Thread 212658341

Bo Selecta edition

>Anonymity on the internet is a mistake
Not because of any of the reasons given, but because in real life I can easily ignore you if you're fat or ugly.

>>212658341 (OP)
LOL

>>212658369
why do you pretend to smoke weed

>go to Cambodia
>nobody is wearing black

It's all kicking off on Abbey Road!!

>>212658341 (OP)
hated this shit proper brainrot low IQ normie mong shit

>>212657250
stardust

evening niggers

Get the poutine down the hatch.

>>212658369
Do the Cronem like Bo Selecta' or do they think it's disrespectful to Craig David?

>>212658365
yeah keisha may lose the weight but she can't fix that face LOL

well that's racism outside of /b/ isn't it

>>212658393
I'd hate to live there.

But check this out.

>>212658412
I'm heading off down the down the hatch

>>212658423
why do you pretend to smoke weed

Why can't we have a left wing economic policy without all the socially progressive internationalist shit?

>>212658423
kesha? yeah, weird physiognomy

Someone trying to ring me at 7pm of a Friday

drinking a mango cider

Parker Solar Probe (our fastest spacecraft):

Peak speed: ~200 km/s (during closest solar approaches)
Percentage of light speed: ~0.067% or about 1/1500th of light speed

>>212658437
Idk if these are the same as zebra crossings but aren't they supposed to stop if someone's waiting to cross?

Here comes the BOOM

>You alright mate, yeah, I'll meet you at Down The Hatch
imagine

>>212658474
what do you think this is if not a zebra?

>>212658474
yeah but cyclists are cunts l guess

>>212658474
Of course, but you see everyone is ignoring that. Whites, women, jeets, blacks.

>>212658393
There was a documentary about Paul McCartney recently and he walked across this (which isn't in the same place as the original one, which no longer exists) and a car just kept driving and genuinely nearly hit him
2bf the cars rarely do stop there due to tourists like those ones

>>212658422
the cronem like bo selecta

poo for tea x

>>212658508
It looks like a cycle path, do the same rules apply?

>>212658528
why do you pretend to smoke weed

What do you guys call these
Canadians do not reply

>>212658548
are you foreign?

>>212658500
what happened to the police officer here? any charges?

>>212658542
Do you actually listen to this shite?

Didn't that show basically ruin that Craig David guy's life?

>>212658566
dunno, hope that helps x

>>212658412
I too watch rate ma takeawa'

every day at 7pm i have to inject myself in the stomach. really hate it.

>>212658566
doughnut balls

>>212658569
queer

>>212658500
beer gardens when the sentence is announced next friday

Even reaching just 1% of light speed would require revolutionary breakthroughs in propulsion technology - we'd need to go roughly 15 times faster than our current record holder.

>>212658573
yes!! love her x

>>212658583
You're thinking of Daniel Beddingfield, who was made fun of in Bo Selecta.

>>212658566
we call them doughy woahy squggly wugglies

>>212658612
AI will solve it don't worry mate

>>212658566
Lucky Bites

>>212658612
Leave it to me

>>212658612
who invited albert poindexter over here

>>212658612
>require revolutionary breakthroughs
It just requires energy. There is literally no way to overcome the energy requirements. E=MC^2.

>>212658612
It's possible with either nuclear propulsion or solar sails.

>>212658566
northamptonshire spheroid curiosity

>>212658612
why dont they just bypass the compressor

>>212658612
what's the point nothing out there anyway

what do canadians call them though?

>>212658612
not really
just stick a small nuclear reactor on it

>>212658508
Yeah they are. This issue is due to the new rolling out of floating bus stops in London where the passengers are dropped off next to bike lanes where bikes are assumed to have complete right of way.
Not trying to downplay the fact they are all acting like cunts btw (that first bloke is blind as well).

AI slinging me to alpha centuari

rorke mate, we are ALL refugees...

>>212658664
timbits

Cornwall all the way x

>>212658437
Why are they not stopping

>>212658474
Yes on crossings like that you're meant to stop if someone's waiting. But if a crossing has stop lights then you only have to stop if the light is red.

drive uncle

>>212658612
Quantum computers and all that ye

interstellar

good movie that, good movie

>>212658566
Bread Wellington sweets

>>212658621
doesnt it get a bit boring that all songs are about breakups and shit like that
not necessarily just her but after a while dont you just think right enoughs enough

>>212658612
you've cearly not seen me sprinting m8. probs cos i'm going so fast your eyes couldn't keep up.

>>212658700
kek i'm cornish and my sisters and cousins all look like this but not as fit

fucking go on then ladw

>>212658703
I'd like to see more footage. I reckon if you just start crossing the stop. But if you hang around the edges there's no reason for them to stop because they can just cycle around you.

>>212658716
Song sounds like generic crap too

>>212658583
Yeah. It was weird though because he did appear in the programme and was fully in on the joke at first then got really upset about it and claimed it was racist.
Mel B also appeared in it and found the stuff about her to be genuinely funny.

Reaching around 8% light speed would make interstellar travel possible in a human lifetime.

>>212658693
Americans and Canadians are unable to think of objects without brands
Kleenex, hoover, sharpie

>>212658739
heathermong?

>>212658716
if you've never been in love you wouldnt get it sorry :c

>>212658700
Cornwall is so shite
the beaches are the only redeeming factors
the pubs are all shite and full of pensioners

>>212658664
best timmy cud do

working through Camborne x

>>212658703
>Why are they not stopping
because there's no repurcussions for cycling like a dickhead. if you drive like a cunt you will soon get fines, points on your license and you could lose the ability to drive, there's cameras everywhere looking at your registered vehicle. If you cycle and ignore laws nothing will happen to you unless a police car sees you and bothers giving you a fine

>>212658742
those are timbits though

>>212658728
mad fer it

>>212658729
There's a longer video here
https://x.com/NFBUK/status/1936828277156356541

got the prog rock on

Uniting Japan under Christianity lads :)

>>212658716
almost every song by a female singer is about being inappropriate relationship or not being I'm a relationship
it's lile they're unable to think of themselves without reference to other people

>>212658612
Also, if a spaceship goes very fast, what if it hits a space rock? The faster you go, the more damage a space rock would do.

>>212658739
Yeah so got any proposals on how to reach that speed Einstein?

>>212658777
did you hear about that bloke from camborne who gets off on rolling around in pig shit
he's been banned from several farms in the camborne-redruth

Falmouth uni slags x

>>212658800
It's like you're unable to post without coming across like an incel

just upload yourself into a computer and beam your consciousness out into space at lightspeed as radio waves until it's picked up by an alien computer somewhere else

>>212658769
yeah hate 'motions hate music hate losing my virginity LOVE you though mate

>>212658787
cyclists are such drones

>>212658787
well looking at that I can see that if you start crossing they will just cycle around your and slow down.

sucked a 36 year old twink off at falmouth sea shanties festival

>>212658826
corr they are fit
got with one outside the packet station once

mental that the twitter AI is based on musk's posts

>>212658834
just an observation

>>212658341 (OP)
>Trisha
>just an inoffensive daytime tv host
>completely regular British accent
>not much to even make fun of
>Bo Selecta makes her a Caribbean black and white minstrel show character
dont care about Craig David because he was a cringe rapper but the Trisha stuff was a *tad* racist

>>212658566
Doughnuts

GO GO GO GO GO
OOOOOOHHHHH

Going to Falmouth on freshers week and just creeping the fresh meat lmao x

>>212658792
mad how the great Satan dropped a nuclear bomb on the most Christian city in Japan

>>212658904
mmhmm di leng tings

>>212658792
Remember that attacking spearmen from the front is a great way to lose all of your cavalry.

>>212658931
why do you pretend to smoke weed

Imagine going to university in Cornwall.... almost too peng to imagine...

only reason we haven't met aliens is because we're UNUSUALLY isolated
Closest star being 4 light years away is UNUSUAL.

We SHALL be meeting the Klingons, Romulans, Vulcans, et al in the future.
We SHALL.

What's this new Heathermong autistic obsession about Falmouth uni now

>>212658826
loads of fit trans girls in falmouth these days love it

>>212658960
they're already on their way

>>212658960
There are no aliens

Totally normal natural convo. We all just suddenly start talking about how fit Falmouth women and trannies are. Completely normal. We all have that experience. Cornwall, we all know it and love it.

>>212658915
based great satan

>>212658904
enticing falmouth uni slags in the games room whilst playing pool

Falmouth is rank 62 in the UK so anyone that went there is an airhead

>>212658960
grwo up

Nearly Christmas lads. Can't wait for the annual /brit/ celebration of Carols From Kings.

>>212659010
trannyspammer aka carlybender is a tranny from falmouth

Epstein

Wish Diego was here to tell us what he thinks about aliens and Mr. Bean

>>212659024
they're all retarded art students
many of the girls have bfs from up country

>@BBCnews: A popular book-toker and author Ruby Granger was killed today in a bizarre stunt after she was hurled more than 30m through the air by a human sized catapult, her family announced on social media
>Oxford University alumnus Ruby Bones, 25, suffered multiple injuries when she missed a safety net after being flung from a medieval-style trebuchet catapult.
>Ms Bones, a literature graduate known as Ruby Granger, was part of the university extreme sports club - the Oxford Stunt Factory - who had visited the trebuchet site in Middlemoor Water Park near Bridgwater, Somerset
>Ms Bones, had been one of five members from the Oxford Stunt Factory to use the £40 per launch catapul

>>212659024
yeah imagine shagging a freshers lash who didn't have an IQ of 150 oh my days never mind that achingly tight tuppence no sir not for me prefer a deep conversation don't I

>>212659069
ahaha great stuff

>>212658984
>happen to be on the other side of the sun when it's closest
pretty gay that
pretty bloody gay

cornwall invented the pasty
thanks cornwall

Entire day has been Heathermong spamming on 5 VPNs

>>212659092
it was devon actually
or so i've heard

>>212659069
Reliving all your favourite /brit/ moments before it's taken away from you, eh?

>>212659077
they might be stupid but they're not blind uglylad

>mid
how do incels have such high standards
fuck me

>>212658989
Nope

>>212659069
i could have saved her

University of Exeter, Cornwall Campus > Falmouth University

the banker is fucking based

Wellllll, it's Rick and Morty tiiiiimeeee

>>212659144
The frog as well lmfaoooooo

mental how just being slightly autistic ruins your entire fucking life

>>212659222
the banker from deal or no deal is fucking based

shagging a fat falmout uni girl and then blocking her

PIG!

could you write a thesis, a book, completely independently of a university and just submit it to be assessed for a phd with taking part in a programme
what if you attached a cheque for £20k ?
is the most you could get an honourary degree?

Does brit watch EastEnders?

with digital ID, heathermong would have been permabanned and probably arrested a long time ago

>>212659144
is that a porn star

Damn I want fish and chips now but I'm supposed to cook for dinner

>>212659222
Only if you let it. Snap the fuck out of it and pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Just invented a song out of thin air lads hahaha
https://voca.ro/1kdXYRcAz5Wr

doing fal lifts tn x

>>212659250
No, some of our parents do

no cunt above the age of 22 lives in falmouth anymore cos we've all been priced out to make way for students

>>212659250
no

>>212659250
nah weve got different types of mental disorders on here

Dangerous day to be a pint of Peroni haha x

>>212659255
how so?

>>212659250
GER ART MAH FRED

https://youtu.be/BPCjC543llU?si=IXZ57h9qen-LBndo

one tall boy desperado and two pint cans deep get in there my laddies x

>>212659247
they might accept it toward the credit required for the full degree and then allow you to complete the other requirements but these days the answer is it's extremely unlikely anyone would even read it let alone take it seriously

electric bike for are mark it lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2fTbSb4TFU

too warm to get wankered

neighbourbergs got the bbq on

>>212659144
Rorke exposed

>>212659269
that was nice

>>212659292
Aha good one

freshers events but for year 7 girls

dangerous day to be a hairless twink arsehole

>>212659157
Not him but for info if there is anything you want to read I now use archive.is because 12ft.io got fucked into becoming an adblocker

>>212659341
need him ground into a paste

>>212659383
bfn as we used to call it

freshers event but i sit in the corner sipping my JD and coke because i'm implicitly socially excluded

https://jiggie.fun/Ed3wCM

all hands on deck, emma watson jigsaw puzzle lads

>>212659418
KAHTEEM

>>212659255
well that'd leave you with fuck all to talk about then wouldn't it haha

Dangerous day to be a poo in my arse

how become girl

my smelly childhood bedroom is 35c and i am STILL gaming on my pc

>>212659469
stay strong gamerbro

i made out with the fittest girl in my freshers
never again have i even come close a girl her level

>>212659341
can't sell that to cex. he's fucked

We are basically living in the last years of liberalism. It's a completely dead ideology, bankrupted in every sense.

A consumer society rotting mankind. Uncontrolled borders. Rule by harridans. No work ethic. No desire for anything greater than consumption of goods.

By 2035 the world will be a completely different place.

>>212659469
29C here in my airy smeggy 1 bed flat x

>>212659469
22C in my 3 bed detached house

>>212659487
>made out
FOY

>>212659491
will be on facebook marketplace for a grand loss within a fortnight

they should spice up Corrie and EastEnders by having Godzilla appear

>>212659492
Nary a word

Cool 23 C in my air-conditioned three bedroom house

don't know how hot it is in me garden, don't have a thermometer you see

>>212659492
Heinlein predicted this

Tiktok fyp full of Louis Theroux interviewing some braindead alpha chud. Dunno why he's lowered t this level

>>212659551
cor, how is the family doing? x

An air conditioned 3 bedroom holiday home in Falmouth. With a pool. It's a chick magnet man. Oh hell yeah.

>>212659492
best quality of life joe public has ever had

>>212659592
Good

How's your wife?

The Fruits of Brexit are bearing forth

my childhood bedroom is right on the top floor and heat rises and it's fucking hot lads

>>212659617
Ah yes because houses changed after Brexit

Favourite National Socialist?

rorke predicted this

We do actually have Mediterranean weather now don't we
Three heatwaves so far

>>212659631
corr bet it gets extra smeggy in this type of weather

mad how many doing a poo faces donnie dump makes. feel like i can always relate a specific type of poo i've done back to any pic of the lad.

>>212659617
literally what is wrong with those houses? nothing. photo taken on a grey day. so what? who fucking cares. there's more to life than looking at streets and the sky

scouting the penryn jehovah witness girls to defile x

need a gf whos also a therapist (thats hot) or a psychopath and Canadian who is like this (pic rel) to be my mommy or the sexy blonde dog anime girl sex sex. a psychopath and therapist is the same type woman

>>212659602
can you invite me lad

>>212659655
It lush

>>212659610
Oh I accepted long ago I won't be finding a wife, I'm comfortable being a wanker until the day I die you see

toil in 61 hours lads

>>212659651
you x
:)

>>212659690
IT LOOMS
IT NEVER ENDS

>>212659688
Haha that's alright lad

Cans status?

leafwife
just kidding,
I dont want to marry you

my little toby

>>212659721
whom do you want to marry

so weird how I think about Canada and the wifetalk starts
basically the online equivalent or her (Canada) staring at wedding dresses when we are together

>>212659617
Affordable housing turned into HMOs for illegal Deliveroo drivers. That's Leftypol's Britain.

any new posts?

when you think about it this website is properly shite. even the stuff that’s funny is evil

>>212659715
Bottle of wine almost finished, and then on to the cans

feel like catberg is ghosting me

>>212659690
toil in 85 hours for me get a day off on monday because of some battle 335 years ago

Jehovah girls are proper nasty little whores desu x

shut up mousegpt

drinking blue raspberry sunny D

BIG fan of cat memes on tiktok especially the little cute one that sounds like Hitler

>>212659674
went school with one of these and she got out of all religious assemblies the lucky bitch

doing a read

>>212659817
oh yeah?

cant believe ive got to make tea

I'm in the spot

What get

I look into the camera and do a jim from the office face whenever a yank calls him "ratpedo"

need gf who acts like a dog and mom

>>212659871
>We use FULLY BIO-DEGRADABLE trays to help save the environment
woke nonsense

>>212659871
where the cod?

>>212659871
fish and chips

sexy genderfluid shapeshifting mouse >,<

I need a 16 year old gf (completely legal in the UK and Canada)

>>212659881
i can see areolas

>>212659871
large cod chips and mushy peas with scraps and curry sauce

>>212659871
9.50 for a large cod/haddock here but i don't mind cos it's a massive piece of fish like 18 inches long

>>212659871
get a peas curry gravy

>>212659901
banned by woke

lurking in Gyllyngvase beach

need to get a gf who wants a dog, to buy her a puppy, and a clicker for her to train the dog with, and to accidentally reveal fetishes to her to get her into them and also training people

>>212659871
Large chips
Jumbo battered sausage
Curry sauce
Tin of Vimto

>>212659871
large haddock, chips, pot of curry and a can of pop. nice prices as well those

>>212659963
kissed a lad there once

Jehovah girl broke me heart
cheated on me with some faggot Jehovah lad and they got married and have a flat

got air conditioning in my house

>>212659999
FOB

>>212659999
and quads
some people have it all

>>212659144
It's the duty of white nationalist men to marry BLACKED sluts

Has anyone ever done an open mic? Considering packing it all in and becoming a Stand-up Comedian.

just took a shit in the woods

>>212659871
large cod and chips, cheeky side of scampi

jokes aside I need a gf to love and who reminds me what it is like to be loved genuinely, because I think I would be reexperiencing that for the first time again

>>212660030
give us a joke
let's see if you can make it

>>212659963
punch me in the belly in the gender neutral toilets at gylly :)?

>>212659990
FONT

>>212660064
leftypol eating poo deng sex arse

>>212659871
Utter woke shite

>>212660042
mouso? how many women have you shagged from the apps
did you tell them you were gay

need a gf to lock me in her house like a maid, and to lock me in the house again but with her for 24 hours

these threads make it sound like the UK is a giant petri dish of sexually transmitted diseases

why cant fal uni girls piss on me

>>212660064
Sir Poo Barmer

>>212660030
no but i jabber a lot of shite between songs when my band plays shows. does feel nice when you get a laugh out of a room.

any falmouth uni females want to punch me in the belly button (hard punch) or lock me in the boot of your car and drive away

I got in the shower yesterday award and there wasnt even any cheese on my dick but id just had an extremely wet wank

>>212660117
They're occupied by the Cornish Surfer Dude Cronem.

>>212660182
A: Jewish-imposed humuliation ritual (the cattle brand themselves type-deal). that is unless gooning is long jerking off

>>212660182
i want to goon with that old man and cum on his tweed jacket

why is heathermong obsessed with cornwall now

SCREAMING at this

Mad that Viktor Krum shagged Hermione in Goblet of Fire despite him being 18 and her being 14
Mad

>>212660243
heathermong you are severely mentally ill

on the toilet shitting out me arse, any questions?

>>212660182
why would someone want to watch old people humiliate themselves like this

>>212660271
heathermong aka carlybender aka rubymong is a homosexual from cornwall

got hot outside, then came in and took my shirt off to go lay in a sunbeam (of the reflection off a wall), and hopefully the UV rays from that tan the skin more - from the heat - to protect my skin later when I cool down. otherwise I think the black top is just taking in a bunch of radiation and heating up my body to slow cook me pink, because there is no UV rays

>>212660296
are you a cat

*punches rorkes bollocks at 1% the speed of light*

>>212660273
they're so shameless

laying in my sunbeam
OK brb

P.S. I hope yellow team wins! haha!

anyone else get the feeling heathermong is a bit... deflated? like he doesn't flood as hard as he used to, gives up easily, doesn't respond to most posts. he's going through the motions without any real passion or vigour behind them.
reckon he'll end everything by the end of the year

>>212660283
nta but why he's a cute old man

>>212660354
Yh. He's been here all day and the life has been fucking drained from this place because of his demeanour. Even diego had enough and fucked off early.

>>212660354
>encouraging the suicide of other posters

bit strong, that

>>212660354
Yeah, he's also been replying to demoralisation attempts a lot more often

4 hours of SHE WAS 16 YEARS AND 11 MONTHS YOU SICK FUCK America TV

think catberg might have been unalived by the heat

>>212659865
Bibi is a disgusting human being

>>212660429
good- people should tell those posters to fuck off more often, so that they leave. good for him!

>>212659871
Medium haddock and chips. Then go to the local supermarket and get some tartare sauce.

>>212660439
You wouldn't actually shag a 17 year old would you

fucking get the new made I'm sat here waiting like a mug

who killed that fella in Cornwall x

male contraception is fucking bad. also I have been worried about infertility a lot more recently

>>212660273
The billionaire is out of touch? Colour me shocked

new
>>212660554
>>212660554
>>212660554

nah cause if a girl wants an a shag but has to use condom not happening I take it off and cum in her

Old People Try Gooning for the First Time

"don't call it genocide" lmao. it's literally, in a literal sense, like a nazi complaining about being called bad.

>>212659881
>gf that shits on the floor and scolds you for not cleaning it up
uhhhh

Bad psyche new = no spam :)

>>212660597
projection much

>>212658341 (OP)
What does Bo Selecta mean?
Why did he wear glasses as all the characters?
How did he get away with black-face?
Why did he add cursing to all the characters?

Who else read pic related.

>>212660942
>What does Bo Selecta mean?
It's part of the name of a song by Craig David: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0wv_cQv8As
>Why did he wear glasses as all the characters?
Dunno
>How did he get away with black-face?
It was the noughties. Little Britain got away with it too, pic related - the guy playing a black woman is white
>Why did he add cursing to all the characters?
For comedic effect I guess

>>212661103
Thanks.