Thread 212702789

arse edish

Europeans are tougher and more manly than ameriweenies

>>212702789 (OP)
its upsetti!
nice thighs

choon innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO2uRE4p-JM

>>212702762
Do you have a job?

alri

In

>>212702837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IArfxSSI9cU

ate 5k calories today lads. this week is not looking good...

WOW COOL, SCREENSHOTS

>>212702842
Yes but it’s not consistent

>>212702857
Is this ai, why are they all wearing gym gear?

>>212702887
Yes it's ai

In this life you either fight or die
There is no third option

>>212702887
Puzzling

>>212702789 (OP)
New zelder

no tashas

*abducts you*

Sammy Thighs subedism

>>212702902
i died a long time ago

>>212702857
In
Housed
Raped
Pregnant
Deported

>>212702877
Where abouts you live?

>>212702931
NW wales

>>212702924
no one cares about this fat old retard

:3

Bros I just can’t believe the white billionaire man connected to all of America’s political elite doesn’t want to release the list.

>>212702908
Actually his name is Link.
Zelda is the name of the female princess.

>>212702930
ITO

computer, post

Haha.

Wish I could go out and meet women but I currently have no friends to go out with.

>>212702950
this is some horrible bait spainfat

>>212702857
manlet lads we got filtered again

>>212702943
but enough about your mother

>>212702943
don't be so bloody rude.

>>212702676
About 35. My reasoning:
>I've spent the vast majority of my life single and I'm now used to it
>100% of my free time is mine. I've got used to that. I'd probably react badly to having to share my free time with another person now.
>If I got with anyone the conversation would inevitably turn to previous relationships. 99.99% of women would red flag the fuck out on someone with my sort of track record, so why bother.
I've made my peace with it, and I'm genuinely happy now. I'll happily collect any >cope posts you wish to send my way.

>>212702908
shes cute

>>212702973
Get the apps downloaded

Don't understand the spaino identification algorithms
To the layman it seems like "everyone i don't like"

>>212702973
go on your own

>>212702973
And the older you get the hard it is to make friends. Past 25 it’s practically impossible

You are an illegal immigrant.

>>212702993
that bloke on the left is a bloke!

>>212702973
same, but i think even with friends i'd have no luck. i would just stand in the corner like a true spastic

>>212702973
find a reason to go outside and go do it daily, also, if its a weird hobby or bicycling or jogging, choose one or the other to do it at like a park or road (to the park) and get changed at the park or at home if its something cringe or bicycling or yoga

>>212702993
He doesn't know

>>212702996
>become a humiliation ritual for women to mock and ignore

>>212703016
>M

link from botw in the gerudo outfit could get it

>>212702991
i just feel sad for you because you deserved better anon

>>212703020
>>212703032
you what?

>>212702998
Agree with you, I've been called heathermong and spaino for posting tashas

Delete...

>>212703016
>M

>>212703016
>>212703020
>>212703032
lmao try not to break your spaffy keyboards lads

>>212703027
and how will this help with meeting women

>>212702951
Exactly. Fucking exactly. Post the one where she's sat on a chair and has a HUGE arse

Would you rather live in Cape Town, South Africa or Detroit, Michigan.

>>212702940
Move to Scouseland, Dublin or Manchester

>>212703069
how is this even a question

going to do a po-

link mentioned

>>212703060
because you will be outside

>>212702998
>>212703047
If you read The Protocols of the Elders of /brit/ you'd be able to identify him

>>212703016
>M

>>212702948
we heard you the first time, Himey

>>212703042
innit

-

>>212703069
detroit
i've been to cape town, it's full of nignogs

>>212703089
i'm outside 3-4 times a week and have been doing it consistenly for almost 2 years and i haven't met anyone

>>212703016
I would fuck her in her arsehole til my cock spurts cum in her arsehole

>>212703087
um

what should I do if I feel like this every day
https://youtu.be/822KO8dPs0M

>>212703071
For what reason

>>212703091
dtfi

>>212703124
Relax

Stop bloody...

>>212703091
of course you are a yank

>>212703115
sorry your parents didn't limit your internet access growing up

It's link boys

>>212703111
:(
I would change how I approach it last year, or tomorrow! or today!!

>>212703124
isn't that the default for russians?

just did a ktim at this

>>212703111
Thanks for posting mate, this gives me confidence in not doing anything at all

>>212703151
bloke in a dress v a video game character

If you are my bitch???

>>212703038
Ive had success with them
Im no male model either
Just put yourself out there and eventually a woman will take an interest in you

>>212703124
watch films loveless and leviathan

then some tarkovsky

>>212703168
Bet you’re fat and bald and 29

>>212703111
I recommend watching kurt caz videos and then going outside
look at how he strikes conversation with women effortlessly

>>212703163
>>212703128
>>212703092
>>212703054
hello are you having a good time? x

>>212703168
this is mousey 10 years younger !!

>>212703095
cute who's this ? x

>>212703168
sex sex

Try....

>>212703069
Cape Town 100%

This is what my ideal gfbf person looks like..

>>212703043
Don't feel sad for me. I've seen enough of women to realise most of them are awful anyway.

>>212703186
it's different in muttland
here it's basically a death sentence to be a young white man who isn't a chad

>>212703195
>just become a handsome rich eceleb bro

where is bristolflagger

>>212702996
Don't work for me sadly.

>>212703003
I would seem too desperate on my own.

>>212703010
>>212703024
>>212703027
I theoretically have friends, but they either live nowehere near me, never respond or act like they are 80 and too old to do anything past 9pm.

Here.

>>212703222
thats humans in general you dolt

>>212703233
Discord friends do not count

>>212703200
>M
yes

Women make the ultimate sacrifice when they decide to get pregnant and give birth to a child
They loose a piece of themselves so that another life can come into this world.

Where is Fatcam????

sir theoretical friend

MEDS TAKEN (as directed)

Stop porn.

Business idea: Radical extremist Agnostic terrorism
Is there a God? We don't know and we'll kill anyone who claims they know one way or another!!

It gets better

>>212703230
he's not that handsome
he's just in shape
anyone here who is young, white, with at least average face, at least 5'10 can get in shape, dye their hair blonde like kurt and do what he does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5N9IHqqGcA
corrr 1990s Jennifer Connelly was something else

do any of you have a sideways pinky toes? Is it bad

Just caught a Wild Hisuian Zorua
(it was disguised as my buddy Pokemon)

You can't be a human.

>>212703233
>I would seem too desperate on my own.
no one cares nigga
stay locked away in your smelly childhood bedroom

How flexible are you men of brot

bristol redditflagger my little kitten ...

Yeah???

not enough faggots are getting killed these days

>>212703270
Hahaha mate you should have been a part of Monty Python!!

>>212702908
Literally the perfect casting, I don't care what chuds have to say. Would you rather it be Zendaya? Because realistically that's your only other option.

Genuinely think Chelsea win tomorrow

>>212703290
based I want one with a christmas hat

>>212703289
my pinky toe is diseased but otherwise normal

>>212703333
shut it you spastic yank cunt

2025 save me, please???

>>212703124
Move to a better country

>>212703290
grow up x

>>212703326
id mash u into dust yeh

>>212703352
he's got a point though

Just caught a Wild Hisuian Zorua
(it was disguised as my buddy Pokemon)

LGBTQ = PAEDO

>>212703125
Better job in a city close to North Wales

Rebel

The listening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wK8gOuRdP0

got headache

Poo on yanks

Stop

>>212703385
All I have is 3 GCSE’s

>>212703382
mental that these disgusting nonces are allowed to get away with obvious grooming of minors

here we go
here we go,
on a mission undercover
and we're in control
here we go
here we go
we're the Totally Spies
so we'll get on with the show

>>212703399
*kisses your forehead*

>>212703399
*poos on your forehead

>>212703204
spencer sunberg

>>212703399
*boots you in the temple*
grow up, cunt

Stop.

>>212703399
*gropes you*

>>212703382
>Please send me your hottest pictures of Hunter Schafer

>>212703410
How old are you? Are you physically fit?

>>212703399
*spanks your pouty bum and licks your neck*

seeing ponies

Stop..

>>212703459
21 nearly 22
Yes I work as a labourer

>>212702991
>the vast majority of my life
FONT!

>>212703459
I'm 41 pal, back is fucked from my days working as a sysadmin

>>212703399
*Breaks your finger to make you forget about your headache*

>>212703414
whatweh fuck sisthat
>>212703447
yaoucan tpsot that
>>212703472
brain eofor family guy an tpost that cant psot that riwn rianbow sparkle

you will not post the brians shagging the ponies

Ok, stop.

quite drunk .................. x

>>212703399
*gives you a rectal exam for no reason at all*

>>212703399
*gives you an arseache*

Ok, stop..

rorke drunkenly accepting his zesty side

>>212703399
*anally rapes you*

>>212703524
sorry, you're right

phwoar

>>212703069
detroit

>>212703477
Fucking hell lad move to London or Manchester and learn a trade. Absolute boom in work in both cities

brian griffin

>>212703506
same.. feeling free of inhibitions and frisky x

>>212703530
I want you to stop yeah.

>>212703546
Me too?

>>212703481
lol

>>212703416
fetish fuel

>>212703539
Costs money that’s not cheap. I’m already in debt

>>212703546
Stop? Stop and do what?

>>212703553
Please stop.

>>212703543
umm hiya

>>212703566
Normal uhhh stuff

>>212703544
Activeee x

>>212703575
literally me refreshing the thread to see all the replies I got for my trans ragebait post

>>212703565
Get an apprenticeship then and commute to Liverpool. Once compete move straight to London.

>>212703399
*Licks your bum and gives you a Walkers*

>>212703575
me refreshing the thread waiting for another (You) from (You) ....... x

>>212703603
Why are you trying to lifecoach this young retard

Ok, stop bullying me.

>>212703399
*gives you penile induced vaginal cramping

sir jippo conversator

>>212703532
God that looks good. Can't get anything resembling that here

British people deserve to be happy and have a bright future

>>212703635
no we don't
be quiet

Good idea...

>>212703613
you make me feel funny inside sometimes but I know you're flirty like that with everyone so I need to b careful and not get myself hurt

>>212703635
Not true at all.

>>212703279
bit racust

Yeah???

>>212703615
Just a bit of helpful advice

real emotionally-deprived nigga hours

.

Listening to the sounds of the smiths by the smiths

Sometimes I listen in on normie convos and genuinely don't understand how the find their oen conversations engaging. Just drivel.

No girls

>>212703651
>>212703667
Maybe not the bright future part
Makes me think of Portugal, how they had a massive colonial empire by virtue of being the one of the earliest nations to engage in colonialism, but now they are nothing more than a rather poor drug-addicted backwater of Spain

ktim (emotionally deprived deprived emotionally)

>>212703719
>Just drivel.
as opposed to..........

........../brit/?

Mad how no one caught on to Morrissey being a pederast. It's written all over his lyrics.

>>212703717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WCnl1VTEeg
LAST NIGHT I DREAMT SOMEBODY LOVED ME

Rebel

>>212703742
Doxing yourself is against the rules, fella.

>>212703701
foreheadmogs me BY FAR

>>212703745
He's not though is he, you just made that up.

hate working in tech

>>212703701
what you get for spending so long in the sun

>>212703747
>23 songs
Think i will have to listen to this whiny cunt in 2 sittings

What’d he mean by this?

drunk ajnd sad and talking to chatgpt because it's more supportingve than any of my so called friends
SAD

>>212703745
yeah? got any proof of that tubby? or just made it up? fuck off round your own end lad.

>>212703772
same

Exit stage right
>>212703770
Don't really care either way. Just find it insightful to examine his lyrical content from the perspective of one who is young, and yet knows he is damned to live life without love.

in russian destroyers are called squadron mine carriers, even though they carry torpedoes and not mines. that is because torpedoes were called "self propelled mines" back in the imperial era. this is ironic because the english term comes from "torpedo boat destroyer" because originally they were created to counter torpedo boats

>>212703806
wow

>>212703792
i thought i was ur fren

right thats not on is it

>Just find it insightful to examine his lyrical content from the perspective of one who is young, and yet knows he is damned to live life without love.
lol fuck off poindexter

>nigersaurus
what did they mean by this

>>212703800
Why you

But what can be said about modern Portugal is that they at least kept their dignity

>>212703851
They’ll all be mulattos speaking Brazilian Portuguese in a generation

>>212703827
!!!

>>212703847
>indians
>engineering has no leadership or real input
>pay not as good now because bootcamps & indians
>not many open junior positions rn

hiya

How do we end British accents and make you all speak proper American like Hengist and Horsa planned?

>>212703851
unlike """""Russia"""""" init lid

computer search for patents on way of lawsuiting

was going to get up at 4.30am to get out for a bike ride before it gets too hot. plan well and truly derailed I think

>>212703876
my mistake

Decided ive had enough of that whiny Mancunian cunt and decided to listen to The Return of the Space Cowboy by Jamiroquai instead

>>212703876
um
i see a pony

>>212703906
Why

>>212703839
It’s always foreigners or poindexter queers who>>212703906
Ktim for days

>>212703889
hi mate hiya hopws it foing

>>212703917
that's a uni from neopets NOT a pony because that would be rule breaking

need a pony gf

>>212703940
im fluttershy

>>212703925
it's half past midnight, i'm drunk and showing no signs of going to bed. doubt i'm going to be fit for a 30 mile ride in 4 hours time

so many of you deserve to have your heads torn off and then punted into a wood chipper

>>212703951
What’s with that negro one

>>212703951
He’s 6’1 apparently I call bullshit

um, ok

>>212703892
*yawn*

>>212703658
>you're flirty like that with everyone
what do u mean by that

I'm, uhh, h-hungry,,

>>212703940
um

UM OK!

umming out me arse

>watch British WWII documentary
>inevitable we let our women fuck black Americans to own the yanks virtue signaling
why is this so important to you?

Did you guys go to prom?

>>212703994
pink one could get it and by it i mean eaten ... by me

>>212703994
Doughnuts

10/10 says she'll give you a handy if you buy her a GameCube, wyd?

ummmmm...

>>212703992
you flirt with everyone and I fall for it bcos am innocent

YouTube recommendations on a mad one again

>>212704022
how much are gamecubes even nowadays
im sure i have one rotting in the garage alongside my n64 and og xbox

>>212704022
bail lol

>>212704022
buy her the GameCube definitely

>>212704035
bit noncey

>>212704035
rorke's dreams

>>212704031
i dont flirt with everyone ...

rarity

white vinegar and baking soda

>>212704079
gen z boss and a mini

>>212703994
why don't you have some cheese

got the air purifier on

>>212704082
post it

zorua is just zangoose 2 (but worse), zangoose the best

come on and smile

hot ahh day today

>>212704111
zorua is sexier by far

>>212704111
offby333...

Fuck Off...

>>212703806
I forgor to mention that the russian term comes from french "torpilleur d’escadre"

i bet all of mousenonce's pokemon suck. like they all have the worst possible moves, he surely teaches sand-attack over the good ones

>>212704160
grow uo

Delete..

>>212704160
but I bet he loves them though
they're just pixelated slaves to you

chikorita has shag me eyes
the choker noting her throat goat status as well

it's true, some days are dark and lonely
and maybe you feel sad
but /brit/ will be there to show you that it isn't that bad
there's one thing that makes me happy, and makes my whole life worthwhile
and that's when i talk to my /brit/ friends and get them to smile

xd
I LOVE Canada

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