Thread 212683380

Real bad psych edition

dogshit schizo early new subedition

>>212683410
:D

test

how are we doing lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTnV9GtvlW0

why are they so evil?

>>212683462
Almost done my coffee :(

nth for the gyaldem

*does a cracking post*

my farts are extra stinky because i''ve got a big poo in my colon that's too shy to come out but more than happy to contribute its fragrance to passing gases

Get the puzzle made

just got blacked by the mandem
they shagged my arse and came in tandem

https://missav123.com/dm14/en/ipx-906-english-subtitle

https://missav123.com/en/ipx-732-english-subtitle

https://missav123.com/dm1/en/ipx-588-english-subtitle

the goon

jewish people be like "if that kid didn't wanna get raped then why did he look at me funny? he was probably an antisemite anyway, what are you a holocaust denier?"

>>212683526
https://jiggie.fun/fP7qT8

>>212683577
The noble English race

>>212683577
is that the lass who took 1000 knobs in a day?

>>212683577
oh fuck lmao
i remember this
so i knew who bonnie blue was before she became "famous" as a whore
interesting

>>212683577
Why is he wearing one glove

whats she going to do now shes been chucked off onlyfans for being too degenerate?

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

Why do Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips talk like they are from Essex when theyre both from Derbyshire

>>212683605
Nice speedos

>>212683617
I wouldn't touch her without a glove too

if bill gates dropped a 100 pound note hed get bummed cause I was behind him lubed and ready

*whistle blows*
Well, that's the end of my shift

HOLY FUG :D

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1752323980715348.webm

>>212683601
nah bonnie that's bonnie

too hot to game on my gaming pc so i am GAMING on my steam deck

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Sir kebab squirter

>>212683670
Are Lily smashed that record with an astounding 1113 men in one day

>>212683668
erm

>>212683707
im playing on me switch but ive got the pc on as well to brit post

>>212683670
no i'm referring to lily phillips, didn't lily also do the 1000 knob challenge, or at least attempt it?

wanking to the houses of the holy album cover

>>212683737
she did 100 in a day

>>212683668
nope not watching that

ISIS proper fell off lol. good.

>>212683668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEN2uqC9Ms&list=RDeAEN2uqC9Ms&start_radio=1

>>212683723
WTF since when?

too hottoday. it not right

>>212683707
woke up a minute ago and am posting from my phone in bed

ah neet lyfe

>>212683670
These lasses are someone's oneitis

>>212683737
bonnie blue shagged 1k first

>>212683779
:skull::skull:

tax no whites as much as possible
tax whites as low as possible and give them financial incentives to marry and have white children

>>212683668
fake why was there no blood splattered?

>>212683766
Recently according to respected news outlet The Tab

>>212683793
seems almost impossible shag 1000 lads in one day, it's like everyone would only get one thrust each

>>212683759
they accomplished their mission (get assad out) so mi6 wound it in

>>212683707
>too hot to game on my gaming pc
this desu but I still want to

>>212683668
Why does it look fake? One lad was catching his breath the whole time

>>212683766
she was rather pudgy before wasn't she

Surely her minge must be proper Ropey and smelly and loose after 1000 cocks

>>212683827
>one thrust each
All id need ;)

>>212683812
lucky cunts, I'd get in the line for lily

>>212683798
Continuing on from that logic: if you are White, avoid all taxes where possible

>>212683860
true but thats borderline impossible

>>212683668
>Ill be home for dinner

>>212683843
different people you blind hue bastard

mum calls me her little chudmuffin

>>212683890
alri racismlad

>>212683668
what a chad way to kys

timmy's crush

>>212683846
The roastie thing is a meme.

It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.

My Mum for example has a pussy like a baby, you cant see the labia. Yet, my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin.

Same as the "uncut dicks smell and taste weird thing. I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells and tastes fine.

>>212683925
it's me, I am timmy

i'm indigenous australian

I will break Lily Phillips 24 hour shag record

>>212683925
those legs are so think i reckon i could actually snap them with my cock

>>212683574
>https://jiggie.fun/fP7qT8
Can't play this one

>>212683936
bruv

>>212683936
concerning post this lad

sort it out

Ruby Granger shein bikini try on haul

challenge idea: shag 1000 fannies in 24 hours

feeling blackpilled and furious

wonder what the percentage of men and women over 25 are still virgins

>>212683995
I reckon some Mongol warlord must've achieved this

Setting up the 2004scape private server as we speak. No bank in Lumbridge. Terrible draw distance and pixelated as fuck. This is what I want.

>>212684021
gonna open it to us lad?

dtfic been doing numbers on heathermong lately

>>212683905
racismlad recently announced he’s quit 4chan for good :(

mad how immensely powerful Tony Blair is still despite leaving office nearly 20 years ago

>>212684034
hm losing his energy since only has less than 2 weeks to live

australia's skin cancer rate clearly indicates that the white man was never meant to live in this sunblasted hellscape
i'm sure a lot of us would happily move back to europe if they got rid of all the brown people

ban the sun

>>212684036
that wasn't me (i'm the real racismlad)

>>212684075
Let's trade

Zeidy dm'd me, he said he'll be on soon

>>212684028
Scared to let others connect to me x

>>212684075
There's still plenty of minerals for you convicts to mine before you're allowed back to blighty

>>212683936
old pasta

>>212684115
i'm curious to see how quickly society here would fall apart if we left the abos to their own devices

>>212684156
Post a good new pasta

TIL that brits can’t drink tap water from their bathroom sinks. kitchen only. their bath water comes from storage tanks in the attic

>>212684161
Other masters would move in if you left. Like the Chinese or even Indians and would keep them in check

>>212684199
Perhaps

soloclubbing lad here
going soloclubbing tonight lads
first time in like 2 months
had a bit of an incident at the last desu
need to do better

>>212684199
This is false. It doesn't have anything to do with the location of the tap. The problem arises with hot water, which is sometimes stored in a tank. But that's only in some houses. Other houses have boilers which heat up water on demand, so hot water is not stored in a tank.

TLDR - you can drink cold tap water from any room in a British house. It doesn't matter which room.

>>212684263
Can I come?

>>212684263
did you get yer willy out?

>>212684199
>>212684272
Only true in older houses. Which in this country means most

>>212684200
that's a factor i've deliberately excluded for the sake of this hypothetical scenario

Im currently sunbathing on my waterfront patio and came here to say this, to those I like and hate

Get out in the sun. Drink a pint of water and do it quickly. Take multivitamins. Sleep as much as you can. Cover your face in aveeno skin repair as if it were a basic moisturiser. Use hand-wash and hot water on toilet roll. Vote Reform in your local and national elections. Shower and shave. Have your hair cut regularly. Conquer or be conquered. Consider cannabis. Drink cappuccinos. Treat animals as kindly as you possibly can and put out water for them.

might get three dozen dim sims going

>>212684300
actually yes lol

>>212684311
good post except for the dude weed

Back from New York
Saw this and thought of the incels which plague this shit general since they were bullied out of britfeel

Looks like Switzerland but it's actually Kashmir

>>212684359
what you like

>>212684304
Oh ok. They would probably just seize the means for alcohol production and be pretty content

>>212684393
alchie with not enough shame -_-

>>212684396
You spend a majority of your life on 4chan.org and it's blatant

Someone left a letter with "PARK PROPERLY!!" written on it, was outside my door on the floor but I think it flew over desu because I do park properly
Why not actually put it in the mail or at least have on the letterbox?

>>212684378
That's a funny little gun

>>212684372
>Back from New York
Details and more holiday snaps

>>212684372
I have never posted on britfeel nor have I spent money on a bad date having never been on one

imagine how wealthy women wouldn't be if they didn't spend 80% of their discretionary income on their looks

>>212684378
Is this Switzerland?

>>212684446
Should spend it on Fifa coins instead

>>212684413
You spend the entirety of your life in your smelly bedroom

>>212684446
Economy would collapse desu

Diogo Jota killed his brother.

>>212684446
why aren't you wealthy then?

What's been your worst injury Brit?

update on my bellend: it absolutely fucking STINKS

>>212684541
inceldom

>>212684553
based

>>212684541
My damaged ego

Blacks built this island

>>212684541
sprained my arm when i was 6

got picked on in year 8 because i moved school and obviously was an autistic freak, ended up in a fight but was too scared to punch for some spergy reason so i ended up instinctually going in for a headbutt and caught him right on the nose

blood oozed out his schnoz like a fountain, pretty sure that single moment was the only reason i stopped getting bullied and it was pure retard rage that i didnt know how to unleash lol

got the aforementioned three dozen dim sims on

>>212684659
Good man

>>212684670
*jiggles your belly*

feeling vulnerable

>>212684659
Based

>>212684659
headbuts are unironically savage, only thing that does more damage than a well placed headbut is a 6-12 elbow

putrid bowel movement on the horizon

Just had a bowl of All Bran because I want my gut and colon to by my friend.

You cunts who hate your organs will undoubtebly be chowing down on alcohol, crisps and carbs this fine day.

>>212684659
well in

>>212684659
my friend used to pick on some kid and one day the kid had enough and punched him straight on the nose, they ended up being friends after that

did a big poo at toil earlier, love doing poos on toilberg's dime

>>212684737
ktim
although it's taking more usual today, usually it happens less than a hour after the morning coffee, but the farts sure are starting to come through

>>212684746
honestly doubt that stuffs good for you

>>212684771
>working on a Saturday
oh yeah you sure showed him lad
you're defo the victor here

>>212684746
just have some apple cider vinegar on the daily me

Are British people even aware of the historical/traditional significance of the 12th of June?

>>212684803
my days off are during the business week lad, which means if i fancy going out i don't have to compete with normies in traffic and so forth

so does Temu sell anything that isn't useless bollocks that only a cunt would buy?

Is there any value out of this thing at all?

>>212684835
June 12th is a date celebrated for several reasons. It's known as Loving Day, commemorating the Supreme Court's decision in Loving v. Virginia that struck down laws prohibiting interracial marriage.

starting my predrinks now

i WILL PULL a bird tonight, don't care how many times a get rejected i'll go into multiple bars/clubs until one shows interest

why today? well, it's hot and my fetish is shagging a stinky girl that's been sweating all day. i hope to plunge my face into her minge and arse and suck all the sweat out of it

>>212684876
u predrinking way too early you will be an utter mess
who are your wingmen?

>>212684876
just go on a colder day and force her on the treadmill before you shag

>>212684835
We dont think about you at all.

whenever i try to pull a bird i end up pulling my cock instead

Did the frogposter have a fantasy about leaving his smelly bedroom? Oh wait he has a le bvsed gun so it must be true

>>212684541
my f%$king h3art... </3

Why are nasally voiced English parents always whining at their kids?

>>212684922
Two weeks

>>212684857
All of it is cheap tat

>>212684896
>u predrinking way too early you will be an utter mess
i'm an alkie so i'd be drinking any way, but yeah just sipping for the first 4 hours
>who are your wingmen?
going solo. i have no friends. hopefully some bird will have beer goggles and i can take her home to my smelly bedroom.

>>212685000
has this worked before?
what's your approach

>>212685000
grim you sound rapey

>>212684311
>Vote Reform in your local and national elections
Reform are ZOG
Homeland or bust

Anyone mentioned that it's a bit hot today?

>>212684876
humiliation ritual

>Oasis dedicate a song to Rorke
>it's from Be Here Now or later

wearing my winter coat

Minor 7

day drinking is grim and i'm tired of pretending it isn't

Too hot.
We're all thinking it. Im the only one brave enough to say it

>>212685049
you dare insult the weather God has given us?

>>212685006
if i drink enough i will start talking to random girls and some will chat back and once in a while (i mean, like once every 2-3 years) one will be horny and drunk enough to want to fuck me.;

>>212685011
ah yeah, going to an establishment for people who want to get drunk and hook up is rapey

>>212685048
with mates it isn't
get the sesh over with by 9pm
go to bed
actually able to do stuff the next day
compare to start at 6, end at 4am
rekt next day

Merry twelfth to everyone. Let's have wogs out! No surrender!

>first time since 1936
feel like this needs to be acknowledged and feel like we have Starmer to thank for it

>>212685078
alri grandad

>>212685071
what do you say to them how u get their attention
so how many failures are on in a row since your last shag
are you known for this behaviour? do you do it often or is it like in london where u can camoflague

damn didn't know julie cash played tennis now

he died

>>212685000
Alright Diego

>>212685084
wonder if they performed a mutual wank to celebrate

>>212685099
>is it like in london where u can camoflague
doesn't work like that in london
if you go alone you will just look like a loser

would go downstairs but theres honestly too many people many of whom i dont have much time for

>>212685064
someone had to step up and say it. I had the guts

England.

>>212685146
???? who is sdowmnstairs

got stuff in the airfryer i dont recognise
got a bruise on my arse
three packets of spring onion crisps were consumed
it seems it was an interesting blackouttoil

>>212685135
rorke and leftypol

>>212685161
thats absolutely none of your business

>>212685148
A real tragedy

Sacked Tranny taking photos of others who all turn their back on him

Playing BG3.
The white man is currently having sex with the black woman.

>>212685155
Stop stalking me

>>212685163
What you don't have are FRIENDS to bore with your vapid, dull blogs

>>212685048
don't think anyone in their right mind would tell you it isn't

>>212685099
>what do you say to them how u get their attention
i found it doesn't really matter. if they find you attractive enough you say anything - ask for a cigarette if they're smoking, ask to buy them a drink, compliment clothing, ask a question about them. conversation flows from there.
>so how many failures are on in a row since your last shag
i don't go out very often, only when the incel life is getting to me. i think i went out about 10 times last year, so i reckon once every 20 ends in sex. girls are bottom of the barrel though.
>are you known for this behaviour?
no i go to town, i recognise the bartenders in some places but they don't recognise me

>>212685161
The wife and kids

Eagleberg did not like black people

Not going out today me

>>212685220
believe me mate, they recognise you

>>212685220
that's wild you go out as an alchie and 1/20 times solo you get a shag
that's probably better numbers than a lot of normals

Mad that I participate in /brit/ despite having an active warrant in the UK and am therefore not able to visit.

Low tyre pressure is it yeah
Need to pump it up in 28 degree heat is it yeah
Great stuff thanks kwikfit

>>212685220
>but they don't recognise me
fuck me hahaha

>>212685266
Why were you molesting britbong kids.

>>212685247
vax status?

>>212685266
What did you do lad

>>212685255
doubt it. i rotate between bars, i even rotate between off license so people only see me irregularly.

if i ever embarrass myself really badly i just don't go to that place again

My guts feel like they're about to fall out too so thats just great

never observed a culture that enjoys complaining about the weather more than brits

I don't shag women. Too autistic

It's Saturday so why haven't you had a full English yet?

>>212685342
I don't consume flesh

>>212685335
ktim despite looking extremely shaggable

dua lipa such a girl next door type of fittie

>>212685277
what?

got a mate who's schizo and i've given him 1000 chances to stop being completely insufferable and he keeps blowing it, going to have to ghost him i think

>>212685342
We can't get them over here. Only Full Irish.

>>212685382
you heard

>>212685395
what's the difference?

feel like doing a kurt dips in this weather lads

>>212685399
We add some soda bread.
That's it.

Big black arses.

Big blacked arses.

Dread to think what would happen if I was let loose outside with all of the tight crop tops and shorts I’m seeing

>>212685266
>active warrant
>therefore not able to visit.
You do know about taca warrants right?

>>212685451
inceldom is bearable when there's no girls
when there's girls walking aroound
and their near naked
it's unbearable
better just to stay inside

>>212685266
tell us what happened lad

>>212685451
need the government to step in an legislate a dress code.
simply CANNOT have cuties prancing around in black Nike shorts

>>212685366
cope
>>212685287
>embarrass myself really badly
examples? cant be that much of an alchie mate if you can remember what you did desu

Hour and a half journey back and then I can a proper poo
Just not going to think about it until then lest I shit myself in my car

>>212685451
chebs as far as the eye can see

>>212685499
stop off at a Little Chef

>>212685511
wow, she's such a cutie

>>212684490
yh

*retires his number*

>>212685518
I can't poo in toilets I don't own or have an intimate relationship with

I say sorridge to MOUSE BOY........
You get too much abuse................... I want to not add too that...........................................

Blair

>>212684541
double knee tendonitis

>>212684855
CORRRRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM

>>212685550
only happens when im in the park with it out in the blazing sun

>>212685486
>examples?
offending people, getting into fights, doing cringe things (worst one is repeating 4chan memes irl), typical drunk stuff really
>cant be that much of an alchie mate if you can remember what you did desu
amnesia from alcohol doesn't really work like that, you don't just forget everything. i have had total blackouts before but most of the time memory is just hazy.

>>212685466
so fucking true

>>212685511
>>212685524
ugly bloke pretending to be a woman

>>212685499
treat yourself to an espresso before you set off x

>>212685594
>amnesia from alcohol doesn't really work like that
yes it does
i am a minor alcoholic and have loads of blackouts
as do other alchie friends
starting to think you're a fraud
maybe a bit drinker but no alchie that's for sure

Just went past an afghan restaurant
One to tick off some evening

>>212685566
used to have this
went to france once and didn't poo for like five days but continued eating loads of salami and confit duck and the like trying to give myself gout
landed back in heathrow and did the biggest and slimiest poo of my life that blocked a toilet
was euphoric and the moment i broke my public poo fear

>>212685566
I've never understood this. I would much rather take a shit in the nearest public toilet and not have to worry about holding it in for ages. Why do that to yourself?

>Birds of a feather flock together
>Opposites attract

>>212685624
reckon the food is bomb af

>>212685582
whitherever is wrong with my back and right knee, prob a damaged ligament or cartilage if it hasn't healed over 4 years

would go out for a drink solo in the sun if it meant that bartenders would not recognize me as the unemployed loner 21 year old who goes out in working hours amongst all the pensioners
might shift towards drinking in parks with tinnies

>>212685607
yeah he's a bloke but he's not ugly

>>212685648
Modus tollens

>>212685566
Literally me

>>212685647
I just shit at home in the morning.

>>212685668
you think too highly of yourself

>>212685668
can combine that with park bush wanks

was watching a british show where they had a scene set with soldiers in "aghanistan" but it's so painfully obvious it was filmed in the british countryside
like really, you can't even nip over to spain or something to make it look quasi-believable?

>>212685668
>goes out in working hours
you could be on the night shift

Auld lass with an umbrella and a can of g&t
Love to see it

>>212685675
Alright smart arse

>>212685685
wdym
i don't think anything of myself

>A British man has revealed how he was cruelly conned out of £200 – by what he believed was a heartfelt message from Friends icon Jennifer Aniston.
>Paul Davis, 43, from Southampton, fell victim to a disturbing new wave of artificial intelligence scams after being bombarded with messages from deepfake celebrity accounts on social media.

>>212685698
...nh

>>212685707
no one gives a shit about someone going to the pub by themselves
you are not even thought about
if you were there every night getting wankered alone taht would be a different story

>>212685698
British TV shows have very low budgets, which is why American TV shows are usually better

>>212685647
It's not a choice my guts simply don't work around other people's toilets
I can't even poo at toil and I'm in there three days a week

>>212685616
i find that macho posturing about alcoholism is a sign that someone is a fraud. no alcoholic and nobody over the age of 30 boasts about having "loads of blackouts dude"

the last real black out i had (meaning 24 hours completely gone from memory) was a few months ago. most nights are hazy, but i remember about 60% of what happened.

if you have black outs all the time you probably have serious brain/memory problems and should stop immediately

>>212685709
>I will later bye

>>212685662
>hasn't healed over 4 years
get it physio'd

>>212685709
incels truly are something else

My problem isn't shitting in public but it's the fact that I only use wet wipes and couldn't imagine walking around with a dirty arse for hours after using just paper

>>212685709
this is the kinda lad nonce hunters get, they're not pedos just mongs and really lonely

>>212685732
not boasting you illiterate mongo
>real black out is 24 hours completely gone from memory
>i remember about 60% of what happened
lmao you are not severely contradicting yourself
remember everytyhing you did wrong yet now missing literal days of memory or almost 50% of it all
absolute state of you
what a bizarre larp

>>212685751
Where do you putt your dirty wet wipes at home?

>>212685752
Nice try Paul

>>212685751
your a fuckin wet wipe

>>212685739
that's the plan after it cools down a bit, physioberg will want me exercicsing

>>212685771
Flushed directly down into the main sewer

>>212685723
my thought process is if I recognise the bartenders, then they recognise me
problem is there are only a few pubs where I live so I can't go unnoticed

>>212685771
Rinse them an pop them in the Ninja on dehydrate for 10 hours

>>212685771
fry them in the air fryer

>>212685800
scrombling

>>212685723
this is only true if you can blend in to society. it seems he presents himself like an incel and everyone knows it

>>212685766
>remember everytyhing you did wrong
where did i say that, "illiterate mongo"

>>212685797
again you think way too highly of yourself
you really so low iq to not see the difference between one person seeing 3 bartenders i.e. you
and one bartender who sees 300 different people in one day
>>212685810
true desu he seems like a spastic

air frying an air fryer

>>212685837
>>212685837
>>212685837

best timmy cud- oh wait

thinking of all those times I didn't initiate the conversation and the moment passed

Is It A Good Idea To Airfry This?

>>212685818
you said most of the time your memory is fine just a bit hazy
altho mayb u are a full blown alchie cant remember what u wrote mere minutes ago
mongoloid

>>212685781
Dogstein

>>212685709
>artificial intelligence
Odd thing to call thirdies.