Thread 212666852

Can we all admit once and for all that France is the protagonist of not only Europe but the world?

>>212666852 (OP)
I honestly agree. The uk is the main antagonist. The us is a supporting coming relief character.

>>212666852 (OP)
I for one never doubted this. France is the axis mundi.

>>212666915
Comic*

>>212666953
works both ways

France is too degenerate & pedophilic for my taste
i mean i'm a MAP myself (non-exclusive) but France is too rapey even for myself

>>212667119
wtf Poland?

I honestly think France is a major character, but I don't think there's a single main character.

To me France has the same MC level as china, India, Japan, Mexico, USA, Brazil, Nigeria, Germany, Russia, Italy, Spain, Arabia, Turkey, Israel, Iran, Egypt.

>>212667119
>too degenerate

true

>too pedophilic

there is no such thing unironically kms

They were, before their BLACKED arc

>>212667154
As expected from the bitter antagonist

>>212667119
We helped Polanski, bro

>>212666852 (OP)
Nigga we had to bail you out like twice because winning World Wars is too spicy for you.

>>212667154
UK flag, quotes India as very relevant and not the UK.
Good evening sir.

>>212667206
>yankee comes as fresh blood during WWI and thinks he saved the day

>>212667180
>>212667231
how do you feel about spain, italy and portugal and germany and greece and russia and turkey?

>>212667206
If IRL was a movie, USA will be the supporter cast. You just helped the main protag. It's the reality.

>>212667206
Im glad so many Muricans died at Verdun

>>212667244
Neutral

>>212667244
Cute kot.
Spain and Italy are recurrent supporting characters. Nice talkative fellows overall.
Portugal is that guy you see in some seasons but forgot the name.
Greece used to be a very important character but it died after the first arc.
Germany is an evil antagonist. Not as main as the UK that is always there to subvert, but very annoying.

>>212666915
We're a tragic hero. Can't think of a better example of "build them up to knock them down" than the United States of America. We exist to be destroyed.

>>212667420
how bout the minor characters in europe?

>>212666852 (OP)
The fuck kind of map is that? Actual villages shown but major cities absent.

>>212667244
Forgot 2.
Russia is a also a main character. It's that tough guy that drinks too much and splutters on people. Suicidal odd guy.
Turkey is a very irrelevant bad character. Like the plumber scammer that steals shit at the the MC's place episode 5.

>>212667544
By turkey I mean also ottomans.

>>212667471
Sweden is that very annoying upright neighbor with no curtains.
Serbia and related countries are a gang of stinky kids that steal in the subway. You sees then often in the background but for a couple of seconds each time.

No the English are the main character and always have been

>>212667593
Antagonist from season 2. Old stuff really. Egypt was main in season 1 but died.
Btw China and Japan are also main. But china has seasons when they don't appear.

>>212667635
Said no one ever.
You're the main antagonist. It's a lead role. Don't push your luck. Otherwise you'll be sent to India.

>>212667235
>>212667268
>>212667340
You. Are. Not. Le. Good. Guy.

>>212667235
I mean, America kind of did. If the US didn't join the war you guys would've lost.

>>212667635
If it was the case, the most powerful man in the world in 16th century would had mentioned England but it's not the case

>>212667712
>you guys would've lost
nah, we'd have won slower

>>212666852 (OP)
I would die for the prosperity of France and all true French peoples.

>>212667699
Whataboutism is your only issue here?

>>212666852 (OP)
I thought everyone knew this?

>>212667717
Germans coming back from the eastern front in 1917 was going to change the momentum of the war if it wasn't for USA joining at the same time Russia left the war

>>212667717
No you wouldn't have. The French army was at the brink of mutiny, they were disobeying orders and in some cases refusing to fight, they were spread too thin just like the brits. The Brits were at the brink of economic collapse and the Entente's official human meat shield known as Italians were only buying you guys time. We can't forget that the Germans were getting an influx of soldiers from the east after Russia imploded. Germans were exhausted as well, but they were far more determined than you guys. If America didn't join the war and brought it's money, weapons, manpower and most importantly the morale boost of hearing that the US joined the war against Germany you guys would've definitely lost, this is not even up for debate.

>>212666852 (OP)
No, no we cannot

>>212667715
I cannot and will not take anybody with a habsburg jaw seriously.

>>212666852 (OP)
They have LowKeyDeadInside so perhaps they might be the main character.

>>212666915
lmao it’s so funny how self-important eurotards are, nigga your second-rate museum of a continent has been kaput since 1945. all the little twigs of europe bound together in a mighty faggot can’t even handle krokodil empire on your own, you have to come to Washington on your hands and knees and suck blumpf’s cock in a desperate attempt to get him to help your poor, washed up, bitch asses. Clown continent

>>212669358
Thanks for being in character.

>>212669590
>no rebuttal
concession accepted

>>212669358
So what you mean is that we are delusional to think that we are relevant enough to have any impact on the world scale? Am i right?

So by this statement the European union is just a bad joke?

>protagonist of not only Europe but the world
>got saved by the British in WW1
>got demolished by the Germans in WW2 despite having a superior fighting force and defensive positions
>got humiliated in Vietnam and Egypt so badly their empire collapsed
>all their former colonial possessions are giga-shitholes who deeply resent their former masters
>country has now become utterly infested with nafris and africans (and their leftists continue to cheer this on - see pic related )
they've unironically undergone a century of humiliation, and I can't see an end in sight (not saying that we're doing any better, but at least our recent military history hasn't been wall-to-wall embarrassment)

>>212669792
Palestine is the unironic good guy.