They are overjoyed to have a gas station in their neighborhood.

>>212677256 (OP)
Why?

>>212677256 (OP)
Physiognomy is crazily real

I haven't gotten this depressed from simply seeing a webm like this in a while. Thanks man

>>212677256 (OP)
there isnt a single one dressed decently.

whya re they like this? seriously?

>>212677256 (OP)
I love how bad they are dressed. They look like clowns.

Yeah no wonder their only culture is marvel movies

>buc-cees

>>212677522
Kino

>>212677256 (OP)
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>>212677439
>this is the average American

Actually this video was taken in Northern Virginia, specifically a place called Rockingham County; this is actually the cream of the crop; the richest, most affluent Americans in the entire country. The zip codes surrounding this gas station are some of the most elite, highest earning families. If this was filmed in any other state, you would be seeing a lot more obese Mexicans and blacks; they'd constitute probably 90% of the crowd. But this group is much more white/rich than any other part of the country. Whst you're seeing are the political and socio economic elite of America. These people and their vast wealth and influence dictate how life is for the rest of us. Entire lobbies in Washington DC, just a stones throw away from this gas station, have tired to cater to this exact demographic since the country's founding. These are the movers and shakers in America; on average probably 99.99% of /int/ has less wealth than the people in this webm.

>>212677278
In American society, buying shit is how you show love, express civic pride, seen as rich ect. Essentially buying shit is how we communicate with each other. They're so excited to buy some new bullshit at a gas station because buying shit = happiness, I thought everyone knew that. Also most of those people are probably excited to buy a shitload of greasy, sneed oil + high fructose corn syrup ladden sloppa that we call 'food' in America. That's actually what this gas station is most know for; it's over priced, garbage food.

>>212677570
That explains the black dad and son

why did goyslop hit americans so much worse than any other nation on earth?

>>212677570
That's very interesting. I honestly thought those were middle classes form a white area like Maine. They look fat and retarded.

>>212677256 (OP)
Why do Americans dress so badly?

So there are the “people” calling me Achmed huh. They look like they transcended race to become a singular organism of Marvel comic/corn syrup/Superbowl consumers.

This is the average finn

>>212678972
Everyone native is over 50. Grim but it would be the same here.

>>212679037
You can see a couple unemployed "young" men. You can tell they're unemployed because no one else but pensioners and the unemployed visit a grocery store at 9 am on a weekday.

>>212678149
Don't you figure out this is satire?

>>212677256 (OP)
almost all of them are dressed like shirt, either with ill fitting, graphic tees, or absolutely cringe colors. Also all those mutts in le heckin funny banana and Bucees squirrel costumes

>>212677522
I was at one when I visited Texas 2 years ago, it is a pretty good store tbqh with a lot of pecan flavors, pretty KINO imhotbqhfam

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>>212678149
He is fucking bullshitting. I am from North Virginia, Rockingham County is not fucking North Virginia. They make $70,000 less there than they do in Loudon/Fairfax

>>212677256 (OP)
Cute blonde girl at the beginning

>>212677256 (OP)
Their dress and mannerism is incredibly childish

White people are just domesticated cattle now.

This is like those pictures that compare 19 century breeding dogs to modern abominations.

I think it must be boring as hell over there, hence it became a big sensation

>>212677256 (OP)
>no boomer couple that stops right in the doorway and blocks everyone while looking around confused
mutts are suprisingly civilized.

>>212679824
That's why we let her go first. It's a part of American custom. Off camera was a vote before the doors open on who was the cutest because we are a democracy.

>>212677256 (OP)
No wonder Jews keep them by the balls with a population like that kek

>>212677570
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>>212680389
I would say this webm suffers slightly from selection bias, since the type of "people" that would actually get excited and go to a Buccees GRAND OPENING like this will naturally be self-selected for retardation, but...honestly my local Walmart just looks like this on any given week day.
I don't know how we recover from this.