Thread 212695220

A big hand for the prime minister edition

>>212695220 (OP)
His wife is fit as fuck

only 8pm already drunk and horny

sue

need a fit blonde dressed up like a cat (shes so silly)

>>212695146
brownoid trainers

>>212695266
really hot smile and eyes, sexy face

>>212695266
corrr imagine if she was captured on october 7, the urkadurkas would have a field day with her...

lurking within the depths of falmouth

>>212695256
She's desperate to be seen as quirky and whimsical, if only she weren't wound so tight with anxiety and an endless need to perform for other people's benefit. Hard to express a genuine childlike wonder for the world when you're petrified to be an actual part of it. Fucking bitch.

>>212695287
why'd they make fire atronachs so FIT in skyrim

>>212695256
kisses and cuddles with Ruby

>>212695287
female flame atronach could get it but keeping in mind that resistant is not the same as immune

>>212695220 (OP)
kier wife hugger

back from my virgin walk about the town in the sun

just the 28km yeah. Lots of very, very fit women about.

>>212695256
Ruby Granger is a YouTuber cosplaying as the real life Hermione Granger (from the first two books). Some of Ruby's notable traits include:

baiting eating disorder content
is a landlord
pretends to read books and misinterprets them
pretentious
used the Holocaust to profit
is incredibly obsessed with money
everything is an ad
lies incessantly in her videos (e.g., day in life videos are over a long period of time, pretends to be charitable, uses fast fashion and then denies it, etc.)
when called out for her inappropriate behavior she backtracks, but does not take accountability
her LinkedIn profile
tries to be a LinkedIn Influencer
published a book that was fanfiction of herself
has an online "stationary store", but products are shitty and there seems to be no quality control (also she does not make the products she just slaps a label on them and upcharges)
her book reviews are more like back cover summaries than reviews
is obsessed with being smart and clickbaits everything to pretend to be in school
was a nightmare roommate when she was in college
was "allegedly" bullied
has questionable cleanliness habits

>>212695266
she is jewish and they are raising their children jewish

>>212695303
punch me in the belly (hard punch) at star pond tonight 9:30pm?

>>212695383
That's nice

rorke atronach

mad that the greatest rapper of all time is a white man

flat stinks of sweat

>>212695397
i push my fingers into my

>>212695370
>used the Holocaust to profit
Can't have that can we

>>212695256
Of all the terrible things Ruby does that make it hard to like her. Her biggest (and least serious) issue is that she just… doesn’t like the brand she created for herself. She doesn’t like to read, which is why she never finishes books or talks about books in her content. It’s always “I was brushing my teeth, so of course I was reading”. She doesn’t like studying which is why she had to switch majors once she was challenged in academics. She doesn’t like vintage things, she just likesowning them. She doesn’t like travel. Like yes she went to Boston. But what did she do in Boston? She didn’t go to museums aside for Emily Dickinson and that was for work. Transcendentalism started in New England. And for a supposed theology and philosophy nerd she just didn’t. The Alcotts lived in Mass. Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Theroux spent significant time in Mass. (like born and buried) and she just ignored it. But good news. She has a Gilmore girls inspired vlog and listens to classical Christmas music. She’s a poser and she’s not even good at hiding it.

>>212695408
scremjongteong

>>212695408
poo screm

>October 7th
Why they trying to make this a thing

Would smoke everyday if l could

uncle rorke's coming over to visit, you two better put some clothes on

>>212695473
funny

>>212695489
nipples protruding
very disrespectful

>>212695489
*rubs pussy and shakes ass*
oscar winning performance

I like to drink someone else pee. Unfortunately, I am not one of those lucky people to have a partner willing to do this. Occasionally I get lucky, but that is once in a while. I would love to drink someone else's pee on a regular basis, something like weekly.

If we think about it, it's quite frustrating, everyone pees multiple times of a day and it's mostly wasted. There are a lot of attractive women that I would drink pee from.

So I was thinking that I would really be OK to pay a trustworthy woman weekly to give me her pee. I understand the intimacy concerns, if I am not intimate with that person, it wouldn't be OK for her to expose herself, to stay naked in front on me. But doesn't have to expose herself if she is not feeling comfortable. There are alternative solutions to the ideal drink from source:

It would be acceptable, though not ideal, if she would pee in glass and then bring it to me. Or perhaps we could meet at Starbucks, she could pee in a takeaway covered paper cup and bring it to me. I pay for the service and that's it. Easy money for her, satisfaction for me.

She could cover my eyes while peeing in my mouth.

Safety is also a concern. Of course, I would have to interview a candidate woman and make sure she is safe. Using the services of a sex worker wouldn't be an option, I wouldn't consider it medically safe.

I am also imagining this practice to become so mainstream that you could just go to a bar and order a glass of pee from the sexy waitress. "I would like a glass from your pee, please.". "Sure, but you will have to wait, right now my bladder is empty.". "No problem, bring me a beer and a burger until then.". I imagine the menu would read: "1 glass of pee from our waitresses Anna, Susan or Carol. We perform regular health check on them for UTIs, STDs and drugs. DISCLAIMER: Urine consumption may still pose some risks. By ordering, you assume all these risks and Golden Pub does not assume any responsibility for any inconvenience.".

Something so exhilarating knowing that Oasis are live right this very second
It's like
Life can't get better

>>212695457
I KNOW IT I JUST DON'T THINK I SHOULD SAY IT

bloody warm ain't it my lads

>>212695539
Hope they die on stage

>>212695565
ktim

>>212695480
Gave me jew fatigue it did

>>212695565
ballmogs me

>>212695567
it is well hot
might be too hot

>>212695539
don't like oasis or live music

>The UK Prime Minister (Idris Elba) and US President (John Cena) have a public rivalry that risks their countries’ alliance. But when they become targets of a powerful enemy, they’re forced to rely on each other as they go on a wild, multinational run. Allied with Noel, a brilliant MI6 agent (Priyanka Chopra Jonas), they must find a way to thwart a conspiracy that threatens the free world.

yeah im thinking kino

looking at pictures of ice spices voluptuous negress buttocks on google images

cooled right down in londinium

these long walks are meant to be good for your mental health but honestly I come back even more insane every time

spending hours walking among people who are all out in groups or out in couples, hour after hour, realising that I wasted my entire life and I am completely isolated and alone. Then I come home to the flat, alone.

>Ant McPartlin was all smiles as he arrived hand in hand with his wife Anne-Marie Corbett who wore a floaty floral dress
that bugger should be in jail for what he did

>>212695632
we're got really similar teeth to the japs i've noticed
probably something to do with being an island nation

>>212695632
What an ugly attention-seeker
Her and you

Not even sure how it can be this hot in the dales
shouldn't really even be possible should it

>>212695615
swear every uk show has a charming and brilliant brown mi6 agent or police investagor

>>212695642
because you shouldn't be walking in 30c heat

>>212695662
bet its vodka in that bottle

>>212695675
>in the dales

>>212695687
gives me a random flag every time I post, you see

>>212695642
yeah makes me feel bad walking around not talking to anybody. basically like a ghost

>>212695642
You have enough insight already, now you need courage to make changes and endurance to keep that up for a long time

>>212695642
used to do this for literal hours in venice would go out at 11pm and get back at like 6am was most so kino and peng aswell

>>212695673
crooked teeth england :I
crooked teeth japan :o

>>212695687
That's an old expression you see referenced in books from the 20th century.

actually dislike Oasis more now they're active again.

>>212695642
take what's your brother. see a pretty girl? rape her. see a guy with more money than you? rape him. see a guy taller than you? break his legs then rape him. The world is your oyster

Ariana Grande has officially come out as BiSexual.

>>212695709
just go through (pending) ips they'll have 120 second cooldown but you can see what flag they are
then camp a gb flag that's what I do

>>212695717
ktim in assasins creed 2
why were you in venice

*to the choon of uptown girl*

BIG EYED GIRL
LIVING IN HER BIG EYED WOOORLD

>>212695555
checked

Great to see a bunch of absurdly overdressed distinctly lower end Zlebs being given free tickets … heartwarming apartheid alive and well in the UK.

>>212695753
scrhgnm

>>212695753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YbRxJVTa70
nahhh

>>212695765
desperate to fit in greek

havent brushed my teeth in 2 days gums are tingling

>>212695753
sc

>>212695753
you're so desperate to fit innnnnn

>>212695430
Must wife

>>212695790
>>212695753

>>212695748
Yeah it resets every time you click a new thread however
Have to remember to set it which I can't be fucked to do

>>212695764
She doesn't care about your existence and never will you shut-in spamming cunt.

>>212695753
wasn't funny the first time

>>212695790
s

>>212695736
Deanos must be buzzing. I'd hoped the Smiths would return too, and we'd get a proper Bong Boy Summer appening

>>212695777
grim lil monkey woman

toil at 4AM tomorrow for which I need to get up at 01:30AM so it's looking like another night of 4 hours sleep

can't keep burning the candle at both ends like this, eventually I will die. Thank god.

can't believe how ugly jacob trembley is now

twink death is real :skull:

>>212695642
>walking among people
You should incelwalk in remote places

totally organic bradley posts just then

>>212695749
spent an academic year there as exchange student then the next year did a term abroad there then the next year did another term abroad there

rate my UK accent
https://vocaroo.com/15Ajx9jilQzG

>>212695816
>>212695812

>>212695822
really?

>>212695847
i walk around at 5am

>>212695852
thats nice you form any lasting bonds over there? what kind of place u stayed in?

>>212695820
are you on the nonce botnet?
if you post with an ip it'll stick

incel drives>incel walks

>>212695853
Aussies already have British accents

spent my 4 years of uni alone in my damp mouldy incelroom

>>212695895
not very environmentally responsible is it

>>212695747
brave and stunning

>>212695890
Yeah I am
Got a 3 day ban for being racist
will do this

>another super man film

just fuck off with super hero slop it's been nearly 3 decades of this crap getting spammed

>>212695911
ktim
got 20 days to redo my third-year diss because I never handed it in
I'll start it eventually

>>212695886
Love me a good trail, it's where i meet twinks and what not for discreet bush sex

sulad are you going to see the monkeys in kyoto

>>212695764
this bitch ain't a valley girl she's an UNCANNY valley girl yknow what im sayin

will the nonce botnet users be getting door knocks or are we good?

forgot to post about Pokemon GO today

>drink a hot beverage to stay cool in hot weather
Never heard a bigger load of shite in my life.

>>212695895
trvke

>>212695899
https://vocaroo.com/1kcjeoVn8T1i

>>212695949
we missed you :3

>>212695936
turn off the nonce botnet and just do it

nth for the gyaldem

>>212695928
fairs, I'm unbanned in 6 hours so you might have an easier time getting british ips then I've been hogging them and getting them banned lol

>>212695964
:3

need a silent movie gf

>>212695911
did you do an integrates masters or summat?

imagine paying to see a wimbledon final and it was a 6-0, 6-0 drubbing

BIG TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8&list=RDvfc42Pb5RA8&start_radio=1

>>212695986
The Birth of a Nation bf for me

>>212695991
wouldnt watch tennis if it were free tbqh

>>212695991
embarrassing

>>212695989
...yh

>>212695967
20 days is like forever

>>212695983
Same, I got 3 banned quite quickly
Shame really considering the janny was quite lenient the past week

>all the plebs on 4chan talking about how they did uni or are still going
LMAO imagine wasting 4 years of your life to study just you can make the same (or less) money as a no hoper labourer/machine operator like me kek i mostly sit around all night and get paid to shitpost on the chans
enjoy wasting your life tards

>>212695887
zero
was absolutely idyllic, 16th century franciscan cloisters converted to student accom behind the redentore church on giudecca, its since been transformed into a luxury hotel almost 1000 euro a night

>>212696021
Free on the tv and i dont watch

>>212695991
it's Iga

>>212696028
first class?

>>212695642
go jogging instead
I can only focus on running when I do it really

We should reduce doctors wages and use them to pay winter fuel allowance but only for the elderly born before 1970

there were so many fit birds in town lads I can't even tell you

it's just mental how many attractive women exist. It's cruel really. It would be better that I were dead so that I didn't know they are all out there.

I’d be SO pissed

name an actor who looks better wet than tom cruise

>>212695747
because she no longer appeals to men sexually since she got that horrid cosmetic surgery

>>212696057
yh
was still neet for 2 years after completion however

>>212696037
... I make 230k tho

novak djocovick? more like tennis the menace cause he didnt take a vax

give the soldiers footballs wages

100% income tax on everyone born after 1970

>>212696072
Naya Rivera

>toil tomorrow
>have to walk to the train station
>uniform is a light blue button shirt
>backpack
>it'll be 31c outside

chipping sodbury

>>212696095
yeah nah, you don't

>>212696093
well a first class masters degree is something a big accomplishment so keep your head up lad

i wear a t shirt and shorts to work and get paid like twice the median wage

>>212696066
have the same problem at the gym and I go 5x/week. surprised i haven't killed myself yet

japanese is greek to me!

Freaks and Geeks

>>212696071
Men with doll collections

>>212696066
They're all really ugly in my town
Though when I go to Tesco there's a really fit emo lass who keeps talking to me about my fits when she checks my ID
Will never ever ask her out though.

You dont have toil tomorrow. Tomorrow is Sunday. Stop lying.

>>212696048
sounds ridiucouslylly peng

>>212694664
The liberal rulers of Europe are attempting to use hysterical fearmongering to cajole the populations.

As many others have said, nobody is raising a finger for Britain in today's age. The natives are increasingly rebellious against an anti-white political system.

The rulers know this and they have no way of creating war hysteria other than fearmongering.

>>212696081
she gets a pass from me for all her insanity and surgeries and anorexia because she literally went mental as a result of what happened in manchester which is totally understandable

she probably feels (unjustified) guilt for what happened. Had she not hosted that concert those people would still be alive. Obviously it's not her fault but you can tell it affected her.

>>212696156
theres a very fit trans girl who works in my local starbucks

Catberg wants cuddles but it's fackin boiling

>>212696137
I do and I wouldn't have been able to get to this level without my degree

got some oats cooking on the stove

Anti social neighbours were banging on the wall like gorillas and screaming again. But this time all night long. Free me

>>212696199
not really the same thing is it

>>212696019
tried watching it unironically but it is really boring, pastos were more easily impressed due to the tech being new, like avatar

Donald Rose, the UK's oldest surviving Second World War veteran has died aged 110.

Me Din Dins

Paella de Yorkshire

Chicken
Chorizo
Sun-dried tomatoes
Peas
Onion
Pepper
Garlic
Rice

All fried in the oil of the sun-dried tomatoes with a little smoky tomato purée

Ooh it was lush lads. BOSH

>>212696199
never seen a normal looking person working in a starbucks my entire life

>>212696217
she's a bit emo has tattoos and that

>>212696227
yummers

Not raising a single finger for the British yookay government as long as a single non-White resides in this country.

Just not gonna hahaha

>>212696211
Ktim but my parents and at 2am.

STANDING IN THE SUN
IDIOT SAVANT

think my least favourite Oasis song is Live Forever, partly because they love playing it so much

>>212696227
looks nice

perhaps a bit dry looking, though I don't know without tasting it, and you've got your pint of orange cordial there to wash it down anyway

>>212696248
would pull that skirt up and suck it

>>212696255
I need to because I have a mortgage but I will NOT be having kids no matter how much they beg me

>>212696248
VERY gay webm

Exgfberg sending pictures of us as Simpsons characters and replying this could've been us. Utterly bizarre little creature considering she was the one that left me. Not sure if it's some sort of mental break down

right thats a young lady stroking her delicious feminine penis

>>212696219
Imagine fighting for the jews and living 80 years more to see the results of 1945.

rape rorke
rape him

£800 a month for an incelflat in plymouth
tempting

went on long walks across the entire width of london when I was at uni there
then got the tube back so I didn't have to walk back
also liked getting boris bike day passes and just cyling all day

>>212696248
have the urge to beat that guy up

>>212696189
corrrrrr almost forgot about that one yeah

>>212696310
she's just looking for some attention you should ignore an ex gf after a breakup they're all the same

>>212696337
and shag him?

interstellar

>>212696314
where? x

>>212696184
The rulers ain't yer limp wristed political leaders m8. Queer Bummer and Emascuel Macron are as expendable as you are to the real rulers.

the face of britain

I paid £900 a month for a 2 bed flat in Swansea it was quite nice but can't afford to buy a house there

>>212696353
nh just physical violence

interstellar ship mouse alive real fleshlight

>>212696155
That was some genuinely crazy shit
I'm happy for the kiddie that she got abducted by the one mad gay autistic abo that just wanted to talk to her about Bratz

>>212696228
you have no idea how good you have it

>>212696358
Take that, Putin

I will be voting for the Corbyn party unless the greens stop being retarded anti-nuclear nimbys

>>212696401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5tVC9bLHM

>Bottom 5'6 126lbs Slim
ktim

>>212696401
>5'6
might as well just become a woman

>>212696318
just try it and see what happens NIGGER

the geen party should make remake the sun in a big metal ball

>>212696424
barely looks different thats mentle

honestly just insanely jealous of how beautiful france is, drop the google streetview man around random places and most of the time it looks like a fairytale

>but they have more blacks and muslism!

nice copeflection their country is still beautiful

>>212695220 (OP)
His father was a toolmaker and he is a tool

>>212696227
>Paella de Yorkshire

New Francis video just dropped lads

>>212696363
>>212696413

>>212696434
come to millbay

>>212695615
Rorke having a melty because there's a black man in it

>>212696427
kek
>>212696435
Fuck that, a cute boy is far far far preferable to a woman or a male pretending he's a woman

>>212696463
His bird is fit as fuck

dont know if its safe to have another beer or if gf will be able to tell and kick my head in when she comes home from work

>>212696468
miss him 2bh

>>212696469
wtf is millbay
never been further south than birmingham ONCE IN MY LIFE

Howl everytime I see this picture

>>212696502
just open it when she gets in the door then pretend it's that singular beer hitting you really hard for some reason

>>212696418
ktim

>>212696424
she literally just changed filter?

fucking hell that was bleak

gf is going out clubbing tonight and said I can order a justeat as long as I'm in bed for 10

got the faakin autechre on
(beep boop beep boop)

>>212696560
mmhmm

>>212696560
um bro

alright thats it FUCK IT! LERRROOOYYYYYY JENKKKIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

*"ca-CHHHH" opens my THIRD beer*

>>212696585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScbRKHPea7Y

>>212696560
you've never had a gf and you're here all day every day posting the same boring gimmicks from your smelly incel den

Salt and vinegar discos on the go my lads

gfberg on a girls holiday in Barbados so got the flat to myself get in

>>212696609
yeah so what so fucking what!!!!!!

>>212696623
its spaedo stop giving him attention

rad and rental

Roke on Tesco mobile

when I was in town walking about 2 underage girls walking in the opposite direction walked up to me and asked to fistbump me, which I obliged

I say underage because they were clearly about 13 or 14. Unusual interaction but I didn't initate it thus I am not guilty of doing anything wrong. I think they were both drunk.

>>212696666
mmhmm

>>212696654
BORIS!

bad and bental

BORIS!

*tap* *tap* *tap*

>Roke
scrm

>>212696654
is she ok looks like she's having a fit

alri

yhe roke

Woke wants to ban wanking to straight porn

pad and pencil

me? 34 year old voluntary kit man for the village under 15s girls football club

got my gran one of those RorkuTV sticks

only shows documentaries about adolf hitler and channel 5 news pieces about migrants

What is the ethnic and racial background of Sir Keir Starmer?>>212696518

I've got spurs that binble, banble, binble

Roke saving webms of 15 year old girls doing COVID tiktok dances

Roke wants to ban gay porn

>>212696666
should've battered that freaks with right hook as to not be suspicious

Ah it's another nonce posting night is it

managed to force jewgle chrome to make ublock and 4chan x work

>>212696654
>>212696727
back in my day girls would just shake their bums, HUGE fan of that

>>212696739
ok

I don't want to go to work tomorow.

hope I die in my sleep tonight

What would you do if she tried to arrest you?

>>212696816
just don't go that's better than dying

might watch some x files

SEETHING KEK

>>212696816
Roke won't allow it, you must save the white race

Roke smashing up 5g masts then shouting at the O2 customer service rep because his mobile data is always shit

Roké

>>212696823
run away, she doesn't look very fast

Roke on a mad one!

>>212696654
>>212696727
didn't she get fat

>>212696823
Let her because I have a femdom fetish.

>>212696861
That is SO roke

>>212696823
Comply with the arrest, give a no comment interview in the presence of a solicitor provided to me then be released and await a charging decision from the CPS (or remain remanded in custody, depending on what I was alleged to have done).

>>212696816
Umm didn't you hear that autist earlier? No one works on a Sunday. No shops, no pubs, no call centres. Nothing. We all just sit in our homes staring at the wall

Roke just stopping toil

>>212696826
as of right now, i'm reopening the sexo files

Roke clapping for the NHS
Roke is against the doctor strikes

>>212696884
Hail Jupiter!

Roke mob

love drinking loads of water when I'm hungover and doing a massive dark orange piss
feels like I'm getting all that muck out of me

>>212696823
do a bit of casual fent and have her power crazy pig sket corrrr arse sit on my neck

>>212696907
regretably I do

if managerberg asks me to stay on for overtime as well she can get fucked right off. I want to get home ASAP and relax with my internet /brit/ friends then watch the wimbledon final

>>212696932
ummyberg

>>212696227
coaster faggot

Roke sending the biomass back
Roke complaining his kiza is late

>>212696932
dope swagger

>>212696932
umm

Get the sfw puzzle made

>>212696115
it's sunday tomorrow mate

>>212696936
clean, wholesome family humour

>>212696944
>>212696966
>>212696969

>>212696932
sexy...

We'll have a can, course we'll have a can!

Love a big arse chippy me thick arse cheeks dipped in my batter

New
>>212697031
>>212697031
>>212697031

Someone make the new so I can make my GOOD post

>>212696936
clean christian humor

if I go to bed now I can get 4 hours sleep for tomorrow's toil

that's survivable, you can function on 4 hours