Thread 212665997

Please book your trip to Italia, thanks

>>212665997 (OP)
I have walked along this route before
please care

beautiful

>>212666088
thank you, come back whenever you want. We miss you

>>212665997 (OP)
No
Italians hate us gringos

I just booked a 2 week trip, going to Amsterdam, Paris, Strasbourg, Luxembourg, and Cologne. I'm sorry, you didn't make the cut.

>>212666485
>Paris
>Amsterdam
>Luxembourg

>>212666527
I booked it for mid August. Is it going to be an overcrowded, expensive shitfest?

>>212666622
You won't find a single "local" just an immense sea of tourists and immigrants, especially in august

>>212665997 (OP)
name a city to travel to

Please don't visit Italy outside of the same 5-6 tourist trap places

>>212665997 (OP)
No, already going back to Japan. Does Italy have anime, karaoke, and prostitutes? No? Don't care then. Sorry.

My, my!
What a beautiful blue water.
Would be a shame if someone was to shit in it :)))

>>212666914
Verona

>>212667085
we have karaoke and prostitutes and winx club.

>>212667115
when I was like 8 years old I shat in the sea and the turd floated to the surface. I got so scared I tried to swim away but my swimming trunks were still around my ankles so I fumbled the escape and ended up drinking some salty, shitty water.

>>212667160
>prostitutes
Yeah but are they actually accessible? Even the US has "escorts" and massage parlors, but escorts are horribly overpriced and probably half cops, and massage parlors add your name to a blackmail list since they're mostly compromised by cops. In Japan, I can walk down the street and bang an ugly old lady for like 100 bucks. Is it the best deal? No, Thailand is better. But it's still quite nice considering it's also the anime country at the same time.

>winx club.
Might actually watch this, never heard of it

>>212667281
idk bro I get pussy 4free, winx club is certified kino tho

>>212667334
>idk bro I get pussy 4free
Happy for you my friend, but I am a psychotic loser and I require pay-to-win options.
> winx club is certified kino tho
Noted, based cartoonchad

>>212665997 (OP)
Please give my citiizenship eligibility back. You must acknowledge my Italian blood for me to support your republic with my hard earned dollars. Also please remove African people from tourist sights, and the parks of every city. I was trying to relax in Bari's Umberto I garden, and there was disgusting Africans everywhere ruining the atmosphere. Italian-Americans can no longer enjoy Italy, if the current situation is not remedied.

>>212667595
>please remove African people
Maybe we should work on getting that done in our own country first big guy

>>212667705
Blacks are more American than me. My blood is Italian as I've illustrated. Therefore I have little concern for the African populations of the USA. It is an unfixable problem that millions of blacks were brought here as slaves. It is a fixable and recent problem that the Italian government refuses to boot or prevent African immigrants from water skiing across the Med.

>>212667705
italy has a far easier job and a far greater justification for doing so given
a. it's explicitly a state for the italian people and always has been, and also happens to be the ethnic homeland of the italian people vs the usa that has, at best been a broadly european ancestry state composed of numerous european ethnicities (not to mention african and american indian genetic stock that goes back 400 and thousands of years respectively)
b. the africans have been there for far less time
c. possibly most importantly they have jus sanguinis citizenship laws rather than jus soli citizenship laws - that is that who is a citizen of the country is constituted by the who is your bloodline (ie in their case italian) rather than what we have in the usa where it is citizenship based on where you are born
in a legal, ethical, logistical, and moral standpoint it is far easier to deport africans from italy than for us to do so

>>212665997 (OP)
Nigga if I had any money I wouldn't be wasting my life browsing /int/ on a Friday night

>>212667864
Deep south -> wakanda
east coast + most of west coast + east midwest -> goyfarmland
frontier west + some of west coast -> whiteoidtopia

Done, solved

>>212666485
I'd rather visit small towns and buy people drinks while we talk shit about each others countries in good fun but I'd lie about being Canadian

already did
visited naples and got scammed by a gypsy
watched dogs fuck in the street
piles of garbage everywhere
and cash train tickets only, but the conductors never checked tickets and the exit turnstiles were always closed
ferry pilot was 14 his dad drunk and singing about it
sicily mostly liars

tunisia was better all around because the shopkeepers beat the scammers in the street

>>212665997 (OP)
Do Italians not have a problem with tourists like Spain?

>>212668153
Italy is under military occupation as your country also is, they are not permitted to complain.

>>212668318
Retard fuck

>>212668153
They mostly visit and clog the same 5-6 spots. In Spain I think they get swarmed more evenly, also Spain gets more tourists than Italy in general

>>212668318
the heckin' imperialismo god I love melanin

You'll see

>>212668058
>and cash train tickets only, but the conductors never checked tickets and the exit turnstiles were always closed
There's no turnstiles at the train station. You can buy electronic tickets on trenitalia, therefore I think you are one of the many baiting mentally ill americans

>>212668566
trenitalia doesn't talk to regionale campania
and as I found out, regionale campania trains don't talk to each other because my train got lost and had to back up

>>212665997 (OP)
Italians HATE Americans though. I'd rather go to France, where we are loved.

>>212665997 (OP)
no thanks, I'm saving to visit Japan again next year.

>>212669147
lol