not my problem edition

finders keepers

yes I absolutely would fuck a 17-16 year old

I've never had sex or seen a vagina or been on a date or exchanged text messages with a woman or asked a woman out but I'm only 32 (thirty-two) so there's still time for me haha still plenty of time

rorke is shutting down all sainsbury's business. have to be done, sorry.

someone was shot outside my house and the cops are here and idk if I can even leave

but not younger than 16, or in another country, like America, 18

falmouth uni library beanbags

might become a hat guy

i've been completely forgotten about at work. pretty lush actually

>>212660611
You need mental help

welsh lives matter

need kiwi gf love their cute accents x

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/news/your-rights-hotel-refuses-serve-35352881

doing a read

uni chef gal spreading her arsehole for me x

I'm indian btw.

Reminder that Irish people have too much iron in their blood (bad); it makes them slow-minded, quick-tempered and prone to racemixing

BRB forum

got the velvet sundown on

>>212660756
>too much iron in their blood
l have this. Gf is white though

trying to think of a reason to leave the house for a bit tomorrow

>>212660750
Same.

going to eat fish and bread like one of those christos

lads and lasses sat in beer gardens up and down the country sharing drinks under the setting sun, laughing, making memories and going home for a shag while we sit at home in our smelly bedrooms

>>212660756
nothing wrong with the iron-rich spring waters straight from the mountain river in Scotland for Scottish people
Irish people probably dont have much mountains

>>212660795
sat in my smelly living room actually

>>212660633
You're from Sainsbury's, aren't you?

>>212660554 (OP)
reduced to lime ash if it weren't for us :)

Vinnie got neutered yesterday and was a very brave boy

everyone say "good job Vinnie"

>>212660678
how does that even happen? surely you'd just get sacked

god i would love to bang up these two bitches


https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1lwm9y4/cops_rescue_kids_jam_packed_into_two_cars_in_a/

>>212660845
today he dies

>>212660671
what sort?

for me it's aussie girls

>>212660795
I'm 28. Too old to be mucking around with that sort of thing. Work on Monday. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

>>212660845
can you touch his tummy hands and feet whenever you want

>>212660873
rahh

>>212660795
Is this self-inflicted misery porn for you?

>>212660795
is that oxford bender

>>212660795
God hath cursed us mightily

puzzletoil sexarse

rise and grind lads
start hustling

>>212660871
yh caps

>>212660893
i can but when i do he tries to teeth at my hands bc he thinks i'm playing with him

>>212660845
What sort of a monster are you? You took away his gonads? How would you like it if somebody chopped off your balls?

>>212660917
LOL

Saw some fat titted slags out at the beer garden earlier
Lovely bit

>>212660917
it not right
let me do the emma watson jigsaw fucksakeeee

might get a gf

saddest part is that I'm in fairly good nick and could probably be on the receiving end of some women's attention if I wasn't so afraid of going out and meeting people

it's better I die alone though. I'm a weird cunt.

>wobble

>>212660795
yeah i don't have a friends to do this mate

>>212661027
runt thoughts

>>212661004
howling

got friends but i see them like 3 times a year and most of the time they wanna go fishing which is boring as fuck

Missus is out for the evening so I've got the whole house to myself. Problem is I'm like a dog chasing a car, I've no idea what to do with myself once I get the time alone

all my filters are gone

dont get this movie

>>212660795
thanks for making me more depressed lad you cunt

>>212660962
neutering cats helps them in the long run. reduces health risks like urinary tract blockages and testicular cancer and makes their personality more even-keeled

just wish i was good looking tbqh
one of my mates is proper handsome and he just goes to beer gardens alone and chats to girls around him

sipping an ice cold coors light

>>212661027
Just go on tinder there are tens of thousands of women on there you're bound to find one that likes you. I saw some freak on crutches with those weird deformed hands and he had himself a loving girlfriend. He wasn't bad looking in the face but his body is obviously fucked up far more so than yours. You have no excuse anymore

>>212661071
take shrooms and watch porn on the living room tv

>>212661070
Surely you can go to the pub before or after the fishing

>>212660554 (OP)
didnt muslims destroy all of the rest anyway?

I'm too small to satisfy him

>>212661127
it's always weekend fishing trips to bumfuck nowhere where it's the lake and a fishing shop. Nothing else of note for 10 miles in any direction

>>212661118
haha sup Cody u watching NBA summer league tonite?

Would you /brit/?

>>212660795
I'm tired lads

>>212660853
Can't finish that video. Why do people breed so much wtf

>>212661121
I need someone to smash my head in with a bat

preferably when I'm out walking and from behind with no warning

>>212661149
Lad there are pubs everywhere in this country, even in bumfuck nowhere. You just need to look

>>212660873
that looks like a jeeta

*walks into the dark world*

>>212661187
maybe so, but they dont wanna go. they wanna sit and watch their fishing rod all day and night

>>212660902

>>212661202
tried to get into a link to the past but it's too weird

>>212661104
How do you know he's doing that if you're not there (he's alone)

>>212661219
yeeesh

>>212661237
how so

Resting your steak after you cook it is an utter scam

>>212661171
yh

>>212661202
Loved this game. Better times

*Horst Wessel Lied starts playing*

remember to wait at least 3 hours after eating before bed -- that means last call for most people here

>>212661219
FOUR

>>212661126
Did shroom drops recently that were very fun, made everything look like it was made of inflatable furniture. Not in a hurry to do any drugs for a while though (pints don't count they're not a drug)

>>212661257
she was perfect now she's another skinny bitch with no arse

>>212661263
yeah I just eat it right away, not waiting around like a mug

>>212660795
not much i can do about it tho
no friends and dont drink
only thing going for me is gymcelling it
thats all. wasted life

reading about claudius and crying

>>212661303
yeah looks like a deflated balloon now but I prefer not to think about that and remember the better times

>>212661070
lol same. they all want to "get away from it all" knowing they'll go back to wives and kids when the weekend is over. Then there's me who comes back to your lot

>>212661346
qrd?

>>212661357
sorry

>>212661257
Can't imagine being so attractive that a group of (let's be honest, freaks) pass around my photos in an online chat room and admire me. Reckon she'd be creeped out if she knew but I'd be flattered.

>>212661312
Good grief

evens yes odds no

>>212661321
it is what it is lad

we've just got to get on with it. Eventually I will go insane and kill myself but until then I've got to get on with wageslaving and working out and posting here

>>212661312
>>212661335
>>212661348
Mad how fit women are
Can't imagine choosing a bloke's hairy poo chute over one of these

>>212661385
make-up, fake extensions, dress doing a lot of work (flat tits, barely any curves)
Stop falling for womens' bullshit

>>212661392
>Eventually I will go insane and kill myself but until then I've got to get on with wageslaving and working out and posting here
alright literally me

>>212661400
>>212661392
big ktim

>>212660795
Oxford Bender?

on the bloody marys

waheyy

wonder if that random australian bint is aware a vast hive of incellious bedroom creatures discuss her breast reduction on a weekly basis

I fucking love chubby women

>>212661433
>>212661434

haha alri

Honestly mad how I was born and raised here but I don't know a single English/white person outside of work kek

>>212661376
bloke that was bullied all his life by augustus/julius caeser's family because he was disabled but he became emperor himself and was actually a good one, only to be killed by nero or nero's mother (who was an awful emperor himself and was the last of the caeser line)

just makes me very sad

God you incels really are the worst for putting women on pedestals

>>212661450
could work. keep us posted

>>212661299
>made everything look like it was made of inflatable furniture.
how many grams?
>Not in a hurry to do any drugs for a while though (pints don't count they're not a drug)
weed isnt even a material

am bottom

>>212661469
I live in a majority immigrant town but I work in a majority white town. It's actually mental how rude and retarded the non-whites are whereas going to shops where I work is a dream. I wish I was white

>>212661179
>Why do people breed so much wtf
Natural selection produces humans who want to breed

had to clean up the toilfu's sick earlier because she ripped her penjamin too hard and couldn't handle it and threw up in the staff toilets

>>212661450
jokerpilled

>>212661450
tanned like a lamb chop

Corrr

Chips were chunky and brown, fish and batter was great 9/10 decent chippy tea.

You can tell when people are queueing out the foot

>>212661517
talking shite you wouldn't scran her arse like a dog's dinner

Had a minor tantrum in my smelly incel bedroom before calming myself down, shall simply tell mummykins that I will NOT drive her to her friends house tomorrow
I am not a slave and will not be treated as such

>>212661263
No it isn't

>>212661521
Looks pretty peng but it would've been better with some tartare sauce

>>212661497
I don't know mate it was about 20 drops of shroom drops, not sure what that translates to
Weed fucks me up mentally more than any other drug

>>212661521
I honestly wonder how americans would improve fish and chips
They made pizza so much better after all

>>212661521
best with mayonnaise

>>212661521
wish I lived by the sea, and had a good local chippy, and a girlfriend to share them with
Alas. I am a Salopian incel and haven't seen the ocean for many moons.

>>212661560
americans perfected pasta

Not reading it but's an incel or heathermong replying with "you're wrong"

*falls in a hole*

>>212661578

>>212661547
just start steamingtoil early so you've got an excuse

get her fucked off mate get mumberg fucked right off

>>212661544
No I'm not a disgusting desperate zero-dignity incel like you are

>>212661597
*looks around before shovelling in dirt on you*

>>212661578
COORRR I SAID, I SAID COOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR

>>212661618
you're sat here with a dry willy on a friday night same as the rest of us

enough of yer shite

watching in the mood for love and crying

cold bath and an early night for me x

important questions being asked on reddit right now

>>212661616
fake dyed hair (dyed horribly at that), fake tan, caked in make-up, leg put forward as far as she can to trick the camera perspective into making it look like she has curves

ooh he said "yer", must be one of those dockworkers

>>212661663
kino x

>>212661616
>no bra

dry your willy mate

>>212661683
Makeup is a blessing if you can tolerate her makeup-free face. Makes 8s out of 4s

>>212661721
free the nipple and all that

>>212661624
>bri'ish foghorn leghorn

>>212661748
Shut up you twat you never leave your dad's compound

giving ronald mcdonald the arsefucking of a lifetime

>>212661751
Would love to batter her

poo

current wanktoil: scruppy97 on pornhub

there he is

been gooning all day, finally allowed myself to climax but still got bollockache, fucked it lads

>>212661765
Shut the fuck up heathermong

>>212661751
RUDDY NORRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rorke looks like the real thing
rorke tastes like the real thing

my smelly bedroom is too hot to wank

SICK of it, hate summer so much

>>212661827
get the tower fan out x

>>212661804
just a fat woman really isn't it

>>212661751
can see more of her arse chin in this lighting

I am.... a GIRL !!
I am.... a GIRL !!

£8 a pint at my local now
take the fucking piss

farts are quite unpleasant smelling at the minute
been eating a lot of protein and a lot of fibre, you see

get the slags posted we're taking it back to 2015 /brit/ fuck it

>>212661850
Just stop drinking.

>>212661860
would hit on her if i saw her wlaking past

>>212661860
balding, mong eyes, fat tummy being restrained by the band

>>212661860

I've been watching old movies and it makes you realise how the lack of cigarettes in modern movies leaves actors with a lot less to do. You can see actos show their personalities with how they light or hold the cigarette, be flirtatious or just look cool. it's a major piece of culture we just gave up and replaced with nothing.

>>212661910
get in

>>212661909
don't need to sign your posts lad

in the end it took me a dictionary to find out the meaning of unrequited while she was giving herself for free at a party to which i was never invited

>>212661850
£4 pints still at my local (in London no less)

>>212660604
Why do you think anyone cares?

Your spam is so boring and easy to ignore, it's just tragic that spamming this thread is your entire life.

>>212661843
Fat arsed and titted yeah

>>212661959
balding, fridge body, frizzed to fuck hair, dolloped in make-up, weird gangly skinny bloke arms

is it just me or is minced beef getting shiter? seems like the quality of the stuff is just declining over time

>>212661521
Fuuark

>>212661959
>don't need to sign your posts lad
Sent that runt into the stratosphere

hello

>>212661944
Smoking is cool as fuck, yeah. But Gen Z are weird about it

>>212662011

Just found the absolute worst page in the dictionary

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

>>212662008
shut up heathermong

>>212662040
KTIM (I'm 37)

>>212661973
Is it run by browns by any chance?

>>212661944
get a powerful urge to smoke during the summer, especially late summer nights

not even a smoker either. It's definitely something primordial, the masculine urge to smoke

>>212662050
roarurggibufbd

become gay now

>>212661944
love smoking me wish I lived back before everyone knew how awful they are for you

>>212662083
grim im 30 and want to stop using this place asap

>>212662050
worst page would be on the page with W words not D thoughbeit

>>212661962
these new charli xcx lyrics arent hitting so hard

the game has never been more alive

>>212662123
I'm not an incel freakshow with no life

Posting on 4chan is just a minor pastime

>>212662040
Coke Zero tastes better than Diet Coke

>>212662115
apparently if you smoke until you're ~40 then quit then your health rebounds and you have the same life expectancy as anyone else

>>212662115
just vape

>>212662172
but you're here every day thoughever

>>212662163
Xx

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just made myself laugh with my boyish charm and sharp wit

>>212662196
what if you start smoking at 40

>>212662172
yeah okay dtfic

>>212662213
you made me cry with your loneliness and boring blog

Big fan of Holly Willoughby's fat arse

>>212662238
you're just a little bratty bottom waiting to be fucked

>>212662203
Strange accusation

>>212662226
Don't know what that means

37 year old man with a supposed life and profession spamming "yhe binble" and studying online schizophrenics

xXMLGn0sc0p3zXx

>>212662263
project on

>>212662221
we don't know, it's never been tried

ono the chiky booze u cant even promonuse

>>212662270
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

>>212662303
that's the best you could come up with isn't it
you're so flustered you little floozy

37 year old dtfic having his grandchildren on his lap in 5 years and telling them about heathernonce and 190

I want to kill myself

>>212662331
project on

Fanning a poo

212662341
excellent post

>>212661577
It's nice lad

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2020/jan/13/sex-superstar-diego-horny-tortoise-saved-species-800-babies

>>212662348
:/

https://vocaroo.com/19Nke71KyUAE

>>212662341

>>212662385
the fabled grimsby arcade

The /brit/ summer meet up is still on right lads?

>>212662394
wtf this tortoise is literally me
>>212662429
...yh

getting really into the #RAPEDIEGO movement

>>212662429
walked past earlier on my way home from work

>>212662443
Got banned for that a couple years ago

>>212662429
would actually go but none of you lot would show up

https://i.4cdn.org/s/1749956098908075.png
https://i.4cdn.org/s/1752199530432263.jpg

took a bit

>>212662445
why would u walk past that going home from work wtf kinda route u walking from tcr to leciester square?

diego getting sodomised outside trafalgar square
i saw it with mine own eyes

what browser still works with 4chanx

>>212662438
diegs did you hear about that fella getting stabbed to death trying to stop his watch being robbed in knightsbridge? when are you getting out of london?

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES
AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA

>>212662500
Firefox

>>212662500
Firefox

>>212662476

>>212662476
the so called female vaginal hole

>>212662488
i live in central diego
and im not getting the tube in this weather you freak

>>212662429
why do you keep talking about camden you mentally ill paki?

>>212662476
um

fear the lord and never doubt the love of our heavenly father

type in camden in to desuarchives and you'll see this deranged indian man mention camden every day

>>212662476
Love pussies like that

Where's diego?
Where's canslad?
Where's mihai?

i know what u are

>>212662553
Nonce pride dress lmao

>>212662599
You are extremely mentally ill

>>212662502
i did hear dont rly know the story
idk mate still pretty safe up here
>>212662490
er what nowheear at TS u can do that
>>212662533
lol what covent garden? fuck off

wish id got some chippies on the way home
too late now

need the bird

>>212662589
>>212662476
'

we all mentally ill in life

they need to make the super smart AGI ai already boring as fuck watching my job slowly get replaced just get it over with

>>212662610
It literally is though mate
Look at the MAP flag nigga
It's almost the exact same

Diego raped in a transit van parked outside of the Harlow asda

stop staring at me. everyone's staring at me stop it

>>212662611
i moved to hove and its peng

>>212662624
fertility goddess

>>212662649
literally how did you know

>>212662550
The Monty Pyke is in Westminster not the Borough of Camden you stupid fucking moron

>>212662635
your mental

>>212662635
How do you even know what that is?

Let alone have the colours memorized then see a woman's dress and have that be the first thing that comes to mind?

Seek help

>>212662624
right gets turned on a bit

The Chronicles of /Brit/ Chapter XII: The Montague Pyke Incident

>>212662651
couldnt pay me to live in gaytown where 9 months of the year it's grey windy shithole
and other 3 months it's filled with london twats
>>212662662
utterly bizarre post

am steamboats

seen women get groped in montague pyke

When "ROADMEN" Meets REAL Gangsters (COMPILATION) Part 1

>>212662624
Who's filming?

That white British rapper is so shit. I can't believe zoomers prefer that garbo over oasis, the smiths, new order, whats wrong with them?

>>212662716
rorke's da

>>212662611
>lol what covent garden? fuck off
u jealous deegs?

katzen ausgabe

>>212662731
She's so hot it's insane

why do we have literal billionaires posting amongst us

>>212662624
rorke wondering where it all went wrong

>>212662695
tbf theres nowhere near as many poofs here as people seem to think, plenty of 20-30yo slags living off their parents money though

>>212662664
I'm right and you know it
>>212662666
Seen it on kiwifarms
They were posting about Roblox not removing MAP stuff, you see

>>212662743
no just find it hard to believe there's anyone else in brit with real money
lol
>>212662697
fr? seen some annoying drunk oldies but never that seems relatively tame considering the clientelle mix

>>212662731
old bugger is no difference from teh freaks who have just watched this webm

>>212662788
Seek help you nonce freak

>>212662731
wonder what her reaction was to that and if the guy was ever charged with anything

>>212662780
nah there are loads u are right about surprisingly large amount of scantily clad young girls about tho
are there even any actual straight bars there outside a like wetherspoon

deegs is jealous because im more loaded than him

>see ugly dress
>LOOK that's the MAP NONCE FLAG I saw it on KIWIFARMS TRUST ME!

>>212662476
Doing noporn mate do you mind?

The beacons of r9k are lit
/britfeel/ calls for aid

>>212662837
Events such as "shoot the poor", "punch the disabled", and "steal milk from children"

fucking get the new made not wasting any more of my slag archive on this dungheap thread

>>212662851
It's deranged to say the least

>>212662789
nvm i'm mixing it up with the moon under water
much tighter environmnet

ordering the new big arse at mcdonalds

>>212662874
all very based

>>212662846
highly doubt that
thing is living in covent garden is noisy and active as fuck it's sorta thing russian millionaires have flats, people on social housing for 40 years, or wanabe socialites
not brit posters lol

>>212662815
Not sure how that makes me a nonce you spastic
Think you might be obsessed

>>212662163
he's done it x

>>212662826
yh like 90% of them

>>212662884
nobody wants to see fully clothed women theres millions of tonnes of porn out there

>>212662892
ls is a shithole

>>212662908
You should be euthanized

New
>>212662938
>>212662938
>>212662938

>>212662954
>>212662954
>>212662954

>>212662731
Nothing worse than an old perv.