Birmingham edition

NEED GF

>>212666014
would love to suck her cock

*goes bankrupt*

>>212666012
well I wageslave and have never had sex so yes I guess I have signed it in a way

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

let's see a cat do this

one of the air india pilots deliberately sabotaged the plane

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

english rose

>there are 'men' in this thread who have never licked a womans arse
pathetic

>>212666072
Love it

DELTA SQUAD CHECK IN

>>212666094
Homer licked Mindy's arse

>>212666066
started watching her glasto set because she looked fit in the thumbnail at the time and I can confirm she is indeed very hot, clearly works out, but she was insufferably annoying

also a lesbian

need an oasis plaphog gf

>bill gate

SEXO

>>212666078
why would bill gate be carrying a 50 quid note

charlotte big jugs

who i'm is? The Phenom! You niggas can't live!!

>>212666127
if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

steve job

>>212666110
Who?

um, ok, so that's a 20 year old british lad with a hitachi wand on his comically small willy whilst wearing a school uniform (on my other monitor)

>>212666094
Gfberg loves getting her ass eaten

>>212666142
why would bill gate be carrying a 50 quid note

Haven’t seen heathermong much lately lads… is /brit/ healing?

>>212666164
please link

Bill Gates hasn't ate properly in 6 days and has been living from tap water and berries he's been picking on his nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.

he has no money until Monday because he opened his wallet up when it was really windy and all his money blew out

>>212666168
Are you talking about your favourite moose?

blue to pink (white-tinted) gradient today. it is a lot better than yesterday

>>212666171
IF bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up THEN he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212666013 (OP)
ham is haram, it should be called birmingbeef

another boatload of doctors

>>212666171
to drop it in front of povvos but snatch it back in front of them

need my sunk cost fellated

>>212666190
WHY would bill gate be CARRYING a 50 quid note

>>212666182
@awwarabella

bustin makes me feel good

>>212666194
We can't all be doctors Rorke

I need my dick sucked

TIL when Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their pay stubs, the first thing that Bill Gate picked up was a £50 note. Matt Dinner brought and a hot dinner.

>>212666186
Still seething?

Just post a picture of the beer you're drinking and I'll leave you alone

zoomers see a £50 note and claim PIP for PTSD

>>212666185
a classic

>>212666208
IF BILL GATE dropped a £50 note and picked it up THEN he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212666194
Turkey and Greece did the same "half baked" policy and small boat crossings went down by around 90%
Roke is finished

if bill gate poo gay poo peng

>>212666229
told you I been here a long time x

I lick people's poo poo holes! HAHAHAHAHA

>>212666232
WHY would BILL GATE be CARRYING a 50 quid note

learning from birds how to take Pokemon Gyms (and traverse radii/area)

uh let me be clear

>>212666194
mum needs on them too

>>212666266
IF BILL GATE dropped a £50 note and picked it up THEN he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how RICH he is

>>212666222
tell your mother
maybe she'll do us all a favor and put you out of your misery

might rewatch Predator

>>212666275
hi

I enjoy when DTFIC posts about his imaginary gf because you know he’s feeling self-conscious and feels the need to make himself sound normal

>>212666277
borack obamna xD

am naked rn ama

>>212666104
sexo

>>212666090
corr used to be my go-to for WIN videos

>>212666115
Jesus Christ that's grim. Did you see the fit Asian girl who was an oasis super fan until Liam called her a ching chong on twitterlol

>>212666215
girthmogs me

>>212666314
describe the pong

get the hosepipes banned

>>212666290
WHY would BILL GATE be CARRYING a 50 QUID note

fat cunts be like hmm yes i'll have a dangerous medical procedure or take experimental medicines instead of just eating less shite

get the carrots eaten

>>212666333
stop making me fancy you

>>212666349
IF BILL GATE dropped a 50 QUID note and picked it up THEN he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how RICH he is

>>212666335
musky with a hint of sweaty arse crack

truly have never seen a smaller cock than my own, not even exaggerating

>>212666314
would love to lie next to you naked with the fan blowing cool air over us
?

>>212666222

>>212666376
bil gate mever touched a 50 qudi note in his LISE LIFE

>>212666384
how many cocks have you seen?

im going to Canada

>>212666384
Let's hang out you and me. We can compare .

badly need a haircut but I can tell you right now I will not be going tomorrow and will instead be working another full week with shaggy hair

>WHY YOU CUT OFF THE ENGINES BHENCHOD
>BLADY BICH WHY YOU SAY I CUT OFF THE ENGINES BASTARD
>BLOODY FUCK YOU BHENCHOD TURN THEM ON BASTARD BICH
>FUCK YOU BLADY!
>BHENCHOD BASTARD
>BICH BLADY BA-*explosion*

>>212666387
:3

Bill Gates newly purchased first home went up in value by 25k since November. Latest Zoopla update is in 4 days

found £50 and spent it on a limited edition labubu

women should have to play with my poo to prove that they love me
or at least be confronted with it
now that mummy doesn't wipe my bottom anymore I will leave my poo in the toilet and not flush it so she will have to see it and smell it
really I should poo on both mummy and wifey while they are sleeping to teach them a lesson but at least making them look at it and smell it and clean it up and maybe touch it a little bit is something

>>212666384
4 inches me

>>212666391
IF bill gate touched a quid note and dropped it and picked it up he would have lost money because of how rich he is

>>212666395
thousands

based

bill gates hoovering up 50 quid notes from teh floor outside marks and sparks
tahts how he got so rich

is it old memes night

recoding Canada drinking a bud light with hockey mittens on

nah but why does this lad have a custom hello kitty cock cage

Group chat has gone extremely zesty and we are sending each other pics of our bulges in the underwear we are wearing right now lmao why do straight men act like this

>>212666459
based

done rorke up like a kipper he has

>>212666491
their generic ones don't fit him obviously

It's fun to compare with your mates

>>212666462
no! it a HYPOthetical situation

>>212666459
All ours now

>>212666496
going to show you my bulge

>>212666496
All laughing at actual gay lads of course

>>212666516
both cockmog me

>>212666516
those are PEEPEES! hhahhahahah WTF?

>>212666496
I'd also like to have friends

>>212666523
bill gate suced up 30 quid notes thats why hes a billionaire
look it up

>>212666548
Can I ask your height?

>Canslad is getting drunk and reading Judge Dredd
>/brit/ is posting the gay porn again

Not sure what one I'd rather be

mental how i'm forced to pay taxes for a society that hates me

seen bill gate at the grocery store with 50 quid note. asked him for an autograph but he said:
"you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell what is wrong with me lads.

>>212666571
I dont pay taxes and earn over 300k a year. just dont pay taxes

why did arsenal play a known rapist for 4 years

PEEPEE THREAD! PEEPEE THREAD!
POST PEEPEES!

>>212666571
Why even work lad. Just let the women do everything and stumble

>>212666562
no! there is not a 30 quid note
look it up

>>212666566
He can't use that number!

>>212666601
bill gate so rich he got 30 quid note

getting my grief club milked

>>212666399
Wanna meet up?

>>212666624
show me your titties

Currently flipping through my stack of 30 quid notes

>>212666595

would get on the grindr if i had a cute or even average face

if bill gates dropped 50 pounds he'd probably die from malnutrition

Interacted with homeless drug addict with a dog today, Obviously really hot today so she was sitting in the shade on the side of the high street. She asked if i had any water(i didnt) whilst i was sitting in my car. Her dog even though a bully type breed looked really chill and some people petted him. Luckily some lady brought her some bottles of water from the shop after me.

Just made me think and feel really bad for her(and the dog). She seems relatively still young 20's-30's but had all the marks on her face where she'd been picking her skin.

Made me sad :(

(blog post over)

>>212666592
mental how it all came out literally the day after he left the club

>>212666574
>>212666615
bill gate don't have these notes! it's HYPOthetical (I made it up for thought experiment)

kirov reporting

>>212666569
You're not though weird thing to lie about desu

>>212666574
told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to pick up a £50 note or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>212666640
should have raped her

>>212666459
Finders keepers

>>212666637
:/

cock's hard now

>>212666631
I'm a hairy man

Omds

In a country of Scott Pilgrims be Scotty T

>>212666684
:(

>>212666598
cause sir kier wants to take away the dole and getting an autism diagnosis is borderline impossible

Interacted with homeless drug addict with a dog today, Obviously really hot today so she was sitting in the shade on the side of the high street. She asked if i had any water(i didnt) whilst i was sitting in my car. Her dog even though a bully type breed looked really chill and some people petted him. Luckily some lady brought her some bottles of water from the shop after me.

Just made me think and feel really bad for her(and the dog). She seems relatively still young 20's-30's but had all the marks on her face where she'd been picking her skin.

Made me sad :(

gave her some water but then she said
"you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"

fucking hell what is wrong with me lads.

>>212666637
>circumsized
Yanks are so grim

just been bummed by a labubu

I genuinely think Ruby is lesbian lads. Like there are no men in her videos. All her friends are girls, she's really delicate and soft. I can't imagine her wanting to get fucked, more just read a book and go to a museum and snuggle with another nerdy cute.

>>212666693
Sorry mate

>>212666656
lol! best bill gate post this thread
take my gold 30 quid note kind stranger

>>212666700
i'm afraid i shan't be reading this

>>212666719
in other news water is wet

bill gate shouting outside my widnow 30 QUID NOTE 30 QUID NOTE 30 QUID NOTE

>>212666719
You are such a freak

>>212666669
You've replied twice to me with emoji faces persian rug flag. What's on your mind?

I want a steak and ale pie but am too retarded to bake

saw a homeless drug addict today. asked him for an autograph but he said:
"you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell what is wrong with me lads. saw a homeless drug addict with a dog today. "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell what is wrong with me lads. saw a homeless drug addict today witha pibby. "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell what is wrong with me lads. saw a homeless drug addict homeless person with a dog today. "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell what is wrong with me lads.
saw a homeless drug addict homeless person with a dog today. "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell what is wrong with me lads

>>212666740
Is she confirmed lesbo though? I need to know

>>212666745
no! bill gate don't want 30 quid note because he is so rich
that's the point

She's desperate to be seen as quirky and whimsical, if only she weren't wound so tight with anxiety and an endless need to perform for other people's benefit. Hard to express a genuine childlike wonder for the world when you're petrified to be an actual part of it.

>>212666719
lesbian or not she is mental
she named herself after a child

50 year old freaks at glasto listening to old jarv thinking theyre in their 20s again
fucking pathetic GROW UP

blacks are tremendously insecure

>>212666710
You wouldn't even be able to see the outline of his head if he were uncut. It looks stupid.

bill gate

>>212666771

need a lesbian (but isnt trans) gf to rape, with consent

>>212666771
guess they didn't want their country back

Nibble nibble

rorkes da being denied finance options when attempting to buy a 2008 skoda octavia

>>212666783
utter headcase she is

>>212666808
bill gate out of shot dropping his 30 quid notes

need a transbian gf

would be VERY funny if gookmoot sold 4chan to virgin media

>>212666808

Iga

I AM THE SPECIAL MAN! I AM MUMMY'S SPECIAL LITTLE MAN!

>>212666760
wow didn’t even realise I did it a second time lol

need a lesbian gf with a gf

>>212666794
I think that's endearing though

haven't eaten all day

>>212666719
She needs to be in a Lebensborn program.

I miss 190

>>212666846
Are you small? I'm 190.5 cm

>>212666875
well I ate a loaf of bread :)
and a can of MONSTER Energy ULTRA white which cost 3x the price of the bread

was watching a vid called girl bates and it reminded me of bill gates and the mood was ruined

>>212666887
well maybe if you didn't mindrape him so badly he'd come back

threads gone to shit, all the good posters have gone to bed, left with the schizo dregs, the spammers and the jfs now

>>212666771
>>212666808
grim

Ruby Granger's mouth open, awaiting me to take a nice big shite in it

octavias reds big juicy juggs

>>212666904
Do you always eat an entire item at once? The other day you ate a whole block of cheese

>>212666913
Puzzle gooning x

>>212666840

>>212666719
pornbrain freak

>>212666916
me in the back

aff tae bed ... x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcDmbOFN_Aw

>>212666887
Don't worry I'm here now lad. How's it foing?

>>212666912
I can't take it back now, can I?

>>212666913
Complain more about it

I'm sure that will help

>>212666847
luv lezzers and lasses who look like lezzers
it is my curse and burden

>>212666913
Tell it to britfeel m8

>Searching for posts that contain ‘ruby’ and posts after 2025-07-10. 54 results found.

totally organic

>>212666847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk

>>212666804

>>212666943
>Iran, 1979

time for your injection rorke x

>>212666957
190!
190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of Cyrmu (that’s Wales for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your pet rock! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x

>>212666964
What is this absolute incel garbage LMAO

before women

10 minutes left until I can get meth'd up

>>212666987
name of movie?

>>212666950
want to bite her tights
or her legs with her tights on perhaps
dont care much for the song however

Transcript from my new TV show about a hospital.

1. INT - A&E

Nurse Brown walks to Reception with haste.

Receptionist Julie is on phone while a man with a nail in his hand is shouting about pain.

Nurse Brown: (With authority) PATIENT YOU MUST TAKE A SEAT!

The man with a nail stops shouting and looks surprised.

Nurse Brown takes the phone from Julies hand and slams it down.

Nurse Brown: Dr. Silverberg has had a heart attack.

Reception Julie's mouth is wide, look of total surprise.

Nurse Brown: We must page Dr. Rorke immediately.

Reception Julie grabs a pager without speaking.

Nurse Brown: Only Dr. Rorke has the skills to perform open heart surgery and save Dr. Silverberg...

2. EXT. - Dr. Rorke's Boat, South of France

Dr. Rorke, shirtless in swimming trunks and Ray Ban Wayfarers is lounging on a deck chair, sipping an iced beverage. A fishing rod is nearby but he stares out across the water, contemplative.

His girlfriends Kiyomi and Yumi are under an umbrella taking selfies and giggling.

Dr. Rorkes pager sounds. He removes his sunglasses and looks at the pager.

Dr. Rorke: Sorry girls, I need to save lives.

Dr Rorke jumps off the side of the boat, landing on his Jet Ski and takes off at speed towards the harbour.

>>212666916
biomass bus

if china is so advanced and amazing why are there countless chinaman in aus and not the other way around

Ruby Ridge
Never forget

>>212666459
>including Scotland but not England
says it all

well its a bitter swweet symphony
bill gate be dropping his 30 quid note on the floor
then he pick it up no more
because hes a richer sweet symphone thats nice life

>>212666983
LOL

need a nurse gf who stares at me smiling and jerks me off

ruby grangler

rorkes da getting banned from the local cash converters branch

You reckon Hermione shaved her clunge?

>>212667025
The aussie men are in the chinese women iykwim de lid de lid

>>212667009
err rorkes injection (1996)

*glides into the thread in a T pose*

Just saw an extremely cringe post

The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.

Got the date lined up for tomorrow and feeling like i don't have anything to prove x
It is what it is x

need a bottle of PCP gf

>>212666992
nothing incelly about wanting to shag lesbians

You look like this

>>212667075
I think this every day and yet I never leave. Happens in your country?

>>212667038
bed now
no more bill gate post

>>212667059
vocaroo yourself saying this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0

>>212667096
add 50lbs

are there movies where rorke gets injected
>>212667096
I wish but thats a 15-16 year old

Protogf has got me officially round hers tomoz
can't even imagine the antic 2bh

>>212667096
chance would be a fine thing

>>212666964
who

>>212667134
stupid bitch

>>212665677
Rorkes been taking L after L recently

>>212667096
i wish

what is ruby granger's real name?

dont trust those gym leggings

>>212667051
no she is hairy princess

>rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke

All fucking day

>>212667096
Add 20 stone

>>212667094
Nothing wrong with liking bi girls lad but learn about filters are and why you should drop any girl who uses them. Lesbians are attracted to men, what you want is a bi bird with tomboy hair style, which is top notch imo

we're going onward
forward
all through the nighrt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcgfuKz2OEA&list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcgfuKz2OEA&list

I sat my O Levels during the Summer of 1976.

We didn't take a drinks bottle to school.
We weren't told to wear a hat.
We weren't banned from sitting in the sun.
None of us had "special needs".
None had a nut allergy.
There was no DEI bollocks.

We were just normal happy kids.

>>212667164
ruby boner

>>212667156
*dribbles out a bead of grool when you call me that*

Steam coming out rorke's ears

Nottingham
Southport
David Amess

all done by africans

why can't brits stop the boats
just sink them lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9fYn9NSoL4
lol
are french people retarded?

STWEAMI=MING OFF ME ROCKET AS IT WERE

brit is a pro-israeli general, wuslims FUCK OFF

need a fit girl to rape me (is consent)

>>212667192
Nice arse on her

>>212667175
it's mostly one sad cunt

>>212667215
noooo that's against human rights

>>212667212
all been memoryholed in favour of the football now this is the sad clownwoke we live in

>>212667219
me after typing yhe binble

why tf is caberge meowing to me

>>212667227
French people are genuinely very unpleasent

>>212667182
>Lesbians are attracted to men
ha ha you made a mistake!!
but yeah nah i get what you mean

>>212666836
What would Richard Bransons username be?

Toffmoot?

>>212667025
China sends their young people to the best unis in the world (in western countries), then those young Chinese graduates take their knowledge back to China, where they contribute to the advancement of Chinese technology

bill gate going to bed earned 20000 million billion dollars
tjats how rish he is

im not asking to be raped

>>212667227
18 minutes mate you'll have to be more specific

I've only posted about rorkes da today so don't look at me

https://jiggie.fun/QCWpo4

jigsaw puzzle goon sesh de lads

__

cabege needinfg shagged.,,,

>>212667158
>Dover immigration center attack
Thats the bloke who decapitated himself afterwards

>>212667227
love seeing a stupid woman get put in her place

total

rorke

victory

>Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and posts after 2025-07-10
>296 results found

lads ruby granger is undoubtedly autistic

>>212667254
he lieks it ))

what is it about comfortable life that makes people utterly dull and vapid? in middle class suburbs the conversations revolve around who bought what car, the latest smart watch, the gains on their portfolio... like the phrase "character building" is actually referring to a real thing. people who have hard lives or some kind of struggle seem to have something interesting to say and don't just sit around being boring sods.

>>212666013 (OP)
A rat's nest.

>>212667306
Cornwall <3

>>212667256
I find short hair ugly but just once I want a blowjob from a bint with hair like that, just to see how it feels when I put my hand on her head. Also a bald woman.

anyone listened to the new justin bieber album

Alright lads

Off to enjoy my Friday night

Have fun!! xoxo

>>212667306
baffling that people vote for libdems

>>212667234
It's allll fucking day

>>212667309
four rorke mention per thread on average

rorke: stop making fun of a non existent loser i choose to identify with!!!!!!


trolldad: +1 to my rorkecount

>>212667306
mad how cornwall is like the limp princess wand of england

>>212667291
um

>>212667306
Don't blame me, i'm voting Labour.

>>212667349
closet tories innit

>>212667306
voting green me

>>212667349
"""""people"""""

>>212642091
>>212642091

im voting for the economic libertarians - the economic liberty party

>>212667306
>Reform UK
>rorke
They're unironically more left than the Tories now

caberge doin bizness on my floor rn

>>212667230
open borders for israhell

>>212667369
you're my favorite poster um girl xx

>>212667211
>>212667211
>>212667211

this bread tastes like bacon or something

>>212667306
leftypols response is to shove a labubu up his arse