yhe whip edition

niggers with atttidue (bridish)

imagine acting tough online
so sad

>>212668708

early cos i spotted a dogshit yank edition in the catalogue
spare me your ire chaps

The Bible

>>212668765
nun else i culd do x

>>212668772
this is AI

erm

If you're white British with a pert butt and pink hole I'll creampie you no questions asked x

>>212668772

Having a good conversation with the Bumble matchfu
Ask her out and she stops responding
It's so over

>>212668772
um bongo

um

not feeling good need to go cuddle my labubu for a bit lads

>>212668808
many such cases

>>212668806
>I'M ACTING

sir ross bell

>>212668772
fuck's sake toby

>>212668765
this is mostly an american thing. biggest egos on this site.

Rorke's Big Fat Throbulating Cockule x

um!!!

stuffing a labubu up my arse and having a wank

The train now standing on platform four,
What will you do when the gas taps turn?
Where will you be when the bodies burn?
Will you just watch as the cattle trucks roll by?
Pretend it isn't happening? Turn a blind eye?
See the army convoys quietly passing by?
Heard the helicopters in your little bit of sky?
Have you seen the squad cars packed with boys in blue?
Have you ever wondered what they're there to do?
Pictures in the paper of soldiers in the street,
Pictures in the history books of rotting human meat.
Auschwitz's now a tourist spot for the goggle eyed to pry

people need to stop raising awareness. I am already aware.

>>212668839
me on my incelwalks

Toby on a mad one again

having a post mortem wank

Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
Did you miss me?

May u sreep well tonight

>Labubu is a brand of collectible plush toy monster elves created by Hong Kong-Belgian designer Kasing Lung and marketed by and sold exclusively at China-based retailer Pop Mart.

>>212668821
I need u

>>212668772
why are her tits there???

>>212668839
what happened to all his videos?

/trash/ is a strange board.

going to clean down my bike tomorrow with the hose, fuck is keith going to do about it?

>>212668902
udders

>>212668860
>t. the friend whose too woke

>>212668704
ehm i do!
they still just cut it too short on top and leave me looking more of a spacker

>>212668907
got taken down on order of her majesty's nutcase patrol
(he got sectioned after posting his spunky nob and they must have nuked everything, then he nuked them again when his meds started working)

heavy duty black bin bags

might watch a porno

>>212668925
im seeing double here
EIGHT ears>>

autism gf on the proverbial cards on the morrow x we shall see the craic x

Freezer sucks join rabbithole https://discord.gg/evW5PCH3

advertising

>>212668947
she can't wash her arse properly

Itching my bollox

>>212668940
Might batter your squeaky-soft little face and dip you in some hot oil

>>212668986
you wouldn't do any of that

i spy a rabbit hole that needs a big meaty carrot down er brots

>>212668963
in that first video in the main channel how does it even fit when she's that tight?

>>212669001
Hang on...

dude's caberge is literally on my mousepad rn
totally wrote this post with keyboard commands only
fuq de caberge brah

>>212668843
it's so juvenile and pointless
I picture a teenager whenever I read the diatribe

>>212669022
haha u know were I train every day kid come and do it good luck.

>>212668915
well yeah there were loads of em

Harry Potter was actually a Timmy if you think about it
>Obsessed with an Asian girl
>Never took advantage of the poontang around Hogwarts
>Got pushed around his entire life despite being part of a literal prophecy
>Ended up settling for a used up whore

>>212668981
owling

>>212668944
meds mate

Any description of the knifeman that killed a man for his Rolex in Knightsbridge yet?

some fat bulldog bitch woman sodomizing my dad in the room I was born in

>>212669017
stop this madness at once

>>212669017
>>212669022
what the heck

>>212669029
he could have laid pipe as they say

insane how wet the bitches be getting

>>212669043
Twas too dark to see him, 12 noon

my dad trying to sell me to men for sex when I was 7 years old

off out to the bollock centre x

>>212669043
no, why would anyone need a description on him?

>>212669017
>>212669022
wtf

um

>>212669054
Very easily

recession looms

I'm in my pyjamas now

>>212669017
>>212669022

i would kill for some pussy betwixt my lips rn

perform rapesex on tomorrow theme cuties

wee time traveller fella

>>212669056
just pumped the missus, went downstairs for a glass of water and will be going back up for a second round

Bollocks init lids

>>212669099
Ruby will be fine, she's a landlord. She owns property bought through her youtube and online stationary shop earnings.

>>212669109
>>212669082
>>212669051
>>212669053
I'm scared

>>212669017
you were hoping that was your post
state

To this day I think getting rid of the ip count is the worst change this site ever made.

If Only You Weren't A Massive Nigger,,,

A poem by Rorke, Jr

>>212669107
in this weather?

what do twinks from manchester smell like?

>>212669164
yeah?

posting fahrenheit should have your full name and address doxxed and you rangebanned

>>212669137
it's a shame she'll never be incentivised to go down the ASMR>OF>BBC pipeline

>>212669107
sounds like you're ready for a cuddle with a nude stranger such as myself x

>>212669164
yeah?

any of you lads ever had a parasite? worms or a botfly or something?

>>212669179
take your meds pal

>>212669137
need her on clips4sale

>>212669162
AAAAAAAHHH

>>212669159
Ruby doesn't like racism outside of /b/ :^(

Listening to Green Day

offically going over to gfbergs crib tomorrah

and it's offically lush 10x

>Spud Bros are the shirt sponsors of Preston North End
How the fuck can a jacket potato van in Preston market manage to afford to be the main sponsor of a Championship football team?

>>212669160
It's weather for lizards and scorpions, not humans

>>212669164
t. Wojciech Napoleonowski

back from bbq and beer toil with matebergs
bit pissed but not too much. tomorrow will go ahead as planned

>>212669210
just want a (you) ffs

>>212669199
i'm the latter

>>212669222
was just saying this down the pub

>>212669189
the jobcentre isn't your "gf's crib" even if your work coach is female you pathetic grotty freakshow

>>212669172
Might be able to get her to the gherkin under the guise of a book festival lad, don't give up hope. Ruby does strike me as a lesbian though :/

>>212669187
That post wasn't racism THOUGH, it was mocking racists

>>212669162
>>212669164

>>212669204
go get em tiger x

>>212669188
Which song? Bonus points if it's not from American Idiot

>>212669218
>>212669222
the fuck

i don't like the new rubyposter

>>212669240

minority report subedish

offical 20x lush achieved in oxford uni tests de lada x x

>>212669187
wtf is wrong with her thumb nail?

ummy

>>212669225
You said the word Ruby doesn't like, she already submitted the report :/

bedroomberg is too hot

>>212669252
>he doesn't know

>>212669266
Soooo fucking fit

>>212669229
I'm loving Nimrod at the moment so the particular song is Scattered. Love it x

20 megalushes

>>212669242
do u like me? :£
be honest pls

>>212669267
get the bloody windowberg openberged rorke

>>212669292
if i cant self (you)
what good am i
???

>>212669280
imagine all the poo and farts that have come from that

>>212669266
And what of the rule about announcing a report? Does Ruby ignore the rules she doesn't like, wont as she is to break them?

>>212669252
Rubes is a legit freak

The little wanking claw

any miserable pile of secrets in?

>>212669303
True

>>212669276
Based that's my personal favorite GD album, u earned your bonus points

>>212669284
i dont like "mlp porn"

>>212669273
unfortunately there are creeps even more fucked up than us lot who are probably stalking her

>>212669294
girls dont fart
and they only do rabbit poo

>>212669298
she looks like somebody dressed a piglet as brian eno

Nigger state of mind

>>212669287
cant convince hot airstein to start flowtoil

>>212669280
Dear jesus

>>212669350
Perhaps

did some soulsearching and i am rather alarmed by what i found

>>212669326
not what its called

>>212669314
I dont like "mlp" but it gets "um"s and I like the "um"s

Right well Ruby just saw a nipple

>>212669294
Ruby believes in a better /brit/, free of racism and pornography. If Ruby has to alert janitors, she will :/

Need hug or fug can't tell which

>>212669345
faggot lol

cannae post those

>>212669344
you found yourself?

>>212668744 (OP)
https://youtu.be/OHZRHEJHS2k?feature=shared&t=24

Started unironically watching MLP because of the pony posters and it's actually good

>I am literally a woman mate

Right well that's a pony and Rubes hates those too

>>212669350
why

>>212669374
bizarre
I post 10 ponies a day and can't watch more than 5 minutes
it's actually a kid's show designed for kids mate

>>212669334
manipulate the laws of physics mate

who are the most rural british people? shetland islanders? what about on the mainland, so to speak

>>212669374
I went and watched Ruby and unironically enjoyed it now I'm obsessed with her haha

did some holesearching and i am rather alarmed by what i found

>>212669370
yes
horrible, horrible man

>>212669398
why post them then

>>212669315
idk her one stalker on here is out here like this

>>212669420
got your bum out have you
i reckon we all have in this weather

>>212669407
Scottish Highlanders.

>>212669407
Northern Welsh or Yorkshire dales probably

>>212669424
it makes people say um and i like that!
I'll stop when I'm unbanned (in 3 days)

>>212669361
Ruby is free to submit a report if she feels one is necessary
Ruby does NOT need to announce that she has made a report in /brit/
Ruby knows that doing so is against site rules
Ruby is being naughty now

>>212669452
>unbanned
but you're posting now

>>212668941
corr

like a british riley reid

https://youtu.be/5y2vMPUA2lQ?feature=shared&t=68

>>212669444
vgh, to be a semi-pastoral scot

>>212669435
Too hot for pants atm, have an ice cube in my bussy

>>212669466
very curious

>>212669452
dunno mate think saving and posting actual pony porn is worse than just watching the show

>>212669485
pony porn wasn't me

/brit/ never recovered from this.

we love Ruby in /bert/, don't we folks

absolutely steaming already
fuck the pope and the ira

>>212669514
fs

>>212669508
>/bert/
not had one for a while

>>212669455
And Ruby will see you in 3 days after you committed violations against 4chan policy :3

an american pope is just absurd
i don't care it's meaningless to me

>>212669514
good lad

>>212669524
yeah and where's /ernie/??? ahahahahaha

Any cunt at Trnsmt? Watching some higlights, that chick from Wet Leg is looking hot as fuck.

>>212669545
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha oi canslad make an /érnie/

>>212669507
We never meet because everyone is naturally hostile to one another
And it's not British culture

Had a kilt on all day the day

how about /brad/

Anyone else for a racism or a pornography?

>>212669507
just gone on the meetup thread and they have a map of /mlp/ poster locations and there's someone really really near to me

/loli/

>the content being more challenging means the guild you're in matters infinitely more
>have to submit resumes to get a raiding spot
nice thanks epochuddies

>>212669605

>>212669595
might be your dad

if we lived in a proper society bronies would have been outlawed from the start

um?

Duffy - Warwick Avenue - Mercy - Distant Dreamer
Such a classic brit singer

hate the lot of you

>>212669607
whoops I posted it on the wrong board. im high

the reason troons feel "euphoric" when they feel they have become a "woman" is that they feel an immense sense of relief from finally having total control over a "woman" the lack of which has caused them despair since they were toddlers
they are stuck as neglected toddlers emotionally and socially because their mothers did not raise them or give them the correct attention
this is true of many men, that they are trapped forever as toddlers, and that they try to rectify it by obtaining control over a woman (a surrogate mommy) but troons have an especially different way of attempting to achieve this

>>212669557
yup would stuff hee cunt propa and inseminate

>>212669507
kek I had no idea this happened
find it very funny

>>212669623
WHO THE FUCK IS WE YOU LITTLE YANK RUNT REJECT SPASTIC CRETIN RETARD
YOU'RE RIGHT BUT FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN LITTLE CUNT THREAD YOU FUCKING WORM CUNT TURD
FUCK OFF
EAT SHIT

I've never had anyone physically confront me in my life ever but i imagine if I did I would piss myself and gently try and push him to his knees and his head to my soaked jeans to suck out the piss.

Gotta agree with my fellow yank, just don't see the purpose of cartoon ponies in sexualized drawings. Ders mai ed in it ders

>>212669640
sorry

>>212669697
every time i go around london i constantly here yank accents

i hate it

why are you here?

>>212669660
the reason trans women feel euphoric when they transition is because they turn cute

>>212669722
edinburgh is worse, fucking riddled with them

>>212669697
I've got news for you, if you're the one crying and pissing during the confrontation then you're the one doing the sucking during the gay make-up sex luv.

>>212669683
look at him vibrating with rage and terror
look at his lips quivering... his throat involuntarily gulping... his penis and testicles disappearing up into his abdominal cavity

>>212669595
where's that then

Everywhere stinks of weed

had to meet some yanks for toil today one was really pretty and kept talking to me but alas i shall never see her again

>>212669722
idk man i just am. Been here on and off since like 2018 or so.

would never dare set foot in london, too dangerous, that's why i have to use /brit/

>>212669735
We've come back to colonize you lot now. *flicks your exposed nipple*

>>212669735
im gonna be there in October
see you soon anon

>>212669737
I'm polite I'm gonna offer to top first

>>212669722
here yank accents there yank accents everywhere yank accents

Any poo fart men in
Pooecd and then farted today

>>212669749
no doubt i have heard your high-pitched, rancid, effeminate yank twang out and about then

haha

alright who rattled the yank cage?

>>212669767
makes sense given that you lot are the colonisers in the first place
*bats my eyelids*

>>212669595
Some people actually put their fucking addresses on there what the fuck

>>212669771
That's not what being polite is luv, you're supposed to 'offer' your behind to a stronger male, not your willy

likely pretty soon

>>212669780
That sounds like me so probably
>>212669794
honestly looking at our history our country deserves to be destroyed

wait a minute, rorke what did you say you put in this drink...I'm feeling a bit lightheaded

>>212669794
slept on comment

that's an unexpected turn of events

>>212669794
We learned it from you lot, u miscreants u
*starts kissing your neck*

theyre here

can you tell me why the bbc website wont load on my phone

I am the queen of /brit/
you will not defy me

Jesus is Lord.

>>212669858
ywnbaw

>>212669858
The only thing you're the queen of is my heart
>>212669876
bot

bow down and if I like the way you prostrate yourself I'll let you kiss my feet

getting blacked

sex with gabby logan

wank that big beautiful bulging black cock with your sweet pink arse, rorke!

>>212669851

rorke doesn't have an arse actually
he had it surgically removed

>>212670047
common sense for all straight men

your faither would proud of you rorke

>>212669810
What’s happening soon?

uh oh the other /brit/ thread is being spammed

>>212669858
Post arse lad

Got big thick cheeks me.

Yeah it's far too warm lads

got the heating on

>>212670222
Cba with summer. Need to live in Australia atm and ride around the snow on my kangaroo.

>>212670250
No you don't
Shut up

Leftypol boy was made for rorke's poundings

>>212668744 (OP)
whip also known as gaadi

Il faut être toujours ivre, tout est là, c′est l'unique question, pour ne pas sentir l′horrible fardeau

>>212670184
Um

>>212669630
that's sable island which is famous for its feral horse colony

Mental how in America you can basically just go mental one day, walk down to Tesco and just blow a family of five away.
All within 10 minutes

Here’s my daily routine:

-Alarm goes off at 4ish. I jog 2 miles and then go to my basement, where I have a decent set up, and bang out a powerlifting or strength training routine.

-by 6 I’m showering, 630, I’m waking the kids up, making lunches, and getting them dressed and ready for school.

-7ish I’m out the door to drop them off at before care and daughter at preschool.

-830-9 im at work, generally managing 4 audits at once, and 5-7 senior/staff auditors. This work is rough.

-6-7 I leave work, get home around 8ish, kiss my kids, if I’m home earlier I’ll help with baths, bedtime stories, etc

-they’re down, I clean up the kitchen, maybe eat a small dinner, and crack open a beer,

-9-10 I’m asleep ready to do it all over the next day.

That said, I sacrifice more than anyone I know.

>>212669851
>>212670034

>>212670439
>cardio before lifting
dumb

>>212670507
Explain. Is it not a good way to warm your body up?

>>212670518
you can warm your body up with lighter weights which you would be doing already
also that poster gets at most 6 hours of sleep a night absolutely unsustainable

how do you make cucumber sandwiches

Popped my shirt off sniffing coke and drinking some coors

Rorke pinning for Merry England
Leftypol smugly yet eruditely explaining to Rorke that Merry England is an idyllic representation of England steeped in propaganda which never existed in earnest

threw a moth outside and the cunt just nutted me right in the forehead.

'ny in the 'ed

dont understand cunts who actually try to transport moths and spiders safely outdoors
i get not wanting to kill things but you have to be pragmatic about it

Here's my daily routine

-Alarm goes off at 8.30. Have a fag and a shower.

-walk 5 paces to my desk and log on

-answer a couple of emails and then doomscroll until lunch

-make a big fat sandwich and stretch lunch out from 12-2

-do small piece of work i've been putting off for a couple of days before moaning about foreigners on X

-log off at 5 and start shitposting on /brit/

-make a decent tea and then head off to the pub

-home for 11 and then watch something funny while insulting people on the internet

-bed for about 12 or so

Not sacrificing shit me but I'm happy

>>212668806
>>212668833

>>212670638
no ponies
no brians

top 100 songs of all time

>>212670649
forgot the big wank normally after work or when i get in bed

>>212670638
um
why's brian there

sometime swhen i want to have a laugh ill look up myfarog in the 4chan tg archive and see all the people shitting on it for being a horrible /pol/ made game

>wake up at 6:00
>shower, have breakfast and prepare lunch for the day
>go to work and drill shit and rivet bits of metal together for 9 hours

>>212670709
i look previous posts i made that people found funny and enjoyed and got decent replies

ffs my wank ended up being a 2 and 1/2 hour goon sesh
i need a shower

listening to splitknot

>>212670649
no gf then

She was 18 when she started acting as Cho Chang in Harry Potter. Perfectly alright.

>>212670817
i shag

>>212670777
ive gotten multiple gets in /brit/ and for some reason i can never find them in the archive :/

>>212670825
your hand

>>212670798

>>212670844
no old women or fat lasses mostly

Dead nigger baby thread

>>212670648
I just leave them alone except for the clothes moths cunts can fuck off if they think they're going to eat my clothes

>>212670905
do you pick them up at the pub?

>>212671081
on the apps its a hard slog desu

>>212671042
so if there's a spider there you just leave it? they get battered in my house.
same for moths but would never hurt a butterfly madness really is it not

>>212671161
ah right. i hate the apps. ive just come off the opiates this week and if i can stay off the drugs over the next month i'll be wild for shagging. its like waking up from hibernation and entering rutting season like a wild red deer. i usually just fuck some prostitutes when i get off the drugs but im thinking about trying the pubs. chasing the drunk oldies and fatties in person, reckon id have better luck than on apps.

>>212671236
I would rather do that but I'm so shit at conversation with people I don't know. It takes me 30 seconds to come up with a good line or a question and you can get away with that on messaging far easier. Once I've got a handle on them its flows better.

poo

>>212671233
>so if there's a spider there you just leave it?
Yeah it's not doing any harm, honestly think people who just instinctively kill harmless animals are fucked in the head

Blacks and pakis and indians never suffered a fucking fraction compared to the multiple ethnic cleansings, famines, wars and centuries of disenfranchisement that the Irish Catholics, my people faced

Casual reminder that when Britain was literally the peak of human civilisation an island away half the population was eating seaweed to survive and turning away ships full of food from ports. Why do brown cunts get to claim they were oppressed cause occasionally some imperial officer took a survey on their mud hut village? We were literally brought to starving and eating grass for no reason than English psychopathy. And we still are more anti boat people than the current brown mutants. My great grandfather, Irish born, dug coal for Britain 13 hours a day while spitfires bombed his countrymen.

wanktoil looms

A disgrace really. Never trust an Englishman. He’d rather impress a Jew or German than help a starving Irish child.

You already seen my balls batty and dick officer

Can't watch autismo depictions in media as it just reminds me of myself

new
>>212668214
>>212668214
>>212668214

>>212671284
i dont mind doing the swiping and im always surprised by the decent quality of matches
but im rubbish at the messaging and ive never been able to use it to hookup
i dont really drink but ive been out on the town with colleagues and seen fat and/or middle aged women who are sloshed and well up for it
a few times they made approaches to me but i was too embarrassed to take them on in front of the office

>>212671374
its full of jfs

>>212671323
Didn't the first spitfire flight occur a whole fifteen years after the crown benevolently left the hapless potato enthusiasts to their own devices? What are you doing in a country you hate, like a brown person?