Thread 212698045

you wake up in rural Washington

>>212698045 (OP)
What is it like?

>>212698138
breakfast all day everywhere

>>212698045 (OP)
get jumped by the aryan nations

>>212698045 (OP)
I love this type of scenery so much. It oozes with coziness.

Take me there.

>>212698045 (OP)
this pic is from oregon and it's barely outside of portland
>>212698197
and then you live in it and it's dark and rainy from november-march

>>212698197
it really is the stuff of dreams

>>212698245
why are you such a hater? angry little BCfag go back to China

The PNW is rightful Appalachian territory. We must kick the current weird leftoid mutts & neo-nazis out.

>>212698308
it used to be a working class WASP paradise…….. what le heck happened :(

>>212698245
>>and then you live in it and it's dark and rainy from november-march
It gets more sunlight than where I live, and I still feel like where I live is too sunny.

>>212698045 (OP)
I think is the natural habitat white people feel most at home. This is probably somewhere outside of seattle or portland. Why doest it have to be full with drug addicts

>>212698308
Don't you have some copper to be hunting for?

>>212698386
the powers that be hate natural beauty

>>212698045 (OP)
rural WEST side washington you mean fgt

if you live on the left side of stevens pass ur basically a jeet. You smell and you talk all funny. stay away.

ARID washington is the TRVE WASHINGTONIAN URHEIMAT we only let you live on the mildewy side because going there makes my complexion all puffy

>>212698343
federal government hoards all of the land and puts in environmental laws that kill blue collar resource industry

>>212698509
tell me about Arid Washington

>>212698414
Don't you mean coal?

>>212698624
:(
did the same thing happen to BC? how’d it get so unaffordable too?

i wish i could experience even have the SOVL that PNWgods get to experience

>>212698740
half*

>>212698045 (OP)
A lot of conservative politicians in South Korea graduated from Georgetown University. But I don't know why.

>>212698138
>rains almost every day which sounds comfy until you've been there for over a week and your house smells like mildew and you can't step outside without getting soaked
>when it gets hot the humidity is as bad a southern Florida
>mosquitoes
>even the small towns aren't safe from heroin and homeless junkies
>actually, it's somehow worse in the small towns than it is in the cities
>property prices are insane and getting worse every years as tech bros from Seattle and Bellevue buy up everything

>>212698695
bc is even worse
you also cant just buy crown land from the government because there's multiple competing law suits between natives over who owns it
bc also has canada's best weather so it's like Florida/Arizona/California magnet for rich leafs to retire to

Sounds like we've got our work cut out for us, right, Zach?

>>212698045 (OP)
>>212698297
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>>212698762
vggghhhh

>>212699895
i’ve always viewed scandinavia as being very aesthetically and lifestyle-wise similar to the PNW, would you agree

>>212698308
The weird leftoid mutts are the only reason the region isn't a destitute west virginia tier shithole, cletus

>>212698630

Life is like this

https://files.catbox.moe/6wao4l.mp4
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https://files.catbox.moe/g35cdz.jpg

The woods are 15 minutes away and they're free. You can go there any time you want and there are no foreigners except european people sometimes. None of the crisis of modernity stuff the europeans and coasties suffer from. Not humid out so the sun is your fren, even 100F outside feels great.

You can say hi to strangers on the trail and they say hi back. I live an hour away from the ski hill and there's never any traffic. Towns are just there for walmart, costco and your job.

Big river to swim in (brown people can't swim)
Huge woods to hike in (colored people fear them)
Skiing, mountain biking, climbing (all literally apartheid-tier demographics for sports dunno why)

West siders stay in town 24/7 and call it boring cause there's no dave and busters or something who cares about em. Washington is total kino.

Outside the distribution range of cockroaches, lyme disease, that brain eating river amoeba, tornadoes, hurricanes, indian people, wild hogs, weird internet people IRL. Everything unpleasant in life is somewhere else (except canadian tourists. don't drive in roundabouts with em)

Western America still has some of the old Gold Rush appeal, of being a place not yet fully settled and where you can become rich beyond your wildest dreams. It also has the pristine wildernesses and woodlands, and in California there's the beautiful modernist villas dotted in the mountains.

Americans on /int/ tell me it's just a pozzed shithole though so I'll stick to my dream of moving to Tennessee and amassing a harem of fatties

>>212700134
They are the reason it has no soul, thoughever. All PNW soul is due to environment, not humans, whereas WV has soul due to humans AND environment.

>>212700306
could a white boy from missouri find happiness in a cabin out there?

>>212700537
You have never been to west virginia

>>212700649
I was raised in Eastern Kentucky which has even more poverty than West Virginia and have been to West Virginia many times in my life.

You are retarded.

>>212700557
play up the accent a little and join a climbing gym and it will be like shooting pussy in a barrel. Yes. central and eastern washington still respect the all-american white boy personality.

>>212698045 (OP)
Reminds me of home.

>>212700705
Why lie about something so stupid

>>212698045 (OP)
I live in Federal Way but I own some property in rural ass Snohomish county, it's a lakehouse somewhere around here

>>212700784
See >>212700705
>You are retarded.
Why would I lie about where I and my family has been from for literally 200+ years now lmfao?

>>212698138
incredibly boring if you don’t like wet forests. if that’s you’re thing it’s paradise. The PNW has little material culture outside of outdoorsmanship.

>>212700832
bro why u doxxing yourself

>>212700776
>>212700806
comfy and very pnw coded, i agree. it’s surprising few scandis settled here, it was largely anglo migration out here. almost every white person i know is of british descent

>>212700927
I don't live there and don't even go there that often so I don't care

>>212700927
He lives in a very "banjo music" part of the west side. Any poor lil anon boi who goes into those woods is at an awful disadvantage. Sultan and Startup in the top right are half meth-towns already, let alone innawoods nearby.

>>212700838
Because you're a suburb kid and a pol retard that thinks muh appalachia is soulful because its mostly white. Its not soulful over here unless you think poverty drug abuse and child molestation are based and trad. Which you probably do because youre a dumbass brown guy from florida.

>>212701004
Okay retard. I won't entertain your faggotry until you tell me what the difference between a hard shell or soft shell Baptist and what the word yuns means.

>>212700986
See >>212700974
Every time I go up there though it seems chill, I don't see what's so bad about it

>>212701031
nta but we say “yuns” out here in small town MO

>>212701004
>over here
why are you pretending to be from west virginia when you obviously arent? did the pnw comment really piss you off that much lmao

>>212700936
Seems like most Scandis just went up north and stayed there in/near Minnesota.
But yeah I love wet, rainy and gloomy places.

>>212701114
Its an Upland South thing in particular, its said outside of Appalachia too mainly in the non-Appalachian areas of Kentucky, Tennessee & the Piedmont in Virginia-Carolina. So I'm not surprised to hear its a thing in MO either, given the settlement patterns of Missouri's early history.

However "y'all" supplanted it outside of much of Southern Appalachia sadly.

>>212701120
You could just stop posting now that youve been exposed. This isnt reddit people cant look at your post history to see how dumb and brown you are.

>>212700927
are you gonna go suck his dick now?

>>212701186
Respond to >>212701031 PNW suburb kid.

>>212698245
>d then you live in it and it's dark and rainy from november-march
GOOD!
I'm fucking sick and tired of the sun! The white man wasn't supposed to live in sunshine, everyone I know over the age of 40 has already had skin cancer in some way or other.
Fuck sweating, fuck UV Rays, fuck burning my cornea everytime I look outside without sunglasses and fuck having to use A/C which dries out my throat and nostrils

>>212701176
>However "y'all" supplanted it outside of much of Southern Appalachia sadly.
same thing’s happening here sadly. i use em both interchangeably. fortunately once “y’all” became co-opted by the queer online left, a lot of younger folks moved away from saying it as often, i noticed it cause i was the same

>>212701176
By the way shit like this is how I know you are a homosexual. It isnt the fuckin 1800s and we have the internet here. Nobody talks like your meme imaginary hollerdweller. Were only twenty years behind the rest of the country.

>>212698766
Georgetown is technically in the District of Columbia, Washington is a state on the other side of the US which confusingly has nothing to do with the capital city

>>212701289
If you have never heard someone say yuns before or think its "hollerdweller" speech then you really aren't from West Virginia lmfao. Holy shit why are you LARPing this much? Its okay to be from the PNW, Bryce.

>>212698138
They weren't got no sun except Summer. Here's a photo of a hike I did up Washington way thoughever.

>>212701270
Yeah y'all got ruined by internet weirdos for some reason. Growing up I heard yuns more than y'all but definitely heard both said.

>>212698386
Becoming a drug addict homeless schizo is just the natural result of the FAVSTIAN SPIRIT of the White man.

>>212701355
I live fifteen minutes out of Ravenswood you fudge packer, nobody says you uns and you're fucking stupid enough to think nobody could figure that out that without being from appalachia maybe you are a product of our retard factory education system

Seattle suburb

>>212701454
You aren't from West Virginia if you haven't heard yuns before lmfao, 100%. You've been so thoroughly exposed at this point that its hilarious. Get that town name from a Soft White Underbelly interview or something? I'm from Elliot County, KY, with family in Hazard in Perry County KY and Ashland in Boyd County KY. And cousins in Wayne County WV and Huntington WV.

The only way I'd believe you're from WV at this point is if "Ravenswood" is in the Northern Panhandle or something since that's just Pennsylvania and not actually West Virginia.

the people and laws suck tho

>>212700649
Nta but I’ve been to WV and can confirm that it does indeed have soul

>>212701686
This guy isn't from WV. He's from the PNW, or MAYBE eastern Ohio at best.

>>212701575
Ravenswood is a city of 4000 people and you pretty much have to drive through it if you're coming in from ohio. It isnt some out of the way run down farming community like in your hot dog ads lol

>>212701501
i’m VGHing as we speak
i’m gonna watch The Goonies tonight just to fill this aesthetic hole in my heart

>>212701734
That's significantly smaller and less urban than Huntington and I've heard yuns said in Huntington a million times. So much for "hollerspeak".

Seriously is Ravenswood in the panhandle? I'll cut you some slack if it is since, as I said, that's not culturally West Virginia.

>>212701686
Yeah for about a week it has soul because you have money and probably are camping not interacting with west virginians.

>>212701785
Nta but you're right. I'm from Charleston and yuns is said in WV. Idk what the other guy is on about, maybe he's a transplant whose angry that he moved to a shithole or something.

>>212701785
>IS THE CITY ON THE OHIO BORDER IN THE PANHANDLE???
LMAO ok. I believe you now. only west by god virginia could so thoroughly fail a developing mind jesus christ

>thread taken over by appalachians

this is genocide

>>212701869
The panhandle borders ohio you geographically illiterate mong.
Also,
>4,000 people
>City
Pick one

>>212701811
Interacting with the locals is what made me really like the state. They’re very friendly and tolerant to outsiders and not in a fake and gay way like the north or coasts. And I’m saying this as an Asian guy.

>appalachians enter thread
>immediately start feuding with each other
The stereotypes were right.

>>212701916
Anon dearheart the panhandle of west virginia is the long sticky-outy bit on the east side it is nowhere near ohio.

>>212701988
Hey ravenstard, learn to read, I said the NORTHERN panhandle which is the long bit that sticks up on the western side of WV and is surrounded by Ohio and Pennsylvania.

You REALLY arent' from west virginia if you dont know this. Especially western West Virginia like youre claiming. Stop google mapping places to name drop you freak mong.

>>212701951
Pay no mind to him. He's a PNW suburb kid who watched a few exploitation interviews on soft white underbelly and google mapped a random town. He got pissed off about a joke comment someone made about the PNW which is what started his autistic screed.

>>212702043
>The panhandle borders ohio you geographically illiterate mong.
Must be using that new invisible font I guess

>>212702215
>The only way I'd believe you're from WV at this point is if "Ravenswood" is in the Northern Panhandle or something since that's just Pennsylvania and not actually West Virginia
Its called context, here was the start of the use of the word "panhandle" in the conversation. If you're going to LARP like you're from somewhere at least read some things about it first.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_panhandle_of_West_Virginia

>>212702273
You're the interstate asshole that never heard of an arterial city and thinks we talk like cartoon characters. sorry when i hear panhandle in relation to wv i don't think of fuckin moundsville.

>>212702407
>4,000
>arterial city
Nigger no one outside of ravenswood has heard of ravenswood. The arterial cities on the Ohio River are Huntington and Parkersburg. Ravenswood is at best a bedroom community for one of those, given its geographic location.

You didn't know what the northern panhandle is, didn't know what yuns, something said in large cities in WV which has been backed up by other anons here, couldn't tell me what a soft shell or hard shell baptist is; its so obvious you aren't from WV at this point. Its impressive how dedicated you are to the LARP, though, I'll give you that.

>>212702503
So arterial as in artery like that thing your stepdad has thats clogged. It means that its a main thruway for traffic not that the city itself is big. theres only like three million people in the whole state bubby. Also theres like ten churches for every five people and i'm not religious. So whatever shade of snake shakers you're babbling about is a distinction lost on me. I'll guess and say a hard shell baptist believes you should hit your wife with the back of the hand and a soft shell says you should use the palm. I really couldn't care less about that.

>>212702645
Stop projecting the shame of your insurance denying coverage for ozempic onto me, fatty. There's 1 million people bub. Not 3. I'm not religious either but I can tell you the difference at least because everyone and their grandmother in eastern kentucky/west virginia is some form of evangelical baptist or methodist. You only get anything different when you head up north of Parkersburg.

I'll give you one last chance to prove you're really from West Virginia since you've failed every time so far; what kind of bean is a soup bean?

>>212702771
It took you that long to google that huh.

>>212702812
>Still can't give an answer
What do you gain out of LARPing? Just attention?

>>212702840
>I'm from WV and live there currently and it isn't really like the cartoon version you think it is
>Duh well let me test you by asking you a bunch of shit you'd read on a truck stop pamphlet
We just call them pinto beans because that's what they're called, I'm not my cousin's husband and I don't own a banjo either sorry

I know olympic peninsula from pacific drive, really cosy
I admit I'm jealous of american nature (but don't say it though)

>>212703025
Took you long enough to google that didn't you?
Kentucky 1 WV 0 once again

>>212703194
Why in the hell would I know what you ignorant fucks over in kentucky call pinto beans

>>212703240
Its called soup beans in wv too, at least in huntington & Wayne/cabell county and they're not just pinto beans lol. They can be though.

Ah shit, how did I get back here?
>drives back towards Bellevue

>>212698045 (OP)
>>212700306
Based. Life feels like a Thomas Kinkade painting in rural areas. Seattle was a mistake

>>212700878
I fucking love rainforests

>>212698045 (OP)
looks comfy as fuck, I'm taking a trip there soon

>>212700936
Norwegian fishermen settled in and around Seattle

Nobody cares you moonshining hicks this thread is about the PNW go fuck off

>>212701501
I always assumed that pic was in Maine or New Hampshire or something

>>212705316
It's hard to explain how or why, but it definitely has a PNW feel to it. If you're familiar with New England and the Pacific Northwest you can usually pick it up based on the trees and shit
>t. Former Massachusetts resident

>>212705509
The PNW also attracted a lot of New England settlers. Lots of people don't know this but prior to the influx of later immigrants, the earliest residents of California were mainly Southerners; the California Rebellion was started by a Kentuckian under orders by the then sitting U.S president who was a Tennesseean.

>>212705989
earliest white American residents I should say, obviously prior to that it was mainly injuns & latinos lol.

>>212698255
is this Twin Peaks?

>>212698045 (OP)
immediately go for a cup of coffee

>>212701172
i can handle wet, rainy and gloomy if i'm left the fuck alone, i have something hot to drink at home and the terrain isn't too bad
nothing worse than stumbling and slipping on a fucking mountain while you're cold and soaking wet and you have 2 hours left to go

>>212698245
I would take 10 months of gloomy rain over the snow bullshit the rest of the country gets.

>>212698766
>A lot of conservative politicians in South Korea graduated from Georgetown University. But I don't know why.
It's the oldest Catholic college in the US.

>>212706757
there was a fish in the percolator

>>212698045 (OP)
Never been to Washington state, but I assume that even the tiniest rural town has rainbow flags everywhere by mandate. That part of the country is taken over by faggotry

>>212707782
Only the major cities are left-wing, like most states in the USA. Oregon and Washington don't win elections for Democrats by giant margins. Usually only 5-10%.

>>212698255
I want to kill myself that I did not grow up there.

>>212708193
Did you know that there are gay conservatards

A lot of these pictures could also be anywhere in Maine except we have the benefit of sunny weather a lot of the time

>>212698045 (OP)
My gf is from there. Every woman from there is as far as I can tell either quirk chungus or some variant of that blue haired girl from life is strange.

>>212700776
I love Swedish. It's like exactly what everyone thinks a general funny Euro language sounds like.

>Hållo myn näm Skvön ig haavn du gœng pjooperskäka, vjaer is du pjoopenfärterööm?

>>212701501
Real comfy pics in the 'sburbs