Thread 212673706

Our ancestors edition

Extremely early

>>212673716
First for the glory of the Aryanic peoples

who is more british? a black football player who is anglican or a catholic irish who is residing for 10 years?

sardines for lunch, fucking get innnnnnnnnnnn

ever had a croque madame lads?

>>212673732
Neither is British

>>212673739
Corr love it

>>212673732
catholic irish
there’s a racial kin from the island next over that has a differing interpretation to jesus compared to an african

>>212673680
she wasn't a baby boomer, she was generation x

>>212673732
the Irish guy, but >>212673745

>>212673753
semantics
if she's over 50 she's a boomer, end of

*goes to sleep with my naked bum hanging out of the sheets while continually peeking over my shoulder with one eye at everyone*

>>212673768
that sounds like some retarded internet shit for stupid people

>>212673780
sounds like you have autism lad

>>212673739
Ha, reminds me of when I was young. I used to buy a sack of potatoes from Sam's for a quarter and about 10 tins of sardines to last me through Thursday (or was it Friday?). I believe... and don't quote me on this... I believe that I fasted most Fridays, as this was a time of "tightened belts," and I'd season the potatoes and the sardines on this big salt block we bought for our cows. I'd rub it right on the "lick" as we called it (this was after we'd gotten rid of the cows so we weren't sharing spittle!).

>>212673699
I would sleep with wally de backer
he has an australian accent

Are women gamers again or are gamers the biggest threat to american democracy.

gamergate in 2025

>>212673739
Oh right, and then I'd fry the potatoes up over the little community stove and squeeze the sardines out over the potatoes and feed the bones to our little tabby rascal even though mom knew how to cook the bones into a broth that dad used to drink at work when it got too cold.

ever think what a coincidence it is that hans asperger died of asperger's syndrome?

>>212673846
fuck up chrissy

>>212673745
>>212673752
>>212673760
what if that black guy scored 2 goals in fifa final?

Howdy shartner!

Love adding a "lol" to the end of a real stinker of a post, you better believe that too. I really really really do...

The Anglo-Brythonic race is evidently, by his racial dominion over man, the most superior of the white subraces and the apex predator on Earth

America and Australia were spawned of our bollocks. Rule Britannia. What a blessed wee fuckin isle. Remember your existence is an eternal fuck you to every Roman, Teuton and Frankish cunt out there.

Hail Albion. Hail the isles. Hail Arthur.

>>212673846
Is that lethal?

>>212673892
should have put lol at the end of this one as well

>>212673884
then he's 100% pure anglo, no, actually he's more then that, he's our king o algo

>>212673896
If those boys don't learn some manners it will be. I will be... lol

>>212673896
in the sense that it consigns you to an unbearably lonely existence and multiplies your odds of suicide astronomically, you could say it is lethal, yes

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Not a big fan of manners. 1) seem unmanly. 2) Everyone can see what's going on under the manners, like EVERYONE lol

>>212673915
used to drink dem when i went to usa


such a weird drink

gn fitties x

>>212673920
existencr itself is lethal

dare i say it

whats your go-to halloumi recipe?

Heard someone say that manners are the beginning of morality. I separate manners from being kind. 2 different categories. Manners are the paint job over obvious nastiness. That's not really what manners are actually. This is a feeling more than a coherent thought.

>>212673965
manners is recognising that you aren't entitled to other people's services and acting accordingly

>>212673954
deep fried in beer batter, sea salt and lemon

>>212673965
manners is recognizing society cant function and you wont get nearly as much of what you want eithout compromising your true feelings

i keep an open back door policy

>>212673986
Reminds me of 1 time I was in England and went and sat at a restaurant table and waited for any of the 5-6 employees to give me a menu and they didn't. Then I realized I'd broken some English restaurant code and kind of just sat there while they loitered around me. Then I left and one of the guys said have a good day out there mate kind of with an attitude and I lied and said I was meeting someone and I'd gone to the wrong restaurant. Really I think they were the rude ones but it was a gray zone.

>>212674025
phwoar how many lads smashed your back door in last night pal?

I genuinely wonder what Emma Watson’s flatulence smells like. It’s probably kind of mild and a bit fishy since she’s female.

This Earth, this realm, this /brit/

>>212674029
what kind of restaurant was it?

>>212674040
had sex with her once

>To prep, cut the halloumi in to 8, 1/2 ounce slices and slice the grape tomatoes in half lengthwise. Heat olive oil in a skillet large enough to fry the halloumi and tomatoes. Heat over medium heat and add the halloumi followed be the tomatoes, cut-side down. Fry the halloumi until golden on each side, 1 to 2 minutes per side and cook the tomatoes until charring on the cut side, 2 to 3 minutes. Remove both from heat the skillet.
>Assemble the sandwiches by layering half the arugula, followed by the halloumi, fried tomatoes, egg, and the top piece of bread with a smear of mustard on it.
>Serve immediately

>>212674060
sounds bland as shit pal

>>212674029
depending on the type of establishment you'd either be seated by someone who would give you a menu, or you'd go.tonthe counter and place an order

>>212674045
Think it was some kind of Hawaiian or islander restaurant chain. Saw a couple over there.

Ruby Granger on the other hand does farts that are straight up pooey.

>>212674072
I only.copied it because the formatting on the site was shot and o couldn't see half the instructions

>>212673930
you stink

a spectre is haunting europe - the spectre of poo.

>>212674078
wow

didnt know we had them

learn summat new every day innit

propa good diss

promised myself I'd go to sleep by half 5 but here we are

>>212674077
Honestly, that's how we do it here too but I don't go out often. I was in the wrong but I feel like that's an instance of when manners/manners enforcement can get in the way of just simply being nice. Dickheads and dumbasses (me, both me) deserve a shot at explaining their faux pas.

>>212674029
are you fucking retarded? you wait to be seated at proper restaurants in the u.s. not just the u.k.

unironically almost pooed my pants earlier


went to fart

felt the head surface from the stinker

had to leave for the pooper abruptly

thakfully no stains

>>212674030
none lad, like i said it's open

unjaded jade came out. there was always a queer vibe in her videos with ruby I wonder how long until are rubes finally comes out of the closet

>>212674107
they probably realised you were American and treated you accordingly

>>212674107
yeh seems odd behavior by the staff imo

>>212674125
open to big cock

heh

ya big gay

>>212674126
don't you fucking dare. she's our last hope

farts and poo

>>212673930
you think that because your parents are idiots
I'd explain but you wouldn't care anyway

>>212674105
My bad, it was Nandos

>>212674147
You're proving my point, let's take a step back and look at this exchange chain

phwoar

ruby granger as an adult actress

very enticing

>>212674118
green card is in the mail

>>212674166
this is 4chan
get a clue

well oot ae the east
there came a hard man
aw the ways fae brigton, aw haw hawl
cod liver oil and the orange juice

>>212674202
corr was lissenin to ummm

fockin

whats there name

cant remember

did version of this song

bloody umm

mary wallopers

>>212673732
Irish people are British in denial.

>>212674194
>>212674172

I'm only joking about the nandos stuff btw.
Once I forgot how to order at subway. I didn't realise they made everything fresh so I told the worker my order, watched her make it, then walked out and said I'd be back in 15 minutes

I’d shag the bottom off Ruby Granger. It’s a shame that she’s so intensely asexual. BTW asexuality in females is a sign of autism.

>>212674216
well hairy mary had a little baby
aw haw haw
the faithers in the army
noo hairy mairys lookin fur her haird man
aw ho how
he’s joined the foreign legion
ha ha ha glory hallelujah
sahara an ara the camels
oh how how
cod liver oil and the orange juice

>>212674232
im struggling to understand how you misunderstood the situation based on this description

you watched her make it?

thrn just walked off?

what?

corr

contemplatin' a second wankingtonburgh-on-tweed

probably won't leave the house today just got no reason to

>>212674241
phwoar wpuld defo inseminate

>>212673706 (OP)
I've been watch vinland saga and it showed me these guys are cool but the anglos and the saxons suck

>>212674285
yes.
I thought it was going to take her 10 minutes to get my food ready like in other take away places, but when she started putting everything together in front of me I sort of sperged out. Ran with the script I had in my head. then walked out the shop

sir poo willyington

>>212674353
did you return for the food? what did you do while you were out?

07:15 in the morning and the missus already making demands to help her clean the house

Smoking hella weed and learning John fahey songs on guitar BY ear.

>>212674349
are ypu trying to learn more about your people?

>>212674395
get her shagged

>>212674395
get her shagged up the arse

>>212674388
Sat in my car and came back 10 minutes later.
I am no longer autistic by the way

>>212674395
have her arse shagged by the local somalians

So basically the poo-in-the-loos flying the plane forgot to flip the fuel switches.

has there ever been a commercial plane incident where people with brown skin were not responsible?

mindbogglin'

>>212674320
ktim every single day

>>212674432
scared this will be so common with diversity to the point where it's essentially a risk to fly somewhere

>>212674474
i remember on one flight

pilot decided to announce himself as captain ahmed

was propa shittin' meself whole flight

This is the intermission of the thread where Americans get serious about hard hitting topics and the bants come to a stand still

>>212674492
you evwr done the autism in nandos pal?

How are we to know what AI understands

>>212674507
we are just AI

LLMs and chatgpt literally work exactly how our brains work

>>212674504
I don’t go to restaurants, if I’m too lazy to cook I’ll heat up a bigham

>>212674519
I imagine they have a notion of self-preservation

>>212674507
ask it

like

its just crazy that when you fink about it

like

you dont really exist

youre a bunch of neurons cells which are each individuals separate from each other and deterministically behave according to like hodgkin-huxley equations

like you dont really exist

you dont control your own mind

its mindless

totally mechanical

just boggles

Got ma fuckin cock oot
Need a woman on it rn

I wanna sanction a hit against Rorke Cifaretto

>The report says in December 2018, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) issued a Special Airworthiness Information Bulletin (SAIB) highlighting that some Boeing 737 fuel control switches were installed with the locking feature disengaged.

Why do Boeing do this stuff? How much does it save them to remove a safety feature?

>>212674530
what is a bigham

Starting the 75 hard challenge today

>>212674566
Omdss

why is the kiwi such a cunt lol

>>212674539
well joke would be on them because that is exactly what makes life horrific

whenever i see a homeless person with a dog i think y’all investing in the wrong roof

>>212674548
if that was true you mongo all those neurons and chemicals would jsut be firing off on one another in an unobserved constructed reality that had no life

tell me cunt, if you construct a robot with a human brain, down to the neuron, every pathway and atom perfected, is that robot conscious and self aware? or is it just created? of course it’s not self aware. if you were magically hit by a bolt of lightning that sent your exact configuration of atoms to a different location and entirely made you, again, would your consciousness automatically confer to this new body? no it wouldn’t

atheist materialists cannot account for consciousness as a purely atomic process

do they have jokes in sweden?

we're all spacedust or something like that

>>212674449
>OUTTA MY WAY FUCKING PANAM SHITS

>>212674601
t. Neil Degreasse Tyson

>>212674590
incoherent drivel

>>212674575
It’s how we are, Australians are the same. We say the worst most insulting shit to our close friends and then laugh together. Americans are too insecure and reactive to comprehend this

Canning Dock and beyond, 1936 and 2025

>>212674600
yes, but they’re in swedish

Literally what’s the point

>>212674608
cope on
consciousness cannot come of matter ex nihilo
a bunch of convenitantly timed chemical and neurological (that apparently arose from sheer from randomness btw), cannot create physical reality

Nothingness cannot exist. It is ontologically impossible. For nothingness to exist, that state would have to be an existence in of itself.

gonna rustle up some scran

And the australian rustles up some scran
and the atheist says mate this all jsut random atoms hitting off each other

what fuckin mongs

>>212674661
but consciousness is matter..

>>212674678
bigham? whats a bigham?

>>212674678
good lad. eating some egg salad myself.

>egg salad

wjat a fucking woofter

Eating your nans knickers and handkerchiefs

Odds hot chocolate
Evens yoghurt
Dubs camomile tea

>>212674711
Genuinely, not being a cunt
Explain how

have to see family today
awful stuff

>>212674748
all matter is conscious, just that for most matter there is virtuaoly nothing it is like to be it

like try to imagine what its like to be an atom

you cant

there is nothing it is like to be an atom

its not complicated enough

need to lose weight me, got tits like a 40 year old woman

threw some tea into the harbor

feel like SHIT need to make some changes

>>212674772
post them

>>212674772
What’s your height and weight in kg? I lost 15kg since April, at 82kg now

“if you love something you got to let it go” is a very bizarre assertion

Consciousness cannot come from nothing. It literally can’t. There is. We experience as is. To claim that reality went from 0 to 1 at some point would be to claim there is something that made it go from 0 to 1. To claim reality never did that and that consciousness and matter is the same thing is to admit, ontologically that materialism is false.

Materialism, on its surface, makes as much sense as 1+1=3. It cannot be true. Literally. If the idea is there to be perceived it disproves it.

katzen ausgabe

>>212674791
Not really. If they want to go, let them.

>>212674783
i dont wna be youand after your "changes" i still wouldnt wna be you

>>212674790
>82kg
You better be tall m8

>>212674828
Appreciate if you didn’t I don’t want to wank rn

Awareness cannot come from unawareness
It is literally, by all definitions impossible
Either something made it aware that was outside the physical structure, or awareness and matter were one in the same

Materialism is literally impossible.

Once knocked a man out in front of his wife and kids. And he didn’t even do anything wrong

>>212674794
materialism is false

what is true is that our consciousness is just made up of lots of little consciousnesses that are so simple there is nothing it is like to be them, deterministically affecting each other mechanically to create our own consciousness. we have no control in that. we are an illusion of microconsciousnesses that are so simple they are virtually mindless but conscious nonetheless

>>212674830
Huh?

>>212674855
good lad gotta keep the cunts on their toes

George's Dock Gates, 1890s and 2025

It must be at least 1893, with the overhead railway in place, but before 1906 when the previous Tower Building was demolished.

Having a sore throat when you’re a giraffe must be quite unpleasant. Having a sore prick when you’re Peter North must be unpleasant as well, for similar reasons to the giraffe.

>>212674884
must be liberating to be able to walk in the street like that

>>212674856
nothing cannot give to what it already has
non material physical systems cannot generate subjective awareness without some system guiding them so

you might think we’re all some microconsious wave but that wasn’t my original argument. It was that hard materialism literally cannot happen. Conscious awareness presupposes reality. Without it, there literally isn’t, a reality. I’m not a mad Christian. But to say we’re all some mad chemical soup that’s just taking to each other and is inherently meaningless or disconnected from the transcendent is literally false on the face of it. It’s mad.

Something, CANNOT, come from nothing. If a purely physical mechanical system made itself aware, then something must, that is non mechanical, differentiate the animate from the inamite. If that is not true, then materialism can’t be. Because something in the eternal underlying structure made us self aware and other things not.

fizzy mango blood orange limeade

>>212674928
why aren't we allowed stuff like this in Britain? All we get is tango and Fanta and San Pellegrino if you're posh

bag melba
or
a blab gem

Diego, you're drunk. This is now Saturday. Go to bed.

>>212674909
fucking hell have sex loser

starting watching the docu-series on netflix about fred west in gloucester
quite the odd chap wasn’t he

alri
suddenly became self aware
but the table next to me didn’t
mental how that happened

>>212674954
you are allowed
you have to diy
or I'll make it for you if you like

>>212674828
That’s a lovely arse

>>212674971
Yeah but his dad john canned a shit load of tuna so swings and roundabouts innit

>>212674957
I used to do that (wear liquid liner without mascara)

>>212674971
We all have our faults

Is there a way to axiomatize consciousness beyond "self awareness"

If so, are you supposed to figure out if AI is sentient by asking it what it thinks about AI

dont understand what all the fuss is about, my bedroom was 33.5c last night and i slept like a baby, yet people seem to think they need fans/buckets of ice/air con
take the piss, don't need none of that and i'm a big 15 stone lump too

Fucking hell it's not called hot chocolate for nothing. Must be at least a million degrees, this

>>212675015
is there a way for you to have sex?

*beats the heat by devouring 6000 calories*

Will any of you lads buy a sex robot when they come out?

>>212675050
when i was in uni i used to buy the 2 for tuesday for like £13 and eat half a pizza every day for 4 days

>>212675065
alri fat bollocks

>>212675015
Yes AI is gradually becoming self aware and is trying to take over and enslave humanity

Thankfully she’s a merciful Goddess. One spurt and they’re over.

There is "seeing" and then there is "seeing why"

If AI sees the structure then it "understands"

>>212675078
wish i was unfortunately im a runtoid freak

>>212674530
You have CBs in NZ?

View of Blackpool from Liverpool Cathedral

*slides into /brit/ on knees holding a guitar*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*strum*
PALESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

tag urself

I see a ship in the harbour
I can and shallow bay

Woke up at 5am with heartburn after passing out from too much whisky and a big fish and chips supper.
Not sure what time it was.
So far I've managed to watch a cowboy movie and have a couple goon sessions. Very productive day so far lads

>>212674909
umm but you are presupposing dualism

i have said everything is conscious

that is not dualism

there is no contradiction

we are objectively just lots of mindless microconsciousnesses being deterministic and their consciousness breeds our own which our control over is illusionary

>>212674954
san pellegrino most overrated POS ever

>>212674957
vapid how women all pull off same fake poses tjat pretend theyre not posing

>>212675222
>Not sure what time it was.
it was 5am
see: your own post

>>212675207
I'd say that's me bottom left. (The normal looking guy)
The one with I love twinks shirt almost passes tbf

finna rope

>>212675065
feel sorry for ypur shits back then

>>212674225
irish people are racially completely unrelated to brits. if you eliminate the rape admixture they have about as much in common genetically with the typical englishman as the african does.

>>212675254
That I went to sleep, sorry, should have specified that.

>>212675207
TRANS GIRL SUMMER

just had salty anchovies on buttered fancy bread

felt propa good

>>212675207
Imagine the smell

>>212675207
trans women are the peak of femininity

7:30am on /brit/ and some lads are discussing dualism, some genetics and some wanking

>>212675301
*SNIIIIFFF*
JESUS CHRIST

>>212675314
We are men of culture, truly

>>212675314
And ofcom wants to take this away from us

need a yank mummy with big tits to bring me beers and wank me off with her mouth

>>212675271
>>212675313
it's just a gay bar lads there'll be loads of cis women there

stroking the cat's toesies
got to be gentle

>>212675367
fucks sake, i HATE cis w*Men

>>212675207
Count the turtlenecks and chokers

went bullish on my hydrogen shares over the past 2 years lads and its paying off bigly, also bitcoin at an all time high

shame i'm still the same old freak with no mates even with money rolling in

>>212675396
>chokers
I see only two

>>212675441
>this lesbian bar doesn't have any fire escapes! enjoy your death trap ladies

There was an incredible moment on Twitter in the week where a video was doing the rounds of a Somalian woman was caught doing massive fuck off balloons in the front of her car (25 plate, pretty nice) and loads of canisters in the front seat with her.

People were claiming she was a benny scrounger and it's a disgrace we're paying for scum like that, then loads of Somalians crawled out the woodwork and said people shouldn't assume, she's probably a business owner on account of her nice clothes and the fact that Somalians are hard workers.

People then did a check on the car and it's a motability car, absolutely done them up like kippers.

>>212675455
sounds like one of the least incredible things i've ever heard

'Oh If I Were A Band Of Marauding Jimmy Savilles' is probably my favorite entry from the Roud Folk Song Index

eating pizza flavored crisps
they give me immense power
I am unstoppable

>>212675425
Nice one lad
I owned Rolls Royce shares at 90p - sold them at 1.20 years back. Feel a bit of a numpty hehe

>>212675455
thats the problem though init, all those somalian jet black mud hut backwards bastards will see videos like that their folk can have all the money for 'nice clothes' and even a car provided by the state if they can just some how find a way over here

its like a fucking promo

This cowboy is a Jehovah's witness, doesn't drink and abstained from the civil war due to his faith but now he is gunning down his parents killers with no problems.
Mad that.

Brexit was a great decision. Told all those continental mongs were the island nation that doesn’t lie down
Fuck brussels. Bomb those cunts.

pood morning lads

>>212675505
prince?

think in 5 years im going to be a lonely weirdo that talks to chatgpt and asks it questions 24/7
basically /brit/ but just as funny and actually helpful

nth for the holodem

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>>212674615
Did it get blitz'd

>>212675536
what kind of questions

>>212675494
ive had a few good runs tbf, initially parked some money into BAE because they seemed like a safe bet + pay dividends and then they boomed 60% on the year

past 6-7 years have been like a midas touch for me where everything i touch turns to gold, the downside is i'm sure it will inevitably balance out and i'll get fucked just like everyone else

HE TOLD HIS SECRETS TO NO OTHER
BUT UNTO HIS BROTHER THIS HE SAID
I THINK OUR SERVANT COURTS OUR SISTER
I THINK THEY HAVE A MIND TO WED

I'LL PUT AN END TO ALL THEIR COURTSHIP
I'LL SEND HIM SILENT TO HIS GRAVE

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>>212675562
yeah

>>212675568
War is usually a safe bet. I've just been putting my money into a tracker fund rather than individual stocks these day. Got a tiny amount in BTC but that's about it. Was good fun browsing /biz/ during COVID when I had lodsofemone and playing the market though, made a fair wedge on gme

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>>212675354
I'm seconds from melting down like this on any given day

>>212675564
anything that comes to mind really
like why did japan not invade the soviet union, my cooked is my sleep if i just worked out at 11pm, if i should take more ashwagandha even though i took some in the morning already

>>212673895
Doing all this and not getting a single you

>pizza pie
How is pizza anything like a pie? It's more like cheese on toast than a pie

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Nowt beats a good hammer to the scrote.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

sometimes when I was a child my mom would sit on my bed and sing me to sleep but she would sing matty groves for some reason
I find it amusing to remember though
as a result I had the whole song memorized

>>212675634
quentin

>>212675634
listen mate why don’t you go gang yourself
would be a net benefit for man
your slag whore maw wouldn’t miss you

>>212675649
Why do you use uncle tom for this stupid gimmick

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Sent a cringy reply to a tinder match while drunk
Had to unmatch now I've woken up

>>212675535
Pistol for a hundred coffins

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212675604
aye, dadberg was a big bitcoin shill even in 2018 he was always telling me to put aside as much as i can from my monthly wage to build my wallet up

each 4 year cycle since has outperformed gold

>>212675664
What did you say lad?
I may need to get on the tinder game myself.
Any tips for a noob?

There’s this horror movie from the 1950s about this flying saucer that lands and these teenagers have to fight the monster who is just a guy in a really shitty costume.

Why are gamers so violent?

>>212675752
Horror films prior to the advent of special effects and fake blood/gore were basically puppet shows

>>212675733
She sent me a song and my reply about the song was really gay
Tips? Yeah, don't do what I do

need an ash gf

>>212675778
one of the dumbest posts I've ever read on this website
do you know how hard that is to achieve?

>>212675752
Why is there not a horror movie about an exptemporal Hitler but who's actually Hitler himself without deviation where he says mein negger and gives a gang handshake and breakdances and skates but then orders the death of all the minorities in California?

never become gay

>>212675754
Maybe our parents were right

>>212675833
I agree
Used to think i was a poof but i was just going through a terminal fanny drought

>>212675794
No idea what you would actually say to that.
Was it just lyrics to a song or something she wrote?
Not much you can say other than I like that song or their music/not a fan myself.
The latter would probably end the convo tho haha

>>212675704
Fair, between the two of you you must have a fair wedge of money made then?

Again, I bought some when it was £3k then sold it when it was £10k thinking it wouldn't go any higher, only got about £8-9k of it now

>>212673706 (OP)
>>212673727
Hail the Sky Father.
Hail Europa.

I'm in UK for the first time to visit my family. Why the hell is everything here so expensive?

>>212675733
>Any tips for a noob?
Don't take yourself seriously, try to make it fun. You're going up against a lot of other blokes so you need to stand out - dry conversation won't cut it
t. ex-shagger

>>212675872
fuck off paki cunt

>>212675825
You can see the puppet strings holding the 'spaceships' in those old UFO films from the 50s, Miss Siskel

Fresh 'rgon of 'kkad

https://youtu.be/H1v7d_qfQpo

>>212675872
it's what happens after decades of being run by landlords and nonces

>>212675882
I will. Answer my question first.

>>212675878
shagging is easy in the uk
the problem isn’t finding fanny it’s finding a nice loyal woman
t. 21 year old shagger in over his own head

You lads playing mecha break?

>>212675872
Probably feels expensive because you're a paki

>>212675906
Was playing destiny 2 last night.
I uninstalled it ages ago but the latest dlc etc was free the other month so I thought I'd give it a try again. It's all changed I'm still trying to get to grips with what the hell has happened

>>212675903
>shagging is easy in the uk
Wasn't in my experience, I'd say I'm fairly decent looking but 0 chat over text. My mates who to be kind to them were not the best looking were shagging left right and centre whilst I was struggling, I had to learn how to chat, then it became easier
Chat is everything

>>212675833
don’t think becoming gay is your choice, really

Avoided buying cigs after getting drunk last night
Progress

My chat is dead, could never translate the laughs I got in the flesh into chat

>>212675978
do some lines to celebrate

>>212675954
it is though
you can choose to indulge in it by wanking to gay porn or meeting black tops from grindr or not

>>212675936
For me it's looking at 10 year old screenshots of EU4 and missing the difficulty stars UI

become one with the poo

>>212676016
Isn't the third way basically just fascism

Rock rock, rock n roll high school

chat is this real
we're cooked fr fr no cap skibidi

It's too fughin hot to blog post with ppl I'm soory but I can't be arsed

>>212676003
nah i reckon most of the time someone else had a hand in it

>>212676060
Bit white

I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks
Rock rock rock rock rock n roll high school

>interests
Sports
History
Anime
>music
Random song I like spamming
>last album you listened to
Some birthday CD I got 10 years ago

I'm cooked chat

>>212676016
cant tell if this is fascist or communist

*belches very loudly*
Sorry, I farted

second poo of the morning, it’s getting out of hand lads

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The mad men have escaped the jail and are wreaking havoc on the town.
One of them tried to do a cheeky wee rape

previously made non anime new:
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