Thread 212699286

Catberg 'dish

>>212699286 (OP)
get him OUT of the shop he is NOT ALLOWED

I honestly don't see the point in putting herself through all that work for nothing. She doesn't seem to have any set plans for her future as a career. I have never heard her even mention what she might like to do. She was exhausted from her cushy part time job as an Assistant Librarian in her old school. She obviously could never handle a full-time job in any situation. Her Masters was a waste of time and she was so stressed during and after. These days it seems she can't even go to a family gathering or a trip without panic attacks and having to withdraw from everyone so she can have a crying fit. The only things she should be doing now is going to therapy and getting a grasp on her mental health, possible autism, ED, inability to grow up. Then start working on those every day things, like learning to drive, working a normal job, full time, leaving social media, stop with the twirling and imitating other people, whether they are real or characters in a book. In other words, grow up. Adulting is hard enough. If you have a train of problems following you, it is basically impossible until you address them. No one is impressed that she attended Oxford. She isn't using the degree, so it basically a joke. She can't even get a book written, in spite of the years off of not doing anything else. The woman still hasn't distinguished a candle from a candlestick.

Here forehead makes her a 4

Miaow

seen a man who looked like robert baratheon
wish i could look like that

katzen ausgabe

mum's served up a massive roast arse again. told her it was too hot for that but she wasn't having it

ooooh

>>212699349
>ignores her sausage fingers

gonna sign rorke up for his birthday

An 18-month custodial sentence, suspended for two years, was handed down to Gathercole. He was also mandated to complete 15 days of Rehabilitation Activity Requirement.

Can’t protect ya kids in this country

teehee he's going to delete it like he made a mistake lol!

I honestly don't see the point in putting herself through all that work for nothing. She doesn't seem to have any set plans for her future as a career. I have never heard her even mention what she might like to do. She was exhausted from her cushy part time job as an Assistant Librarian in her old school. She obviously could never handle a full-time job in any situation. Her Masters was a waste of time and she was so stressed during and after. These days it seems she can't even go to a family gathering or a trip without panic attacks and having to withdraw from everyone so she can have a crying fit. The only things she should be doing now is going to therapy and getting a grasp on her mental health, possible autism, ED, inability to grow up. Then start working on those every day things, like learning to drive, working a normal job, full time, leaving social media, stop with the twirling and imitating other people, whether they are real or characters in a book. In other words, grow up. Adulting is hard enough. If you have a train of problems following you, it is basically impossible until you address them. No one is impressed that she attended Oxford. She isn't using the degree, so it basically a joke. She can't even get a book written, in spite of the years off of not doing anything else. The woman still hasn't distinguished a candle from a candlestick.

>>212699377
Roobs has pretty fingies

>>212699395
What a self-absorbed weirdo he is!

You're so very predictable you massive bender x

all these lengthy spaffhanded posts that you thought were just too good for the old thread you little smelly cunts

pay attention to me

>>212699395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Wf7Or-Q5Q

what's the new meta on /brit/?

>>212699448
what a grotty old tart lol

Any other Nordicist socialists in?

Puzzletoil

>>212699390
and what of the man exposing himself? given a medal by the LGBTQIA+ nonce society no doubt

>>212699390
well no shit what do you expect he fractured his skull, unless he was physically attacking you you won’t get away with that

>>212699447
YEAH?
*jabs you with a stick*
YEAH? YOU FUCKING LIKE THAT?
*spits on your t-shirt(

>>212699448
+1 to my carlys count

horse

mad how much irish and scotch culture is just english culture they slapped their name on

Just watched 1917 for the first time. Quite enjoyed it. The church burning scene was my favourite

>>212699390
how did the coach get away with it
bet he just sparked out the judge

So this is Rourke

still have an extra ticket to see the beths at o2 academy bristol in september
unfortunately i have no friends

>>212699474
he was demonstrating to the kids what it means to be a trans-lesbian-bender-queer-puff so he was commended by the judge

Need the lips wrapped

>>212699475
Why do you rape?

>>212699396
Yeah but she owns houses and she's a landlord all from youtube lmao

Haters gonna hate, Roobs makes more than them by reading books and pretending to be hermoine granger

Salve lads

>>212699484
did she lose a lot of weight during covid you can't tell me pic related is the same person as the absolute fucking milf she is now

she got replaced by a wine aunt energy peng clone

>>212699501
Yeah like uh the uh yeah nothing

favourite roman emperor?

>>212699552
Interesting.

>>212699542
i'd go with you

>>212699554
damn shes not even that pretty
mad how starved for connection men are

>>212699567
'lve

Hei /brit/

The crazed argentinian-jewish polack known as bogdan/boggo or małpa or negleanon/hugo is spamming up our general on /int/ again and getting steamrolled.

Please bring some screencaps over if you have any >>212696430

might buy some £20 bluetooth earphones

>>212699586
asf

>it's mousey!
>it's diego!
>it's ziedy!
it's spaino and quentin. that's it. there's 10 people in this thread maximum.

>>212699465
She was like 28 when she was on canadian idol she just has "that face"

>>212699396
>possible autism
I won't lie I thought she would be diagnosed. She's a cookie cutter autistic woman

>>212699501
no but they say it in their accents
or their own language if you're scottish and you like to spell things phonetically

>>212699609
ok

>>212699475
It's absolutely moral to knock someone out exposing themselves to kids

mad that aussies live in the southern hampshire so they get sumner and wintry opposite from us

>>212699587
Julian, of course. Honourable mentions to Hadrian and Trajan.

>The Online Safety Act, which was passed in 2023, didn't tackle material that is harmful but legal for adults - not least because of an almighty row in the Conservative Party when they were in charge.

>Nor was it set up to tackle misinformation or hate, which MPs warned on Friday left serious holes in the new system designed to protect everyone.

there should just be one govt website and that's it. we can't risk the plebian masses reading the "wrong" information or saying a bad word.

>>212699582
she was very skinny when i saw her live in 2022 or 2023
she looked stunning

>>212699603
hello!
we already have a baffling amount of schizie wizzies ourselves, best of luck though

>>212699649
yep and when they poo they suck it up their arses instead of dropping it out into the toilet bowl

4pm in December. VGH.

>>212699567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uj8h4SCsnE&list=RD_uj8h4SCsnE&start_radio=1

>>212699609
don't know who any of those are

>>212699652
They fear they've lost control of the narrative.

>>212699554
her rich parents bought her the house
she doesn't need to work or do youtube at all

Feeling blackpilled and furious

>>212699609
don em

>>212699651
>I will ally with the Jews and defeat God
>God burns the Jews to death a kills him

Hmm

>>212699648
i don't know why people think this is a roman salute
its thumb is pointing outward, meaning its palm is up in a "give it to me" gesture

>>212699682
corr

>>212699682
Where?

300 litres of water used on the veg garden today

metnal

>>212699593
her audience is 15-25 year old women

>>212699663
she's the only case of a reverse wall I know of
mid bint transformed into an utterly absurd fit mature aunt

asking chatGPT to make major life descisions for me
how did it come to this

>>212699734
because it's funnier to think he's throwing romans

Watching the Oswald Mosley: Europeans documentary

>>212699728
Julian aimed to restore the classical polytheism of Rome.

>>212699756
oh OK good

>>212699554
Is that a real image, she's making the Farage laugh face

.

The Science, Innovation and Technology Committee, which investigated the law in the wake of the Southport riots, said internet users were being exposed to large volumes of harmful and misleading content "which can deceive, damage mental health, normalise extremist views, undermine democracy, and fuel violence".

>>212699739
My arse

>>212699763
weird
i dont find her sexually appealing in the slightest

>>212699734
stop ignoring me on steam you rancid swine

Decided to listen to the album Outlandos D'Amour by The Police

What would you do if you walked into the supermarket and saw this?

>>212699777
Based

>>212699587
nero

>>212699701
Not a religious man in the slightest but something deep within my soul calls out to me when I hear this sort of stuff. Maybe I was a monk or templar or something in a past life 700 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWbRZOK8FQ

can't be doing with it

>>212699789
>(19F)

>>212699811
I'm ziedbelg, not actually, so id immediately go onto Brit and post about naked black men

the 5 inch bwc is so warm

>>212699777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py6tq1_TrYk

>>212699811
I'd be invisible to them, so I would do nothing and just continue my incel food shopping

>>212699677
Thank you

4 inch SWC

>dude, cody, what if you were in walmart and you saw two hot girls
>bro i'd be like hey what's up how are you
>wanna get in my truck we can go drink some tallboys down by the creek

sucking a fe, starter can't stop me

>>212699845
Yes Timmy this is a fully biological woman with a working womb
a womban so to speak

>>212699851
>>212699884
I'm almost both of you put together

>>212699791
It's telling how much they want to clamp down on the internet.

When you let people have free speech it turns out they don't support liberal gay race totalitarian.

Click the play button for a surprise ▶

Im a proud owner of a BWC

>>212699496
daughters of the ancient steppe~

>>212699906
He's done them tbf

гoгкe

>>212699844
Ever shove it up your arse?

pink ribbon wrapped around~

saw so much biomass today

Might get back into singing

https://voca.ro/1cikGX6NesU1
An acapella cover of I'm Lost Without You by Blink 182.

wish i could pinpoint the exact moment or series of events in my life that turned me into such a massive bitch

>>212699898
Good for them

>>212699945
What's the solution?

>>212699844
that's a nice ruler
bit of an odd choice of scale though, ending at 30 celsius. how far into the negative does it go? and why is there a snowflake on the warm end?

what kind of guitar do you play? if you have more than one which is your favourite?

>>212699948
you are severely mentally ill

>>212699967
air

>>212699925
Gogke

>>212699898
I cannot understand this
I just cant
What the fuck

>>212699999
ummy

>>212699960
-20F -30C
dunno

>>212699948
Not a word

>>212699952
Mine was my mum stopping me going out to play with friends or when I first got marked as an outcast by being prescribed glasses as a child

>>212699948
Wow. This is actually decent I'm impressed

Will you do a karaoke version of Be Nice To Me by Bladee?

Love you x

>>212699967
strat

why are physically and mentally weak women allowed to be police officers?

>>212700034
DEI bolloks

>>212700034
Chud it was your duty to protect this police officer

>>212700034
Next time skip the fluff and ask why women are allowed to be police officers

Hot weather and lots of brown people speaking foreign languages

Southend truly is the the new Islamabad

>>212700020
>Mine was my mum stopping me going out to play with friends
My mum did this too. Really stunted my social development

>>212700022
I don't the song

>>212699967
jaguar
wish i'd got a jazzmaster instead

Anyone remember karaokelad?

>>212699858
Kek they really hammed up the Jews stuff didn't they
Not bad acting but once you've heard a real Mosely speech nothing can compare

Congratulated a fat chick on the baby

fuck the police coming straight from the underground

The incels rambling again about how their mum telling them to do their homework is the reason they are 30 year old virgins

>>212700034
next time skip the fluff and say "women being physically harmed excites me please talk to me about it"

>>212700083
>I don't the song
just try the karoke your voice will carry x

>>212700091
https://voca.ro/1mMcRMFs9aHw

>>212699933
used to do this for the discord bf

rawrke xD

>>212700139
omg is it you? x

that's leafs on the filter
why are they so fucking shit at posting

>>212700120
not arousing, just a truly pathetic sight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX_4GxbEkkk

Love island is a spiritually and aesthetically second world TV show. something that would be on in your hotel room white in Bulgaria or South Africa.

>>212700120
done that evil incel freak

روكي

>>212700147
actual boyslut

>>212700166
no, I fear he topped himself :c

>>212699567
caecilius est in horto

walked past a council house on my way to the shop
looked half abandoned
4 jeets there, digging up the ground
doing something

wanking to emma stone's limbal rings

>>212700144
slaves, slaves everywhere

tranananananana nees nees

罗克

>>212700054
*ahem*
nth for the holodem

Harry Potter is a complete fucking Timmy
>First lass he fancied is Chinese (fit albeit)
>Was gonna get a black ting's number
>Lets himself get pushed around constantly despite LITERALLY being the chosen one
>NEVER takes advantage of any of the fit poontang at Hogwarts
Was he a fucking retard?

Mad how I want to ram my nose into her asshole and lick her fanny clean

https://vocaroo.com/1iyJQ2ScsKuV

rate x

>>212699933
Mine looks great btw.

>>212700064
if a woman could beat me up i think she's well qualified to be a wpc

>>212700237
not that mad. any straight man would

leftypol spending his PIP on jelllycats

wonder what umposter is up to x

>>212700235
Rope

>>212700200
they were doing their best to live their lives while we hurtle through space on a giant rock, not so different from you and I my hateful little gammon friend

>>212700188
ktim

Buff burly transgender police officers

>>212700264
Reckon literally anybody could snap you like a twig you smelly little rodent

>>212700237
she literally isn't real sorry pal

Why does fanny always taste so foul?

“Britain has never been polite when pushed too far.

We don’t write poetry about submission, we write history in rebellion.

When lords overtaxed us in 1381, we marched.

When kings tried to crush liberty in 1642, we fought.

When Parliament mocked the working man, we demanded a vote with our boots, not our begging.

And when the world tried to bury us in 1940, ordinary men launched fishing boats into war.

This island doesn’t run on political correctness, it runs on defiance.

But today? We pay to be spied on.

We’re arrested for tweets, we whisper truths in private like criminals and actual criminals get lighter sentences than patriots.

They forgot what country they’re playing with, Britain is a powder keg.

I see an opportunity for us to make history again and be the people who fought, when we nearly lost it all.

We aren’t going to let that happen are we?”

>>212700276
on the rum and cokes getting increasingly drunk and ... horny
x

Just today learned that Gangster's Paradise is a heavily interpolated version of a Stevie Wonder song

i'd never assist the police

bodied those whores

Interesting how the best song of the entire game is also the first one you hear in game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNW9TAwImBY

>>212700034
Wonder how many people are happy seeing this. Chuds love it, Ngubus love it, anyone who has been on the wrong side of a female cop loves it.

Also lol at them complaining that nobody intervened, they've spent decades telling the public never to intervene and let the police do their job.

hate this country, what a dump, planning my exit

Just today learned that Amish Paradise is a heavily interpolated version of a Stevie Wonder song

>>212700300
don't see how that's relevant

https://perchance.org/imgurimages

Bring something back

>>212700403
how did they record the song if they cant use technology?

>>212700237
I am formally requesting sauce

>591,072 live births in England and Wales
>35.8% of all live births in England and Wales had either one or both parents who were non-UK-born

>2023 - Net immigration rates - 860,000.
>2023 - 124,482 asylum seekers granted settlement
>2023 - Total 984,482


>984,482 net immigration
>400,000 "British births"

>the Pew Research Center estimated that there were between 800,000-1.2 million unauthorized immigrants in Britain

>7.2 million people on Universal Credit
>3,515,000 receive Personal Independence Payment (PIP)
>23% of working age adults are disabled
>Number of people receiving the State Pension increased by 1.6% to 13 million
>Age dependency ratio (% of working-age population) in United Kingdom was reported at 57.85 %


>In England the average house price was £275,000 in the financial year ending (FYE) 2022, and the average annual disposable household income was £33,000, equivalent to a ratio of 8.4 years of income.


>Median salary in 2008 - £25,200
>Median salary in 2025 - £31,602

>Average cost of pint of lager in 2008 - £2.80
>Average cost of pint of lager in 2025 - £6.16

>Average cost of fish and chips in 2008 - £2.43
>Average cost of fish and chips in 2025 - £10.88

>>212700403
sc

>>212700235
harry could've laid pipe easily with ching chong, the black waitress, luna, or even hermione
was he gay?

>>212700371
IIRC both those wrestlers are dead

>>212700413
now that's what i call john mcafee

horse game has well and truly gotten its talons tucked into my skin
not even that keen on anime

>>212700371
some good selling

viktor krum could've easily laid pipe with the chinese fireball, ooouh

>>212700366
Most of the beats to Dr Dre / 2 pac and Biggie Smalls music is samples from white artists from decades earlier.
The more you learn the more you realize that the whole genre of rap music is fraudulent theft from whitey

wonder if brotherberg is still here, if so i wont be able to go for an incel drive

>>212700438
where can I go that has no biomass and no welfare state?

>>212700365
not long before the lewd thoughts kick in x

>>212700366
Which one?

There's only truly 5 original songs tbf. Everything else samples, interpolates, or remixes.

>>212700467
based

>>212700498
oh hun that ship has sailed

>>212700449
Must have been. God knows I'd be shagging

*cups my clammy hand around your cheek*

>>212700433
No clue m8 ripped it from 4chan. Get tay searchin!

>>212700502
pastime paradise

>>212700511
and those songs are?

>>212700502
Pastime Paradise

>>212700433
zooe moore use reverse image search filthy troglodyte

gay monkey xD

>>212700438
>400,000 births from 2 British parents per year
>Import 1 million immigrants per year
Not racist but dont think this is a good idea

Don't ask why but I'm reading the Chuckle Brothers' Wikipedia page

>>212700525
um

colleague from phillipines would be fit as fuck in a skirt

>>212700560
integration monke

>>212700547
Only know superstition and isn't she lovely me.

having a think about it and I reckon I might top myself

>>212700544
Alice DeeJay - Better Off Alone
Vivaldi - Winter
Aphex Twin - Polynomial C
Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi
Brian Eno - 1/1

New creature has formed in the hutch

>>212700139
https://vocaroo.com/11QZFqhpjrNT

i got opps in aew

>>212700645
omg !! <3

>>212700589
Get his arse shagged then mate

>>212700651
love it

Dunno how sober people do it. I'm so bored.

>>212700645
unalive the vermin

>>212700636
there's The Winstons - Amen, Brother as well. so 6 original songs.

>>212700676
he's straight and married

>>212700692
hello drinkwanker
what's habitual drinking like then

>>212700692
literally wouldnt be sober a day of my life if l could

>>212700645
nice

For me?
It’s EliteTV

>>212700651
smreanbing

>>212700692
drinking is shite but I'm getting morphine soon so wahey

>>212700707
Good. I also take drugs.

>>212700711
I don't see whats holding you back from this goal?

>>212700692
A lot of Gen-Z are actually "Involuntarily Sober" (Insober) because they don't have any friends and have too much anxiety to order a drink at a bar.

>>212700692
they spend time with loved ones

>>212700651
mongy accent

>>212700438
blows my mind when Americans complains about getting mexicans, britain would be paradise if we got 10 million latinos instead of 10 million pakis/nigerians, it's mad we basically imported millions of muslim NEETs

>>212700702
What's weird about this is my coworker is also Filipino, married to a very hot looking Filipina, and she left him and took the kids because she found out he's bent.

>>212700763
no one loves me

>>212700781
trip on sir keir

>>212700750
would you recommend habitual drinking to a genetic deadend like myself? don't really have much going on or have any responsibilities or anything to spend my money on

>>212700779
BOSH BOSH ZHOOM ZHOOM WALLOP DOSH

>>212700651
how did you add the music
in context his original parformance wasn't that bad

>>212700781
Doesn't work that way irl. Latinos spew trash and garbage everywhere, and have a dumb nig tier culture of gangs and trying to prove machismo. Plus they're seething manlets that feel the need to compete with me as a tall white man when I'm not even thinking about them.

>>212700779
WHOP YA WOD
WHOP YA WOD
WHOP YA WOD ON THE CAHNTAH

>>212700748
corr give us some morphine lad it lovely
no idea how you managed to get a dr to give it

>>212700755
surely they could just get booze and drugs delivered

>>212700763
what about after and their loved ones have depressed them

Never stood a chance

>>212700781
Guy on the right is Anglo as fuck
None of them look particularly Mexican, could be Portuguese or Spanish

Bad news lads. It's Rorke...
He's been done

Love Anna de Ville so much

>>212700831
>download the vocaroo
>download an mp3 of the original song
>open audacity
>open the vocaroo file
>import track
>click mp3 of the original song
>shift the track of the original song until it's in time with the vocaroo
>export as mp3
>upload to vocaroo

>>212700810
find your drug of choice
if thats drink so be it

done my wollocks in on the sun lounger

>>212700847
>no idea how you managed to get a dr to give it
mate's gf had a fall and went to hospital and got given it but she doesn't like it/too strong so I'm buying it off her for cheap

>>212700781
we could have just got a bunch of chinamen

might go for a night walk

>>212700862
>
is that asmongold

>>212700896
don't know where I would source drugs that are not readily available in brick & mortar shops

When posters come in they should treat the thread like a Royal Rumble and try to impress everyone immediately
Coming in with blogposts (ALWAYS dull) ruins the general

>>212700836
you dont know pakis/nigs form gangs in the UK?
they do

>>212700781
>10 million latinos
No it wouldnt we actually have British people doing tradie jobs. We arent lazy like americans

Got my inhaler out
I have asthma you see

>>212700781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

mad how ozzy osbourne watched his guitarists smashed corpse burn

So, tell me... Is this "Rorke" in the room with us right now?

glad the insects are dying honestly

>>212700244
scrmighl/10

mad how nobody had the heart to tell me how much of an arrogant retarded little shit I was from the day I was born to today

got no mates
got nothing

>>212701041
you will always have monke

>>212701041
*gives you a hug*

>>212701002
he spends all day in his underwear on that chit chat room

>>212700467
basado

>>212701066
wish i had a monke mate

>>212700910
you lucky bastard, enjoy
not got my grubby hands on morphine for 3 and a half long years

>>212700929
darknet websites or ill keep the thread open after everyone moves to the new and ask me for a link for basic pharma stuff

Boomer granddad is listening to TV adverts on full blast

>>212701074
i'm perhaps the cretin that is least deserving of a hug you could ever imagine so you can fuck off with that

>>212701002
Yea, and he's been done. Battered, they said. I seen him with my own fuckin eyes, bleeding out of his nose. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

>>212701112
no wonder you've got no mates. The poor lad was offering his friendship there and you've turned him away. vile little CUNT

>>212701108
nobody cares spainnonce

smoking some weed at a last-ditch effort to not eat any (more) bread, but I had 2 slices, and maybe should not have
had 1L of orange juice and energy drink (suga and caffeine!) for dinner and went into mental status on a walk and ended up not being hungy. but apparently that "walked full" feeling doesnt happen when you go jog a couple of times in the walk
and I think it will probably work fine to eat sugar before then carbs (bread)/after the walk when my body will probably use up the carbs to stop the hunger pangs

whether I eat all of the bread today/tomorrow I am still up on the food budget for yesterday, when I spent £8 instead of £6

How can literally anyone deny the wrong side won WW2?

>>212701164
please be careful x
you make us worry

>>212701164
bruh weed is just going to make you hungry

>>212701112
Wrong.

How did Tolkien know all that stuff happened? Who told him?

>>212701040
ktim

imagine people dont cheat and there can be trust in a relationship for her to say I should be in bed for 10PM. more like, or more normal I need gf who goes to sleep with me to wake me up the morning after

>>212701130
Whatever happened to.... 190? the strong, silent type

>>212701144
xx

>>212700941
Yes but they are weaklings that you could easily beat one on one in a fight. They're cowards. My real life neighbors are Bloods and Nortenos, some are alright but the bad ones are absolute subhuman filth. They get free rent, section 8 as it's called which enabled them to move to any decent neighborhood in California and set up selling drugs and running prostitutes.

>>212701246
>>212701246
>>212701246
New

forgot
>muh munchies
grow up
>>212701213
nice tummy

>>212701228
imagine typing a comprehensible post
couldn't be you

>>212701215
Gandledor

>>212701271
Without looking it up I believe this.

it's fake mousenonce dtfic and spaintwat you spend your entire life here and can't recognise basic patterns or acting what is your actual point

>>212701255
i could beat any in a 1v1 but wogs never fight 1v1