Thread 212653078

New Hampshire edition

>>212653078 (OP)
Need it back

>>212653059
>the drink is made by freezing the whole fruit using liquid nitrogen at –196°C. The frozen zest, pulp and juice are then crushed into powder and infused with vodka, resulting in a refreshing drink.
i see now

I like learning about pre-Revolutionary sites in America. There are some very comfy churches and whatnot across the East Coast, as well as the myriad Spanish, French and pre-Columbian Native sites across the southern states

I cant browse without my 4chanX

>>212652860
These are filtered through fish guts.
Of course if this weeb cunt saw an English brewery do that he would call it vile but he sees it as 'bvsed' because it's a flat-face beverage.

free my nigga

eating some spam i fried earlier

>>212653127
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>>212653127
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>>212653139
i think im the same. i hate wearing pants. only wear them when i leave the house

>>212653139
society hates autistic men

moo deng celebrates first anniversary

>>212653045
I don't have friends I moved to my sisters place but my aunt fucked me over. She told her ex husband I was a depressed wreck and lied about me smoking weed on the job on my last job I only did that once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM
Friday's tunage. Football song

>>212653138
lots of beer and wine is, what's your point?

>>212653176
would love to bum her ngl

>>212653177
so she didn’t lie then

>>212653184
Baseless claim. In fact it's just a lie you Chink cunt.

alcarath

give me something to be angry about

>>212653203
Well I mean we were bored and in the back of the store so I smoked a joint once

I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
England is mine, it owes me a living

mental how dtfic is always mad at something, online and mad

just found a bottle of gordons gin from about two years ago
only about 1/4 of it left but it tastes alright tbf

>isinglass
Well it's in my glass now!

You lot crack me up

If you don't have a British/Irish Aus/NZ flag you shouldn't be posting in this thread

kindly fuck off

>>212653184
Chinkoid fucktard

Will be regenerating all images I post here and changing a single pixel to preserve the quality

fritzover

How bad is it to drink today if I drank yesterday?

>>212653249
My ancestors from stoke and Edinburgh

>>212653225
will be on the ginberg shortly
will also be getting my knob out

>>212653275
Fridays and the weekends don't count. It also doesn't count if you're out.

>>212653207
It's true and you're seething. Isinglass is used almost universally to filter beer.

>>212653279
And mine are from Denmark 1100 Years ago, dont see me posting in /dansk/ do you?

wanking a poo with my arse

ew i stinky

shake that ass like a donkey with parkinsons

really into my gay porn at the moment

If you speak English, you're English, simple as

thinking back to when i got in a screaming match with the gf over shutter island, the man was NOT insane

prefer to stay in my comfort zone which is basically just the computer

>>212653225
why wouldn't it taste alright? Spirits are famously long lasting

>>212653353
Obviously not true though

Okay we should just take turns raping rorke

Still I am not sure if I should use the last of my savings to travel and give up because I am still pissed about losing the temp job. They said they would hire me if I passed the assessment and yet I am still not hired

>>212653380
elton john might have crept in and farted in it

Rorke gets a lot more stick than leftypol but I think it comes from a place of affection. When leftypol is made fun of it's usually a lot more mean-spirited

>>212653282
getting it out for a wank or just to air it?

>>212653414
rorke sent me an sms and told me he understands it's all a joke, he's just happy to be a part of it

just sent my CV to the CEO of the UN. I'm bound to get a job offer any day now

>>212653414
Rorke can handle the banter, Leftypol complains to HR

>>212653423
like sitting naked at home desu
feels a bit hot to perform the wanking ceremony but time will tell

>>212653414
I hate leftypol and rorke and anyone who has strong opinions about anything equally

Bizarre how some posters fly off the handle whenever I post here

Just use a filter if Canadians bother you so much

seen more rorke meltdowns than leftypol meltdowns iibchwyf

new creps lads

What have you done to stop the boats today, /brit/?

>>212653504
We just enjoy bullying you mate, haven’t you realised that by now?

>>212653527
oi, this is a hate crime

alcaraz just won wimbleton

>>212653509
Well there are far more rorkes here than leftypols
Go to r/ukpolitics and you'll see leftypol meltdowns galore

Roke went worke

>>212653595
i think he prefers confirmation bias

>>212653575
idfiot

>>212653569
Seething at all my posts is not "bullying"

>>212653577
got any more memes up your sleeve politics mong

>>212653605
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hOitegjdSz0

alcaraz should use his wealth to fix his teeth

spent 78 hours on 4chan in the last 28 days

women deserve everything
men deserve nothing

almost bought an air conditoner

>>212653737
that seems low

any other roke workes in
dont get me wrong stop the boats nation of strangers and all that but i LOVE a fit trannie

Hope your afternoon is going well eee :)

Don't even feel that hot

they'll blame the coppers

Was just about to say I feel like there's been much less tranny talk on here lately and there you go

>>212653605
SSM will be happy

Why is this idiot constantly spamming rorke all day. So fucking weird.

>>212653792
If the police weren't chasing the car, then the car wouldn't have crashed into the house. Simple as.

>>212653792
Someone once crashed into me while being chased by policebergs
They're literally allowed to do whatever they want with no consequences

good progress on the jigsaw puzzle lads

https://jiggie.fun/AmQckJ

savers rejoice

>>212653818
He is very lonely

based elephant

I'm a Rorke but I have some Leftypol tastes like IPAs and pop music

no loitering for the wagies

rorkemobile but it's just a corsa

work like a rorke but make love like a leftypol

Sweden's migration minister says he will not resign after it was revealed his teenage son has links to white supremacist groups.
Johan Forssell confirmed on Thursday that the person named by the anti-racism watchdog Expo recently as being a "close relative" of an unnamed minister and "active in the far right" was his 16-year-old son.

>>212653864
>>212653902
Anarcho-tyranny

>>212653896
Hitler secretly loved drum n bass and jungle.

the unenforceable hosepipe ban has arrived again

>>212653896
Normal IPAs are good. I haven't tried those hipster IPAs which say things like "tastes of chocolate and watermelon" and come in cans with cartoons on them.

He has nothing of any worth to say so he's spamming screenshots of The Telegraph

>>212653972
sir fluid drainer

>>212653942
Those genres didn't even exist when Hitler was alive retard

upper back is killing me

If it goes a week without raining in Britain it's officially a drought

>>212654008
this is why they should ban big tits

sex is overrated

just straight up shagging rorke's arse

>buy alcohol
>don't get IDed
it's so over. i'm officially a boomer. never even had a gf

get the bloody beer and wine opened and the bloody virgin games played rorke

Purchasing bespoke high-performance polymer parts from England

Don't >>212654031
We haven't built a major reservoir in about 3 decades

>>212654008
and the latest on your lower back?

>>212654072
ackshually its not shagging because sex is only wh-*gets a knob stuffed in me gob*

>>212654074
when youre 5'3 no matter how deep your wrinkles sometimes u still get ided lmao especially with hat and shades

>>212654121
you aren't 5 foot 3

cronem operate on a different level

>>212654118
Totally fine actually

I think it's from stress :(

>>212654109
It's not needed in a country with such a low birthrate

done rorke up like a kipper

>>212653398
>Believing a word out of toilberg's chops
More fool you

>>212654131
"ok"

Melting lads. Literally melting. What if i die

Well lads, who are you supporting?

>>212654176
Stick your AC on lad

>>212654177
>roider vs antivaxxer chud
hmm

>>212654131
bit he does have an attitude

>>212654146
>center

>>212654177
ABD

>>212654177
Have to go with Djokovic, the underdog

patriots are in control

>>212654225
Based, fuck Novaxx Choke-ovic

>>212654177
Novax Deportovic

>>212654215
They're both roiders
Almost every professional sportsperson is

>>212654240
first epstein, now this. what's next?

>>212654240
What does this have to do with british culture?

>>212654288
We own you

>>212654276
*opens your mouth an pours 2million of the brownest smelliest immigrants *
Yum you like this dont you

Sir Hosepipe Banner

>>212654240
unironically mental how retarded you must be to have taken the mong vaccine

>>212654132
it's easy for him because most cronems are built like nba stars so thats a hand held fan for him

Feels wrong calling Sinner an Italian when he's so obviously German

>>212653527
go ireland!

>>212654288
92% of uk subjects above the age of 12 were vaxxed with that poison

>>212654346
fr lol
broken record yes but it's also REEETAAARRDEED

what are we going to do all weekend? i've got nothing to do

phwew! bit warm isn't it lads

>>212654378
wank, binge, play some tennis

>>212654363
Rorke changing his name back to O'Rourke

>>212654378
Wank a 10 inch dildo off with my arse I reckon

does diego have a napoleon complex?

>>212654400
That's awfully nice of you

horseshoe crabs are more closely related to spiders than they are crabs

>>212654378
philanthropate

>>212654346
I took it so i could visit my dad who had just come out of hospital

>>212654361
sinner vs alcaraz feels like i'm having a schizophrenic episode since sinners was recently in the cinemas and altaraz was recently in the news. reality is running out of memory

absolutely fucking reek, not had a shower in about 3 days, wearing a pair of shorts that havent been washed in months and no underwear, bellend and bollocks smell absolutely foul

>>212654414
Why do those stupid idiots call themselves crabs then

there really are blokes who post here who regularly wank their arses off with plastic knobs
that is mental

>>212654378
tonight: beer and bbq toil with matebergs
tomorrow: tewkesbury medieval festival with gfberg
sunday: gym toil with gfberg

unleash the poobert

>>212654454
ktim

>>212654434
If you were tall and good looking and told this to a bird they'd go PHWOAR

>>212654414
cant tell what the fuck im looking at tbf its just Weird Shit From The Sea

well rorke?

>>212654384
35 degrees, reminds me of sweltering hot summer of 1992

I wonder if I should just give up and do drugs? I been clean for a while but since I been jobless for 6 weeks part of me wants to give up

>>212654496
Ratiod

I got three doses of Pfizer and I'm fine

>>212654496
but vegans are good people who simply don't want animals to suffer. islamists are lunatics who will behead you

>>212654413
Bo Selecteh

>>212654512
problem with drugs is, whilst they're great fun in the short term, long term they don't really help you or improve your life in any way and they're also expensive

>>212654346
2 more weeks bro

>>212654547
>

Took some pregabalin and laid down on the bed waiting for it to hit. That was at noon. Can't believe it's already 5pm.

>>212654598
Baffling response

>>212654346
The proteins... They're shedding... The infographic told me... 2 weeks bro...

Genuinely have a profile on a website online where I show my arse and get loads of lads, almost all straight: BBCs, 6'4+, very ripped lads, everything, wanting to shag my arse silly.

>>212654496
Rorke left gobsmacked!!

>>212654662
well that's gay

>>212654496
ffs 'eddit, at their disingenuous worst.
i'm convinced the only made r/askbrit because the left wing bias on r/askuk has shifted centrist

catberg browsing da interwebz :D

>>212654557
True i been sober off hardcore shit for a while probably around 2 years i haven't done anything like ketamine cocaine or lsd in 2 years but at least a tab is 10 bucks

>>212654676
how is that 'gay'?

>>212654662
dont think they're straight then

going to shave my beard and then go to the toilet and do a wee

>>212654703
They have videos up on their profiles shagging loads of women, and only women

>>212654728
What's the name of this fictional porn-focused social media site

it's an arse off, they're having an arse off

>>212654696
you're showing off your arse to men

>>212654755
BoysTown

>>212654755
iykyk

>>212654755
cockbook

hadn't spoken for so long that voice didn't break and sound like 10 year old child me

>>212654755
GayArseFuckFest&Rimming.com

>>212654755
Tattle.life

>>212654778
harry ron and hermione

such choices for selling arse pics where do you even begin?

rorke got and still is up in arms about the vaccine and the mandatory nature of the whole thing because it challenged his deeply held belief of the sovereign individual
well you're a peasant like the rest of us you fucking mong, grow up

>>212654865
have a day off mate. this is unhealthy

can just tell you're all a bunch of teenagers in here. grow the fuck up

>>212654865
i don't care about the vax i'm pissed that we locked the whole country down and crashed the economy to save selfish boomers who would never extend the same courtesy to us

Maybe the vaccines were safe, maybe they intentionally killed millions of people. We just need to move on.

alri

>>212654865
>mandatory nature of the whole thing
what mandatory nature? the only thing that was mandatory was wearing a mask when shopping

>>212654941
Someone took a shite on your nuts

Honestly mad how I was born and raised here but I don't know a single English person outside of work kek

>>212654865
oh little rorkey poos not going to like this one

>>212654967
lol same. i dont even know myself anymore

>>212654967
How so?

my favourite internet cat right now? Baby Corn

>>212654496
Because its reddit you never know if its serious or not

>>212654967
Live in the shetlands do you?

how's your libido lads?

>>212654941
who made this, elton john? am i right lads haha

>>212655055
that's between me and newdrive/downloads/nvidia/newfolder(3)/stuff/dontopen

>>212654378
c u at the club ye?

Rorke the dork

>>212655042
remember someone on r/drama made a post saying he'd made up over half the top posts that month on r/relationship advice

>>212655055
very unflattering style choices
she would defo be an incel if she were born as a bloke instead

did 70 chin ups yesterday and only my chest is sore

>>212655055
Non-existent

>>212655134
mental innit. maisie would've been the prototypical incel and instead she's a millionaire

mad rdr2 came out 7 years ago

ate global warming, luv global eating, simple as

>>212655118
He's wasting his talent get him on love island to produce it

>>212655055
Had a sex dream, woke up disgusted

um

tick tock dolescum freaks

>>212655191
Love things that are 7 years old, me.

where the FUCK is everyone. not watching heathermong spam for another hour

this is your future rorke

>>212655237
mine just put me on happy pills sorted me right out

>>212655258
off out with mates. i'll be gone in a minute too.
enjoy posting here with the pathetic 4chan addicts like heatherspaz and spainlard lmao.

>>212655263
Cackled like an idiot ngl

>>212655280
Genuine mental illness

>>212655237
>Mum died last month
>Couldn't concentrate at work so went to gpberg and asked for a sick line for a couple of weeks as my mental health is struggling
>First time I had been to the GP in over 20 years
>Still had my name as "baby *last name*"
>Declined and told to stop wasting their time

Cromwell thread on /tv/

puzzletoil complete

Mental how

Excellent puzzle

>>212655352
Stop doing gay little puzzles and start posting you spazzes

jigsaw puzzle results

>>212655336
sry to hear that anon

straight jorking it, and by it i mean my peanits

contemplating a gay poo wank

'member the gimp? those were the days

>>212655251
ummers

Wonder what kind of shenanigans you lads will get up to in the new.

>>212655380
corrrrrr gay puzzle might be nice, spend an hour or two staring at a nice cock yeah?

>>212655429
scream

>>212655336
oh well back to work for you then lol

>>212655422
I'll be jorking it, and by it I mean my peantis

>>212655411
tyrannical government

>>212655336
>Mum died last month

enjoying cyberpunk
had two wanks to it already

finally got past the really bullshit part of witcher 2 I was stuck on

>>212655396
didn't realise it was a competition i thought we were friends

>>212655452
It'll happen to you one day.

>>212655453
>>212655456
Growp

>>212655453
straight jorking it? and by it, I mean your peanits

>>212655453
Sitting on your pooey couch and beating off to videogames are we?

just put the heating on

crawling, wriggling and writhing on the ground lads

>>212655464
we work together la, but just trying to see my own performance really... besides can easily boost your own stats if you really like but thats not what finishes puzzles in the end yeah

imagine if a 4channer was in a coma for 20 years and he woke up today
that would be a movie

>>212655471
nah

>>212655486
and straight jorking it, and by it I mean my peantis

yo cody im sat here straight beating it to fricking videogames cody im whacking my wiener to some videogames cody im jerking it cody

>>212655487
yeah it's fun but i am dogshite

Getting the 2 hour playlist set up for the next puzzletoil

what would you do if you woke up in a Saw trap
man that would suck

>>212655258
You will watch it and you will do nothing

Moving away from Chrome, shannot deal with their ad blocking bollocks

>>212655411
>>212655411
>banned from 'crawling, wriggling
or writhing on the ground'
>self-employed gardener
brilliant so now the bloke can’t even do his job anymore

>>212655258
puzzletoil x

>>212655492
I used to post in /brit/ back between 2014-16, got a gf in that time, became a normie, stayed away from here, she left me in 2021 and when I came back here I was a proper fish out of water

leftypol staying with chrome
rorke moving to firefox

>>212655521
what should the next one be, thinking a landscape but might be a bit hard unless its varied enough, any suggestions

>>212655527
depends which one but probably just die like a bitch

>>212655541
Get the Firefox installed
Get the Greasemonkey loaded
Get the 4chanXT and uBlock Origin configured

>>212655558
mad how its not hard to become normal its just really boring

>>212655558
ever shag her up the arse?

>>212655573
>>212655541
why would a company commit suicide in this way
it's not just adblockers it's all kinds of extensions being decimated by this new policy

>>212655634
Yes and she unironically told me I was too big for her.

>>212655591
Better to be somewhere in between.

feminists farting to defy patriarchal norms
leftypol pretending he likes the smell so he's perceived as progressive

>>212655662
dick size?

>>212655642
You have to realize that people who go out of their way to disable ads are a tiny minority compared to those who willingly pay to avoid them

Also, Google has been shifting toward corporate clients and rolling out AI into all their products for more stable revenue

>>212653078 (OP)
Portsmouth mentioned

fire up the freshberg

>>212655642
normies are retarded and will gladly watch ads. people who use adblocks are a minority

even blackpink full on the techno vibe huh

ads are based actually

>>212655673
I like that take. To become normie is to sell out but gotta have some good habits

>>212655730
dunno mate, not a colossal bender you see

>>212655730
also full whore mode. hoes running around with their asses literally on full display

>>212655687
Never actually measured it but reasonable I would say. Probably 5.5 to 6.5 inches. It's quite chubby too though

>>212655762
kpop was always like that

>>212655642
Probably 99% of their users will stay on Chrome and won't use an ad blocker because they don't even know what that is

>>212655694
why are they towing an indian aircraft carrier?

>>212655411
Arrr, that's the rural Somerset I know.

>>212655336
Muh doctor gave me an unlimited number of sick notes when my dad was ailing, once he had died, I was champing at the bit to get back to work though.