflexively say 'Seema balls'

>>212652418
>Never married/Never had a
relationship
ktim

>>212652515
The slavery gives it flavor

Incels must be culled before they go on a killing spree at a nearby primary school (after which they blow their worthless brains out)

https://jiggie.fun/AmQckJ

doing a jigsaw puzzle lads get in here

>>212652516
He's got a point like, every time I see you posting here you're trying to provoke someone

>>212652515
No they don't, they're good

>>212652516
Is he wrong?

>>212652553
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

not a fan of tennis but I reckon I'd have got into it more if I were a foreigner
wimbledon just seems so fucking gay with all the middle class tarq mums who hate sport but just want to do what they think makes them look cultured
fucking twats

any wretched little urchin in?

>>212652544
>t. least misandric Guardian writer

i feel like a fucking being turned on by shit like >>212651057

she literally doing a baboon dance and my penis is hard

>>212652577
>>212652493

>>212652567
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

>>212651229
lmao candid creep guy caught a crime, wonder if he did anything

>>212652577
You sound more gay for seething

>>212652577
I don't bother with it much any more but those Federer-Nadal finals were literally peak sport

>>212652577
project on you utter weirdo

>>212652591
Just don't see any purpose to your life
Neither does your single mother (who I could shag)

Keira Knightley nostalgia wank

>>212652586
funny how urchin means hedgehog
never saw a chav in a hedge before

>>212652624
how is it a made up scenario

There's more to life than fucks you know
But not much more

>>212652638
1st potc

>>212652638
should wank to that film she gets her tits out when she was 15

Scottish banknotes are unusual, first because they are issued by retail banks, not government central banks, and second, because they are not legal tender anywhere in the United Kingdom. Scottish bank notes are not legal tender even in Scotland

>>212652628
I am gay (only a top and more for being sucked off or wanked off by a twink whom I could beat up than for bum sex)

>>212652653
It's fictional, imaginary, not real, doesn't happen, etc.

>>212652662
Let's play it safe and say the second movie

Thora Birch American Beauty

giving the proverbial poo an idiomatic wank

>>212652697
heuristics: the post

>>212652672
any hobbies?

another dtfic passive aggressive girly meltdown is it

Guaranteed DTFIC menty B when you remind him nobody likes him here

huebert mentioned

wanking a cock with my arse

>>212652724
he's such a queen xx

>menty

Mental how badly I mindraped them

how do i chat in the jigsaw

>>212652735
There but for the grace of God go I

>>212652725
no one likes you either lets be honest

>>212652524
I mean because I have a real job you need a degree for rather than one where the jobcentre send retards on work experience

Doing push ups in the sun, nude, while listening to the Horst Wessel Lied.

Hail the Sky Father!
Cara al sol!

>>212652722
snooker, football and visiting mediaeval churches/cathedrals

>>212652674

mindraped him so badly he's still talking about me

>>212652758
just press enter

>>212652772
Work experience isn't just a job centre thing you mong

why do they call him heathermong again? there's no place called heather

>>212652781
utterly bizarerpost

loads of protestants out and about waiting to light their cheeky bonfires

>>212652770
I’m not heathermong or whatever random dollhouse character you freaks are obsessed with on any given day

>>212652814
didnt say you were

my youtube recommendations are fucked

Two elderly residents have died after a stolen BMW which was being pursued by police crashed into a care home in Sunderland.

A woman in her 90s and a woman in her 80s died after a blue BMW collided with the Highcliffe Care Home on Whitchurch Road in Witherwack, causing structural damage, at 9.40pm on Wednesday.

The car had been reported stolen from an address in the Fenham area of Newcastle 15 minutes earlier and police were authorised to pursue the vehicle.

On Friday morning, Northumbria Police said: “Sadly, two care home residents – a woman in her 90s and a woman in her 80s – passed away yesterday.

“The next of kin for both women have been notified and are being supported by specially-trained officers.

“Following this sad update, the investigation will now also consider whether the collision contributed to their deaths.”

Two 21-year-olds who had previously been questioned were re-arrested on suspicion of manslaughter following the deaths.

Both were originally arrested on suspicion of theft of a motor vehicle, while one was also arrested on suspicion of dangerous driving.

They remain in police custody.

drinking one of these

i like Fritz's tennis racket

>>212652782
new snooker/pool just opened near me if you fancy it

>>212652874
UM

>>212652858
penalty 2 years in prison, out in 7 months i reckon

>>212652860
how is it

>>212652860
the gf likes these

>>212652874
timmy luv picking lice outta dat nappy hair n eatin it

>>212652860
need at least 3 of those titchy cans just to feel tipsy

chinese massage place opened like 50m from my flat
wonder if it’s one of those ones they grease up your knob and wank you off for extra

>>212652903
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212652894
tastes like lemonade. bit pissed .

>>212652911
thats not the flex you think it is

prison sentences should be based on how many years you take from someone's life

based on life expectancy

if you kill a 10 year old, it's 65 years in jail
if you kill a 70 year old, you get 5

you can kill anyone over 75 and only 6 months as a default

>>212652937
it's 6% lol how many have you had, 10?

-2 are out

Would quite like to cum in a black lass' afro, not really sure why

Taylor Fritz sounds like a law firm

>>212652958
half of one

>>212652878
lick me willard

>>212652860
how do they keep the cans at -196C? doesnt drinking it at thet temperature harm the body?

none of you lads are muslim, right? thought i might post a drawing of mohammed i did earlier

>talk to family about job hunt
>Say its like watching paint dry
>I say most jobs you will online are fake
>You can't apply in person
>You can't check on the process
>You just know you will be rejected anyway

>>212652418
>Education: dropped out of school
>work: dental nurse
???!!!

>>212652969
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212653015
I am muslamically inclined

>>212653018
that's why you need to network and get a job through knowing someone at the company
they'll get a bonus for referrall too

>>212653015
i am

>>212653001
says right on the can you mong

>>212653038
>>212652935
schizo

>>212653060
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>>212653015
Go for it pal

spoiling dinner by eating a bunch of chocolates?
me thinks daddy earned a treat

NEW

>>212653078
>>212653078
>>212653078

This nasty cunt (not diego I think) trying to attack everyone he can. Fucking horrible cunt.

>>212652988
oh by tipsy you just meant u had a drink ont acutally tipsy

>>212648665 (OP)
William the Bastard