Thread 212664701

the girlies edish

There are chuds here that want to see her raped

>>212664719
so unbelievably fit fucking hell

back in the day in /brit/ we used to have proper slag threads where on cue everyone would dip into their folders and dump slag pics

this was going back a good 10 years ago now. It was a better time.

wanted to use the katzen arsegabe but its gone :(

Get the puzzle made

>>212664683
Funny cuz I barely posted in /v/ ever
Didn't even know what gamergate was until way after the fact as I was in uni shagging during the actual events

>>212664719
>her

>>212664719
i'd like to see him brutally killed along with every other faggot

>>212664709
Are they comfy
Might get some for just walking around sainsbury's and going into the incel office

>>212664752
>pining for what an anonymous forum was like a decade ago
can see why you attempted to off yourself if you have that little going on in your life

>>212664756
>as I was in uni shagging during the actual events
Good lad
Didn't shag a single thing at uni
Was a skinny freak

>slag folder
"Shagger behaviour"

4chan X broken for anyone else? xx

>>212664752
That is a child

>>212664752
Remember fatcam?

looking at house price history in my local area and become brutally blackpilled. there is no future for this nation, not with boomers at the wheel.

rorke's peng arse sub edish

dtfic larping as a shagger again is he

don't mind gays but hate trannies

>>212664752
I don't think I have any pics you haven't seen already McCoomer

deegs sulking outside venue mot
walks down to ormside
sorry mate i know someone who works on teh door there too adn ive told them no virgin freaks allwoed
duego trying to get a black cab back to his mansion in hampstead and having to walk home instead
then getting shanked by the millwall mandem on the way home
SCREAMING

>>212664814
Corr definitely twerkable

>>212664814
find it incredibly odd that you keep posting your own arse here over and over and over again

>>212664800
4chan x and ublock no longer work in chrome if you use that

>>212664776
taking time out your busy social life to join us at 21:45 on a sunny friday are you yeah?

get your head out your arse

>>212664832
That bird has spun her head right round like an owl

is weird when you find a bird on adultfolio or purpleport and she's from some small town like padstow and then you see her getting gangbanged by a pack of africans
guess you never know who leads what kind of life when you see them walking down the street, do you

>>212664832
snowbunny mind control got that nigga soyfacing

>>212664800
Use XT instead

gonna go gym in shorts tomorrow

>>212664846
well I'm not gay so how can it be odd

>>212664846
actually that's my arse and I posted it once

um?

>>212664835
SCREAMING
impressed u know ornie and mottie tho

sweltering x

Mental how badly I mindraped him

post more megis

no LinkedIn, I do not want to follow Kier Starmer

>>212664860
>weird when you find a bird on adultfolio or purpleport and she's from some small town like padstow and then you see her getting gangbanged by a pack of africans
Does this actually happen?

>>212664719
she's so pretty jfc

>>212664832
>nigger: uhhh yuuuhhh forty n a muhfuggin pimp uuuggghhhh
>middle white women: so true, so true.

>>212664907
He's all of our boss

https://jiggie.fun/5BtwrG

big fat chebs edition, less than 500 pieces

ate almost 5k calories today. god i'm such a fat fuck

>>212664719
I'd fuck her.

>>212664811
I don't remember fatcam or craven, I think that was the actual start of the general in like 2014. I remember Sershlad and Maisiebro and all that shite though. Genuinely been here for 10 years lol (and on 4chan since 2007 dear me)

>>212664916
Please don't respond to Heatherpedo thank you

diegos slogan
>No one likes me, i don't care
millwall mandem dont care

another friday no sex

made some coffee but this shit is weak af

>>212664916
yeah I just found one that's why I said it
she's ugly af though lad

>>212664943
perfect slit

>>212664752
we've grown up
wouldn't fly with gfberg

>>212664933
*Fewer than

>>212664933
am still banned mate

my neck is sweating

>>212664744
>>212664921
>>212664937
Yaaa
>>212664768
>>212664769
Stop being so chuddy, you chuds

drinking water so I don't wake up with a cramp at 6am

>>212664904
you'd like that wouldn't you you sick fuck

I still dream about having sex with hot women while trying to sleep out of habit but that no longer does anything for me and I just end up frustrated because it's now basically intrusive thoughts

Lads, my Amazon prime day was a fantastic success
Got 47 of the books, all around 20 pounds each

>>212664950
I'll bum yer bum if ya want bumlad

>>212664989
fuck off ya cunt

>>212664991
not sure why mate but too bad for you i guess

downloading "firefox"
what's the best adblocker? x

>>212664994
why are nordettes so fucking orange

>>212664995
Should suck a banana

>>212664950
you need to try at off peak hours to increase your chances. Tuesdays at 8am is a good start

>>212665013
ublock origin

>>212664860
>adultfolio or purpleport
what on earth are these

>>212665013
ublock you THICK cunt

>>212665023
yeah don't tell me what to do mate

>>212664933
>video
fuck right off

really liked your song rec from last thread deegs, thanks for sharing x

>>212664950
If you can't get a girl, BE the girl xx

people like canslad and the slagspammer are such major inspirations for leaving this place. in their 30s and 40s and still rotting on this site, complaining that they're still virgins. I'm 19 and it gives me the fear that I might end up like them.

>>212665001
do russian women like pickles?

>>212665046
Salt too, praps dip a narner in salt

>>212665067
:O

>>212665063
blessed

>>212665068
can't be bothered to read this post but I agree

this ain't your dad's /brit/

>>212664943
haha same
yeah remember that dutchie that would post Cara at the start of every thread? Then that lad who would post 'lads' with a picture of George V. And of course the Ribena chronicles

>>212664986
arguably the play is quitting the thread and 4chan altogether when you get a gf and your real life begins e.g what Suelad (rip) did

Rashford Sancho Saka
They missed the fucking lot
Allez allez allez

times you acted like dark passenger

>>212665048
dont be a fuckin coward mate its not even 500 pieces, do this shite in me sleep

>>212665085
Persian rug flag hello, are you a small girl who likes sitting on big guy's laps?

Might blog about my cooking tonight

Catberg on a wet one

>>212665110
it's the direction I'm heading but I'd miss you lads

>>212665120
me wearing my los angeles apparel shirt

>>212665141
this catberg will die now

>>212665068
we were literally all once like you

>>212665141
imagine switching it to scalding hot and making him freakout

>>212665141
he liesk it:)

>>212665180
my knobs gone all stiff now haha

would /brit/ bop their head to this track
https://vocaroo.com/173ZahR2I76w

>>212665068
why are you here as 19 year old in 2025 lol

>>212665068
Canspedo isn't real

>>212665199
lo lthis is true too even direr than back in the day

installed firefox
redditflags test xx

>>212665068
>I'm 19 and it gives me the fear that I might end up like them.
in 30 and im on 250k but still post here because im an austic freak

>>212665172
>>212665141
mental

>>212665204
Put a sock in it DTFIC

new chair armpads came in

>>212665225
You know I'm right

>>212665228
Hate this cunt

>>212665180
>>212665194

um

>>212665221
similar age and on 230k and diagnosed autism lol

>>212665197
that is, no joke, a fucking banger

>>212665109
Indeed I do lad. We need to go back unironically also I need to end my life

>>212665155
if you can make it out then you might as well lad, none of us are any better off for being here

>>212665068
It gives you fear that you'll own a 3 bedroom house in the city with a garden, have it all paid off and are in the top 15% of earners in the country by age 27?

Sorry to hear that, lad

>>212665228
she's getting fatter

>>212665258
is that sophia? she's getting sluttier...

>>212665251
she's back!

>>212665228
Mental how ugly she is

500 piece puzzle? Not worth my time

need a big muscle gf to do me in
sort me out

>>212665258
maybe the ofcom ban will be enough to force me off

>>212665258
>Indeed I do lad. We need to go back unironically also I need to end my life
Felt like I had my whole life ahead of me back then

dont like firefox

>>212665264
should've made it salad bar date instead eh lad haha

>>212665289
what's the sweet spot?

>>212665260
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212665254
beast

>>212665252
>>212665221
same aha
on 260k though and it's AuDHD

>>212665068
lol I was you a decade ago

mate's gf had a fall and was given 100ml morphine but he doubts she'll use it all
is 50ml of morphine enough to get high for a while? how much should you pay for it

>>212665308
no one does
they shagged it

>>212665310
2 pieces

>>212665257
Disgusting greasy unwashed hair on him. Get this little freak under a hose

>>212665313
Same reason you pretend to be normal
hint: neither is true, lad

>>212665068
i remember being naive like you a decade ago

bbc nigger cock for tea

>>212665289
its a video puzzle ya cowardly dog

https://jiggie.fun/5BtwrG

Me? £300k and diagnosed Aspergers with Complex PTSD x

Mad how the rising tide of NS is unstoppable

me? on 300k
dont like to boast about it though

>>212665341
>i can always tell

>>212665240
Have a day off. Nothing will happen if you take ONE day off mate, seriously it might be good for your menthol elves

>>212665344
Just think it's weird how you talk about drinking beer all the time but don't actually drink any

Also how you just appeared out of nowhere to respond to a post about you being a sad bastard

Set the cat amongst the pigeons this one

ive been on 4chan since 2006 and /brit/ since 2013

>>212665387
AUTISTS SHOOK

Are we lying now?
Canslad? well I er, I drink the bokkles

>>212665384
You're American

shove it rorke

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

Mental how many people here earn C-suite level salaries

>>212664719
id protect him, but he will need to clean our cell and make me cups of tea, and hide my heroin up his arse. just prison wife stuff.

>>212665376
>>212665366
>>212665324
>>212665252
>>212665221
mental
what do you do?

wish my bumhole looked like the eye of sauron

How many summers have you wasted thus far? For me it's 16 summers wasted out of 28

erm...

>>212665387
probably cause it's filled with all kinds of unspoken rules, behaviours, mores and so on. not as straightforward as knowing every train model or pokemon

>>212665426
senior VP principal poster on brit.com x

>>212665299
you'd like that wouldn't you you pervert

>>212665300
when 4chan was hacked and went down I just spent 4 weeks reading pirated ebooks and PDFs about schizoid personality disorder

>>212665302
same but also I'd already dropped out of uni by then and well and truly fucked up my entire life. I remember sitting in my bedroom at my mum's house posting here while on 4f-mph pills ordered (legally), high as fuck shitposting and watching K-POP videos lads were posting and enjoying them

>>212665432
to explain all the evil that comes out of it?

Everything in moderation, that's what I always say.

>>212665416
rorke pretending this isn't the pengest hole he's ever seen

>>212665359
Be there in 10

>>212665421
no idea what that means but I toil like a runt

fucking hell rorke

is canslad an invented character?

where the FUCK is withdrawalslad and opiateaussie

>>212665408
You aren't though

>>212665382
I do take days off here

Don't know why lots of people seem to think I'm literally always here

What's a good game I could play this weekend lads?

>>212665457
The amount of time you are here isn’t moderate

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212665457
>moderation
heard they do it for free. crazy stuff.

>>212664996
>>212665449
youre just reposting images that i have posted here in the past

I've thought about it and I don't care if a bird has been fucked by a dog. As long as she has never shagged an N or had an abortion.

>>212665488
cretinous little oaf

literally still almost naked in my backgarden playing music should pack it in stat before the neighbours get funny (again)

>>212665387
>NOOOO I can't predict what you're going to do JUST STOPP NOOOOOOO
same argument rorke makes about minorities btw. give your head a wobble fascist.

I know I can’t save Britain
I just want to help my friends

>>212665483
elden ring nightreign

>>212665483
heard good things about MindsEye

>>212665287
Your looksmatch

Me? Drinking some rose at the moment

No beer in the house right now but might go get some later

Canslad rules this thread with an iron but fair fist

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

Next Zoopla house price valuation in 4 days

>>212665482
>Don't know why lots of people seem to think I'm literally always here

You are. And you’re here literally all day.

>>212665494
know many birds like that, do you? dirty bastard

>>212665487
this is my first post and already you're riding my butt about it?

almost 25 and only on £130k think it's already over for me

>>212665505
Utter autistic babble this post, consider following the advise stated above and make not acting like a freak you specialist subject

>>212665503
nother bottle of wine and you'll be blissfully ignorant to your seething neighbours

>>212665549
grim

might book a financial health check with NatWest
need to close a couple accounts haha savings are depleted

>>212665522
stop stealing my post

>>212665528
Whatever you say boss

tira me a las aranas

>>212665522
nah he must pick it up, it's going to africa after all

>>212665483
>games you can smell

>>212665493
sometimes if my interest is REALLY piqued I will seek out the insta and procure my own images but it takes a lot for me to go that extra mile

I'm on 70k a year and I struggle to pay rent or bills

Anyone else reading the judge dredd?

>>212665522
He probably still does it though. It's not what you know it's who you know most of the time tbqhwy.

>>212665553
rapeladian gaze

>>212665577
>piqued
FOY

>>212665560
me: if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is
you: stop stealing my post
me: ???

erm... lads... that arsehole... i-it's... still... there...

>>212665557
grow up what else do we have to live for

my god, what are you doing?

>>212665578
Shut up
No you don't

watching 1st dates
woman on there thought she was late 30s
age comes up she's 21
not right
Rachel the name

>>212665483
gonna play warhammer darktide all weekend myself

>>212665598
god christ love etc

>>212665541
every girl ive ever talked about sex with was very open until the abortion thing came up

>>212665607
It's true

Olivia Rodrigo is so peng and I'm going to marry her soon because she's in love with me, but I'm not a fan of how lewd she'd getting onstage, showing off her arse n all that

>>212665622
all 3 of them exist inside the bottle

I'm on 70k a year and I struggle to pay rent or bills

>>212665590
t. thought it was "peaked my interest" until reading my post just now and is now kicking off

>>212665593
niger

>>212665625
you ask a lot of birds about dogs, do you? dirty bastard

gf is half my size but sweating three times as much

>>212665625
they know in their heart of hearts it wrong yet for sake of convenience most of them will kill their own baby
>>212665642
false

hiiiii!!! <3

rorke flummoxed

>>212665598
Friends. Family. Meaning. Purpose. A clue gained.

>>212665643
have you ever missed a bill or rent payment? Been in arrears? Got any CCJs?

>>212665659
me: if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is
you: stop stealing my post
me: ???
you: niger
me: nigel

>>212665668
omg rorkeypopz hai :3

>>212665658
mental

>>212665667
why did jesus turn water into wine then

>>212665522
thats not how money works

Rorke is posting his junk and garbage
>>212665497

>>212665658
No way

>>212665699
cos it's a party

>>212665711
cockmogs me!

>>212665658
still find it mental that it's literally confirmed prince andrew is a nonce yet absolutely nothing happened about it and nobody cares

>>212665522
he should put down the fork nigga fat af now

>>212665663
Imagine the fucking smell

Why is spaki using an American VPN now?

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
millennials: just setup some open source software on my rig at home

>>212665677
>If you live in Spain, you must be able to speak English.
>If you live in Dubai, you must be able to speak English.

(8) heartbreak heartbreak (8)

>>212665730
every days a pRty
on gods green earth lad get the bottles opened
the ales sipped
the cocktails mixed
the chemicals consumed

>>212665755
He found the nonce botnet and is having the time of his life for these last two weeks before he kills himself

leftypol donating one of his testicles to someone on the transplant list

>>212665647
Please tell me Rebecca Black is going to become an egirl making annoying bedroom pop about sexual revenge

>>212665647
Tasty chebbos

nigga name is keir

>>212665685
stupid monkey

>>212665732
@sammythighswalks corrr

i predicted all of this you know, all of it

Homer cheated on Marge

>>212665739
Bill vs Linus cage match when

(8) hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe (8)

>>212665815
if I stole it why did my post get five (You)s and yours only get one?

lowering my delicate plums into a pythons enclosure

>>212665662
yes but very few have admitted it
i did have an ex that admitted she liked spooning her dog
but the poor bugger had no bollocks so i doubt they were shagging
wouldnt have surprised me if she got her dog to lick her minge
he was a big goofy dog and would probably lick her arse if she put some gravy on it

>>212665823
alri quasimandias

rorkes da dying of complications during major heart surgery

My brother will likely be dead within 7 years
Troon cult got him

>he was a big goofy dog and would probably lick her arse if she put some gravy on it
ktim

>>212665650
no idea what happened to him, maybe he was in an accident and had to have reconstructive surgery

>>212665667
aye deep down everyone knows abortion is wrong
some women are just evil and do it anyway

>>212665848
give them back

reverse image search didn't work
gonna kms

>>212665881
mum's got heart surgery in 4 days

>>212665833
he should have just shagged mindy

he'd have gone home afterwards and been a better husband and father for it. Get Lurleen Lumkin pumped an all.

>>212665822
hrrrrrrnnnnnnnggggghhhhhhhh

>>212665890
far too many carbs

>>212665902
no no

>>212665890
PHWAAAOOORR

>>212665890
not enough carbs

currently posting on /brit/ on a friday night

>>212665677
Brits in Spain should learn to speak Spanish.
Brits should leave Dubai before the inevitable collapse, but im pretty sure English is considered on par with Arabic.

discord mate sent me a willy pic

so what if i'm fat and ugly at least i'm bald

>>212665912
But he did shag Mindy

>>212665890
oh look, an italian covering something in cheese

>>212665964
alri egglad

corrrr scraniel beddingfield

>>212665874
i licked her arse and she didn't even apply gravy

>>212665953
is what it is status: it

their only experience of humanity was an arse coming at them down a steel corridor

>>212665973
tbf I've given you around 5 (You)s if it's any consolation

Have you signed the social contract?

>>212665711
he's from the uk
why do I never see these

>>212665381
Women don't have a bulge sitting in their panties mate, that plus the unwashed grungey appearance could only mean 1 thing

new
>>212666013
>>212666013

>>212664719
he's a cute boy but if you're attracted to him you're at least bisexual just deal with it

Need to get my dink sunked

>>212665882
as far as im concerned anyone who troons is already dead to me

>>212666025
Bit early

>>212666042
yes! thiss! THIS. HIYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

last for walt disney or something idk

first time i've seen youtube ads in years, they really are just the most nauseating, brown, disgusting, perverted, jewish concoctions you can imagine

anyway is chromium alri for a browser?

>>212666787
librewolf - firefox without the tranny

might have a wank and skip the new thread