Thread 212683380

Real bad psych edition

dogshit schizo early new subedition

>>212683410
:D

test

how are we doing lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTnV9GtvlW0

why are they so evil?

>>212683462
Almost done my coffee :(

nth for the gyaldem

*does a cracking post*

my farts are extra stinky because i''ve got a big poo in my colon that's too shy to come out but more than happy to contribute its fragrance to passing gases

Get the puzzle made

just got blacked by the mandem
they shagged my arse and came in tandem

https://missav123.com/dm14/en/ipx-906-english-subtitle

https://missav123.com/en/ipx-732-english-subtitle

https://missav123.com/dm1/en/ipx-588-english-subtitle

the goon

jewish people be like "if that kid didn't wanna get raped then why did he look at me funny? he was probably an antisemite anyway, what are you a holocaust denier?"

>>212683526
https://jiggie.fun/fP7qT8

>>212683577
The noble English race

>>212683577
is that the lass who took 1000 knobs in a day?

>>212683577
oh fuck lmao
i remember this
so i knew who bonnie blue was before she became "famous" as a whore
interesting

>>212683577
Why is he wearing one glove

whats she going to do now shes been chucked off onlyfans for being too degenerate?

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

Why do Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips talk like they are from Essex when theyre both from Derbyshire

>>212683605
Nice speedos

>>212683617
I wouldn't touch her without a glove too

if bill gates dropped a 100 pound note hed get bummed cause I was behind him lubed and ready

*whistle blows*
Well, that's the end of my shift

HOLY FUG :D

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1752323980715348.webm

>>212683601
nah bonnie that's bonnie

too hot to game on my gaming pc so i am GAMING on my steam deck

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Sir kebab squirter

>>212683670
Are Lily smashed that record with an astounding 1113 men in one day

>>212683668
erm

>>212683707
im playing on me switch but ive got the pc on as well to brit post

>>212683670
no i'm referring to lily phillips, didn't lily also do the 1000 knob challenge, or at least attempt it?

wanking to the houses of the holy album cover

>>212683737
she did 100 in a day

>>212683668
nope not watching that

ISIS proper fell off lol. good.

>>212683668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEN2uqC9Ms&list=RDeAEN2uqC9Ms&start_radio=1

>>212683723
WTF since when?

too hottoday. it not right

>>212683707
woke up a minute ago and am posting from my phone in bed

ah neet lyfe

>>212683670
These lasses are someone's oneitis

>>212683737
bonnie blue shagged 1k first

>>212683779
:skull::skull:

tax no whites as much as possible
tax whites as low as possible and give them financial incentives to marry and have white children

>>212683668
fake why was there no blood splattered?

>>212683766
Recently according to respected news outlet The Tab

>>212683793
seems almost impossible shag 1000 lads in one day, it's like everyone would only get one thrust each

>>212683759
they accomplished their mission (get assad out) so mi6 wound it in

>>212683707
>too hot to game on my gaming pc
this desu but I still want to

>>212683668
Why does it look fake? One lad was catching his breath the whole time

>>212683766
she was rather pudgy before wasn't she

Surely her minge must be proper Ropey and smelly and loose after 1000 cocks

>>212683827
>one thrust each
All id need ;)

>>212683812
lucky cunts, I'd get in the line for lily

>>212683798
Continuing on from that logic: if you are White, avoid all taxes where possible

>>212683860
true but thats borderline impossible

>>212683668
>Ill be home for dinner

>>212683843
different people you blind hue bastard

mum calls me her little chudmuffin

>>212683890
alri racismlad

>>212683668
what a chad way to kys

timmy's crush

>>212683846
The roastie thing is a meme.

It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.

My Mum for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia. Yet, my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin.

Same as the "uncut dicks smell and taste weird thing. I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine.

>>212683925
it's me, I am timmy

i'm indigenous australian

I will break Lily Phillips 24 hour shag record

>>212683925
those legs are so think i reckon i could actually snap them with my cock

>>212683574
>https://jiggie.fun/fP7qT8
Can't play this one

>>212683936
bruv

>>212683936
concerning post this lad

sort it out

Ruby Granger shein bikini try on haul

challenge idea: shag 1000 fannies in 24 hours

feeling blackpilled and furious

wonder what the percentage of men and women over 25 are still virgins

>>212683995
I reckon some Mongol warlord must've achieved this

Setting up the 2004scape private server as we speak. No bank in Lumbridge. Terrible draw distance and pixelated as fuck. This is what I want.

>>212684021
gonna open it to us lad?

dtfic been doing numbers on heathermong lately

>>212683905
racismlad recently announced he’s quit 4chan for good :(

mad how immensely powerful Tony Blair is still despite leaving office nearly 20 years ago

>>212684034
hm losing his energy since only has less than 2 weeks to live

australia's skin cancer rate clearly indicates that the white man was never meant to live in this sunblasted hellscape
i'm sure a lot of us would happily move back to europe if they got rid of all the brown people

ban the sun

>>212684036
that wasn't me (i'm the real racismlad)

>>212684075
Let's trade

Zeidy dm'd me, he said he'll be on soon

>>212684028
Scared to let others connect to me x

>>212684075
There's still plenty of minerals for you convicts to mine before you're allowed back to blighty

>>212683936
old pasta

>>212684115
i'm curious to see how quickly society here would fall apart if we left the abos to their own devices

>>212684156
Post a good new pasta

TIL that brits can’t drink tap water from their bathroom sinks. kitchen only. their bath water comes from storage tanks in the attic

>>212684161
Other masters would move in if you left. Like the Chinese or even Indians and would keep them in check

>>212684199
Perhaps

soloclubbing lad here
going soloclubbing tonight lads
first time in like 2 months
had a bit of an incident at the last desu
need to do better

>>212684199
This is false. It doesn't have anything to do with the location of the tap. The problem arises with hot water, which is sometimes stored in a tank. But that's only in some houses. Other houses have boilers which heat up water on demand, so hot water is not stored in a tank.

TLDR - you can drink cold tap water from any room in a British house. It doesn't matter which room.

>>212684263
Can I come?

>>212684263
did you get yer willy out?

>>212684199
>>212684272
Only true in older houses. Which in this country means most

>>212684200
that's a factor i've deliberately excluded for the sake of this hypothetical scenario

Im currently sunbathing on my waterfront patio and came here to say this, to those I like and hate

Get out in the sun. Drink a pint of water and do it quickly. Take multivitamins. Sleep as much as you can. Cover your face in aveeno skin repair as if it were a basic moisturiser. Use hand-wash and hot water on toilet roll. Vote Reform in your local and national elections. Shower and shave. Have your hair cut regularly. Conquer or be conquered. Consider cannabis. Drink cappuccinos. Treat animals as kindly as you possibly can and put out water for them.

might get three dozen dim sims going

>>212684300
actually yes lol

>>212684311
good post except for the dude weed

Back from New York
Saw this and thought of the incels which plague this shit general since they were bullied out of britfeel

Looks like Switzerland but it's actually Kashmir

>>212684359
what you like

>>212684304
Oh ok. They would probably just seize the means for alcohol production and be pretty content

>>212684393
alchie with not enough shame -_-

>>212684396
You spend a majority of your life on 4chan.org and it's blatant

Someone left a letter with "PARK PROPERLY!!" written on it, was outside my door on the floor but I think it flew over desu because I do park properly
Why not actually put it in the mail or at least have on the letterbox?

>>212684378
That's a funny little gun

>>212684372
>Back from New York
Details and more holiday snaps

>>212684372
I have never posted on britfeel nor have I spent money on a bad date having never been on one

imagine how wealthy women wouldn't be if they didn't spend 80% of their discretionary income on their looks

>>212684378
Is this Switzerland?

>>212684446
Should spend it on Fifa coins instead

>>212684413
You spend the entirety of your life in your smelly bedroom

>>212684446
Economy would collapse desu

Diogo Jota killed his brother.

>>212684446
why aren't you wealthy then?

What's been your worst injury Brit?

update on my bellend: it absolutely fucking STINKS

>>212684541
inceldom

>>212684553
based

>>212684541
My damaged ego

Blacks built this island

>>212684541
sprained my arm when i was 6

got picked on in year 8 because i moved school and obviously was an autistic freak, ended up in a fight but was too scared to punch for some spergy reason so i ended up instinctually going in for a headbutt and caught him right on the nose

blood oozed out his schnoz like a fountain, pretty sure that single moment was the only reason i stopped getting bullied and it was pure retard rage that i didnt know how to unleash lol

got the aforementioned three dozen dim sims on

>>212684659
Good man

>>212684670
*jiggles your belly*

feeling vulnerable

>>212684659
Based

>>212684659
headbuts are unironically savage, only thing that does more damage than a well placed headbut is a 6-12 elbow

putrid bowel movement on the horizon

Just had a bowl of All Bran because I want my gut and colon to by my friend.

You cunts who hate your organs will undoubtebly be chowing down on alcohol, crisps and carbs this fine day.

>>212684659
well in

>>212684659
my friend used to pick on some kid and one day the kid had enough and punched him straight on the nose, they ended up being friends after that

did a big poo at toil earlier, love doing poos on toilberg's dime

>>212684737
ktim
although it's taking more usual today, usually it happens less than a hour after the morning coffee, but the farts sure are starting to come through

>>212684746
honestly doubt that stuffs good for you

>>212684771
>working on a Saturday
oh yeah you sure showed him lad
you're defo the victor here

>>212684746
just have some apple cider vinegar on the daily me

Are British people even aware of the historical/traditional significance of the 12th of June?

>>212684803
my days off are during the business week lad, which means if i fancy going out i don't have to compete with normies in traffic and so forth

so does Temu sell anything that isn't useless bollocks that only a cunt would buy?

Is there any value out of this thing at all?

>>212684835
June 12th is a date celebrated for several reasons. It's known as Loving Day, commemorating the Supreme Court's decision in Loving v. Virginia that struck down laws prohibiting interracial marriage.

starting my predrinks now

i WILL PULL a bird tonight, don't care how many times a get rejected i'll go into multiple bars/clubs until one shows interest

why today? well, it's hot and my fetish is shagging a stinky girl that's been sweating all day. i hope to plunge my face into her minge and arse and suck all the sweat out of it

>>212684876
u predrinking way too early you will be an utter mess
who are your wingmen?

>>212684876
just go on a colder day and force her on the treadmill before you shag

>>212684835
We dont think about you at all.

whenever i try to pull a bird i end up pulling my cock instead

Did the frogposter have a fantasy about leaving his smelly bedroom? Oh wait he has a le bvsed gun so it must be true

>>212684541
my f%$king h3art...