americans get very pissy if you tell them youve only visited new york and los angeles and not their shithole state

>>212692972 (OP)
Stop coming here at all we're completely full

>>212692972 (OP)
lots of foreigners visit my state to see our big hole in the ground THOUGH

Try being from NY or California and moving anywhere else in the US. Instant seethe from locals when they find out.

>>212692972 (OP)
Their shithole state is unironically better than NYC and LA

>>212693021
you WILL serve me at my table and i will NOT tip

>>212692972 (OP)
Come visit my home town of Dixon Il, we are very lonely

I really want to shag one of those cornfed american pawgs with massive pale cellulite arses, what is the best state for this?

>>212693101
Iowa
t. drove through that corn state

>>212693067
I'm glad cops target California plated vehicles.

>>212692972 (OP)
Idc. I just don’t like it when a summation of America is predicated upon this limited experience. I prefer you don’t come to Utah unless it is for pilgrimage and then to swift return to your country to spread the restored gospel of Jesus Christ.

>>212693101
Anywhere in the Upper Midwest

we had this thread yesterday. i didn’t click on it because i was instantly able to simulate the entire thread inside my mind

>>212692972 (OP)
why wouldn't you visit Delaware though?

>>212692972 (OP)
I hate Arizonia it's just hot and dry desert with Spanish speakers growing that forces me to learn Spanish

>>212693159
>retarded kiked proties
>restoring the gospel of Yeshua Bar Pandera
Uh huh, makes sense.

>>212693081
We know when you speak accented English you don’t tip so you get untipped treatment prejudicially.
>>212693101
Manchester Ingrlnd

>>212693277
Is that code for spitting and serving with your left hand, Pajeet?

>>212693271
We aren’t Protestants we are Restorationists. We’re no more protesters than Christians are to be protestors of Jews.

>>212693307
>Pajeet
Pajeetsbdont expect tips, white Americans do

>>212693307
Wtf does this mean.
Also gypsies were the original visajeets, stop with the self hatred.

>>212693067
Probably envy because Cali and NY are the richest places in the world

>>212693421
Your religion is a meme shit

>>212693421
I assume you have to be raised a Mormon to believe one because who could possibly believe in Joseph Smith's book of tales otherwise?

>>212693029
Yes, anon. Your mom's cunt is famous worldwide.

>>212694459
a bit rude that

>>212694429
>because who could possibly believe in Joseph Smith's book of tales otherwise?
You can pretend to have 5 wives lol

>>212694508
>5 women to nag you
Sounds awful

>>212692972 (OP)
There's nothing to see here outside of east coast metropolis, California, Florida and the national parks.
Don't bother coming to like the Midwest or most of the South. It's just farms and small towns.

>>212694429
Basically. It's mostly cultural at this point for a lot of people.

>>212694669
>muh culture is what restricts them from drinking coffee tea and alcohol and causes paying 10% income tithe and wearing the underwear kippah.