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Anonymous Albania No.212666400 >>212678035
/balk/
bumslaughter edition

OLD: >>212650089
Anonymous Albania No.212666483
wholesome thread that will totally not die by 3-4 in the morning
Anonymous Greece No.212666614 >>212666702
>>212666123
Latina or not, she needs to be beaten up
Anonymous Albania No.212666671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTqYRWcA-Yw
japs make catchy songs
Anonymous Romania No.212666702
>>212666614
Based
Anonymous Romania No.212666814 >>212666878 >>212675304
balk schizo tier list
>1.Stab
>2.Timmy
>3.Kelly
>4 Boon
>5. Me
>6 fyromtwink/trasha
Being humble and only putting myself at 5
Anonymous Albania No.212666878 >>212667007
>>212666814
stay humble king
Anonymous Greece No.212666883
Science is insane

They have finally managed to create a sensor that can detect shitgal. Yes, if only we could deploy itt so we could get over with this retarded glownigger tranny
Anonymous Romania No.212667007
>>212666878
I keep most of my schizophrenia hidden from /balk/, hence why i don't post for days at a time when i am feeling particularly more ungunged
I could easily fight for the top spot
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212667132
https://vocaroo.com/1615ypyG3rpt

ASYLUM ALLEYCUM N HAMDA LEE LA MOTHAFUCKAS
MAY ALLAH BLESS YO UNCALLOUSED TIMMY KNEES
YA'LL MOTHAFUCKAS BETTER BE UNROLLIN YO PRAYER MATS RITE NOW N GITTIN DEM PRAYA REPS UP
ALLAH AYNE IMPRESSED FROM YO KNEELIN FORM
ONE PRAYER REP SKIPPED
AND ONE LESS FART SNIFFED
KEEPS A FOOL AWAY FROM JANNAH
SO UNROLL DEM PRAYER MATS
AND KNEEL DOWN FOR ALLAH
SNIFF THE BUTT OF THE MAN IN FRONT OF YOU
AND INHALE THE SPIRIT OF ALLAH
I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO COMPLAINS ABOUT DA HEAT OUTSIDE
I WANNA SEE YO PERFECT KNEELIN FORM AND COMPOSURE
MAY ALLAH BLESS YO BURNT TIMMY SKIN
SO YOU CAN SWEAT HIS HOLY WATER
Anonymous Romania No.212667277
humble thread for humblemen
Anonymous Greece No.212667286 >>212667384
the ONLY pale devil that's worthy
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212667302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y

the og black anouncer
Anonymous Romania No.212667384 >>212667414
>>212667286
the one of many you mean
Anonymous Greece No.212667414
>>212667384
If they're based like her, why not
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212668459 >>212668778
https://youtu.be/VrrqgbxyyMo?t=44
Anonymous Greece No.212668778
>>212668459
*dies on hardcore from some noob who got guns blazing into the same room as you*
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212668968
>rishi sunak
>kash patel
is using jeets as scapegoats for his mistakes the krakka's new hobby
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212670431
https://youtu.be/e2Y2OrAXfHE?t=170
and now for the theme bump
stabby shizo gets mag dumped
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212671785
big bliek nigros tang mai ieinos
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212672733
posting and then deleting your posts still counts as a bump hehe no1 will ever know i kept /balk/ alive all night
Anonymous Romania No.212673194 >>212673240
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/478711368/#q478714859
I thought he was pro hohol?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212673240 >>212673695
>>212673194
identity criselets make the best shizos
Anonymous Romania No.212673695 >>212673748
>>212673240
When will we get to the Trapasha saga?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212673748 >>212673852
>>212673695
what dat mean, crakka
Anonymous Romania No.212673852 >>212673870
>>212673748
We were speaking of identity crises, we already had drinkibey, strapasha and countless others so i thought Trapasha would be the natural evolution
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212673870 >>212673897
>>212673852
good thing i ayne in my early 20s no mo heh god only knows what coulda been
Anonymous Romania No.212673897 >>212673995
>>212673870
Demz was diffrunt time ya gnome saying, there wuz no dam transformers everywhere niggaz waz keepin it on the down low
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212673995
>>212673897
https://vocaroo.com/1jPhck9l2nhu

forreal
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212674186 >>212674885
https://vocaroo.com/11dFXLGicSXL
Anonymous Romania No.212674885
>>212674186
Shieet mayne Krasnos mom be wildin
Anonymous Macedonia No.212674930 >>212675125
External locusts are only a problem if your internal locust is weak.
Anonymous Romania No.212674959 >>212675291
Ayoo these old ahh crakkaz be wildin fr cuhh
Anonymous Albania No.212675125 >>212675153 >>212675724
>>212674930
>t. has no idea what a locust even is
Anonymous Romania No.212675153
>>212675125
>has no idea what a locust even is
Kosher slop?
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/people-in-israel-really-are-eating-swarming-locusts-7802747/
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212675291
>>212674959
both nigros saggin to signal they take it up the ahh
Anonymous Switzerland No.212675304 >>212675758
>>212666814
Kelly and I are no schizos we are the most normal ones here.
Anonymous Greece No.212675368 >>212675406
A healthy human has an inner and outer shrimp of control.

The 'lach is a plague that joined this place without my consent, but I have to work against this gay sadist.
Anonymous Albania No.212675400
shrimpsessed
Anonymous Romania No.212675406
>>212675368
Got any greek angels with your iphoam boon?
Anonymous Barbados No.212675612 >>212675707
I am large and in charge
Anonymous Macedonia No.212675672
Just had a nightmare where I was convinced that Bulgaria is not nad vsi4ko, woke up in puddle of water
Anonymous Albania No.212675707
>>212675612
>t. immy
Anonymous Macedonia No.212675724 >>212675799
>>212675125
Locus of control you fucking pedophile. People who have an internal locust don't hop from one locust to another.
Anonymous Romania No.212675735
Finna dominate some bumgarians by engaging in heterosexual oral sex with them
Anonymous Romania No.212675758 >>212675959
>>212675304
Kelly is more mentally ill than Stab and so are you
Anonymous Albania No.212675799 >>212675826
>>212675724
mhmm
Anonymous Macedonia No.212675826 >>212675959
>>212675799
If I had an external locust I'd be a poorfag like Timmy.
Anonymous Switzerland No.212675959 >>212676030
>>212675758
Just by the fact that kelly and I aren't uber drivers makes us more normal than you and all the others in here who are uber drivers.
>>212675826
Just call it selfcontrol and don't call me timmy and I'm working class.
Anonymous Romania No.212675979
Timmyphrenic
Anonymous Macedonia No.212676030 >>212676097
>>212675959
Okay then Timmystan Von Schweinhund
Anonymous Romania No.212676037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mO--r7J9g4
Can't wait to die
Anonymous Switzerland No.212676097 >>212676112
>>212676030
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Anonymous Romania No.212676112 >>212676131
>>212676097
Heterosexually speaking i could hold you down and make you suck my dick.
Anonymous Switzerland No.212676131 >>212676173
>>212676112
Go kys fag.
Anonymous Romania No.212676173 >>212676224
>>212676131
Wait, so doing that would make me a fag?
Anonymous Switzerland No.212676224 >>212676262
>>212676173
Your intentions are gay.
Anonymous Greece No.212676242 >>212676248 >>212676289
I don't understand anything
Anonymous Albania No.212676248
>>212676242
innumerable such cases
Anonymous Romania No.212676262 >>212676309
>>212676224
I said i will do it heterosexually to humiliate you.
Anonymous Romania No.212676289
>>212676242
Do you think making your roommate suck your dick is gay if your intention is to "humiliate" him?
Anonymous Switzerland No.212676309 >>212676336
>>212676262
I wouls stab you.
Anonymous Albania No.212676318
>stabko
Anonymous Romania No.212676336 >>212676377
>>212676309
Your weak Timmy noodle arms wouldnt be able to, either way i am happy you finally admitted to being a faggot for having gay sex.
Anonymous Switzerland No.212676377
>>212676336
I already posted my arms and they are bigger than yours because you didn't post them because you're a weak idiot and I admitted nothing because there is nothing to admit but you know this but you're a lying retarded gypsy uber driver.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212676385
"Life has a 100% mortality rate."
"Source?"
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212676408
literally me
Anonymous Macedonia No.212676420
There is nothing seriously wrong with them besides their delusions.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212676588
Imagine telling a Doctor who has an Ego, that their Ego is preventing them from correctly treating people, and they use their fragile Ego to misdiagnose you.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212676633
I hate psychologists so much I wish they all died from the china coof
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212676673 >>212676882 >>212676938
what are you watching this season balk? for me, it's
Anonymous Macedonia No.212676882
>>212676673
Anime really has turned into a complete slopfest.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212676936 >>212677073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWAxTmTDD4
Anonymous Romania No.212676938
>>212676673
I might watch dandandan , thought i haven't watched the first season either
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677037 >>212677073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEMM96sGyo
>this is older than the entirety of /bumk/
I am... old...
Anonymous Romania No.212677073 >>212677097
>>212677037
>>212676936
They don't make sci-fi/cyberpunk like that no mo'
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677097 >>212677148
>>212677073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an_0IIRDlc4
>2:35
Ah... I feel called out!
Anonymous Romania No.212677148 >>212677200
>>212677097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjhRSNkquOc
Did you rike edgerunners?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677200
>>212677148
Kinda gay ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtlgMgConMw
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677350 >>212677362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPCv9rk_hH4
This is what the EU should be about.
Anonymous Albania No.212677362 >>212677407
>>212677350
imagine 140 million russian chuds voting for chud parties
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677407 >>212677438
>>212677362
The current EU has something like 450 million soyjaks.
Anonymous Albania No.212677438 >>212677466
>>212677407
I'd say 23% of the vote being gigachuds would be even more selyak
without larping about russia who would the EU fight?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677466 >>212677480
>>212677438
They'll find aliens to fight o algo.
Anonymous Albania No.212677480 >>212677562
>>212677466
they'd fight mutts and chinks
truly a superpooper
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677562
>>212677480
Westoids are very submissive people. You spit in their face they immediatelly start worshipping you, you try to help them and they immediatelly feel insulted you're not stepping on them.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677841
Slept till 8, got up to have a poo, went back to sleep for another hour and a half
Anonymous Macedonia No.212677896 >>212678046
Legs still sore
Literal fourth day straight
Anonymous Netherlands No.212678035 >>212678238
>>212666400 (OP)
I like the boys you post
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212678046
>>212677896
it's over
Anonymous Macedonia No.212678061 >>212678138
Met a couple of Mormons the other day
Asked me to come to their meeting place to attend their form of liturgy

Told the little niggas that I'll attend if the priest can find me a blonde wife
Start telling me that it I'm close to God, He'll find me a wife
I cut him off and say I want the priest to intercede on God's behalf
He says it's mostly old women that attend their liturgy

Bid that nigga farewell in 2 moves after that
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212678138 >>212678154
>>212678061
Anonymous Macedonia No.212678154
>>212678138
Thank you bro
Anonymous Albania No.212678238
>>212678035
thanks bro
Anonymous Romania No.212678696 >>212678710
Should i become an alcoholic?
Anonymous Albania No.212678710 >>212678779
>>212678696
become a workaholic instead
Anonymous Romania No.212678779 >>212678813
>>212678710
Working is a sin o algo
Anonymous Albania No.212678813 >>212678821
>>212678779
do it for the line you evil kritchur
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212678821 >>212678828
>>212678813
it's literally the shabbat
Anonymous Albania No.212678828 >>212678883
>>212678821
that's not for goys
chop chop, back to work
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212678883
>>212678828
fuck you, being jewish is a state of mind and it's in the bible
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679068 >>212679179
Home internet is fucked, dogshit ISP ain't answering my phone calls

Third world country moment
Anonymous Albania No.212679148 >>212679171 >>212679195 >>212679218
and just like that, the union got federal taxes
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679171 >>212679214
>>212679148
Literally no one would complain about anything the EU is doing if it were lead by Adolf Hitler
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679179 >>212679206
>>212679068
Who is your ISP?
Anonymous Romania No.212679195 >>212679214
>>212679148
How does that affect the 5 year plan doe? Das rite it doesn't
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679206 >>212679235
>>212679179
Telekabel
Anonymous Albania No.212679214 >>212679280
>>212679171
I would, that faggot ran the country to the ground

>>212679195
obviously, my plan is basically foolproof because it's getting completed too fast
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212679218
>>212679148
we the european citizens need money and fleecing global capital a little seems like a good option. I wonder whether they are actually trying to tax Murican companies in this way.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212679221
imagine the smell-o-rama
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679235 >>212679310
>>212679206
Bro wtf is this shit I thought you were a bourgeoisie?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212679277
real niggas (like me) rent cheap remote coom pooters with turbo internet to make the skatodiarhea selonet irrelevant
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679280
>>212679214
You'd be in Auschwitz bro
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679310
>>212679235
Wdym bro
They used to provide the best internet packages

No idea how they stack up to the competition rn doe
Anonymous Albania No.212679474 >>212679562 >>212679734
eubros...
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679562 >>212679683
>>212679474
Cripple, I require your advice

How do blood tests work? If I want to measure my hemoglobin do I need to make a full blood panel thingy?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212679574
imagine licking girl benis
Anonymous Greece No.212679675
most mentally stable attfrican
Anonymous Albania No.212679683 >>212679765
>>212679562
you go to the clinic thingy and ask
how the fuck am I supposed to know what packages they have
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679734
>>212679474
>450 million people are dwarves bro
Eurangutan defeatism is just vile.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679765 >>212679801
>>212679683
>how the fuck am I supposed to know what packages they have
You seem knowledgeable of such things
Anonymous Macedonia No.212679801
>>212679765
You literally go and get a hemoglobin test done.
Anonymous Romania No.212679820
>homogoblin
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212679852 >>212679894
mangal | tsani
Anonymous Romania No.212679894 >>212680141
>>212679852
Tsani got cucked by enver bro
Anonymous Albania No.212679988 >>212680042
time to get up and look for monster
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680042
>>212679988
I'm thinking of also doing this

Maybe it's because I drink coffee every day at work that I don't want to drink it at home anymore
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212680141
>>212679894
that's tsani trying to get back with mango in the middle of their plapfest
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680186 >>212680216
Blood clinics work till 14:00 today
If I want to get one done I need to lift after lunch instead of rn

Difficult decision
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212680188 >>212680346
open jewtube see this
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680216 >>212680249
>>212680186
Check if you can get an appointment online. You're not a boomer are you?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680249 >>212680323
>>212680216
I don't think you need one

In corona times I just walked through the door and got a test done
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212680307
ITS OVER
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680323 >>212680603
>>212680249
You don't need one but it's more convenient because you can usually evade the most crowded hours.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212680346 >>212680425 >>212680718
>>212680188
new planet of the apes remake?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212680425 >>212680472
>>212680346
Don't act like you wouldnt put her on your back and climb on a tree and fuck her there like a rabid bulgargutan OOOK OOK
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212680472 >>212680527
>>212680425
bruh that's a literal 'boon
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212680527
>>212680472
Many such cases
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680603 >>212680634
>>212680323
Just called the clinic
Said I can just head on over rn
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680634 >>212680790
>>212680603
Go run to them king,
Anonymous Greece No.212680718
>>212680346
Lel
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680748
[Cunning Timmy] (Elite) lv10
Health: 15000
Attack: 800
Stealth: Hide your body and remain undetected until the stealth state is canceled.
Backstab: Deals 300% damage.Must be used behind the target.
Cunning: Timmy will only attack when he is sure he has the upper hand.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680790
>>212680634
It's like a 10 minute walk bro
Anonymous Barbados No.212680922 >>212680959
thinking of finally buying dis
imagine getting a slap on toes with that
anyone jumped these?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212680959 >>212681095
>>212680922
Bro just go run
Anonymous Albania No.212681091
>giant megastore
no monsters
>random corner store
2 monsters
makes sense
Anonymous Barbados No.212681095 >>212681176 >>212681183
>>212680959
that thing supposedly hits full body
running hits only my already massive ass calves
Anonymous Albania No.212681176
>>212681095
timmy preparing his body for intense sexercise
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681183
>>212681095
You're literally just raising your arms like a pensioner with no additional load

Go lift
Anonymous Barbados No.212681243
gon buy it just so I can smack these two albanians above with it when the time comes
Anonymous Albania No.212681258
krasnoyarskstraction
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681275
The person upstairs is mentally retarded. I have identified him.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212681399
The age of femoids is over.
They had their cockriding fiesta
They had their consoom and playing games with men
They had it all.
Now they will have nothing.
Anonymous Barbados No.212681447
bulgaria brought up yet again
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681487 >>212681600
Just gave the clinic my blood bros

Good thing I was in the mood for a pee because the blood panel thing also included a pee test
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681600 >>212681606
>>212681487
What's your blood type king?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681606 >>212681646 >>212681663 >>212688690
>>212681600
AB+
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681645 >>212681711
Testing myself now with a peach and nectarine flavored monster energy
Anonymous Albania No.212681646
>>212681606
>not A+
shit student
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681663
>>212681606
Wtf, the same as mine.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681711
>>212681645
>Testing
Treating
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681740
>Yes, two parents can be rh- positive and have an rh- negative child. When it comes to the rh system, each parents genotype is made up of two parts. A parent could be rh -- (2 negatives), rh ++ (two positives) or rh +-. The rh positive is dominant over the rh negative. Therefore someone who has an rh + genotype could be either rh +- or rh ++. So if both parents were rh+- they would each be considered rh+ genotype.
Anonymous Greece No.212681750 >>212681933
The citizens of the former former yugoslav republic of fyrom finna be burned in August but the rich and bountiful lands of the so called Attfrica will survive
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681846 >>212681892
Argeta should sponsor Vlach
Anonymous Albania No.212681892 >>212681997
>>212681846
they ran out of spicy argeta
I'm down to one can
I live in such a shithole the moment I decide to eat or drink something I clear out the store in 2 weeks
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681933 >>212682020
>>212681750
Don't worry lil bro you'll get your daily dose of saharan sand in your eyes, nose and mouth.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212681997 >>212682982
>>212681892
>they ran out of spicy argeta
Just add bukovec(or how do you call it) in original one
Anonymous Greece No.212682020
>>212681933
I'll get the sand but you'll will be getting the Osmanlι sandpeople experience lmaooooooo

https://youtu.be/VugZFPC2j2I
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682033 >>212682143
Walking home and I see this one nigga I remember from high school named Denis, despite me being a dementia patient when it comes to names

Only reason I remembered is because we would bully him by saying "Denis has a small penis" (which rhymes in fyromian)
Anonymous Albania No.212682094 >>212682128
checked my diagnosis papers because I wanted to see if I had my blood type written anywhere but no
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682128
>>212682094
In fyromia only your blood donation card thingy has this info iirc
Anonymous Barbados No.212682143 >>212682211
>>212682033
>Denis has a small penis
how'd you know bro?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682164 >>212682217
Bros, do you think I can lift rn or will the vein they drew blood out of burst out something
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682211
>>212682143
Because of his name bro
It wouldn't rhyme if it weren't true
Anonymous Albania No.212682217
>>212682164
drink 2 more monster cans and then lift bro
Anonymous Albania No.212682235
also it's hilarious that these faggots wrote my name in 4 different ways and none of them match my ID
Anonymous Barbados No.212682274
had a girl in school with вaгинa surname
imagine
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682305 >>212682341
You don't know true pain until you really have to shit and someone else is hogging the toilet.
Anonymous Albania No.212682341
>>212682305
the Vedas speak of this
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682345 >>212682389 >>212682589 >>212682755
Chatgpt says I can lift after an hour if the injection site is fine and painless
Anonymous Greece No.212682357
вaгинa льoликoвa
Anonymous Albania No.212682389 >>212682414
>>212682345
thank the ej aj
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682414
>>212682389
I often say "thank you bro" when it gives me an answer I like
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682589 >>212682637
>>212682345
When are you getting the results?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682637
>>212682589
They said same day, couple hours
Anonymous Switzerland No.212682755 >>212682780
>>212682345
What did you inject?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682780 >>212682911
>>212682755
Heroin bro
Anonymous Switzerland No.212682911 >>212682954
>>212682780
This isn't a good idea.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682941
Timmy...
Anonymous Albania No.212682943
imagine being a shrub and not being able to drink half a liter of milk every day
grim
Anonymous Macedonia No.212682954 >>212683001
>>212682911
Just quit heroin because of this post
Thank you Timothy
Anonymous Romania No.212682982 >>212683054
>>212681997
>bukovec
doesn't this mean beech?
Anonymous Switzerland No.212683001
>>212682954
No problem.
I'm not a doctor yet but already saving lifes.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212683054 >>212683140
>>212682982
Apparently comes from peppers grown in the village of Bukovo (meaning beech place or something like that)
Anonymous Romania No.212683140
>>212683054
I see, I must try it as I love hot peppers. I asked because we have many places like Bucov, Bucovicior, Bukovina or Bucovăț which translate as land or places of beech(es) from what I recall.
Also fun fact in Romanian 'beech' is translated as 'fag'
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212683197 >>212683310
>highest credit rating east of croatia
the bank jew LOVES us
Anonymous Macedonia No.212683310 >>212683360
>>212683197
The Timmy coefficient.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212683360 >>212683428
>>212683310
explain your argentina-tier finances broke boy. Maybe spending $200 gorillion on alexander statues wasn't the best idea
Anonymous Albania No.212683428 >>212683470
>>212683360
the albo government is running surpluses because they're so incompetent and corrupt they literally cant spend the money
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212683470 >>212683504
>>212683428
that was a cheat code used by Boyko 5-6 years ago, he ran surpluses because there is no accountability on what you spend it on so he just gave it away to his buddies
Anonymous Albania No.212683504
>>212683470
vgh, balkan fiscal accountability 101
if only westoids could match our frugality
Anonymous Macedonia No.212683785
The CIA needs to stop sending me mosquitoes to surveillance and harrassee me
Anonymous Macedonia No.212683889 >>212683949 >>212684048 >>212684059 >>212684072 >>212684369
Got my blood test results bros

Everything is within range except slightly low MCV and MCH which is indicative of thalassemia minor when combined with normal serum iron, but I should get a ferritin test to rule out iron deficiency

I know a couple of my cousins have thalassemia minor so it wouldn't surprise me if I also had it
Anonymous Switzerland No.212683949 >>212684079
>>212683889
Do you have yellow skin?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684048 >>212684141
>>212683889
You know they call that "Mediterranean Anemia". You're Greek.
Anonymous Albania No.212684059 >>212684141
>>212683889
my greek brother...
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684072
>>212683889
Awful news anon, how long did they give you?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684079
>>212683949
100% brown skinned bvll
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684141
>>212684048
>>212684059
One of my earliest memories is my grandma telling me how much malaria sucked when she was a child
Insane to think that this dogshit peninsula is literally the cause of my genes being a certain way

But it's not 100% confirmed if I have this or not
Anonymous Greece No.212684164 >>212684178 >>212684183 >>212684185 >>212684239
>insulin deficient people itt
>hemoglobin deficient people itt
>schizophrenia meds deficient people itt

Balk TRULY has it all
Anonymous Albania No.212684178
>>212684164
don't forget we're also all quadrillionaires getting harrassed
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684183
>>212684164
>>hemoglobin deficient people itt
My hemoglobin is withing normal range doe
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684185
>>212684164
Notice how they're all richfags.
Anonymous Switzerland No.212684239
>>212684164
I've autism.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684331
HEКA JИBEE И TCBETA HAШATA MИWA MAУКA Б1ЛГAPИКУ
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212684369 >>212684598
>>212683889
my makkedonia-proper (northern greece) gramma had this in her 50s
she looked like a ghoul in the photos
lived to 90
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684598 >>212684915
>>212684369
It's because it's not even a real disease, you're just a carrier of one gene that causes the real disease

Of the 30 or so blood markers, everything is within healthy range including hemoglobin and erythrocytes, it's just that blood cells are smaller than normal

It would only suck if you impregnate someone that also carries one gene and make a thalassemia major baby, but screening exists in this day and age and I'm also an incelbvll so who gives a shit
Anonymous Macedonia No.212684915
>>212684598
Tbh if I ever get a woman I'd required genetical screening for us and the fetus, I don't want the baby to inherit some incel diseases.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212685032 >>212685052 >>212685414
de face of soffering
Anonymous Macedonia No.212685052
>>212685032
>thallasemia face
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212685076 >>212685414
poor lil niggie knows sommin is awfully wrong
imagine how much stress he goin thru livin with this
Anonymous Macedonia No.212685147 >>212685231
Bro is literally the direct descendant of Alexander.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212685207 >>212685414
>he was born a jeet? ze suffering is not enof. give 'im extra 'andicappes. increase ze soffering
Anonymous Switzerland No.212685228 >>212685253
The north macedonian should post his face to see if he has the thallasemia face.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212685231
>>212685147
I'd be fetus re-rolling for that 25% RR bvll.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212685253
>>212685228
Only affected individuals have that, carriers are just paler, but he's a brown maymoon sooo...
Anonymous Barbados No.212685414 >>212685496 >>212685815
>>212685032
>>212685076
>>212685207
check out this lil unfortunate nigga jewtube recommended to me for some reason
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212685496
>>212685414
ascended sleeper
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212685529
hunter trannies get the rope
Goldsmith !VY2CmQlxm2 Bulgaria No.212685589
Muv-Luv is my favorite franchise / story btw. Been that way for over 15 years. I'm an oldfag from 2011. If you post on /m/ or the symphogear general you have probably interacted with me.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212685815
>>212685414
i seen that vid
brutal
wonder what kina saarsaara karmic event must be unfolding for this unique deformation to manifest
Anonymous Macedonia No.212685850 >>212685910 >>212686243
>A screening policy exists in Cyprus to reduce the incidence of thalassemia, which since the program's implementation in the 1970s (which also includes pre-natal screening and abortion) has reduced the number of children born with the hereditary blood disease from 1 out of every 158 births to almost zero.[26]
Interdasting
Anonymous Albania No.212685910 >>212686098 >>212686530
>>212685850
same thing in grease
Goldsmith !VY2CmQlxm2 Bulgaria No.212686094
My nick here is just a reference to this character
https://vndb.org/c200
Anonymous Macedonia No.212686095
My 2034 summer in Bulgaria will be FIRE
Anonymous Greece No.212686098 >>212686243 >>212686530
>>212685910
this, our program has reduced the instances of thalassemia to 8% in the average but in some places this goes up to 15%
Anonymous Switzerland No.212686243
>>212685850
>>212686098
We don't have these problems in suisse.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212686378
If you are sick that's God punishment for being too proud and not following His commandments
Every disorder could be healed by simply being exposed to Sun, fasting and genuine prayer to God yet some people are too proud to repent so they are forever sick both in their head or body
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212686384 >>212686550
All Umineko trannies confirmed for mentally ill
Anonymous Greece No.212686422 >>212686480 >>212686558 >>212686573
Ate 5 wrapped sweets today. What are those things called? It tasted better than anything my family made
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212686448
type amare stover into yootoob and scroool
i can't stop watchin the bibeos
Anonymous Greece No.212686480
>>212686422
>he went to vacations in Komotini


Poooooooooooooooooooooooooorfag lmao
Anonymous Macedonia No.212686530 >>212687091
>>212685910
>>212686098
You laugh but when malaria comes back us thalassemia bvlls will be the ones laughing
Anonymous Greece No.212686543 >>212686561
Convefe Hellraiser saturday marathon
Goldsmith !VY2CmQlxm2 Bulgaria No.212686550 >>212686812
>>212686384
I'm not even a fan. I only like Muv-Luv.
Anonymous Albania No.212686558
>>212686422
these always tasted like shit
Anonymous Switzerland No.212686561
>>212686543
This looks creepy.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212686573
>>212686422
It's called insulin resistance incoming
Anonymous Greece No.212686762
https://youtu.be/LwoeaWYuna4
>films a music video in some gypsy camp with nigguhs handling guns and burning the fields
sovl I had forgotten about this track
Anonymous Romania No.212686812 >>212688779
>>212686550
how far can a man fall?
Anonymous Macedonia No.212686968 >>212686987 >>212687182 >>212688443
I actually can't bear to even look at my grandad anymore bros

He's so demented that I literally don't even see my grandad anymore in him
Anonymous Albania No.212686987
>>212686968
just kill him bro
Anonymous Macedonia No.212687091 >>212687115
>>212686530
It's interesting how certain disorders and diseases just make you immune to some other shit. It's like in an RPG where every drawback has a certain niche use.
Anonymous Albania No.212687115 >>212687153
>>212687091
that's literally how evolution works
Anonymous Macedonia No.212687153 >>212687174
>>212687115
Did you know there are people who're immune to tranquilizers?
Anonymous Albania No.212687174 >>212687211
>>212687153
did you know there are people immune to the black death
Anonymous Greece No.212687182 >>212687507
>>212686968
Spend more time with him
Anonymous Macedonia No.212687211
>>212687174
Yes, actually I have a relative that was like that. You probably have one like that as well...
Anonymous Greece No.212687218 >>212687242
did you know there are people immune to building wealth?
Anonymous Albania No.212687242
>>212687218
yes, we call them the 90%
Anonymous Macedonia No.212687250 >>212687285
did you know there are people immune to stonk gambling?
Anonymous Albania No.212687285
>>212687250
yes, we call them yuropoors
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212687342 >>212687865
Пpитиcни гo дo кpaј Oди пo ocтpицa нa бpичoт Ho нe глeдaј нaдoлy Caмo дpжи јa глaвaтa Или ќe бидeш зaвpшeн Oтвopи јa гpaницaтa Пoминa тoчкaтa oд кoјa нeмa вpaќaњe Дocтигнa гo вpвoт Ho ceпaк мopa дa нayчиш кaкo дa гo зaдpжиш Удpи гo вoлaнoт и дyплиpaј ги влoгoвитe Гo oтвopи гacoт шиpoкo кaкo лилјaк oд пeкoлoт Ги ypивaш пopтитe (Ги ypивaш пopтитe) Oдиш кoн зaдниoт дeл oд oнaмy Hиштo нeмa дa тe зaпpe Heмa ништo тoлкy cилнo Toлкy блиcкy, ceгa cи peчиcи нa paбoт Зaтoa, пpитиcни гo, oх дa Дoбpeдoјдe нa гpaницaтa (лимитoт) Oди мoжeби yштe eдeн чeкop Игpaтa нa мoќ cè yштe ce игpa Зaтoa пoдoбpo пoбeди јa Пpитиcни гo дo кpaј (лимитoт) Бeз никoј дa ти зacтaнe нa пaтoт Moжeби ќe cтaнeш нeвнимaтeлeн, нo никoгaш нeмa дa бидeш бeзбeдeн Дoдeкa cè yштe cи жив Дoбpeдoјдe нa гpaницaтa (лимитoт) Cтoeјќи нa ocтpицa нa бpичoт He глeдaј нaдoлy, caмo дpжи јa глaвaтa Или ќe бидeш зaвpшeнo Дoбpeдoјдoвтe нa гpaницaтa (гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa) Пpитиcнeтe гo дo гpaницaтa (гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa) (Гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa) Пpитиcнeтe гo дo гpaницaтa (гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa, гpaницaтa)
Anonymous Macedonia No.212687507 >>212687761
>>212687182
It feels extremely evil to say this but I actually struggle to consider him a human bean at this point

My grandmother is unironically a saint for taking care of him
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212687654
CHORROUGH LEEK AYYY
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212687745
CUPPA CHEENO
Anonymous Greece No.212687761 >>212687932
>>212687507
Help him bro. It's not his fault that he grew up in a shithole that doesn't educate people about healthy lifestyles
Anonymous Macedonia No.212687865 >>212688448
>>212687342
Make it song
Anonymous Macedonia No.212687932 >>212687982 >>212688181
>>212687761
He's unironically the healthiest lifestyle having individual I know
Whole life of being a teetotaling non-smoker that's never consumed junk food and ate only fresh fruits and vegetables and meat

Just can't defeat your genes bro
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212687982
>>212687932
some whores lick nigro einos and have a body count of 300 and walk away disease-free
yet other virgins will take a sip from their best friend's bottle and get a STD
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688181 >>212688241
>>212687932
He would've died in his 50s or 60s if he weren't a healthmaxxxed individual thoughbeit.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688241
>>212688181
you die the moment you can't remember your relatives. The rest is just biological function, like a houseplant
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688321 >>212688364 >>212688388
Better to drink your whole life and die of a heart attack at 60 than not being able to wipe your ass at 90
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688364 >>212688393
>>212688321
Interestingly enough the 120 year old who lived that long were capable of wiping their ass. People just ain't equal.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688388 >>212688873
>>212688321
if you drink your whole life you will be a miserable sack of shit after 30
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688393 >>212688456 >>212688485
>>212688364
Bro just found out that some people have dementia causing genes whilst others do not
Anonymous Albania No.212688405
>balk life analysis
Anonymous Barbados No.212688443 >>212688498
>>212686968
my last surviving gramps has reached dementia too a while ago
always been an asshole so I don't really have that much sympathy for him
like one moment you feel bad for him because it's just a demented elderly person then his real self aka paranoid retard who hates everyone awakens and you're like aight fuck this guy
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688448 >>212688804
>>212687865
Damn, 80s disco-rock prompts make some insane bangers

https://vocaroo.com/15WwIfE1ZSbb
https://vocaroo.com/1jX0soVAHwlU
https://vocaroo.com/1mVcay4NQupt
https://vocaroo.com/1fqNhfBRreW9
https://vocaroo.com/1kGU1TkrBe3v
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688456 >>212688485 >>212688496 >>212688566
>>212688393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4FZkXvAY94
Look at this grandma, she vividly remembers her entire life at 108.
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688485 >>212688566
>>212688393
>>212688456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daIMIv8perM
Same with this grandpa. Bro fucking remembers the time before farming got mechanized.
Anonymous Albania No.212688496
>>212688456
she remembers what she thinks she remembers
the brain loves to fill stuff in
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688498 >>212688553
>>212688443
my gramps isn't in full dementia mode but he has bad hearing and it made him become pretty distant. When I visit he will join us for lunch, he'll have a short conversation with me and then just walk off to his room. He only wants to watch boomer TV conspiracy channels
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688522
Insane to think that if you live in Cyprus and have thalassemia, there's a 12% chance that the healthy woman you're sperming is also a carrier of that gene and 25% chance that your offspring will literally die
Anonymous Barbados No.212688553
>>212688498
hope he gets to vote for vozrajdane before he passes away
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688566 >>212688604
>>212688456
>>212688485
>Look at these people that don't have dementia genes bro, their good life means that living to 100 and not being able to wipe your ass because you come from a family riddled with dementia is actually le good!
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688604 >>212688769
>>212688566
Didn't say that thoughbeit. You have the capability to screen for any demendia genes so your kids don't shit their pants in their 60s.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688608 >>212688623 >>212688727 >>212688731
>byurmi shitposter makes all these baits just to forget them at the end of his life
Anonymous Albania No.212688623 >>212688731
>>212688608
he will forget his name, but remember balk
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688679 >>212688729
>I wish *cough cough*...
>I wish I spent more time on *cough* /balk/...
>*cough* posting... *cough* posting about Sashko...
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688690
>>212681606
>+
lol maimun
Anonymous Barbados No.212688727 >>212688772
>>212688608
they'll live on @ desuarchive
ai will replicate him in future
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688729
>>212688679
>grandpa ffs stop talking about that extremist terrorist site - the soyjak grandkid quipped
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688731 >>212688793
>>212688608
>>212688623
Out of my 4 grandparents, 1 is gigademented rn, 1 was so-and-so demented, one is gigahealthy and has the mind of a 20 year old and one died at like 75ish with no signs of dementia but I know that his uncle was demented
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688769
>>212688604
I don't think that exists yet, and even if it did, what does it matter when that screening wasn't done to me
Anonymous Albania No.212688772
>>212688727
>xhe thinks the kusoarchives wont get nuked eventually
Goldsmith !VY2CmQlxm2 Bulgaria No.212688779
>>212686812
>*woman
blade weed and pussy for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQEwM-K8gSI
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688793
>>212688731
>Average Life Expectancy in Macedonia is 76.294
My Grandpa died in his 60s meanwhile my Grandma lived to 93 iirc Brootal. Just Brootal.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688804
>>212688448
can you make it azis
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688824 >>212688853 >>212688859
*wakes up in the middle of the night in 2080, looking for his 2020s xiaomi phone because he has to respond to a bugi with a jamal pic*
Anonymous Albania No.212688853 >>212688880
>>212688824
>bulgaria will exist in 2080
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688859
>>212688824
Post the pic from the window in the future.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688873
>>212688388
this is why I don't smoke
Anonymous Bulgaria No.212688880 >>212688913 >>212688966
>>212688853
That's the joke. When oldpipo start waking up shook up from something that happened 60 years ago as if it just happened now, das how you know they at the end.
Anonymous Albania No.212688913
>>212688880
grandpas start losing their memory even before that
Anonymous Macedonia No.212688966 >>212689025
>>212688880
>When oldpipo start waking up shook up from something that happened 60 years ago as if it just happened now, das how you know they at the end.
My dad is like this.
Anonymous Albania No.212688975
NEW >>212688872
NEW >>212688872
NEW >>212688872
Anonymous Albania No.212688980
and one
Anonymous Albania No.212689018
and two
Anonymous Albania No.212689020
and three
Anonymous Macedonia No.212689025 >>212689081
>>212688966
Bro's dad is 80 meaning that he's like 60
Brutal
Anonymous Albania No.212689047
and four
Anonymous Albania No.212689049
and five
Anonymous Albania No.212689081 >>212689110
>>212689025
why are 60 year olds posting in a general with 20 year old timmies? very sus
Anonymous Macedonia No.212689110 >>212689131
>>212689081
It should be illegal to post on balk if your age starts with the pensioner number
(3)
Anonymous Albania No.212689131
>>212689110
so true!