awkward moments edition

>>212669906
>>212669887

WE COME ON THE SLOOP JOHN B
MY GRANDFATHER AND ME
AROUND NASSAU TOWN WE DID ROAM

what are we gooning to tonight

get around round round i get around

There isn't a single decent American remake of Godzirra

theres a drug den in my neighborhood and no one cares they literally deal drugs out in the middle of the day and no one has reported them yet

>>212673705
why haven't you done it?

>>212673701
The Roland Emmerich version film scene where they hold a lighter to a Japanese sailor's face in ER and he says 'GOJIRA! GOJIRA!' was a meme back when. I've always liked that movie.

>incest is illegal because your kids will be muta-

my female cousin is one year older than me. when we were kids she attempted to use that age difference to claim dominance of the relationship.

has anyone in /cum/ tried taking Viagra?
If so, please explain what the experience was like

>>212673692
i got a little interested by that whole hired dominatrix idea, but i'll forget all about it.

>>212673719
how do i

>>212673731
im an incel

>>212673633 (OP)
Hayden>Braydon>Jaydon>Aiden>Kayden

I'm leaving this website forever
goodbye

>>212673746
see you tomorrow

>>212673720
It's weird watching that one and the Twin Towers are still there

>>212673746
here's your (You)
see you in 5 min

Wish I had the money to buy a restomod car

>>212673719

>>212673691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WxJB2wss20

>>212673746
ogey

I'm leaving the website forever
goodbye

posting from my drug den

>>212673797
me too fuck this toxic place

>>212673797
He looked about the villagers and at the soldiers, their eyes all upon him, and he spat and wiped his mouth. He aint no kin to me, he said.

>>212673746
wonder what Shahar's been up to
killing muzzies maybe

>>212673813
a fella might mistake you for a half breed

Green lantern superhero is pretty cool

>>212673797

>>212673816
Retard probably died RIP

>>212673632
def
i'm not a manchild

>>212673828
the movie is overhated

y'all are toxic and not my real friends just like my therapist told me

/cum/ niggas who work in the textiles industry: "i'm weaving this website forever"

>>212673633 (OP)
>awkward
just ask the guy if his cousin is single?
I've been through this with friends posting pics of their aunts a few times and it worked most of the time

>>212673820
I! DRINK! YOUR MILKSHAKE!

>>212673848
shut the fuck up retard

>>212673838
wtf bro you told your therapist about us the group chat is private

my dad never respected my gamer lifestyle

man that chicken was succulent

i imagine some fat fuck lurking this general on his crusty ass pc setup

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>212673866
das me but im not fat

>>212673866
fat guys in chat

Dogberg is menstruating and won't leave me the fuck alone.

>>212673861
gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

I tell my therapist that I browse reddit because I'm scared to tell it's 4chan

how much you wanna make a bet i can throw a football over them mountains

>>212673866
thank god my lanklet phase ended

>>212673887
Aw snap, aw shucks, you mean dem tharr hills? Well, I tell ya one thing, there be GOOOOOOLD in them tharr hills, mister! Pure, unadulterated GOOOOOOOLD, I tell ya!

>>212673633 (OP)
That literally happened to me in school. A friend said a girl was hot who happened to be a cousin

Gout on my left foot, light sciatica on right lower back, pain on right lower molars, weird bumps on the back of my tongue….its OVER for me

I never raped anybody

drunk AND watching my baseball team blow an 8-2 lead

>>212673910
Nepal has high school?

>>212673910
>>212673938
I'm sorry Nepalanon, I didn't see that you just wrote "school" instead of "high school"

>>212673938
does napal... not have high school?

drinking milk

gotta hit six flags tomorrow

>>212673967
Will you think of me while riding?

>>212673938
>>212673952
>reading comprehension
Does this nigga even have his Grade 10

nipple school?

>>212673973
no you're gay and annoying

What causes this?

>>212673991
spending more time fapping indoors than experiencing real life outdoors

>>212673967
I don't trust amusement park rides anymore
I used to love 'em but now I don't
'ple as

>>212674015
so in a sense you feel that your parents were too harsh on you

I have never liked amusement park rides and the physical sight of roller coasters makes me nervous

>>212674001
>>212674044
hey i just thought of a good board to post and discuss this topic of yours!
>>>/vt/

I wish goshcel would kill himself

>>212674047
what about planetariums, myan?

>>212674046
decently accurate assessment

Fuck 12

>>212674001
i dont care about lolicons, but i have no fucking idea how so many normies do not give a fuck about the UUUOOOOHHH I WANT TO RAPE A CHILD meme

these are the same people that will 'literally be shaking' when a 19 year old dates a 17 year old

my only guess must be they have no idea about the meme

>>212674065
I only went to one in elementary school and it felt like the room was spinning

>>212674063
many such cases

ublock origin stopped working again

>>212674111
still works on my firefox

>>212674111
Still works fine on brave.

Terrone doesn't fap to lolicon

My life rn

Why do some people get angry so easily

saw a real life uberjeets house it had 6 mopeds in the front and a balding indian coming out from the house

drinking in excess

Heading out to the steakhouse tomorrow

When is my real life gonna start

>>212674187
based

i want to see those ladies on america's test kitchen have sex so bad. not cooking-themed, oil sex either. just regular, passionate naked lesbian sex. and maybe i can blow off in one of them.

>>212674187
Is Montreal a big steak place or is the seasoning I've put on every steak I've ever made a lie

Terrone is infinite times better poster than jason the sodomite

nothing in the world is perfect ta ta ta tata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iofQGkUfASg

>>212674217
And both are preferable to a pedo like you

>>212674210
uhhh they aren't very attractive

>goshpedo is having an unprompted melty
>I'm just playing New Vegas

>>212674111
How about poo block origin and it blocks all Indian content from your Internet browsing experience

>>212674143
they are hylics
they are not real

>>212674239
you are both pedos

>>212674239
what's the run?

There was an absolute Bosnian milf at a casino I used to work at. She was a card dealer and was married to an absolute troll of a man. Such a shame

My redneck neighbor is very upset at the death of his ferret

evens guitar
odds rdr2

>>212674255
Baseless accusation. He posts literal children. I like older women.

>>212674231
They're not bad

>>212674265
IF I LEAVE HEEEERE TOMORROOOOW

It’s not polite to say “just get another one” when somebody’s pet dies

>>212674265
RIP

ikea is already setting up for halloween hype!

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday…

>>212674279
https://youtu.be/VVgMqLywpiM

>>212674212
Montreal Steak Spice is specific to Montreal Jews. That said, the French also really like their steaks; steak frites is a prominent dish in French cuisine. That spice blend may be less widespread than you’ve been led to believe, though. In general, stuff like Montreal Smoked Meat (Jewish) is mainly just consumed by tourists who’ve been memed into seeing it as an iconic local dish.

>>212674302
ok david lynch

>>212674270
>I like older women.
did you realize that after your mom shook her ass in your face?

I can't wait for football to start

>>212674297
heck yeah

>>212674302
>>212674279
piece of shit clipboard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUaifT06xps

>>212674262
Same as every other run: side with the people I like and become as rich and powerful as possible.

>>212674297
siiick! i'm doing banners this month, i don't care what those hens at the leasing office say. "tell me who's watching"

>no fun league
this is a /cfb/ general

Slovenian poster do you like Clairo?

>>212674149
In my province there is a special license plate number configuration for commercial livery not otherwise specified. It means the vehicle isn't a rental, it isn't a real taxi, it's not a commercial class, but it is used for commercial purposes. What that means is the plate is for delivery and rideshare gig drivers only. It is wise to give these a wide berth. They are all Indian and they are all looking at their windshield mounted cell phone about as often as they are looking at the road.

>>212674316
what did she just say

>>212674316
My Ravens finna boutta get their revenge

>>212674316
I don't want Summer to end and all the shitty months to come I like to sit by the pool and sip

still waiting on my bratty black gf

>>212674338
too bony. Haven't heard her, or Soccer Mommy, or Lucy Dacus, or that girl in the skeleton suit. I mean, I did, it just didn't stick.

>>212674365
I want a black gf with a fat ass, huge pussy lips, and a huge clit

>>212674316
we're so close. we're so nail-bitingly close, i feel like i'll turn inside out. i can almost hear it it my head. i can't wait to see how fucking gay and retarded the ads are. just a little longer. a little longer...

>>212674315
Grow up.

>>212674369
Phoebe Bridgers is doodoo you're not missing out

>>212674365

Louis open the door

Jason is a virgin.

>>212674382
Oy vey, it's like anudda Lilith Fair, cause all those chicks sucked too! Tho Sarah McLachlan was a hotty.

>>212674348
If you go by the wonderlic test Lamar is unironically retarded

>>212674365
I say this but I end up going after skinny white nerdy girls

>>212674405
so are you

Men love women's asses even though they fart and poop from them

>>212674409
I tried that test and it's bullshit, its a bunch of fucking algebra

The Aztecs created the third largest city in the world with a running aqueduct (fresh water to the city), highway system, universal education, advanced medciene and farming INDEPENDENT from the old world. But they are famous for the propaganda made against them by the Europeans.

>>212674421
yes

>>212674421
In some cases, because

>>212674418
I'm not though, that's the thing. So I automatically have something over him, he's never had sex and probably never will unless he pays a hooker. Which he won't.

>medciene
*medicine

Men like big breasts even though it doesn’t mean more milk

>>212674439
post gundams! if you're gonna avatarfag, at least post cool stuff.

>>212674450
ok how about this

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751851966314545.mp4

What if your girl had gnarly sasquatch feet

>>212674365
I need a Kween

>>212674448
I don’t really understand how a flat chest or massive honkers could provide the same amount of milk, unless the massive ones are entirely for show like attracting mates, and have nothing to do with breastfeeding. But I thought breasts actually contain breast tissue, which varies in size in relation to overall breast size…

>>212674485
ZAMN

>>212674476
heey! look at mark two and zeta, taking a break. yeah, perfect!

>>212674481
Not a foot guy, so I don’t really care. The only foot related thing I care about is that they’re clean; stinky feet are disgusting

>>212674481
i'd still suck her toes

the baja blast is calling my name should i answer?

SHOULD I DRINK THE BAJA BLAST

>>212674508
Good image

>>212674508
>>212674506
What if she had bad breath and nasty British teeth

Los Angeles is such a total shithole I hope the entire thing burns to the ground in the next batch of wildfires.

>>212674529
YES
just do it! you want to so badly, stop waiting for approval!

>>212674540
I don't want to die

>>212674540
>kween

>>212674529
>What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?
>No, I wouldn't describe him as that.
>How would you describe him?
>I guess I would say he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.

>>212674540
lord almighty she has one heck of an underbite

California would be a nice place to live if it wasn't inhabited by Californians

https://files.catbox.moe/r26ycc.MP4

>>212674540
outstanding post

Do not post she-urkels.

there's so many beautiful girls at my job surely I can have sex with at least one of them

or shurkels, for short.

>>212674578
Get a job.

>>212674574

https://youtu.be/rVYlWiFKXEg

:D

>>212674578
Grow up you little manbaby.

>>212674595
eeeewwww!!!!!

>>212674586
>>212674598
Browns spotted

I’m Indian and Californian

>>212674628
nooooo bro dont say that shit

>>212674587
PNW! PNW! PNW! OORAH

because he's ~my~ butler

>>212674628
like saar, man.

would you accept me as your stepdad?

>>212674629
Fuck you hater

>>212674631

>>212674595
I'd like to say God doesn't exist but then I see shit like this and it's simply impossible to believe all of it occurred through pure random chance. Anyone who tries to tell you evolution is purely a game of luck and circumstance is a charlatan worthy of being shot on sight.

really enjoy listening to girls sing songs

>>212674640
No my dad is based

>>212674640
that depends...would you teach me woodworking?

>>212674650
Evolution isn't a "game of luck"

>>212674630

>>212674655
SAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ

>>212674655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZewirNZdcTM

Had a good convo with my cute neighbour as we were standing outside our units tonight.

>>212674628
so you're just an indian

>>212674671
*fast forward to her shitting on your chest*

>>212674671
absolute units, you lot, corrr

how many followers do you have on X(formerly Twitter)?

>>212674659
If you believe in it, then yes it is. Random genetic mutations occur, but they just happen to be perfectly suited to the animal's environment, and the ones that are most aptly adapted survive and pass on their genes.

Evolutionfags have NEVER been able to explain how an animal's DNA can, without any input from animal on a conscious level, mutate in the most perfect ways. The rostrum of that weevil has 2 layers perfectly designed to make it flexible and rigid at different points in the process. Pure chance I guess that it lucked out and all of that just happened to work for it.

>>212674671
did you fuck him in the bussy

>>212674657
i will teach you how to pop a wheelie
>>212674656
not as based as me we can post on 4chan together

>>212674687
I had around 7 even though I never made any real posts and just retweeted contests

>>212674694
>Evolutionfags have NEVER been able to explain how an animal's DNA can, without any input from animal on a conscious level, mutate in the most perfect ways
By being made over and over again billions of times until something gets fucked up

woke up at 5 am and started the day with some porn.
gonna head over to the liquor store when it opens
doing great so far

>>212674709
>By being made over and over again billions of times until something gets fucked up

There's no reason to believe this is purely random and not the result of specific design. The latter makes infinitely more sense.

>>212674705
a bunch of bots follow me it's pretty cool if you don't look closely it looks like every hot girl in the world follows me

>>212674695
wish he would

>>212674677
I was born and raised in San Juan Capistrano

so relaxed, now that i have a good supply of alcohol. i could probably navigate our countries through a war, diplomatically. united states, mexico, canada. i could do it, boy! get the room relaxed, a joke, something about the poor quality of the chairs we're all sat in. then we'd settle in seriously. eyebrows raising. but then i'd cut in, my simple solution. brows furrowing now. "no, it's too simple. surely we'd have seen that." world leaders shake hands over language barriers. they nod. "boy, that's some diplomat you have there!" in russian and chinese and arabian and every european

>>212674719
WHAT A LIFE

my day doesn't start until I eat and shit

>>212674719
https://youtu.be/pYaQuoO7IdE

i cant beat moonlord

>>212674730
see
>>212674677

>>212674719
Please don’t do it man

>>212674723
>the latter makes infinitely more sense
no it doesn't
besides, the laws of physics are a much stronger argument for intelligent design, since if any of them had slightly different mathematics then nothing could exist as we know it. think if gravity was weaker, or if the forces holding atoms together were weaker.

>>212674730
t. xiang wu Supanusupong

>>212674735
i don't eat until i have pooed two times

>>212674740
See>>212674628

I leave for work 10 minutes after getting out of bed in the morning

>>212674753
I usually poo, eat, and then poo again

Getting high

I went to the Eras Tour and you didn’t

>>212674744
>no it doesn't
Not an argument.
>>212674744
>if gravity was weaker
What if it was weaker? What is that meant to imply? The laws of physics are universal as we know it, same laws apply on Jupiter as they do here and gravity is 2.5x more there.

>>212674756
well see, we know indians aren't very smart, so we'll break it down for you. only WHITE people can be Americans, hope this helps!

>>212674769
Saaame

my day doesn't start until I slip into my oversized gray suit and push my service pistol into a heroin dealer's mouth because he owes me my cut cause I'm the baaad lieuteeeenant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Gjtnz1Tog

>>212674773
That’s not true. You don’t get to decide that

>>212674771
>The laws of physics are universal as we know it, same laws apply on Jupiter as they do here and gravity is 2.5x more there.
Exactly. WHY are they these fixed values? What if those values were fixed differently? If gravity were weaker, no galaxies or any large objects could exist, since they wouldn't have the ability to clump together.

>>212674785

>>212674787
The Founding Fathers decided that. Sorry ranjeesh you will NEVER be American.

i jerk off exclusively to jav, that's how you know i'm a truecel

>>212674796
Again this has nothing to do with evolution.

goodnight

>>212674742
why bother? i started seeing my abs poke through after more than 200 days without a drop and doing all this self improvement fag shit.
yet I cant help but feel like shanking myself in the throat whenever I stay alone with nothing to do.
I hate my job yet it's the only thing that quiets the voice down
week ends are hell, it's my yearly vacation soon and I cant do this shit man.

OCEAN MAN, TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
OCEAN MAN, THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE
IS A REAL TRIP
OCEAN MAN, THE CRUST OF A TAN MAN IMBIBED BY THE SAND
SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND

>>212674812
Yeah because I don't believe evolution is evidence of intelligent design and there is nothing you can say to change my mind, because I actually understand how evolution.
So, I shifted the conversation to something I thought we could agree on.

/cum/ is much better and chill when jason isn't posting

>>212674836
*how evolution works

I would take jason over goshpedo any day if we're being real, famalam

my back hurts anyone want to give me a rub down?

>>212674833
when me and a friend used to get high 10 or more years ago he'd always egg me on to start singing Push d'little daisies n' make 'em come up' like a retard and we laughed and laughed

>>212674785

time do be flying

>>212674836
>can't explain how evolution works
>proves my original point without even realizing it
>proceeds to change the subject because he can't prove how evolution isn't bullshit

Like pottery.

I accept your concession and will be graceful in my victory over you.

I tried chugging coffee all day, or even trying all these gay tea leaves that supposedly have superpowers, even other drugs doing kratom, klip dagga, kana roots, blue lotus and so on
it's all fag shit

when jason posts
>hurr durr you're brown!
>anal sex is better than vaginal sex
>literally every male in ancient Greece and Rome was gay

>>212674829
Why did you stop in the first place?

>>212674864
just lie flat

>>212674864
Get a woman to preform ashiatsu on you

>>212674882
and take off my clothes?

>>212674849
https://voca.ro/1iBhoqiDrUMg

Ever seen The Go-Between? The past is a foreign country, they do things differently there? Well, they were right! Personally, I fucking hate the past, it was a cruder, more boring place.

>>212674805
I wasn’t back then but I am now. It’s called change and it’s a good thing

>>212674881
because every six months I have to see two doctors who monitor my blood markers and they decide if I can keep driving or not

>>212674878
when a bunch of organisms in an environment have various mutations, of course the beneficial ones will survive. mutations are just one part of evolution, there is also genetic drift, gene flow, and most importantly, natural selection.

Captain, turn around and take me home

>>212674903
is that true fk

>>212674512
This u?

space isn't real

i dont care.
stupid nigger world

>>212674880
To be fair to him, he's literally the product of incest rape and has actual genetic defects that cause his brain to be malformed. That's why he's on disability and looks the way he does.

>>212674903
lmao

>>212674914
i would never step foot in a taco bell

>>212674917
Let's see your evidence

>>212674932
How about Taco Bellend

>>212674921
we both know he could hold a job standing at a register or washing dishes. living with his parents is his preference

I'm a Christian but I acknowledge science and that the Earth is 4.5 billions years old and the Universe is about 13.9 billion years old.

>>212674908
>all of these things just randomly happened perfectly
>the idea that it's intentional or by design is IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE
>even though we literally mimic it every day when we engineer and design things for specific tasks or environments
>like snow tires with softer rubber for cold temperatures
>or steel alloys that resist corrosion from salt water
>WAIT NO THOSE MUST ALL BE RANDOM TOO BECAUSE THERE IS NO GODDDDDDDDDD

Someone hurry up and call me redditleaf and say I'm having a melty already it's been like 10 posts now.

I look like this.

>>212674910
BRANG! ME! TWO PINNER COLLADERS!
I WANT ONE FOR EACH HAND!
LET'S SET SAIL WITH CPT. MORGAN
EVEN THOUGH WE'LL NEVER REACH DRY LAND!

>>212674945
He's like almost 30 and lives with his parents by CHOICE? No one is that pathetic anon, he's literally brain damaged and needs caretakers.

Thanks for acknowledging me
t. Science

>>212674950
>>all of these things just randomly happened perfectly
I just explained why it isn't entirely random. evolution doesn't "try" to design organisms, it just guides them as they adapt to their environment with what they have already

>>212674960

>>212674906
No, you're not now and never will be. You can never be anything but an indian. Just as you can never change your terrible ethnicity, you can never be American.

>>212674961
>LET'S SET SAIL WITH CPT
canadian /pol/tard?

>>212674960
Nobody looks like anime. Anime is one such ideal form of the human mind, of which only the digital format is capable of rendering. I wish we got to live in that ideal world but I digress

“Mass deportations are a magic wand that makes the impossible things just appear

- Whenever you deport an undocumented family, that's the equivalent of just making a home appear out of thin air. No other policy can do that
- Whenever you deport an undocumented family, that's like magically expanding the roads
- Magically building more hospitals
- Magically freeing up more hospital spaces
- Magically making more school places appear out of thin air with no downsides.

>>212674948
This is a perfectly reasonable take. An all powerful god could design the universe to allow events to transpire as they have

>>212674990
Incorrect

im hungry nigga

how do I renenable ublock on chrome

>>212674994
it's an American country pop song from the 00s I think, it's really catchy in that great Jimmy Buffett tradition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noaEhQKdnCU

>>212675002
/cum/'s finest theologian

>>212674974
I didn't claim evolution tried to engineer anything, stop trying to shift my argument. Evolution is bullshit cope if you think it's not by design. We have things like machine learning and AI that can grow and adapt based on input and feedback, this is very real technology. The idea that we are able to create such things, but yet it can't be used to explain why organisms adapt, is lazy and frankly shitbrained. It's like you're purposely going out of your way to reject any notion that we, and life as a whole, are the product of some higher being or advanced species. We might even just be experiments and Earth is a giant petri dish to test out a new form of adaptive genetic technology.

But no it's all random and if something good just happens to pop up, like it clealy has trillions of times (purely random chance) then it stays around.

>>212675017
sounds like something my grandpappy would listen too (rip)

>>212674999
*I* am more than my material form.
>>212675009
You use brave and install it msnually.

>>212675017
I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN low places WHERE THE WHISKEY DROWNS AND THE BEEEEEEEEER CHASES my blues AWAY
I'll be OKAY
yah IM NOT BIIIIIIIIIG ON soooocial GRACES think I'll STEP ON DOWN to the OOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAASIS OH I'VE GOT FRIIIIIIIIIENDS
IN LOOOOW PLACES

>>212675017
>in that great Jimmy Buffett tradition
are you trolling did I just get trolled

>>212675002
Being a modern Christian ideally takes a lot of critical analysis of the Holy Bible.

>>212675017
Thoughts on his Chris Gaines alter ego?

I’ve got bad taste in music

>>212675022
>t's like you're purposely going out of your way to reject any notion that we, and life as a whole, are the product of some higher being or advanced species. We might even just be experiments and Earth is a giant petri dish to test out a new form of adaptive genetic technology.
Maybe, but all evidence points towards evolution being true. Everyone not in Crazytown knows it.
Also, your use of the word adapt is interesting, it actually is really hard to prove if any given trait is really an adaptation. Think about it. How would you prove it? You would need to demonstrate that this trait appeared over the course of generations to deal with a specific issue that the organism encountered in it's environment. This would take decades or centuries.
Just an interesting fact about evolution for you!

>>212675038
SOME PEOPLE CLAIM THAT THARR'S A WOMAN TO BLAME
BUT I KNOW
IT MIGHT BE MY FAULT

If I were to intake this wine in my current state I would surely being vomiting uncontrollably
but I cant just waste a buzz on a friday night

>>212675053
>Also, your use of the word adapt is interesting, it actually is really hard to prove if any given trait is really an adaptation. Think about it. How would you prove it? You would need to demonstrate that this trait appeared over the course of generations to deal with a specific issue that the organism encountered in it's environment. This would take decades or centuries.
BEHOLD!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin%27s_finches

The only thing dumber than being an atheist is being an abrahamist.

if you jerk off to hentai you're a porn addicted degenerate. period.

>>212675064
Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but generally this is the case.

>>212675047
Whoah, that's crazy, that's why America is #1, different perspectives are explored liberally

New
>>212675054

>>212675074
I jerk off to SFM and ASMR in the background behind my anime porn ocllection

Hentai is qualitatively different from porn.

Jason is perfectly adapted to his environment.

His small, weak frame and low bone density reduce his weight meaning fewer calories are needed to sustain him.
His greasy mop of hair provides thermal insulation to retain heat in his head (primary source of heat loss).
He has lost all natural sex drive so the complete lack of female attention is no longer a problem for him.
His brain has shrunken to 1/4 the size of a regular human, meaning he requires virtually no mental stimulation and can simply "exist" the same way a deer stands in a field for 8 hours chewing grass.
His thin, claw like fingers are perfect for grasping and piercing greasy foods like tater tots and red meat. His rodent-like teeth can gnaw through these foods easily, and a steady consumption of Coca Cola progressively rots them allowing him to continuously sharpen their edges.
His pale, almost translucent skin is a product of never seeing the sun and so pigmentation is utterly unnecessary (much like deep sea creatures who are almost completely transparent).

Jason is, by all accounts, living proof of evolution.

>>212675113
he never said that

>>212675113