Thread 212704209

charli billie edish

poo smells lmao

just wanked a cock off with my arse

searching for ways to kill yourself in canada and instead of google forcing the samartians on you asking "are you okay" it give you instructions on how to tie a noose.

a cuddle with Jack

need a boyfriend

Jews !

Goodnight all :)

off cock just with wanked my arse a

mad how butters lola young is

Strangeways Here We Come:

Side 1:

1. A Rush and a Push and the Land We Stand on is Ours
2. I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
3. Girlfriend in a Coma
4. Death of a Disco Dancer
5. Unhappy Birthday

Side 2:

1. Last Night I Dreamed Somebody Loved Me
2. Paint a Vulgar Picture
3. Stop me if you Think you've Heard this one Before
4. Death at one's Elbow
5. I Won't Share You

its funny when brits or other natives try to learn different languages we put a lot of focus on how to get the accent and pronunciation proper
but then you speak to a foreigner and their accent is strong as fuck and sometimes you don't understand them and thats okay
not to mention the english native speakers with accents themselves who can be incomprehensible to even other native speakers, and nobody minds

>>212704235
arguably (or literally) more related therefore better

>>212704272
Plane

>>212704264
so you'll be spamming her like you do the other vapid munters then yeah ok

>>212704031
what do you mean ???

>>212704288
you what pal?

>>212704308
Wanked on your pictures.

>>212704279
>english native speakers with accents themselves who can be incomprehensible to even other native speakers
this rarely happens. only if people mumble like idiots they are incomprehensible

>>212704279
when a foreigner learns english the only accent they'll try to emulate is the american one

>>212704317
um

>>212704282
just tell me how to fucking do it it, curiosity is out the window and if i'm not serious its probably because im too useless and wont go through with it anyway, and therefore talking to a 21 year old student wont help

>>212704331
Mad

https://patents.google.com/patent/US11574148B2/en?q=(method+of+committing+suicide+-preventing)&oq=method+of+committing+suicide+-preventing
nobody has patented suicide methods which is interesting

midwest and pacific northwest people think they speak english with no accent, straight from the dictionary, and it's everyone else who has it wrong
and they're right

>>212704350
someone was probably going to but ended up killing themselves in the process

I'm sorry mum I know you hate to see me this way ;_;

>>212704320
wrong, the irish have people that i can hardly understand, ive spoken to yanks that need to me slow down

>>212704322
wrong, i know people who have learned to pronounce words in perfect RP accents but with dogshit grammar that makes their sentences incomprehinsible

We at /brit/ stand with Israel

mad how one day soon authentic brit posts will be replaced by bots
their obvious inspection of and engagement with these generals and all other british locales on 4chan is proof of it. they've learnt enough about the culture to simulate it
nobody will tell the outside world when the replacement happens

yes. you disgust me

>>212704367
Asshole..

>>212704367
are you okay hun

foreign cunts hours is it righto

>>212704350
suicide is illegal

Teenager COD

mum's got her surgery in 3 days

mental health training, including at least one of pain tolerance skill training, pain tolerance skill training, pain tolerance skill training,
mental health training, including at least one of pain tolerance skill training, emotional

>>212704401
get really unhappy when I'm drunk
ignore me

>>212704430
corr
not straight but i would

>>212704444
me too
full of anxiety and regret
its ok x

>>212704460
!!

suicidal behavior. It is supposed to be a repertoire of problem solving that succumbs to suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide, and other dysfunctional behavior. It is the focus of technique.

please god ban the UK

>>212704477
:(

screaming

if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212704488
bitch is wider than she is tall

>>212704488
wtf is this

disco night at the mental home?

#savederpy
:(((((((((

start a new thread
this one is shit

wow shiny eggutor

>>212704500
you what pal?

thinking about the 36 year old gay lad from toil who said i had a nice arse
would let him cum in me ngl

I think I got it right this time..

gn cummers (literally) and American

>>212704262
You Amish? It's 5 pm

goodnight niggers

>>212704538
ummy

>>212704563
There's no Amish people in the Western Time Zone.

>>212704528
if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212704538
Corrr

I am Russian..

>>212704538
married to a woman gay man used to message me during the morning standup calls how he loved to listen to my voice and they made his day
when i quit he sent me a pm during one saying like "no more voice? :("

>>212704581
he is fit
cute face tall broad shoulders
looks 30 if not younger
often think about him when wanking

50 notes are illegal now due to woke

>>212704563
Meant goodnight to the British people who feel similar :)

>>212704599
Win win, son..

>>212704439
who is this semen demon

Fat bums

>>212704600
um

Watch

>>212704605
straightest /brit/ poster

weeping

>>212704605
UM

>>212704605
go for it lad
do what makes you happy x

don't understand why people like greased up or oily bums
makes them look a bit minging, to me

>>212704670
we shared a drunken kiss last year
wish he were my bf

>>212704684
well you're objectively wrong

>>212704684
Gay cunt

want to sniff a girl's sweaty arse

>>212704684
prefer when they're young and downy myself :)

my cock is so thin it's like a straw in girth

>>212704629
I want gay men to stop preying on me. It's bad enough I once had my arse and balls grabbed. This is over the line.

>>212704684
it looks lush lad

>>212704760
All me

if chips are crisps in the UK and fries are chips, then what are fries in the UK?

>>212704817
Skinny chips

>>212704817
yank chips

>>212704817
thin chips like from mcdonalds

>>212704817
they come from belgium and they're originally frîtes

boiwifedog training

>>212704847
UM

Been doing some wretched poos lately
Very smelly

very durnk
steaming
feel quite sick

toby

>>212704882
ktim

Shawty wanna fuck
Shawty likes it rough and
She got a big, oily butt
A big round wet McMuffin

>>212704583
Is it you? Why are you going to bed so early? I miss you

>>212704609
Which 50?

why doesn't alcohol fix a headache

>>212704882
Pancreatic cancer

>>212704893
max <3 x >.<

>>212704923
it does eventually

>>212704272
>Last Night I Dreamed Somebody Loved Me
I know this one because Ricky Gervais used to always play it on his radio show

dowtc (desperately obsessed with toby canadian)

rorke type shi

head is spinning seeing double feel quite sick might vomit

>>212704940
Xfm?

policies concerningn Canada femboys

>>212704609
We should £250 notes by now due to inflation. Crazy how little money normal people have now

Pokemon Stop
.

You're 30 mate

>>212704971
Yeah
I also know that bad babysitter song because of it too

Google Patents psychological warfare psychological methods of compliance in patients specifically of the mental institution

Mi like to fly privati with 24 carati
Also mi casa very grandioso
Mi money numeroso
I work around the clocko
That's why I'm sweating like a mafioso
Life is like spaghetti
It's hard until you make it
No stresso, no stresso
It's gonna be espresso

'ing a £250 note cause a mong can't type right

any weedman in surrey?

>>212704952
this is me
this is so me

does F1nn have phimosis?

Met police have arrested members of the Teletubbies, a proscribed terrorist group under UK law

>>212705033
don't worry about it babe

>>212705033
Foreskin dick looks the slop. Can't be arsed about it.

just got back, did I miss any good posts?

sable island uWu

re: teletubbies
got asked a question about them earlier, someone interjected on my behalf on the basis that it might not have been popular in the uk

can you link the CIA readingroom US air forces please uwu

>>212705071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZwQ4Aihdm8

sir charlie chaplin

these days, being a white Englishman is a terrorism offence

nvm STARGATE is on the advanced search I am going to go astral realm

>>212705087
funny :)

roke falling up the stairs

realm*

>>212705099
no going to the astral realm

>>212705094
what's terrifying is how cute and kissable many of them are :3

>>212705138
uwu x

UwU

wahey lads it's the Vinmeister

>>212705156
*kisses bong's cheek*

realm

>>212705177
say hi to vinny

>>212705177
hello bimmy

too drunk
not good NOT good

>>212705177
psychedelic

planning a wank

>>212705238
better have a permit for it

>>212705177
hello VINNY

>>212705238
do it on my face or in my mouth

>>212705225
Sip some water and have a lie down lad. If your legs are rubber ask someone to help you

>>212705271
got hard reading this. wish i had a bf really bad

the silent boy cries

>>212705290
um

>>212705317
Ugghhhhh ahhhhgh....u made me finish with that um

creasing at the thought of unc winding this round like a caveman back in the day

lmao

gaymaletube milking table

>>212705351
UM ok ... happy to help x

>>212705366
t'was comfy

>>212704792
same. i've stopped wearing leggings because of it

>>212705297
u ok?

might start watching ASMR again

>>212705375
*cUMs again* stahp

>>212705410
Anal Sex Male Rape?

looking into LGBT therapy services

looking into LGBT massage services

Get her milked. Now.

um

>>212705489
err

looking into LGBT exterminator services

a nice big throbbing hard cock up the arse

>>212705468
come up north and do MORPHINE with me instead

just range ban the UK

>>212705506
what's it like? x
ive only done weed and some dodgy research chems my crackhead housemate bought back in the day

>>212705522
why

>>212705463
looks like a prostitute from gin-riddled victorian london

>>212705463
haha imagine if she was hooked up to a milking machine which force-fed me her breast milk haha

>>212705525
feels like you're wrapped in a warm blanket and don't have any worries

the entitled untalented midsle class white woman

AKA poppy, tilly, mildred

wish l had drugs

>>212705556
need that
:(

wrapped in a warm blanket with no worries
sick of it

>>212705366
my daily driver has this

woman from the cadburys dementia ad could get it

>>212705366
what actually is that

>>212705640
corr

can tell she loves it up the arse

filthy fuckin bint

my housemate in 3rd and 4th year uni was literally super hans off peep show

might go nonbinary

>>212705682
well he wasnt because super hans is a fictional character

what's with all this poof spam then

>>212705710
get the walking stick purchased NOW

>>212705713
he was a coke fiend and took me to strip clubs on numerous occasions

>>212705727
?

>>212705723
how was the pub?

they do go out late tbf

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goodnight mates, let's hope I never wake up x

>>212705825
>a current UK resident
there goes my chance

mad that the US Constitution predates what's typically considered to be contemporary Westminster parliamentarianism

might change my name by deed poll
fucking hate my name i didn;t choose it

what are the Tories doing nowadays, are they even still around

>>212706008
toby isnt that bad

>>212706008
alri Cocksley

>>212706008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJThlF6houk

>>212706023
plotting their big comeback, where they will triple migration again

>>212705746
known only one proper cokefiend. more like friend of a friend of a friend. alleged soctor student.

dude was fucking on it whenever saw him. and im talking like middle of the fucking day. made him just chat utter shit. very palpable.

I turnt Brit gay! And I don't regret it.

>>212705825
what if you just lie

wpuld be kinda funny

Room vaguely habitable now that I can open the windows and due to my wet towel engineering

unbanned in 2 hours lads proper chuffed
14 days in the can for me

>>212705642
manual car window crank

>>212706104
Love a wet towel in summer. It's unbearably hot here and I take a wet towel on jogs or walks in my bag, very refreshing when you feel like you're gonna pass out. Glad you found some comfort m8

Anybody know how to hide these?

so fucking steaming as fuck

>>212706205
bizarre there's 3 of them
element picker in ublock origin should get rid of them

body cams have been so detrimental to the groids that i'm surprised their enablers haven't reversed their desire to have all police use them

>>212706227
They're from posts hidden by ublock not 4chanX

I am retarded and can't figure out how to filter the post AND the little 4chanX hide-post-button

>>212706249
you have to hide the .replyContainer div not the .reply div

>>212706249
ah dunno then
I use 4chan x cos I'm not a spaz x

need a hot horny fuck with a brish lads arse at midnight if we're being fair desu

NEED a good rogering

>>212706264
Ah yeah thanks for this Israel

the government should pay you a fixed amount to kill foreigners

>>212706281
YES there we go

Thanks :D

>>212706284
I'm using BOTH

>>212706373
Really defending the West from Islam they are
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/israel-announces-it-reached-deal-with-un-on-deportation-of-asylum-seekers-547703

>>212706368
I am.Russian.

>>212706426
Truly our best ally
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident

I can understand why Americans think Christianity is inherently pro Jewish or a “kike psyop”, since evangelical Protestants over there literally venerate Jews as a divinely chosen caste (itself a direct violation of Christianity’s central message), and consider it a religious duty to fund, arm and unconditionally support Israel.

To me, raised Catholic, the Jews were a religious minority you mostly read about in the old Bible stories. The state of Israel and the conflict therein was a secular political matter.

>>212706497
Really a shining example of democracy and how to support it
https://en.l.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lobby_(TV_series)

>100% greek
>100% european

that's mental
MENTAL
if he walks on to a plane rorke would shit himself

>>212706526
Whatever would we do without them?
https://en.abna24.com/news/850652/Mossad-officer-leading-ISIS-as-mosque-Imam-arrested-in-Libya

right, gonna pull an all nighter

locked catberg outside for the night

got a fan blowing right up my arse

>>212706739
ktim

>>212706691
any particular reason? x

Fucking love leaving racist comments on TikTok

>>212706770
Need to reset my fucked sleep schedule and Tesco opens at 6AM

gonna grab a relentless then do a load of work down the allotment before the heat sets in x

we're all in here

when i see a racist on the internet I wish I could reach through the screen and hurt them. Perhaps technology will make this possible and I can beat them through the screen but I may be too old by then and get my ass handed to me. Racists are so lucky that technology is holding me back

>>212706860
If such a thing was possible I would rape you through the screen

>>212706916
>rape me through the screen
to the tune of kiss me through the phone

>>212706860
too much hassle but i wouldnt mind if i could just grab the pic of food from the internet and it became real. free of charge of course

>>212706953
Apply

>>212706940
if a mysterious package from /brit/ arrived in your jungle with a vibrating toy inside that tickles your prostate when you get a (You) would you put it on

grabbing anons AI fizzy drinks

>>212706981
probably. im a curious man after all

>>212706983
Pass..

>>212706986
naughty minx

overheard one of my neighbours in the garden last night saying that someone stole some of her washing off the drying line

not me obviously but the concern is that I leave for work at 03:30AM when it's pitch black and everyone is asleep. For the record I was not working last night when this washing theft occurred and was tucked up in bed. But now this morning I will be leaving for work later at my usual time except all the neighbours will be on high alert for anyone skulking in the area

hopefully they know it's just me walking to my car then driving off to work. I'm just a normal man for pity's sake ( we're just normal men)

bobbing my head side to listening to music as I hold in my poo and wait for flatmateberg to finish his shower

might start taking fish oil supplements since i can't stand fish

>>212707030
you sound guilty to me

I hate niggers so much it's unreal

>leaves for work at 3:30AM
never a bad day to be a neet

>>212707052
Apply

>>212707041
you'd have to get an expensive one because 99% of them are rancid by the time you buy them and do more harm than good

>>212707049
I'm trying to think how I will answer if I walk out my front door and am confronted walking to my car by some paranoid neighbour.

I'll have to pretend that I don't know the washing was stolen, as no one has told me and I only heard about it through an open window, yet I will need to be convincingly surprised otherwise they'll think I'm a weirdo who listens to them through open windows (there's no avoiding this, it's 32C I need to have open windows this is normal behaviour).

>>212707070
It is what it is lad.

can I make the next thread? I have a good picture for it and would really appreciate if you all leave it to me x

Do you reckon the kind of "normal" trans people who pass properly hate all the proper mutants who look like middle aged men in wigs?

not a fan of science

It's all so fucking fucked

>>212707183
Same, love God the almighty me

>>212707163
the first category genuinely doesn't exist

>>212707201
?

>>212707117
just give the knickers back

>>212707212
Even with people like this chap and Hunter Schafer etc, their best efforts still boil down to angle frauding. When you see them outside their bedroom, away from the angles and the filters, they still look uncanny. They have giant heads, long arms, big hands, male hips etc. The technology just isn't there yet.

>>212707220
I swear it wasn't meeeeee, I don't even know which garments were taken! I need to leave soon. Debating whether to make as much noise as possible walking to my car or to be as silent as possible.

just did a fix it

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UKGxq0pnBI

>>212707300
>supports Israel
dropped

right I am leaving to go to the car now

I will submit an update from the work's car park if all goes well

Hello chaps.

>>212707212
Oh my days the absolute demolition job the lads would do to him/her in jail

might buy manor lords even if it's early access

>>212707342
Negro

>>212707300
The funny thing about Charlie is he is going to dedicate all his effort into instigating fights with his bodyguards and random people

And it's great

fat girls rule the world

funny how parents were worries about video games making kids violent meanwhile kids at my school were sharing videos of kittens being put in microwaves

>>212707403
Proper wronguns you lot

Janny I see a pony!

>>212707396
um

Janny on a mad one

>>212707417
it wasnt me sharing it. when the kid showed me it I cried

thoughts?

>>212707438
I could beat him in a fight.

>>212707396
careful self-deleting posts
if you end up getting caught you get a month for ban evasion

Weener weener wanker
Weener wanker poo
If you saw my weener
Then I will wank a jew
Don’t you touch my weener
While I’m wanking you
Or I might wank my weener while I do a poo

>>212707438
jean shorts and a teddy bear, yeah im thinking based

so i can make the next thread yeah? you'll leave it me, yeah?

I am currently wearing jean shorts

>>212706500
Christianity is inherently anti-jewish, and what you're describing is the problematic deviation from Christianity into the secular political system incorrectly referred to as 'Christianity', which is tied to the rise of Zionism as an influencial collection of billionaire lobbyists and the organizations they fund.

>>212707503
does your arse look good in them?
asking in a straight way ofc

we'll I made it to the car and have driven to work

I feel certain the only sound I would have made was the key in the door.

>>212707530
with how paranoid you are you def nicked them lmao

>>212707537
>>212707537
>>212707537

we aren't using that wait for the kiwi

update: that retard just christened the thread by replying to it, well done mong

>>212707548
early