Thread 212676091

For the discussion of British culture

Sir Adolf Hitler subedition

My high school was not very rock n roll

>>212676091 (OP)
online safety bill will ban 4chan next week

A cheeky wee rape

seeing the posts made in /brit/ is it entirely unjustified for ofcom to band 4chan lads

>>212676130
i domt know what im going to do when its banned
a vpn is like £15 a month and most of them cant bypass 4chans filters

>>212676156
Proton works

anyone ever take a cold shower? strangely addictive the way it takes your breath away at first

how come /pol/ tells me london is majority non-white but every video i see of people walking in it everyone looks more or less european

5 scrambled eggs and 2 slices of buttery toast shoveled down my gaping maw

i wonder how many people still think this is 4channel

getting the daily does of carl

>>212676169
yeah but i dont want to spend that much money
is it *definitely* getting banned?

>>212676171
>how come /pol/ tells me
come on

nth for the gyaldem

gamer girls (rule the world)

>>212676125
Like that one did you?
He got smacked over the head with a candlestick but he did cop a feel before that

>>212676171
>>212676190
the stats dont lie leftypol

>>212676169
Not gonna work for long once everyone starts using it and all the servers are banned

>>212676156
you can move in with me on the premise you won’t try for a cheeky rape

>>212676117
No, Hiro agreed to send the IP of every post from the UK to the government

>>212676205
Well apparently they do.

>>212676215
they already did that isn't they?

>>212676202
Yookay

>>212676123
anime is mainstream...

>>212676169
dont you need to have a 4chan pass to use it though, so then i have to pay an annual fee as well as a monthly fee to post here

>>212676231
Ukanda

>>212676202
Modern Britain: some illegal immigrant dressed in bed sheets delivers American slop under pride bunting

>>212676202
Traditional attire, goyslop and battyman flags in one photo

The so called african man's burden against all this kikeish and satanic

It’s quite mad that the entirety of North American civilisation comes from this island
This small, rolling hardly 100 miles wide island that i’m looking over right now half drunk and stoned at 8:30 am
Mental even. This wee place. Wee hedgerow rainy shithole.

>>212676186
>is it *definitely* getting banned?
4chan will continue to ignore ofcom's requests for "risk assessments" and is unlikely to comply with the requirement of age verification on red boards. Could be months if 4chan don't decide to block UK ips themselves but yeah it'll most likely be blocked at a some point

rorke stuns in new picture

>>212676222
must be nice living so blissfully ignorant

johnny Davidson has a movie now lads

https://youtu.be/oeWqQN3snCU

>>212676256
Can we get time off for good behaviour?

>>212676203
IRREFUTABLE

well i think rorke is cute hihihi

might rewatch TTGL

>>212676202
fr how much longer can this go on for?

wheres 190

anime is for paedophiles, never forget that

now that the dust has settled
how do we rate diego yesterday?

>>212676291
for as long as leftypol needs cheap foreign labour to fuel his neoliberal dystopia. the line must go up rorke

>>212676296
>some ugly working class goblin brags about shagging a fattie
grim

mentally stunted zoomers be like
>is that cartoon picture of a girl taking and playing a video game i don’t care about?
>i simply must give it all my money

quite enjoy the term "Yookay" to denote anything which is pretty much the total polar opposite of Merrie England

Insane how based Reinhard Heydrich was.

>blonde
>blue eyed
>tall
>organised
>ruthless
>tireless worker

He was literally the embodiment of the coming Aryan higher man. The Übermensch!

>>212676321
I love big brother

>>212676306
3/10
no autistic christian larping
no blog ons
no philosophical arguments
no alcohol fueled mong posts
same old poof music

>>212676329
Fuck off with your German shite. We need Anglo-Saxonism. Nativism. Celtic Schizoism. None of this larping like 1930s German aspergics

Either invent a new Anglo-Celtic metaphysical system that can lead us to racial greatness again or do one

>>212676329
>>212676355
grow up

>>212676300
Say that to my underaged anime avatar chud

>>212676203
I have seen the vagina of the woman on the right

hate darkies but have a very friendly and hospitable jamaican lady that moved in next door 2 years ago and we get along great, its all so conflicting

>>212676365
Got a source on that lad?

>>212676329
gypsy crusader is brown, lad

>>212676355
NS is the worldview of all the European Aryan peoples.

Nordics like Heydrich embody the ideal which we must strive for. Not just in personal behaviour, but in the eugenic biological sense as well.

playing fortnite

its not normal rorke

>>212676401
whomp whomp, neck yourself nonce

>>212676393
No idea who that is but even some non-Nordic peoples recognise that Nordics are absolutely the pinnacle of human evolution.

Himmler obviously was one of those. What he wanted was to make Germans look more like Norwegians.

Englands greatest contribution to the species is likely football
In 4000 AD people will still be kicking an object between two sticks in a pre defined rectangle

I've been off work for a week and have devolved into a sweaty stinking ape man, roaming about the house in my underwear.
Unshaven, unwashed, dishes and shite lying everywhere.
I'm going to have to get a clue before Monday back at toil

>>212676300
Cap

neo teeny? ride my weeny

if they stopped being autistic about catholicsm and just converted to anglican, britain would never have german monarch

>>212676422
Work is a Norman conspiracy to keep Saxons down

>>212676422
ktim for the past 12 years

>>212676429
Awful post. Put a rope around your neck.

>>212676421
what about golf?

Would a plane on a giant treadmill for a runway be able to take off?

>>212676422
badly need a haircut me but can't be arsed

gonna leave it an extra week (on top of this weeks already extra week), fuck it

I gotta ask why the hell almost every 'tourist spots' that need a ticket cost £30 or more?

>>212676440
I'll shoot ropes on yours if you're cute

>>212676442
A scottish game

>>212676446
There’s at least one Mythbusters episode about this.

>>212676446
If it generated enough thrust to move forward on the treadmill, yes. If it didn't generate enough thrust to move forward then the treadmill would just spin the wheels and either keep the plane stationary or, if it was really slow, send it backwards.

Rorke will end Norman rule in 2066

>>212676456
growing mine out because for some reason girls like my southern euro wog head

>>212676485
Norman rule ended at Bosworth with Richard III lad. King Charles is a direct descendant of Alfred the Great.

finally had to make the switch to firefox. fucking google and their greed

>>212676505
more of a brave man myself

>>212676501
oh yeah? i’m a yank! i love hot dogs and ronald reagean! i’m fat and gay’

>>212676338
grim he just isnt what he used to be

Mikey, whatever happened there

>>212676488
yeah I'm always tempted at the barbers to tell them to do the usual skin fade on the back and sides then just do nothing at all on the top, leave all the length there

looks alright but I'd still be left with this mass of hair on top needing managed, which I wouldn't particularly enjoy

> I’m of pure Irish blood.
>My people left Ireland to live in Glasgow and became Brits.

>>212676513
isn't that a crypto botnet?

Got the Wolfnacht on

I just got undertaken how do I know if it was my fault? My brother said if you can get undertaken you were in the wrong lane anyway

>>212676395
And esoteric hitlerism

Big willies keep on cumming
Batty boys keep on bumming
Bend it, bend it, bend it on a rear end

Seasidemark piercing Ruby's tender hymen with his fishy shit dick on a warm summers eve

Mecha break girl is sexoo

>>212676576
The normal driving lane is the left lane. Unless you're overtaking someone yourself or turning right then you should be in the left lane.

People sit in the middle lane on the motorway to avoid dealing with on-ramps / off-ramps.

>>212676597
From the only lore I gathered here due to the constant obsessive posting about her is that she is a lesbian

>>212676595
8/10

>>212676615
doesn't seem like the sort of thing to stop mark

Ruby attending the 2025 nation book festival in the gherkin only to arrive and there isn't a book in sight....

>>212676595
smart one

bit of a darker roast this
little harsh and bitter i'll need to grind my beans a bit coarser i think

>>212676607
It's hard for blacked consumers these days, ofcom won

>>212676613
It was a dual carriage way but I’d just overtaken one car and there was another not far up ahead so I decided to stay in the right lane

good mewoning

>>212676625
CORRRRRRR tats

need flip flops banned asap

>>212676564
no

>>212676625
imagine waking up with that shit stuck on you every day

tattoos make even less sense for women, who change styles on a whim every few months. If you said to a woman "you can choose a garment of clothing to wear right now, and you'll need to wear it every day for the rest of your life, and for this privilege you will pay £1,000-£2,000" none of them would take you up on it. Yet they get tattoos.

>>212676615
That's not a confirmed fact but all details point toward lesbian tenancies or asexuality. Which is a shame because I already planned a future with Rubes

wassup gunts

undecided as to whether to wear shorts or chinos today
it's definitely shorts weather over here but i'm heading out east and it looks to be more like 22/23 which for me is chino weather

>>212676662
Aussies call them thongs, odd bunch those Aussies.

>>212676678
Let's see your legs then cutey. I'll give you my honest opinion

>>212676692
can you go and be a faggot somewhere else

had to switch to brave after 20 years on chrome
I think the fonts are different or something

>>212676668
Ruby would never

>>212676703
stupid 4chanx user

>>212676644
You need to actually be making an effort to overtake that 2nd car that's further ahead.

>>212676703
i use vivaldi both on phone and pc

Love seeing FPTP finally work in favour of a party that isn't Tory or labour
Shame it's reform

>>212676713
lemon whore

>>212676693
Sure, care to join me?

>>212676715
I was going 73

>>212676713
Airi's gif is my face rn

>>212676607
>>212676693

A Bookish Day in the Gherkin

>>212676668
she looks fun to talk to

Is it normal to see your scalp if your hair is around an inch long?

so how long until google shuts down ublock on firefox?

>>212676719
Very nice legs, I'd go with chinos personally. You have great legs bongo

People with severe allergies are the worst
>Noooooooooo, you must bend over backwards to accommodate my allergies or I might dieeeeeeeeeeee
Just fuck off and die already you selfish pricks

>>212676668
tattoos are for mongs
nothing will ever make me convinced otherwise
There’s no better feeling than waking up groggy eyed and realising you don’t have some stupid shite permanently on you that you thought was poignant at 18

I look in the mirror, bollock naked, as the Creator made me, see nothing but a man back. Unmarked. In his nature.

>>212676750
how would they go about doing that?

Fucking hate yanks

>>212676761
>There’s no better feeling than waking up groggy eyed and realising you don’t have some stupid shite permanently on you that you thought was poignant at 18
have you tried having sex?

playing witcher 2 and eating overnight oats

>>212676724
She's so mid, can't even carry her friends to plat xx

>>212676750
Never since firefox is it's own thing, maintained and operated by trannies since time immemorial.

They were able to pull the plug on uBlock and other extensions on Chrome because they run Chrome. And loads of other browsers are just reskins of Chrome. Except firefox.

making some gay poo porn pasta

>>212676780
wish I had overnight oats

>>212676769
>>212676786
don't they receive money from google?

my download of TTGL has finished, time to begin my rewatch

think I will skip the first episode since I can't be arsed with that

I can't believe this guy is Prime Censorer of 10 Downie Street announces Nonce-Com will hide Brots behind the Great Wall of Starmer's Arse Cheeks!

3 days ago I was 77kg
This morning I am 82.3kg

>>212676771
Aren't they taxed a ridiculous amount? Yanks have it good but I wouldn't want to be yankish. It all seem so cringe over there.

>>212676801
yeah to make the default search engine google

>>212676798
did they only have sameday oats at the shop

>>212676808
so that's where my cat went

>>212676771
? I make $10k per month working part time from home.

>>212676808
Could be water retention due to heat. You are noticeably heavier over summer. Or maybe you're just a fat pig haha.

hope i can do a poo before i need to go out

Do the British think American English is cool?

thinking about hitler and crying

>>212676826
your cat's a fat bastard

>>212676321
Outrageously bad post
Are we just accepting defining words as posts now?

>>212676795
lovely bum that

>>212676808
impressive. i'm usually 2kg up after my binges

>>212676838
Nah I just binged for the last 3 days lol

>>212676849
How about Winston Churchill?

cant stop drinking the booze

>>212676842
no, it is mostly ridiculed

>>212676896
why
getting drunk is borign

>"hey guise I just want to thank the gherkin book society for sponsoring this video :3"
>"today I'll be going to the gherkin book recital for my very own special event!"
>"they've told me there's a big surprise waiting for me and I can't wait!"

>>212676779
...nh

>>212676902
got problems

>>212676814
No they get taxed less than us
>>212676829
That’s my point you all make bank doing fuck all just answering emails and shit

>>212676896
Drinking booze and eating poos

daddy is coming to pick me up at about quarter past 10
so i need to shower and find some okay clothes to wear before then

>>212676922
You should get some hobbies. Start learning a skill. Then you won't want to drink so much.

>>212676904
mental how fit they are

Imagine if these territories were still British.

>>212676739
hymen status?

>>212676931
Daddy as in father
Daddy as in gay shit
Which one

still hard to believe the entire lockdown era was real, boomers are mentally ill

>>212676983
what if i said both?

>>212676979
those were the days

>>212676986
Weird how everyone just kind of pretends it never happened, probably because they're embarrassed deep down that they were stupid enough to believe any of it

>>212676986
they will enver admit it either
never admit they were the fascists they pretend to hate

Still blaming boomers for your own failures is it?

it was real, all of it

Where the hell is Twickenham?

>>212677018
actual bizarre post

>>212677040
6 twicks north of enham

>>212677018
off to bingo, grandma

boomers are really evil when you think about it

This is the most popular British song in Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2c5QHtgFxY

Japanese chorus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O79Hk9M0ql0

Anime version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Kg6-LISHM

young lass with a boob tattoo, FFS. I looked away cause I didn't want to perve. didn't stop her pressing her chebs together when I passed. I make it too obvious looking away when I catch cleavage

these lasses prob want to show off their tats, well practically. they can't complain if a catch a look right? but social programming has my eyes glued to the ground at the sight of some skin

wonder if she'll still like her tat in 10 years

tried to do my poo but it wasn't my best effort
there's still some up there but they're right up my guts i can feel it on the left there

I got to stay in my house playing video games for 3 months and then after that I got to wear a mask to hide my ugly face and people had to stand 6 feet away from me. There was nothing bad about it at all, I loved every minute.

>>212677101
nothing a coffee can't solve

>>212677006
lana del rey isn't english?

>>212677098
blog on incellio
>>212677103
most honest covidian

>>212677095
thank you japan, very cool!

>>212677112
just had a coffee that's what eased the way for my poo
i dunno something not quite right up in me

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).

don't think i had enough sleep but had too much sleep to go back to bed. thanks obamba

>>212677098
I always stare at women
give them a big smile if we make eye contact

>>212677169
committing hate crimes

>>212677169
how many itme su eben arrested/cautioned
be honest

>>212676779
Done that prudish runt

>>212676814
bizarre post
our taxes are like the lowest in the western world

>>212677143
trannies like anime but trannies also like video games and women so does liking video games and women make you a tranny...?

>>212677169
>why was that fat freak smiling at me wtf

up wide awake at 2am again

masturbating to the houses of the holy album cover

>>212677176
zero
not illegal to have a little (or big!) look

>>212677184
You are cringe though, I don't need to bring up another walmart video do I?

>>212677103
best part about covid was hiding my grotesque face in public

>>212677211
me for two months now

>>212677218
have u ever been looked up and down by a homo? after u feel molested by their horrible eyes you will repent

up against the dopamergic system
at least 120mg nicotine ingested over the past few hours and 7 pints and a bottle of prosecco

sweet fuckin christ

>>212677244
...yh
I've got the horrible eyes and the horrible smile

>>212677219
if you have even a decent job it's just better
the only thing is medical care but a job will ensure you have all that insured

>>212677219
yh that's why i didnt refute that point

>>212677218
think it is now actually

I'll take you to the Paki shop
Duh duh duh duhhh
I'll have you spending all you got
Duh duh duh duhhh
Keep going to you hit the spot ohhhh

>>212677249
It's 930am anon. You a night shift wanker or just a reprobate?

>>212677249
Between 24 and 27 units of alcohol. No driving for you for 24 hours. Time for bed.

>>212677270
good thing I never do "intrusive staring of a sexual nature" and instead just have a little (or big!) look

>>212677267
Labour laws are terrible and you're a slave to your job. Thing I like is how you can vanish into the woods and live in a cabin if you want. That's cool. American society is extremely cringe and far more decayed than ours. The cities look diabolical.

oh great zero fucking wind so my neighbours will be bitching about me having a fag in the garden again

It's a whole new world we live in
Pokemon Johto!

>>212676108
I genuinely think this is the first time ive seen him in color

not even worth having a shower today, going to be covered in sweat about 2 minutes after towelling off. might as well just sit here festering all day

>>212677300
Hate when there's no breeze, all the flies buzzing about and landing on you as you walk. Little bastards, midges too

>>212677276
i haven’t slept
>>212677289
not planning to drive
it’s going to be 28C today lord have feckin mercy

Aw man, not a fuckin cloud in the sky at 9am
Sunbergs going to torture me today and I’m fuckin dying already

>>212677352
grow up yeah

Think I might actually prefer rorke's da posting to rorke posting

>>212677351
>poo

Wonder if it's safer every night to do heroin instead of alcohol

>>212677326
I was thinking I should shower and get the stubble trimmed and also clean the house so I don't feel like such a bum

>>212677352
Looks shit. Blue sky with no clouds is oppressive and I'm not even joking

>>212677352
Fuck off I'm sick of people complaining whenever we get a nice day

>>212677352
whats that in the background the eye of sauron

Beestein buzzing around me in the garden ffs

sweating like a dog in a chinese

>>212677386
yeah well we get it like 6 times a year so it’s a cause for celebration when it does happen

The new Bottega, my baby only wears couture
Back as a kid, I used to dream I'd be a hustler
I watched my mother, for years I saw her suffer
I knew one day I'd grow and take us out the struggle, yeah
Surprise, I'm famous and I need somewhere to spend these cheques
So if you're blameless, don't tell me I'm forgotten yet
I know you need me, yeah, I know you're feeling tired
I'll change your life if you just leave with me tonight

I feel happiest when it's 55 degrees with grey sky. Why did my relatives flee Ireland, and trek to California? Mental them.

>>212677402
sir kier starmer watch tower

>>212677352
Sir Posh Windows

>>212677402
Oof, sent that hobbit to isengard

>>212677351
You collect manure for use in a manure spreader, which is a thing you pull behind a tractor that splatters poo everywhere. Very good for the soil.

>>212677411
Bonkers. I see Danny Malin panting and sweating in the heat, which is the appropriate response. Must be part abo to like direct sun light.

>>212677452
in other news the pope is a catholic and the sky is blue

>>212677470
Oh shut the fuck up you mong

>>212677352
Nigga loves taking pics of his fucking windows

Got a fetish for sucking on women’s tits while getting wanked off by them
Very primal

>>212677352
you should feel lucky that you don't live in a place where it's hot all year long

>>212677474
blud doesn't know farmers use manure to improve soil omds

>>212677470
Not everyone is as learned about farm stuff as you lad.

>>212677470
>the sky is blue
On a bad day

it's poo barm not barn, but i like barn better

>>212677488
that's a very popular theme in hentai

Why did the Jews turn the sun on full blast randomly over the past week?

>>212677509
Never let anyone into my poo barn. Nice and tidy in there x

>>212677509
Poo barm as in "Pasty Barm" but with poo?

Pasty barms are fucking weird. I don't mind chip butty but can't imagine putting a fucking pasty inside a sandwich.

dont know what to do with myself

Sir Poo Barmer

Travelled through some rural areas the other day and there was a sign for new potatoes for sale and free manure.
Free shit.

>>212677560
LOL

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

I literally just drink coffee so I can do a massive shit and have a shower

got up too late. can't even go out on a bike ride now, would be sheer lunacy

evens i collapse into the pillows and waste the day
odds i have a coffee and stay up to fix my sleep schedule and potentially meet God

>posting pics out your window with landmarks visible

I'd seriously advise against doing this.

sverigetraden are bullying us again

>>212677580
bit cold topdat

based and fuck boomers

>>212677583
what timmy gonna do?

i'll post my address and i doubt any of you lads would do anything with it.

oh no "please" don't come to my house haha i won't rape your arse or anything

>>212677599
why are you pretending to be black?

dont threaten me with a good time

>>212677597
He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

>>212677585
Remind them they eat banana on pizza and 100/10 swedish girls that look like sex are dating some 70 IQ groid

>>212677614
Bodied that wog

>>212677614
hes done you
i can see it now
the virgin scaredy cat vs the based self doxxer rapist

Literally not a single cloud in the sky.

The Aryan Sky Father is shining on us today!

gonna get my cock out
and move my hand up and down until i feel good and the white stuff comes out

>>212677599
post ur address lad xx
i'll cum over ;)

its going to be the same next weekend
when is this MADNESS going to end
woke beer barmer get the clouds seeded NOW we need an end to this NONSENSE

it's weird when it's a scorching hot day and then you see one tiny cloud surviving up there

what's going on inside that cloud? no one knows

>>212677614
first day on /brit/? you're unfamiliar with timmy and his unlikely action

>>212677649
>wog
yanks are really fucking dumb lmao if i'm a wog it would imply his post is incorrect so how exactly would that be bodying me of my days cody wake up

>>212677656
not real mate

went with the summery blue chinos
shorts be damned
shall NOT be trying to get to sleep tonight with sunburned calves

>>212677679
no i’ve been here for years
who is “timmy”? what does he do?

Has anyone been out in town in this weather?

Was there a lot of sex arse giving girls can practically walk outside naked?

when people ask me what my fav anime is, my answer is Welcome to the N.H.K. :)

>>212677696
Basically I'm thinking of going out tonight for some perving.

>>212677696
was going home yesterday and saw endless ass cheeks

>>212677679
Post your hand then, prove you're not a cute little timmy with a tight little arse

>>212677696
A fucking disgrace really how our women dress
Absolutely ridiculous. If we had any dignity we’d be harassing these whores off the street. British women have went feral and it’s our own fault.

>>212673714
>>212673714
>>212673714

>>212677712
>endless ass cheeks
CORRR will go for a gander I reckon

>>212677721
Yep

>>212677685
>dark colours
>trousers on
>shoes on at home
just so many Ls here

>>212677710
No one asks me what my favorite anime is because I don't talk to children. Get in the van Jorge.

>>212677597
>Reform does not hold an outright majority on the council but is the largest party meaning the 18-year-old and Reform need the support of colleagues in other parties on 22 July, when a full council vote will be held, to officially appoint him as council leader.

Which means he's been selected so that when rejected by the majority rest of the council, Reform can frame it as them being scared of an 18 year old, rather than them not wanting to be led by fascists.

He's a teenager, groomed into a cult, selected to lose.