Thread 212680617

big dave edish

im not going out i dont want to so fuck off

might become a muslim

i’m so rich my homies take showers for me

Dodgy Dave
Made you all slaves
Fucked into debt
You grew chebs

waiting on that paki cunt proving he isn’t a paki

WHY DID YOU NOT SAVE THE WEBM

>>212680583
What’s up with your obsession with your father’s piss? First you suspect I’m raped by my father then you talk about drinking your dads piss then you talk about me drinking my dads piss and you talk about rap in t a pissing down someone’s throats. You should really not be saying these things, you think you are safe behind anonymity but the universe knows everything you say. You put these things out there for what reason? You sound dangerous and killable

33C tomorrow but mum is absolutely insistent she's still doing a Sunday roast.

>>212680643
Good post

>>212680583
Reminds me of a lad I used to hang out with who bragged he'd drink anything so his cousin bullied him into drinking beer out of an ashtray and he did it and started puking and crying lol

>>212680666
i thought american men wanted brits to be their sex slaves

starving
wish charlie bighams did an all day breakfast

Boris Johnson is a nigger init

got big dave on the phone lads
got anything to say to him?

Saw a very chonky floofy cat

>>212680698
where's her arse crack?

watching Kpop Demon Hunters with the lads

>>212680693
shh im doing my alt right takes now honey, not in front of me mates!

>>212680671
well it wasn't really the sort of thing I wanted on my computer

Mad how good the Gen 5 Pokemon sprites were.

>>212680705
Racism outside of b? Omds + FOY + Ktim

>>212680698
where's her arse?

the bankers
the bonuses

>>212680735
grow up

Hawl. Paki. Show yourself cunt.

>>212680698
Me whenever a FOID tries sex with me

>>212680723
>>212680744
under the tights probably

>>212680744
>>212680723
Chinks don't naturally have arse cracks, but most of them get one put in by plastic surgeons when they turn 14

Everyone has problem with nz but nobody listens to our problems

Sudden sharp stabbing pains in my brain. This could be it

>>212680778
VPN off mate nobody cares

>>212680617 (OP)
DODGY DAVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvIUa47x_Oc

>>212680795
5g chip kicking in

>>212680796
you are a legitimate psychopath. Go back to posting all those gore and rape webms you love so much. Yes, I know who you are

>>212680795
Yesss!!! Finally! This cunt is dying! Woo hoo! It’s a party!

>>212680723
>>212680744
thats what bums look like in china
its why theyve got those toilets where you have to squat

>>212680808
Ah yes... yet its rorkes that are the gammons....

>>212680615
how so?

I dislike all of you

>>212680821
You don't know me

Why does Diego hate Pokémon so much?

>>212680815
Turn off the VPN buddy you aren't special

Taking that as another victory of the white race. Since the Paki did not disprove he was a paki

Heil Hitler

>>212680832
Not him but let's be honest, Christianity is a crock of shite

got the goodwood live stream on

>>212680740
Rishi Sunak
Craved a poo snack
So he snuck behind a cow
And ate er arse hole put

>>212680841
he does?

rape

a limerick

there once was a man called rorke

poo niggers

Anyone here actually a well adjusted member of society with a gf and a mortgage?

>>212680841
project no

>>212680850
how so?
>>212680880
this is a bad haiku tho

goodwill cunting

>>212680885
*raises paw*

lovely day out there. You will be heading out, won't you?

Teresa May
Um bitch what the fuck did you actually do?

>>212680885
Paki cunt!

>>212680843
What country do you suspect I’m from?

it's nice how the vikings put their shields on the side of their boat like little decorations

Get yourself in thr garden tanning
Now

Tony Blair
Another
Nigger

>>212680920
been up since 5 haven't left the house haven't opened the curtains. what's the point? the choice is be alone getting sunburnt walking around aimlessly or be alone inside with my AC and tv

>>212680930
Just turn it off

>>212680920
i will be clubbing and drinking (alone) yes
or i would do nothing

>>212680949
did that yesterday, need to cut the grass then i can sun my back

>>212680808
Blud really thought he did something :skull: :skull:

>>212680931
Vikings were actually quite gay I reckon

get your niggers here!

buy a nigger over here!

Ngl lads I am so alone and just wish a girl would find me attractive

im an ugly short loser who lives at home almost 30 its fucking over

>>212680949
Got me chebs out front of me nan, she almost fainted and says 'good god yet stacked Dan!'

Just saw Bill Gate walking down the street. He dropped a £50 note so I shouted "Bill, you just dropped £50!". He looked at me, smirked and carried on walking. Wonder why he did that.

>>212680961
>getting sunburnt walking around aimlessly

unironically this is my plan for the day. Looking at a 2 hour round trip on foot under the hot sun to the big tesco where I will use their toilet to pee, buy a big can of redbull then walk home.

>>212680920
He's hit the nail on the head tbf

Any Nietzschean individuals in?

>>212680999
lol this is me

>>212680965
Done x

>>212680920
going to gym now

>>212681006
Never seen a £50 note in real life before

might as well finish the booze

>>212680999
bro pushing thirty. tell me about the iphone 3g bro :skull:

>tanning
enjoy making yourself look way older

me? 35 and still got the creamy white soft skin of an 18-year-old twink :)

Anime gave me AGP in my penis lads. Fraid it's over for me.

Blackpool... home

mumberg only woman who finds me cute

>>212681037
still got the tiny virgin cock of one too

>>212681018
Enjoy your boring larp I guess

>>212681006
why would bill gate be carrying a £50 note?

things never get better
they only get browner

i like how if heathermong or ziedbelg aren't here when dtfic wakes up he will just start schitzking out on any random foreign flag like he's doing now with this kiwi

>>212681006
if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

I am William! of the Gate!

>>212681072
He's a clever man.

finishing the bag of petis pois

Norn Iron Unionists are thick as fuck aren't they.

>>212681071
This made up scenario in your head seems to bother you quite a lot for some unknown reason.

Are you sure you're okay?

that's mental i never knew that about bill gate

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212681068
Grim

richard nixon voice

Now uh we must do something, about those niggers. For the sake of the free world.

if bill gate dropped 50 quid i would shag him up the arse

missed cheese

if bill gate dropped a £30 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

richard nixon voice

uhh let me be clear

I unironically hate bradley walsh
stupid gay wee gimp
would unironically lay one on the cunts chin if ever i encountered him

Zoomtard at toil asked me how to block out names on a screemshot so I said "just use paint" and he had literally never used paint before and I had to walk him through step by step how to choose a shape and fill it in and drag it on the screenshot
Dread to think what kids do in IT lessons these days

Dua Lipa Arse

can't stand that mong john oliver

How big of a note would Bill Gates have to drop for it to be worth his time to pick it up?

>>212681151
i’m a zoomer it worker

>>212681175
Didn't arsk

>>212681164
if bill gate dropped a £70 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212681175
no it didn't

>>212681164
$1
If he doesn't pick it up then that's littering and he'd get in trouble

>>212681164
you would need to ask this to the globohomo kikes

>>212681029
you get bad looks if you hand someone a 50

>>212681200
How do I get in touch with them?

Just graduated with a masters in globalist kikery

>>212681164
It would have to be a blank cheque.

Just learned about 2004scape, they have the source code available for download but I wish I could figure out how to play it alone

>turn up /brit/
>dtfic accusing people of using VPNs already

classic

sir bill gates

I worked for Microsoft while Bill was president of the company. I’ve met him a couple of times so I don’t know him well. However, tales of Bill’s frugality were LEGENDARY at the time. Constant source of amusing stories at the company. Steve loved to spend money, Bill hated to spend money.

I know for a fact that he used to fly coach well after he could afford to buy the entire plane.

I have a buddy who was tasked with taking Bill to a customer visit. He picked up Bill at the airport (he flew a regular commercial flight in those days) and drove him to where the customer site was. During the trip, Bill said he was hungry. The guy suggested a nice restaurant along the way, but Bill insisted on fast food. When they ordered, Bill paid only for his own food and got two checks. In a drive through. Did not pay for my buddy’s lunch. Not a big deal, but it wasn’t like Bill dropped a 50 quid note and said “it’s on me.” Just not his style.

There is also a much repeated tale of him taking ten minutes to find a coupon for 50p off an ice cream bar at a local convenience store in Redmond. No idea if that is true, but oft repeated at the time.

So, I think he would pick it up. Perhaps ask around to see if anyone lost it. He is truly a nice guy, which is obvious just in ten minutes talking to him (which I have done). He certainly would never steal the money if he thought it belonged to someone else.

mad how cock pong poo peng moo deng

>>212681239
don’t care
die

>>212681230
Santa's been redpilled has he

>>212681205
Why's that

moo deng celebrates first anniversary

only do t-shirt tans so my legs and arms will only look old

>>212681247
die was?

Got a job interview at The Jews on Monday

>>212681247
die was?

they ask this question to warren buffet bill gate best freind, would they stop to pick up a 100 dollar bill, his answer was if bill would not, i WOULD, and donate to chairty.

how much do them who wank off horses get paid do you reckon

hangovertoil begins
I binge twice a week, the quantity is gradually increasing over years. vodkatoil looms

>>212681251
drug dealers only use them

>>212681281
I worked for Microsoft while Bill was president of the company. I’ve met him a couple of times so I don’t know him well. However, tales of Bill’s frugality were LEGENDARY at the time. Constant source of amusing stories at the company. Steve loved to spend money, Bill hated to spend money.

I know for a fact that he used to fly coach well after he could afford to buy the entire plane.

I have a buddy who was tasked with taking Bill to a customer visit. He picked up Bill at the airport (he flew a regular commercial flight in those days) and drove him to where the customer site was. During the trip, Bill said he was hungry. The guy suggested a nice restaurant along the way, but Bill insisted on fast food. When they ordered, Bill paid only for his own food and got two checks. In a drive through. Did not pay for my buddy’s lunch. Not a big deal, but it wasn’t like Bill dropped a 50 quid note and said “it’s on me.” Just not his style.

There is also a much repeated tale of him taking ten minutes to find a coupon for 50p off an ice cream bar at a local convenience store in Redmond. No idea if that is true, but oft repeated at the time.

So, I think he would pick it up. Perhaps ask around to see if anyone lost it. He is truly a nice guy, which is obvious just in ten minutes talking to him (which I have done). He certainly would never steal the money if he thought it belonged to someone else.

>>212681232
Why do you seethe about that imaginary character every day?

>>212681287
I'm hung like a horse and wank myself a lot, maybe I will be a good fit for the position

need 4chan blocked in the UK
the schizo, fag and cuck posting would plummet

>>212681151
>Dread to think what kids do in IT lessons these days
woke nonsense, one assumes

>>212681287
they have horse fleshlights though

arse lad night

>>212681296
Fascinating

Do you know what his favourite fast food order was?

I think he'd go for the classic cheeseburger from McDonald's, considering its value for the money, but maybe he'd treat himself

>>212681225
How does it differ from OSRS?

>>212681287
hopefully a hefty amount

Sir Tucker Carlson. Hero of the Aryan volk.

>>212681204
emma raducanu in the wimbledon changing rooms

>>212681063
Why is it so unbelievable that I’m from New Zealand

obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ods2u__lMgw

>>212680920
he's right you know
but heathermong will SCREECH and BELLOW in defiance

>>212681332
his little laugh is so dorky

>>212681326
bill gate likes to go to McDonald's, Burger King and Diary Queen

>>212681361
will you stop this shite gimmick you eternal freak

>>212681347
Could've proven it ten times over by now but you insist on denying it and acting incredulous instead

>>212680778
I don't have a problem with NZ.

>>212681370
it's true

got a G for IT GCSE. didn't know it went that low.

Bought myself a new laptop but mumberg says I'm not to open it till my birthday

Thoughts on this problem?

>>212681382
How do I prove I’m from nz

>>212681296
bait or pasta, call it

feel like i’m having a psychotic break
it feels like outsides the pavement

>>212680636
InshAllah

>>212681361
What about KFC?

Can get a bit pricy

>>212681332
he's a fed

>>212681398
Corrr. Rorke just popped a boner alri.

it's opposite day

>>212681398
where's the problem? this is a delicious woman either way

>>212681398
I want to cuddle her and blow raspberries on her tummy

>>212681413
bill gate is white
(he don't eat fried chicken)

lurking in gyllyngvase

I hate women so much it's unreal

>>212681398
Girls should stop getting tattoos. Also, her tits are just fine!

>>212681406
>those elbows
Pass

been to dairy queen and they turn it upside down in front of you as proof its ice cream or summat

>>212681392
>bought myself
>mumberg says
imagine taking orders from a woman, pathetic

>>212681401
Whatever man it's obvious you're not in NZ

Just keep doing your thing and have a nice day okay?

>>212681469
How do you imagine someone from nz being?

taking off on my long and arduous journey, to overthrow the globohomo jews

the smoke

posting British culture related stuff...
https://youtube.com/shorts/imjK0I_0axU

sister and her mates x

>turning a wholesome scene on special week's adopted mother into some battymong parents household garbage
fucking vile

>>212681455
bill gate used to work at dairy queen and did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQWkNXr2ujI

>>212681438
What a bizarre assertion

Colonel Sanders was white, God bless his soul

>>212681391
I got a U in one subject but it stands for uncertified or ungraded or something
They put me in for the higher tier exam and if you get less than a c they call it a U and it counts for fuck all

>>212681420
how so?

>>212681479
i've never seen an image where charli's mogged

>>212681480
irrelevant nation
not like the shagger sunny paradise that is australia
literally a worse wales at the other side of the earth, only useful as a nuclear apocalypse hideout even then we would just kill all the locals and take the land for ourselves
shite horrible accent
grim culture
gay māori larping culture

i’d rather be an irishman than a kiwi

>>212681499
bill gate is white white timmy

>>212681494
billionaire freaks

>>212681491
the lads

>>212681492
Grow
Up

>>212681510
he worked as a talk show host then quit to go around doing diplomacy with various world leaders

>>212681514
What does that have to do with fried chicken?

>>212681398
my pp fits in between them all the same

>>212681513
Wasn’t asking you but thanks for chiming in

>>212681485
Why have they got to put gore on these. Little kids will see that and get nightmares. It's not right.

>>212681528
bill gate don't eat it

T

>>212681479
shitbrina cuntpenter is a disgusting little coalburner. i'll rape her, slash her throat open then piss down her gullet

>>212681443
And why is that

>>212681542
Why not?

why are yanks so rude
please may i have an oreo blizzard you evil CUNT

is this it then

anyone gonna get those ai sex dolls when they come out? thinking of getting one desu>>212681514

>>212681512
charli is unmoggable

>>212681526
then why doesn’t he take glowie political positions? controlled op?

>>212681499
white boys need to bring this type of vibe back

That’s so fascinating anon. You’re seriously telling me you can identify the ethnicity of anyone just from looking at them? What about that guy over there on the deliveroo bike? Chakma? From Bangladesh? I’d never even heard of them

>>212681491
grim

hiding in my incel cave from my cousins

got my knob out wanking to f1 cars

>>212681561
bill gate is white

>>212681571
bill gate don't sell sex doll

>>212681491
would shag the lot

>>212681574
women are so repulsive

>>212681589
a gaelic tradition
worst part about being catholic is the cousins

>>212681589
ktim

>>212681592
White people like fried chicken, too

I bet he does as well

I mean, who doesn't?

>>212681612
bill gate don't

>>212681612
fried chicken was invented in scotland

What’s a good game to play on a laptop without huge modern specs but can play something like persona 5 for instance

What's a respectable beard style for the right wing man?

Balbo?
Tsar Nicholas?

love fried chicken me

bill gate only eat fried adrenochrome

>>212681585
>>212681595
One nation divided by beauty standards

What do you reckon?

>>212681641
None. Clean shaven. You won’t find any SS photos or Roman reliefs showing beards

>>212681627
Why are you so sure about that?

>>212681628
Interesting

Is there a particularly Scottish way of preparing it?

you lads ever had your porn folders discovered

>>212681601
This. So much this.

nth for the gyal x holodem

Sir Nick Griffin

https://youtu.be/6bBBHlwjM-c

>>212681675
I worked for Microsoft while Bill was president of the company. I’ve met him a couple of times so I don’t know him well. However, tales of Bill’s frugality were LEGENDARY at the time. Constant source of amusing stories at the company. Steve loved to spend money, Bill hated to spend money.

I know for a fact that he used to fly coach well after he could afford to buy the entire plane.

I have a buddy who was tasked with taking Bill to a customer visit. He picked up Bill at the airport (he flew a regular commercial flight in those days) and drove him to where the customer site was. During the trip, Bill said he was hungry. The guy suggested a nice restaurant along the way, but Bill insisted on fast food. When they ordered, Bill paid only for his own food and got two checks. In a drive through. Did not pay for my buddy’s lunch. Not a big deal, but it wasn’t like Bill dropped a 50 quid note and said “it’s on me.” Just not his style.

There is also a much repeated tale of him taking ten minutes to find a coupon for 50p off an ice cream bar at a local convenience store in Redmond. No idea if that is true, but oft repeated at the time.

So, I think he would pick it up. Perhaps ask around to see if anyone lost it. He is truly a nice guy, which is obvious just in ten minutes talking to him (which I have done). He certainly would never steal the money if he thought it belonged to someone else.

I fingered my cousin when I was 15
I didn't know she was my cousin til 2 months later
Not good.

>>212681574
they're all quite butch is this a sports team trip away?

Should tell the neighbour there’s a hosepipe ban on

>>212681675
idk
apparently it was just prepared in a breadcrumb egg and flour way until scottish colonists moved to the americas and fed it to nigger slaves who combined african spices and cooking to make american fried chickens we all know and love today

cold brew down the hatch

>>212681682
me when someone on /brit/ says i have a tiny cock

>>212681692
brick you're so fuckingw eird

>>212681666
Marcus Aurelius

this is lush

>>212681693
Did she suck you orf?

>>212681708
brick?

>>212681662
They can't be trusted to make their own decisions!!!!! (I'm an INCEL virgin but in this instance I'm right)

>>212681641
beards are communist

>>212681695
Screaming

>>212681714
yep

>>212681714
been a while since i drank one of these, successfully cut down on the soda stuff

>>212681695
Is that Mark?

>>212681713
and after him, rome begins to collapse
coincidence?

Remember to dress properly for the hot weather

I am the last white man in Spain. They’re hunting me down in packs

>>212681720
...yh

>>212681695
howling

You lads gonna go see oasis or nah

UN FORESTERO

Imagine if the jews were right all along
Imagine how much of a fuckin mug Rorke would look

>>212681744
Yeah AFTER
Retard

>>212681747
they all wear hoodies and jackets near me, they stink

universal pictures presents

>>212681781
need these two to lez out

>>212681692
Getting deja vu here

>>212681704
Whoa can we cool it with the racism?

So do Scots not make it anymore?

>>212681781
sign we’re approaching peak weimar when these are the two biggest celebrities

can't go one day in the garden without someone making a fucking racket

>>212681747
It's inhuman that they exist here.

Remember to stay hydrated, we don’t want you fainting

>>212681805
In front of a black man

What would you do if you were rich?
I'd love to hire people. Like I'd hire a few artists to hang out in my house painting art all day.
Real patron, me.

>>212681692
new pasta just dropped, sneed it or feed it?

>>212681807
read and understand
if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212681807
apparently not. maybe in some places. i’m scottish myself and only found this out last year. i tried to make it and my mum shouted at me for making a mess.

>>212681641
Willy II and his pointy hair.

>>212681823
It's too hot lad

>>212681823
probably from spice use

>>212681817
and that person is YOUUU OOOOO OUUUU

>>212681523
stay out of my spaces, xher/xim scum

>IRN-BRU and Fanta in fridge

that should be the heatwave cracked

Gymtoil. Fucking gymtoil again tonight

>>212681833
yeah I'd hire... "people"... or rather I'd hire people to get... "people"... for me...

>>212681823
Yookay

>>212681823
hope that nigger died

>>212681874
>>212681874
>>212681874

early

>>212681833
I’d open a gallery in London and display YouKay art

last for walt disney

>>212681833
>Artist
>Chaeffeur
>Chef
>Maid/prostitute
>Harem of 5 women
How much would that cost a year?
What else?